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EastEnders 14th April 2026
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00:25I swear to God I'm never drinking again.
00:30Yeah.
00:35So are we gonna talk about last night or what?
00:42Vic?
00:45Can't say it meant nothing.
00:48Cos I'll be lying.
00:53I care about you. I do. So much.
01:01And I'm gonna tell him the truth. Cos he needs to know.
01:08Morning, lightweight.
01:11I came looking for you last night after I got your message.
01:14And I thought you must have moved the party on somewhere else.
01:16So I went back to the pub, met the boys.
01:18But then when I came back, you'd passed out.
01:20I mean, at your own hand do.
01:21Thought you'd be the last one standing.
01:23Yeah, I wasn't feeling great. I just wanted to get my head down.
01:26You were feeling frisky and I definitely would have been up for a bit of that.
01:28Ross.
01:29I'll see you in a bit. Have a good day.
01:35We need to talk.
01:38Yeah.
01:39Okay.
01:40And, er, I reckon I know what it's about.
01:45Can't dance around it forever.
01:49We need to sort out the Joel situation for when he gets out.
01:53You know, once and for all.
01:56And I've been giving it a lot of thought.
02:01He's gonna be staying with his mum when he gets out.
02:04I'm gonna talk to Cleo nearer the time.
02:06Oh.
02:09Really?
02:09Yeah.
02:11Are you sure?
02:13I am.
02:15I really, really appreciate that.
02:18It's okay.
02:20And everything else that happened, you know, I want to put it in the past.
02:24Put it behind us.
02:26Yeah.
02:27We only look to the future now.
02:29That's the only thing that matters.
02:33I'm gonna do everything I can to make you happy.
02:40Sorry, love.
02:42Well.
02:43Duty calls.
02:47Ross.
02:53Yeah, hello.
02:55Yeah, okay.
02:56Bye.
02:56I'm on my way.
03:04Stopp by.
03:06Bye.
03:08B?
03:09B?
03:10What do you think of this dress?
03:12Oh honey, that is gorgeous.
03:15I know, right?
03:16It's not bad for Penny's stall.
03:18What, you got it from the stall?
03:19Yeah.
03:20Not stall prices.
03:21Yeah, but you can't put a price on how amazing we'll look.
03:25Oh, thank you.
03:26Yeah, I'm really looking forward to tonight.
03:29Couple of drinks in the Vic, dinner at night fusion.
03:32What, a drink at the Vic and a boat round the corner?
03:34What? Really? I thought you were going up west.
03:37Yeah, yeah, it's fine. I don't mind.
03:38Picnic in the park would do me, so...
03:40I know, I know, I'm just saying.
03:42I haven't a clue where Ian's taking me tonight.
03:45Yeah, I think that's what I like about him.
03:47He's actually quite mysterious, you know.
03:49There's a mercurial quality that I can't quite put my finger on.
04:01To be honest, I could do it with a couple more hours in bed.
04:04I feel like I've been run over our brewery.
04:06Where are you off to?
04:08I've just got a bit of running around to do.
04:10Er, Raymond's just having a bit of breakfast.
04:13Okay. Well, nothing sugary.
04:15The last thing I need is an over-energetic child on my bingo card today.
04:19I think Raymond's having a pack of biscuits.
04:22Are you serious?
04:23No.
04:24What are you doing, eh? We should be at school.
04:26Well, I thought maybe you'd like someone to come with you.
04:31Yeah, I'd love that.
04:33Erm, am I missing something?
04:35I've got an appointment with my specialist today.
04:38Signing off for my radiotherapy.
04:40Okay.
04:40What? You've been letting me bang on?
04:42How are you feeling?
04:43Yeah, I'm good.
04:44Yeah, good.
04:45You sure you don't want me to come with you?
04:47Nah, nah, I'm fine.
04:49We got this, eh?
04:50Of course you have.
04:51It's the cancer I feel sorry for.
04:53All right, come on, you.
04:53Best of luck.
04:55Let me know if you want picking up, yeah?
05:18Get away from me!
05:19Stop, please!
05:20Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie!
05:22Robbie, Robbie.
05:23It's just me.
05:24It's me.
05:25It's me.
05:26It's me.
05:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
05:30It was a dream.
05:32I just had it, my dream.
05:36You look so scared, mate.
05:39You and Eve, you get up.
05:42Look, you're going to feel better once the appointment for that mental health assessment comes through.
05:48I could get you some more of the meds to help you save in the meantime.
05:51No, no, I'm good.
05:52I'm good.
05:53Let's meet at the CAF, okay, after work.
05:56CAF sounds good.
05:58Oh.
05:58It's good.
06:00I'll see you later.
06:17Ripe plums and a delicious peach.
06:21Don't let granny.
06:23No, I've got nothing.
06:24I need to come back after I've had more coffee for the saucy bants.
06:28Hey.
06:29What are you doing there?
06:30You, if you play your cards right.
06:31There you go, still going.
06:36We should go out.
06:37We should do something.
06:38How about the Vic?
06:39See you can eat the most pints.
06:40I was thinking maybe we'd do something with Josh.
06:43No.
06:44Oh, okay.
06:44Well, I reckon you two need to spend more time alone together if you're going to bond.
06:49No, it's better with you there.
06:50I don't want to get in awkward again.
06:52Well, maybe you need to take your time with me.
06:55Yeah.
06:56Yeah, okay.
06:57Sounds good.
06:59Guess you're smarter than you look, aren't you?
07:01All anyone ever sees is handsome.
07:03They don't look for the genius under me.
07:30They don't look for the genius under me.
07:35And a very, very vindictive hangout.
07:39There's already been a couple of times this morning where he tried to take me out, you know.
07:42And I had to bop.
07:44And I had to weave.
07:45I had to strike back.
07:46Left, right, up, cocky, brown house.
07:48But I will win the day, you know.
07:50I will win the day.
07:51But right now, I've only got enough energy for one fight.
07:54And that fight is not what we do, Buffs.
07:56Yeah?
07:57I'm at work.
07:58We'll get someone to go back.
08:00How about you don't just get someone to look after your stool last minute, Kim?
08:04No.
08:05You need to arrange that kind of thing days in advance.
08:08People have things to do.
08:10Oh, hey!
08:11Simply!
08:12Can you look after Oscar's store this afternoon?
08:14Yeah.
08:14No.
08:15I'll see you at the salon at four.
08:17Bring a bacon sandwich and something fizzy, yeah?
08:20Josh?
08:20Yeah.
08:21I'll see you on this here.
08:22Josh!
08:23We're at the last stop.
08:24It'll be alert.
08:25Anything really gets taken.
08:26The last little briefing, guys.
08:28I'll take this one.
08:29Oh, you don't want that.
08:30Sorry?
08:31Honey bought that the other day.
08:33A pair of you would look like Billy's backing dancers.
08:35Um, this actually would pop it back.
08:37Do you want my money or not?
08:39All right.
08:41Don't say I didn't want you.
08:44Oh, yeah.
08:48Oh, uh, it didn't go through.
08:49Hold on, I just have to pop it in.
08:52Susan Mitchell.
08:54Isn't that Honey's name?
08:55Yeah.
08:56It's, um, Honey told me to treat myself because I've been going through her for a rough time lately.
09:01She's a really good friend.
09:04So kind.
09:05I could use a friend like that.
09:09Nervous?
09:10No.
09:12Not with you here.
09:18Sorry to keep you waiting.
09:20It's all right.
09:22So, you won't need to see me again.
09:24Which I'm sure is a relief.
09:28As previously discussed with your surgeon, the cancer is gone and your radiotherapy is complete.
09:34So I'm, I'm cured?
09:36It's a very positive outcome.
09:39Is she or not?
09:40What do you mean?
09:41You've completed the treatment.
09:43The cancer's gone and you can put all this behind you.
09:46So it's, it's gone.
09:50It's completely gone, yeah?
09:53You're going to be all right.
09:55Of course I am.
09:57You were fortunate for it to be caught early.
09:59You're still going to need a mammogram once a year for the next five years.
10:02But it's very good news.
10:05Time to look to the future now.
10:07Thank you, Doctor.
10:13Mum, that's brilliant.
10:21Oh, um, hey, Miss Fox.
10:23They're my crisps.
10:26Help yourself.
10:27Mm, no.
10:29Oh!
10:31Where's my back and drinks?
10:32Listen, okay, I can't leave Shrimpy too long.
10:35Oh, can't, can't, can't.
10:36What's before the negativity?
10:38Hmm?
10:39Why don't we talk about what we can do?
10:42Josh, station.
10:43Okay, so, um, let's have your jacket, please.
10:47Skyscraper.
10:48It's a tall man.
10:51Very tall.
10:52Yes, take a seat.
10:54Take a seat.
10:55I promise I'll be as quick as I can.
10:58No, we will take our time and get it right.
11:02Okay.
11:03I'm going to put the kettle on.
11:07So, I'm going to put this in and leave it for ten minutes and let it do its magic.
11:15Wicked, man.
11:15Wicked.
11:16You're not going to just leave him like that?
11:20Oh, um, sorry, sir.
11:21Do you want a coffee or anything?
11:23Forget the tea.
11:24Forget the coffee.
11:25You've got to massage that in properly.
11:27What if you're going to see the benefits?
11:28Come on.
11:29No, no massaging.
11:30That's fine, okay?
11:31Just let the goo do what it does.
11:33It's all goo.
11:35I don't like being touched.
11:37Oscar.
11:39I know that you would not go out of your way to wind me up.
11:46So, the fact that you are, I imagine that this is a very unhappy accident.
11:51Yeah?
11:51Because I've already told you that I am not feeling my normal, patient and calm self.
12:00So, if you stress me out anymore, one of us is going to go to the hospital and it's not
12:07going to be me.
12:08Do you understand?
12:09Now, get your hands in his hair.
12:11Massage it from the forehead all the way down to the name of his neck.
12:16Do you want a coffee?
12:17We've run out of coffee.
12:19Be slow, but be thorough.
12:21Yes, Miss Fux.
12:26It's my room.
12:30Oh.
12:34Oh.
12:36Oh.
12:38Oh.
12:40I've got to go.
12:44Oh, God.
12:46Oh, we're not done!
12:48Oh, I'm done, Kim.
12:49I'm very, very done!
12:56Oh, God.
12:57Oh, sorry.
13:01What's going on with that?
13:03So, we've been told we can start our early permanence training.
13:06It's all getting so real, isn't it?
13:08It is.
13:09Well, what's that mean?
13:10Well, it means that we get approved as both foster carers and potential adoptive parents,
13:16so we could end up, like, fostering a child while all the legal decisions are being made
13:20about whether they get returned to their birth families or whether we get to adopt them.
13:23That's kind of the gist of it.
13:25That's so exciting.
13:26Isn't it, Ravi?
13:28Ravi?
13:29Earth to Ravi.
13:33I've got to go home, OK?
13:35All right, I'll, um, I'll come in.
13:37No, no, I'll ask you.
13:41Oh!
13:42You all right?
13:45What's that all about?
13:47Oh, I think he's just been in it a bit.
13:49You know, he's not got a job, doesn't know what to do with himself.
13:53Well, I could use some help clearing out Penny's shop, if you want to earn a bit of cash in
13:57hand.
13:58Yeah, that's, yeah, I think he's definitely up for that.
14:02Do you know what?
14:02I'll give him a call now.
14:04Oh, do you know what?
14:04Just give it an hour or two, you know.
14:06I don't want him to think I suggested it, you know, that I'm talking behind his back.
14:10Yeah, no problem.
14:11Espresso, please, Marie.
14:20Told him, yeah?
14:21No, and I'm not going to.
14:23What?
14:23No, you just leave it, OK?
14:27Marie, Marie, I've actually gone over, I'm sorry.
14:35Why are the lights all off?
14:39How do you even know?
14:41Uh, Ricky called when he was finishing off at the hospital.
14:44Yeah, well done, sir.
14:45Oh, nailed it.
14:50Oh, you've got any ice, Bill?
14:53Not a lot, there's a little bit in the freezer.
14:55Well, listen, I'll go out and get some.
14:56No, no, no, it's your party, stay.
14:58I'll go.
14:59No, no, honestly, I'll go.
15:00I'll, um, I need a bit of air.
15:03It won't be long, all right?
15:04See you in a minute.
15:05Yeah.
15:05All right.
15:23Oh, look at us.
15:26We've both got a Prince Charming and we're both getting balls.
15:29Well, hopefully.
15:31Oh, you don't mind, do you?
15:32It's just that after I saw yours and I loved it so much and, well, it's not often that I
15:37find something that makes me feel so good about myself, so.
15:40Of course not.
15:42You look amazing.
15:43Oh, look at us.
15:46We're like two peas in a pod.
15:55Here he is.
15:57Orford's newest stripper.
16:00Hope they obeyed the no-touching rule.
16:04Okay.
16:05Looks like you want to be left alone as much as I do.
16:08Yeah, you're getting her running head, sir.
16:12What are you having?
16:13Oh, I'll just have a water, please.
16:15No, I won't.
16:16No.
16:17I'm going to have a white wine, please, darling.
16:19Um, large one.
16:24So, come on, then.
16:26Why are you drowning your sorrows?
16:30Vicking.
16:32Right.
16:33What have you done now?
16:36Cheers.
16:37Thanks, darling.
16:38Not feeling flush enough to buy me a drink, then?
16:41Sorry?
16:42Obviously, I'm not as much of a mate as that bee, am I?
16:44I'm not following you.
16:47Buying her dresses and whatnot.
16:49Wouldn't mind a little sugar mummy to look after me like that.
16:52Is she being serious?
16:54Honey, I've just told Will that he can't have that game as we promised him, because, well,
16:59you're out buying bee frocks.
17:01I think Penny's a little bit confused, Billy.
17:03Bee bought the same dress as me.
17:05I didn't pay for it.
17:06Oh, good.
17:07Well, she's sort of a few quid, is she?
17:10I mean, she's going to pay rent.
17:12To be honest, I was a little bit miffed.
17:14I mean, her buying the same dress as me, huh?
17:17Yeah.
17:18I'm not going to be wearing it at the same time, aren't I?
17:19Well, besides, trust me, if you walk into a room, it won't be Peter looking at.
17:30Cheers.
17:30Cheers.
17:31Vicky was going to tell Ross the truth this morning.
17:33And?
17:34What happened?
17:35No idea, but she has made her mind up, so I'm just going through with something that
17:40she's going to regret.
17:42I think Vicky's a complete idiot, knocking you back.
17:46Look at you.
17:47You're gorgeous.
17:49But you're more than that, you know?
17:51You're kind and funny.
17:54Ish.
17:54I think the best thing you can do now is just stay out of their way.
18:00You know, if she wants you, she knows where you are.
18:01Listen to you, old head on young shoulders.
18:03Old head on old shoulders?
18:05Behave.
18:06What are you doing in here anyway?
18:07Come on.
18:08Dishing out relationship advice.
18:10I'm celebrating.
18:12Really?
18:13What are we drinking to?
18:15Our radiotherapy's finished.
18:17I'm done.
18:18No.
18:19You let me sit here.
18:20Can we have two more, please?
18:23Why didn't you say something?
18:25Oh, do you know?
18:25Because it's just so nice to sit here talking about other things.
18:29Can I say something and it's really horrible?
18:32They're actually throwing a party for me right now at Phil's.
18:35Celebrating me, winning a battle.
18:37I didn't even know how to fight.
18:40Aren't you over the moon?
18:41Yeah, of course I have.
18:43But...
18:44Oh, I just can't stop thinking about what it would have been like.
18:48You know, if it had gone the other way.
18:51Is that weird?
18:52No, of course it ain't.
18:54Do you know what I was like when I got the HIV diagnosis?
18:57Like, I was trapped in that one second, just waiting for them to tell me what was wrong.
19:01And then, even when they told me, it was still always that fear there.
19:04You know, like someone breathing down the back of my neck.
19:08Just to let me know it was always there.
19:10Do you know, Zach, that's it.
19:12I think it's accepting the fact that it's always going to be a part of me.
19:15You know, even though I've got the all clear.
19:17That's normal, Sam, isn't it?
19:18Is it?
19:19It is.
19:20Of course you're going to get knocked down by this, but you'll get back up and treat that breath on
19:24your neck like it's starting this time.
19:27I mean it.
19:29HIV, cancer, they're things to be managed.
19:32Beaten.
19:33Look, from the moment we're born, we're dying.
19:36You should get that printed on a t-shirt.
19:38So you owe it to yourself, Sam, to live as hard as you can.
19:42This is Sam Mitchell, mate.
19:45You're a warrior.
19:47I don't feel like a warrior.
19:49I don't.
19:49I've been poked and prodded and scanned and poked again over the last few months.
19:56I just feel old.
19:58Knackered.
20:00I feel hollow.
20:01No.
20:02There's nothing hollow about you.
20:04You are full of life, Sam.
20:06You're full of fight.
20:09And you are beautiful as ever.
20:14Come on.
20:16You've got your starting pistol.
20:20How fast are you going to run?
20:28Everything all right?
20:29Yeah.
20:30Did Sam seem a bit off to you earlier?
20:34I don't know.
20:35Maybe this party weren't such a great idea.
20:37What do you mean?
20:37Well, you know, everyone in her face, the second she gets it, it might have been better to just take
20:44her for a drink, let her talk.
20:46No, she's right.
20:47She's probably just gone out for a walk to clear her head.
20:49What's taking, isn't it?
20:51Ah, love this tune.
20:53I don't know.
20:54I don't know.
20:55I don't know.
20:58I don't know.
20:59I don't know.
21:00I don't know.
21:08I don't know.
21:36Let's go.
21:47Let's go.
22:10Let's go.
22:11It's not cheap, is it?
22:12Hey, don't you worry about any of that, all right?
22:17No, I may just have a starter.
22:20No, but you can have what you want.
22:22This is our night out, okay?
22:25Me and you.
22:27Nothing's going to ruin it.
22:30Oh, it's so nice.
22:32I don't actually know why we've come here.
22:34I mean, I would have given us a discount at Beelzeels.
22:36Yeah, because sometimes, Ian, it's nice to sell finer things in there, isn't it?
22:41Good evening, guys.
22:42On tonight's Fusion.
22:43If you'd like to follow me.
22:48That's it.
22:49Okay.
22:50Yeah.
22:51I don't believe it.
22:54What are the chances?
22:56Well, we could sit here.
22:58I mean, you don't mind, do you, Billy?
23:00Because, budge up.
23:02Make a foursome.
23:03Wouldn't that be great?
23:03No.
23:04Yes, fine.
23:07Up there.
23:10Okay.
23:13Well, this has just turned out perfectly, hasn't it?
23:21Ooh, this does look nice, doesn't it?
23:29Hi.
23:34Has everybody come?
23:36Well, a party's not a party without the guest of honour now, is it?
23:41Oh, Denise, I'm so sorry.
23:42I...
23:43Look, let me help you clear up.
23:45Oh, no, no, no, no.
23:45Hey, hey, no.
23:47I've got this.
23:48You take a load off.
23:51Maybe a party was a lot to drop on you today.
23:54A minute.
23:55Oh, thank you.
23:56Here.
23:57Get that, Danielle.
23:58Cheers.
24:00Where's Phil?
24:02Oh, he's, er...
24:04He's upstairs.
24:06With Raymond running rings around him.
24:08I don't know where that boy gets his energy from.
24:10You're not gonna join me?
24:13Er...
24:14I just...
24:15Nah.
24:16After last night, I think it'll finish me off.
24:18Ooh.
24:21Maybe it's just a little sip.
24:25Oh.
24:27Mmm.
24:27Mmm.
24:29Oh, yes.
24:29That feels better.
24:32How are you feeling?
24:35You know, if it wasn't for you bribing me to go and get this checked out in the first place...
24:38No, I mean it.
24:40I don't know where I'd be right now.
24:43Yeah.
24:43Well, you're here.
24:45And you're clear.
24:47Yeah.
24:48I don't think I'd have been as brave as you.
24:51Brave?
24:53It's cancer, innit?
24:54I mean...
24:54I've been bricking it.
24:57I just think I've realised now that I'm not indestructible.
25:01I don't think I've ever really thought about ageing or...
25:04...or dying.
25:06We're not doing that today.
25:08You've beaten it.
25:10Yeah.
25:10Yes.
25:11I have.
25:12Yes.
25:14Do you know, a mate said to me...
25:17...we're dying from the moment that we're born.
25:20And it's right.
25:20So we've got to go out there and we've got to...
25:23...we've got to really live our life.
25:25Yeah?
25:27Good advice.
25:29Yeah.
25:30Still feel exhausted though.
25:31Oof.
25:32At least you've got an excuse.
25:35I have just felt knackered lately.
25:38Have you?
25:39Yeah, I'm going to go and get a check-up.
25:41But I know all they'll say is...
25:43Yes, we've, erm...
25:44We've had the results.
25:46You're ancient.
25:50Where did you disappear, officer, anyway?
25:53Oh, I just, er...
25:54Just wanted to liven myself up a little bit.
25:57Oh, yes.
25:58Feeling better, are we?
25:59Yes, I am.
26:01OK.
26:01Well, there you go.
26:03To you.
26:07Nailed it, babe.
26:11So, when I actually go round, the hamster's still there...
26:15But his house makes it, no, he's moved.
26:17Like, to America!
26:20Um, just, hold on a second.
26:22Who had the, erm...
26:23The Kelly money?
26:25They've charged us for everything on the menu twice.
26:27This is wrong.
26:29We need Denzel, baby.
26:30Oh, no.
26:31Shh.
26:31Don't worry about it.
26:32Listen, listen.
26:33Oh, no, this is for me.
26:34No, no, you can't do that, please.
26:36No, no, no, no.
26:36Go on.
26:37Yeah.
26:38Listen, we've had such a lovely time.
26:40You can't put a price on that.
26:42Yeah, let's not...
26:43Come in.
26:47Ian, Ian.
26:49You can't let her do that.
26:51He's quite a gentleman in me who says I shouldn't,
26:53but the, erm...
26:54The feminist side is much stronger.
26:55I'm an ally.
26:57Well, you look good in there, haven't you?
26:59Let's face it, I've had worse.
27:01Can I, erm, uh, 20% tip on that?
27:05Yeah.
27:06Yeah, of course.
27:07But you'll get it, right?
27:09Yeah, no.
27:10I really appreciate that.
27:11Yeah.
27:13That's it.
27:14Perfect.
27:16That's all done.
27:17No, thank you very much.
27:18Really appreciate that.
27:27Where's Ross?
27:29I don't want to talk about this again.
27:30I'm going to bed.
27:31Hold up.
27:32Hold up, please.
27:33I just want to say something.
27:36Just...
27:37You've got nothing to worry about.
27:38We're done.
27:40Yeah, go ahead with the wedding.
27:42I'll never mention it again, I swear.
27:43What's port this on?
27:45Just ain't going to be someone's plan B, Vic.
27:48Not like I'm going out and sat there twiddling my thumbs, is it?
27:50Did you nick a few pints and drag someone else down the alley, did ya?
27:55Well, you made up your mind, didn't ya?
27:58We all good, yeah?
27:59Yeah.
28:02Nothing getting in your way now.
28:04Hmm.
28:09Zach?
28:12What?
28:13What?
28:18I was...
28:21I was...
28:22I was...
28:28I was...
28:35I was...
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