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For this Sunday review in Autism Awareness Month The Canadia' Reviewer is joined with Optimus0420sl
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Honorable mentions and cameo's.
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Megatron rebuilds himself continuously. When the war first began on Cybertron, he constantly applied new modifications to catch the Autobots unaware and under prepared. His spies are always on the lookout for new tech that will optimize his body into the perfect war machine. He is the bleeding edge of technology on Cybertron, and his enemies will pay the price for not keeping up.
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01:00Hello guys and welcome to a new episode of Canadian Reviewer and this is another round for Autism Awareness Month.
01:08In case you don't know, I collaborate with different reviewers for Autism Awareness Month every Sunday, unless delayed.
01:15And for this round, I have Optimus0420SL.
01:22Alrighty then.
01:24Okay sir, what now?
01:26You use those things as people call words.
01:31Okay.
01:32Hello everyone.
01:34If he wants words.
01:38I got it.
01:41Mayonnaise.
01:42So for the...
01:43Sorry, what?
01:44Nick Smecher!
01:46I don't think you get what's going on.
01:48Foo-see!
01:51A great man once said stop!
01:55Sparkling Leplechaun did!
01:58Can you stop?
02:00Motherf...
02:00Enough!
02:01Could you just...
02:01Can we just please get this over and done with?
02:04So what?
02:04Seriously?
02:05No skits?
02:06No jokes?
02:07Nothing?
02:08I just want to get this over and done with.
02:11But...
02:11But...
02:12What about a joke thrown in by the...
02:16Say hi.
02:17By the both of us.
02:19You know?
02:19Um...
02:20Something that we can do together?
02:22Sounds kind of...
02:22Interesting, no?
02:23If you got an idea, my ears are open and I'll film it.
02:26Do whatever you want.
02:30What if we...
02:31Ladies and gentlemen!
02:33From the far and dark corner of Cybertron!
02:37Weighing in exactly, precisely around something pounds, maybe!
02:42The Decepticon host with the most...
02:46Megatron!
02:48And now, from the hand of hand jobs!
02:51The nut finger!
02:53The thing that's not a dick!
02:55With the skin condition...
02:59That has a thumbnail on its side.
03:03Your thumb wrestling champion!
03:05Three years and going!
03:08Lefty!
03:10Well, that might be righty!
03:13Zebal Twin's brother!
03:14You go get him, Lefty!
03:15I will!
03:16Get him till it hurts!
03:17Alright!
03:18Like you did with my ass!
03:20I...
03:20Wait, what?
03:21I...
03:22Oops!
03:23That came out right.
03:24I meant to say...
03:25I want your babies!
03:29Let's just get this over and done with.
03:31Wait, wait!
03:32I have another idea!
03:33Down, Scoops!
03:34Down!
03:34What if we, um...
03:35Get Arcee and Wheeljack to, um...
03:38One skit later!
03:41Yeah, let's move on!
03:43Yeah, let's move on!
04:09He is a Deluxe and not a Voyager!
04:12And Megatron should've been a Voyager!
04:14But guess what?
04:15For the Wolf of Cybertron Generations lineup, they were mostly doing Deluxes, so, you know,
04:21I...
04:21Blah, blah, blah!
04:22He does have a big-ass cannon!
04:24Yes!
04:26Optimus Prime is jealous!
04:28And you can flip that around and change up his gun into a two-barrel, kind of like a shotgun
04:35type thing, which is cool.
04:37And pretty much that's the only way you can make Megatron have, like, a different gun.
04:43In War for Cybertron, he can change up his arm and do whatever he wants.
04:47With this, you flip the gun, and that's it.
04:51Seriously, it is quite unfortunate that you cannot plug any weapons to his hand, and he
04:57doesn't come with, like, an axe-type weapon that would've been kinda cool, or, like, whatever
05:03the...
05:04the ball-on-a-stick thing.
05:06We'll call it a ball-on-a-stick.
05:08Even though he can't do that, his arms look devious, and they look like this, saying,
05:13Come to me, my pretty.
05:15I won't harm you.
05:17SYKE!
05:17Fusion Cannon!
05:18Just look at the amount of sparkly details.
05:21He has some of the paint on it.
05:23It has been worn out.
05:24But look at his abdomen!
05:27OOOOOOOOH!
05:28Let's take a nice, deeper look into that Fusion Cannon.
05:32Oh, this isn't the only big cannon he's got.
05:37He's also got one on his shoulder.
05:40And right here.
05:41Something kinda cool with this Fusion Cannon.
05:44And I think they take it from Animated.
05:47He does have a little, you know, the firing missile, bing-bang.
05:53You know, you just push the top here where that has the stats.
05:56So, okay.
05:57And you plug in the missile.
06:00And as you can see, there's some transparent purple in there.
06:04But, wait.
06:05Push it a little bit further.
06:06And there's some light purple paint that appears.
06:09OOOOH!
06:10It looks like it's glowing, I think.
06:13You can get some pretty kick-ass poses with Megatron in this cannon.
06:18And it looks cool to have.
06:19Look at the pointy kneecaps.
06:23Look at them.
06:24Oh, if he knee-punches you, oh, that'd be bad news.
06:28He's also got a lot of transparent purple throughout him, which looks really dang cool.
06:35It's supposed to resemble dark energon, and I really like that idea.
06:39He's so cool!
06:46And size comparison time.
06:49Here's our soda cannon, or not soda cannon that I want to use for the size comparison.
06:57Look at that.
06:58Look at that.
06:59And he's also got big feet!
07:02But you know what they say about big feet.
07:04Big feet!
07:06Large fusion cannon.
07:07Megatron's face is cool for a hamster type Megatron.
07:29mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
07:30Look at the head, look at the head.
07:32360.
07:35Or not.
07:37Wait, wait, wait, oh yeah.
07:39So wait, wait, let's go in the ultimate.
07:41Oh wait, I have to transform this in reverse.
07:44That's gonna be fun.
07:45Hello everyone, Optimus0420SL here
07:48with another candid review
07:49and this time it is of a bright and visual customer.
07:54Say hello to Darthimus Prime here
07:55and as you can see, we can take a look at.
07:58Oh, um, sir?
08:00Ah, the voices!
08:02Oh, it's avenging, what's up, dude?
08:04That's not the review.
08:06Holy-
08:06We interrupt this part of saying F-tards for this interruption.
08:10F-tards, really?
08:11Oh my god, my bad, that's right.
08:13I'm sorry, hold on, let me put that over there.
08:15All right, I'm sorry, it's, that's right,
08:17it was Mr. Boogeyman's custom of this Optimus right here,
08:22the Shattered Glass, right?
08:24Is this one?
08:25No, no, sir, that's not it either.
08:27Oh.
08:28Do you mind if you stop saying that?
08:31It's getting annoying with the interruptions,
08:34I mean, they're not funny anymore.
08:35F-tards, oh, oh, wait, wait, I know,
08:37it's gotta be this guy here, right?
08:40This big, awesome, nightly dude here,
08:42this big Optima here, you see him right there?
08:45As awesome as that nightly dude is?
08:48No, it's not the review either.
08:50Oh, wait a minute, hold on.
08:53I hear the Jeopardy theme coming on.
08:55Da da da da da.
08:57Oh, yeah, wait a minute, it's just the-
09:00Start here, it's this one, ain't it?
09:02Yes, that would be it.
09:04Oh, that's right, silly me.
09:06That's right, we are here to review War for Cybertron Megatron.
09:39Say hello, Megatron.
09:40He's got a big cavity.
09:41Ha!
09:41Brian, look!
09:42Penis!
09:43Penis!
09:44Anyway, as you can see, he's got an awesome arm cannon here.
09:51But more importantly, let's get into articulation.
09:54Arms are complete, 360, he's got elbow, he's got slight hand, slight hand, not much really,
10:04due to the fact that the hand really is just for when you transform it.
10:09Okay.
10:10And again, he's got 360 in the arm here, little shoulder pad joint there, parquet butter, okay.
10:17And he's got leg joints.
10:20He's got another leg joint, considering this is going to be a review done on 420, does anybody
10:26have a joint?
10:27Can I hear a joint?
10:28Amen!
10:29Oh, okay.
10:31But anyway, as you can see, he's quite poseable.
10:33And even his chest likes to move.
10:36Yay!
10:36Show him your titties.
10:37Come on.
10:39Tiddies!
10:40Ha ha ha ha!
10:40I did jigglin!
10:41Jigglin!
10:43Jigglin!
10:44Jigglin!
10:44Anyway, as you can see, very awesome bot mode.
10:49Now on the fan page for his quick transformation here to Vehicle Mode.
11:08cheeser!
11:24PANBET
11:30I'm starting to interrupt the review, but I found this little clip on my capture card that you really should
11:35see, probably.
11:37Greetings, my fine Decepticons. I am your rightful lord and master, Megatron. Yes, hear me out as I call upon
11:48you, my mighty Decepticon warriors.
11:52I call to you, in this video, to show you all, how to twerk. Oh yeah, oh yeah, shake what
12:03your mama gave you.
12:07So here's Megatron in his tank mode. He is a Cybertronian tank, not Earth-style tank, just so you guys
12:15are aware.
12:15And, he looks quite decent. He looks quite fun. He's, um, he's alright in my book. I like the red,
12:26I like the grill piece here on the top, like whatever that is.
12:31He's got red stripes, because, you know, he wants to be like Bumblebean.
12:39This is more or less based on like an animated mode that he had previous, his Cybertronian animated mode, which
12:46I'm not saying is a bad thing.
12:48I'm definitely not. In fact, it did look cool, except it looks like when you take off the fusion cannon,
12:54he transforms into TANKFROG.
12:56And, as you can see, he does have his fusion cannon. Pew! Lots of great details, he has little pinches,
13:02yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.
13:05He's got a gun on the side! Adorable. He rolls!
13:16and he does tricks. I gotta say something kind of unfortunate is that he's got kind of like a dull
13:23gray inside there. Yeah, they didn't paint that too well. You can see some of the red in there,
13:30and it was supposed to be painted red, but yeah, obviously that didn't work out. He does have
13:38another alt-mode, which if you fold those down, he transforms into heart attack mode.
13:49BAM! And he was standing when I did that flip. He does flips. So, that's pretty much Megatron
13:56in his alt-mode, or his other alt-mode. Let's go to the overall review. Everybody, it is back to
14:03being
14:04MEGATRON! And we are back with everyone's favorite bat and two balls. That is right,
14:09the one, the only, every woman loves him, the Dolphin 5000! Oh, it's Megatron. For a moment,
14:18I thought I left the wife's toy drawer open. Oh, what a relief. Anyway, all joking aside,
14:24yes, this is War for Cybertron Megatron in tank mode. As you can see, not really much there.
14:33except it's a tank that looks like it has a giant cock on its back. But anyway,
14:40it's a very well-done paint job for what it was. It came out the first release, anyway.
14:48Takara's paint job and the Coinciden Cybertronian 3-pack paint job, much better.
14:53And the Darkness Megatron that came out with this, oh my god, he's the cream for. But this is okay
14:59for a first release. And as you can see, he's got some nicely detailed barrel work. I did not put
15:05the
15:05missile in there, because it's still in storage. Okay, he's got some nice work on his shaft, I mean
15:14barrel. And he's got some ridges, for her pleasure. And he's got a little airfoil to block the mess,
15:21all joking aside. He's also got some nice paint apps here. A lot of really decent angles on this
15:28figure. And he's got swan tails. But anyway, as you can see, very, very nicely done. The only drawback
15:39with this figure is, it doesn't roll for shit. That is right. And the reason why, big ass tank treads,
15:47little bitty tires. And if you look at the tires, this is why Megatron's pissed, he's got small balls.
15:54As you can see, they match him with the tread, so it really doesn't allow it to roll all too
15:59well.
15:59But there is a third mode! What did you say? Third mode? Hell! Well, you just come over here,
16:09and you fold that under, and you fold this under. Can you say, hover tank? Ha ha ha! I am
16:24a hovering
16:25guy. We interrupt the saying of the C-word to introduce to you Megatron and diaper mode.
16:31Diaper mode commands.
16:34Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du.
16:35Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:37The pulverizer. Ha ha! Anyway, that is my take on his vehicle modes. On to you, Canadian reviewer!
16:51So overall do I highly recommend
16:53Wolf, Cybertron, Megatron
16:55Absolutely
16:56Especially if you played the game
16:58And go
16:58And here's Johnny
17:02Well I gotta say
17:04You should definitely get this guy
17:07I mean if you played the guy
17:08You deserve to have him on yourself
17:12It's Megatron
17:15So
17:16Yep absolutely would recommend it
17:19It's Mech Approved
17:20Okay boys and girls
17:21My overall thoughts on
17:24Wolf, Cybertron, Megs here
17:25Really awesome figure
17:27I like it a lot
17:28And I'm not just saying that
17:30Because I like all Transformers
17:32There are a few
17:33A select few
17:35That the Op 420 here does not
17:38But this one
17:40He's really cool
17:41I'm very glad he's in my collection
17:45Great articulation
17:47Even though he's kind of
17:48Got of a blah tank mode
17:50But it still serves it well
17:54The G1 coloration
17:55Really works nicely with this figure
17:57I wish it had more detail
17:59But overall
18:00It's an A plus
18:01If you can manage to get this figure
18:04For a price
18:05Where you're not getting corn raped
18:06Like some little bitch in prison
18:07Go for it
18:09This is my take
18:11I'm Optimus 420SL
18:13Pace people
18:14That was okay
18:15But next time
18:15Could you get a handle
18:16On the dick jokes
18:18No thank you sir
18:19I don't want to handle that dick
18:20Wasn't asking for that
18:22Good
18:23Good
18:23Because I got your mama
18:24To do that for me son
18:25Could you stop
18:28That's not what she said buddy
18:29I can tell you that
18:31Okay I gotta go
18:32Before another
18:33Dick joke spawns
18:35Scotty
18:36Beat me up
18:41So
18:42Should I throw in another dick joke there
18:44Or are we good
18:46I'm going to curl up
18:47Into a ball of insanity
18:49Beat me up
18:50No more
18:52No more
18:53No more
18:54No more
18:56No more
18:56No more
18:59Yeah
18:59Sweet ice tea
19:02Yeah
19:04You
19:05Bye
19:05России
19:05You
19:05I
19:05I
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19:28Iần
19:29I
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19:29I
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19:29I
19:32I
19:40uh let me tell you my brother that's not what she said i can promise you that
19:48you're such a good little toy yes you are that's your eyes for five thousand anyway
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