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First broadcast 13th/20th July 2000.

Chris Walker - Matthew Mullen
James Ellis - Mr Mullen
Elizabeth Spriggs - Mrs Mullen
Melanie Hill - Rita Dolan
James Thornton - Scott Bradley
Tom Moore - Martin Dolan
Jo McInnes - Jo Mullen
Lee Ross - Ryan Pratt
Annette Bentley - Pauline Pearce
Naomi Hurtault - Raquel Pearce
Martin Walsh - Fireman 1
Gaynor Faye - Holly Quinn
David Case - Fireman 2
Ralph Ineson - Luke Mullen
Ricky Tomlinson - Jim Pratt
Adele McCormack - Vicky Dolan
Lorraine Ashbourne - Geraldine Powell
Tim Dantay - Dave Powell
Brigit Forsyth - Francine Pratt
Steve Ramsden - Opposition Player 1
Mark Roper - Opposition Player 2
Emma Rydal - Mikey
Claudie Blakley - Kelly Powell
Andrew Thomas Jones - Keith the Barman (as Andy Jones)
Ken Kitson - Sub Officer
Nicholas Gleaves - Rick Powell
Sam James - Jeweller
Mark Womack - Jason Pratt
Peter McCabe - Policeman

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00:00:00Now you're doing well.
00:00:01That's it.
00:00:02Good stuff.
00:00:03That's it.
00:00:04That'll do you.
00:00:13Is that it?
00:00:15What do you mean?
00:00:16It's a palace.
00:00:18I trusted you, Jimmy Mullan.
00:00:20Oh, a bit of spit and polish, that's all it needs.
00:00:23They can't start their married life in that.
00:00:26They'll be divorced in a week, and I'm not having that.
00:00:30Not after effort he made to get her married in first place.
00:00:32What do you expect for 120 quid?
00:00:34It's fantastic.
00:00:38You know Luke and Shazza are back today, don't you?
00:00:42Only if you're working out who's available and who isn't,
00:00:45she'll be expecting to play.
00:00:47All right.
00:00:51Unless she's drunk herself silly on plane.
00:00:57You're going to have to let her go, you know.
00:01:01You know, aren't you, eh?
00:01:04She's made her choice.
00:01:07We haven't got any subs.
00:01:08Mum!
00:01:11I feel stupid.
00:01:14Look, I know, love, but it's a charity match.
00:01:16We've all got to do his bit, haven't we?
00:01:17But why do I have to wear it?
00:01:19Well, because you're the only one it fits.
00:01:24I'm sorry, love.
00:01:27Anyway, as Pratt told you, we're playing this afternoon or what?
00:01:30No.
00:01:32No.
00:01:33Buckets.
00:01:34You what?
00:01:36For collecting the cash.
00:01:37Go and get some buckets from down the station.
00:01:40Well, there you are, love.
00:01:43Little gas cooker.
00:01:45Curtains.
00:01:47All sorts of stuff.
00:01:48Well, if Luke don't want it, I'll have it.
00:01:52Right.
00:01:55Well, we've got three hours before the plane lands.
00:01:58It'll be all hands on deck.
00:02:00We've got miracles to perform.
00:02:02Oh, no, it's not that bad, surely.
00:02:04Oh, you two, you've no idea.
00:02:09It's times like this that I miss our Therese.
00:02:13And little Joe.
00:02:25Oh, the young star.
00:02:28That's him.
00:02:29Oh, shit.
00:02:35Get off!
00:02:37Right, Mum!
00:02:39Will you get this door off?
00:02:41Oh, shit.
00:02:42Get off!
00:02:43I think we're fighting a losing battle, Jimmy.
00:02:46Jimmy!
00:02:49I've come to see my daughter.
00:02:53Right, come in.
00:03:04So what have you got to do to get to be a farmer, then?
00:03:06Oi!
00:03:08Obstruction, free kick!
00:03:09Free kick!
00:03:10Bollocks!
00:03:10Ollie, you don't know the bloody rules, so I need just...
00:03:12Of course I know bloody rules.
00:03:13I need football.
00:03:14Well, then you'll notice a free kick, then, won't you?
00:03:16No way!
00:03:16I don't even know what obstruction means.
00:03:18Of course I do!
00:03:19You're not a bloody referee, ain't it, Rose?
00:03:21Right, are we playing football here today or what?
00:03:23Come on!
00:03:24Come on!
00:03:27Come for here!
00:03:28Come on!
00:03:34What are you doing?
00:03:38You only sent that to put me off cos I knew I'm gonna score.
00:03:40Get!
00:03:41They say they're not sick to send it all comes out when we're in pitch.
00:03:44Come on, baby!
00:03:46Yeah!
00:03:48She must be.
00:03:49What's her name?
00:03:51Dunno.
00:03:54Jeremy, don't leave that tip, Dom.
00:03:59Mum!
00:04:01Hiya.
00:04:04Are they back?
00:04:05Er, er, no, no, not for a couple of hours yet.
00:04:08So what time are they, Joe?
00:04:10About dinner time.
00:04:12Where is your dad?
00:04:13This place is a dad trap.
00:04:15It's not that bad.
00:04:17Isn't it?
00:04:18Is that why your neighbours are moving out?
00:04:21Is that why half the houses in the street have a for sale sign?
00:04:25Is that why next door but one's all boarded up?
00:04:28Dad, this is where me and Ryan live now and you're gonna have to get used to it.
00:04:33It breaks my heart to see this family the way it is.
00:04:37I came here to ask you to come home.
00:04:39No!
00:04:40But now I've seen the state of the place, I'm telling you.
00:04:44Joe, she misses you.
00:04:48Yeah?
00:04:49Well, she shouldn't be so stubborn, should she?
00:04:51Now, you don't mean that.
00:04:53Yeah, I do, actually.
00:04:54I'm not a bad person, Dad.
00:04:56And I'm sick of being made to feel like one.
00:04:58I want you to come home.
00:05:01I want you to sort this out.
00:05:03I want you to get your things, come home with me and talk to your mother.
00:05:08Dad, I'm not going anywhere without Ryan, don't you understand?
00:05:24All right.
00:05:26Do both of you then?
00:05:28What's all right?
00:05:30Both of you get your things.
00:05:33Nobody should be living here.
00:05:35Can I give you hands with any fun?
00:05:37No, no, you're all right.
00:05:39Just sit and take it easy.
00:05:41You take sugar?
00:05:42Just free.
00:05:44So, what have you been up to since wedding?
00:05:46Me?
00:05:47Oh, nothing.
00:05:48What's his ex life?
00:05:51What did she say?
00:05:52Mary!
00:05:53Where the heck have you been?
00:05:56What a dozy time to start this appearing.
00:06:04Joe.
00:06:07Hiya, ma'am.
00:06:09That house is full of the bits round their ears.
00:06:12It's dangerous.
00:06:13There's no way anybody should be living in it.
00:06:16Oh, well then.
00:06:20You better come home.
00:06:23There's just one problem though.
00:06:27What's he doing here?
00:06:30I hope you're not suggesting.
00:06:33Not after the hammock he caused.
00:06:35Mrs Mullin.
00:06:36My son and his new wife are coming home shortly.
00:06:38And I've got a caravan to clean.
00:06:41How Joe's welcome to come back but he's not coming here?
00:06:44Not in a month or Sundays.
00:06:46Mary!
00:06:46Listen to me!
00:06:56Why can't he go to his parents?
00:06:59She won't leave him.
00:07:00And nothing you or I can do or say is going to change that.
00:07:04I'll tell you what could happen though.
00:07:06If we don't take the pair of them in,
00:07:09he could end up with both of them moving back into his parents' house.
00:07:12And frankly I'd rather than did that than stay in the hell hole they're in.
00:07:16But is that what you really want for our little Joe?
00:07:19To have to live with that,
00:07:21that obnoxious woman?
00:07:22Because I'm damn sure I don't.
00:07:25Wouldn't it be the Christian thing to forgive and forget?
00:07:29What is it our Lord says about turning the other cheek?
00:07:43Washer machine repairman come round, right?
00:07:46And I'm saying, no, you're alright.
00:07:48I'm getting some money tomorrow off my daughter.
00:07:50Which normally you say I would be doing if she hadn't been off on holiday.
00:07:54He's a funny looking fella.
00:07:55He's got no little toes.
00:07:58Who's telling me that?
00:07:59It's Mum.
00:07:59No, don't you say anything.
00:08:01You can only make a bad situation worse.
00:08:05I've come to a decision.
00:08:07You can stop here.
00:08:09Both of you.
00:08:10You what?
00:08:11I'll not be accused of being irresponsible.
00:08:13Not if that house is as bad as your dad says it is.
00:08:16And he should know he's a builder.
00:08:18Well, he was.
00:08:19Mum?
00:08:20But just hear this.
00:08:21There's to be no house your father under my roof.
00:08:25Now Joe can go back to her old room
00:08:27and he can sleep in with our Matthew.
00:08:30Why can't he have Shaz's old room?
00:08:32Because I say so, that's why.
00:08:35And you can keep your eye on him.
00:08:36I'll tell you something.
00:08:37Our Luke will have something to say about this.
00:08:38He's not a soft bugger like me.
00:08:40Anybody who's not happy with the arrangements
00:08:41can make alternative accommodation.
00:08:44Thank you, Mrs Mullin.
00:08:46Well then.
00:08:47One of you had better go back to that house
00:08:49and collect your belongings.
00:08:50I'll do that.
00:08:51Now I want some volunteers.
00:08:53I want that caravan spotless
00:08:55before your brother comes back from the airport.
00:08:58Ask her.
00:08:59Go on, ask her.
00:09:00Alright, I'm gonna.
00:09:00Go on then.
00:09:01Look.
00:09:03You've got to be cool about these things, Martin, right?
00:09:05You don't want to look too keen.
00:09:06Otherwise you think you're desperate.
00:09:08Oi.
00:09:09Who's that lass?
00:09:10What, Holly?
00:09:11Oi, you had your head stuck up your arse or something?
00:09:12She's been here a week on transfer.
00:09:14Tell you what.
00:09:15Don't I shit tonight.
00:09:16Have a dull moment.
00:09:17Oi!
00:09:18Tosser.
00:09:19Hi.
00:09:20Sorry, I don't think we've met.
00:09:21I'm Scott Bradley.
00:09:23I think we've been working on different shifts.
00:09:25Oh, congratulations.
00:09:27Erm, this is Martin.
00:09:29Alright.
00:09:30Anyway, I wondered if you fancied playing football
00:09:32a little bit more seriously.
00:09:34That's the crappiest chat-up line I've ever heard.
00:09:36Oh, no, no, it's not a chat-up line.
00:09:37I'm serious.
00:09:38I coach the Blues.
00:09:39It's the local women's football team.
00:09:42We're looking for new players.
00:09:44I just thought if you fancied kicking a football about,
00:09:46you know, you might be interested.
00:09:47We're playing this afternoon if you want to come down.
00:09:49Come and have a look.
00:09:50See what you think.
00:09:51Please?
00:09:53This your lad?
00:09:54Oh, no, I'm not married.
00:09:56I'm team Lascot.
00:09:58Okay, then.
00:09:59I'll come.
00:10:00Mind you, it depends what's on the telly.
00:10:01I'm not coming if it's all good on.
00:10:03Erm, the pitch is down Jepson's Lane.
00:10:05It's just behind the allotments.
00:10:09We're not leaving that lad here.
00:10:10You'll have to say something.
00:10:12Why don't we ask him to come with us?
00:10:13No.
00:10:14We can't go fit in.
00:10:15No, somebody'll have to say something,
00:10:17or somebody'll have to stay behind and keep their eye on things.
00:10:19Oh, do you mean me?
00:10:20Well, I've got to go.
00:10:20I'm driving.
00:10:21It's all right if they come with you, ain't it?
00:10:23They've never seen an aeroplane before.
00:10:25Not close to it.
00:10:26Be educational, Farrah.
00:10:27Come on.
00:10:29Who's this?
00:10:34Oh, look, it's heavy.
00:10:36Oh, that's safe as a journey.
00:10:37Just about to come and get you.
00:10:39Are you all right?
00:10:40Look at you.
00:10:41Your flight time's mixed up.
00:10:45Oh, where's Shaz?
00:10:46Hey, I've got some smart presents for you, Al.
00:10:48What's this?
00:10:50That, my son, is for you and your lovely wife.
00:10:54There's our little caravan.
00:10:56I don't believe it.
00:10:58Look, where's Shazza?
00:11:00Oh, she's still in St. Kate's.
00:11:01All right, mate.
00:11:02How you doing?
00:11:33Big day today.
00:11:34Surely you're all set.
00:11:35Yeah, well, I meant to help if we knew we were playing against it.
00:11:37Tactics, lad.
00:11:38Just tactics.
00:11:39Aren't they what we're supposed to use against the other team?
00:11:41Have you seen the publicity all over the town?
00:11:43Yeah, we could hardly miss it.
00:11:44Well, that's what it's all about today, isn't it?
00:11:46Advertising, attracting attention, getting sponsorship and deals.
00:11:49Yeah, I thought it was about raising money for this little kid to have his operation
00:11:52in America.
00:11:53Have you got your World Cup kit?
00:11:55Come on, it's up, Martin. Get it on!
00:12:02There you go, Dad.
00:12:03Oh, son.
00:12:05I mean, you and Shazza would go and waste your money on me for it, eh?
00:12:08An alarm clock.
00:12:09Oh, lovely.
00:12:10Why is she staying on?
00:12:12I've told you, she spent a bit of time with her dad.
00:12:14She had five weeks with him, and I thought I'd have been sick at sight of her being out.
00:12:17Yeah, but she hadn't, though, cos he wasn't there when we arrived.
00:12:20He only showed up there before yesterday.
00:12:22Here you go, Matt.
00:12:23Oh, smart!
00:12:26I haven't got help for you, Joan, on account of I didn't know you'd be here like.
00:12:29Oh, that's all right, neither did I.
00:12:31You know she's moving back in again.
00:12:33Oh.
00:12:33Right, I've got all her stuff at his house.
00:12:37And so is he.
00:12:38You what?
00:12:39Why?
00:12:40Well, has somebody explained to her, Luke?
00:12:42It's beyond me.
00:12:43Oh, Ryan, er...
00:12:44Didn't you say you don't Geraldine out, er...
00:12:46Oh, Christ, yes.
00:12:47Now, no blasphemy in this house, as well as no out your father.
00:12:53What is happening?
00:12:55It's all right for you.
00:12:55You've got your caravan to stay in.
00:12:56I've got to share a room with the bastards, eh?
00:12:58No, no, Luke, Luke.
00:12:59Come and look at your caravan.
00:13:01Come on.
00:13:01Come and see.
00:13:03Where?
00:13:05Well, that's me stuff, doesn't it?
00:13:07He'll be back tomorrow to take me Sheena or I'll break it or something if I can't pay him.
00:13:11What?
00:13:13Could you lend us, like, twenty quid?
00:13:16Oh.
00:13:33Oh, God.
00:13:40Well, what do you think?
00:13:44Well, it's...
00:13:45It's all your presents, son.
00:13:47All your wedding presents.
00:13:49Maybe you'll want to wait till Shasta comes home before you open to me.
00:13:53Yeah.
00:13:56It's fantastic.
00:14:00Mum, really, it's...
00:14:03Ah.
00:14:07Thanks, Mum.
00:14:09Dad.
00:14:11Right.
00:14:12We've got a game, then.
00:14:14Well, I just thought I might hang here, you know.
00:14:16No, you've got to come.
00:14:17She wants me to take her with me.
00:14:18And the kids.
00:14:20Please.
00:14:21I think she fancies me.
00:14:25Yeah.
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:29We'll be all right.
00:14:30We'll be all right.
00:14:31It can only get better.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:34You haven't told your mum and dad yet.
00:14:37Oh, I'm not.
00:14:38Well, I love you.
00:14:39See you later.
00:15:08I'm sorry.
00:15:09There was a bit of a crisis.
00:15:09I couldn't get away.
00:15:10I haven't arrived yet.
00:15:10Oh, hey, yeah.
00:15:12Scott, you weren't expecting Shaz to play, were you?
00:15:15Right, yeah.
00:15:16Oh, Shane.
00:15:17She's still in Caribbean.
00:15:18She's staying there with her dad for a couple more weeks.
00:15:22Why?
00:15:23Well, I don't know.
00:15:24Because she wants to spend some more time with him, I suppose.
00:15:29Oh, shit.
00:15:31It means we're a player down for me.
00:15:32Well, put Rita on.
00:15:33What?
00:15:34Hey, no.
00:15:34Oh, come off it.
00:15:46What the bloody hell is this?
00:15:51Fellas.
00:15:52We're not playing rice.
00:15:54You are joking.
00:15:55Is this when I've got my name all over?
00:15:57Come on.
00:15:58It's only a charity match, isn't it?
00:15:59Hey, hey.
00:16:00We're a football club, not a freak show.
00:16:02You're not even playing.
00:16:03Gee.
00:16:04Right.
00:16:05Is everybody decent?
00:16:06It's our guest.
00:16:08You seen the opposition, then?
00:16:09It's bloody ridiculous.
00:16:11It's not ridiculous.
00:16:12It's just a spectacle, isn't it?
00:16:13No publicity is bad publicity.
00:16:15I think it was Lord Byron who said that.
00:16:17No, we're changing our image.
00:16:18We're raising our profile.
00:16:19We're attracting attention.
00:16:21Men versus women.
00:16:22It'll be a corker.
00:16:25What's this now?
00:16:27Oh, Shaz has not come back from all of this, so Rita's going on.
00:16:31You're kidding, aren't you?
00:16:33Right, come on.
00:16:34We're not going on.
00:16:36What about this little lad who's got to go to America for the operation?
00:16:39Who's going to tell him?
00:16:40Who's going to tell him that you're not going on and all them people out there all be screaming
00:16:43for their money back?
00:16:44All right, all right.
00:16:45Look, you ever do this to us again, ever, and I'll chop your dick off, slowly.
00:16:50I'm looking forward to that.
00:16:52No, you won't.
00:16:54All right, get him there.
00:16:55All right, look, come on.
00:16:57I've seen them out there, right?
00:16:59And they're not going to give you any trouble.
00:17:00They're going to be knackered in ten minutes.
00:17:02Look, they're going to be laughing at you lot, thinking you're just a load of lasses
00:17:04and they can walk all over you.
00:17:06Now, come on.
00:17:07Let's have them.
00:17:08Come on.
00:17:10Show them how it's done.
00:17:11I don't believe this.
00:17:12Are we that desperate?
00:17:14I wanted them to look like Amazons out there today.
00:17:17There you are, eh?
00:17:19You're bloody crazy.
00:17:21Hello, girls.
00:17:22Hey!
00:17:24I don't believe this.
00:17:25Bloody hell.
00:17:26Good morning.
00:17:27We'll take it easy.
00:17:28Hey, who's looking at the kids, eh?
00:17:31We don't want to embarrass you.
00:17:33We're just going to score a couple of goals.
00:17:35We'll kick the ball about a little bit.
00:17:36We don't want to show you up.
00:17:37What are you talking to me?
00:17:38Oh.
00:17:39Oh.
00:17:40Ye dopey little twats like you for breakfast.
00:17:42What are you talking to me?
00:17:45Oh, come on.
00:17:45Let's bring that bloody shit.
00:17:47You're too.
00:17:51Some really important people out there and the willing to pay bloody good money
00:17:54to have their logos put off something quite wild.
00:17:56Not some middle-aged mother's union outfit.
00:17:59I haven't got any choice, have I?
00:18:04Hold on.
00:18:06Hey!
00:18:06I'm talking to you!
00:18:12Hiya.
00:18:12Come with me.
00:18:13What are you doing?
00:18:14I'm a player down.
00:18:15I need you to go on.
00:18:16What are you all about?
00:18:18Look, just trust me.
00:18:18You'll be fine.
00:18:19I'll be shite.
00:18:20Look, you can kick a football.
00:18:21Across the yard.
00:18:22Yeah, right.
00:18:22Well, that's all that matters today.
00:18:24I knew I shouldn't have come.
00:18:25Look, Holly.
00:18:26I've seen you play, right?
00:18:27You're telling me.
00:18:28Believe me.
00:18:29Do your best.
00:18:30Are you going to play?
00:18:34Please.
00:18:37You'll have to give us some kit.
00:18:39Yes!
00:18:41Rita!
00:18:42Rita!
00:18:42It's all right.
00:18:43You're coming off.
00:18:44You are?
00:18:45It's all right.
00:18:46You don't have to play.
00:18:48This is Holly.
00:18:49She's going to go on.
00:18:50Can you give me your kit?
00:18:51All right.
00:18:53Jodie, have we got any spare boots?
00:18:54Well, what's going on?
00:18:56Size six and a half.
00:18:58What's that?
00:19:01Is anybody allowed to play now?
00:19:06Yeah, I think the sixes, actually, is that all right?
00:19:08Right.
00:19:09Joe, this is Holly.
00:19:10I'm putting her on in midfield, all right?
00:19:13Have you ever played before?
00:19:14Played for head school.
00:19:16Are we just fucking people out of crowd to play for us now?
00:19:18What about Rita?
00:19:19Joe.
00:19:21She's never tried with us.
00:19:22She don't know a scheme.
00:19:23You can't just put her on the...
00:19:24Who's there?
00:19:24All right.
00:19:24I know I'm taking a risk, right?
00:19:26But she'll be fine.
00:19:27It's only a charity match.
00:19:28Let's give her a go.
00:19:28Why not?
00:19:30Why not?
00:19:31Come on.
00:19:32You're mad.
00:19:32I'm going to kick her back.
00:19:44It's only a charity match.
00:19:45You can dance like better than she.
00:19:47No, I'm not.
00:19:49Go on!
00:19:50Go on!
00:19:52Go on!
00:19:53Go on!
00:19:54Go on!
00:19:54Go on!
00:19:55Oh crap!
00:19:57I've got to go here and me!
00:19:58Me!
00:19:59Are you dead for a what?
00:20:00This is a team game, they're trying to do this.
00:20:02We help each other. You're not out here on your own, you know.
00:20:05You're meant to pass for them, not keep it to your bloody self.
00:20:08Open your sodding eyes next time.
00:20:12Bitch.
00:20:14She played for England now, you know.
00:20:17Oh, aye.
00:20:18I'm a bad in my heart.
00:20:41Never mind, love. I'm sure you're all right in kitchen.
00:20:481-0. I thought you were going to beat the crap out of them.
00:20:51You can't mess us about and expect us to be brilliant.
00:20:54We thought Rita were coming on with us.
00:20:55I need the physio on the bench. Are you lucky that Ollie turned up?
00:20:58Come on, let's start playing like a National League team.
00:21:00We might as well all just piss off home.
00:21:02Oh, wait a minute.
00:21:03And how are we expected to do that when we're playing with amateurs?
00:21:06Come on, man. Forget about it.
00:21:08Go, girls.
00:21:09Come on, come on, man.
00:21:0925 minutes to beat them.
00:21:13Don't worry about it. You're doing brilliant, honestly.
00:21:15Great.
00:21:15As long as I don't get my head kicked in.
00:21:17I'm not talking about other team, either.
00:21:22Gigi.
00:21:24Try that again.
00:21:25Grind your face and sit ground.
00:21:27All right.
00:21:32You got him going, didn't it?
00:21:37Oh, yes, he's here.
00:21:39Oh, yes, he's here.
00:21:41Come on, do it!
00:21:43Do it!
00:21:44Do it!
00:21:45Do it!
00:21:45Do it!
00:21:46Do it!
00:21:59Do it!
00:22:02Do you know who you are?
00:22:04Eh?
00:22:05You are rubbish!
00:22:11What's the show about then, Luke?
00:22:13Well, she's spending a bit of time.
00:22:14Really, Dad?
00:22:15Yeah.
00:22:16Ryan said.
00:22:18You all right?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:21Just feels a bit funny.
00:22:22Being here without her.
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:24What?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:25Come on!
00:22:26Come quick!
00:22:27Quickly!
00:22:30She's a bit mad, aren't you?
00:22:31I think it's weird women wanting to play football.
00:22:35I always thought her shadow was a bit balmy.
00:22:43That's it!
00:22:44Come back!
00:22:45Come back!
00:22:46Come back!
00:22:47Come back!
00:22:47Come back!
00:22:47Come back!
00:22:48Come back!
00:22:49Come back!
00:22:50Come back!
00:22:51Come back!
00:22:52Come back!
00:22:55Come back!
00:23:01Oh my god.
00:23:02You're a little bit more than that.
00:23:06Swatouk.
00:23:08Look out.
00:23:11Yes, she's on.
00:23:14Oh my god.
00:23:16I'm going to do it.
00:23:18No.
00:23:21Oh my god.
00:23:23Oh my god.
00:23:26What a game! Even better than we bargained for!
00:23:29Well done, lads! Well played, you Blues!
00:23:35How do you feel, aren't you? How do you feel?
00:23:40Well played, Blues!
00:23:50No. No, I would never shop there.
00:23:53Well, it's the quality of charity.
00:23:58Oh, hello, love! Have you sold any cars?
00:24:01I've moved in with the Mons.
00:24:03You've done what? What did you say?
00:24:05Look, Jo and me, it's for the best, all right? I'll talk to you about it later.
00:24:07I've got to get back and while Jo didn't skin me.
00:24:09Ryan!
00:24:10Talk to you later. All right.
00:24:11No! No! Come here! Come here!
00:24:13Ryan!
00:24:14Ryan!
00:24:29Ryan!
00:24:32Ryan!
00:24:33Ryan!
00:24:38Ryan!
00:24:39I'm not saying that she's crap, but she should have been put on the field without any training!
00:24:43That's a bloody loop!
00:24:44Oh, she's got me one, didn't we?
00:24:46Aye, aye!
00:24:47I bet you shards have been at it all night, have you?
00:24:49I bet you shards have been at it all night, have you?
00:24:51I bet you shards have been at it all night, have you?
00:25:05It's so difficult for us.
00:25:09Look, come on, please, don't go yet!
00:25:12Well, no, don't disappear, Joe! Come on, look, I'm in!
00:25:14No, I've got loads of one packing to do, I can't, I can't.
00:25:16Oh, come on, stay and have a drink with us!
00:25:18Do you not have another one?
00:25:19Do I understand this correctly? Are you and Ryan going to live with...
00:25:22Fancy, please, one moment, I'll be back.
00:25:25Jim!
00:25:26Hi.
00:25:27How's the honeymoon?
00:25:29What's up to you?
00:25:31Nothing I can give a toss.
00:25:41I'm not drinking in here ever again.
00:25:53What are you drinking?
00:25:55Er, whatever.
00:25:56Lime and soda.
00:25:58You can have one proper drink, you know?
00:25:59I don't.
00:26:00What?
00:26:01I don't drink.
00:26:04It's juice.
00:26:06Aye.
00:26:21Luke, I know it's a bit mad, Ryan, moving in, and you're bound to be pissed off and everything,
00:26:26but it was Dad's idea.
00:26:28I couldn't care less.
00:26:30Don't be like that.
00:26:32No.
00:26:34I love her.
00:26:36So much.
00:26:39I can't help it.
00:26:44I wish I knew why.
00:26:48I just wish she were here.
00:26:54Well, maybe when she comes back, we all can go on a night out.
00:27:00Me?
00:27:04Me and you.
00:27:05Shaz and Ryan.
00:27:08I'll put all that other shit behind us.
00:27:12Oh, I love you.
00:27:14I'm Matthew and me mum and dad, but I love him too.
00:27:20And it's not gonna go away.
00:27:24If it hadn't like that with you and Shaz, you wouldn't be able to give her up, would you?
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:32Can't you understand?
00:27:39It is all gonna be alright, you know.
00:27:48You're tired.
00:27:49You've had a long journey.
00:27:51Yeah.
00:27:52I'll talk to you later.
00:27:54I'll give you some space, eh?
00:27:59You're the best brother.
00:28:23You're the best brother.
00:28:25You're a friend of all. I don't bleed in, though, do I?
00:28:27Hey, Holly, do you want another drink?
00:28:29I haven't got time on duty.
00:28:30Yeah, I wasn't talking to you, nor bed.
00:28:33It means we're on a shift.
00:28:34Yeah, you're a ball rass.
00:28:37Now, are you a fireman?
00:28:39No, honestly, Holly, are you?
00:28:40What's wrong with that?
00:28:42Are you really?
00:28:43I had this mate, right, who said that to be a fireman,
00:28:45he had to be able to carry 17 stone, right,
00:28:47and wade through treacle.
00:28:51What is this deal?
00:28:53Excuse me, how much do you weigh?
00:28:5714.6, mine.
00:28:58Fine.
00:29:05Oi, calm down, he's with me.
00:29:08Happy?
00:29:10Happy, bye.
00:29:12What's going on?
00:29:13Oh, bloody Wonder Woman showing off here.
00:29:15Stop gawping.
00:29:41What did I do wrong?
00:29:44No, I'm asking.
00:29:45We had your room decorated,
00:29:47I cooked your meals,
00:29:48I did your watching.
00:29:49Mum, look, I'm...
00:29:50That's what I'm guilty of.
00:29:51I only guilty of.
00:29:51And what you don't seem to understand
00:29:53is that I liked your being there.
00:29:54I miss you.
00:29:56The bulk of you.
00:29:57Oh, I'm going home.
00:29:58Jim?
00:29:59I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
00:30:02I should be so lucky in love.
00:30:06I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky.
00:30:09Well, we'll show up.
00:30:11Heavens.
00:30:13We'll just let it ride for a bit, eh?
00:30:14So we'll unloved.
00:30:19I still think the sooner we get a deposit
00:30:21for our own house, the better.
00:30:23Oh, no, no.
00:30:24Here we go.
00:30:25Oh.
00:30:38Oh, finally.
00:30:40Will one of you tell our Luke his tea's ready?
00:30:42Yeah, I will.
00:30:44Oh, mate.
00:30:47You'll find we're very prompt
00:30:49with meals in our house.
00:31:05Luke?
00:31:06Luke, come on, your tea's ready.
00:31:11I'm lucky.
00:31:12Hey, did you hear something?
00:31:17Scott Bradley!
00:31:22Shit.
00:31:25Shit.
00:31:30lads.
00:31:36Bradley!
00:31:38Scott Bradley!
00:31:40Do you know him?
00:31:41Yeah, it's Luke Mullen.
00:31:42Who?
00:31:43This bloke.
00:31:45Shazza's married to her.
00:31:46Who?
00:31:48Shazza.
00:31:48She's a girl I used to go out with.
00:31:49What's he doing?
00:31:51You looking?
00:31:52You watching?
00:31:54You seeing this, Bradley?
00:31:56You seeing it?
00:31:58You keep him talking him off up tower.
00:32:00Don't provoke him.
00:32:02Me?
00:32:02I think it's you who's got a problem with mate.
00:32:17You know this guy?
00:32:18Yes, sir.
00:32:19Right.
00:32:19Has he got a wife?
00:32:20Let's have her here.
00:32:20Well, he has, but she's not around.
00:32:22All right.
00:32:22Get his mother here.
00:32:23OK.
00:32:24I hope he won't get up to you in front of his mother.
00:32:25Go on, ring her.
00:32:26Bradley!
00:32:29Stay there!
00:32:31They're called the Mullins.
00:32:32They live down Carlyvale Road.
00:32:33I don't know the number.
00:32:36No fighting, no shouting, and no swearing.
00:32:39No singing, and no farting.
00:32:41Cool.
00:32:42I'm looking there.
00:32:43Why not?
00:32:45He knows what time we have us tea.
00:32:47Mmm, this is lovely, Mrs Moe.
00:32:48Don't worry.
00:32:49I'll do my best for you.
00:32:50And no leaving the bog seat up either, because your mum don't like that, do you?
00:32:55But don't forget to put it up before you go, otherwise she'll splash it, and she don't like that, do
00:32:59you, man?
00:32:59Bog seat.
00:33:00All right, all right.
00:33:02What are you saying?
00:33:03Mum, it's Luke.
00:33:08Luke!
00:33:09Look, if there's anything you want me to do, just tell me and I'll do it.
00:33:12Piss off, you bastard.
00:33:18What are you doing?
00:33:19You better keep back.
00:33:21I'm going to set myself on fire.
00:33:23What for?
00:33:25Because I am.
00:33:27Yeah, I know, but why?
00:33:30Well, sit to you.
00:33:32Because I don't think you should.
00:33:35Why not?
00:33:37Because you'll make a right bloody mess if you do, that's why.
00:33:41I don't care.
00:33:44What's your name?
00:33:46Is it Luke?
00:33:48Luke.
00:33:49Yeah.
00:33:50What's the matter, Luke?
00:33:52Mind your own business.
00:33:55No.
00:33:56Go on, tell me.
00:33:58I'm going to do it.
00:34:00I'm going to do it.
00:34:01I know, but tell us why first.
00:34:03It's not funny.
00:34:04Who's laughing?
00:34:06I won't be laughing if you set yourself on fire, will I?
00:34:08I'll be too busy trying to put you out.
00:34:13I've never met a firewoman before.
00:34:16Well, never mind.
00:34:17There's lots of stuff you're not going to do now, aren't there?
00:34:20Why?
00:34:22Because you're going to kill yourself, aren't you?
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:27I am.
00:34:29Yeah.
00:34:31Tell us why.
00:34:36Me mum and dad.
00:34:40They got us this caravan.
00:34:43For when me and Shazza got home.
00:34:47Off as honeymoon, they made it all nice.
00:34:53And they're dead proud of me.
00:34:57Because I'm married.
00:35:02Because I am a married man.
00:35:06And I'm not without Shazza.
00:35:15So how can I tell them now?
00:35:19What?
00:35:24She left me.
00:35:29First day we were there.
00:35:40She wanted to be with Bradley.
00:35:42That bastard there.
00:35:45And I knew that.
00:35:49And I just thought, after we got married, it'd all go away.
00:35:59And she's screaming at me.
00:36:06I don't love you.
00:36:07I love him.
00:36:08I want to be with him.
00:36:12I never even touched him.
00:36:17I mean, we never...
00:36:20I'm sorry.
00:36:28Oh, my God, Lord.
00:36:29Oh, Jimmy.
00:36:30Oh, my God.
00:36:32What's happening?
00:36:33What's going on?
00:36:34What can you do, sonny?
00:36:36Holly's up there.
00:36:37Holly?
00:36:38She's trying to talk him down.
00:36:41What's my dad doing here?
00:36:44And my sister?
00:36:45And my mum?
00:36:49That's the right shitty thing to do, bringing him here.
00:36:52I'm still going to do it.
00:36:56I love Jo.
00:36:58So how's she going to feel if you talk to yourself?
00:37:03She's got that little runt, Ryan.
00:37:06She's sorted.
00:37:09Everybody's sorted.
00:37:12The thing is, see, I...
00:37:17There's never been anyone else, either.
00:37:23I'm crap, but with me.
00:37:26I'm a joke.
00:37:31You're not really going to do it, are you?
00:37:37You might think you're the only person who's ever felt this low, but you're not.
00:37:43Someone I know...
00:37:46She had a cracker slit in her ass once.
00:37:50Why?
00:37:52This bloke...
00:37:55We were really annoying her, and, uh...
00:37:59She went out and got rat-arsed.
00:38:01I mean, really, really wrecked, and...
00:38:09She smashed him up.
00:38:12Badly.
00:38:17You're still living with it now, poor cow.
00:38:24You're still living with it now.
00:38:25Well, you.
00:38:27So, I don't want you thinking I'm a smug guy, because I'm not.
00:38:40Weren't you playing for blues this afternoon?
00:38:42Yeah.
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:55Luke!
00:38:57Mom!
00:38:59Luke!
00:38:59Please!
00:39:01Please, don't.
00:39:05No!
00:39:06No!
00:39:07I'm not happy.
00:39:28I'm sorry, Mum. She's left me, Mum. She's left me. She's not coming back.
00:39:34I'm sorry, Mum.
00:40:06Only to me. Only to me.
00:40:09No, no, no. For the whole two weeks.
00:40:20Hey, Gemma. I'm getting ready for work here.
00:40:22I know. How are them?
00:40:26Oh, I hope you're ready for this.
00:40:28Oh, I'm not ready for this. I don't want to listen to me.
00:40:36Joel! Your mullet wants you!
00:40:38What?
00:40:41Mwah. I'll see you.
00:40:43I'll see you.
00:40:48I knew it was in here somewhere.
00:40:53Shazza gave me this to say thank you for having her to live here.
00:40:58I should have known then that things would end badly.
00:41:01Right. Now get this out of the house before your brother sees it.
00:41:04And give your dad a hand putting these boxes in the back of the van.
00:41:06I don't want him lifting anything. Not with his heart.
00:41:09Yes, Mum.
00:41:10Have we got everything?
00:41:12Oh, Jo! Jo!
00:41:13Yeah?
00:41:13Jo, I want you to go upstairs, love, and scout around.
00:41:16See if there's anything left of Shazza's.
00:41:18You'll know it better than we do.
00:41:20What are you doing?
00:41:21Oh, we're just getting rid of a few unhappy memories.
00:41:27Matthew do this. Matthew do that, it's all I get me.
00:41:30I mean, I wouldn't mind, but I'm the only one doing all her bleeding leg work.
00:41:33Yeah, well, your mother's just a bit worked up right now.
00:41:35Dad, we all are, aren't we?
00:41:37Anyway, where's Luke?
00:41:38I'm afraid you're on your own there, son.
00:41:41Your mother doesn't think a trip to Sharon's mum is what she needs right now.
00:41:44What does she think he's gonna do? Jump out of the bloody van?
00:41:48You got something to say, Matthew Mullen?
00:41:51No.
00:41:52Well, get on my way, shall I?
00:41:54Eh, well, just drop these in on your way around.
00:41:56Right.
00:41:57And come straight back here.
00:41:59It'll only take you a couple of hours at most.
00:42:03Oh!
00:42:04Mary!
00:42:05I think you have a visitor.
00:42:07Oh!
00:42:07Yeah, hello!
00:42:08Hiya.
00:42:09It's, uh, Holly.
00:42:10How are you?
00:42:11Holly, hello.
00:42:12How nice of you to come.
00:42:14I just thought I'd pop by, see how he is.
00:42:15Oh, yeah.
00:42:16Come on.
00:42:17Come on.
00:42:26We do appreciate you coming round like this.
00:42:28Oh.
00:42:29Are you sure you won't have a drop of milk in that, love?
00:42:31No, ta.
00:42:34We tried to contact you at the fire station, but they said you were on holiday.
00:42:37Yeah, I've been away for a week.
00:42:39I've got a bit of time off, you know.
00:42:40Oh, well, I expect you feel better after that.
00:42:47Mum, have you got any of that cake left?
00:42:49What?
00:42:50You know, the one that Ida brought round.
00:42:52Maybe Ollie I'd like a bit.
00:42:55Oh!
00:42:55Oh!
00:42:56Of course.
00:42:57How rude of me.
00:42:59Right.
00:42:59Jimmy, come on.
00:43:01Come down with a plate.
00:43:02Oh, yes.
00:43:02Yes, of course, love.
00:43:06You can go now.
00:43:07You've done your job.
00:43:08You know how to make a woman feel welcome, don't you?
00:43:16Ask Shaz.
00:43:17Being a gardener myself.
00:43:19How is Sarah?
00:43:27There, there now, love.
00:43:40I'm here as a friend.
00:43:42Yeah, you and Rusticastle, Fib.
00:43:45It's not priest or doctor, it's our road popping round for a good gulp.
00:43:49Stopping being a single person.
00:43:50Does wonders for your popularity, this depression-like, you know.
00:43:53You're not depressed.
00:43:56You're miserable because your wife's walked out on you.
00:43:58Yeah, and you all spout the same load of shite.
00:44:01You don't really get used to it until...
00:44:03Is that what you think about what I said up tower?
00:44:08You just set out to get me down, haven't you?
00:44:12You need to talk.
00:44:13What would you know about it, eh?
00:44:15More than you think.
00:44:18Mate, how are you good with that, my love?
00:44:19Come on, my old Jimmy.
00:44:20I can manage.
00:44:22Here.
00:44:22Now, I've cut it up so that you can help yourself.
00:44:26Dear, thank you.
00:44:28No, Tam.
00:44:33She might be cuddly on the outside but underneath.
00:44:37She's a bag of nails.
00:44:39Sub-arctic temperatures in that caravan, the eating don't work.
00:44:42Are you sure that's straight?
00:44:45I think she's fixed it on purpose, you know.
00:44:47Trying to freeze me out.
00:44:48I won't put it out past Jo's mam.
00:44:49Are you going to blow up them balloons or what?
00:44:52Sorry.
00:44:53I think she's losing it.
00:44:54You know what I mean?
00:44:55Upstairs.
00:44:56No, I do.
00:44:57I think her marbles are going.
00:44:59It can't go on like this.
00:45:01Ever since we moved in, we haven't had a chance to hardly spend half an hour alone together.
00:45:06I mean, never mind.
00:45:07Ryan!
00:45:08Look.
00:45:09I've got Arthur World and a load of bloody photographers turning up for this charity presentation.
00:45:13I would like the place ready before they arrive.
00:45:16Right?
00:45:17Me and the Mullins go back donkey's years.
00:45:19They're good people.
00:45:19I don't particularly want to talk about them behind the backs, thank you.
00:45:24They hate me.
00:45:26Look, they're a traditional family, Ryan.
00:45:29You know, they're going to have a problem with any bloke waltzing in and trying to whisk
00:45:32away the golden girl.
00:45:33But I mean, you with your trap record, you know, you're going to have to do something
00:45:38pretty damn impressive, Ryan, you know, to prove to them that you're serious.
00:45:45Oh, no.
00:45:48Oi!
00:45:49I told you to put it on the other side.
00:45:53Geraldine, when I'm all done here, will you just give me a couple of hours?
00:45:57Just a couple, please.
00:45:58Please
00:45:58We have heard the message and the box.
00:46:05We have refreshed and Brian's back.
00:46:07Grab the box and tell that this guy.
00:46:14I'm sorry.
00:46:16I'll go.
00:46:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:46:23I'm sorry.
00:46:25I'm sorry.
00:46:25I'm sorry.
00:46:26I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:46:27I'm sorry.
00:46:27I'm sorry.
00:46:28My asses got it.
00:46:36Is your mum in?
00:46:37Mum!
00:46:44Oh, how are you? What are you doing here?
00:46:46Mum's asked me to bring this lot round. It shows us.
00:46:48Oh, what?
00:46:50Hey, what about? Where's your presents?
00:46:51I sent them back.
00:46:53Really?
00:46:54I suppose you'd better bring it in, then.
00:46:57So where do you want it, then?
00:47:00Upstairs, if you can manage.
00:47:02You two, down park.
00:47:08Go on, go on. Hurry up.
00:47:22I wish there's a car to put Keckle on.
00:47:25Well, I can't stay, really. I said I'd get straight back.
00:47:28Oh, it's just that Battenberg was on special after that.
00:47:30Oh, really?
00:47:34Yeah, go on, then. I'll stay for a piece.
00:47:36You look like you could do a retreat after all that.
00:47:42Stand here.
00:47:58Is that that man from the Gazette?
00:48:00Er, yeah.
00:48:00Yeah, I told him to get cracking on some team folk to save a bit of time.
00:48:03Look at that.
00:48:05Ten grand, that's what it's all about.
00:48:06Give him this little lad a second chance.
00:48:07Yeah, it all comes in.
00:48:09This is all about charity.
00:48:11Bloody hell, Francine!
00:48:13What's she doing?
00:48:19Are you totally off your head?
00:48:21I told you not to bother.
00:48:22What do we need the van for?
00:48:23I should have thought the reason was obvious, Jimmy.
00:48:27You're the one who set this thing up.
00:48:29And what acknowledgement do you get for it?
00:48:30You name on one measly banner.
00:48:33Now look, we're the original sponsors of this team.
00:48:36You let them walk all over you if it weren't for me.
00:48:39And why didn't you get an automatic?
00:48:42Look what the clutch pedal's done to my heel.
00:48:44It's a potential death trap, this thing.
00:48:47Now, come on.
00:48:53All right.
00:48:55Hi.
00:48:55What's up?
00:48:56Hey.
00:48:56How's it all going?
00:48:57Ooh.
00:48:58Somebody's made an effort.
00:49:00Yeah, well, you know, you've got to, aren't you, for the cameras?
00:49:03What do you think pictures are?
00:49:04Scratch and sniff?
00:49:07Oh, good.
00:49:08That's the last of them.
00:49:10Oh, I'm tag-along.
00:49:16You all right?
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:18I bet you didn't expect you'd make it, what would you be in a way on leave?
00:49:22Is it any of these?
00:49:23Yeah, yeah.
00:49:24Oh.
00:49:26This was all it had been last week.
00:49:28Me and you.
00:49:29You mean kiss?
00:49:31It's probably the main event at night, won't it?
00:49:44Hiya, Mr Muller, now.
00:49:46Joe's not in, is she?
00:49:47No.
00:49:48Uh, can I have a word, will you?
00:49:51Uh, yeah, come in.
00:49:53Oh, thank you.
00:49:57How's Luke?
00:50:00Poor lad.
00:50:01Bloody shazza.
00:50:03Treating him like that.
00:50:04Oh, he's so humiliated.
00:50:06He hasn't said that, but you can just tell it.
00:50:08He won't leave the house.
00:50:09Why?
00:50:10Nobody's judging him.
00:50:12All he did would trust the little cow.
00:50:14Look, you want to drag him out?
00:50:16Go and don't cast the arms.
00:50:17Let him know we're all behind him.
00:50:18Yeah, it's a good idea.
00:50:20That's what Ollie said.
00:50:21Maybe she's right.
00:50:25Geraldine!
00:50:25Come on.
00:50:26Come on.
00:50:27Oh, no.
00:50:28No, no, no.
00:50:28It's the team photo.
00:50:30Come on, I hardly look fit for the pitch.
00:50:31No, no, no, no.
00:50:32You're not a big team either, am I?
00:50:35No, no, no.
00:50:36No, no, no.
00:50:36No, no, no.
00:50:37Keep in now.
00:50:37I'm going to be gone.
00:50:39I'll stop you, come on.
00:50:40Okay, I know.
00:50:41You're gorgeous.
00:50:42Right, uh, trying.
00:50:44Oh, um, I had a few things I needed sorting out in town.
00:50:47We'll be back in a bit.
00:50:50Now, I know you two, you don't think much of me.
00:50:53I know that.
00:50:53I've made some, you know, some terrible mistakes in the past.
00:50:57I've hurt people.
00:50:58And not physically hurt them, I mean emotionally, you know.
00:51:01Through, through me own stupidity and all that.
00:51:03I've hurt you, you, your family.
00:51:08I'm not making sense.
00:51:09That's the first sensible thing he said.
00:51:12What I'm trying to say is that the person who's kept me going through all of this,
00:51:16you know, the person who's helped me clean up my act is, is your beautiful daughter, Jo.
00:51:21Oh, aye.
00:51:22And we know how.
00:51:24Have a dinner for this clap-tap.
00:51:26I look to you, his pill.
00:51:28And you can tell me when he's gone.
00:51:29Hang on a minute, Mary.
00:51:31If the lad's come here to apologise, the least we can do is listen.
00:51:34No, no, I've not come to apologise.
00:51:36I've actually come to ask if I can marry Jo.
00:51:40Sorry?
00:51:46What did you say?
00:51:47I've come to ask for your daughters.
00:51:49And a marriage.
00:51:53Is he completely mad at you?
00:51:57Stay calm, Mary.
00:51:58The idea of my lovely Jo married to that creature!
00:52:02I love her, Mrs. Cullen.
00:52:04What have we done to this earth?
00:52:05Why is he plaguing us like this?
00:52:07I...
00:52:08I can't live in bed.
00:52:09It's all right, Mary.
00:52:10Come on, God.
00:52:10The last thing I want to do is upset you.
00:52:12Upset me?!
00:52:12I've got a son through there ready for the funny farm, and I'll be joining him presently.
00:52:17But that's what you want, isn't it?
00:52:19He's trying to drag me round the bend!
00:52:21Look, you've got a good idea.
00:52:22It's all right, John.
00:52:23Well, I really didn't mean to cause offence.
00:52:25I think we'd better come back later, young man.
00:52:32Nice try.
00:52:33The writers of this video, well-worded pamphlets, say you need to have more shoppers.
00:52:52Hold me a minute.
00:52:53Is it all right?
00:52:54Yeah, it's lovely.
00:52:57I've never had beef spread with salad cream before.
00:53:01That's an island, that is.
00:53:03We're on special offer, you know.
00:53:05Sorry about all that.
00:53:06I had to cut my holes out.
00:53:09So?
00:53:13Er...
00:53:14You know, really, I ought to be getting back home.
00:53:16My mum will be panicking.
00:53:18You've gone a minute.
00:53:18You've got a bit on your face.
00:53:25You've got a bit on your face.
00:53:29Oh, you're not.
00:53:32I know you've got a bit on my face.
00:53:34I think I've got a bit on my face.
00:53:38I've got a bit on your face.
00:53:47used to be here. How is your golf handicapped Mr. Mayor? Also, I think it's marvellous
00:53:53the way the local business community have all pulled together for what is obviously
00:53:56a very, very worthy cause. Now, last week, you know, we had a marvellous football match.
00:54:00We all had a day out and we had a lot of fun. Do you fancy a drink, Captain?
00:54:04Oh, I'm on a shift. I'm going to have to work then. I'm sorry about our team.
00:54:09However, that the money raised at the football match plus the very generous donations that
00:54:14some of you people have made will enable Stephen and his parents to go to America to the, um,
00:54:20to the, uh, the John Hopkins Hospital in Chicago. The John Hopkins Hospital in Chicago, yes,
00:54:25where the, uh, doctors... They won't mind me being there, you know.
00:54:28No, but Luke might. They've organised it for him. It just remains for me to ask the, uh,
00:54:32Castlefield Blues to join me on the stage... All right, so, um, that's what all this is
00:54:36about then, is it? I suppose they've been having a word, are you trying to put you off
00:54:40me? You make it sound like we're interested in first place.
00:54:49Thank you. Thank you very much. Um, well, right, um, I'm really very proud, uh, to present
00:54:57Phil here with a cheque for the total of £10,000...
00:55:02£11,000. What's he bloody doing here? I read about what was going on in paper. Thought
00:55:10power security should do their bit. Always want to back a charitable cause. Right, ladies,
00:55:15how about that? £11,000! £11,000! Come on, lift it up. Smile.
00:55:30Well, I've got to buy Tracy Burton one of them when I was at school. As I said, we've a
00:55:34popular
00:55:34range of engagement rings in the window, sir. No, it's not popular I need, mate. It's exceptional,
00:55:38all right? This ring has got to move mountains. Bit of a run-in with the family. You know,
00:55:42I need someone that's gonna turn it around, so when I say to you top of the range, I mean
00:55:46top. Carol? There's a sister ring. Two smaller stones with a deeper setting. But I imagine
00:56:03you like your rock to look big. Well, that is what I call quality. It's a fake. The real
00:56:10one's in the safe for security reasons. £2,000. Not a ring to be taken lightly. I don't think
00:56:19we need bother with the safe, Cheryl. We've a couple of semi-precious settings that might
00:56:24interest you. Last season's collection. What's on your clothes? Six. Right, hold that ring.
00:56:30I'll be back. Thanks a lot. No, it's my pleasure. No, I understand. I mean, it's a long time
00:56:39the way he does. You all right? I'll survive. I'm not much used to it. I'm happy you know
00:56:53it's going to a good cause. Sorry, somebody. Um, would you excuse us a minute, please? I'll
00:56:59keep my fingers crossed. Nice fall. I want to know what you're doing here. Same as you.
00:57:15Helping out our little lad with cancer. Oh, liver disease. He's got liver disease. I thought
00:57:21he looked a bit yellow in pictures. Oh, look, nobody wants you here, so I suggest you just
00:57:25leave. Who do you think you are? Sheriff of Castelfield? Look, if you don't go...
00:57:31You're what? Come on, Geraldine, let's see what you've got for me this time. Only there's
00:57:36not much left to pick up. You've already robbed me of me wife, me family. How about
00:57:41one last click of the neck, put me out of me misery? Don't you dare touch me! Hmph.
00:57:46What? Size you are? You're joking. Nah, I'll wait till you've dropped before we resume
00:57:54intimacies. Still, don't look like I've got long to wait. You didn't think I was going
00:58:03to let you forget, did you? You bastard, you bastard. You were threatening to rape me! I'd
00:58:16done anything to get him off me, but there's no way I was going to go through with it! How
00:58:20is me brother lately? Still at home, looking after my son? George is Dave's. Yeah, right.
00:58:32Look, me and Dave have got things sorted. Can you not just leave us alone? My brother
00:58:41might be a coward, but he's not a complete idiot, Geraldine. And the only reason he's still
00:58:47with you is because he's too shit scared to face the truth. All he needs is one little
00:58:52push and we'll see how sorted your marriage really is. I'm keeping you to your word.
00:58:59Get out! Get out! Get out!
00:59:10What's going on? Well, I thought it were time to apologise, but I guess it's too soon. I think
00:59:18I'd better go. I'll be seeing you, sis.
00:59:45I'll be seeing you, sis.
00:59:52Yeah, you know, I thought it was going to take me down to his club.
00:59:54Well, I'm going to try and sort his membership out.
00:59:57I hope you realise you're witnessing a very special event here, you know,
01:00:00because this is only the second time this fella's ever been in here.
01:00:03The first time it was when he was at school and he was on a work placement.
01:00:05Can we just have a word?
01:00:07Just the what?
01:00:09See, that's a trouble with that, Ryan. He's got no sense of humour.
01:00:15I tell you what, I'll go and practice my swing.
01:00:17I know when I'm not wanted.
01:00:21Right.
01:00:22You'll have to make it quick, son.
01:00:24I'm up to my eyes, isn't it, thanks to this morning?
01:00:29Right, come on, spit it out. How much?
01:00:31Oh, come on, I am right, aren't I?
01:00:33Can't think of anything else that'll drag you round here to see your father.
01:00:36Yeah, you're right, but I need cash.
01:00:38Bloody hell, Ryan, what have you been up to this time?
01:00:40Oh, it's out like that.
01:00:42I'm going to ask Joe to marry me.
01:00:45Why didn't you say, you bloody idiot?
01:00:48I mean, I thought...
01:00:50You know what I thought.
01:00:52And it's for this ring, this beautiful ring,
01:00:54and I would take a cheque, but, you know,
01:00:56I want to, er, I want to get it for today, you know?
01:01:00I tell you what, you're the lucky lads, you know.
01:01:02She's a lovely girl, Joanne Mullen.
01:01:04Cracking footballer as well.
01:01:06I thought she could have had a pick of any of the boys, mind you.
01:01:09She hasn't said yes yet, has she?
01:01:12Hey, let's have a drink to celebrate.
01:01:19See that?
01:01:20I bought that the day you were born, lad.
01:01:23I was going to open it, the day you joined me in the business,
01:01:26but you've made me very proud today, lad.
01:01:30Cheers, lad.
01:01:30Here we go.
01:01:32Thanks.
01:01:32Right, so how much do you want?
01:01:34Two grand.
01:01:35Bloody hell, what are you buying?
01:01:37Have they stayed out of India?
01:01:38No, I know it sounds like a lot of money, Dad.
01:01:39I know it does, but this is so important to me.
01:01:42And so is two grand important.
01:01:44A few hundred quids, one thing, son.
01:01:46Look, look, come with me.
01:01:47I want to show you something.
01:01:52Dad, I haven't got time for this.
01:01:54No, you've got time for nothing, Q, have you?
01:01:56You want everything hands to you on a silver platter.
01:01:58Well, you see this?
01:01:59Me and your mother worked every hour God sent to get this together, lad.
01:02:02And in them days, we lived in a little flat above the shop.
01:02:05And I'd done the deliveries out the back of my Austin princess.
01:02:09Do you know how much your mother's engagement ring cost?
01:02:10Fifteen pound, and that was frightful to me
01:02:12because of the time, efforts and commitment went to the ethnicity.
01:02:15And that's why it's one of your mother's most precious possessions.
01:02:18Didn't have to go flashing me money in front of her face.
01:02:20All right, then forget it, Dad, all right?
01:02:21Just forget I ever asked.
01:02:23Hey, I want you to hear this.
01:02:25I'm trying to teach you about the value of things.
01:02:27No, there's no need, Dad.
01:02:28You've always made it pretty clear what you think.
01:02:40Ryan!
01:02:41Hey, I think for once in his life he'd trust me.
01:02:44Just this once, eh?
01:02:45And it reminded me never to ask him for help again that I get.
01:02:48Take it easy, Will, yeah.
01:02:50If it's money you want, I can help you out.
01:02:52What?
01:02:54I've got something on.
01:03:04George's party.
01:03:06That were as low as I could get.
01:03:09God, the way I acted.
01:03:12Diana just left me.
01:03:14I didn't realise how much she meant to me.
01:03:17Seeing Dave and Gerald being so happy together, I just lost it.
01:03:23It's pathetic, isn't it?
01:03:26Of course it's all my fault.
01:03:28Not entirely.
01:03:31I want to make amends for it.
01:03:33The way I've hurt folk.
01:03:35I mean, judging by this morning, I know it won't be easy, but...
01:03:38I've got to try.
01:03:41You, Mum, and Dave.
01:03:44That's all I've got left.
01:04:02Poor little Mike.
01:04:03Put him on, Dave.
01:04:05Good night, Pete.
01:04:08Oh, hello.
01:04:09Hello?
01:04:10Hello, George.
01:04:11It's Mummy.
01:04:13Hello.
01:04:15Oh, George.
01:04:19Bloody hell, Dave.
01:04:20It sounds terrible.
01:04:22Where are you?
01:04:23I'm doing the shopping.
01:04:25With nothing in.
01:04:27And he's only having a go now because I took a packet of biscuits off him.
01:04:33How would it go today?
01:04:35It went fine.
01:04:37Listen, I'm on my way back now, so I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
01:04:41OK, try, love.
01:04:48Geraldine.
01:04:49Oh, my God.
01:04:49I'm so sorry about me.
01:04:50Oh, God, it's all right, it's all right.
01:04:51I'm sorry. It took longer than I thought.
01:04:52I just couldn't get away.
01:04:53Oh, I guess it's all right.
01:04:54Um, listen, I've left the clearing up for you to do.
01:04:56OK.
01:04:57How did it go with the Mullins?
01:04:58No, I asked them.
01:04:59Yeah?
01:05:00Yeah, just waiting on the nod.
01:05:02Right, I'll get cracking then, eh?
01:05:03Take me my nothing.
01:05:04All right, then.
01:05:05Yeah, I'll see you later, Romeo.
01:05:07All right.
01:05:08All right, then.
01:05:08See you.
01:05:09Don't forget the alarm, yeah?
01:05:10Right.
01:05:10One nine, one six.
01:05:14Right, you in?
01:05:14You in?
01:05:15Yeah.
01:05:15Right.
01:05:16OK, see ya.
01:05:36You bloody waited till she were out of sight.
01:05:39I thought you wanted to get down the shops.
01:05:42Look, hurry up.
01:05:43Round the back.
01:05:43Round the back, come on.
01:05:44I don't know.
01:05:45God tenga...
01:05:57Oh, oh.
01:06:01Oh, oh.
01:06:02No.
01:06:06Oh, oh.
01:06:07Oh.
01:06:07Oh.
01:06:09Oh, oh.
01:06:21Right, I'll let you in.
01:06:23Don't worry, mate.
01:06:24You won't get your hands dirty.
01:06:26Don't spend it all at once.
01:06:27You've got till half past ten, all right?
01:06:29Then I'm back to lock up.
01:06:30Well, just leave us the keys, Ryan.
01:06:32Half past ten, Jase.
01:06:34Right, this is a one-off.
01:06:39Yeah, I reckon that was your culprit.
01:06:42Oh, just tighten this up and it should be done.
01:06:45Right, go on, give it a go.
01:06:51Bingo.
01:06:53You're so kind to be doing all that.
01:06:56It's nice to feel useful.
01:06:57Must be.
01:06:58Can I, er...
01:06:59Yeah, I hope so.
01:07:05My solace, eh?
01:07:10It's been quite nice.
01:07:12And a bit of a light family.
01:07:16Normally it's just me and kids.
01:07:19What about your fella?
01:07:21Clive.
01:07:25I mean, Shaz is probably sat on some beach now,
01:07:28having a right laugh at us, look.
01:07:33It's been meant to be me and him out there.
01:07:35In Carriville.
01:07:38That was a plan.
01:07:42You did take me away from all this.
01:07:47Look at me.
01:07:5120 years down the line,
01:07:52I've just been further south than Sheffield.
01:07:57Must be thick, mate.
01:08:01Hey.
01:08:03Come on.
01:08:06Mum!
01:08:07Mum!
01:08:09He's been rolling in Dogmuckham Park.
01:08:12Go on upstairs, Inpbath.
01:08:13You're worse than flaming animals, you two.
01:08:16And you can get him ready for bed.
01:08:18What have you been doing with me, Mum?
01:08:19Raquel!
01:08:22I've been sorting her blummin' out.
01:08:26Go on.
01:08:30I don't want to.
01:08:32Come on, watch this.
01:08:33Well, do you good.
01:08:35It's not often a woman says that about the pub, son.
01:08:38If I were you, I'd make the most of it.
01:08:41Oh.
01:08:43Oi!
01:08:44Oh, come on, there's a pint at the end of it.
01:08:46I wish you two had met your mind up.
01:08:48You're giving me a headache.
01:08:51Give.
01:08:52Oh, Colt.
01:08:56I don't want to.
01:08:58It'll be fine.
01:09:00I promise.
01:09:01Come on, lad.
01:09:05Oh.
01:09:07That's the ticket.
01:09:11Good girl.
01:09:12Oh.
01:09:13Is, er...
01:09:13Is Mum all right?
01:09:15Oh, she's fine, yeah.
01:09:18Just a bit tired, that's all.
01:09:20Come on.
01:09:27See you, Dad.
01:09:28All right, you two.
01:09:29Go on, enjoy yourselves.
01:09:44Mr Mullin, I think we need to talk.
01:09:47Yes, lad.
01:09:48I think we do.
01:09:51Come on.
01:09:57Mr Mullin, I know what I said this morning.
01:09:59Orion, lad.
01:09:59I was a bit of a shot.
01:10:00Don't.
01:10:01No, but mind...
01:10:02No.
01:10:03Really.
01:10:05Don't.
01:10:14I'm going to be very honest with you, young man.
01:10:17I don't really like you.
01:10:21And I really don't trust you.
01:10:23And I thought for one moment that my opinions or my judgment counted for anything.
01:10:30And as sure as eggs, the answer would be no.
01:10:36But for our Jo to have stuck with you through thick and thin, despite all our efforts to talk
01:10:43her out of it, it must mean she really loves you, son.
01:10:47Yeah.
01:10:49And that's something...
01:10:51Something I can't really stand in the way of.
01:11:01Mr Mullin.
01:11:03I've got to show you this ring.
01:11:05Oh, catch yourself on, son.
01:11:07If something had got to change my mind about you, it wouldn't be a fancy ring.
01:11:12You won't regret this.
01:11:14I'd better not.
01:11:38Hi.
01:11:41On your head be it.
01:11:51I thought I'm all staring at me.
01:11:53Like I'm weird or something.
01:11:55Oh, who?
01:11:55They won't.
01:11:56They're your mates.
01:12:07Hello.
01:12:08All right.
01:12:14Where's the sofa?
01:12:17I thought it was surgically attached.
01:12:19Yeah.
01:12:20Parked up outside for a quick getaway.
01:12:23What are you having?
01:12:24Uh, I'm inside a place.
01:12:26Right.
01:12:27Hiya, Jo.
01:12:28What are you doing?
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:28All right.
01:12:29All right.
01:12:29Um, did, uh, did Ryan come back in this afternoon?
01:12:32Yeah, not long after you left.
01:12:34Didn't you see him when you went home?
01:12:35No, I don't know where he is.
01:12:37No-one seems to have seen him.
01:12:38It's right behind you.
01:12:41Hello.
01:12:41Where have you been?
01:12:42Shh.
01:12:42Never mind that.
01:12:43Come with me.
01:12:44What are you talking about?
01:12:45Just come with me.
01:12:46Why haven't I just gone here?
01:12:47Mum.
01:12:48What?
01:12:52What?
01:12:55He's about to propose to her.
01:12:57You're joking.
01:13:00Oh, God, isn't it lovely.
01:13:02Well, not when her parents find out.
01:13:04Now he's asking for permission.
01:13:06And you're still walking.
01:13:09He screamed yes when I proposed to you.
01:13:14Well, I was at a disadvantage.
01:13:16You was upside down on a rollercoaster at the time.
01:13:19Fitting start to our marriage.
01:13:27Are you coming in or not?
01:13:28You said you were taking me out.
01:13:30You said it was a surprise.
01:13:31Well, it's both, isn't it?
01:13:33Well, honestly, after all the networking I've been doing for you.
01:13:36For me?
01:13:36For yourself, more like.
01:13:37You're trying to wangle yourself a bloody seat on the top table
01:13:40at the Lord Mayer's Ball.
01:13:41Anyway, look, this is Ryan's surprise.
01:13:43You're going to have to shift yourself
01:13:44if you want to find out what it's all about.
01:13:46Jim?
01:13:48Jim?
01:13:49What are we doing?
01:13:50It's all right, it's penalties.
01:13:52You know what?
01:13:52I've just left Luke stranded in there.
01:13:55Give us your best shot, right?
01:13:56And then we'll go back inside.
01:13:58Come on.
01:13:59On the penalty spot.
01:14:00All right, all right.
01:14:01Come on.
01:14:04Hang on a minute, look.
01:14:16Will you marry me?
01:14:19You what?
01:14:21Will you marry me?
01:14:26Of course I will.
01:14:41What about me, Mum and Dad?
01:14:42It's all right.
01:14:43Don't worry about your Mum and Dad.
01:14:44I've asked them, they're fine.
01:14:45I love you so much.
01:14:49I love as much as I love you.
01:14:53Yes, sir.
01:14:54Oh.
01:15:03What's the...
01:15:07What's he doing here?
01:15:09I was just wondering
01:15:09if I could buy you two a drink.
01:15:11Yeah?
01:15:13Well, you can take your drink
01:15:15and shove it up your arse.
01:15:17Don't you dare ask him anything.
01:15:19Look, mate,
01:15:20I didn't mean anything.
01:15:21You're scaring babies.
01:15:23He's my son!
01:15:24You got that brother mine!
01:15:26And I told you before,
01:15:28you come near me
01:15:29or me family again,
01:15:30I will kill you!
01:15:39Oh, my God!
01:15:42Oh, my God!
01:15:43Oh!
01:15:45I don't believe you.
01:15:52Well, if that was the warm-up,
01:15:54I can't wait for the main event.
01:15:57It'll blow your socks off, this one.
01:15:59It's not me.
01:16:00Everybody, uh,
01:16:01have your attention, please.
01:16:03Joe, uh,
01:16:04wants to tell you something.
01:16:05Come on.
01:16:08Um...
01:16:10Ryan and me getting married.
01:16:12That's all, Joe.
01:16:14Well, no!
01:16:15I'm telling you!
01:16:16You're not the best in all of us,
01:16:17you need to!
01:16:18Ryan!
01:16:19Oh!
01:16:21Excuse me!
01:16:23Oh, Ryan!
01:16:25Ryan, come here!
01:16:27Oh, man!
01:16:27Oh, my God!
01:16:28Oh, my God!
01:16:29Oh, my God!
01:16:30Cheers!
01:16:31All right, Mum,
01:16:31you're covering me in lipstick,
01:16:32for the God's sake!
01:16:34Oh, let's take a look at this ring, then!
01:16:38Oh!
01:16:38Well, it beats the bit of tear
01:16:39your father got me for our engagement.
01:16:43Oh, Ryan!
01:16:44Oh!
01:16:45Now, remember,
01:16:46we're here for our jewel.
01:16:47Well, I'm certainly not here
01:16:48for anybody else.
01:16:49Oh!
01:16:50Oh, man!
01:16:53Oh, Mum!
01:16:55Oh, Dad!
01:16:57Oh, thank you so much!
01:17:00Glad to see you.
01:17:01How do you have to, love?
01:17:02Well, good luck to them, eh?
01:17:04At least they love each other.
01:17:06More than can be said
01:17:07for me and Shaz.
01:17:09She took me for a bloody ride.
01:17:11Great.
01:17:13You what?
01:17:13Well, it's the first time
01:17:14you've said you're angry at her.
01:17:15It's a good sign
01:17:16it means you've come into terms with it.
01:17:19I think she's a right bitch,
01:17:20if that's what you mean.
01:17:22You know,
01:17:25the thing that gives me some comfort
01:17:28is that I'm wearing the eye
01:17:29and want you to put a foot.
01:17:30I mean, that Scott lad,
01:17:31he would have bigger his mother's me,
01:17:32wouldn't he, eh?
01:17:33Let's play, Kate.
01:17:36Where are you taking me?
01:17:37It's my turn!
01:17:39Come on!
01:17:40Joe's Revenge!
01:17:41Get round there!
01:17:42Now, come on!
01:17:48We could sneak away
01:17:50for a couple of hours.
01:17:51Where is that
01:17:52we'll do for boys?
01:17:54Um,
01:17:55oh, er,
01:17:57a clubhouse?
01:18:00We could buy back
01:18:01for last orders.
01:18:04What?
01:18:08I've got to go to the garage.
01:18:09What for?
01:18:12The alarm.
01:18:13Oh,
01:18:14the last I leave this evening,
01:18:15I,
01:18:15I,
01:18:16I forgot to set it.
01:18:17Oh,
01:18:18it'll be all right,
01:18:19won't it?
01:18:19No, no, no, no.
01:18:20Geraldine keeps going on at me
01:18:21about it,
01:18:21so go ahead.
01:18:22Look,
01:18:23I've got to get back,
01:18:24darling.
01:18:24I'm,
01:18:24I'm so sorry.
01:18:26I love you.
01:18:26All right?
01:18:27I won't be long.
01:18:29I've got to get this alarm.
01:18:30All right?
01:18:34In this bag is something
01:18:36very,
01:18:37very special
01:18:38that only good kids
01:18:39get to see.
01:18:40Have you been good?
01:18:41All right,
01:18:42go on then,
01:18:42put your hand in,
01:18:43but no peeping.
01:18:44Go on.
01:18:47Oh,
01:18:48what is it?
01:18:49That
01:18:50is
01:18:50Nelson's
01:18:51eyeball!
01:18:52Oh!
01:18:54It's not really.
01:18:56It's a pickled egg.
01:18:58Got you.
01:18:59Come on.
01:19:00Eat up.
01:19:01Make a cold.
01:19:03You're dead good
01:19:04with kids,
01:19:04you.
01:19:05I've enjoyed it.
01:19:07Why have you got fish?
01:19:09Matthew got it
01:19:10me,
01:19:10didn't he?
01:19:11Like you got
01:19:11you,
01:19:12chips.
01:19:13I hope you said
01:19:14thanks.
01:19:15Why did you get
01:19:16mum different
01:19:16from me?
01:19:19Well,
01:19:19she's your mum,
01:19:20isn't she?
01:19:21She's special.
01:19:23I'll get you
01:19:23a fish as well
01:19:24next week.
01:19:25Next week?
01:19:28Well,
01:19:29yeah,
01:19:29I thought if I was
01:19:29in the area
01:19:30I might
01:19:31drop in
01:19:32and have tea again.
01:19:33If that's all right
01:19:34with your mum.
01:19:35Yeah,
01:19:35enough you like.
01:19:38You'll have to speak up,
01:19:39Ryan,
01:19:40I can't hear you.
01:19:41But I've had a problem
01:19:42with your alarm.
01:19:43Yeah,
01:19:43it's all right,
01:19:43I've got some blokes
01:19:44come out and fix it,
01:19:45yeah.
01:19:46No,
01:19:46no,
01:19:47don't bother Geraldine
01:19:47with it.
01:19:48No,
01:19:49it's just going to
01:19:49take some time,
01:19:50that's all.
01:19:52Look,
01:19:53I'll make it up
01:19:53to you later,
01:19:54hey?
01:19:54You come out
01:19:55to the caravan.
01:19:56Make sure you do.
01:19:57I love you.
01:19:59Sorry,
01:20:00bye.
01:20:02Can't they keep
01:20:03the bloody noise down
01:20:04while I'm on the phone,
01:20:04James?
01:20:05Take it easy.
01:20:06Take it easy with it.
01:20:07How long is this
01:20:07going to take?
01:20:08I don't know.
01:20:09Anakin,
01:20:10you're making me twitchy.
01:20:12Hang on,
01:20:13what are you looking for?
01:20:14Must have been
01:20:14before I haven't
01:20:15got you down the aisle yet.
01:20:17You had to go to garage,
01:20:18what to do with the alarm.
01:20:20As it go in,
01:20:21keeping company.
01:20:22Big,
01:20:23dark show all over.
01:20:24Oh,
01:20:27they can manage,
01:20:28can't they?
01:20:29Of course they will,
01:20:30they're not children,
01:20:31go on.
01:20:32See ya.
01:20:33See ya,
01:20:34don't do anything
01:20:34we wouldn't do.
01:20:37Oh no,
01:20:38she's a fantastic
01:20:39little girl.
01:20:39I couldn't be
01:20:40more chuffed myself.
01:20:42Must be very proud
01:20:43of your joke.
01:20:43Oh,
01:20:44we are.
01:20:44Yeah,
01:20:45aren't we,
01:20:45Mary?
01:20:46Yes.
01:20:46All you'd ever were
01:20:50Cheers.
01:20:54Well,
01:20:56Mary,
01:20:57you had any thoughts
01:20:58about the wedding?
01:20:59I think it's a bit
01:21:00premature to be
01:21:01planning the wedding
01:21:02when they've only
01:21:02just got engaged.
01:21:04Well,
01:21:04I always think
01:21:05it's a good idea
01:21:06to plan in advance,
01:21:07though I suppose
01:21:08you've had quite a bit
01:21:09of experience
01:21:09in these matters
01:21:10with your other children.
01:21:12Of course,
01:21:13Jim and I
01:21:13are more than happy
01:21:15to help out
01:21:15with some of the
01:21:16castles.
01:21:17Oh,
01:21:17that's very kind
01:21:18of you, Francine,
01:21:18but...
01:21:19No, that won't be
01:21:19necessary.
01:21:20We wouldn't want
01:21:20to go barging in,
01:21:21would we, Francine,
01:21:22but, well,
01:21:22if there are any
01:21:23problems,
01:21:23just let us know.
01:21:26Yes, Jim,
01:21:26but weddings
01:21:27can be very expensive,
01:21:28if they're done
01:21:29right, that is.
01:21:31I'm sure none
01:21:32of us want them
01:21:33to have a shabby wedding.
01:21:35Are you suggesting
01:21:36that we'd settle
01:21:36for a shabby wedding?
01:21:38Oh,
01:21:38I'm sure what
01:21:39Francine means
01:21:40is that we just
01:21:41all want the best
01:21:41for both of our kids,
01:21:43don't we?
01:21:43Our Rhyans
01:21:44used a very
01:21:45high standards.
01:21:47Well,
01:21:47some of us
01:21:47happen to think
01:21:48that standards
01:21:49are more than
01:21:50about money.
01:21:51Well,
01:21:51that's fortunate,
01:21:52as you haven't
01:21:53got any.
01:21:53Francine!
01:21:54How dare she talk
01:21:55to me about money
01:21:55when her son's
01:21:56robbed you blind?
01:21:57Leave it, Mary.
01:21:57Prat by name
01:21:58and prat by nature.
01:22:00Did you hear that?
01:22:00The commoner's muck.
01:22:01Oh,
01:22:02I'm not staying here
01:22:03to be insulted,
01:22:03Jimmy,
01:22:04come on!
01:22:04The good
01:22:04as soon as you
01:22:05go is the better.
01:22:06Well,
01:22:06I'm not getting up for him.
01:22:07Francine!
01:22:09Squeeze,
01:22:09Pat.
01:22:11Look,
01:22:11they left
01:22:12the cars down,
01:22:13Sal,
01:22:13but before they
01:22:14can flog them up
01:22:14no,
01:22:15they've got to
01:22:15give them a little
01:22:15makeover.
01:22:16Yeah.
01:22:16It's where you
01:22:17come in.
01:22:18Yeah.
01:22:18You're slap bang
01:22:19in the middle of things.
01:22:20I'm telling you,
01:22:20Ryan,
01:22:20you can make a mint.
01:22:21this is a one-off.
01:22:22Anyone in there?
01:22:25Oh,
01:22:25my God,
01:22:25it's Donald.
01:22:27Do you know him?
01:22:28Yeah,
01:22:28I don't know him.
01:22:28Yeah,
01:22:28well,
01:22:29sort it out.
01:22:29All right.
01:22:34Hiya.
01:22:35All right,
01:22:35Ryan?
01:22:36All right.
01:22:36What are you doing here?
01:22:38I'll tell you
01:22:38you're old six,
01:22:39I hope.
01:22:39No,
01:22:40I've just got a little
01:22:40problem with the car
01:22:41in there getting done
01:22:41by the morning.
01:22:42All right.
01:22:43Knackered,
01:22:44tell you the truth.
01:22:44Yeah,
01:22:45I know what you mean.
01:22:46These nights
01:22:46are killing me.
01:22:47Tell me about it.
01:22:50Right.
01:22:52Have a good one,
01:22:53yeah?
01:22:54Yeah,
01:22:54yeah,
01:22:54you two.
01:22:59Bloody hell,
01:23:00I can't believe that.
01:23:01I don't know what he's doing.
01:23:02We're all safe in our beds
01:23:04knowing that PC dueling
01:23:05is out there fighting crap.
01:23:07Bloody hell,
01:23:07shit,
01:23:07I'll break me.
01:23:08Oh,
01:23:09that's not fucking
01:23:09I'm sorry,
01:23:10I'm sorry.
01:23:10How easy is that,
01:23:11How hard is this shit?
01:23:13Dog.
01:23:16Sorry,
01:23:16oh,
01:23:17please.
01:23:17I'm not for that,
01:23:18I'll take.
01:23:22Come on,
01:23:23let's get a bit of it.
01:23:30Let's get a bit of it.
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