🏘️ The Real Housewives of Cheshire (2015) - Season 19 Episode 1 ★ SEASON PREMIERE
The gloves are off, the champagne is poured, and Cheshire is back for its most dramatic season yet. In Episode 1 "New Faces, New Drama", the iconic housewives return with bigger ambitions, bolder fashion, and secrets that could shake the group to its core. A new cast member arrives with a mysterious past, old alliances are tested, and one explosive lunch sets the tone for the season ahead. Who will reign supreme... and who will be left out in the cold?
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• Season premiere energy: fresh faces, fresh feuds & the return of fan favorites
• New housewife reveal: a glamorous addition with a controversial backstory
• Lunch from hell: a glamorous gathering turns into a verbal showdown
• Fashion & fortune: stunning looks, luxury lifestyles & the price of perfection
• Signature RHOChe drama: wit, wealth & unforgettable confrontations
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality TV / Ensemble Drama / Luxury Lifestyle Serial
• Original Network: ITVBe (UK) / ITVX / International Syndication
• Series Launch: 2015 | Season: 19 | Episode: 1 | Title: "New Faces, New Drama" ★ PREMIERE
• Setting: Cheshire, England, UK | Language: English
• Runtime: ~60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~10-15 min
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#ShowTVMovies #RHOChe #ITVBe #NewFacesNewDrama #S19E01 #RealHousewives #RealityTV #BingeWatch #BritishReality #CheshireLife
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The gloves are off, the champagne is poured, and Cheshire is back for its most dramatic season yet. In Episode 1 "New Faces, New Drama", the iconic housewives return with bigger ambitions, bolder fashion, and secrets that could shake the group to its core. A new cast member arrives with a mysterious past, old alliances are tested, and one explosive lunch sets the tone for the season ahead. Who will reign supreme... and who will be left out in the cold?
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• Season premiere energy: fresh faces, fresh feuds & the return of fan favorites
• New housewife reveal: a glamorous addition with a controversial backstory
• Lunch from hell: a glamorous gathering turns into a verbal showdown
• Fashion & fortune: stunning looks, luxury lifestyles & the price of perfection
• Signature RHOChe drama: wit, wealth & unforgettable confrontations
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality TV / Ensemble Drama / Luxury Lifestyle Serial
• Original Network: ITVBe (UK) / ITVX / International Syndication
• Series Launch: 2015 | Season: 19 | Episode: 1 | Title: "New Faces, New Drama" ★ PREMIERE
• Setting: Cheshire, England, UK | Language: English
• Runtime: ~60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~10-15 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to reality TV recaps & British entertainment podcasts on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Which housewife made the biggest impression? 👇" Turn on notifications 🔔 for Episode 2!
#ShowTVMovies #RHOChe #ITVBe #NewFacesNewDrama #S19E01 #RealHousewives #RealityTV #BingeWatch #BritishReality #CheshireLife
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "The Real Housewives of Cheshire" belong to ITV Studios, Lime Pictures, and associated producers. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
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00:06Cheshire the champagne capital of the north of England where the streets are lined with supercars
00:13and your neighbor might just be one of the world's greatest footballers in this millionaire's
00:20playground luxury isn't a treat it's a standard let's go let's go let's go what beneath that
00:28sparkle secrets rumors and scandal are never far away because to survive in Cheshire you need thick
00:36skin big dreams and an even bigger bank balance the ladies here are a different class and the
00:46only thing worse than a fake handbag is a fake friendship and receipt you'd better keep them for
00:55both show me what you got do your words here egos are as grand as the mansions they live in
01:02alliances
01:03are priceless betrayal is expensive and if you can't keep up you'll be taken for a ride welcome to the
01:13golden triangle I'm a Queen Bee and I've got a sting in my tail Cheshire's in my blood but don't
01:27make it boil
01:30I'll pray for peace but I'm ready for war
01:37I might be younger but I wasn't born yesterday
01:42I don't have time for gossip I'm too busy building an empire
01:47Cheshire is my playground and I'll give you the ride of your life
01:57going in yeah I'm putting everything on the line
02:01and I got it on my own I ain't taking advice at the top you won't ever see me taking
02:05it
02:05I've never been in the car with you before you have you've never driven I'm not the best driver
02:10no you're definitely not you are a terrible driver though I'm terrible
02:13are you in the right gear what's going on you're in something that's not right
02:17are you doing that on purpose no
02:21in my heart I won't ever let a hated decide flying way above whatever it is you might stop
02:26do you want to get a 7-year-old blonde no problem I don't know thank you
02:30I just want to flow flow flow flow flow I just want to flow flow flow flow I just want
02:38to glide a little bit
02:40me go with the sky a little bit yeah I just want to flow flow flow flow
02:44Hi!
02:47You OK?
02:48How are you?
02:49You look nice.
02:49Oh, look at you.
02:50Free and pink.
02:51Mwah.
02:52Mwah.
02:53Come on, let's go.
02:54Yeah, good.
02:56I've been away for such a long time.
02:58I know.
02:59How long were you in Dubai for?
03:00Like, two and a half months?
03:01Two and a half months.
03:02It's the longest I've ever been away.
03:04I didn't think you were ever coming back.
03:06Do you know what, Rach?
03:07If I had it my way, I would have just stayed.
03:10Float.
03:11I just wanna float.
03:12Never got a swing.
03:13We're not up and above.
03:14Sittlin' on the building.
03:15I don't wanna go.
03:16If you're on it with me, probably I don't know.
03:18Float.
03:19Float.
03:19I just wanna float.
03:25Why is no one...
03:26She opened the gate, so she knows we're here.
03:29Aunt Pika, it's cold.
03:30Are you gonna let us in today, or...?
03:32Should we go?
03:33Why is she leaving a guest on the door?
03:34I don't know.
03:34No.
03:42Well, there's only one queen in Cheshire, and she's right here, baby.
03:47I'm here to bring everyone back together.
03:50I want total harmony and peace.
03:53Sorry, Aunt Pika.
03:54It's three people f***ing the toilet, and I'm sat here, like,
03:58filling...filling all these.
04:02What's happening?
04:03What's the matter?
04:03I don't know if I knew, I'll tell you.
04:06Aww.
04:08And what's she doing?
04:13What better way to start the bonding process
04:16with these lovely ladies back in my palace?
04:19Hi.
04:19Hello.
04:20How are you?
04:21Hi.
04:22Hi, ladies.
04:24Finally.
04:24You've never had the privilege of coming through those gates before.
04:27I know.
04:31Look at you.
04:32Oh, yeah.
04:33Look at you.
04:34Oh, yeah.
04:35Look at you.
04:35We've got pink champagne for the pink lady.
04:37And Pika's house is very Ampika-ish.
04:41It's opulent.
04:42It's not to my taste.
04:44But that's okay.
04:45She probably wouldn't live in a farmhouse.
04:48Each to their own.
04:48Can you believe that it's my first time?
04:50And you look so close to each other.
04:52We're so close.
04:52I know.
04:53I know.
04:53Literally.
04:54I'm thinking, why has that been, Seema?
04:56You want the dog down here?
04:57I do.
04:58Do you want us a dog?
04:59That's like...
05:01I can't walk past the house.
05:02And I see your house.
05:03I'm Pika to carry on walking.
05:05Bloody hell.
05:05I wasn't expecting this.
05:07As soon as I've walked in, it's like, how come you've never been to my house?
05:12Well, I'm Pika.
05:14You've never invited me.
05:16What's your excuse?
05:17Why have you not been before?
05:18I have been before.
05:19I've been here a couple of times.
05:20She has been a couple of times when she had the consortium company.
05:23And she's selling my stuff.
05:25And Rachel used to drive through the gates and she'd have such a frosty disposition.
05:28I'd be like, hi, Rachel, you okay?
05:29Would you like a drink?
05:30She's like, no, fine, thank you.
05:31I didn't.
05:31I didn't.
05:33I remember being really frosty and I thought...
05:35I wasn't at all.
05:36Ice queen.
05:37If it's not me being a bin bag lady, I'm frosty.
05:40What is it with her?
05:42It's like she can't help herself.
05:43Be nice.
05:44It costs nothing.
05:45I gotta put me first.
05:47Big bad, but it not work.
05:49Call me, I can't hit back.
05:51Don't got time for chit chat.
05:53Oh, look at you!
05:55Oh, look at you!
05:56Oh, look at you!
05:58Money make me happy.
06:00My love in the past.
06:02She's been slacking me off all the way down.
06:04And she's made me walk all the way down there because she don't like me bloody driving.
06:08Can I just tell you?
06:08I don't lie.
06:09Her at the moment.
06:10I don't need a killer by a bus.
06:11She drives horrendous.
06:12And you always have a go at my outfits, but watch, got penises on her shoes.
06:18Oh, stop!
06:19Pointy!
06:20They're very pointy.
06:22They're a little bit odd.
06:24They look like a pointy penis.
06:26I went out for the weekend to Wales with some friends and I met a really, really nice guy.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33How do you meet all these people?
06:34You meet so many people.
06:35How do you meet all these men?
06:36How old is he?
06:3736.
06:38Oh, that's not bad.
06:39Sorry.
06:40Not bad.
06:41But he said to me I could be a very immature 40-year-old.
06:45And?
06:46Yeah, but I don't look 40.
06:47I mean, I'm lying, but I'm not that good.
06:50She can get free trams.
06:52Is that true?
06:53No, I can't get a free trams.
06:55No, I can't.
06:56No, I can't.
06:57Hello.
06:58Sheena, how old do you think I am?
06:59How rude that you actually think I can get a free trams.
07:03Cheeky cow.
07:04So, I went to Dubai, saw Seema.
07:07Did you go to see Seema?
07:08I was in Dubai at the same time, yeah.
07:09But she was busy.
07:10We tried to meet up and, you know, it just didn't work.
07:13Our schedule didn't work.
07:13You're okay, though, aren't you?
07:15You and Seema.
07:15Yeah, we're actually really good.
07:16I feel like we haven't spoke as much over the summer period, but we're okay.
07:20Like, I feel like we've...
07:21Obviously, a lot happened last year.
07:22You called me a client.
07:24You were.
07:25Let's rewind.
07:25No, no, no.
07:26What's the whole point?
07:27You were a client.
07:27I was a family, I'm suddenly a sister, now I'm just a client.
07:31We've come over there and we're on a good path.
07:33Good.
07:34And you all say, half the time you forget what you were screaming about anyway.
07:38I kind of go...
07:39Well, when me and you do, a lot of people don't.
07:41Oh, look at me.
07:50I'm the boss.
07:51I'm the man.
07:52I'm the queen.
07:53Look at me.
07:55Can you see I'm everything you want to see?
07:59When I went to the Burj Al Arab in Dubai, I saw...
08:03Yes, this is what it reminds me of.
08:05This was the staircase in the Burj Al Arab and I thought if it's good enough for the Burj
08:08Al Arab, it's good enough for me.
08:10Oh, wow.
08:11This is my bedroom.
08:12Oh, wow.
08:12I'm Peter.
08:13I'm probably going to sleep here like a few...
08:15This is gorgeous.
08:16I know.
08:17Oh, I love this.
08:18Nice little canopy.
08:20Is that you?
08:21That's me and David.
08:23Oh, my God, well, she looks so different when everyone's there.
08:25Yeah, that was like probably about 12 years ago.
08:27I've known David for 17 years.
08:29It's been noted in the Sunday Times Rich List that David is 148th richest person in the country.
08:35I got introduced to a mutual girlfriend who was an actress and she introduced me to this chap who was
08:41my friend for very many years.
08:43So I've grown to love him, know all his wonderful qualities, the good, the bad, the ugly, and the same
08:49with me.
08:49And I think if I can live my best life and genuinely have love and have financial freedom and have
08:56health, I am the luckiest girl in the world.
08:59I've been looking so fly. I've been looking so fly.
09:03Oh, my God, you've got a salon.
09:05Gorgeous.
09:06Yeah, so.
09:07Oh, and Pika, I am going to be here every day.
09:09We need to get ready in here for a girls' night.
09:13This is brilliant.
09:14No, it's just cosy, isn't it?
09:16I'll keep all of y'all begging for more.
09:18This is cool and it's purest fun.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:24Oh, my gosh.
09:25Pika, boo.
09:27I know, I know.
09:28This is such a fashion archive.
09:30She's got every single designer piece.
09:33I mean, Chanel bags, Hermes, Gucci, Louis Vuitton.
09:39This girl's got it all.
09:41Oh, and Pika.
09:42Oh, that's beautiful.
09:43Right, I'm actually going to play dress up.
09:45What do we think?
09:46Oh, I really like that.
09:48Is that Hermes?
09:49Yeah.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:51I just need a handbag.
09:52Can I choose a bag?
09:53Choose a bag.
09:54I'm thinking this for you.
09:55To me?
09:56No, this is for you.
09:57Oh.
09:58Well, I've got that in black.
09:59Oh.
10:06Have you seen that group chat?
10:08Peekaboo said to her.
10:10Oh, I know.
10:11How exciting.
10:14How exciting.
10:15Do you know what?
10:15It was inevitable.
10:16They've been together a long time.
10:18Haven't they, David and Pika?
10:19Yeah.
10:19I'm just so excited.
10:21He's putting a ring on it.
10:23It's so nice to see one of my oldest best friends so happy and so in love.
10:29And I'm really excited for her.
10:31That's what I want.
10:32When I first met Peekaboo, she was married to Mark.
10:36Who's Mark?
10:36So Mark is Aunt Pika's first husband.
10:39Oh, is that who she's talking about when she says Mark?
10:41Her first husband.
10:42Yeah.
10:43They actually look like each other.
10:44Yeah, Mark and David could be.
10:47Yeah.
10:47But hold on.
10:48Doesn't he live with her?
10:49Because she talks about the person called Mark.
10:51Yeah.
10:51They've got their son and it's a big house.
10:53Like this?
10:55That's interesting.
10:56David and Mark are really close.
10:58They got on really well.
10:59Oh, my God.
10:59That's amazing.
11:01It's a very unique situation.
11:03It's very unique.
11:04Yeah.
11:13Ladies.
11:14This is the dining room.
11:16Wow.
11:16This is our formal room.
11:18Flowers.
11:19Oh, hello.
11:19Hello.
11:20What?
11:21I knew there'd be mirrors somewhere.
11:23I was looking on your bed.
11:24I was looking on your bed.
11:24To be honest, you've done things in here and looked up?
11:27Erm, I have done things in here.
11:28Come on, come on.
11:29And it's really sexy.
11:30I've done it on the dining room table and it's amazing.
11:33Oh, God.
11:33So you can literally get the full experience from every angle.
11:38So you're saying you've done things on this table.
11:41Is there anywhere they haven't christened in this house?
11:44I mean, I'm not being funny.
11:46I need some rubber gloves.
11:47Because I'm too scared to sit down on anything.
11:49It was an experience.
11:51It was an experience.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:52So this was my marital home.
11:54So, obviously, me and my ex-husband.
11:57David's been here a few times.
11:59Right.
11:59Yeah.
11:59And I just didn't think it was proper to get him to reenact something that I've already
12:03done.
12:04So then you put the mirrors here instead.
12:05So then I manoeuvre David onto here.
12:08So we've christened this part.
12:10Mark and I have christened that part.
12:11It's all happy memories when I come in here.
12:13Happy memories.
12:15La, la, la, la, la.
12:16I can't unsee it.
12:17I can't unsee it.
12:18Maybe I'll have to give Sandeep a call and talk about some mirrors.
12:23Get mine.
12:25Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
12:29Nora's turning too soon.
12:31And, you know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family.
12:34Would you go again, would you?
12:35Well, we have been trying.
12:36Oh, really?
12:37Oh, wow.
12:38Are you struggling with anything?
12:39It's pretty scary.
12:40Yeah.
12:41I am going to miss the girls.
12:43Have you told them yet?
12:44Not told anybody.
12:45They're going to be really shocked.
12:47So the pair of them sat there, like, poisoned umpa-loompas, slagging me off.
12:51And it went on for about seven minutes.
12:52You're very nice to people's faces.
12:54But behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
13:03Good afternoon.
13:08Come on.
13:09Come on.
13:10Have a look at diamonds, Nora.
13:11Oh, she's on the floor.
13:12Nora!
13:13Nora, what are you doing?
13:19Oh, come on.
13:20Let's have a look at some jewelry.
13:22Nora is turning two very soon, and she is definitely well within her terrible two era.
13:30I didn't realize how hard it would be to juggle motherhood, running a business, house renovations,
13:36and it's hard.
13:38Someone once told me that your dad should be the first person to buy you diamonds.
13:43So get your credit cards ready, because, yeah.
13:45Bloody hell.
13:45It's gonna be expensive purchase.
13:47Hi!
13:47Oh, hello.
13:48Hello, my darling.
13:49Oh, I'm good.
13:51How are you?
13:52Well, you know, her voice is gone.
13:54When's that coming back?
13:55I don't know.
13:56I don't know.
13:56We've got Nora here as well.
13:58Hi, Princess!
14:00No matter.
14:00Who's this auntie Sheena?
14:02Beautiful girl.
14:03So cutie.
14:04What a beautiful girl.
14:05Yeah, I'm so sorry.
14:06I've lost my voice.
14:07So, I'm in collaboration with this beautiful map and web.
14:11Oh, amazing.
14:11I am.
14:12And I am doing an edit with them for Ramadan.
14:15Oh, wow.
14:15And we're doing the first ever Iftar event.
14:18But the best part is why you're here today is I'm choosing all the jewelry for my edit.
14:23And wait, wait, wait, wait, not even the best part, I get to share that with some of the girls.
14:27And of course I'm gonna share it with you.
14:28Are you joking?
14:29So you get to try on jewelry and you get to wear it and borrow it.
14:32Oh, my God, Paige.
14:35Oh, my God.
14:35How blooming exciting.
14:36I know.
14:37So.
14:38Oh, God.
14:39I told you the girls are gonna love this.
14:41Hold the Birkin.
14:42Hold the Birkin.
14:43Let's go.
14:44Bloody hell.
14:51Oh, Paige.
14:52Oh, that's perfect.
14:53Do you wanna try it on?
14:54You just try this on.
14:55Oh, my God.
14:57How much does this work?
14:59150k.
15:00150k.
15:01I like the teamwork.
15:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:02We'll get it done, we'll get it done, we'll get it done.
15:04So girly, isn't it?
15:06It's stunning.
15:07It's not every day you're wearing £150,000 around your neck, is it?
15:10Oh, wow.
15:10Isn't that gorge?
15:11Yeah.
15:12I mean, it's great with the outfit today, actually.
15:13It actually does.
15:14Yeah.
15:14Yeah.
15:14Perfect.
15:15A bit of bling.
15:16So I'm gonna just get you some champagne and your tea, and I'll leave you to it.
15:20Yeah, thank you.
15:20Thank you, darling.
15:20Thank you very much.
15:21No worries.
15:22Bye.
15:30Ooh.
15:32This is my first time I've ever had bicycle shorts on in my entire life.
15:36I have a love-hate relationship with my buttocks, so if I can get anything to zap those babies,
15:42make it firmer, make it tighter, make it tauter, I'll pay anything.
15:47I will start turning things up, and you'll just start to feel a little something come
15:50on in.
15:50Ooh!
15:52Exactly that.
15:53Ooh!
15:54Fucking hell!
15:55Fuck me sideways.
15:56That is evil.
15:57That's like dog training with that electric collar on.
16:00Sounds like we're in a porno.
16:01This is really seedy, Lauren.
16:03Stop it, please.
16:04You're freaking me out.
16:05It's not an eye sensation at all.
16:06I mean, it's a very strange feeling.
16:08I feel like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left.
16:11It's been described as that before, to be fair, so I can't even disagree.
16:14Oh, that feels lovely.
16:16Oh.
16:16When's it finishing?
16:17Not long.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:19Now you can really feel it on your clit, Lauren.
16:21Jesus Christ.
16:22Can't feel it on my clit.
16:24No.
16:25Can you put it up so I can feel it on my clit?
16:28Oh.
16:29You can do this on people.
16:32Oh.
16:33Perfect.
16:34Come on.
16:34Two knots, please.
16:36Oh, God, that is really, really fun.
16:38Yeah, it gets tough, doesn't it?
16:40It gets tough.
16:40It's like some type of karma sutra.
16:43Yay!
16:44Finished.
16:45Well done, well done, well done.
16:46Lovely work.
16:47That was lovely.
16:48Have a breather.
16:48Let me get these off you.
16:49I'll never do that again.
16:50That was hell.
16:51To be honest, when I had the girls round the other day, I actually had genuinely a lovely,
16:57lovely afternoon.
16:57The only thing that I couldn't believe is that Seema's ever been to your house.
17:01I know.
17:01I have invited her.
17:03I invited her and Sandeep.
17:04She declined.
17:06Oh, no, I didn't mean it in a horrible way.
17:08It wasn't.
17:08No, I wasn't like picking teeth and causing trouble.
17:12I was just surprised that she'd never been to your house.
17:14I'm going to peel it back down to basics.
17:16I don't know about something that went on years ago.
17:18But you know when you haven't addressed something and it niggles away at you?
17:21Seema and Stacey.
17:23Oh, I knew you were going to say that.
17:24Yeah, literally.
17:25And it's a bone of contention.
17:26It was this Seema's party and they rang up Esther.
17:31And it rang, they rang Esther up and they were both pissed.
17:34She could hear everything.
17:36And they thought that they'd put the phone down.
17:38Yeah, that was it.
17:39So they were ringing up Esther, Esther didn't pick up.
17:41So the pair of them sat there, like poison dumper lumpers slagging me off.
17:46And it went on for about seven minutes and then Esther sent it to me the next day
17:49and I was absolutely shell shocked.
17:51I've always found with Seema that she is very warm and welcoming with a smile on her face,
17:57but behind your back she's really schneid.
17:59I am the same person that I've always been.
18:01And you are too, Seema.
18:02And that's a two-faced fucker.
18:04To me, you're very nice to people's faces, but behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
18:10I was so hurt and taken back by what Seema had said seven years ago.
18:15You could say I'm pathetic, you could say I'm childish, but to me, I'm a person with feelings.
18:21And I am like an elephant I will never forget.
18:24If I thought you looked a crock of shit, I'd say to Lauren today, sweetheart,
18:28I don't think, but I'd say it to your face.
18:30Yeah, I agree.
18:30I don't need to get in the back of a car, pissed out in my head, slagging you off, unbeknownst
18:35to you,
18:35and then come, oh, hi!
18:37She got caught.
18:37You're like a smiling assassin.
18:39She got caught.
18:39Smiling assassin.
18:50Tell me your place.
18:52Yes.
18:52How's it going?
18:53Well, it was meant to be done.
18:54I mean, months ago, like six months ago.
18:56A whole page.
18:57Honestly.
18:58Like, we are still currently living in town.
19:00It's been nine months.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:02How long were you supposed to be in town for?
19:04Three.
19:04No.
19:05If I'm honest to you, I've had enough.
19:07It's like, I'm drained.
19:09Like, I am, I could scream every day.
19:11Like, I'm literally, I was saying to Amir, my head is like this, just kind of a bit above water.
19:15We started our Harris Renovations nearly a year ago, and the site is still an absolute mess,
19:21and I just don't know when this project's going to be finished.
19:23Well, over half a mil, over budget.
19:26Oh, Paige.
19:27And if I'm truly honest with you, like, I mean, see me and Amir, we've been together for years,
19:32we love each other.
19:32Yeah, of course.
19:33But the reality is...
19:34It's a test, isn't it?
19:35It's a big test.
19:36And we are at each other's heads.
19:39Nora's turning too soon.
19:41You know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family, because Nora's at an age
19:45now where we don't want that gap to be too...
19:46Would you go again, would you?
19:47Well, we have been trying.
19:49Oh, really?
19:50Oh, wow.
19:50But the issue is, is like, we're struggling with the house problems, like the stress, like
19:56then we're bickering, then it goes, and I don't know if that's a factor in probably why I haven't been
20:01pregnant yet.
20:01Yeah.
20:02With Nora, we were very lucky.
20:03We didn't try as much, and I just fell pregnant.
20:06Whereas this time around, we're starting to see that maybe it wasn't as easy as the first
20:09time.
20:10And we do want to have more kids, and we do want to have a future where we can see
20:14all the
20:14kids coming over the house and running around.
20:16But who knows?
20:18Who knows what's going to happen?
20:20Hopefully, hopefully, one day, we'll be able to grow our family away from all this stress
20:25and have a calmer life.
20:26Hopefully.
20:30You know I'm screaming fabulous.
20:36Can you just put the strawberries on that?
20:38Do you want a tea, Mum?
20:38Please.
20:39I'm beautiful and everybody knows.
20:44Are you going to miss me, Mum?
20:46Oh, don't start.
20:47I'll start crying again, Sima.
20:49Really, really going to miss...
20:52You don't need to cry.
20:53I know, it's not the same, Sima.
20:56Oh, Mum, listen, you're going to be able to have a holiday with me.
21:00I know.
21:01I've been keeping a huge secret from the girls, and after a lifetime of living here,
21:06I'm actually leaving Cheshire.
21:10Sandeep and the boys, we're all moving to Dubai.
21:13I'll miss all of you, but for you, it's something different, like mother-daughter.
21:18I know.
21:19You can sit and talk and all that.
21:21It's a different relationship.
21:23You're going to miss me, see?
21:23You're going to miss me the best, the most.
21:27I'm finding this all so hard, even though it's exciting.
21:31Me and my mum are so close.
21:35I don't have my dad.
21:38She's everything, mum, dad, best friend.
21:42And I think telling her is actually making it really real.
21:47You studied together.
21:49Good morning.
21:49Oh, hello.
21:50Hello.
21:50Are you OK?
21:50Oh, yeah.
21:51I knew.
21:52Hello.
21:53Are you OK?
21:54I'm fine.
21:55I'm surprised you are.
21:57I know.
21:58Good morning.
21:59Are you OK?
21:59Do you want a coffee?
22:01Just a boil of water, please.
22:03The move to Dubai is the right time for us.
22:06It's something we've always wanted to do, and I can.
22:09My work can still carry on there.
22:12Aaron's moving with his company, and I'm sure Neil will follow.
22:16But it is going to be hard.
22:18It's a big step, but I am looking forward to it.
22:21I don't know.
22:22Are you struggling with anything about leaving here?
22:24I think, obviously, it's pretty scary.
22:27Yeah.
22:27But I'll just miss everyone here, basically,
22:31and all the memories we've had here.
22:32And I think that's what I'm going to miss the most.
22:35But the girls, I am going to miss the girls.
22:39Have you told them you're going yet?
22:41I'm not told anybody.
22:42I've not...
22:43I don't know when the right time is to tell them because...
22:46They'll be shocked.
22:47They're going to be really shocked.
22:49Who's going to be the most shocked?
22:51I think Rachel will take it the hardest.
22:54I'm really worried how I'm going to tell Rachel.
22:57She's always been my solid friend,
23:00and I know she's going to find this really difficult.
23:04Yeah.
23:05I'm worried about Rach.
23:07She hates change.
23:09She puts this hard front, but she's not.
23:12And I just...
23:13I think I'm going to find it the hardest telling her.
23:15I'm going to have to tell the girls, too.
23:19I don't know how I'm going to do it.
23:21I don't even know how to say it, what to say.
23:25But I'm going to have to do it.
23:38The Phantom looks so mean, doesn't it?
23:41It's too big.
23:41If you get the right colour spec, you can make it look so mean on the road.
23:45So what do you think about that?
23:46So if you look at it from this distance, it's mean, but it doesn't really stand out, does it?
23:53This is like a trip down memory lane.
23:55Mark and I going car shopping.
23:57But this time, I'm going car shopping, not as his wife, but as his best friend.
24:01It's a lovely weekend car.
24:04This is going to be our new baby.
24:06Yeah.
24:07I'm going to christen it.
24:08In what way?
24:09Well, you know what way.
24:10I open the door, I'm there with beautiful lingerie on.
24:13Who could resist?
24:14Yeah, yeah.
24:14I'm sure he'll be over the moon with that suggestion.
24:17I love Mark to death.
24:19He was the love of my life, and I still love him very much today.
24:22People find mine and Mark's relationship really bizarre.
24:27They don't quite get it.
24:28They wonder if we still have sex.
24:30They wonder, do I have a polyanimous relationship with him and David?
24:34And it's like, listen, whoa, gee, your imagination.
24:37We're basically best friends.
24:39What are you wearing anyway?
24:40What do you mean what I'm wearing?
24:41Colour is a spice of life, Mark.
24:43No, we're going to the circus.
24:44So I'm thinking, like, you know, straight up there.
24:47Oh, yeah.
24:47So you look like you're awake.
24:49It doesn't matter if the whole world doesn't like me.
24:51Because as long as you like me, that's all that matters.
24:55Oh, God, yeah.
24:55Wow.
24:56It is wow.
24:57So how many swatches of different colours can you have,
24:59or is it just literally...?
25:01With it being bespoke, you can have 44,000 colours.
25:04Oh, wow.
25:04So that's really based on your eye.
25:07You can actually see 44,000 colours.
25:09I'm happy to have something quite understated on the outside.
25:13But very extrovert on the inside.
25:16So it's like a cream egg.
25:18Might look nothing on the outside, but once you get in...
25:20It's so tasty.
25:22That blue is stunning, actually.
25:24The blue is beautiful.
25:25To me, there's not enough of that blue.
25:26The interior is just lush.
25:28Right, well, there's a lot of decisions to make, isn't there, Mark?
25:31Oh, yeah!
25:35Big house, new shoes.
25:37Speed it up, make moves, get loose.
25:40Go wild, everything we worked for.
25:41But it's here right now.
25:42I am so blooming nervous for Billie.
25:46I am.
25:46Yeah, she's nervous.
25:48Obviously, we had tears this morning and everything.
25:50We are so excited and really nervous,
25:54because today, Billie Ray has her driving theory test.
25:57This is her second attempt.
25:59The first one didn't go according to plan,
26:01so we are on tenterhooks,
26:04because if she doesn't pass this time,
26:06it's going to be an awful day.
26:07She's trying really hard, so I just really want her to pass.
26:10Do you know what?
26:10The one half lesson I gave her...
26:12Yeah.
26:13Like, before she's doing proper lessons...
26:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:15She was very good.
26:16Wait, hold on a minute.
26:17And you didn't get stressed out?
26:18Because why do you get so stressed out when I drive?
26:21Well, you know, have you done your test yet?
26:24That's so funny.
26:26I hope, for her own sake,
26:29Billie has her dad's genes when it comes to driving,
26:31because I had to take my driving test five times
26:33before I passed it.
26:35I was useless.
26:36But you passed first time, though, didn't you?
26:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:38I never had one lesson in my life.
26:40Of course you did.
26:40The road is my catwalk.
26:42Yes, there you go.
26:43All right.
26:43Very good, you're very poetic today.
26:45Well done.
26:47It's a massive year for us this year.
26:49Shane's got two really big Boyzone shows coming up.
26:53The businesses are thriving.
26:55So we're stressed, but we love it.
26:58Being at Madison Square Gardens,
27:00has that kind of helped prepare your mind
27:02for the Emirates Stadium?
27:03What I actually really weirdly witnessed
27:07or experienced was the crowd.
27:09It was electric.
27:10Made you love it again a little bit, didn't you?
27:12A little bit.
27:12Because, you know, I've been done with the industry
27:15for a long time.
27:16I kind of said, look, I'm out.
27:17That's why we do what I do now.
27:19The documentary was incredible.
27:20And that's the reason why people are like,
27:22please do a show.
27:22Yeah.
27:23And I think, you know, come June 5th and 6th,
27:26it's going to go like that.
27:27I think it's going to be a blink.
27:29Oh God, absolutely.
27:30It's going to be an absolute blink.
27:31This year's going to go by really quickly.
27:32It's going to be mega though.
27:34Yeah, of course.
27:34When Shane and I met, both of us were in the music industry,
27:38complete opposite ends.
27:39He was in a massive boy band.
27:41I was a backing vocalist.
27:42We got together, had some babies.
27:46Now, the kids have seen their dad on stage,
27:49but they were tiny.
27:51So I don't even think they remember it.
27:54So this time around, it's going to be brilliant
27:56because they are going to have such beautiful memories.
27:59I have a Miss Kaufman.
28:00Oh, you do?
28:01Oh, she's finished then.
28:02Oh, she's finished.
28:02Ring her back.
28:04Er...
28:05Hello.
28:06Oh no, not good.
28:07Oh no, not good.
28:08Not good.
28:09Boo-boo, you all right?
28:13Oh, sorry sweetheart.
28:15Oh no, it doesn't look good.
28:19Hi!
28:20Hello.
28:21How did you do?
28:23High five!
28:30Yes!
28:30We knew you would.
28:31Sit down, sit down.
28:32She passed!
28:33Oh my God, I thought we were in for horrendous day,
28:37but no, she passed!
28:38Right, on to the driving test.
28:56I've got something to tell you.
29:00And I don't know how to tell you.
29:03I'm going to be leaving Cheshire.
29:07I feel like I'm going to cry.
29:09Yeah, I'm moving away.
29:11Where are you moving to?
29:12Yeah!
29:12Dubai.
29:13Seema and I are extremely close.
29:16We've spent so many years together.
29:19And with her leaving,
29:21it almost feels like a part of me is leaving as well.
29:23It just makes me so sad.
29:24You know, I feel like ever since I moved to Cheshire,
29:27you've always been there.
29:29You've been my big sister, my friend.
29:31I miss you.
29:32Oh, Namina!
29:35I'm so upset.
29:36Oh, Namina!
29:38Oh, God, please!
29:40At first I thought she was laughing,
29:42but she is full on crying.
29:45I mean, do you know, like when a kid cries and goes,
29:48I was like,
29:51this is actually making me more nervous.
29:53How are the other girls going to react?
29:55You're the first person I've told.
29:58The girls do not have a clue.
30:00But I think Rachel's going to really feel it.
30:02But, yeah.
30:04Today's going to be kind of a bittersweet moment.
30:08Yeah, I'm the queen.
30:11Queen in my castle.
30:13Queen in my castle.
30:14Need no king.
30:16Don't need a hassle.
30:18Don't need a hassle.
30:19You look cute.
30:20Do a twirl.
30:21Ta-da!
30:21Woo!
30:22Yeah, you look beautiful.
30:23You had that made?
30:25We spoke for you.
30:26Yeah.
30:27I think it's so nice,
30:28all the girls together and some boys.
30:31Hello!
30:31Hi!
30:32Hi!
30:34How are you?
30:35Hi!
30:36I'm sorry.
30:37I'm late.
30:37Hold on.
30:38I'm always late.
30:39How can you relate to your event?
30:41I had to go and pick her up.
30:42And she wasn't ready.
30:43So I was waiting for her.
30:44No, I wasn't ready.
30:45You're actually leaving your friend.
30:47I had to fix my make-up.
30:48I had to fix my make-up.
30:48Fix the hair.
30:49I'm all over the place.
30:50I'm a big mess.
30:51I had to redo my make-up.
30:53And I'm just trying to put the smile up.
30:55And be there for her.
30:56Because it's her moment.
30:57And her choice when to tell the girls.
30:59Not mine.
31:00It's good to see you girls.
31:02Tell them.
31:02I've told you in the car.
31:04I'm so upset.
31:05I'm Pika.
31:05Oh.
31:06When you laugh.
31:07Years ago.
31:08Years ago.
31:09I went to the spa the other day with Lauren and Rachel.
31:12When Lauren told me that apparently,
31:14I'm Pika's got a massive issue with me.
31:17I can't believe it.
31:18That's the first I'd heard about it.
31:20The other day.
31:21The same scenario as you really.
31:23Something was brought up.
31:24From ten years ago.
31:25I'm Pika said the other day.
31:27That I was frosty when I went to hers.
31:28And actually I wasn't.
31:29She's seen me God knows how many times since.
31:31Why is she bringing all these old things up?
31:33Why is that?
31:33What it is, is it's.
31:34Everyone get on.
31:35I don't want any drama.
31:36We'll be friendly.
31:37And then not.
31:38Seven years ago, I'm Pika.
31:40What are you talking about?
31:41I can't even remember what happened yesterday.
31:43Let alone seven years ago.
31:45You were just constantly having a little dig at me.
31:48And I feel you need to stop.
31:50Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
31:53Hello.
31:55What did I say?
31:56The hair's greasing.
31:57Oh, the boobs are so saggy.
31:58Nipples are halfway down the chest.
32:00Ha!
32:00I honestly don't remember saying it.
32:03I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment.
32:05Vagina lift.
32:06Is it the bits that I hate?
32:08No, I don't have those.
32:09Oh, I can.
32:09Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
32:13Because there's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
32:16I've not been able to tell you because I don't know how.
32:37I think I'm Pika's still married to Mark.
32:41He's always there.
32:42He seems to be very useful.
32:45It's quite an unusual situation.
32:47She's got two husbands, two bookends.
32:50They look the same, too.
32:52Obviously, I've not met you, Mark, before.
32:53I've met, obviously, David, but it's good to see it.
32:55So are you, David?
32:56I'm joking.
32:56You look similar.
32:57No, they're literally, they are very similar.
32:59She has a type.
33:01She has a type.
33:02Mark is crazy.
33:05I mean, their relationship dynamic, oof, never heard it before.
33:08I mean, I'm all each to their own, but wow, I can't believe
33:11they both live under the same roof, as well as the new partner.
33:15It's mental.
33:16If I'm pissed off with David, I call him, he calms me down,
33:21then he calls David, tries to explain my point of view,
33:24and then you come back to me to try and explain David's point of view
33:27and then we all make friends.
33:28She drives me up the wall.
33:31Then she tells me what to do and she tells me where to go.
33:34She's always shouting and shouting at David
33:36and then David and her are shouting.
33:38It's a bit of a comedy act.
33:42This is a relationship that works for me.
33:45With two men in my life, one from a past, one from a future,
33:48and it works perfectly.
33:49It's always the man's fault, isn't it?
33:51What are you playing for?
33:51You know what, I'm so glad I'm single.
33:54So is the man's fault.
33:55It is.
33:56You've got two of the people.
33:57One shot, two shot, three shot, four.
34:00How many shots do it take till you go?
34:02Drink a champagne at the bottom, no glasses.
34:05Everybody on the floor, shake your ass.
34:09Hey, girls.
34:11I love you.
34:11How are you?
34:12How are you?
34:14I'm loving the friends.
34:15Look at you two getting on.
34:17I'm loving this.
34:18We're all grown up now, aren't we?
34:19Yeah.
34:20We're honestly...
34:21I feel like we're on such a good wave by now.
34:24Yeah.
34:24It's good.
34:25Good, love that.
34:26Cheers.
34:27It's been a very bumpy road between Paige and I,
34:29but I finally feel like we're in a good place.
34:33She's been really nice.
34:35For now.
34:37I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment,
34:40which is the whole nip-tuck...
34:42Vagina lift.
34:43What is a vagina lift?
34:44You're not going to put it here like Pac-Man, are you?
34:47No.
34:47No, no, no.
34:48Wait, wait, wait.
34:49So is it like the bits that are hanging?
34:50No, I don't have those.
34:52Oh, OK.
34:52I don't have those.
34:53Those are like...
34:54No, I don't have those.
34:55Paige, they're not dangly.
34:57They're not dangly.
34:58God, Jesus, get that image out of your head.
35:01So you know how gradually gravity and age can make things...
35:05You lose muscle.
35:07Oh, yeah.
35:07Yeah, OK.
35:08So you know how it used to be like this,
35:10and now maybe it's more like this?
35:12Like balls, Phil's balls.
35:14Scrotum, saggy scrotum.
35:16Balls get longer.
35:17Did you just say like Phil's balls?
35:18Yeah.
35:19Right, so what we're going to do with that...
35:21Oh, they haven't gone long.
35:23I really don't want to know about Phil's balls
35:27or Rachel's vagina.
35:28Like, please, those mental images,
35:30I'm never going to be able to wash away.
35:31Just stop talking about it.
35:33We're just going to pull it back a little bit.
35:37Slip it.
35:37Off and stitch.
35:39And then we're going to look...
35:41When's it scheduled?
35:42Is it soon?
35:43Yeah, soon.
35:43Can I come?
35:44If you've got a saggy vag?
35:46Are we all?
35:46Yeah.
35:56I feel like there's a real sometimes guarded shield.
35:59And I'm like, I'm going to claw that bloody shield down.
36:03I'm going to peel back the layers and get the core of you.
36:06Do it.
36:06Do it.
36:07Because inside there's a wonderful person screaming,
36:10wanting to connect with people.
36:11What life's shown me in my childhood, in my adult life,
36:15is you do need to be a little bit guarded.
36:18You do need to have a slight armour about you.
36:20Because not everybody means well for you.
36:23I think in some ways, Shane and we are very similar.
36:26Go on.
36:26Shane is very well known worldwide.
36:29And David has been in the press for very, very many years.
36:33Yeah.
36:34So when you're with someone who's high profile,
36:36it's a different remit, isn't it?
36:37Yeah.
36:38And I think that's probably a little bit why I'm so guarded.
36:41Yeah.
36:41Because my experiences have been, not all,
36:45but a lot of them have been negative experiences.
36:47So people only being friends with you because.
36:49Yeah.
36:50Or people, you putting your trust in someone.
36:53Yeah, I get that.
36:53You know, they sell a story or they make stuff up.
36:57Yeah.
36:57So, yes, it tends to.
36:58So I understand that now.
36:59I sometimes have to really kind of put my foot down
37:03in the sense that I'm my own person.
37:05Yeah.
37:05So, you know, I get introduced a lot as Shane's wife,
37:08which is fine because I am Shane's wife, but equally.
37:10I have my own element today.
37:11Yeah, I'm my own person as well.
37:13I think Sheena and I have got a lot of common denominators,
37:17both with people that are well known in the public eye,
37:19both having to be quite guarded and quite distrusting
37:23of certain people and people's agendas.
37:26And the more times I get to spend on a one-to-one with her,
37:29the more and more I like her.
37:40A friend of mine phoned me up and said,
37:42Royston, would you like to come and meet Queen Camilla?
37:45Oh, wow.
37:45Anyway, so when she came to me and I said,
37:47but from one Queen to another...
37:49I remember you did not.
37:51Did you?
37:51I did.
37:52I said, and I be the Queen a lot longer than you.
37:56So I said, if you ever need any advice, give me a ring.
37:59Did she laugh?
37:59She burst out a laughing.
38:01She burst out a laughing.
38:02She was delightful, Rachel.
38:04Pamela, you said that.
38:05Come on, the Queen to another.
38:07Two, two, isn't it?
38:09I get what they want, I get what they want,
38:12what they want, they got nothing on,
38:14they got nothing, nothing on me.
38:17Shayne's going back on to her.
38:19Hello, Janice.
38:19Oh, are you?
38:20Oh, God.
38:22Don't be spreading rumours.
38:23No, you are.
38:24Can we have tickets?
38:26Can we have tickets?
38:27Yes.
38:29Sheen has already invited us all.
38:30Oh, my God.
38:31We've already got, you know,
38:32those T-shirts that said,
38:33We love Shayne.
38:34Yes.
38:41Hello.
38:43Oh, my God.
38:46Oh, right.
38:46Can I just have a...
38:48Can I just say...
38:49When and how and seven years ago and...
38:53Oh, my God.
38:54I have festered on that famous for fucking years.
38:57Seven years.
38:59Seven bloody years.
39:01What is wrong with you, woman?
39:03What did I say?
39:04God, her hair's greasy.
39:06And then you're like,
39:07Oh, and her boobs are so saggy,
39:08her nipples are halfway down her chest.
39:09Ha!
39:10And I was like, what the fuck?
39:11Like, really?
39:12I honestly don't remember saying it.
39:15I'm sorry if I did, but I don't remember.
39:18Right, okay, you're saying it.
39:20Yeah.
39:20I'll take that.
39:21Yeah.
39:21And all I can say right now is,
39:24hand on my heart, I fucking take that back.
39:26You are beautiful.
39:27Thank you, Seema.
39:28No.
39:30Ampika, all I've been telling the girl...
39:31No, I'm sorry if I did.
39:33I would...
39:34Because, hand on my heart, you're not there.
39:36Can I do that a bit harder?
39:37Yes, please.
39:38I've just made my mind up.
39:40Accept it, Ampika.
39:41Be a big girl and make light of it.
39:43But you know what I'll do?
39:45I'll tolerate you.
39:46High and bye.
39:47High and bye.
39:48I am now going to draw a line under the sand.
39:51I'll move on.
39:52Let's move on.
39:53Love you too.
40:00Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
40:03What is going on?
40:05Why is she doing this?
40:07Because, erm, yeah, there's something I want to tell you all.
40:12Just seeing all the girls' faces,
40:14I can see them all lined up in front of me.
40:19I don't know if I can actually do this.
40:21I am so emotional right now.
40:24There's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
40:27Oh, no.
40:29And I've not been able to tell you for, erm, some time,
40:32because I don't know how.
40:33Oh, no, because I think you're dying.
40:34Yeah, I think you're dying.
40:36Yeah, it's hard.
40:37I'm going to start with you.
40:40Lauren, you are the most amazing person ever
40:45to have come into my life.
40:47If I've met you at school and you're that type of girl,
40:50even if you're going through a shit time,
40:52you just put a smile on your face.
40:54Everyone needs a Lauren in their life.
40:56Yeah, thank you.
40:57I'm really confused.
40:59I'm just hoping that she's OK.
41:01I don't know what she's about to tell me,
41:03and I'm actually panicking.
41:06Rachel.
41:07Oh.
41:09I love you so much.
41:11I can't even tell you.
41:12And I think this has been the hardest thing.
41:14It's like, how am I going to tell you what I need to tell you?
41:17Seema's scaring me now.
41:18I feel really unnerved.
41:22I just needed to say it.
41:23I just needed to say what is wrong.
41:26You have been the best friend ever.
41:30Yeah?
41:31And, you know, Rachel, you're right.
41:33She can be frosty.
41:36And she can be hard.
41:37But one thing, once you break her,
41:39she's the best friend you're ever going to have.
41:42Aw.
41:42And, Pika, I am so sorry.
41:44I can't hear you.
41:46You don't have greasy hair.
41:46I can't hear you.
41:46You don't have greasy skin,
41:48and you definitely don't have saggy tics.
41:50They are everything that I have right now.
41:53I take it back.
41:55If I did say it, I am so...
41:56I can't hear you!
41:58Oh!
41:59Seema, apologies accepted.
42:01But do I trust you?
42:02No.
42:03Will I ever let you close to me?
42:04No.
42:05Does it really matter anymore?
42:07No.
42:08Just move along the bus.
42:10Sheena.
42:12I know we've not known each other that long,
42:14but we are the OCD queens.
42:17We are so fussy at every level.
42:20I love everything about you.
42:21Just keep being you.
42:22Is she saying that we don't have anything in common?
42:26Or all that we have in common is we like clean things?
42:29And Paige?
42:30Oh!
42:31You know what?
42:32I brought you into this friendship group,
42:34and how we got to where we got,
42:36and I'm sorry for anything I've done to upset you.
42:40I just want you to enjoy this group,
42:42because it's the best.
42:44Seema's just said so many great and lovely things
42:46about all the girls in this group.
42:48She's come to myself and Sheena,
42:50and are we at the tail end?
42:51Because what she told us was rubbish.
42:54So, guys, I'm leaving Jesha.
42:59And I'm moving to Dubai.
43:02I can't believe she's going.
43:04This is another person that's leaving my life.
43:07I don't know, you can say, oh, you'll go over there,
43:10you'll catch up, but it's not going to be the same.
43:12I'm sad.
43:14I feel like this big pressure on my chest at the moment.
43:17I just don't know what to do without her.
43:19Are you winding me up?
43:20I thought you was dying,
43:21at least having a leg amputated or something.
43:24I'm in bits here and my heart's going like the clappers
43:27and you're just going to Dubai.
43:28I'll see you in Dubai.
43:29If I could book you a first-class ticket tomorrow, Seema.
43:33Bon voyage.
43:34I'm not going to shed a tear.
43:35I wish you well.
43:36Bye.
43:37Why are you crying?
43:39Because I love it.
43:40Is it?
43:41It's exciting.
43:43I can't rip you.
43:45Oh, my God.
43:46I thought you said you were going to die.
43:47You know, even though I've said it, I feel, I feel empty.
43:55I actually feel like all these memories that we've made,
44:00I'm just going to miss them.
44:03Oh, Rachel.
44:06I knew this was going to happen.
44:08My biggest worry was telling you,
44:10I knew, I knew this, I knew this one would be like...
44:14Seema's knocked me sideways with this news.
44:17I did not see it coming at all.
44:19I actually just want to go home.
44:21I don't want to be around anyone.
44:22I want to go home and cry.
44:26With that done, all I want now
44:28is to make some good memories,
44:31have some good times,
44:32and I want no drama.
44:35But we'll see if that lasts.
44:38Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
44:41You're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you used to,
44:44so I'm going to treat him to a neck and facelift.
44:46Oh.
44:47Literally look virginal, Mark.
44:49I just can't go for the show.
44:52I was not being judgmental.
44:54The saying that we don't really know each other
44:57was a bit bizarre.
44:59Hey!
45:00Oh, my God, look at me!
45:01Look at you!
45:02Oh, my God, you look like a hooker.
45:04That's it.
45:04You've just said to me,
45:06our relationship is just surface level.
45:07Yeah, but that's how it feels!
45:10Oh!
45:10Oh, are you?
45:11Oh!
45:11Are you okay?
45:12Oh, my God, should we have murdered?
45:14Oh!
45:16Oh, my God!
45:17Oh, my God!
45:18Oh, my God!
45:18Oh, my God!
45:19Oh, my God!
45:49Oh, my God!
45:49Oh, my God!
45:49Oh, my God!
45:49Oh, my God!
45:49Oh, my God!
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