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Emmerdale 1st April 2026
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00:00Welcome
00:02Welcome
00:02Welcome
00:03Welcome
00:05Welcome
00:06Welcome
00:17Welcome
00:29Carrots
00:31Parsnips
00:32Broadbeans
00:33Are you growing any grapes?
00:34Sadly not
00:35No
00:36That is a shame
00:37I could murder a massive glass of wine
00:39Oh hang on
00:40You own a pub
00:41Yeah I have to pay for that
00:45You still worried about Kim?
00:46No
00:47She's like Terminator isn't she
00:50My lot I'm worried about being in each other's throats
00:54Is Kim okay?
00:56Okay good good
00:57Don't worry about it
00:58I can move work around
01:00Right I'll see you soon
01:03Nothing alright?
01:04Yeah apart from her Kim being poisoned everything's fine
01:08Poisoned?
01:09Yeah apparently
01:10Sorry I've got to go
01:11Dawn's dropping the kids off at mine
01:16Who were you ringing?
01:17Well who'd you think?
01:28Hey
01:29Hey
01:31How's the patient?
01:33Err sleep, vomit, repeat for hours
01:36But she's asleep at the minute
01:38Have you been here all night?
01:40Yeah
01:41Laura's got Thomas
01:43Alright well
01:43Dawn's gonna be here soon
01:44She's just dropping off the kids with Billy
01:46So if er
01:47Laurel needs to work or anything
01:48Then
01:48I'm sure Billy won't mind another one
01:51Thanks
01:51I'll then
01:52I'll give her a call and let her know
01:55So was niece nice?
01:58The airport was lovely
02:01Hi
02:02How you both doing?
02:04Better than Kim
02:05Any update?
02:06Apparently she was poisoned
02:07I've double checked everything
02:08And Kim's symptoms still point to that
02:10I don't really understand
02:12Has she come into contact with
02:13Rat poison?
02:15Something else or?
02:17Kim ate some poisonous mushrooms
02:19Graham thinks someone spiked a meal yesterday
02:23So this was on purpose?
02:25Probably because a certain tree was cut down
02:32Who exactly was at that meal?
02:35Well it could have been from anything
02:36I mean she shovels down caviar like there's no tomorrow
02:39No Billy said she was poisoned
02:41It was deliberate
02:45The mushrooms
02:46What with them?
02:48What exactly did you put in those apple turnovers?
02:51Err apples
02:52Could have been a mushroom volivant
02:54They were freshly made thank you very much
02:56Listen if I'd have wanted to take her out
02:58I'd have just socked her on and saved on me washing up
03:00Might not have been anything she ate
03:03Yeah
03:03She necked loads of that wine you lot bought
03:06He wasn't trying to kill her
03:07We just wanted to show her up and it worked
03:09It was a ten quid box of vinegar decanted into a fancy bottle and bingo
03:13She didn't even notice
03:14So why were you banging on about Kim having an accident then?
03:17Getting rid of Kim before she changed her world
03:19It's classic Agatha Christie stuff this
03:21I wasn't seriously saying that I'd do her in
03:23You've been after that house since the day you got her
03:25You'd do anything
03:26Oh whatever
03:26Pimping out your gay sons not whatever
03:29Yeah that house is Motive
03:30Alright do you want to talk about Motive?
03:32You've got the biggest
03:33Losing your farm
03:35And Holly's tree
03:36You're trying to pin it on me to take the heat off yourself
03:38Or her
03:39The plot thickens
03:40I told you it wasn't me
03:42Oh come on Chaz
03:43You'd have had a full sale sign up at Home Farm within a day
03:46You wanted to punch her lights out the other week
03:48Right just admit it
03:49How can I admit to something that I haven't done?
03:52You'd never confess to anything if it kept you out of trouble
03:54How long did it take you to admit to sleeping with my wife?
03:57Okay
04:03It must have been someone at a dinner
04:06How many more times are these hillbillies going to come after me or one of mine?
04:11You concentrate on Kim and I'll go and sort them
04:15I appreciate it
04:24Hey
04:27You've been through hell
04:28Haven't you?
04:31Has Gabby told you what the doctor said?
04:35Didn't you need to phone Laurel?
04:37Oh yeah
04:38Thanks for reminding me
04:39Won't be long
04:44Could you get a tissue?
04:48Use it
04:50To wipe away those crocodile tears
04:55What's this?
04:57Snowman's nose, Chef
04:58Near enough
04:59Get chopping
05:00Understood
05:01Have you ever been able to do the speedy choppy thing that chefs do?
05:03No, it's just practice
05:04I suppose so
05:06I think the first time you ever squeezed an anal gland it took me forever
05:09But now it's like two minutes
05:10Tops
05:11What have I told you?
05:12No animal bums around for
05:13You do this and I'll show up
05:15Come on
05:17Is Rona still mad about yesterday?
05:20Well, I mean
05:21I think
05:21I think she preferred you not to have killed the cat
05:23But she's fine with it
05:24Check it didn't die, you know
05:27Anyway
05:29Thanks for today
05:30Before you called down I was feeling a little bit hopeless
05:32A little bit lost
05:34The only thing I had to look forward to is taking Eve to the dentist
05:37Distraction's my middle name
05:38Well, it's not, is it?
05:39Sebastian
05:42Listen
05:43It's all going to work out
05:44It is
05:45The courtesy sense
05:46Your dad
05:46Dylan
05:47You
05:48You're all going to get off
05:49And you can get back to
05:50Fixing hamsters and other furry things
05:53Yeah
05:54Thank you
05:54Hopefully
05:56I couldn't imagine my life without anal glands again
06:05Stop this right now
06:07Whoever did this, just admit it
06:09Exactly what I was going to say
06:11Er, you're not allowed back here
06:14Bob said it was fine
06:15Bob's not the boss
06:16Get out
06:17And miss all this fun
06:18How's Kim?
06:20Not good
06:21Poisoned food has that kind of effect
06:23So not the wine?
06:25That's interesting
06:26The doctors said it was the mushrooms
06:29Where did you get them from?
06:32Well, it weren't me, if that's what you're thinking
06:34I didn't poison her
06:35Says the husband to the woman
06:37Set to inherit a multi-million pound house
06:39Oh, shut up, Sam won't do this
06:41I wouldn't be surprised if you put him up to it
06:42You've never been Kim's greatest fan
06:44Oh, people in glass houses, mate
06:46In fact, all you bumpkins probably cooked up this little scheme to get rid of Kim and move in
06:52Get out now
06:53Do what he says, otherwise I'm going to rip out your tongue
06:55Yeah, and he'll chuck you through that window
06:58You've all just proved my point
07:02Sam, where did you get them mushrooms?
07:06Are you going to tell them or me?
07:10Me then?
07:11Kane told me where to find him
07:13I just stupidly did what he said
07:15You did this
07:19This isn't an act, OK?
07:21I flew here especially
07:22To finish me off properly
07:24I wasn't even here
07:27You pretended you were in Chicago when you stole Caleb's kidney
07:31I wouldn't put anything past you
07:33You know this is insane
07:34I was on a flight, OK?
07:36You don't believe me
07:37Ask Dawn when she gets here
07:39Why would I do any of this?
07:41To discredit Lydia
07:43So as I change my will
07:45And you get home farm
07:46I don't need to discredit her, OK?
07:48Her family do a good enough job of that as is
07:51Graham thinks it was one of them
07:53Some kind of twisted revenge for pulling down their tree
07:57So we all have to suffer because of you
07:59Because you can't leave anything alone
08:01Just go
08:03Look, I get it
08:05OK?
08:06I do
08:08Old me would have done anything it takes to win
08:10But you know me
08:13You're the only person who's
08:15Known me and let me stay
08:17I wouldn't hurt you, OK?
08:19Not for anything
08:20Not for the house
08:20So I'm going to stay here
08:22Until you accept that
08:26Well, the kids are all settled and fine
08:27Which is more than can be said for you two
08:37Fine
08:38I told Sam where to pick the mushrooms
08:40But I didn't think they'd nearly see Kim off
08:42I don't believe you
08:43Well, believe what you like
08:45You've hated Kim for ages
08:46To be fair, we all hate Kim
08:48It hates a strong word
08:50Like he said before
08:51Kim took the farm off you
08:53Chopped down Holly's tree
08:55You really think I'm a killer, Sam?
08:58I think you could be, yeah
09:02I thought you knew me better than that
09:04Yeah, I thought I did or not
09:21Stop fussing
09:23I'm just uncomfortable enough
09:26Fine, leave me alone
09:29Please tell me I'm being discharged
09:32That's not my call
09:33I'm just on a break
09:35So I thought I'd pop in
09:36And see how you're all doing
09:37Yeah, we're all right
09:38Thank you
09:39Now you have the authority
09:41To let me leave
09:42Not quite yet, I'm afraid
09:43But your test results are back
09:45So I wanted to update you
09:46Well, you're only going to tell me
09:48What I already know
09:49But go on
09:50We've confirmed it's acute gastritis
09:53Severe inflammation of the stomach lining
09:56Yes, fine
09:56But what did I eat to cause it?
09:59It wasn't anything you ate
10:00We discovered a high level of painkillers
10:03In your system
10:04So not the mushrooms then?
10:06Sorry?
10:07Well, Jacob said it was caused by mushrooms
10:09I think there's been a miscommunication
10:12I think there's been a misunderstanding
10:15Admittedly, these symptoms are very similar
10:16To the ones that you were initially told
10:18But this is very different
10:19And this comes from the overuse of painkillers
10:22So you did this to yourself?
10:24Course not
10:25She's not stupid
10:26Miss Tate, I'm sure you understand
10:27That we would never advise
10:29Taking additional painkillers
10:30Without medical guidance
10:32And if the original prescription
10:33Wasn't controlling the pain
10:35I haven't been taking extra pills
10:37I'm not some decrepit old woman
10:40Popping tablets willy-nilly
10:42Okay
10:42Well, I'll have to take your word for it
10:44Yes, you will
10:46I'm so sorry
10:48Jacob
10:48Your time be better used somewhere else
10:50I think
10:52Sure
10:56I am truly sorry for the confusion
10:58And I will be speaking with the person
11:00Who misinformed you
11:01And I'll bring you information
11:02On how to make a formal complaint
11:04If you want to
11:05And I will come back personally
11:06To check on you later
11:12You're not actually going to make a complaint about Jacob, are you?
11:14Who will just apologise?
11:16I'll think about it
11:18Maybe ring Graham
11:20Tell him to call off the dogs
11:21Let Lydia know too
11:23Sure
11:30Go on
11:31Spit it out
11:32I guess Jacob isn't the only person
11:35Who owes someone an apology
11:37Is he?
11:43So if your mum asks
11:44We had the cake
11:45After the dentist
11:47It's alright
11:49Oh, is the cake short stuff?
11:50Yeah, your dad's got skills, eh?
11:53Can you make this for my birthday?
11:55Erm, we'll see
11:56Go and brush your teeth
11:57Get your coat on
12:00Same time tomorrow?
12:01Er, no
12:02Bit rude
12:03I'm not being rude
12:05I just want to spend as much time as I can with Eve
12:07And Leo
12:07And Dylan
12:08And everyone
12:08Mate, you can't think like that
12:10You're not going anywhere
12:11I know I'm not
12:13This coat thing
12:14Whenever it is
12:16It's not the end
12:17It's just the
12:17It's the bit I need to get through
12:18To get back to being a vet
12:20So I want to spend the free time
12:21That I do have with my family
12:23There's my paddy
12:39No one's going anywhere
12:41Until this is sorted
12:46Just admit it, Cain
12:47Then we can all go home
12:50Hi
12:51Everything okay?
12:52Oh dear, has Kim died?
12:54No
12:55I thought that you should know that it was painkillers
12:58Sorry?
13:00With Kim, the reason she was in hospital
13:01It wasn't to do with anything that she ate or drank
13:04And I know you've been super worried
13:06So I thought I should tell you as soon as possible
13:08Right, thanks for letting us know
13:10Right, no worries
13:13Don't even say it
13:15You whole people
13:17Right, I'm going to go see her
13:19What?
13:20Sam, this has all been about building bridges
13:22And I'm going to continue to do so
13:24Even if it kills me
13:24And you need to do the same with your brother
13:30I didn't know you were still on painkillers
13:33Unfortunately, yes
13:34And my leg's still giving me serious problems
13:38And in my world, weakness is blood in the water
13:42With the shark being Graham
13:45He's part of it, yeah
13:48But it's everything
13:49I mean, the business, the house, the estate
13:52None of it runs itself
13:54Well, obviously, something's gone wrong with the tablets
13:57I can assure you
13:58It definitely wasn't me
14:00I've still got all my faculties
14:02Okay, well, when we're back
14:03I'm watching you like a hawk
14:05We need to pick up the kids
14:09Send them my love
14:13In case you're wondering
14:15What that word is that you're searching for
14:17It begins with an S
14:20Ends in a Y
14:23Sorry
14:25Oh, wow
14:28You want me to call the doctor?
14:29That'll look painful
14:32I am sorry, Joe
14:35I should have taken a step back
14:37Thought about it properly
14:39It's fine
14:41It's our default
14:42Always has been
14:45Then can we break that habit?
14:48When things go wrong, and they will
14:51We pull together, not apart
14:53We fight on the same side
14:57Family
14:59Sounds good
15:05Indulge me, Jacob
15:06What is a differential?
15:08A possible diagnosis, but I thought you'd definitely...
15:12You've got one thing right today, at least
15:13A differential is a possible diagnosis
15:16It is not a conclusion, and it's definitely not a green light to open your mouth and terrify a patient
15:22I know that, and I did say we were still waiting on tests, but...
15:25But nothing
15:26Your action suggests a rather creative interpretation of basic medical protocol
15:31Tomorrow you will apologise to Miss Tate, fully and sincerely
15:35Of course
15:37And grovel if you have to
15:39We don't want a lawsuit on our hands
15:43Look
15:47I'm not blaming you
15:48But you really did seem adamant that it was...
15:52Are you trying to dodge responsibility?
15:54No
15:55But I don't understand why you can't remember how certain you were
15:58Jacob
16:00I do not distort facts to protect myself
16:03I wasn't suggesting
16:04I was speaking
16:06You are my student
16:08And this means that your mistakes don't float off into the ether
16:12They land squarely at my feet
16:14And I refuse to let your lapse of judgement suggest
16:18That I tolerate sloppiness
16:19Or that I reward incompetence
16:22Oh no, Jacob
16:22This is not a communications issue
16:24This is a judgement issue
16:28I'm really sorry
16:29Never put me in that position again
16:31I won't
16:32You can go now
16:35And don't embarrass me even more by forgetting to apologise tomorrow
16:55It's the one for me
16:57Get your own
17:07There's none left
17:08I know
17:17I'm sorry
17:20Shove it
17:20Shove it
17:21But I am
17:22Really
17:24For
17:27For
17:28For
17:28Thinking the worst of you
17:31I know you'd never kill anyone
17:34And I know you'd never throw me under the bus either
17:37Not ever
17:39No
17:42I just thought you'd
17:44You know, back me
17:46Be on my side
17:47No matter what
17:51Even if you had done something to Kim
17:54I would have been on your side
17:56At the end
17:57Like always
18:01I need you Sam
18:04Like I need everyone
18:06Especially now
18:07You've got me
18:10I promise
18:14When's the hop again
18:15When's the hop again?
18:16Next week
18:19You wanna talk about it?
18:23All I do is talk about it
18:26Alright then
18:28Well
18:28We won't
18:30But
18:30These big things with hairs growing out of him
18:36Are there
18:37If you need them
18:39Day or night
18:44Cheers
18:47Cheers
18:48Cheers
18:52I'm so glad you're on the mend
18:54I worried myself sick that I could have poisoned you
18:57Well
18:57At least you'd have inherited my house
18:59Silver linings
19:00No jokes
19:01And in fact you can take me out of the will
19:03I don't want home farm
19:04It's caused nothing but misery
19:06The fact you're sat here
19:08Worried for me
19:09Only makes me more determined
19:12You are the most generous decent woman I know
19:16And my best friend
19:18You deserve all the good things that come your way
19:21So no
19:22It stays as it is
19:25Oh
19:26And for the record
19:28I never thought I'm here because of you
19:30Or any of your family
19:32I mean it
19:36But I did suspect others
19:39But that's wrong
19:40I've got to admit that
19:41Not everyone's plotting against you Kim
19:43Even Graham was fighting your corner
19:45Was he?
19:45Yeah he was on a mission to find out who'd done this to you
19:48Well he can call off the manhunt now
19:52We might never understand what happened
19:55Room for another
19:57Pull up a pew
19:58Closest thing to whine I could get past the nurses
20:04Look well?
20:05Don't lie I look dreadful
20:08Anyway I'm glad you're not dead
20:11Touching
20:12In it's own blunt way
20:16So you poisoned yourself then?
20:18Oh for the last time
20:20No I didn't
20:21Well we've all done it
20:22Tech and tablets then forgotten and then necked some more
20:25Well you might
20:25Oh of course yeah
20:27Kim Tate
20:28Never wrong
20:29Must be exhausting being indestructible all the time
20:32I mean come on
20:34You are allowed a day off
20:36What other explanation is there?
20:38You know you really need to start looking after yourself
20:40Especially now considering
20:42Careful
20:45But I suppose
20:46Suppose what?
20:48I run an estate
20:50A business
20:51A family
20:54I'm always in charge
20:55Always pushing ahead
20:57I tell myself I don't make mistakes
21:00That I can keep going
21:02Without consequence
21:06But this time
21:10There was no enemy
21:12No plotting
21:13No poison plate
21:16Just me moving too fast
21:20So maybe
21:22On this occasion
21:25I did do all this to myself
21:32Sadly the double dose ones didn't work
21:36No no
21:37I don't need any more pills
21:40I'll have to find another way to get rid of this
21:44This pain in the neck
21:54And if you can't get enough of Emmerdale, why not take a guided tour of the Emmerdale Village?
22:00You can find all the details at emmerdalevillagetour.co.uk
22:05And we've Coronation Street after the break
22:09If you live in the car in the car team
22:10No Cars
22:14Where we keep the light from выпed
22:14Because of the car team
22:14There's this activity in the car at the center of the aventure
22:15month
22:16And from this occasion
22:21It's fantastic
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