Alpha Males S5E5 Highlights (2026) - Best Funny Moments & Quotes | Spanish Comedy
🎬 Alpha Males (2022) - Season 5 Episode 5 | Spanish Comedy Series
The Alpha Males are back! Season 5, Episode 5 kicks off with the guys trading "deconstruction seminars" for the messy reality of middle age. Welcome to "Patriarchal Pact, Inc." — their grand master plan to live together in a utopian bro-mune. Spoiler: mortgages, custody battles, and camper vans await. 😅
🔹 What's happening in S5E5:
• Santi dives deeper into radical single life
• Pedro navigates a brand-new romance
• Luis battles the chaos of divorce proceedings
• Raúl spirals into overthinking & self-deconstruction
• Luz, Daniela & Esther face disastrous dates, OnlyFans drama & a "femininity recovery" retreat
🔹 Series Info:
• Genre: Comedy / Satire / Relationship Drama
• Original Title: Machos Alfa (Spain)
• Network: Netflix (Global)
• Release Date: April 17, 2026 [[2]]
• Episodes: 6 (Season 5)
• Language: Spanish (with English subtitles available)
🌟 Main Cast:
Fernando Gil (Pedro), Gorka Otxoa (Santi), Fele Martínez (Luis), Raúl Tejón (Raúl), María Hervás (Daniela), Kira Miró (Luz), Paula Gallego (Álex), Raquel Guerrero (Esther) + new additions María Adánez & Diego Martín [[6]]
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#AlphaMales #MachosAlfa #SpanishComedy #NetflixSeries #S5E1 #ComedySeries #RelationshipComedy #NetflixSpain #TVRecap #BingeWatch
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🎬 Alpha Males (2022) - Season 5 Episode 5 | Spanish Comedy Series
The Alpha Males are back! Season 5, Episode 5 kicks off with the guys trading "deconstruction seminars" for the messy reality of middle age. Welcome to "Patriarchal Pact, Inc." — their grand master plan to live together in a utopian bro-mune. Spoiler: mortgages, custody battles, and camper vans await. 😅
🔹 What's happening in S5E5:
• Santi dives deeper into radical single life
• Pedro navigates a brand-new romance
• Luis battles the chaos of divorce proceedings
• Raúl spirals into overthinking & self-deconstruction
• Luz, Daniela & Esther face disastrous dates, OnlyFans drama & a "femininity recovery" retreat
🔹 Series Info:
• Genre: Comedy / Satire / Relationship Drama
• Original Title: Machos Alfa (Spain)
• Network: Netflix (Global)
• Release Date: April 17, 2026 [[2]]
• Episodes: 6 (Season 5)
• Language: Spanish (with English subtitles available)
🌟 Main Cast:
Fernando Gil (Pedro), Gorka Otxoa (Santi), Fele Martínez (Luis), Raúl Tejón (Raúl), María Hervás (Daniela), Kira Miró (Luz), Paula Gallego (Álex), Raquel Guerrero (Esther) + new additions María Adánez & Diego Martín [[6]]
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment your favorite character below! Don't forget to turn on notifications for more Alpha Males clips & recaps.
#AlphaMales #MachosAlfa #SpanishComedy #NetflixSeries #S5E1 #ComedySeries #RelationshipComedy #NetflixSpain #TVRecap #BingeWatch
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to Alpha Males / Machos Alfa belong to Netflix and Contubernio Films. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
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00:06No, no, no. Tell me right now what that fucking asshole did to you, because I'm going to kill him.
00:12I can defend myself. Thank you.
00:13How are you doing? Did you get checked at a hospital?
00:16Pedro, he groped me, whipped his cock out, and I left. That's it.
00:19He's a dead man.
00:21It's nothing. Let's move on with our lives, okay?
00:23You with your deconstruction, and me with my hetero-pessimism.
00:29Oh, wait a second. Then, what'd you call me for?
00:32Okay, we just need one picture.
00:34Excuse me, Pedro.
00:36Oh, shit.
00:41Get out of the way, please.
00:53Thanks.
00:54You're welcome. Where'd you say you were going?
00:57We never told you.
00:58Ah-ha. Smartass.
01:07Hello.
01:10Who are you?
01:11I'm Claudia, friend of our wolves.
01:14I told you so. He's got a girlfriend.
01:16Honey, no, no, no. But you're not a couple, right, Claudia?
01:19Ah, when we're together, I'm whatever he wants.
01:22She's a prostitute?
01:23No, come on. No, mm. I don't think so. I mean, I don't know her that well.
01:27Good morning, fam.
01:28You! You're that woman's John?
01:29You ratted me out, bro.
01:31She figured it out. But why did you bring her here?
01:33Because I'm blowing a fortune on hotels.
01:34Go to your house, then.
01:35Sure, and have Marimar make us breakfast.
01:38Aren't you ashamed of paying for sex?
01:40Not at all. It's consensual.
01:42Of course, consent. There's no desire.
01:43Claudia has an amazing time with me, okay?
01:45And I'm saving her from bad situations with disgusting guys.
01:49What makes you think you're not disgusting?
01:51She gives me a discount. And she comes a lot. Like three times last night.
01:54You said Claudia, right?
01:56What are you doing, kid?
01:57Sweetie, sweetie. Raul's just a temporary John. Okay? While he rehabs, right?
02:02She's the only whore I see. So I'm a faithful John.
02:05Check out your girlfriend.
02:07How did you find her?
02:09Claudia is very dedicated. She gave me a discount and came three times.
02:12Another one. Yeah, she's quite affectionate and quite tight.
02:16Alex.
02:16Could use more tongue in her blowjobs, but fucking's excellent.
02:19The girl loves it. You can tell she enjoys herself.
02:23I mean, I'm with Claudia, so I don't hurt anyone else.
02:27Claudia doesn't count as a human being.
02:28She's a pro. You don't get it.
02:30Raul, it's paid rape.
02:33You let her rip me a new asshole?
02:35Well, she's an abolitionist and so am I.
02:37Hey, dude, why are you paying for company?
02:39Because I need to fuck, dude.
02:40Why do you have to fuck at all?
02:42What's the point of life without fucking?
02:44Maybe you'll find out when you stop being a complete asshole.
02:46Leave me alone. It's like everything I do is wrong.
02:49Everything.
02:49I've burned myself.
02:56Where's that who?
02:56He's a total asshole.
02:58So he's not coming?
02:59I told him, honey, let's hire a guy to assemble it.
03:01And he said, no, no, I'll do it.
03:03Three months and that prick hasn't unboxed that shoe rack.
03:05And he calls me hysterical.
03:07Natalia, I don't need to know all these things, okay?
03:10Keep the mystery alive and all that.
03:12She's a total asshole.
03:15You're here?
03:16And you?
03:17You're trying to screw her without me?
03:18Like you're not?
03:19I've come to talk to my friend.
03:20Yeah, so did I.
03:21You're disgusting. Seriously, disgusting.
03:23I was listening to them argue and it was such a pain in the ass.
03:26Over in Ikea's shoe rack.
03:27Holy shit, he resigned.
03:28Who?
03:29The ally rapist.
03:30What?
03:30Oh, hold on.
03:38See, I told you.
03:43Cluster fuck.
03:44This decision is causing a real political earthquake, both within the party and the governing coalition,
03:49where voices are already calling for a snap election.
03:51For now.
03:52Bye now.
03:53He whips his dick out at a party.
03:55They call an election.
03:55It's the butterfly effect.
03:57I'm over it.
03:57Can we please focus now?
03:58We're trying to reclaim our femininity.
04:00Sure, sure, sure, sure.
04:14You gonna be long?
04:16Huh?
04:16No, this is the last one.
04:23Hey.
04:25Should I take some weight off?
04:26No, no.
04:26I'll put more on.
04:35Son of a bitch.
04:39Luis.
04:40Hey, what's up, Pedrito?
04:42Uh, can I borrow your motorcycle?
04:45Go for it.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Okay, good, good.
04:49Turn, turn, turn.
04:50Give it some gas.
04:50Come on, give it some gas.
04:51Whoops.
04:52It's a tight turn.
04:54That's why you have to give it some gas.
04:55Right.
04:57Lean the bike.
04:58Luis, come on.
04:59Don't be scared, man.
05:02Honey?
05:03Can we meet up this afternoon?
05:05Whenever you want.
05:05Have time now.
05:06I'm your boy toy.
05:09Luis, I'm gonna kill you.
05:11I'm okay.
05:12I'm okay.
05:12The biggest lie we've been sold regarding individualism is that we don't need each other.
05:18And women depend on men as much as men depend on women.
05:22A man's simplicity helps balance a woman's two polarities.
05:28The erotic, and the maternal.
05:31They are ripping you apart.
05:33Asking why you went to his house like I told you.
05:35Put down your phone.
05:36No, I'm bored.
05:37Everything okay back there?
05:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:39Sorry.
05:40What's your name?
05:41Um, Esther.
05:42Esther Alonzo.
05:43Esther.
05:44What do you want from this course?
05:47I suppose, uh, to reclaim my femininity, right?
05:50My husband, almost ex-husband, says I have toxic masculinity.
05:53We all have a feminine dimension, Esther.
05:56Well, let's see if mine comes out.
05:59We have financing we can build whenever we want.
06:02Oh, hell yeah.
06:03Guy or girl?
06:04Huh?
06:04The bank manager.
06:05Oh, a guy, a guy.
06:06There's still a few left.
06:08Well, now you can ask for quotes from three contractors to compare prices.
06:12And then you can handle the building permit with the city, pay the zoning licensing fees,
06:17and find a surveyor in a geotechnical team.
06:20Uh, you're doing that, aren't you?
06:21I don't know.
06:22Since I'm such a pain in the ass, you know, I thought you'd rather do it yourselves.
06:26Santi, you're the architect, though.
06:28Sure, yeah.
06:29It's just I realized that my energy's a bit too clingy, but don't worry, okay?
06:33I'm gonna work on that.
06:34Hey, where are you going?
06:35No, fuck off!
06:36Santi!
06:38How are you, love?
06:39Feeling better?
06:40Yeah, yeah, I'm over it.
06:42I'm fucking all day.
06:43You're good, girl.
06:44My love.
06:45How are you?
06:46Me?
06:47Oh, I'm great, love.
06:48And you?
06:48Fantastic, fantastic.
06:50We're getting closer.
06:51Sure, sure, sure.
06:52Everything's tipped up.
06:53But I've noticed something weird.
06:54You and I have never kissed.
06:56I mean, we've done all sorts of things, but we haven't kissed.
06:58Yeah, come on, we did, I'm sure.
07:00That's to keep up appearances.
07:01What I mean is a real kiss.
07:03Like making out.
07:04Why?
07:05I don't get it.
07:06Ro, let's talk about our feelings, okay?
07:09I love you, Ro.
07:10Yeah, I love you too, man, a lot.
07:13I'm in love with you.
07:15Oh, come on, no.
07:16How could two heteroflexible men fall in love?
07:18Impossible.
07:19Kiss me for real.
07:20See what happens.
07:20You can suck my dick, I can put it in your ass.
07:23But kiss?
07:23Why?
07:24Come on, get back to work.
07:26You're distracting me.
07:31Raise your hand if at some point, as a child, you felt lonely on the school playground.
07:39Don't be afraid.
07:41Pathetic, right?
07:43They sold us this idea that loneliness is traumatic and painful, and that's why we emotionally cling to other people.
07:49But loneliness is neither a punishment nor a weakness.
07:52It's a resource.
07:53In fact, it improves creativity and self-knowledge.
07:57Without loneliness, Newton could never have written his Principia Mathematica.
08:01And Einstein could never have developed the theory of general relativity.
08:05In a society that never stops making noise, loneliness helps us find our balance.
08:12Knowing how to be alone is a superpower.
08:16Hey, Dario.
08:18Dario.
08:18How are you, man?
08:19You don't remember me?
08:20It's me, Borja.
08:21Come on.
08:22I'm a fellow inso.
08:23Borja, yeah.
08:23I don't want any trouble.
08:24For real.
08:25Listen, I'm really sorry if I offended you.
08:26I don't mean offended.
08:28Relax, man.
08:28Hey, look.
08:29That was quite a stunt you pulled to bang that hot reporter chick.
08:32Did you end up banging her or not?
08:34Um, yeah.
08:35A little.
08:35A little, he says.
08:36You bastard.
08:37Hey, listen to me.
08:38On Easter break, we're all going on a trip to Lourdes.
08:40You coming?
08:41No, I'm learning to be alone.
08:43I'm the same.
08:44But what can I do, huh?
08:45These bitches.
08:45They're just ridiculous.
08:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:46Well then, okay, yeah.
08:47See you later.
08:48Okay, bye, bye.
08:49Love you, Dario.
08:50You're my hero.
08:53Luis Bravo.
08:54Present, sir.
08:54Peter, go ahead.
09:15Peter, I passed the maneuvers test.
09:17Seriously?
09:18I didn't knock over a single cone.
09:19I have the traffic test tomorrow.
09:21Can I borrow your motorcycle so I can...
09:22Nope.
09:27How are you, my love?
09:29Sit down.
09:34Oh, so serious.
09:37Did I go overboard with the cart?
09:43I'm breaking up with you.
09:45There's something going on.
09:46I don't know what.
09:46I don't want you to deny it or tell me what it is.
09:48I don't want to check your phone or hire a detective.
09:51I just want to be at peace.
09:52So I'm going to listen to my instincts and tell you to fuck off with all the love in the
09:55world.
09:57All right.
09:59Maybe it's true that I haven't been totally honest with you.
10:02Don't tell me.
10:03I told you not to.
10:04No, no, no, no.
10:04It's nothing bad.
10:05I don't care, Pedro.
10:06No, I'm...
10:07No, no, no.
10:07I don't want to look...
10:08I live in a commune with my best friends.
10:10We already bought the plot.
10:12We just need to build the houses.
10:14There will be a swimming pool, a paddle court.
10:16The only thing is that, I mean, in theory, it's a woman-free space.
10:22Hmm?
10:25I don't know how to deal with this, Pedro.
10:26I'd almost prefer you were fucking around.
10:28Oh, would you live there with me?
10:30I mean, I could ask the guys.
10:32Pedro, I really appreciate the offer, and I have nothing against your friends.
10:36I don't know who they are, really.
10:37But the idea of living surrounded by a bunch of guys who are allegedly deconstructed,
10:41but actually need a safe space to be sexist is not very appealing.
10:46Yeah, yeah, I should have kept it to myself.
10:48Honey, you'll have to decide.
10:50You're old enough to know you can't have everything in life.
11:01Hi. One ticket for Whispering to the Breeze?
11:04Via PC.
11:05Just one?
11:06Yes, one. Yes.
11:08Rotan Center?
11:09No, no, no, no.
11:10Um, first row, I don't want anyone in the front or on the sides or behind.
11:25Connect with your body.
11:27With your sensuality.
11:29No one is judging you.
11:31She's not recording this, right?
11:32She just said no one is judging us.
11:34Whoever wants to take off their clothes can take them off.
11:44Why did they serve alcohol?
11:47She won't help!
11:49Help!
11:53I want to hear those she-wolves.
11:58Ow!
11:59Ow!
12:03The guy locks you up in a room, gropes you, takes his willy out, and then you follow him to
12:08his place?
12:09Well, she must have been paralyzed with fear.
12:11This girl was an influencer, then an influ-hater, then an insta-mom.
12:14Nothing worked for her.
12:16And she said, well, I'll cozy up to this famous guy.
12:18Esther, turn that off.
12:19No, no, no, leave it on.
12:20I have to get used to it.
12:22And she's an exploiter who has an immigrant woman breastfeeding her son at home.
12:26Turn it off now.
12:27Shame you got off social media.
12:29You'd be getting a lot of new followers.
12:30Daniela, congratulations on being so brave.
12:33I believe you, sister.
12:37And had I known that this man was an alleged sexual assailant, he would not have been our
12:41spokesperson or representative.
12:43Typical of a politician passing the buck.
12:45Hey, turn it off!
12:46We need to look!
12:46Remember, tomorrow at nine we have the conscious menstruation workshop.
12:50Uh, what if we don't have a uterus anymore?
12:52The workshop will align you with your menstrual harmony whether you bleed or not.
12:56If that doesn't resonate, you can go forest bathing.
12:59You mean, a walk?
13:02Oh, and tonight, don't forget the exercise with the mirror.
13:09Ugh, I don't get it.
13:11How does staring at my pussy help me reclaim my femininity?
13:14It's supposed to be a way to reconnect with your sexuality without complexes.
13:18Accepting yourself fully.
13:19Well, I've plopped out two kids.
13:21Let me see yours.
13:22Girl!
13:23It's just a compare.
13:25Irene.
13:26How are you?
13:27What are you doing?
13:28I'd rather not tell you.
13:30Have you seen the news?
13:30They're ripping her to shreds.
13:32They want you to do a live interview tomorrow on primetime to tell your side of the story.
13:37No, pass.
13:37Pass.
13:38I'm at a nice retreat, dancing naked and staring at my cooch.
13:41Daniela, silence doesn't help.
13:43The shame should be on him, not you.
13:44How much do they pay?
13:45I'm not doing an interview.
13:46Period.
13:47Okay.
13:47Hang in there, girl.
13:50Guys, if everything goes well,
13:53tomorrow at this time,
13:55you'll have a motorcycle horseman dead.
13:58And when is mom coming back?
13:59As soon as we sign the agreement.
14:01There are just some silly loose ends here and there.
14:03Have you found a girlfriend?
14:05Mom's been going on a lot of dates at night.
14:07Yeah.
14:08You've told me that several times.
14:09They're all a bunch of whores.
14:11Ulysses, wait.
14:13Sophia left him for an older guy.
14:20Son, I'm very sorry about your girlfriend.
14:22I knew she was a slut.
14:24No, no, no, no.
14:24Stop it, okay?
14:25You won't ever change Sophia's mind.
14:27But you can reflect on what you did wrong
14:30and try to be a better person.
14:37Poor dad.
14:38He's so lonely.
14:39Mom's going to find a boyfriend, but dad...
14:41Mom won't find anyone.
14:43She's way too old.
14:43Ulysses, we have to help him.
14:47Good evening.
14:48Evening.
14:48For two?
14:49One.
14:50How many people do you see here?
14:52One.
14:53Right this way, please.
15:03Thanks.
15:07Would you like something to drink while you wait?
15:09Huh?
15:10Waiting for who exactly?
15:11I'm a slogomist.
15:12I'm sorry?
15:15I'll have a beer if you don't mind.
15:16Of course.
15:18Off the menu, we have spider crab cannelloni and scallops of gratin.
15:22And as a main course, we have aged beef ribeye for two.
15:25Well, one cannelloni, please.
15:28Comes with two pieces.
15:30Couldn't I just get one piece?
15:32Mm-hmm.
15:32And the seafood rice.
15:37What?
15:37The rice is for two, I'm afraid.
15:40Yeah, but I want it for myself.
15:42I mean, do I have to get a girlfriend, bro, to get some fucking seafood rice?
15:46Oh, of course I do, sir.
15:47And if there's leftovers, we'll get you a container.
15:49Well, there won't be any leftovers, because I came to shovel it all in.
15:51Right.
15:51Thanks.
15:52Would you like some wine?
15:53Yes.
15:55One glass, please, if that's all right.
15:57You're welcome.
16:00Would you like another one, sir?
16:02Yes, please.
16:06Seems you and I are stood up.
16:08Huh?
16:08No, no, no, no.
16:09No one will ever stand me up ever again.
16:11I'm a slogomist.
16:12Oh, single, right.
16:13No, careful.
16:14You see, a single person's a weirdo, and sologamy is a lifestyle.
16:19Mm-hmm.
16:24People love changing the name of everything, right?
16:26Where are you going with that glass?
16:29Well, I thought we might have a drink together.
16:31No, no, no, no.
16:32And let me explain to you why.
16:35Listen, you're a very nice woman.
16:37You're pretty, okay?
16:38And I'm sure I'd fall in love with you, because that's who I am.
16:40We'd start a situationship.
16:42I'd ask where this is going.
16:43You'd say, I don't want to label it.
16:45You'd break my heart, and you'd end up leaving me,
16:47because I'm missing something.
16:48You don't know what it is, but it's missing.
16:51But not anymore.
16:53Okay?
16:53You know why?
16:54Because I have a superpower.
16:55I like being solo.
16:57I'm a slogomist.
17:09Hi, sweetie.
17:11Do you want to watch a movie?
17:12I had a fight with Leire.
17:13No.
17:16Where are you going?
17:17To be a nature in my motorhome.
17:20They won't leave me alone in the city.
17:22All of them.
17:23At night.
17:24In the mountains.
17:25That's right.
17:27Santi got pissed off because we said he's a pain in the ass.
17:31Now that I'm mature,
17:33I realize how immature everyone else is, you know?
17:36Hmm.
17:38Claudia.
17:42Yeah, I'm coming, love.
17:53Whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:54Wait, wait, wait a minute.
17:55Wait a minute.
17:56It's just, I...
17:58I can't focus.
17:59Just relax.
18:00No, no, no, no.
18:00Let's talk for a moment.
18:02Come here.
18:03Now?
18:04Listen, I know it's silly, but I need to know.
18:09Mm-hmm.
18:13Do you really have fun with me?
18:15So much.
18:16You give me so much pleasure.
18:16I mean, are you happy with your job?
18:18Do you like what you do?
18:20What's going on?
18:21Well, I mean, you could be doing anything else.
18:25You're a really smart girl.
18:27That's why I chose to be a whore.
18:28Because I own my own life.
18:30A whore feminist.
18:31It's compatible.
18:33Then why do you do drugs?
18:38Because otherwise my body says no.
18:40Oh.
18:43So then it's coerced consent.
18:45Don't be a drug.
18:46Do you want to fuck or not?
18:47It's just that now it's weird, isn't it?
18:51Oh, my God.
18:56I have a friend who's an abolitionist.
18:58She told me about the long-term psychological effects of prostitution.
19:01Can I get my money, please?
19:02I've offended you.
19:03No, but if you don't want to fuck, then why am I here?
19:06Right.
19:15Oh, and Rahul, save the lectures.
19:18For the mirror.
19:20Hmm?
19:39Hello, stars!
19:57Good morning.
20:00What's up? On a family outing?
20:02No, no, I'm alone.
20:04Oh, come with us then. We're doing the waterfall trail. It's pumping some major water.
20:09No, no, I'm not interested in the waterfall. Thank you, though.
20:12So what, you're gonna stay here alone? You'll be bored to death.
20:15What the fuck do you know? Being with me, myself, and I is a riot.
20:53Sound bathing, forest bathing. Might as well have gone to the spa.
20:57You guys want to go to the conscious menstruation course?
20:59Me? I've been in perimenopause for five years.
21:11Menstruation. Conscious menstruation.
21:14Oh, hi! Hi, there! I'm available to...
21:17We have to talk to them.
21:22A relationship?
21:23Her name is Tanya. She has beauty salon. She's a businesswoman.
21:26Two 11-year-old kids, Nora and David.
21:27We've been going out for six weeks, and I told her I'd love her. Once. On accident.
21:33Why the hell are you telling me?
21:34Maybe we could negotiate with Santee and accept women in the commune.
21:38Santee? Women? You'd have an easier time changing the constitution.
21:43What do I do?
21:44Nothing. Don't say anything. Not to Santee or anyone. Just get the situationship going, and when she wants more, you
21:49leave her.
21:50Passion only lasts so long.
21:51But aren't you learning to love better?
21:53Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
21:55But we're talking about you.
21:56I feel like I'm betraying my friends.
21:58That's exactly what you're doing. Unless you break up with her now.
22:05Hey, Rafita.
22:08Love, tell your friends not to come around so much, they look super straight.
22:13He won't kiss me. Can you believe it?
22:15No, Cap. Kiss all you want. You're an inspiration.
22:17Give me a kiss, baby.
22:18No, leave me alone.
22:19Somebody's not feeling it.
22:21Hurry. A table just came in. We're here to work, okay?
22:25We can make out. Stop bothering me.
22:27No, not you.
22:28At my place?
22:29Not at your place.
22:31A hotel?
22:32Okay, I'll book it.
22:37Okay, let's do the driving tests.
22:40We'll go out one at a time onto 30th street simulating a motorcade.
22:44We'll hold up traffic, move it to the left.
22:48Listen for radio orders. It's important.
22:52Ah, let's see.
22:53One second, I don't know what's going on. This damn motor...
22:56The kill switch.
22:57Ah, oh, I forgot. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot.
23:05For men, sexual desire has no connection to their feelings.
23:10They have the ability to get aroused without any emotional involvement.
23:14Something that is physiologically impossible for women.
23:18I have to disagree.
23:19I'm with her.
23:20I've been horny for guys I don't give two shits about.
23:22And some girls.
23:25How's your love life going?
23:28Let's continue.
23:29Femininity is harmony.
23:31It's living in balance between your...
23:33I buy that falling in love is more beautiful, but with who?
23:36Where are those men?
23:38Because the dating scenes...
23:39A bloodbath. Awful.
23:40Why do you want men if you behave like they do?
23:43If your energy is masculine, you attract feminine men.
23:47Being feminine also means being flexible.
23:51Anonymousς, it is the old woman.
23:51Oh, boy.
24:00Oh, my God.
24:14I'm not having...
24:18I'm not having a�амен afin.
24:20I know, how many times have you got to move baby?
24:44Hey, buddy, nice weather we're having, huh?
24:48Looked like it was gonna rain earlier.
24:54Back already?
24:56It's easier to be alone in the city than in nature.
24:59Why do you have to take everything to extremes?
25:01Actually, it's been good for me.
25:02I'm discovering a lot of things about myself.
25:05If I had done this before, you might not even exist.
25:08So you can thank me for my clinging energy.
25:11Mm-hmm.
25:16No, stop. I can't do it.
25:18It's just a tiny cut. Don't be a pussy.
25:20You do it then.
25:21You're the depressed one.
25:24Dad's not gonna believe-
25:25Ah! What the fuck? You're insane!
25:27It's the gauze on. You're staining the floor.
25:29Are you done with your tantrum?
25:31Yes. I thought I was a misogamist, but I'm a sylogamist.
25:35It makes me think, maybe I don't need to live in a commune, moving in with all of you.
25:40Hey, by the way, how's the permitting going?
25:42Who went to the city hall to approve it?
25:43What is it? Want us to apologize?
25:46Precisely. Saying you're sorry is just the beginning.
25:49Okay, man. Sorry.
25:51You're not a pain. You're just...
25:55Intense.
25:55That's it. The word wasn't coming to me.
25:57So I'm not a clinging energy pain in your ass?
25:58Oh, come on. No, no.
26:00And even if you were, we love you the way you are.
26:02I love you guys, too.
26:17I'm a motorcycle horseman, guys!
26:20It's a miracle!
26:24Come here, you bastard.
26:25I told you!
26:27I directed the traffic perfectly, like this, with my hands.
26:30I'm the Moses of 30th Street.
26:32Let's go get some shots, because today is a beautiful fucking day.
26:43Iris, sweetie.
26:44I passed!
26:45Congratulations, Dad.
26:46Ulysses has been reflecting and he's self-harming.
26:49He what?
26:49He's bleeding a lot from his wrists.
26:51He's making a mess.
26:55You idiot at this age, I know you think you want to die.
26:57But you can get through anything.
26:59Believe me.
27:00Marimar.
27:01Luis!
27:02I was very scared, and since she's a nurse...
27:05Hmm.
27:06This pendant is a reminder of the power of your femininity.
27:11What do you take away from this course, Luz?
27:15That maybe my rejection of stable relationships is more of a shield than empowering, and that if someone falls in
27:22love with you, the brave thing to do is to go for it.
27:25Esther?
27:27That maybe I was too harsh on my husband.
27:29The bastard's been in love with someone since he was 13.
27:32However, if I'm honest, he wasn't my first choice either.
27:36Daniela.
27:37Daniela.
27:37Yeah, well, what I take away is great memories, hanging with my friends, but otherwise, this course seems like a
27:42scam.
27:44Worse, it's dangerous.
28:14Excuse me?
28:15I think we should set up a commune so all of us can live together, like Luis and his friends.
28:19What?
28:21Oh, Pedro didn't tell you about it?
28:23They bought a plot of land, and they're building four houses to live together.
28:27You're kidding, right?
28:28No girls allowed.
28:29Patriarchal Pact, LLC.
28:39Again with the champagne?
28:40Are you nervous?
28:43I'm a little nervous.
28:44Well, let's get it over with.
28:48Easy.
28:54Oh, dude.
28:55Oh.
28:57Wait.
28:58Ratha!
28:59Ratha!
29:00Ratha!
29:02Ratha!
29:05Bro!
29:06Too much tongue?
29:14Hey.
29:15Finally.
29:16Sorry, I was helping Paula with her math.
29:19Fucking polynomials.
29:22Listen, I...
29:24I need to apologize.
29:26The other day, when you said you were going to leave your wife...
29:29I mean, well, it caught me a little by surprise.
29:32But it was nice.
29:34I don't know.
29:35I guess my fear of commitment is a shield I put on and...
29:39No, really, it's okay.
29:40You were right.
29:41I felt like such an idiot.
29:42Oh, it's fine.
29:43I've been married for 20 years, and I was about to flush it all down the drain.
29:46I mean, I am madly in love with you, but we can't see each other anymore.
29:57I see that you'll never love me back.
29:59I see that you're right.
30:08When were you planning to tell me about your sexist pig's commune?
30:11I mean, I haven't told you anything because nothing's been decided yet.
30:15Oh, really?
30:15You already have the land, right?
30:17Patriarchal Pact LLC.
30:19Sounds like a joke.
30:21I had a kid with a stand-up comedian.
30:23Great.
30:23It's all ready to be built, but...
30:25It's a woman-free space, and I'm really happy with Tanya.
30:29A woman-free space?
30:31Do you have snipers on the roof in case a fruit fly with a vagina enters?
30:35Daniela, it's not easy. I have to choose between my oldest friends and Tanya.
30:40Tanya. It's gotta be Tanya.
30:42Really?
30:43The alternative is that my son, my only son, is raised like Mowgli in the jungle,
30:47like an animal by Santi, Luis, and Raul. Hello?
30:50So you're telling me to choose my relationship over my friends?
30:53For God's sake, choose Tanya. I love her. Tanya.
30:57Can you take me home in the trunk?
30:59So, how about you? How are you doing?
31:02Fine. I'm back at the hospital in palliative care.
31:05It's really chill.
31:06I'm getting a divorce.
31:08I'm so sorry.
31:09I told Esther that the less I loved her, the more beautiful my love for her was, but...
31:15I mean, that's not exactly right.
31:17And then when I told her that you were the love of my life, well...
31:25Luis...
31:25Yeah, yeah. No need to tell me again that you don't feel the same way.
31:28I'm not the love of your life. You had a crush on me at school,
31:31and since it went nowhere, you've idolized me.
31:34I did it to Raul. Look what happened.
31:36I mean, idolizing Raul was...
31:46No, do it.
31:56Oh, it's Esther.
32:00Hey.
32:02Hey, I was thinking we could talk and be more rational about all of this.
32:06Yeah, of course. Whenever you want.
32:08Are you at the house?
32:09Uh, yeah.
32:10I'm coming up.
32:13Oh, but...
32:14Is everything okay?
32:18Anyone there?
32:19Mommy!
32:20Oh, my loves! Hey!
32:24What a surprise!
32:26Luis!
32:27I...
32:28I'm not going to sue you.
32:30We'll sign tomorrow.
32:32Are you serious?
32:33Are you getting back together?
32:33If they sign it, it means they're getting divorced, dummy.
32:35Yes, but on good terms, okay? We're going to be a super happy broken family.
32:38That's great!
32:39And to celebrate, I'm staying over.
32:40Shall we watch a movie?
32:41Or better yet, you can go down to get a pizza. The kids really missed you.
32:46Okay, but I said super happy broken family. We should all go together.
32:49Oh, my God!
32:51Hey, where are you going?
32:55What are you looking for?
32:56A coupon I had for the pizzeria.
32:59Here it is.
33:00We saved five bucks.
33:03Kids!
33:09Do you have a boyfriend yet?
33:11Uh, no, sweetie. The dating scene is complicated. You're lucky you're a lesbian.
33:16I'm not a lesbian anymore. I'm pansexual.
33:18Whatever you want, as long as you're not straight.
33:20They're all stupid whores.
33:21Ulysses!
33:22Sophia dumped him.
33:23And you, Luis? What's happening with you?
33:25Uh...
33:26Put the fucking phone down. It's family night.
33:27I'm going to run back home for a sec. I have some tears piling up.
33:30Just do it here.
33:30I feel weird.
33:34Your dad's so fussy.
34:17You, Lternet in front of us.
34:20I hold him to a sec.
34:21And we'll make it to your孔 castle 말고.
34:23All right.
34:24Oh, everyone.
34:26Let's all live.
34:27Bye-bye.
34:27Bye-bye.
34:28Bye-bye.
34:30Bye-bye.
34:35You
35:11You
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