🎬 Alpha Males (2022) - Season 5 Episode 6 | Spanish Comedy Series
The Alpha Males are back! Season 5, Episode 6 kicks off with the guys trading "deconstruction seminars" for the messy reality of middle age. Welcome to "Patriarchal Pact, Inc." — their grand master plan to live together in a utopian bro-mune. Spoiler: mortgages, custody battles, and camper vans await. 😅
🔹 What's happening in S5E6:
• Santi dives deeper into radical single life
• Pedro navigates a brand-new romance
• Luis battles the chaos of divorce proceedings
• Raúl spirals into overthinking & self-deconstruction
• Luz, Daniela & Esther face disastrous dates, OnlyFans drama & a "femininity recovery" retreat
🔹 Series Info:
• Genre: Comedy / Satire / Relationship Drama
• Original Title: Machos Alfa (Spain)
• Network: Netflix (Global)
• Release Date: April 17, 2026 [[2]]
• Episodes: 6 (Season 5)
• Language: Spanish (with English subtitles available)
🌟 Main Cast:
Fernando Gil (Pedro), Gorka Otxoa (Santi), Fele Martínez (Luis), Raúl Tejón (Raúl), María Hervás (Daniela), Kira Miró (Luz), Paula Gallego (Álex), Raquel Guerrero (Esther) + new additions María Adánez & Diego Martín [[6]]
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment your favorite character below! Don't forget to turn on notifications for more Alpha Males clips & recaps.
#AlphaMales #MachosAlfa #SpanishComedy #NetflixSeries #S5E1 #ComedySeries #RelationshipComedy #NetflixSpain #TVRecap #BingeWatch
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to Alpha Males / Machos Alfa belong to Netflix and Contubernio Films. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
The Alpha Males are back! Season 5, Episode 6 kicks off with the guys trading "deconstruction seminars" for the messy reality of middle age. Welcome to "Patriarchal Pact, Inc." — their grand master plan to live together in a utopian bro-mune. Spoiler: mortgages, custody battles, and camper vans await. 😅
🔹 What's happening in S5E6:
• Santi dives deeper into radical single life
• Pedro navigates a brand-new romance
• Luis battles the chaos of divorce proceedings
• Raúl spirals into overthinking & self-deconstruction
• Luz, Daniela & Esther face disastrous dates, OnlyFans drama & a "femininity recovery" retreat
🔹 Series Info:
• Genre: Comedy / Satire / Relationship Drama
• Original Title: Machos Alfa (Spain)
• Network: Netflix (Global)
• Release Date: April 17, 2026 [[2]]
• Episodes: 6 (Season 5)
• Language: Spanish (with English subtitles available)
🌟 Main Cast:
Fernando Gil (Pedro), Gorka Otxoa (Santi), Fele Martínez (Luis), Raúl Tejón (Raúl), María Hervás (Daniela), Kira Miró (Luz), Paula Gallego (Álex), Raquel Guerrero (Esther) + new additions María Adánez & Diego Martín [[6]]
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment your favorite character below! Don't forget to turn on notifications for more Alpha Males clips & recaps.
#AlphaMales #MachosAlfa #SpanishComedy #NetflixSeries #S5E1 #ComedySeries #RelationshipComedy #NetflixSpain #TVRecap #BingeWatch
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to Alpha Males / Machos Alfa belong to Netflix and Contubernio Films. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
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00:05Are you sure about this, Dad?
00:07It was love at first sight, sweetie.
00:10I've never been so sure of anything in my life.
00:13But who is he marrying? Did he tell you anything?
00:15Well, it's, uh...
00:17Not Irene.
00:18Over there.
00:19Not Eva, either.
00:20Obviously, not Blanca.
00:23And Paula isn't here.
00:24Man, that ended badly.
00:26Oh, Nagori!
00:27After all that complaining about women, it's this bastard who ruins our project.
00:30Holy shit, Patrick!
00:32Hey, Patrick, how are you?
00:34We're still deconstructed.
01:11No, no, we're all here.
01:13Oh, sorry.
01:14This is everyone.
01:18Ah, Pat, whenever you're ready.
01:20We are gathered here today to celebrate a beautiful story of love.
01:26Santee's love for himself.
01:28It's not easy.
01:29It's not easy to find love, especially in these times.
01:33But Santee found it where he least expected.
01:37In himself.
01:40Is this happening for real?
01:41Do you have your vows?
01:42Yes.
01:43Sorry, I'm a little nervous, you know?
01:45Go for it.
01:45Here we go.
01:47Hmm.
01:50I, Santiago Peralta, on this journey we call life, promise to stay adventurous with myself,
01:56to love and respect Santee in sickness and in health, whether rich or poor, for all the
02:01days of my life.
02:02Santee's mine until death makes me part for myself.
02:06The ring.
02:08Yes.
02:10With this ring, I wed myself.
02:16Santiago Peralta, I now pronounce you your own husband.
02:26Long live the group.
02:31Thank you very much.
02:34If only you could come up with something like this.
02:38This is the happiest day of my life.
02:40So, what are you all gifting me?
02:42A voucher for a shrink.
02:46Patrick's girlfriend's real smoke show, huh?
02:48So, uh, are you going on a honeymoon too, or is that, uh...
02:53No, no, no, no.
02:54Not now, but maybe later.
02:55Because we're about to break ground on the commune.
02:58So exciting.
03:00Uh, finally everything is going well for me.
03:03I'm gonna go say hello.
03:05Are you guys next to marry yourselves?
03:07Hey, Andy!
03:08I don't love myself that much.
03:09My relationship with myself is more of a situationship.
03:12It won't be long until he divorces himself.
03:14I give him half a year.
03:15How's everyone getting along?
03:17I hope you're having fun.
03:18Yes, Santiago, what's going on here?
03:19Buddy, I don't understand what's happening, but congratulations for you, I'm glad.
03:24Thank you, thank you.
03:25Well, everybody, I brought you all together because I want to say thanks.
03:29If it hadn't been for you and the hard times you gave me, I wouldn't have met the love of
03:34my life.
03:34So really, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
03:38Uh, you're welcome.
03:39And may you both, well, may you find me.
03:42Happiness.
03:42Yes, thank you.
03:43I truly am happy.
03:44Uh, well, enjoy yourselves.
03:46See ya.
03:47Hey, why did it work out between you two?
03:50He was missing something, right?
03:53I was dumb and young.
03:54Hey, why did it work out between you two?
04:36Hey, hi.
04:38How you doing?
04:40Seeing anyone?
04:41Well, apart from the Thursday threesome.
04:43Well, I had been dating a guy, he's married, but he started to get remorseful and it all fell apart.
04:49I was seeing a prostitute to avoid hurting anyone, but it was coerced consent.
04:54Damn.
04:54Oh, and also, I got involved with my business partner, a heteroflexible thing.
04:59Are you dating Rafa?
05:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:02It was a situationship, but things got weird when I popped his cherry.
05:06Well, everything's going great.
05:08Hey, it's great that things seem so much better between you guys.
05:12Ah, yeah, we decided we should be friendly.
05:15Mostly for the kids, right?
05:16Yeah, yeah, we're a happy, broken family.
05:19And how are things with that chick you're seeing?
05:21What's her name again?
05:22Tanya?
05:23Who the heck is Tanya?
05:24Uh-huh.
05:26No, that was nothing more than a silly fling.
05:29I heard it was getting pretty serious, since Daniella says you can't be alone.
05:33Hey, well, my drink tastes so refreshing.
05:36Dad!
05:36Dad!
05:37Dad!
05:38Oh, shh!
05:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
05:39The bouquet!
05:40The bouquet!
05:41Hey, come on, single ladies!
05:43Gather around!
05:45Come on!
05:46There we go!
05:47All right, whoever catches us will marry herself!
05:50No, no, no way!
05:52No!
06:24In just a few hours, the court will hear from Inaki Castajon and Daniella Galvan for the allegedly crime of
06:30sexual assault.
06:30Are you feeling nervous, miss?
06:32No, Patry, I'm so glad.
06:34...and abdicate his political responsibilities.
06:37For the moment, public opinion remains divided.
06:40Some have accused the influencer of filing a false complaint,
06:43while another sector of the population condemns the politician,
06:46while harshly criticizing those who question Ms. Galvan's motives.
06:49You're not wearing that.
06:52All you have to do today is ratify your complaint and avoid contradicting yourself.
06:57Take your time answering, and whatever you do, don't break down.
07:00And if you can shed a tear or two, that's good.
07:02But make it look natural.
07:04You're doing this for all of us, girl.
07:07You're being very brave.
07:11Luz, this is Elena Velasco.
07:13Yes, come on in.
07:17Good morning.
07:18How are you, Elena?
07:20Over here, sit down.
07:21Would you like something to drink?
07:23No, I'm okay. Thank you.
07:25Well, okay.
07:26How can I help you?
07:27Well, I just found out that my husband's unfaithful to me.
07:31With a man or woman?
07:32Woman.
07:33Woman.
07:34You want a divorce then?
07:36I want to divorce him, and to murder him, to murder her.
07:40I can only help you with the first one.
07:42All right.
07:43Community property, any children?
07:45Community property.
07:47Two children, Daniel and Paula.
07:50That little fucking bitch has destroyed our family.
07:53Well, I prefer to blame the man.
07:55Make a grab for all his money.
07:58He doesn't have much.
07:59His bookstore is shitting the bed.
08:02The asshole fell in love with a slut who didn't want anything serious.
08:06It's not a joke.
08:08If you don't want anything serious, then why destroy other people's lives like that?
08:12You know?
08:12Elena, I...
08:13That slut hit on him by leaving her phone number on a napkin.
08:16A cock-teasing little bitch.
08:19I had no idea that he was married.
08:21Yes, you did.
08:23And you were fine being the other woman.
08:26Now that you can put a face to me, it's not so funny, is it?
08:32I hope you enjoyed yourself.
08:39Having reviewed Mrs. Esther Alonso's claim, I approve the regulatory agreement signed by both parties, which regulates their relationship with
08:48their children.
08:50The ruling may be appealed within 20 days.
08:55Okay, sign here.
08:57The pen.
09:21Okay, it's done.
09:24Well then, happy broken family?
09:27Now it's really over.
09:30It feels a bit weird now.
09:32Just act normal, yeah?
09:34This week I'm home.
09:35Have you done the shopping?
09:36We're out of Kiwis, and that blackberry jam you like, but since you haven't been there...
09:44Will you drive me home?
09:45Save the bus fare.
09:47Huh?
09:47No, now you're my ex.
09:49Figure it out.
09:50Huh?
09:52I was joking.
09:54The car's in the parking lot.
10:12Good to see you, Your Honor.
10:25Good morning, I'm Santiago.
10:26Do you remember me?
10:27Of course.
10:28Caravan guy.
10:29Stop there.
10:29It's a motor home.
10:30Ugly.
10:30Ruben, call the police.
10:31There's no need to do that, ma'am.
10:32Look, I'm here because our construction begins in two days.
10:35The only thing is, my surveyor found so much rock.
10:38There is so much rock.
10:39We'll have to break it up using atomic jackhammers.
10:41So for at least a month, starting from 8 in the morning, you'll hear...
10:47But as a gesture of goodwill, I have here some foam earplugs for the both of you.
10:52The kind that mull to the ear.
10:54Yeah.
10:55It's been a pleasure.
10:57Have a good day.
10:58See you later.
11:13Ready, Manolo?
11:15Let's roll.
11:25You're gonna love the wind tunnel.
11:27It's just like skydiving, but without the risk of cracking your head open when you hit the ground.
11:32You really don't have to suck up anymore, okay?
11:34We have officially accepted you as a stepfather.
11:37Yeah, come on.
11:37You don't have to plan stuff for us.
11:39You passed the test already.
11:40Hey, don't annoy him, all right?
11:42This one I want to last.
11:43If it seems lame, we can go back home instead.
11:45No, no.
11:46They need to get out of the house, for fuck's sake.
11:49Pedro!
11:52Pedrillo!
11:54Hey, motorcycle horseman.
11:56I look badass, right?
11:57Hey, this is my colleague, Manolo.
11:59Uh, this is Tanya.
12:01Remember?
12:02The girl I've told you so much about?
12:04Ah, yeah.
12:05I mean, uh, Tanya.
12:06Of course.
12:07Of course.
12:07Hello, Tanya.
12:08Hello there.
12:09Nice to meet you, officer.
12:11Luis, Luis.
12:12It's almost like I've known you all my life.
12:14That's how much I've heard about you, Tanya.
12:16All right, bro.
12:17Bye.
12:17I'll see you later.
12:18Hey, hang on.
12:19Wait.
12:23But did you tell him to stop at any point?
12:25Yes, of course I told him to, but I...
12:27Did you say it like that?
12:28Stop?
12:28Yes, I did.
12:30But he didn't listen to you?
12:31No, he listened to me later, when I got more aggressive.
12:34Wait a minute.
12:35So, Mr. Cassejon, he then pushed you onto the bed?
12:38Yes.
12:39And at that moment, according to you, he took his member out.
12:43Do you know why?
12:46Um, I...
12:46Well, I need to tell you the reason.
12:49I'm the one asking the questions.
12:50I need you to answer.
12:53I would assume that he took out his member to put it into my vagina.
12:58Or into my mouth or some other hole.
13:00Not too many traces.
13:00But did he try to remove your panties or something?
13:03No, not my panties.
13:04There wasn't time to...
13:04Oh, and then he started licking your breasts?
13:06How long was he sucking your tits, touching your ass, the whole deal?
13:12Well, I don't...
13:14I don't know exactly.
13:15I wasn't timing it.
13:16Okay.
13:17And after everything you just told me, you went over to his house, right?
13:22Why?
13:30Have you read The Ages of Lulu?
13:33I don't remember.
13:34No?
13:35Oh.
13:37Can we talk?
13:41Uh, just be a moment, Azun.
13:45What happened to you?
13:46Your wife showed up at my office building.
13:48I felt really bad.
13:50So I had to tell her.
13:51Dude, you don't tell people when you cheat.
13:53If you feel bad, tough shit!
13:55But she noticed.
13:57I'm a mess.
13:58What am I supposed to say to her?
14:00Say anything else.
14:01There are plenty of reasons to be depressed.
14:02I think about you every day.
14:04Juan Carlos, you left me.
14:06Because I wasn't serious to you.
14:07You seemed okay with letting me go.
14:20I'll be right over.
14:23I'll be right over.
14:23What now?
14:27Elena jumped off the balcony.
14:36Hey there.
14:38What the hell did you do to yourself?
14:40I think the beard made kissing me uncomfortable.
14:43But now I'm softer.
14:44Feel.
14:45Fuck, you're a pain in the ass.
14:47But listen, Joey, nobody's here.
14:48I really care about you, okay?
14:50I love you as much as a heteroflexible man can love another.
14:53But it ends there.
14:54I don't feel like you do.
14:56Are you having a hard time accepting your bisexuality the way I was able to?
15:00I'm straighter than ever.
15:02I'm sure of it.
15:03Oh, sure.
15:04We spend every day together.
15:05You like my BJs.
15:06Me and you made love.
15:07I'm not calling you gay.
15:08But you don't seem especially straight.
15:10Rafa, we're not together.
15:12Not now.
15:13And we never will be.
15:14The sooner you accept it, the better for us both.
15:16Hey!
15:23Is this a good time?
15:24Sure.
15:24What's up?
15:25Well, has Pedro ever mentioned a woman named Tanya?
15:28No, he hasn't.
15:30Tanya?
15:31Tanya.
15:32Brother, you're a terrible liar.
15:34I'm a policeman.
15:35There's a polygraph right here.
15:36Well, when Esther cheated on you, it didn't work so great.
15:39Is there a problem you want to tell me about?
15:41Pedro has a girlfriend.
15:43It's official.
15:43No fucking way.
15:44But he's breaking up with her.
15:46But he was in the car with her family.
15:48I saw them all at a traffic light.
15:50Oh, no.
15:50Her children, you mean?
15:51Oh, yeah.
15:52It was like one of those insurance commercials.
15:54No way.
15:55No.
15:55No fooling around here.
15:56We are all committed to this.
15:58Shit.
15:58Yeah.
16:02What?
16:03What?
16:03Nothing.
16:04Now it's my polygraph beeping.
16:06No, no.
16:06I'm not dating anyone.
16:08Better not be.
16:09The only thing is, I slept with Esther.
16:12What?
16:12But what about the divorce papers?
16:13It was right after we signed.
16:15In the parking lot.
16:16Just a goodbye, fuck Ben?
16:17Exactly.
16:17Ah.
16:19But it was really nice.
16:20Stop fucking around.
16:21No, come on.
16:22We just finished getting a divorce, dude.
16:24Man, we are all committed to this project.
16:26Yes, I know.
16:27Louise.
16:27I'm agreeing with you.
16:29Calm down.
16:33Have you talked to your friends about your little problem?
16:36Yeah, we talked about it.
16:38Ah.
16:39And how did they react to you abandoning them?
16:41I mean, they love me, so it's not going to be a big deal.
16:44They were hurt, but they'll get over it.
16:46Yeah.
16:47So you haven't said anything yet?
16:48No, not yet, no.
16:49But the decision is made.
16:51I just need to rip the band-aid off.
16:54I don't want to be the bad guy here, okay?
16:56If you're not sure, go live with your friends, and we'll just see what happens between us.
17:00Maybe we've been moving too quickly.
17:01Tanya, don't be like that.
17:03I already told you I love you.
17:04Yeah, after you lied to my face, and while you were halfway out the door.
17:08It wasn't the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
17:15Tanya, I love you.
17:17Thanks, honey.
17:21I'd love to hear a me too.
17:23Well, it won't be organic.
17:24It has to come out naturally.
17:28Do you want be a brook in your salad?
17:30Mmm.
17:37Well, I guess I'm leaving.
17:41To the bachelorette?
17:42Yeah, of course.
17:44Kids, say goodbye to Daddy.
17:46You won't see me for a week.
17:50Oh, my girl.
17:51Goodbye, Dad.
17:53He's not going off to war.
18:00Oh, come on.
18:08Luis.
18:09Luis.
18:10What?
18:12You don't have to leave.
18:14The agreement says I'm supposed to...
18:16What the agreement?
18:17I want to be married.
18:19To me, or...?
18:20No, to the neighbor.
18:21Of course I mean you.
18:21Esther, but...
18:22We just finished divorcing.
18:24Okay, forget it.
18:25If it's a problem for you...
18:26No, no, no, no.
18:27Hang on.
18:27Wait.
18:28Let's talk about it.
18:29What about Marimar?
18:31What about Marimar?
18:33She was here.
18:34Yeah, but Iris, you reached out to her.
18:36They were flirting.
18:37What?
18:37No, come on.
18:38We were only talking for a while.
18:40And?
18:41And...
18:42And that's it.
18:44I confirmed all of my suspicions.
18:46Oh, God.
18:48Marimar is not the love of my life.
18:50Marimar was my high school crush.
18:53The love of my life...
18:57is you.
19:13Those snobs over there want a good wine recommendation.
19:15Slap a penis on the bill?
19:18Hey, don't go.
19:18What's happening?
19:19We can't keep working together.
19:21It affects me too much.
19:22Why are you doing this?
19:23No, no, no, no.
19:24Bro, it's a packed house.
19:25No, you broke my heart.
19:26Will you buy me out, or should I buy you out?
19:28Rafa, dude, we're too old for drama.
19:32What are you doing?
19:33What are you doing?
19:34Come on, get out of here.
19:38What's going on here?
19:41Raul broke up with me.
19:42We'll talk later.
19:43We'll talk about this at home.
19:44You never loved me.
19:46We want a couple to begin with.
19:48He's a goddamn liar.
19:49He would rather date a prostitute than me.
19:52Aren't you gay?
19:53Heteroflexible.
19:54Those pecs I've been giving you?
19:55Well, you wanted to.
19:56Because you were gay.
19:57I am a little gay.
19:58The love story between us is very nice.
19:59Now it's a fairytale romance?
20:01Rafa, come on, be quiet.
20:02I'm going.
20:04You're disgusting.
20:05Awful.
20:07Hey, where are you going?
20:09Not doing the dinner rush.
20:10We went to the room holding hands, like two people who have been flirting and want to kiss
20:15in private.
20:16But it was mutual.
20:18Both of you?
20:19Nothing about you pushing her and throwing her on the bed?
20:21We ended up in bed, but only out of mutual desire.
20:24He's not interrupting him.
20:25Did you touch you, too?
20:26Yes, yes.
20:27I mean, both of us touched.
20:28It was an active thing.
20:29It was from both sides.
20:31What did she touch?
20:33My crotch.
20:34My penis.
20:35I touched her ass, her breasts.
20:38But wait.
20:38You didn't take your penis out at all?
20:40No, no, no, no.
20:42God damn it.
20:43He's directing the whole interrogation.
20:45Why stop?
20:45If you were having a nice time, why did you stop?
20:48Because it was a bit indiscreet.
20:49We were at her ex's house.
20:51We're not teenagers, so that's why we went to my house.
20:54So if everything felt so natural, why do you think she felt the need to report it?
20:58Well, thanks to this, she's getting more media attention than ever.
21:02So I guess she's getting some...
21:04Well, this leak is really helpful to us.
21:07People are very angry.
21:08I don't remember much because I was high, but they disappeared for a while and they left very early.
21:13I believe her.
21:14Why would she lie?
21:15Daniela's a heartbreaker, but she's not a liar.
21:18Hey, sis.
21:19I believe you.
21:23I'm going to bed.
21:24Hey, chin up.
21:31Why are you here?
21:34I don't know.
21:36How is she?
21:39The awning broke her fall, but she has multiple fractures and she injured her spinal cord.
21:46She may never walk again.
21:56I've left a few boxes full of frozen chicken for Rita.
21:59Right, thank you.
22:01Are you moving far from the city center?
22:03The outskirts of a villa.
22:05That is far, yeah.
22:06But it's very beautiful with the walls and all and the food that was great.
22:09It's the convent of Claire's.
22:11The convent that makes cookies?
22:12I'm going to give myself to Christ, the only man who hasn't failed me.
22:15That seems like a total waste of time.
22:17I agree.
22:19Rita, I'm going to miss you so much.
22:22Seems like you'll miss the dog more than you'll miss me.
22:25Raoul, I would wish you well, but I just simply can't.
22:29I know forgiveness is Christian, but I'm only human.
22:33So I'll say fuck you, Raoul.
22:50This case is under investigation.
22:52It's not reality.
22:54Television, for God's sake.
22:55Miss, they're talking about you.
22:57I'm not sure that victims of gender-based violence might require a more empathetic and less aggressive form of investigation.
23:03I only ask the victim questions about whatever issues she brought up in her own complaint.
23:09It's not so much the questions themselves, but the way you ask them.
23:11Patrick, turn it off.
23:12Come on.
23:13I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my use of the words tits and ass.
23:17If the complaint itself contains root terms, that's not my fault.
23:21But you were much more respectful towards the accused than to be alleged victim.
23:25The accused has the right to lie.
23:27However, the complainant has the obligation to ratify all terms of the complaint.
23:33And my job is to go point by point investigating whether this young lady is lying or not.
23:39Oh no, you got a patriarchal judge.
23:45Are you watching?
23:47My blood is boiling.
23:49Yeah, now I feel like talking.
23:51What do you mean a relationship?
23:54We've been dating for about a month and a half, and I said I love you twice.
23:58She hasn't said it because she's waiting for it to come naturally.
24:02Can you believe this bastard?
24:04Awful, yeah. Yeah, it really feels bad.
24:07But love is love.
24:08What's that supposed to mean?
24:10There's a small possibility that I'm getting back with Esther.
24:14With Esther? Come on, man.
24:16Hey, you betrayed the group as well.
24:17But with a new woman.
24:18God, I can't believe what shit-back friends you are.
24:22Can't we stop the work until, uh...
24:24Until what?
24:25We'll have to talk to Santee.
24:27You will have to, you parent bastards.
24:29You don't know the meaning of friendship.
24:31The commune is fucked up because of you two...
24:33Fuck.
24:41I think you should be the one to talk about this with Santee.
24:45I'm only the kept man.
24:50Daniela, why did you finally decide to talk?
24:52Well, because I'm the only one who hasn't.
24:54I didn't want to make it seem like I was taking advantage of the spotlight.
24:59But I won't allow them to criticize me without defending myself.
25:02Do you feel re-victimized?
25:05That word does bother me, but sure.
25:08Yes.
25:09It doesn't feel great to relive a trauma only to be called a social climber, a whore, and some kind
25:14of liar all day long.
25:15Do you have a message to all those women listening who have suffered a sexual assault and remain silent?
25:25Ladies, don't report anything. Just look what happens.
25:31I broke the heart of a hetero-curious guy.
25:33I pissed off a prostitute.
25:34I turned my ex-wife into a nun.
25:36Not much progress.
25:39The wife of the guy I was sleeping with found out, and she jumped off the balcony.
25:43Kicked the bucket?
25:44She bounced off an awning.
25:46Ah.
25:47She might not walk again.
25:49Holy shit.
25:50Yeah.
25:52So you also fucked up big time.
25:54Raul, take it easy.
25:56I know, I know. It's horrible.
26:01Well, at least you've got your apartment back now.
26:04Are you going to sell it to pay for your commune for sexist pigs?
26:07We'll see what happens with the commune.
26:09Pedro has a girlfriend, and Luis is back with Esther.
26:12They don't know the meaning of hetero-solidarity.
26:14They screwed over me and Santi.
26:15Wait until he finds out.
26:16We had a plan, you know.
26:18Commitments! Commitment!
26:34What's this?
26:36Raul.
26:38The two of us are emotional terrorists.
26:41The best thing we can do is take each other off the market for the benefit of humanity.
26:49Luis, are you proposing what I think you're proposing?
26:54Raul, my love, do you want to get married?
27:01All right, boys, get a glass of bubbly.
27:04Our commune is officially underway.
27:07What a great moment.
27:08Well, who wants to give a toast?
27:10Uh, there's something I want to say to you before we start.
27:14That's what I've been asking for all along.
27:16To be more involved here.
27:17Tell me.
27:18It's not about the project.
27:19Well, you might say it affects the project.
27:21In what way?
27:21I have a girlfriend.
27:23What do you mean you have a girlfriend?
27:24Her name is Tanya.
27:25Yeah, she's a businesswoman.
27:26She owns a beauty center.
27:27She has two children, Nora and David.
27:29We've been dating for a month and a half.
27:30Almost two.
27:31It's serious.
27:32You know, more than a situation should.
27:36Hey, troll, buddy.
27:37We have the plot of land.
27:39We have the financing, the construction company.
27:42Do you understand what this is and what it's doing?
27:44It's an excavator.
27:45It's digging up dirt.
27:47Uh-huh.
27:47Because today, we're beginning construction, you ass.
27:50Yeah, maybe I could have spoken sooner.
27:52Of course, you think?
27:54Luis, talk to him.
27:55I'm back with Esther.
28:01What?
28:01What do you mean, back with Esther?
28:03You just got divorced from her.
28:04But I've realized she's the love of my life.
28:06But how is that possible if the love of your life is Morimar, bastard?
28:12No, no, no, no.
28:12It's Esther.
28:13Fuck.
28:13I'm really sorry about this.
28:14Roel, Roel.
28:15Do you hear these two fucking bastards?
28:17Huh?
28:17That's great.
28:23What?
28:25I'm getting married.
28:27Who are you getting married to?
28:29Last night, Luz put a ring inside my kulan.
28:31So that you would choke on it.
28:34We're taking each other off the market for the sake of humanity.
28:37She proposed to you.
28:38That's great.
28:38So fucking unbelievable.
28:40Hey, congratulations.
28:41What do you mean, congratulations?
28:43Fuck this shit.
28:43You're triple crossing bastards.
28:45That's what you are.
28:46This is unbelievable.
28:48Fuck it up.
28:49Right.
28:50You've all been talking about this.
28:52This betrayal was premeditated.
28:54No, it isn't.
28:55Of course it was.
28:56Fuck it out.
28:56No, listen.
28:56It just happened.
28:57God damn it.
28:58But love is love.
28:59Santi, sorry.
29:01Friends are really just a cheap placeholder for a girlfriend.
29:03It's a miracle we spend so much time together.
29:05Santi, I'm sure you'll find someone.
29:07Yes, I found you guys.
29:10Do you understand what commitment is?
29:12We had a whole plan, all right?
29:14And you left me alone.
29:16Alone?
29:16No.
29:17You and yourself are newly married.
29:19Go on a honeymoon somewhere nice, unwind, and I'm sure when you get back, things will
29:23seem different.
29:26You're coming to my wedding, right?
29:34Oh!
29:36Love you, love you, love you, love you.
29:39There she is.
29:40What, my love?
29:41Is it a half-man?
29:43Going down the line.
29:44No sailing, Mom.
29:46Hello.
29:47Hello.
29:51I've seen you in the park a lot.
29:53Are you unemployed?
29:54No, I'm a househusband.
29:56I'm supported by my girl.
29:57Well, not my girl.
29:58That's patriarchal.
29:59What is it?
30:00She's right there, playing with my son and with my ex, who's his mother.
30:04The three of them really get along.
30:06Hey, you don't feel ashamed of being supported by a girl?
30:10I'm not, actually.
30:12I mean, some time ago, my friends and I, we took a course about deconstructing our toxic
30:17masculinity.
30:18Oh, dear God.
30:19Yeah, at first I thought it was nonsense, but hey, little by little, it really got through.
30:27We had to rethink our entire sexist patriarchal programming and embrace our vulnerability.
30:39There's a wave of new concepts, like avoiding sexist vocabulary, understanding that monogamy is not the only option, and that
30:49sexual orientation is flexible.
30:51What the hell are you doing here?
30:53You gave me a sign.
30:54Come on, get out of here.
30:55You gave me a sign.
30:55Go, get out.
30:56Just listen to me.
30:57You gave me a sign.
30:58You know, you did.
30:59Let's do it.
31:02Like any other revolution, there's been collateral damage.
31:06Along the way, we each faced our own demons, our insecurities, only to end up right where we started.
31:16But this time, it was by choice.
31:23I mean, we've been forced to think.
31:28Patriarchal culture is toxic.
31:30Because it's not real, it doesn't feel good.
31:33How many of you consider yourselves sexist?
31:35But hey, I'm not saying it's easy.
31:37We're in the middle of a transition.
31:39We don't know where we're going, but the important thing is to move forward.
31:52What should we have for dinner?
31:54There's a little market over here.
31:56Ah, right.
31:58What do you think?
32:04Hey, newlywed.
32:05How's your honeymoon going?
32:06Are you still in love with yourself?
32:08More than ever.
32:09Honey, I'm super happy.
32:10Seriously, though, I don't need a girlfriend or friends.
32:14Nothing.
32:15Because loneliness is a superpower, sweetheart.
32:19Sir, are you ready to order?
32:20Yes, I'll have the lobster rice, please.
32:22The lobster rice is for two people.
32:27Dad?
32:29Hello?
32:30Dad?
32:32Are you there?
32:48No, I'm so grateful for that.
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