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00:07The
00:08target is Doc Seismic.
00:13We're going to college together.
00:15I guess I get to keep my superhero boyfriend after all.
00:18The Immortal's now in charge.
00:19We are down, Houston.
00:21If a single Segwit fuses with one of your people,
00:25they will rise up as one.
00:28Finally, some action!
00:30I always wanted to be my dad.
00:33What if that happens?
00:35It's been an honor, sir.
00:39I'm better, I'm stronger, I'm ready.
00:42No, you're not.
00:42I'll work for you.
00:43Just put me back out there.
00:48For some of you, it probably seemed like this day would never come.
00:53For others, it came far too quickly.
00:58Maybe you're even wondering if you're ready for this.
01:02For what comes next.
01:05You are.
01:07I look out at this class and I see hope.
01:11I see a bright new world.
01:13With a special place for each and every one of them.
01:18Mark's not seriously going to miss his own graduation, is he?
01:22He's just running a little late.
01:24This is why I quit superheroing.
01:26I mean, you only get to say goodbye to high school once.
01:30It needs to be enjoyed, appreciated, savored.
01:35He'll be here, you promise.
01:37Look at you!
01:39Your thieves!
01:40Rapists!
01:41Criminals!
01:43All so ignorant of your true crimes against terra firma!
01:48What is it with you and historical monuments?
01:51Uh, Professor Seismic, right?
01:54Doc Seismic.
01:56I never taught.
01:57Didn't you fall into, like, a huge pool of lava?
02:00I fell into a new realm of understanding.
02:03Do you know what this obscene phallus is constructed from?
02:07He asked expecting some idiotic answer.
02:11Uh...
02:12Granite stolen from the earth.
02:15Iron ripped from her loins.
02:18Bricks made of the clay she bleeds from humanity's endless ruinations.
02:23Isn't that most buildings?
02:28You can keep the ones made of wood.
02:31Everything else, we're taking back.
02:49I made a few new friends during my time underground.
02:54Meet my... Magmonites.
03:03I liked you better when you just hated presidents.
03:07As you find your place in the world, know that it won't always be easy.
03:12Sometimes life hits you with everything it's got.
03:40The earth reclaims her stolen flesh!
03:44The earth reclaims her stolen flesh!
03:44The earth reclaims her stolen flesh!
03:44When you find yourself in the shadow of adversity, do not be afraid.
03:49For without adversity, there can be no triumph.
03:54Without testing your limits, you will never know how strong you truly are.
04:23You're running out of time, kid.
04:25I know.
04:26I know.
04:34See?
04:35Even your greatest heroes are useless!
04:38Against the power of...
04:40Against the power of...
04:53Nice save, Mark.
04:54Would have been better if you had stopped him before he destroyed another one of America's greatest treasures.
04:59It's not... destroyed.
05:02I could, you know, I could try pushing it back out to, you know...
05:06Do not do that.
05:08We'll take it from here.
05:10As the great Abraham Lincoln once said,
05:13Whatever you are, be a good one.
05:16Did he though?
05:17Did he really say that?
05:19It doesn't sound very Lincoln-y.
05:21Oh, so all I missed were the made-up inspirational quotes?
05:25Cool.
05:25Hey there, hero.
05:26Good timing.
05:31Is that... sulfur?
05:33Oh, man.
05:34Wait till I tell you about this guy.
05:35He's a case against higher education.
05:38Amber Justine Bennett.
05:43Yeah!
05:45William Francis Clockwell.
05:47I'd say it's been fun, but you know...
05:50High school.
05:52Marcus Sebastian Grayson.
05:56Samantha E. Wilkins.
06:02Marcus Sebastian?
06:04I thought we weren't keeping secrets from each other anymore.
06:08Some secrets should never be revealed.
06:11Justine.
06:14Everyone, please rise.
06:18Congratulations, graduates.
06:20Yeah!
06:21Yeah!
06:24Ooh, crap.
06:27Remember...
06:28Be bold.
06:30Be original.
06:32Be...
06:47I don't know.
06:49I don't feel any different.
06:52It's graduating high school, not losing your virginity.
06:56Amber, summer plans. Go.
06:59Nothing but swimming pools and sleeping late for two whole months.
07:04I mean...
07:06On the weekends.
07:07Maybe.
07:09I'm at the community center Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
07:12Oh, and did I tell you guys I'm volunteering for the Katie Giles campaign?
07:16That's your idea of a summer vacation?
07:19Hey, Giles is the real deal.
07:21Do you even know your state comptroller?
07:23I don't even know what a state comptroller is, but you do you.
07:27I'm gonna find the trashiest reality show I've never heard of and binge every episode twice.
07:33Eve, please tell Amber how to properly vacay.
07:37I'm, uh, gonna go help finish the reconstruction up in Chicago.
07:43Sorry, I didn't mean to make that weird for you or...
07:47No, that's...
07:48That's amazing.
07:50Do you ever miss punching bad guys in the face? Seems cathartic.
07:54Right now, I'm just happy helping people.
07:58Speaking of...
08:04God, I love having superhero friends.
08:07I mean, Eve specifically.
08:09Mark won't even take me flying anymore.
08:11Boo, hiss.
08:12To graduation and new beginnings.
08:16Mark?
08:16I'm on call.
08:18Cecil might need me.
08:19You're always on call now.
08:22That's the job.
08:23It's alright.
08:26Here.
08:28What's this?
08:30Virgin Mai Tai.
08:32Very funny.
08:35Cheers, guys.
08:36To the best summer ever.
08:41I'm telling you this Martian problem isn't gonna fix itself.
08:44They were gonna execute us.
08:46We barely got off that rock alive.
08:49Come on.
08:49They were trying to save their planet.
08:51From their own slaves.
08:52If those Sekwids ever take over, Earth is next.
08:56We need to strike first.
08:57Send up that invincible guy again.
09:00You're talking about starting an interplanetary war.
09:06Livingston.
09:09What makes you think I know anything about Martians?
09:14Is that how you say it?
09:14Martians?
09:16I have to visit the urination chamber.
09:24Get a grip.
09:25Get a grip.
09:26You are a smart Earth astronaut.
09:30Say, uh, everything okay, Russ?
09:33Fine.
09:34Everything, you, everything's okay, yeah.
09:36Sorry, how long have you been standing there?
09:38Not that it matters, because I have nothing to hide.
09:41Well, I, uh, listen, son.
09:43I know things haven't been easy since Mars.
09:45After what you all went through up there.
09:47One can blame you for being a little, uh...
09:56Uh, not yourself.
09:59But it's been months, and quite frankly, Livingston,
10:03this is the U.S. Space Administration.
10:06Not therapy.
10:08Oh, God. No.
10:11Well, I, I don't know how else to say this.
10:14Please don't kill me!
10:16What?
10:17Spare me!
10:18I won't fail you again!
10:20I swear on my three-chambered heart,
10:22just please do not stab all three of them!
10:24Uh, Christ on a Christmas tree.
10:26No one's killing anybody.
10:29But effective immediately,
10:30you're taking a temporary leave
10:32till you can get your head on straight.
10:46Huh?
10:48Huh?
10:49Holy shit!
10:51Ugh!
10:53Whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:54Whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:56Come on!
11:08Whoa!
11:08Whoo!
11:09Woof!
11:10Saved you some work.
11:11Oh, yeah!
11:14What the hell do you think you're doing?
11:16You scared the piss out of my entire crow!
11:20Oh, I'm just trying to help.
11:22How do I know that's the code?
11:25You know what?
11:26Go stuff your coat up your ass.
11:28I live in that building.
11:30And if it was up to the bureaucrats,
11:32we'd be sleeping in high school gyms until Labor Day.
11:37Thanks.
11:39Mommy!
11:40Does this mean we can go home now?
11:42It's about time someone cut through all the red tape
11:45and did something, instead of just talking about it.
11:48You know how long I've been baying the city
11:50to clean up that mess?
11:52Six years!
11:55Oh, but unless you know somebody...
11:57Good luck.
11:59You know me, don't you?
12:23Whoa!
12:24Whoa!
12:25Whoa!
12:25Whoa!
12:31Wow!
12:32That is so cool!
12:42Hey, Mom.
12:44Hey, Mom.
12:44No, no.
12:45Everything's fine.
12:46Great, actually.
12:47I was just thinking about you and...
12:50Is something wrong?
12:53Hey, Mom.
12:55Morning.
12:58Since when do you drink coffee?
13:00Since I got my powers.
13:03Oh.
13:05I hadn't noticed.
13:07Hmm.
13:11It keeps doing that.
13:13I told Cecil those contractors he hired were total amateurs.
13:17Yeah, well, at least he fixed our house.
13:19His people shot it up.
13:21Can we please not do this right now?
13:23Sorry.
13:25I guess we're both still a bit raw.
13:29So...
13:30How about we take a little break?
13:32I found some crazy deals online.
13:35I'm thinking...
13:36Beach trip.
13:37You and me.
13:39Somewhere tropical with a fancy hotel.
13:42Bermuda.
13:43Maybe St. Lucia.
13:45Seriously?
13:46Call it a graduation present.
13:49I mean, I want to, but...
13:52Cecil told me the Guardians are working out some issues,
13:55and I don't know if I can take off right now.
13:58Well, what about taking the time to enjoy your last summer being a kid?
14:02I'm not a kid anymore.
14:05Yes, I know that.
14:06You're an adult.
14:07But that means making your own choices.
14:09You don't have to do everything Cecil tells you.
14:11Yeah, Mom, I kinda do.
14:13The last time I did this on my own, half a city got destroyed.
14:17I understand.
14:18No, you don't.
14:19Let me finish.
14:20I understand why you think you have to prove yourself, but you don't.
14:24You're a good person.
14:25No one thinks you're gonna turn out like your father.
14:28Then why would you even say it?
14:29Oh, I'm sorry.
14:31That's not what I meant.
14:32Mark, I need you.
14:34Thank God.
14:35What?
14:36I have to go.
14:37Mark, wait.
14:47I quit.
14:48I'm done.
14:50Fuck your training, man.
14:54Oh.
14:56People try and kill me every single day.
14:59Look.
15:00I don't need that shit at home.
15:03Oh.
15:04Somebody got me in the balls.
15:06Maybe if you trained more and complained less, we could get back to saving lives.
15:10Ugh.
15:12We just stopped him from being that guy.
15:14And now we've got you?
15:18Ugh.
15:19Fuck my life.
15:27Kate, is that you?
15:30I've got a boo-boo that could use some dupli-kisses.
15:37First of all, we are not dating.
15:39And second, that's inappropriate language for the workplace.
15:42So kiss your own boo-boo.
15:45Boo.
15:46Boo.
15:49Wait, I know that look.
15:52Oh, are you shitting me?
15:55You goddamn geriatric hypocrite.
15:58This is none of your business.
16:01Aw, come on!
16:01You and I were never a thing.
16:03The immortal and I are.
16:05Deal with it.
16:07Kate!
16:08Don't do this.
16:10Please.
16:13We called them heroes.
16:15Role models.
16:17Protectors.
16:18But no one ever expected to call the guardians of the globe.
16:22Victims.
16:23Welcome to our first annual commemoration of the massacre that shook the world.
16:28We began by honoring Aquarius, King of Atlantis.
16:31Aquarius first won hearts and minds.
16:35Hi, Russ.
16:37Yes, Russ?
16:38I know you lost your job, but the rent's been due for months.
16:42So, you know.
16:45I do?
16:49Just find a way to pay your bills or I need you out by the end of next week.
16:53Next, we honor the guardian's fallen green do-gooder, Martian Man.
16:59He may have come from the stars, but Martian Man will always be one of Earth's greatest superheroes.
17:06While taking on bigger threats was part of his job as a guardian, Martian Man always made time to help
17:12first responders on the scene.
17:13With his gentle nature and kind spirit, Martian Man made Earth his home.
17:28Here's the need to know.
17:30We've had multiple corroborated sightings at Darkwing.
17:33Which is perturbing me considering that I personally ID'd what was left of his ribcage last year.
17:40Oh, uh, sorry.
17:44It's okay.
17:45So, observe and report.
17:47That's why you're Employee of the Month, kid.
17:51Midnight City.
17:54Been a virtual no-man's land since the Midnight Magician cursed it back in 02.
17:58So, when you say cursed, is that like a metaphor, or...?
18:04What the hell?
18:06I mean, it's cursed.
18:07Current at midnight, perpetual darkness, summer on the dark side of the moon.
18:20So weird.
18:24Let me know when you're done playing tourists.
18:34Oh, God, help! Help!
18:37Please, somebody help me!
18:43Please...
18:47Please...
18:48Somebody help me!
18:53I am helping.
18:58Helping make sure scum like you never hurt another innocent person again.
19:02Ugh!
19:13Come on, man.
19:15Darkwing was at my 12th birthday party, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people.
19:19Also, pretty sure he's dead.
19:21Killed by your father, Invincible.
19:23Which is why I carry on his work.
19:25I was Nightboy, his assistant.
19:28Assistant?
19:28What, you mean, sidekick?
19:30We don't use that term.
19:33It's...
19:35Degrading.
19:36Okay, bring him in.
19:37He's lost it.
19:39You think?
19:40You hear them too?
19:41Huh?
19:42The voices.
19:44Oh, man...
19:46Hey, you're coming with me.
19:47Okay?
19:48I'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath.
19:52Hey, I'm being nice.
19:54So watch it.
19:58Huh?
20:06Ow!
20:07I felt that.
20:09My predecessor developed this exoskeleton to help even the field against those like you.
20:15But that's not what you should be worried about.
20:17Hey, man.
20:18I said I felt that punch.
20:20I didn't say it hurt.
20:31Welcome to the Shadowverse.
20:34There are dark things here.
20:37Hungry things.
20:39Even I don't dare to stay too long.
20:42But I hope you like it.
20:44Because you are never...
20:47Leaving.
20:49I like the old Darkwing better.
20:51I'm the hero here!
20:52I'm saving the world from Omni-Man's son!
20:58Hey, don't call me that.
21:01Let go!
21:04Not until you take me back.
21:08Hmm.
21:10Guess who they'll eat first.
21:17You would never...
21:19Like you said, I'm Omni-Man's son.
21:23You have no...
21:26Idea...
21:26What I'm capable of.
21:32There.
21:33Now let go of-
21:42Mark?
21:43We lost you for a minute.
21:45Where were you?
21:46You'll have to ask Darkwing's sidekick.
21:49When he regains consciousness.
21:51Okay.
21:52Bring him in.
21:53I gotta sign off.
21:55Something just came up.
21:56Anything I can do?
21:57I doubt it.
22:00Debbie.
22:01What a pleasant surprise.
22:02What can I do for you?
22:04Mark almost missed his high school graduation because of you.
22:07He only gets one of those.
22:09He's barely 18, Cecil.
22:12Mark...
22:12Came to me.
22:14I'm looking out for him.
22:15I'm easing him back into the job.
22:16It's not a job.
22:17And he's not your...
22:18Your soldier.
22:20You can't just order him around.
22:22Well, at least he follows orders.
22:26Debbie, I didn't mean that.
22:28That's what this is about, isn't it?
22:30That you're in control, not him.
22:32That he's not like his father.
22:33Debbie?
22:34I can't believe you'd even think that after everything Mark went through.
22:38And what if you decide you can't trust him? What then?
22:41That won't happen.
22:42I wish I believed you.
22:45Debbie, I meant what I said about looking out for Mark.
22:49No dangerous stuff until he's ready.
22:51And he calls the shots.
22:53You have my word.
22:55Sir, the Mars file you requested.
23:01D...Donald?
23:02Debbie?
23:03Are you okay?
23:05She was just leaving.
23:08That was Donald.
23:13I don't know what that was about.
23:18I told you sweetie, everything's fine.
23:20You don't sound fine, Mom.
23:22Are you and Dad fighting again?
23:24No, nothing like that.
23:26Well then what?
23:28Mom, it's me.
23:30I'll put on some tea and we can just talk, okay?
23:34Things have been a little tight lately financially, but we're fine.
23:38Really sweetie.
23:39Mom, why didn't you say something? You know I can help out.
23:43Samantha!
23:47There.
23:48Turn it back please, before your father gets home.
23:51Why? What's going on?
23:55Samantha?
23:57Dad? What are you doing in a Burger Mart shirt?
24:00It's called an honest day's work.
24:03But the furniture store, you've been there for 20 years.
24:05Until you people turn the Chicago corporate office into a pile of rubble.
24:09Oh God, why didn't you tell me?
24:11Maybe you should have asked, instead of flying off to God knows where doing God knows what.
24:16Alright, well, I'm here now, okay?
24:19You don't have to work some minimum wage job like a teenager.
24:22I can give you and Mom whatever you want.
24:24I've provided for this family longer than you've been alive.
24:31There. 24 karat. You can sell this and-
24:34Turn it back!
24:35You're being stubborn for no reason.
24:38I said change it back.
24:44I have to run. The Times wants to interview me about my work in Chicago.
24:48I will visit in a few days to check in and make Dad sell this. Bye.
24:57Hi there! I'm calling on behalf of the Katie Giles campaign to ask for your vote in next month's state
25:02comptroller election.
25:03No, comptroller. You know, overseeing budgets, auditing state finances. It's critical work and- Hello? Hello?
25:13I think you need a new slogan that doesn't have the word audit in it or comptroller.
25:20Local politics might not be as sexy as flying around in tights, but that doesn't mean you're the only one
25:26saving the world.
25:27See? That's a better slogan.
25:30Shouldn't you be off punching things into space?
25:34Surprise?
25:36I'm taking you to lunch.
25:40Ooh. Unexpected but appreciated. Let me go grab my bag. There's this great Thai place down the street.
25:48Uh, I had somewhere else in mind.
25:57I said I'd be back at 1.30.
26:00We're almost there.
26:07Okay. You can look now.
26:11Oh. My. God.
26:14You brought me to Paris?
26:16Sort of.
26:18Is that a casino?
26:23Okay. Yeah, so it's just Las Vegas.
26:26Okay?
26:28You only get an hour for lunch and I can't fly you to Europe that fast without your skin ripping
26:31off.
26:32So...
26:34Can I kiss you anyway?
26:37Hmm?
26:40You get an A for effort.
26:42And for letting me keep my skin on.
26:46Well, I didn't want to get you all the baggage of dating a superhero without any of the perks.
26:52Mark, I need you.
26:54Give me a sec.
26:58Dinner tonight, instead.
27:02Go save the world, Invincible.
27:05Just make sure the voice in your ear isn't the only one you listen to.
27:11You're way too good for me!
27:16Hmm.
27:18Also, I need to take you back to work first.
27:19Heh.
27:37You're late.
27:39For what? Low tide?
27:40Something like that.
27:43Turns out the Atlanteans are sore about Omni-Man murdering their King Aquarius.
27:47Since your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane, Atlantean law dictates that his sentence falls to his next
27:53of kin.
27:54You.
27:55That's a stupid law.
27:57Maybe.
27:58But Atlanteans controls the oceans.
28:00They threaten to erase the eastern seaboard if we don't deal with this.
28:04You want me to go to war against an entire underwater civilization?
28:07Who said anything about war?
28:09According to Atlantean custom, the only way to atone for the King's murder is to marry his widow.
28:15What?
28:16It's an honor.
28:17You think about it.
28:18I can't marry a fish!
28:20I have a girlfriend!
28:21Relax.
28:22Strictly symbolic.
28:23All you have to do is go through the ceremony.
28:25Maybe kiss the bride.
28:27Then all is forgiven and everyone moves on.
28:29It's easy.
28:30Okay, but like, will I have to, you know...
28:34What exactly am I looking at?
28:36You're right.
28:42Sorry, kid.
28:43I got another fire to put out.
28:44Good luck down there.
28:45I'll be listening.
28:49Talk to me.
28:50It's the Lizard League, sir.
28:54You called me back for the Lizard League?
28:56They've hit a bio-research lab outside of Dallas.
28:58How?
28:59We got King Lizard rotting in a prison cell.
29:01It appears that Supreme Lizard has seized control in his absence.
29:07Send in the Guardians.
29:08Are you sure they're ready?
29:10If they can't take down the Lizard League, they'll never be ready.
29:19No!
29:21Not this bullshit again.
29:23I'm not doing another me.
29:26That me better not be you, Rudy.
29:29It's not.
29:34Who are you?
29:35I call me...
29:38The Shapesmith.
29:44Guardians!
29:47Things usually this weird around here?
29:49You have no idea.
29:51You have no idea.
30:00You have no idea.
30:01No.
30:02You have no idea.
30:03It's fine.
30:09You have no idea.
30:11You have no idea.
30:14You have no idea.
30:19And I'm not just飛 når you.
30:31Welcome, son of he who slayed my husband.
30:35About that...
30:37You will address her as your majesty, air breather.
30:41Right, your majesty.
30:43It's an honor to meet you,
30:45and I'm very sorry for what my father did,
30:49but I can't do this,
30:51and definitely not here in front of everyone.
30:53Okay, I think this is kind of awkward,
30:55but I have a girlfriend, her name is Amber,
30:57and we're finally in a good place,
31:00so even though, you know, you seem super nice,
31:04it just wouldn't feel right to...
31:07What do you speak of?
31:09Isn't that why I'm here? To be your new king?
31:11Why would I need a king?
31:13I commended this kingdom for a decade
31:16while Aquarists play dress-up with you humans.
31:20Oh, then we're not getting married?
31:22We abolish that barbaric custom.
31:26What do you think we are, savages?
31:29Oh, my... Oh, thank God.
31:32I mean, thank you, your majesty.
31:36Great.
31:37So what's a new law?
31:42Trial by combat.
31:44Release the Duck-Dweller!
31:54Oh, man.
31:57Oh, man.
32:06Wait, you want me to fight that?
32:08Seems a little unfair.
32:15Okay, I win.
32:18Can I go now?
32:19Oh, God.
32:23Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
32:42Seriously?
32:50If you're not feeling ready...
32:53Paul?
32:54Yeah?
32:55Let's sell this bitch.
32:57Okay.
32:59Oh, wow.
33:00This place is adorable.
33:05Hi.
33:08So pleased to meet you.
33:10Come on in.
33:13And last but not least, the living room.
33:16I love it.
33:17It looks recently renovated.
33:19It looks like they didn't even know what they were doing.
33:22It was professionally redone only two years ago.
33:25When are you taking offers?
33:27Wednesday.
33:27Whoa!
33:28Slow down.
33:29I was just asking.
33:31Yeah?
33:31Well, don't bother.
33:32We're definitely not offering on this place.
33:34It's in our price range.
33:36We like the location.
33:37The school...
33:37It's too far from the office.
33:39You want me to get home even later?
33:41There's excellent local transit.
33:42Of course I don't.
33:43I just think...
33:44It's not happening.
33:45When you earn the money,
33:47you can decide where we live.
33:50She's not your pet.
33:52What was that?
33:53Did we mention the spacious garage?
33:55Why don't you all go ahead?
33:56I'll meet you there in a jiffy.
34:01Why don't you take the rest of the day off?
34:03I'll call you later.
34:28What the hell's going on down there?
34:31Your file on Atlantean law needs some serious updating.
34:35This wasn't the deal.
34:36I'm pulling you out.
34:38Back up somewhere.
34:50Oh, shit!
35:06Talk to me, kid.
35:24How far away is that back up?
35:27Incoming.
35:35How's your chance?
35:36Get out of there.
35:58Cecil, that thing got loose.
36:00It's killing everyone.
36:01They should have thought about that
36:02before they brought it home from the store.
36:04I can't leave those people to die.
36:06They tried to kill you.
36:07They were cheering.
36:09All they wanted was justice for what my dad did.
36:14You're not your father, Mark.
36:20That's why I'm going back.
36:46You're not your father, Mark.
36:50Okay.
36:52Okay.
36:52Now we can do this.
36:54Now we can do this.
37:07Now we can do this.
37:34Now we can do this.
37:38No!
38:00You got lucky this time.
38:02Lucky?
38:03Atlantis is calling it even since you saved the Queen's life.
38:07The next time I give you an order, you listen.
38:12Pull up the audio from that fight.
38:20Give it to the boys in R&D. I want to report in a week.
38:22Yes, sir.
38:26Sir, when Debbie came to speak with you, she seemed...
38:31distressed when she... when she saw me.
38:33And she's a distressed person.
38:35After the number Nolan did on her, who knows what's going through her head.
38:39Anything else, Donald?
38:42No, sir.
38:54Why would you do that?
38:56We don't want your fake food or your fake gold.
39:00They're not fake!
39:03But...
39:04I get it.
39:05You had your job for years and losing it must feel awful.
39:09I know how hard you work to provide for Mom and me.
39:12No one is trying to take that away from you.
39:14But you gotta get over this stupid man-of-the-house thing.
39:17I'm trying to help!
39:19Oh, yeah? Like you helped Chicago?
39:22Adam, don't!
39:23What?
39:25The whole lot was unstable.
39:27That's why the city never built there.
39:30It's a miracle nobody was killed.
39:33This is what happens when you think rules are just for us pathetic normal people.
39:38Your powers don't make you a hero.
39:40They make you dangerous.
39:44I have to go.
39:46Don't come back until you've figured that out.
40:16Fuck!
40:18You!
40:19Mother!
40:20Fucker!
40:46Huh?
40:56Huh?
40:58Huh?
41:07Huh?
41:10Huh?
41:10Huh?
41:10Huh?
41:11Huh? Huh? Huh? need your pajamas?
41:22and over here is our training room wow look at all those those things oh why don't you show him
41:31the shower immortal it's super roomy you could do anything in there right and you all get to
41:39live here play your cards right and maybe you can too someday the guardians could use someone
41:44with your talents really forgive me for questioning your authority immortal but we don't know anything
41:51about the shapesmith i can tell you i can tell you i can tell you i was born a baby
41:57human right here
41:59on the planet of earth
42:11i got my superpowers in a random industrial accident
42:25i swore to use my abilities for good and to help people and to protect my planet no matter what
42:37because i am a normal human superhero
42:44am i in
42:49yes we were defeated yes it was embarrassing
42:56yes it was my plan but we are not a joke no matter what social media says we are the
43:09lizard league
43:10and we are unstoppable
43:17and under my leadership instead of that fool king lizard we will rise again any day now
43:41if anyone is going to turn this organization around it's going to be king lizard any objections
44:08why should i tell you anything who the hell are you anyway
44:14think of me as an old friend an old friend who can help you given your current predicament
44:22fine
44:24they were smart
44:27after our ultimatum they ambushed my dad with experimental quantum bombs
44:31still cost them most of europe
44:36then they just
44:38wore me down
44:40caught me when i finally had to sleep
44:46interesting
44:48freeze
44:49freeze
44:50who the hell are you
44:51that's what i said
44:53me
44:54i'm not your problem
44:55then whose problem are you
44:59his
45:00well not his but
45:04close enough
45:06make him pay for what he did to your world
45:09what
45:10stop
45:11hey you promised you'd help me
45:12hey
45:13don't leave me here
45:15hey
45:16hey
45:16who's
45:44who's
46:13We'll see you next time.
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