- 14 minutes ago
First broadcast 5th/12th April 1998.
Saira Todd - Gabrielle Holmes
Tracy Whitwell - Angie Gill
Dorian Healy - Garry McGreer
Jo McInnes - Jo Mullen
Marsha Thomason - Shazza Pearce
Ralph Ineson - Luke Mullen
Lorraine Ashbourne - Geraldine Powell
Tim Dantay - Dave Powell
James Ellis - Mr Mullen
Elizabeth Spriggs - Mrs Mullen
Lesley Sharp - Theresa Mullen
Chris Walker - Matthew Mullen
Anne Reid - Mrs Gill
Tim Wylton - Mr Gill
David Hounslow - Inspector Newbourne
Debra Stephenson - Diane Powell
John Thomson - Eddie Ryan
Ricky Tomlinson - Jim Pratt
James Nesbitt - John Dolan
Melanie Hill - Rita Dolan
Tom Moore - Martin Dolan
Emma Rydal - Micky
Jo McInnes - Jo Mullen
Brigit Forsyth - Francine Pratt
Arthur Cox - Organist
Richard Howard - Father Thomas
Nicholas Gleaves - Rick Powell
Debbie Biggins - Additional Team Member
Collette Cooper - Additional Team Member
Sandra Evans - Additional Team Member
Fiona Johnson - Additional Team Member
Sara Poyzer - Additional Team Member (as Sara Poyzner)
Saira Todd - Gabrielle Holmes
Tracy Whitwell - Angie Gill
Dorian Healy - Garry McGreer
Jo McInnes - Jo Mullen
Marsha Thomason - Shazza Pearce
Ralph Ineson - Luke Mullen
Lorraine Ashbourne - Geraldine Powell
Tim Dantay - Dave Powell
James Ellis - Mr Mullen
Elizabeth Spriggs - Mrs Mullen
Lesley Sharp - Theresa Mullen
Chris Walker - Matthew Mullen
Anne Reid - Mrs Gill
Tim Wylton - Mr Gill
David Hounslow - Inspector Newbourne
Debra Stephenson - Diane Powell
John Thomson - Eddie Ryan
Ricky Tomlinson - Jim Pratt
James Nesbitt - John Dolan
Melanie Hill - Rita Dolan
Tom Moore - Martin Dolan
Emma Rydal - Micky
Jo McInnes - Jo Mullen
Brigit Forsyth - Francine Pratt
Arthur Cox - Organist
Richard Howard - Father Thomas
Nicholas Gleaves - Rick Powell
Debbie Biggins - Additional Team Member
Collette Cooper - Additional Team Member
Sandra Evans - Additional Team Member
Fiona Johnson - Additional Team Member
Sara Poyzer - Additional Team Member (as Sara Poyzner)
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00:00:05Are you sure about this?
00:00:09Positive.
00:00:19I didn't know where it's killing me.
00:00:21What have you done?
00:00:24One of them fantasy bastards booted me.
00:00:26No, you alright?
00:00:28What are you doing?
00:00:30Oh, be careful, we're there!
00:00:32Don't miss you!
00:00:34Cheers, Luke!
00:01:03Oh, God, you frighten me!
00:01:07What are you doing?
00:01:09What's it look like?
00:01:13What have you done to your aunt?
00:01:17Cut it.
00:01:19Cut it.
00:01:32Why him?
00:01:36To hurt me even more?
00:01:46No.
00:01:49Why then?
00:01:59We didn't do anything.
00:02:04He's got loads of wires and tools and things.
00:02:07And he's got these 17 stitches on it inside.
00:02:11And he's got ten big staples up the middle of it.
00:02:14I know, cos I counted them.
00:02:16And I don't know whether they've stuck this balloon thing in.
00:02:22Or they might have just given his heart and he's a good blaster.
00:02:27I like you.
00:02:29You what?
00:02:31I said I might do.
00:02:32Might do what?
00:02:35I might go back and see me dad.
00:02:38What was that?
00:02:39Bet you've knacked it up.
00:02:40Must have a leak.
00:02:42Hey, what do you think about us getting through to FA Cup final, then?
00:02:45I'm bloody tastic, that's what.
00:02:47Only trouble is, we're playing Kilburn, they're top at league, so we stand no chance.
00:02:50Still, it would be good to get this far, won't it?
00:02:53You don't think it's Brooke, do you?
00:02:56I think it's...
00:02:59Well, it's not happy, is it?
00:03:02I've got my dad's pyjamas.
00:03:04What about my mum's clothes?
00:03:06You can get them, I don't know what she wants.
00:03:08Well neither do I.
00:03:09You're not going to hospital in all, are you?
00:03:11Yeah, I wanna be there when he comes round.
00:03:13Hey, you'd better come with us and I'll get that leg looked at in casualty.
00:03:16Nah, it'll be alright, it'll just be a spra-
00:03:18Ow!
00:03:19Shit in hell, it's got worse!
00:03:25I'm sorry.
00:03:26Sorry's not good enough, Geraldine.
00:03:29Sorry he doesn't stop this empty feeling in me gut.
00:03:33Sorry he doesn't put things right.
00:03:37I don't know what else to say.
00:03:39I bloody loved you!
00:03:41I worshipped the ground you walked on and I'd done anything for you, anything!
00:03:45No, Dave, you wouldn't.
00:03:48I begged you to go to see that counsellor with me, but you wouldn't.
00:03:51You wouldn't have sex, Geraldine.
00:03:53That's what you wanted me to go and see her about.
00:03:55Well, it's not so important to me.
00:03:58Things that have got right on their own, but you have to keep bringing it up, making a big deal
00:04:02out of it.
00:04:02It is a big deal, Dave.
00:04:04It was nothing!
00:04:05Everyone goes through phases when they're not jumping on each other every two minutes.
00:04:09It was over a year.
00:04:12How long did you expect me to wait?
00:04:14Forever!
00:04:16It's not as though I didn't cuddle you.
00:04:19Tell you how much I loved you.
00:04:21What the bloody hell's a screw when you're sharing your life with someone?
00:04:25And that's all it was, Dave.
00:04:26A screw.
00:04:28I never gave him any of me.
00:04:30I love you, Dave.
00:04:32I've always loved you.
00:04:33He's me brother, Geraldine.
00:04:35I can't stand feeling like this.
00:04:39All I can see is you and him together.
00:04:41It wasn't what you think.
00:04:42You killed all my feelings.
00:04:44Please don't say that.
00:04:45I don't respect you anymore.
00:04:48Oh, you don't mean that.
00:04:49God, don't you understand?
00:04:51Get off me!
00:04:52Don't touch me!
00:04:54Don't come near me!
00:04:55Ever again!
00:05:07So let's get this straight.
00:05:10Am I seducing you?
00:05:11Are you seducing me?
00:05:13Whichever.
00:05:16I'll go, then.
00:05:23Get in the bath.
00:05:25Get in the bath.
00:05:26Get in the bath.
00:05:26Get in the bath.
00:05:27Get in the bath.
00:05:28Get in the bath.
00:05:29Get in the bath.
00:05:31I didn't want you to be one of them unmarried mothers with no life of your own.
00:05:36You were clever.
00:05:37You could have gone to college or anything.
00:05:39I couldn't have just gone off and left her.
00:05:41But you were just a baby yourself.
00:05:43I wanted you to go out and enjoy yourself dancing and playing football.
00:05:49I know you did it for the right reasons, ma'am, but it didn't stop me yearning for her.
00:05:55I thought it was for the best.
00:05:58You're a bit like me, really.
00:06:01I could never let go.
00:06:03I had all these feelings for her, you see, and I didn't know what to do with them.
00:06:10I used to go up to her bedroom of a night and stand there looking at her sleeping in her
00:06:16cot.
00:06:16And I used to think me heart were going to burst.
00:06:22Why didn't you tell me?
00:06:24I'm your mother.
00:06:25You should have said something.
00:06:28I don't know.
00:06:30I couldn't.
00:06:33I know this sounds stupid, but I used to feel like you weren't me, ma'am, anymore.
00:06:38Like, all the love you had for me had gone to our door.
00:06:44Then I failed you.
00:06:47No.
00:06:48You haven't.
00:06:50You did what you thought were right.
00:06:55I only ever wanted you to be happy.
00:07:11What?
00:07:11Hiya, Dad.
00:07:13Hey, I brought you your pajamas.
00:07:17Wait, Jimmy.
00:07:19Can you hear me?
00:07:20How are you feeling, Dad?
00:07:22I'll not be doing the river dance tonight.
00:07:26Where am I?
00:07:27You're in intensive care. You've had an operation.
00:07:31What day is it?
00:07:32Sunday.
00:07:34Sunday?
00:07:36Shouldn't you two be at the match?
00:07:38Listen to him. He's been at death's door.
00:07:41And all he's bothered about is flaming football.
00:07:43I've been to match, Dad.
00:07:45And?
00:07:46And we won.
00:07:48I hope you realise that you've had us all frightened to death.
00:07:52I frightened myself, too.
00:07:55But maybe that's no bad thing. You two seem...
00:07:58No bad thing?
00:07:59Lord, will you listen to the old fool?
00:08:01You've had a heart attack.
00:08:03Have you seen the size of the cut on your chest, for heaven's sake?
00:08:06The first sawing you in half.
00:08:08Don't, ma'am.
00:08:09I've a few things to get straight with you, Jimmy Mullin.
00:08:12You don't go and leave me.
00:08:14Do you hear? I go first.
00:08:16Yes, love.
00:08:17And I'm not ready to go yet.
00:08:19No, love.
00:08:20So we'll have no more of these shenanigans.
00:08:22Right, love.
00:08:23That's the end of it.
00:08:24And there's no more cigarettes.
00:08:26Oh, no.
00:08:27Yes.
00:08:27And there's no more pork belly fat.
00:08:30I've been reading a leaflet.
00:08:32It's salads from now on.
00:08:34It's lettuce and fresh greens.
00:08:36And I'm to see that you get every one of your vitamins.
00:08:39You'll have me chasing you around the kitchen table again.
00:08:42Will you give over in front of the children?
00:08:45We're not children, ma'am.
00:08:49Come and give your old man a kiss.
00:08:50No.
00:08:57No.
00:08:59No.
00:09:07No.
00:09:37Thanks for coming home.
00:09:39I know that I want to make things better between us.
00:09:42Because I...
00:09:43I want to try and be a mother to you.
00:09:48A mother to me?
00:09:50What would you know about that?
00:09:53I gave birth to you.
00:09:55And that's all you did.
00:09:57You were quick enough to hand me over to someone else.
00:10:00It's a shame you couldn't have left me an island with me great granny.
00:10:02That'd have solved everything.
00:10:05You've no idea, have you?
00:10:07It's you that's got no idea.
00:10:09You can't become a mother to someone who's nearly 20.
00:10:37I don't know what to do, Dave.
00:10:42How many times did you screw him?
00:10:48I don't think that's...
00:10:49How many?
00:10:51A dozen?
00:10:54Ten?
00:10:55Twice a week for the last ten years?
00:10:58How many?
00:11:00Three.
00:11:02And I didn't watch him.
00:11:04Alex!
00:11:05You were round the back of the pub.
00:11:07Going at it like a couple of bloody animals.
00:11:10And there was me inside the pub wondering where the bloody hell you were.
00:11:16Worried in case you didn't have a drink like some sad, pathetic bastard!
00:11:21It wasn't like that.
00:11:23Wasn't it?
00:11:24Then you tell me what it was like with this big shot bullet breaker!
00:11:29You tell me!
00:11:46Just!
00:11:50Oh!
00:11:53Oh!
00:11:55Oh!
00:11:57Oh!
00:11:59Oh!
00:12:00Bloody hell.
00:12:01Don't believe you just did that!
00:12:04Oh!
00:12:05Oh!
00:12:06Oh!
00:12:09Ah!
00:12:09Mmm!
00:12:09Bloody hell, don't believe you just did that!
00:12:12You made me come.
00:12:14Yeah?
00:12:15Well, what's so strange about that, Gabby?
00:12:19It's never happened before.
00:12:22What?
00:12:24Never?
00:12:26Not with someone in the same room.
00:12:28You're kidding me.
00:12:31Listen, you don't have to say that just, do you?
00:12:33I'm not.
00:12:33It's truth.
00:12:43There's no way I'm keeping this thing on for five frigging week.
00:12:46You've got to.
00:12:47Bollocks.
00:12:47I've got a final in a fortnight.
00:12:49You've got to give it to our demand.
00:12:51I just think next time you might get picked to play for England.
00:12:53No, he's a dicker, is that manager?
00:12:55Well, he picked our joke.
00:12:56He never did.
00:12:57Well, that's what she told Theresa when she ran.
00:12:59Sneaky little cow.
00:13:01Wait till I tell rest.
00:13:03I'll come tomorrow after me band practice.
00:13:05And I'll be here about eight.
00:13:06Just ring me at work if you need anything.
00:13:08Yes, I will.
00:13:09What about you, Joe, love?
00:13:10What are you going to do?
00:13:11Oh!
00:13:13Shitty Nora!
00:13:14Sorry.
00:13:15Hiya, Dad.
00:13:17Here you are, ma'am.
00:13:18What have you done?
00:13:19It's not broke, is it?
00:13:20Oh, it's just a little crack.
00:13:22This'll be off in time for the final.
00:13:23Well, that's not what doctors...
00:13:24Hiya, Mr Mullen.
00:13:26Oh, God, you look like death warmed up.
00:13:30Thank you, love.
00:13:31PHONE RINGS
00:13:34Oh.
00:13:39Where are you going?
00:13:41Work.
00:13:42I'll phone you.
00:13:43Leave your mobile on.
00:13:47Find out about my promotion this afternoon.
00:13:50I'll get it.
00:13:52Can I wear this?
00:13:53Of course I can.
00:13:57When do you realise you were gay then?
00:14:00When I was about five, I suppose.
00:14:03Five?
00:14:04About that.
00:14:06I remember all the little boys were chasing after all the little girls in the playground
00:14:10and I wanted to chest them and all.
00:14:13So you've never been out with a bloke then?
00:14:15Never.
00:14:20There'll be enough hot water left for a bath.
00:14:35There'll be enough hot water left for a bath.
00:14:38No, thanks.
00:14:46A cup of tea?
00:14:48No, thanks.
00:14:49I'm alright.
00:14:52Well, you've got to have something to drink.
00:14:55I've had plenty to drink.
00:14:59This'll be for you.
00:15:01You're there, Dave.
00:15:02Yeah, I've got a job for you.
00:15:04Lee, Dad.
00:15:06Hello, Dave.
00:15:07You're there, mate.
00:15:07Pick it up.
00:15:08Hello, Alan.
00:15:10I'm not coming in to work today.
00:15:12I'm just having a couple of days off.
00:15:15Cheers, mate.
00:15:22You're planning something, aren't you?
00:15:27You're going to be late and for work.
00:15:29If you're not going in to work, then neither am I.
00:15:32Oh, that would be a first.
00:15:34How will they manage without you?
00:15:41You've always resented me running my dad's garage, haven't you?
00:15:45I resent how you've changed since you took it on.
00:15:49Right.
00:15:50How have I changed?
00:15:51Come on, then.
00:15:52Tell me.
00:15:53You've never got time for anyone.
00:15:56All you think about is your franchise or your yearly figures.
00:15:59Bollocks!
00:16:00When you worked at Epworth's, you used to come home and that were it.
00:16:03We'd go up to the pub, we'd have a Chinese, we'd have a laugh.
00:16:08No, it's all work and football.
00:16:09I'm third up list.
00:16:11Yeah, I know what it feels like.
00:16:12I was third on the list when you had the shop and played golf every weekend.
00:16:16But did you ever hear me going on about it?
00:16:18The bottom line is, Dave, you don't like the idea of me earning more money than you.
00:16:24I don't care how much you were.
00:16:27Then why are you always making little quips about it?
00:16:31Ask Geraldine.
00:16:32She'll get them in.
00:16:32She's loaded.
00:16:34Mrs Moneybags will see you right, won't you, Geraldine?
00:16:37Hi, it's Belinda.
00:16:38I don't know what's been going on here, Geraldine, but shore and wind is all boarded up.
00:16:42You're probably on your way in, so I'll speak to you soon.
00:16:44Ta-ra.
00:16:45You'd better ring her back.
00:16:48I never made you feel bad about losing the shop.
00:16:51It wasn't my fault.
00:16:52It was a recession.
00:16:53I never said it was.
00:16:55I wanted you to help me run the garage, but you wouldn't.
00:16:59Oh, no, let's be honest about this, Geraldine.
00:17:01You wanted me to be your manager, to work for you.
00:17:04There's a difference.
00:17:05What's wrong with that?
00:17:06It's better than driving a taxi.
00:17:08I work for myself.
00:17:10I choose what I do if I want to go into work or take the day off.
00:17:14I'm my own boss.
00:17:15I'm at nobody's beck and call.
00:17:17Me and my beck and call?
00:17:18That's what you mean?
00:17:19Yeah, that's right.
00:17:20I do.
00:17:20I'm not going to be your lackey.
00:17:22Why?
00:17:22Because I'm a woman?
00:17:24Oh, you know what your problem is, Dave?
00:17:26You've got an ego the size of a circus tent.
00:17:29And do you know what your problem is?
00:17:33You're a whore and a slut.
00:17:41BELL RINGS
00:17:42BELL RINGS
00:17:51GERALDINE
00:17:52GERALDINE
00:17:52If you're there, will you pick up phone?
00:17:54It's urgent.
00:17:56Oh.
00:17:57GERALDINE
00:17:59Oh, shit.
00:18:01I've left a message on your mobile.
00:18:03I don't know what to do.
00:18:05Mr Forrester's wrong to say he's coming to collect his car
00:18:07But it's covered in glass and the bumper's all scratched
00:18:10It's me
00:18:11Tell Mr Forrester there's going to be a bit of a delay
00:18:14Get Ken on the job as soon as he comes in
00:18:16And about the window, don't bother with a quote
00:18:18Just get someone who can do it straight away
00:18:26Was that really the first time?
00:18:27You're loving this, aren't you?
00:18:29Yeah
00:18:30I know I sleep around a bit
00:18:32But it's the God's honest truth
00:18:36I've faked that many orgasms
00:18:38I could put Meg Ryan to shame
00:18:41Why? I can't believe it, you of all people
00:18:44Well, there you go
00:18:47The worst is after, when they ask what it was like
00:18:49Go into graphic detail about it all
00:18:53Colours, muscle contractions, throbbing sensations, flying
00:18:57I make it all up
00:18:59I'm an expert
00:19:01Flying?
00:19:02Why don't you just tell them they're crap
00:19:04They can't all be crap
00:19:08Maybe it's just me
00:19:11Maybe I'm gay
00:19:13Course you are
00:19:15We don't always know when we're five
00:19:16Sometimes it takes a bit longer
00:19:20It's not so bad, you know
00:19:21Loving a woman
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:31What's it look like?
00:19:32Oh dear
00:19:33Look, I had to answer the phone
00:19:35You know what Belinda's like
00:19:36It's got nothing to do with you answering the phone
00:19:40I'm not going into work
00:19:42You do what you like
00:19:47You're not leaving me
00:19:49Look, we can sort this out
00:19:52Right, we've just got to keep talking about it
00:19:55Dave, are you listening to me?
00:19:57Will you stop doing that?
00:19:59I'm talking to you
00:20:00I don't want to hear
00:20:01Well, you're going to have to
00:20:03Get off me
00:20:05Bitch, I'm bleeding at you
00:20:06And I'm bleeding at you too
00:20:08I want you all in my life, do you?
00:20:10You're back, you coward
00:20:10I don't want to ever see you again
00:20:12Go on
00:20:12Let me see you be a man for a change
00:20:14You're not worth it, love
00:20:16Aren't I?
00:20:17Right then
00:20:19Do you want to know what it was like with your brother?
00:20:21Eh?
00:20:21He was bigger
00:20:23And ten times better than you
00:20:25Bloody animal
00:20:26Screw you
00:20:27Shut it
00:20:28Shut it
00:20:29Shut your filthy animal
00:20:30Shut your filthy animal
00:20:32Shut your filthy mouth
00:20:33Shut it
00:20:34Shut it
00:20:35Shut it
00:21:08Shut it
00:21:35I don't want to be like that, Geraldine
00:21:48What do you got?
00:21:49How many people are there for you, Dad?
00:21:51Chicken salad for you
00:21:54Where's yours?
00:21:57I don't fancy anything
00:21:59Too much to drink last night
00:22:00I said to your dad
00:22:01I bet they all end up partying
00:22:03They deserve a party
00:22:05Second half of that match
00:22:06Were bloody good football
00:22:07Why that prat of a manager
00:22:08Didn't snap up a coupley for England
00:22:10I'll never know
00:22:11What time have you got to be back at work, love?
00:22:14Eh?
00:22:14Quarter past two
00:22:18The reason why I've asked you to be here this lunchtime is the same reason I'm off me eating
00:22:24It's not really anything to do with partying
00:22:26In fact, we didn't party last night
00:22:28In fact, we didn't party last night
00:22:28We all went home and I went back to Gabby's house
00:22:31Oh, that's nice
00:22:32Which is Gabby?
00:22:35Ghouli
00:22:35Oh, the policewoman
00:22:37Oh, she's lovely
00:22:38Yeah, I think so
00:22:40Do you know, there must be half a jar of mayonnaise on this sandwich
00:22:42I thought so for a long time
00:22:44And last night
00:22:45Do you think they'd swap it for a tuna and cucumber?
00:22:48Just eat it
00:22:49I can't eat it
00:22:50I'm supposed to be on fat free
00:22:51Oh, you'll have mine
00:22:54I don't like ham
00:22:55I was saying about me and Gabby
00:22:57Yes
00:22:58Has she asked you to move in with her?
00:23:01No
00:23:02I mean, she might do
00:23:04Not yet
00:23:05What I really wanted to
00:23:07You know what me and your dad think about that
00:23:09It's fine while you're in friends
00:23:11But once you start falling out, everything turns nasty
00:23:14The thing is, Mum, we're not just friends
00:23:17Of course you are
00:23:18Your teammates and all
00:23:19Yeah, that's right
00:23:23And we're lovers
00:23:25Oh, I wish you wouldn't call it that
00:23:27It's such a horrible word
00:23:29You make it sound so sordid
00:23:32Mum, what I'm trying to say is
00:23:35I know what you're trying to say
00:23:38You're queer
00:23:40Me and your dad have known about this for a long time
00:23:42You didn't have to tell us
00:23:45Now, since you brought it up, let's have it out
00:23:47And then we can forget about it
00:23:49It's not just gonna go away
00:23:52We're not completely stupid, Angela
00:23:55All I'm saying is
00:23:56We don't talk about what goes on in our bedroom
00:23:59And we don't expect you to talk about what goes on in yours
00:24:03It's not just about what goes on in bedroom
00:24:05It's about who I want to share my life with
00:24:08It's disgusting, I can't eat that
00:24:11Dad
00:24:13What do you think of all this?
00:24:16Well, I agree with your mother
00:24:17As long as you're happy and healthy, it doesn't matter
00:24:21I just hope it's nothing I've done
00:24:23No, Dad
00:24:24Well, I just wonder sometimes, you know
00:24:26If like I hadn't taken you to the football
00:24:29Dad, it's got nothing to do with that
00:24:31It's not your fault
00:24:33It's nobody's fault
00:24:35I like being gay
00:24:36In fact, I love being a lesbian
00:24:39Keep your voice down
00:24:41Oh, that's another word I don't like
00:24:44Lesbian
00:24:45Oh, that's because you're frightened of it
00:24:49Mum, you mustn't be ashamed of me
00:24:51She's not love
00:24:54You've just got to give us a bit of time
00:24:56You might be
00:24:58Queer, yeah
00:24:59She's a little loud, don't you?
00:25:02I'll be in love yet
00:25:05So, can we drop it now?
00:25:07Right then, who fancies a Viennese whirl?
00:25:25Alright, which pathetic wanker's been rying on me locker then?
00:25:30Well, come on
00:25:31There must have been one of you
00:25:32Not guilty
00:25:34Remember never to try for CID, Gary
00:25:36If you found a grain of sand in a desert
00:25:38You'd think it were bleeding rice
00:25:39I've no idea what you're talking about, Gabrielle
00:25:41And don't go in for acting either, you crap
00:25:45What makes you think I want to change my job?
00:25:48I'm going to check on the Frank Shepherd of Gilda's Way, will you, Gary?
00:25:52Will do
00:25:53PC Holmes can have a word
00:26:16I've got enough to be going on with
00:26:22I'll call back for the rest of me stuff in a couple of weeks
00:26:31Rise
00:26:31Rise
00:26:37See you then
00:26:54Here, I saw both your cars and I thought I'd...
00:26:58Where are you off?
00:26:59Er, no, er, I'm...
00:27:02I'm just, er, taking some old clothes into work
00:27:07Belinda's doing a car boot sale next weekend
00:27:09Can I have a look?
00:27:12It's...
00:27:13It's nothing
00:27:14It's, it's, er...
00:27:15It's just a load of old rubbish
00:27:17It's nothing worth having
00:27:18Is, er, everything all right?
00:27:21Yeah
00:27:22Everything's fine
00:27:23Can I come in then?
00:27:27Well, I was just about to...
00:27:28Guess what bit of juicy gossip I heard this morning
00:27:32Hiya, Dave
00:27:34Hiya
00:27:34I rang John to find out what days we're training this week
00:27:37Cos Rick's going on this two-day course to Plymouth
00:27:39And I thought I might go with him
00:27:40Anyway, I've got Rita
00:27:41And I was telling her
00:27:42And she said, did I know about Joe?
00:27:45What about Joe?
00:27:47She's only been picked to play for England, hasn't she?
00:27:48And she didn't say anything
00:27:50She had to tell Teresa, though
00:27:51And Teresa told her brother
00:27:52And her brother told Shazza
00:27:53Diane!
00:27:54No, Dave
00:27:58What?
00:28:01Don't
00:28:04What's the matter?
00:28:09Is, er, Rick at work?
00:28:15Yeah, why?
00:28:16There's nothing wrong, is there?
00:28:17No
00:28:18No, that's great about Joe being picked
00:28:20She probably didn't say anything
00:28:22Cos she didn't want to make any of us jealous
00:28:23She didn't want to hurt anyone
00:28:26Sometimes it's best to say nothing, isn't it?
00:28:28Yeah, well, it were bound to get out
00:28:30I'm glad for her
00:28:31I just wish it were me
00:28:33Still, it's final in a couple of weeks
00:28:35I can't wait
00:28:41So, everything is all right?
00:28:44It's fine
00:28:45Fine
00:28:51I've got to go now, Diane
00:28:52Can I drop you somewhere?
00:28:53Can you drop me at bus stop?
00:28:54I'm going into town to get Rick some new shirts
00:28:58See you, Dave
00:28:59See you
00:29:04Look after yourself
00:29:07It's not that you're not a good policewoman, Gabrielle
00:29:10It's just that in this particular instance
00:29:12The board felt that you weren't quite ready for promotion
00:29:15I don't believe it
00:29:17I was asked to...
00:29:18An opportunity at the debriefing to ask questions
00:29:21But I just wanted you to know before it came off the telex
00:29:23I thought I'd done really well on me board
00:29:26I'm sure you did
00:29:27Well, something must have gone wrong then
00:29:29Do you want to get that?
00:29:33Sorry about this
00:29:36So what happened with your showroom window?
00:29:40I saw his taxi all smashed
00:29:41And his hands cut
00:29:43I don't want to talk about it, Diane
00:29:47I can see you're upset
00:29:48I'm your sister-in-law, Geraldine
00:29:50I want to help
00:29:51Yeah, but I can't tell you, Diane
00:29:52It's personal
00:29:55Believe me
00:29:56It's better that you don't know
00:29:59Please yourself
00:30:01Sorry I asked
00:30:02Oh, God
00:30:04Look, it's not that I don't trust you, Ernie
00:30:07Oh, God
00:30:08Oh, God
00:30:11Oh, God
00:30:40I couldn't talk
00:30:41It was a bad time for you to call, that's all
00:30:44I should have had my mobile switched off
00:30:47What did you want?
00:30:48I wondered if you'd like to come to my house tonight
00:30:50I could make us something to eat
00:30:52Oh, your parents be there
00:30:53Well, yeah, but we're going out later
00:31:00I don't think it's a good idea, Angie
00:31:03I'm feeling a bit...
00:31:06shitty
00:31:09I'll ring you
00:31:10All right, then
00:31:16What time do you want me round now?
00:31:18Never
00:31:20Okay, see you then
00:31:21Bye
00:31:27Newborns just told me about the job
00:31:28I'm sorry
00:31:30Like hell you are
00:31:31You must have said something
00:31:33I spoke up for you
00:31:34Oh, yeah
00:31:35And I can just imagine what you said
00:31:39Go away, Gary
00:31:40I don't want to look at your face
00:31:41Unless I'm doing something for you
00:31:43Getting you out of a jam
00:31:44You did this, didn't you?
00:31:45No
00:31:45You're a bloody liar
00:31:46So are you!
00:31:49I was waiting outside your house last night
00:31:51And I was going to apologise
00:31:52And then I saw you and your lesbian friend
00:31:54Touching each other up
00:31:57I'm going to nail you
00:31:59I'm going to take this to the tribunal
00:32:02And how you're going to tell them about cassette tape and all
00:32:04Yeah
00:32:05And how you took it from exhibit safe for me
00:32:11I'm second and command if my dad goes down
00:32:13Now Matthew's hopeless
00:32:14But he's good with a shovel
00:32:15But he knows now about building
00:32:16And do you?
00:32:17Oh, aye
00:32:18I'll take over when my dad retires
00:32:19Do you go to building school and everything?
00:32:21Well, no, not really
00:32:22But you pick it up on the way
00:32:23I mean, if it's a supporting wall
00:32:25And you take it out
00:32:25The old lot falls down
00:32:26See, suddenly
00:32:29Can you give me a lift to work?
00:32:31You're not going to work, are you?
00:32:33I've got to worry
00:32:34I don't get paid
00:32:35And I've got to give your man me board
00:32:36Well, I'll borrow you some money if you like
00:32:38No, I've got to pay me away
00:32:39I can't sponge off you
00:32:40Anyway, all I do is answer the phone
00:32:43All right, I'll take you on one condition
00:32:45If I can put my name on your pot
00:32:47Go on, then
00:32:57You don't want to go out with me, do you?
00:32:59Where to?
00:33:01Well, nowhere
00:33:02I just thought you might
00:33:03Oh, I'm not going to hospital
00:33:04I can't hack it with your Teresa and Joe
00:33:05It does me head in
00:33:06What do you think it's like for me, then?
00:33:07We shifted
00:33:08Well, one of them is
00:33:09Joe's your niece now
00:33:11Oh, yeah
00:33:12Don't think I like the idea of that
00:33:13I don't think she's best pleased about it, either
00:33:36Do you want to drop it off at hospital?
00:33:43No, it's all right
00:33:44I'll make my own way
00:33:46See you later
00:33:47Yeah, see you
00:33:49Take care of yourself
00:33:50I'm coming back
00:34:17I'm coming back
00:34:37Just be dead ordinary with her
00:34:39What do you mean?
00:34:40Ordinary
00:34:40Don't go saying anything
00:34:42Like what?
00:34:44Just be the same as you always are with her
00:34:46I don't think I've talked to her above half a dozen times
00:34:50Anyway, I thought the whole purpose of this was to get to know her properly
00:34:55It is
00:34:55Although we have to tread gently
00:34:57But we will
00:34:58Shall I put my suit on?
00:35:00Well, my right as I am
00:35:03Oh, that'll be her
00:35:08They only had Plunk at Enshok
00:35:10Plunk's great
00:35:13I missed you
00:35:17Mum, Dad, you know Gabby, don't you?
00:35:19Of course we do
00:35:21I tell you what, you were in bloody cracking form in that semi-final
00:35:23Oh, I don't know about that
00:35:25Let two gold in
00:35:26I have a look at what you saved
00:35:29So, er, you and my daughter are getting it together then
00:35:31Oh, Ronnie
00:35:33Well, as I said, she don't mind
00:35:36Do you, love?
00:35:37Best keep these things out in the open
00:35:38Well, who wants a glass of wine, then?
00:35:41There's no point dilly-dallying about
00:35:43I'll say the same to you as I said to her, Angie
00:35:45I don't care if she grows two heads
00:35:47As long as she's happy, eh?
00:35:49Hmm
00:36:10I believe congratulations are in order
00:36:13You got picked to try for England
00:36:15Oh, yeah
00:36:17You must be thrilled
00:36:21And how's your dad?
00:36:22He's better, thanks
00:36:24Good
00:36:25I'm glad he's recovered
00:36:28I'm curious, Joe
00:36:30There's something I can't quite sort out in me head
00:36:33I keep going round and round in circles
00:36:35Thinking about it
00:36:36So I decided to come round here
00:36:38And ask you yourself
00:36:40You know when you told Dave about me and Rick
00:36:42Shagging round the back of the pub
00:36:45Was it Dave you wanted to crucify?
00:36:47Or was it me?
00:36:49Maybe it was Diane
00:36:51Or weren't you bothered as long as somebody got hurt?
00:36:58What's up, Kat got you told?
00:37:00I'm sorry
00:37:03Sorry?
00:37:05What was it Dave said now about sorry?
00:37:08Oh, yeah
00:37:10Sorry isn't good enough
00:37:13Sorry
00:37:14Doesn't make it better
00:37:18You've smashed me marriage up, Joe
00:37:20You've scarred me for life
00:37:24Yeah, well, you should have thought of that
00:37:26Before you start screwing around
00:37:28For two pins I'd knock your head clean off your bloody shoulders
00:37:33Well, go on then
00:37:34Do it
00:37:35It wouldn't bother me
00:37:38I would if it weren't for your family
00:37:41Call yourself a mullin
00:37:43You don't deserve the name
00:37:45You don't deserve them
00:37:49Well, maybe that's because I'm not one of them
00:37:52What the bloody hell's that supposed to mean?
00:37:56Well, if you wanna know
00:37:57I found out last week
00:38:01I'm Teresa's bastard
00:38:03Born when she were 15
00:38:04And me mum's me granny
00:38:06And me dad's me grandad
00:38:07And me brothers and me uncles
00:38:08And me sister
00:38:12I haven't got a sister
00:38:15Who told you that load of crap?
00:38:17It's the truth
00:38:18It's all a bloody sham
00:38:20Maybe the man who knocked our trees up had bad blood
00:38:23Maybe he were wicked
00:38:24He must have been to do that to a 15-year-old
00:38:27Maybe he raped her
00:38:28Maybe I'll take after him
00:38:31Eh?
00:38:32Where do you think you're going?
00:38:34Away
00:38:35I don't belong here
00:38:37I've always felt different from everybody in my family
00:38:40But I've never known why
00:38:42Now I do
00:38:43You're right
00:38:44It was a terrible thing I did
00:38:46Telling Dave about you and Rick
00:38:47But all I wanted was someone to hurt as much as I did
00:38:50I didn't care who it was
00:38:53So you're gonna hurt your family now as well, are you?
00:38:58I've got a chance to play for England
00:39:00I have to go
00:39:02And you aren't coming back, are you?
00:39:05You'll bloody crucify them
00:39:07And they don't deserve it
00:39:08But that's you all over, isn't it?
00:39:10You don't give a shit about anybody but yourself
00:39:13Ah, go on, piss off!
00:39:17See what good that does?
00:39:19That's it
00:39:20You just walk away
00:39:32What's the name?
00:39:35And where you're going?
00:39:38Oh, Rosewood Cottage, that sounds nice
00:39:41It'll be about half an hour
00:39:44Sorry it can't be any sooner
00:39:50I won't have any more, thanks
00:39:53You can leave your car here
00:39:55You can always get a taxi back to yours
00:39:59We're not going back to mine, Angie
00:40:04Ah
00:40:06I get it
00:40:08I'm going too fast
00:40:10You always do that
00:40:11I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to push it
00:40:14You don't have to spend tonight together if you don't want to
00:40:17You can take things slower
00:40:21What's the matter?
00:40:24Say it
00:40:29I wanted to see you tonight, Angie, cos I thought...
00:40:32In fact, no, I've changed my mind, don't say it
00:40:34I've got to, Angie
00:40:35No you don't, I'll say it for you
00:40:38You thought you'd better clear a few things up
00:40:40You had a great night last night
00:40:42But you've been thinking and you've decided
00:40:44You're not a lesbian, you're a raging heterosexual
00:40:47And you're very sorry for leading me on
00:40:51Am I right?
00:40:55Okay, am I close?
00:40:58Say no
00:41:04Gabby
00:41:07You're frightened, that's all
00:41:09I understand, you're bound to be
00:41:13Listen
00:41:14Me telling my parents has got nothing...
00:41:16It's not just the gay thing, Angie
00:41:20I'm just not ready to...
00:41:21To what?
00:41:23I don't know
00:41:26To be with someone
00:41:29I don't want to be tied to anybody
00:41:30I just want to do my own thing
00:41:34And what exactly is that, Gabby?
00:41:37Sleeping around, having crap sex with men?
00:41:40I don't know, yeah, maybe
00:41:41I find them attractive, sorry, can't help that
00:41:43Just like you can't help finding women attractive
00:41:46Not all women
00:41:49Look, the last thing I want is for us to fall out
00:41:53What happened last night was...
00:41:57Fantastic
00:41:59It's probably changed my life
00:42:04I still want to spoil things
00:42:07No
00:42:08You just don't want it to carry on
00:42:10You'd only end up getting hurt, Angie
00:42:12I am hurt
00:42:17I don't sleep around, Gabrielle
00:42:21And I don't go in for one night stands either
00:42:25I've wanted to be with you for a long time
00:42:28But I waited
00:42:29And last night I thought you wanted to be with me
00:42:32I did
00:42:35Look
00:42:36I'm sorry
00:42:40I think I better go
00:42:42I feel like shit
00:42:46I'm really sorry
00:42:49I don't know what else I can say
00:42:51I thought you care about me
00:42:55Yes, of course I do
00:42:57Then why are you walking away? I don't understand
00:43:00I don't know either
00:43:01I just have to
00:43:06I've been thinking, love
00:43:07You can do some chips with those pies
00:43:09I'll put some jacket potatoes in if you like
00:43:11How long are you going to be?
00:43:14Er, just an hour or so
00:43:16You know, give me mum a bit of a break
00:43:19Sure you don't want to come with us?
00:43:21No
00:43:21Well, Matthew and Luke will be there
00:43:23And, er, you're only allowed to at a bedside at the time
00:43:28I suppose our Joe will have gone
00:43:30Hey!
00:43:31Give my love to my favourite mother-in-law, eh?
00:43:34She's not your mother-in-law
00:43:35No, not yet
00:43:36But, erm, that's what I've been thinking about
00:43:40What, about me mum not being your mother-in-law?
00:43:42No
00:43:43I think I'd like her to be
00:43:46It's just, I think I should make an honest woman of her
00:43:50No
00:43:51You'll just have to ask her, won't you?
00:43:53Oh, don't worry
00:43:54I'm going to
00:43:55Oi!
00:43:56You give it up, Eddie
00:43:57I've got to get ready
00:43:58Can't you be a bit late for the hospital?
00:44:02Alright
00:44:19How am I going to let her go, Jimmy?
00:44:22Slowly, love
00:44:24And I'll be there to help you
00:44:49I know you might not believe this
00:44:52But I love you
00:44:54I've always loved you
00:44:55Since the first time I clapped eyes on you
00:44:57And I want our marriage to work, Dave
00:44:59Honest to God, I do
00:45:02And I know I've been a right cow
00:45:04And I don't deserve you
00:45:07But if you give me another chance
00:45:08I promise I'll make it up to you
00:45:13Say you will
00:45:18Please, Dave
00:45:26Eddie
00:45:31Eddie
00:45:35Ta-da
00:45:36Wakey, wakey
00:45:39What's this?
00:45:42This is Sunday morning
00:45:44The birds are singing
00:45:46The papers have come
00:45:48And I'm in love
00:45:49Who with?
00:45:50You
00:45:51Who do you think, you daffodine?
00:45:53Hey, so I stopped
00:45:54Yeah, get off, will you?
00:45:56It's not a
00:45:57Stop it, will you?
00:45:59No
00:45:59No, not till you say you love me
00:46:01Stop it
00:46:04No
00:46:10It's a long time since we've left
00:46:15Say it, Dave
00:46:20I'll come with you to Nottingham
00:46:23What's your play?
00:46:49It's me, you stupid mutt
00:46:51I live here
00:46:52What's going on?
00:46:54I've made you a cup of tea
00:46:56Dad, get off
00:46:57Get off
00:46:57Get off
00:46:59Give up, strike you naughty boy
00:47:01Come here
00:47:02That's it
00:47:02You're going to be put down
00:47:03Well, you're only trying to protect me
00:47:06He's my bloody dog
00:47:08Look at me leg
00:47:09You should worry
00:47:10Look at mine
00:47:11I'll get a fake-up final this afternoon
00:47:16What?
00:47:17Be careful, ma'am
00:47:18We don't want you having a night attack and all
00:47:20What did you say?
00:47:22You don't have to if you don't want to
00:47:23I just thought it'd be, um, nice
00:47:26Something for Joe to come back for
00:47:28Ma'am, I'm bleeding to death
00:47:34What's he doing here?
00:47:35PHONE RINGS
00:47:37Hello
00:47:38I hope I've not interrupted anything
00:47:41What do you want, Gary?
00:47:43You know what I want, Gabby
00:47:44Piss off
00:47:45What have you rung for?
00:47:47That's not a nice way to speak to your secret
00:47:49Your time off's cancelled
00:47:52The rugby's been me rostered for this afternoon
00:47:54No way!
00:47:57I've got final...
00:47:59Sorry
00:48:00Gary!
00:48:03That's it
00:48:05He's had it now
00:48:06The shit's gonna really hit the fan!
00:48:10Just on me way out, Jim
00:48:12How are we this morning?
00:48:13Quietly confident?
00:48:14Quietly having a nervous breakdown
00:48:15If you really want to know
00:48:16What for?
00:48:17We're gonna win
00:48:18I can feel it in me water
00:48:19We'll bring the cup back
00:48:21Have you, er...
00:48:23Have you had a word with me?
00:48:23No
00:48:24No?
00:48:25You're leaving it later, aren't you, lad?
00:48:27I thought you would have told her before today
00:48:28Yeah, well, you thought wrong
00:48:29She's my wife
00:48:30I've got to live with her
00:48:31Aye, and I've got to live with mine
00:48:32There's a lot riding on this match, lad
00:48:34Believe me
00:48:34Look, Jim
00:48:35I've got Shazza with a broken leg
00:48:36Angie throwing a wobbler
00:48:38Angie, what's wrong with Angie?
00:48:39I don't even know if Joe's gonna turn up
00:48:40I might not have a full team
00:48:41Never mind bloody subs
00:48:41Look, look
00:48:42We just want the best players on the pitch, that's all
00:48:45Do you want me to tell her?
00:48:48Look, you've got to be professional
00:48:49You've got to detach yourself, haven't you?
00:48:51She's the weak link in the chain
00:48:53Now, we win this match
00:48:54Yeah, it'll be nothing short of a bloody miracle
00:48:56We're talking Kilburn, Jim
00:48:58Top of the league for the last three seasons, on top
00:49:00Morning
00:49:02Morning
00:49:03How are you this morning?
00:49:04Fine, fine, wonderful
00:49:06Been jogging, have we?
00:49:07Just a little warm-up
00:49:08I'm serving myself at match
00:49:10Ah, you're doing the right thing, love
00:49:11You're doing the right thing
00:49:15Do you want to tell her?
00:49:23Where is he?
00:49:24Who?
00:49:25Sergeant Shitface, who do you think?
00:49:28It's private, I don't want to say
00:49:30Well, you're gonna bloody have to say
00:49:32You don't phone up five hours before FA Cup final
00:49:35And say you're not playing without a bloody good reason
00:49:38I've been a bit down lately
00:49:40Oh, right, well, that's a perfect bloody excuse
00:49:44We all get depressed, Angie
00:49:48But it's nothing that winning the cup won't put right
00:49:50What do you want to do, sit and wallow in it?
00:49:52That's not going to make you feel better, is it?
00:49:56I don't think you realise how important this is
00:50:01Um, would you like a cup of tea?
00:50:05Yes, thanks
00:50:09If somebody had asked me to put money on you lot getting through to the final
00:50:12I would have talked
00:50:12Ordinary or ordinary?
00:50:16Ordinary, thanks
00:50:20If somebody had asked you to put money on us getting through to the final
00:50:24Yeah, I'd rather have put it on lottery
00:50:26Even when Pratt asked me to take over
00:50:27I thought, well, next season
00:50:29Maybe we stand a chance of getting somewhere in the league
00:50:30But you've proved me wrong, all of you
00:50:35You've busted her gut and it's paid off
00:50:39Now, don't tell me
00:50:41You're going to blow it at last minute
00:50:42I don't want to
00:50:50It's Gabby
00:50:51I just can't face her
00:50:57Yes
00:51:03Everything alright, PC Holmes?
00:51:05No, sir
00:51:09He's cancelled me time off this afternoon
00:51:12And I've got a final
00:51:13And don't think it's fair, cos I've had it booked for a fortnight
00:51:16I can't not go, I can't miss that match
00:51:18But leave me Gabby
00:51:19If I could find another woman, PC, I would
00:51:21You're talking shite
00:51:22Now, come on, PC Holmes
00:51:23He's got it in for me, sir
00:51:24He's deliberately...
00:51:25We've had this rugby match sprung on us
00:51:27I've got Jackie away on maternity leave
00:51:28Caroline away on her course
00:51:30I've got to have someone in case we take a female prisoner
00:51:32Oh yeah?
00:51:33When was the last time you took a woman prisoner at a rugby match?
00:51:35That doesn't matter
00:51:36The fact is he has to have the cover
00:51:38Well, can't he draft someone in from another station?
00:51:40You mean like I usually do?
00:51:42Don't you think I've tried that?
00:51:43There is no one
00:51:44I've called in all my favours
00:51:45I know I've always managed before to find your cover
00:51:47So you can have your time up a football
00:51:49But there's no way around it this time
00:51:52Sorry
00:52:02Where do you think you're going?
00:52:04Back home
00:52:07I've told you, time off's cancelled
00:52:08I want you back in
00:52:09You've got work to do
00:52:10What work?
00:52:11They're sat in there flicking paperclips
00:52:13We both know what this is about, Gary
00:52:14And it's got nothing to do with work
00:52:15All the sodding rugby match
00:52:17If I said let's go, shag this afternoon
00:52:19You two would get plenty of cover
00:52:20Is that an offer?
00:52:22I'd rather shag the whole Castlefield rugby team
00:52:24Thanks all the same
00:52:25You get in that car and drive away, Gabby
00:52:27Your career's over
00:52:28Do you hear me?
00:52:29Over
00:52:36I have to have it off today
00:52:37That doctor I saw said it'd be okay
00:52:40Which doctor?
00:52:41I can't remember his name
00:52:42But he said two weeks would be enough
00:52:43Because it were only a ligament
00:52:54How'd you go on?
00:52:55They stuck a six inch needle in me arse
00:52:57Just in case
00:52:57I'm going to boot that bloody dog sky high when I get home
00:53:00Is it still Brooklyn?
00:53:02No, but they were dead busy
00:53:03So I said I'd take it off myself
00:53:04Shall we go and see your dad now?
00:53:06Yeah, bye
00:53:10Ask the nurse
00:53:11Go on
00:53:12See what she says
00:53:13Ah, ah, ah
00:53:15Well, go on, Matthew
00:53:16Tell her it'll only be for a couple of hours
00:53:19Why do I always have to go?
00:53:22I don't know what to say
00:53:26You happy now?
00:53:27Oh, well, I'll feel better when our Joe gets home
00:53:30But I'm happy you've come through
00:53:32I'm so happy you're all right
00:53:35I'm so proud of you, Mary
00:53:36Oh, you say the silliest thing sometimes, Jimmy Mullen
00:53:41You's been the brave one
00:53:43Yes, but I know how difficult it must have been for you
00:53:45Coming up here to see me every day
00:54:02Is it first?
00:54:06I thought about ringing you, but
00:54:07I decided it was best to tell you to your face
00:54:10Go on
00:54:11Tell me you're putting someone else in gold
00:54:13Tell me I'm not playing
00:54:14Why would I do that?
00:54:15Because that is the sort of day I'm having, that's why
00:54:19Are you?
00:54:20No
00:54:21Oh, thank God for that
00:54:24Don't have to go off somewhere quiet and slit my throat then
00:54:28You could have a word with Angie, though
00:54:30Save me from slitting mine
00:54:33I can't believe you didn't tell me earlier
00:54:35It's exciting
00:54:36Is it?
00:54:37Yeah
00:54:38So that means we've got to tell Gabby, Rita, Angie
00:54:41Watch it!
00:54:43Bloody magic!
00:54:46Do you know, Summer, you're a shit driver, Luke Mullen
00:54:50I'm in my tacky side
00:54:51You don't like me, that's why
00:54:53I do like you
00:54:55Do you?
00:54:56Yeah
00:54:57Are you really not just saying that?
00:55:00Of course not
00:55:08She likes me!
00:55:09She likes me!
00:55:16I've had a visitor
00:55:19I didn't tell him anything had happened between us
00:55:25Better come in
00:55:40I've come to ask you to play, Angie
00:55:43We need you
00:55:44I need you
00:55:46When I'm stood in goal, I want to see you stood out there in front of me
00:55:50Well, you want us to win, don't you?
00:55:53Yeah
00:55:54But I can't concentrate on anything
00:55:57Please don't
00:56:01You've no idea how hard it is for me
00:56:03You just being here
00:56:06Do you want me to go?
00:56:10No
00:56:19I packed my job in
00:56:21What for?
00:56:23He cancelled me time off this afternoon
00:56:24Said I had to do rugby duty
00:56:27Told him where he could stuff it
00:56:29I thought you loved being a copper
00:56:31Yeah, I do, but I love playing more
00:56:33I can't not play
00:56:35What if we win?
00:56:36And what if we lose?
00:56:38He'll have lost everything
00:56:40I can't let us get this far
00:56:41And not be there for final
00:56:43I just can't do that
00:56:48Anyway
00:56:49It ain't about cover for rugby
00:56:51It's about somewhere else
00:56:52I slept with him a couple of times
00:56:54And now he's flexing his dick
00:56:56I'm going to take the bastard to a tribunal
00:57:02That'll be John
00:57:04Oh?
00:57:06Yeah
00:57:08No
00:57:09Who is he?
00:57:11What's happening then?
00:57:13After March we've got three quarters an hour to get back to Castlefield
00:57:16It's going to be tough
00:57:17Because we'll have to get showered dead fast
00:57:18Hang on a minute
00:57:20I know that your sewing's better than your driving
00:57:22Don't look at me
00:57:23You'll make me shake
00:57:24I want that bit keeping with us names on
00:57:32Shazza?
00:57:34Shazza, what's that noise?
00:57:35What's going on?
00:57:37Shazza, can you hear me?
00:57:38Are you there?
00:57:42Must have got a cross line
00:57:44Oh well
00:57:46Looks like I'm going to have to be at March
00:57:49Looks like we all are
00:57:52Nearly there
00:57:53Just shout as you say about
00:57:58I've been thinking
00:58:00We could go away next week
00:58:01Try and get one of those last minute breaks
00:58:05Try and find ourselves again
00:58:07Sounds fantastic
00:58:10Hi Diane
00:58:12Yep, we're on our way over there now
00:58:15Yeah, Dave's going to follow us in my car
00:58:18He's not coming with me
00:58:21Yeah, it's difficult
00:58:22Because Dave might be shooting off after the match
00:58:26Bastard
00:58:31I brought her down
00:58:32She's in the car
00:58:33She'll make all the difference
00:58:35Sure she will
00:58:36So what's the, er, what's the tactics?
00:58:39Same as usual
00:58:41Nothing special?
00:58:42Nope
00:58:42Seen us right so far
00:58:44No point changing it now
00:58:44There's enough going on
00:58:46No, but they seem a bit flat, don't they?
00:58:48They can do it, but they don't
00:58:49psychen up
00:58:49Do you want to do it?
00:58:51No, I don't
00:58:52Don't use having a dog and barking yourself
00:58:55Get a muzzle on, then
00:58:57What are you doing here?
00:58:58I'm playing, that's what
00:59:00I've had the all clear
00:59:01It's as good as new
00:59:02You sure?
00:59:03Rhys said that pot would be on five weeks
00:59:04Nah, it was just a bust ligament
00:59:06It's alright, honest
00:59:10Well done
00:59:12There's nothing to do with me
00:59:14I think Eddie can take the credit
00:59:18Teresa
00:59:19Where have you been?
00:59:21At your mum's
00:59:22Since eight o'clock this morning
00:59:23I've been worried to death
00:59:24I had to catch her before she went to the hospital
00:59:27And I've got your dad that book about the Titanic
00:59:30You've got that funny ticking you and I always get when you're lying
00:59:33I'm not honest
00:59:35Come on, I want the truth
00:59:38I spoke to the England manager and found out where Jo stayed in London
00:59:40I don't believe you
00:59:42I did
00:59:44And?
00:59:44A ranger
00:59:46Your ranger?
00:59:48Why is it everyone keeps repeating everything I say this morning?
00:59:50But what did she say?
00:59:53She said she's definitely going to play this afternoon
00:59:56John, did you hear?
00:59:57That Jo's definitely coming
01:00:00She might have let me know
01:00:02She's definitely going to see you
01:00:04What are you going to do now?
01:00:08I'm going to do a double somersault
01:00:13You shouldn't be playing if you've just had that potty
01:00:16Hey, up, she's here
01:00:17Shut up, you lot
01:00:18What happens if you go on to extra time?
01:00:23What's up with you lot?
01:00:24Have I got a beer or something?
01:00:27Oh, thank God we didn't have to say out
01:00:33Right, can I have a beer wash, please?
01:00:36Some of you might know Mikey
01:00:37She's been playing for North Alton Lady since she was 15
01:00:40Aye, and she's bloody good
01:00:42Yeah, so what?
01:00:44Well, I've had me eye on her for some time now
01:00:46When she's joining us today, that's what
01:00:48But she can't play
01:00:50You can't just swap teams like that
01:00:52No, no, she won't be swapping teams
01:00:53Because she hasn't played for anyone this season
01:00:55I don't understand
01:00:56We've got a full team, haven't we, if Jo and Shaz are playing?
01:00:59What do you mean, if I'm playing?
01:01:00Of course I'm bloody playing
01:01:06You'll have to sit on bench for six months like I had to
01:01:10Bloody hell
01:01:11Three subs, that'll be a first
01:01:15I think we'd better make a start
01:01:17Get up my own driver
01:01:49Your senior conductor speaking
01:01:50The train in front of us is broken down
01:01:52We're assured that they are doing everything they can to clear a line through for us
01:01:56But our expected arrival time is now 45 minutes later
01:02:06You all right, Reet?
01:02:08Yeah
01:02:10Keep getting butterflies, though
01:02:13I mean, this is it, isn't it?
01:02:15I hope our Jo gets here
01:02:18She's leaving it a bit late
01:02:19She will
01:02:21It's not good to miss final
01:02:23Have you seen how many there is, aren't there?
01:02:25Hundreds of them
01:02:26Most we've ever had
01:02:27Oh, we've never played a final before
01:02:29Never played in the semi-bloody final, come to that
01:02:32Yeah, do you think we'll get a match at day?
01:02:34Oh, get real, will you?
01:02:36So how come you got so good all of a sudden, then?
01:02:38Hey, we're always good
01:02:40We just got ourselves a bloody good manager
01:02:42Yeah
01:02:43Oh, look, it's me
01:02:44We've won every match since I started playing
01:02:48Of course it is
01:02:49It's all that shite she puts on her face
01:02:50Frightens other team, huh?
01:02:51Very funny
01:02:52I'm not going on telly looking like a dog
01:02:54Why not?
01:02:55It's better than looking like an amusement arcade
01:02:59Right, listen up, everyone
01:03:01Here's the team
01:03:03Gabby, goal
01:03:04Chris, left back
01:03:05Deb's right back
01:03:06Reet, centre-half
01:03:07Jenny, centre-half
01:03:08Diane, left wing
01:03:10Theresa, midfield
01:03:11Shazza, midfield
01:03:12Geraldine, up front
01:03:14Where is she?
01:03:16Toilet
01:03:18Mikey, up front
01:03:20Angie, right wing
01:03:21What the joke?
01:03:23She's in subs with Yvonne and Keeley
01:03:24If she ever gets here
01:03:27I'm sorry, she can't play if she ain't here
01:03:47I'm shocked, John
01:03:48I don't mind telling you
01:03:49I'm really disappointed
01:03:50What could I do?
01:03:51Joe didn't turn up
01:03:52You've got Yvonne sat on the bench
01:03:54She's good
01:03:54Reet's good
01:03:55No, she was
01:03:56She was good
01:03:57We got through to bloody final
01:03:58What more do you want?
01:03:59I want to win
01:03:59I want us to bloody win, lad
01:04:03Jim, they're filming it
01:04:05Oh, why didn't you tell me
01:04:06the television people were coming
01:04:07I'd have put something decent on
01:04:08Look, can you wait in the car, Francine, please?
01:04:11Well, they might want to talk to us
01:04:12We are the sponsors, after all
01:04:14We should introduce ourselves
01:04:15Come on
01:04:16I just want to finish a bit of business with John
01:04:18I won't be more than a minute
01:04:19Oh
01:04:20Look, if we win here
01:04:21I can justify another season
01:04:23She's earned this much, Jim
01:04:24She's played four bloody years for this team
01:04:26I can't do it to her
01:04:27Be honest, lad
01:04:27If it was anyone else
01:04:28You wouldn't think twice about it, would you?
01:04:30She ain't anyone else, though, is she?
01:04:31Okay
01:04:32Okay
01:04:33But if we lose
01:04:34You've got no one to blame but yourself
01:04:38All right
01:05:05All right
01:05:25Okay, come on, everybody.
01:05:27Come on, team.
01:05:28I can do it!
01:05:52Look at her.
01:05:53She's a bloody star.
01:05:55I don't know where the hell Joe is.
01:05:57You can do it!
01:05:59Give her everything you've got!
01:06:01Come on, you blues!
01:06:04This is what he's always wanted.
01:06:06Ever since she was little, he's what he'd done.
01:06:08Oh, really?
01:06:09Have I got lipstick on my teeth?
01:06:42Oh, train!
01:06:43Sorry!
01:06:44Sorry!
01:06:46Oh, Shazza, well played!
01:06:48I'm sorry, I'm worried.
01:06:49What took it all?
01:06:50Bloody hell!
01:06:51Train!
01:06:51Get your strip on and warm up, fast!
01:07:01Come on!
01:07:02Come on, get!
01:07:07Come on, get!
01:07:19Come on!
01:07:19Get down!
01:07:21Get down!
01:07:27Come on, Gail.
01:07:31Go on, Angie.
01:07:41On her!
01:07:54You ready?
01:07:58Sub linesman.
01:08:18Tell Mike that she's playing left wing.
01:08:20Just get that ball in the net and I'll save the bollock
01:08:22and I'm going to give you for another time.
01:08:34What did I do wrong?
01:08:41You're bloody mad. It should have been Rita.
01:08:43You need some experience at the back.
01:08:48Bloody good.
01:08:50Shit off.
01:08:51Fit as hell.
01:08:52We're all of a place.
01:08:56What's that you're talking?
01:08:58Just a couple of e's to keep me going.
01:09:01No, it's painkillers. My leg's giving me a bit of jip.
01:09:03I ain't taken out since my birthday, honest.
01:09:06Bloody good job.
01:09:10Hey, lighten up.
01:09:10The only mum took us a position you were playing.
01:09:13But she's bloody hopeless.
01:09:15We would have had a go by now.
01:09:19Hiya.
01:09:22It's great about her playing for England, isn't it?
01:09:24You doing a thing?
01:09:28Oh!
01:09:38Are you poorly?
01:09:41I don't know. I think it's something I'd hate.
01:09:48Bloody hope it is anyway.
01:09:51Couldn't be anything else, could it?
01:09:56I'm two weeks late.
01:10:06Watch my lips, all of you.
01:10:09This is it.
01:10:12This is what it's all been about.
01:10:14This is not, I repeat, not a rehearsal.
01:10:16This is a cup final.
01:10:17Do you understand?
01:10:18Don't look at me like that, Shazza.
01:10:19I'm not looking at you like anything.
01:10:21Is that leg all right?
01:10:22Yeah.
01:10:22Well, start using it, then move yourself.
01:10:25Re-gear in there.
01:10:26There's no good pussyfooting around him.
01:10:28That'll get you nowhere.
01:10:30Get your bloody boot on that ball.
01:10:34Yeah.
01:10:35Woo.
01:10:37Stand and out.
01:10:50Oh, yeah.
01:10:51Woo.
01:10:51Woo.
01:10:51Boo.
01:10:52Woo.
01:10:52Good job.
01:10:52Oh, my God.
01:11:20It must be nearly over.
01:11:23I'm over two or three minutes, that's all.
01:11:25It's a bit extra time.
01:11:26I've had it.
01:11:27We'll never get back in time.
01:11:35Come on, Blues.
01:11:36Get it in there.
01:11:41Oh, shit!
01:11:43You see that?
01:11:44I'm joked in there.
01:11:45It's gone.
01:11:49Leave it!
01:11:51Leave it!
01:11:51Leave it!
01:11:52Leave it!
01:11:54Leave it!
01:11:56Leave it!
01:11:57Leave it!
01:11:57Leave it!
01:11:58Leave it!
01:11:58Leave it!
01:12:04Leave it!
01:12:05Don't, Rita!
01:12:06What are you cheering for?
01:12:08She put it in her own goal.
01:12:12Why didn't you put it in her dumps?
01:12:25Come on, Luke.
01:12:26Come on, Luke.
01:12:26It could have happened to any of us.
01:12:29It didn't matter, Luke.
01:12:35Come on!
01:12:38Come on!
01:12:39Come on!
01:12:39Come on!
01:12:40Come on!
01:12:40Still got a minute left!
01:12:42Give it everything!
01:12:43Why should do you never?
01:12:45You've got two bloody good players sat on the bench.
01:13:12Come on, Luke.
01:13:14Come on!
01:13:15Come on, come on!
01:13:30Well, that's me.
01:13:33I'm finished.
01:13:57You play bloody brilliant.
01:13:59We lost.
01:14:00It doesn't matter.
01:14:00It's, uh...
01:14:03I love you.
01:14:11I want your fault.
01:14:13Shit, I got it.
01:14:21It's not a good she did.
01:14:31I know.
01:14:33I've known all along with you.
01:14:35I know.
01:14:55If she didn't hurry up, we'll never get there.
01:14:57When you get back from London, do you think we could go out for the night?
01:15:01Talk about things.
01:15:03Like who my dad is, you mean?
01:15:05If that's what you want to know, yeah.
01:15:09I loved your father, Joe.
01:15:13Good.
01:15:18I miss you.
01:15:23Right, everybody on bus.
01:15:24Yeah, I think it's Brock again.
01:15:27I think it were never fixed.
01:15:30I'll see you.
01:15:35Come on, Theresa.
01:15:40Come on.
01:15:42Come on!
01:15:42She won't let me go!
01:15:44Ah!
01:15:47Hiya.
01:15:49Hiya.
01:15:50Right.
01:15:51David, go like the clappers.
01:16:08We're going to be late for me dad.
01:16:10Don't you dare go any faster.
01:16:12You want us there in one piece.
01:16:1430?
01:16:14We're doing 30, Mum.
01:16:16We're not.
01:16:16We're doing 28.
01:16:1923.
01:16:2019.
01:16:23What's up with, bloody thing?
01:16:32I'm going to get well tanked up tonight.
01:16:34You're going to have to get to hospital.
01:16:37I'm a bollocks.
01:16:38I'm not missing a piss-up for now.
01:16:39I'll go first thing tomorrow.
01:16:41I'm going to drown my sorrows first.
01:16:43Listen.
01:16:45You proved you can compete with Bess today.
01:16:48You're good enough to play in the National Division, aren't you?
01:16:52Yeah.
01:16:53So next year, Kilburn better watch out.
01:16:55Because we'll be back.
01:16:56And we're bloody slaughtering, won't we, John?
01:16:59Eh?
01:17:07Why don't you answer her, John?
01:17:10Because I'm not sure what's happening next year.
01:17:13Tell us the truth.
01:17:16Pratt's pulling out, isn't he?
01:17:22Yeah, he is.
01:17:24Oh, shit!
01:17:27What's got to happen then?
01:17:29I don't know.
01:17:32You're not going to leave us, though, are you?
01:17:36I'm afraid if we haven't got a sponsor, I haven't got a club to manage.
01:17:39Don't say that.
01:17:40Not now we've got good.
01:17:41We nearly won.
01:17:43But we need money to pay for Van, for strips, for clubhouse.
01:17:46We can't just keep going.
01:17:47We have to.
01:17:49Football's the only thing I'm good at.
01:17:51It's the only thing I've got to look forward to.
01:17:53Look.
01:17:55I can try and help you find other teams to play for.
01:17:58Well, I want to play for Castlefield Blues.
01:18:00I want to play for us!
01:18:02Exactly!
01:18:03I thought losing match were bad, but it's peanuts to losing team and all.
01:18:06Oh, don't believe it!
01:18:08That's not right!
01:18:09That's it.
01:18:10Look, if Pratt don't want to sponsor us, then he can piss off.
01:18:14Because if my dad was alive today, he'd be in there like a shot with his money.
01:18:19Because he believed that football was for everyone.
01:18:21He said, in time, women would be pay to play, just like men.
01:18:25He loved watching us, didn't he, Theresa?
01:18:27Yeah, he did.
01:18:28But your dad ain't here, is he, Geraldine?
01:18:30No.
01:18:31But I am.
01:18:33And I've got his money.
01:18:35So this is on you, Dad.
01:18:38Webb's Garage is going to be our new sponsor.
01:18:41What?
01:18:42You're joking!
01:18:43You're not!
01:18:44You all right, then, Shazza?
01:18:45Yeah, Kilburn better watch out, because next season, we're going to get that bloody cup.
01:18:50Yeah!
01:18:51Come on!
01:18:53Yeah!
01:18:55Hey, Webby, Webby!
01:18:58Webby, Webby, Webby, Webby!
01:19:01Hey, Webby, Webby!
01:19:08Oh, no.
01:19:10I don't believe it.
01:19:17What's up, Yvonne?
01:19:18Oh, thank God for that.
01:19:20Oh, I don't think these two have got a brain cell between them.
01:19:25We lost, ma'am.
01:19:26Oh, never mind.
01:19:28It's lovely to see your bonny face.
01:19:31Fancy going off and leaving us without as much as a word.
01:19:34Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
01:19:36Oh.
01:19:38Oh.
01:19:42What are we doing here?
01:19:43I thought we were going straight to Castlefield.
01:19:45Pat's subletting bus out for some church do.
01:19:47Steady ones that are dropping off here.
01:19:53I told Rick to be waiting here for us.
01:19:56Can I borrow your phone?
01:19:59Bloody hell, you look a bit rough.
01:20:00Yeah, it's something I've eaten, I think.
01:20:03Her battery's low.
01:20:04So, Webby's Garage is going to be our new sponsor, then.
01:20:07Yeah, yeah.
01:20:08If I can get the franchise.
01:20:09There's no backing out now.
01:20:11Rick, is that you?
01:20:15You all right?
01:20:15Yeah, yeah.
01:20:24I let him down.
01:20:26I let you down.
01:20:29No, you didn't.
01:20:29I did.
01:20:31I panicked.
01:20:33Because deep down, I know I'm not up to it no more.
01:20:37It's better than me out there, and you know it.
01:20:40So that rest it team.
01:20:42Only there's not one of you'll tell me, will you?
01:20:49I suppose that were part of the reason I didn't want you to take on being manager.
01:20:54I knew you'd get best out of them, and I knew I couldn't give it no more.
01:21:01Well, I'll pack in, then.
01:21:04No.
01:21:06No, you won't.
01:21:12I'm packing in.
01:21:14I'm going to finish my physio training.
01:21:19Looks like they've beaten us to it.
01:21:21Pull up here so we can still surprise him.
01:21:27You great, gormless wazzock.
01:21:32What's Joan doing here?
01:21:37I thought you were going back to London.
01:21:40Yeah, well, you thought wrong, didn't you?
01:21:45Do you forgive me?
01:21:48What for having me?
01:21:50No, for telling you.
01:21:51I never thought what it would be like for you.
01:21:55I never thought they could mess things up for you, as opposed...
01:21:58I just thought about me.
01:22:01About what I wanted.
01:22:03I can't start calling you mam.
01:22:06Because I've had 20 years of calling you Artreesie.
01:22:10Well, that's all right.
01:22:11I don't think I can love you any more than I do already.
01:22:16That's fine by me.
01:22:31Hey, hang on.
01:22:32Hang on.
01:22:33I think I've twigged what's going on here.
01:22:39Sorry about that, pal.
01:22:41I didn't know you'd stop.
01:22:42I told you to keep the army brake lights.
01:22:44Yeah, but I'm colourblind.
01:22:50How will I know which is the bride?
01:22:53I'll tell you.
01:22:54Will you stop your worrying?
01:22:57Now?
01:22:57No.
01:22:58Can I help you, child?
01:23:00Father, I'm looking for Eddie Ryan.
01:23:02Do you know if he's booked a wedding with you?
01:23:04Eddie Ryan?
01:23:04Would that be the same Eddie Ryan who booked it last time and didn't turn up?
01:23:08Now?
01:23:09No.
01:23:16You'd not be fibbing to me now, would you, Father Thomas?
01:23:19Theresa Molyne, who do you think you're speaking to?
01:23:22Well, what's everyone doing here?
01:23:24And why are you wearing your hats?
01:23:26I always wear me hat in church.
01:23:29Shut up.
01:23:33Where the heck is he?
01:23:34I don't know, but he should be here by now.
01:23:37I bet he's done a runaway last time.
01:23:39I'm sorry, but we're running short of time.
01:23:41I explained to Eddie that I was pushing it in between masses and it would have to be a quickie.
01:23:46Not the full nuptial, as you understand.
01:23:49And if he's not in in five minutes, it won't fit.
01:23:57I can't get married looking like this.
01:24:00Yes, you can.
01:24:00You look lovely.
01:24:03Your face always glows when you've been playing football.
01:24:07What about me dad?
01:24:08I can't get married without me dad.
01:24:09He'd never forgive me.
01:24:12I bet they never thought of that.
01:24:14Well, yes, why the hell not?
01:24:40Here you are, love.
01:24:42I didn't think you were coming.
01:25:00So, will you marry me?
01:25:04I think I'd better.
01:25:09Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in the sight of the Lord to join together Teresa Maria Mullen
01:25:13and Edward Arthur Ryan.
01:25:19Come on, multigrass.
01:25:20Come on, multigrass.
01:25:22Oh, no, not them nets again.
01:25:23Give it here.
01:25:30Oh, shit.
01:25:33Let's see what is it.
01:25:38Let's see what is it.
01:25:47One, two, three.
01:25:51Hey! Here it comes!
01:25:56Oh, you didn't miss it, mate.
01:26:06I'd say that's two down and two to go.
01:26:11And then I'll have you all to myself.
01:26:21And then I'll have you all to myself.
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