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00:00:10About 2,000 years ago, in the time of Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt, the Egyptians talked like this.
00:00:18I'm sorry.
00:00:44Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut up.
00:00:52Cree, cree, cree, cree, cree, cree.
00:00:54This language was rather difficult to understand.
00:00:58And so, the film you are about to see has been dubbed into English.
00:01:02However, owing to the fact that dubbing techniques had not been perfected in this period,
00:01:07you may notice that the movement of the lips does not always synchronize exactly with the words being spoken.
00:01:14And now, after this interesting and instructive prologue, we are privileged to present a great historic epic drama.
00:01:37No!
00:01:38No!
00:01:51No!
00:01:53No!
00:01:54No!
00:01:55No!
00:02:04No!
00:02:14No!
00:02:16No!
00:02:16No!
00:02:21Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, my God.
00:03:17Oh, my God.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:04:18Oh, my God.
00:04:20Oh, my God.
00:04:57Oh, my God.
00:05:42Oh, my God.
00:06:03Oh, my God.
00:06:18I, Cleopatra, will prove my people are decadent.
00:06:21In exactly three months, I'll have a magnificent palace built for you here in Alexandria.
00:06:27Very well, then.
00:06:29If you win your bet, I'll admit the Egyptian people are still powerful.
00:06:38She's a nice girl, nice, but her nose is easily put out of joint.
00:06:41It's a pretty nose, it's a pretty nose, it's a pretty nose, it's a pretty nose, too.
00:07:13I'll be right there in the middle, but I'll have you thrown to the crocodiles.
00:07:20Go.
00:07:20Three months. Why, I'd need someone who could work magic to help me do that.
00:07:28A magician. Oh, I got it. I know the very man.
00:08:04I'm going to train him to carry my nails. In the meantime, how about a bork?
00:08:30Where do I find the druid, Ganafix?
00:08:33Up that tree there, picking mistletoe.
00:08:37Ganafix!
00:08:41What a pleasant surprise.
00:08:51Meet my dear old friend, Edithus. He's an architect from Alexandria.
00:08:57Well, I've been told to build a palace for Caesar within three months.
00:09:03And if I don't, Cleopatra's throwing me to the crocodiles.
00:09:08Are crocodiles good to eat, Asterix?
00:09:10Be quiet.
00:09:11And if you won't help me, I'll never get it done.
00:09:16Now, you mustn't cry, Edithus. I'm coming back to Egypt with you.
00:09:20Ah, two-by-two-tetties. Ah, two-by-two-tetties.
00:09:25By Osiris, do you mean it?
00:09:27We're off on a nice sea voyage, Dogmatics.
00:09:29You're not going to take him along.
00:09:31Then why not, Mr. Asterix?
00:09:32Because he is far too small for such a long journey, Mr. Obelix.
00:09:36So you go and pack.
00:09:37Oh, sure, I'm just an extra. To fill in. No one ever listens to me.
00:09:44My friends, the best of luck to you.
00:09:47And I hope the sky never falls on your heads.
00:09:51I will now sing for you a little farewell tune.
00:09:54Oh!
00:10:03Till it's time.
00:10:18That was me barking. Woof, woof. Can't I even bark now?
00:10:22All right, you idiot. Let Dogmatics out of the bag.
00:10:39Right, way anchor now. Set us back up.
00:10:42Hoist the bait, sir.
00:10:54In Egypt, we will have to contend with a lot of difficulties.
00:11:00And there's always the danger of meeting pirates.
00:11:04We'll look after the pirates, won't we, Obelix?
00:11:07Oh, sure.
00:11:10Ship to starboard!
00:11:17The pirates! The pirates!
00:11:19The pirates!
00:11:36Yoo-hoo!
00:11:38Yoo-hoo!
00:11:39Wait for us! We're coming!
00:11:42Yoo-hoo!
00:11:51Right then, me hearties. Don't lose your nerve.
00:11:54We'll board them. We'll cut their throats.
00:11:56We'll have their guts. We'll butcher them.
00:11:58We'll throw them in. Sink the lot of them.
00:12:03Same old drill as usual, boys.
00:12:05Wait till I give the word. Then board them!
00:12:07Come on! Board them!
00:12:08Do you say board us?
00:12:35Do you say board us?
00:12:37Hooray!
00:12:38Hooray!
00:12:38I'll be right with you.
00:12:40I'll be right with you.
00:12:48Hope I didn't keep you waiting.
00:12:53That's not fair.
00:12:54D-didn't you say board us?
00:12:57Hey!
00:12:59Oei!
00:13:00Ola!
00:13:01Hey!
00:13:02See what a real issue, little boy!
00:13:04Hey!
00:13:07Rola!
00:13:08I...
00:13:10Did you say board us?
00:13:18Windows 12
00:13:25Obelix! Come on!
00:13:33C'mon, let's go!
00:13:34Right, Asterix. But there's still one pirate left up there.
00:13:40No! No!
00:13:49Did you say bored us?
00:13:53Same old trail this year, little boy.
00:13:59And one fine night after a long, calm voyage,
00:14:02unbroken by further incident,
00:14:04the ship approaches the end of its peaceful voyage.
00:14:09What's that light on the horizon?
00:14:11That's the Tower of Pharaohs.
00:14:13It guides ships into the harbor.
00:14:16We'll be in Alexandria tomorrow.
00:14:18A tower for guiding ships in.
00:14:20They're crazy, these Egyptians.
00:14:34up!
00:14:48Queen Cleopatra's Bar
00:14:50Queen Cleopatra's Bar
00:14:54Queen Cleopatra's Bar
00:14:58Jars of perfume and sesame oil
00:15:02Every bath time luxury
00:15:04In her skin and soft and sour
00:15:08As we learn from history
00:15:16Queen Cleopatra's soap
00:15:19Queen Cleopatra's soap
00:15:22Queen Cleopatra's soap
00:15:27Cleopatra, lovely queen
00:15:29Sovereign ladies, may we hope
00:15:32In the course of royal hygiene
00:15:35That you will accept this soap
00:15:44La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
00:15:46La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
00:15:49Queen Cleopatra's Lion
00:15:52Queen Cleopatra's Lion
00:15:55Queen Cleopatra's Lion
00:15:59Queen Cleopatra's Lion
00:16:13La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:17la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:18la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:19la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:19la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:20la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:22la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:22la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:23la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:26la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:28la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:16:28la la la
00:16:28Pwa bum mada ba bum!
00:16:31Aaahh!
00:16:32Buh hooo!
00:16:33Uh ha ha!
00:16:34Uh he!
00:16:35Uh he!
00:16:36Uh hm.
00:16:45Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
00:16:46La la la la la la la!
00:16:47La la la la la la!
00:16:51BAH!
00:16:55Oh, oh, oh, oh...
00:17:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
00:17:18Wild love! Wild love!
00:17:41Edifice begs for the honor of an audience.
00:17:44Show him in.
00:17:46Oh, my queen, these are my friends from Gaul,
00:17:50a powerful magician and two brave warriors
00:17:53who have come to help me in my tears.
00:17:56Well, get going. You really don't have much time.
00:18:00If you succeed, there will be gold for everyone.
00:18:03If not, you'll all be thrown to the crocodiles.
00:18:06And by the way, I warn you that your rival Artifice
00:18:10isn't pleased that I chose you and not him to build the palace.
00:18:13And he's jealous. If you want to know what I think,
00:18:15he'd love to see you wind up inside.
00:18:17A crocodile?
00:18:18That's right. Now, go!
00:18:22She's bad-tempered, but what a pretty nose.
00:18:24Yes, very pretty.
00:18:25I'll take you to my place.
00:18:31That's my work there.
00:18:33I designed that one too.
00:18:37That's another one of mine.
00:18:47That was one of mine too.
00:18:53This is my house.
00:18:54I might have guessed it.
00:19:04This blasted door is jammed again.
00:19:06It's the dampness.
00:19:08I'll just give you a little hat.
00:19:10No, Obelix.
00:19:14Oh, don't call him.
00:19:16What is still to drive?
00:19:20Welcome to my house.
00:19:37Come this way, please.
00:19:39Coming, Obelix.
00:20:08And this is where I work.
00:20:13master the architect artifice demands to see you my rival show him in i'll come straight to the point
00:20:20let us build caesar's palace together if we succeed then we divide the gold between us
00:20:28if not you can be food for the crocodiles by yourself after all there won't be any need to
00:20:35give them two when one will do nicely i refuse you're a cruel two-faced gamer that's what you are
00:20:44now get out of my house you'll be sorry for this you wait i'll see you later in an alligator
00:21:11i'll take you to the building site yes do edifice it should be interesting to see the way you work
00:21:20dogmatics
00:21:20dogmatics
00:21:22dogmatics
00:21:23dogmatics
00:21:30dogmatics
00:22:02Oh no! Those are all free workers!
00:22:05They're crazy, these Egyptians!
00:22:32This is lunch hour. Come and see the plans for the palace.
00:22:36Why aren't those two stopping?
00:22:38They're getting a little overtime.
00:22:42Here are the plans. I designed them all by myself.
00:22:46I recognize your style.
00:23:03Good people!
00:23:05Don't let that rigid architect Perifis exploit you!
00:23:09You're beaten too much, and you are paid too little.
00:23:13Stop work now!
00:23:15Take action against such an exploiter!
00:23:18Leave him in the lurch!
00:23:20Throw on strike!
00:23:21Go back home!
00:23:48Master! The workers have just told me that they refuse to do any more work.
00:23:52Someone's been staring them up against me.
00:23:55But who?
00:23:56Yes, who?
00:23:57Artifice, your rival, of course.
00:23:59All this worry makes me feel ill.
00:24:02When the sacred crocodiles get me, I'll be uneatable.
00:24:06You're eager to make them a good meal?
00:24:07Of course!
00:24:09They're sacred crocodiles, after all.
00:24:11They're crazy, these architects.
00:24:14Let's see what's going on.
00:24:18We refuse to go on working under these conditions!
00:24:21The workers too hard!
00:24:23Right!
00:24:25They don't want to go on working!
00:24:32Ah, the work is too hard!
00:24:35Asterix, light me a good fire under that cauldron!
00:24:48No!
00:24:51Not for you!
00:24:52You fell in the potion when you were a baby!
00:24:55Give them a little demonstration, Asterix!
00:24:58Ha, ha, ha!
00:24:59Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:25:00Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:25:02Ha, ha, ha!
00:25:04He's a big lion!
00:25:09Isn't it a big lion?
00:25:18That's very good!
00:25:22Ha!
00:25:27Ha, ha, ha!
00:25:30it works like a charm of course bring your men along a little portion of this magic potion will
00:25:39do the trick no
00:26:18how does he manage to recognize me
00:26:44ok
00:26:45ok
00:26:46ok
00:26:46ok
00:26:48ok
00:26:49ok
00:26:51ok
00:26:53ok
00:26:54okay
00:27:24yeah
00:27:24yeah
00:27:24yeah
00:27:24And fast.
00:27:26Krukot!
00:27:27Yes, oh artifice, my master.
00:27:29I know that Edifice is expecting stone to come down the Nile from the south.
00:27:34That stone must never arrive.
00:27:38Here is gold, Krukot, for you to settle this business.
00:27:42I hear you and obey you, artifice, my master.
00:27:56My mighty master sends you this gold to make sure the stone doesn't reach its destination.
00:28:02Done by Osiris.
00:28:05Throw those stones overboard.
00:28:41There's no stone left.
00:28:44What's this artifice is doing?
00:28:47No more stone.
00:28:49No palace.
00:28:50No palace.
00:28:51No crocodiles.
00:28:53Calm down.
00:28:53We'll get your stone for you.
00:28:56Don't worry, we'll get him back as soon as we can.
00:28:59Oh, yes, but we haven't much time left to finish the palace.
00:29:03They must never come back from their journey alive.
00:29:06I'm counting on you, crew cut.
00:29:08They will not come back alive, master.
00:29:14This is slow, too slow.
00:29:18Move all the ships to the bank and fasten them firmly together with ropes.
00:29:21At last, a little like society.
00:29:23Come on.
00:29:33Bye, Tudatis. The boy never fails to surprise me.
00:29:54There's not much in the way of beer or bores here.
00:29:57Well, you'll just have to eat what's put before you.
00:30:00Hmm.
00:30:10Beer for Asterix.
00:30:16When you're eating well, you're well.
00:30:18When you're eating well, you're well.
00:30:20Up with beer and more, bring us plenty more.
00:30:22When you're eating well, you're well.
00:30:24If you rub your food, you're ill.
00:30:26If you rub your food, you're ill.
00:30:28Loss of appetite is a dreadful plight.
00:30:30If you rub your food, you're ill.
00:30:34Boars and beers for Obelix.
00:30:39Whatever old Proverbs say, eating to live is all wrong.
00:30:45Listen to us and be gay.
00:30:48Living to eat is our song.
00:30:51When you're eating well, you're well.
00:30:53As the doctors always tell.
00:30:55Those who feel the need for a good big feed.
00:30:57When you're eating well, you're well.
00:30:59Eating gets both large and small.
00:31:01Find that other things may fall.
00:31:03Eating never will fail to fill the bill.
00:31:05If you rub your food, you're ill.
00:31:08Bones for Dogmatics.
00:31:29Oh, Belix, you are my love.
00:31:33Soft and fragile as a dove.
00:31:35Don't forget the both and the second course.
00:31:39Queen Cleo powder is yours.
00:31:43Cleo, your nose is so sweet.
00:31:45So is a nice joint of meat.
00:31:48Sausage is a top, so are steaks and chops.
00:31:50Meat is what I like to eat.
00:32:01Meat is what I like to eat.
00:32:03I like to eat.
00:32:33without cheese is like a bird that can't fly it's like a wood without trees it's like a girl with
00:32:42one eye if you rock your food you're ill if you rock your food you're ill pay your respects please
00:32:49it's all the kings of cheese if you rock your food you're ill when the camel passes by when the
00:33:03camel passes by make his influence teach his estimates when the camel passes by look here i've got one hump
00:33:12i am a dromedary not a camel honestly i ask you
00:33:19if you rock your food you're ill if you rock your food you're ill loss of appetite is a dreadful
00:33:25blight if you rock your food you're ill never forget what we say eating well while you may
00:33:30up with beer and more bring us plenty more when you're eating well you're well
00:33:46tomorrow we shall go and see the sphinx and the pyramids they're worth a visit
00:33:55what do you think of that
00:34:02dogmatics come here come here dogmatics dogmatics you leave her alone dogmatics
00:34:17there must be a great view from up there
00:34:22dogmatics you wait here
00:34:23dogmatics you wait here
00:34:35dogmatics you wait here
00:34:37obelix oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
00:34:46we'd better get out of here come on
00:34:49dogmatics you wait here
00:34:49dogmatics you wait there
00:35:16dogmatics you wait a second
00:35:18centuries look down on you there must be a great view from up there Obelix you
00:35:28stay here pyramids give me your men here any day can't you forget Stonehenge I
00:35:34wonder if they would let us visit them of course of course of course of course
00:35:38of course I am a guide and I can take you noble foreign tourists for a visit
00:35:44inside the pyramids in that case we accept with pleasure
00:35:52follow the guide this is no place for nice little dogs dogmatics wait for me
00:35:59here and if you're good you'll get a nice spoon
00:36:16absolutely fascinating these pyramids
00:36:41don't lose sight of me noble strangers without me you would never get out of
00:36:48this maverick alive come along in here this room boasts some magnificent hieroglyphics
00:37:02ha ha you will never get out of here noble strangers this goo will be your doom
00:37:16very interesting these old carvings yes but our concern is to find our way out of here
00:37:22none of this would have happened inside of an ear all things considered Obelix for the very first time
00:37:31I'm going to give you some of the magic potion
00:37:39honest I'm going to have some magic potion I'm going to have some magic potion la la la la la
00:37:47la la la
00:37:55I'm glad I came inside this pyramid Obelix after you
00:38:02can I have a little bit more
00:38:16well you coming
00:38:25very interesting these mazes
00:38:31how about that door there can I have a little bit more no Obelix no it just isn't fair I
00:38:39hardly had time to taste it now you won't give me any more it's not fair
00:38:52I'm afraid that guide was right it's just possible we won't get out alive I'm only sorry for poor Edithus
00:39:01without us he won't get his powers finished on time well I'm sorry for my poor little dogmatics that's what
00:39:07I am
00:39:12dogmatics dogmatics has tracked us down here thanks to his nose so he can find his way back again and
00:39:16show us the way out
00:39:21you'll get two big bones
00:39:33you'll get lots and lots of bones
00:39:41sometimes I think he understands everything I say to him follow the guide
00:40:02it's magic you're all with it
00:40:14you're all with it
00:40:19it's magic they're all magicians they managed to get out of the great pyramid
00:40:24those three goals are really fantastic but even so they still haven't reached Alexandria
00:40:31they still have to get back up the Nile we must stop them somehow
00:40:35I know just the men you need master it's a bold gang of pirates who lost their ship on the
00:40:41high seas when they got on the wrong tack
00:40:44bring them to me
00:40:46they are here master
00:40:51I will give you a boat
00:40:53and you'll sail this boat down the Nile
00:40:56somewhere or other you'll meet a fleet of ships carrying stone
00:41:00if those ships fail to reach Alexandria
00:41:03you will get gold
00:41:04lots of gold
00:41:06now look
00:41:08you boredom
00:41:09cut their throats
00:41:09have their guts
00:41:10butcher the dogs
00:41:12you do them in
00:41:13and then sink them
00:41:15same old drills you have a bite
00:41:29these cruises are such a bore
00:41:32I'm bored Asterix
00:41:37I have the impression there's going to be some fun soon Obelix
00:41:40I sign a fleet of ships carrying stone dead ahead
00:41:45right then me hearties
00:41:47don't lose your nerve
00:41:50it is full of Gauls
00:41:52full of Gauls
00:41:53full of Gauls
00:41:55full of Gauls
00:41:55full speed astern
00:41:56let's get out of here
00:41:57up about turn
00:42:02Obelix here's something to help you pass the time
00:42:05there are pirates up ahead
00:42:06real pirates?
00:42:08oh goody goody goody
00:42:15yoo hoo
00:42:17yoo hoo
00:42:18wait for me
00:42:20faster boys faster
00:42:23too late
00:42:39well I think we can get on with our journey now Obelix
00:42:43ah
00:42:43a bite
00:42:45ha
00:42:46I'm not eating that fish
00:42:47eeeh
00:42:48eeeh
00:42:51eeeh
00:42:51eeeh
00:42:52eeeh
00:42:52eeeh
00:42:53eeeh
00:42:53eeeh
00:42:55eeeh
00:43:08eeeh
00:43:08eeeh
00:43:09ieeh
00:43:10eeeh
00:43:37eeeh
00:43:38with cream. Hoorah! Cyanide custard pie. Great. Ah, special iced arsenic cake. Oh, yes.
00:43:49Take a big bowl of stricline. Cream with hemlock till it's green. Take a glass of
00:43:54paraffin. Warm it up and tip it in. No, I'll put in two for lunch. Add a spot of opium.
00:44:03Marinate a leech and scum. Sprinkle with some chop frog's bone. Now we add a peppercorn.
00:44:10No. Ah, oh well.
00:44:17Screpple up your arsenic in a glass of narcotic. Add two spoons of castor oil. Put them on the stove
00:44:24to
00:44:24boil. No, I'll put in three for lunch. Put some snake's blood in a bone. Then stir in a crushed
00:44:31tadpole. Add the thimp and full of glue. And a spot of sugar, too.
00:44:37No! No? Oh well.
00:44:43Add red poison to the brew. Cobra's venom goes in two. Sweeten it with orange juice. Three
00:44:50segments is what you use. No, I think just one will do. Take them all with mandrake roots.
00:44:57Decorate with moldy roots. Just before the funeral. Add a spot of vitriol.
00:45:03No! Oh yes!
00:45:05Ha ha! I knew it would be a good idea.
00:45:33Specialized arsenic cake means that we can safely take
00:45:37Seize beside the river. And to see a secret crocodile. Eat
00:45:53A present for you, oh queen.
00:45:56Bring it in.
00:46:03The three Gauls said this cake is a gift to the Queen of Queens.
00:46:07How sweet of them.
00:46:09You may thank them in the name of Cleopatra, my taster.
00:46:14Send for my taster.
00:46:17Coming, coming, coming.
00:46:19Taste, taster.
00:46:20With pleasure, oh, my queen.
00:46:29Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
00:46:35Finally, my friends. You're back at last.
00:46:39And we've brought you plenty of stone, enough for you to finish the palace.
00:46:44Goals, I arrest you in the name of the queen.
00:46:47Shall I smash him one?
00:46:49No, Obelix. Keep calm. Let us see what's going to happen next.
00:46:54Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
00:47:00Goals, you were trying to poison me with that cake, weren't you?
00:47:04Cake? What cake, queen?
00:47:05Throw them into the dungeon until I've decided on their fate.
00:47:11There's not a moment to lose. Let's drink this antidote and get out.
00:47:15This potion will neutralize the effects of the poison.
00:47:20They're just giving the royal crocodile their appetizers.
00:47:26Step aside. We're coming out.
00:47:28He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
00:47:52May we come in?
00:47:55Guards! Guards! Seize those three men!
00:47:59Guards from afar, sworn to destroy my power.
00:48:02I shall show you how a queen can die.
00:48:06Now is the fatal hour. See how a queen can die.
00:48:09Here I come, Osiris.
00:48:12Gosh, she's a good actress.
00:48:14No, no, no. Just calm down. We simply want to know what we're being charged with.
00:48:18What you're charged with? That!
00:48:20Looks like a very good cake.
00:48:22Obelix, will you find me a cake knife?
00:48:27May I?
00:48:27Now, cut three pieces of this cake.
00:48:38Three pieces, I said.
00:48:41That's right, three.
00:48:42Greedy pig.
00:48:51I call that an excellent cake, my queen.
00:48:54What was so special about it?
00:48:56Just ask my taster.
00:48:58Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
00:49:02Ah, let's see.
00:49:06It's got a little touch of indigestion. That's all it is.
00:49:10Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
00:49:14That's much better.
00:49:16I'm hungry.
00:49:17I have treated you unjustly, O'Galls. I will set you all free.
00:49:21You may go.
00:49:22No.
00:49:25Someone must have wanted to harm us.
00:49:28Yes, but who?
00:49:29Artifice.
00:49:30You mean Edifice's rival?
00:49:31Who else?
00:49:32Suppose we pay him a little visit.
00:49:34That's just what I was going to suggest.
00:49:37Where does Artifice live, please?
00:49:39Artifice? That way.
00:49:41Here's to our victory, Krukot.
00:49:44The time has come for us to drink to success.
00:49:52The time has come for us to drink to success.
00:49:58What?
00:50:04Don't you make a vai?
00:50:05Oh!
00:50:07Oh!
00:50:16We have eaten this manner of
00:50:18Who else is a fool?
00:50:21She has got ξ bro net.
00:50:45Since you wanted to work on the palace with edifice, we're going to give you your chance.
00:50:59The construction of the palace is going very well indeed, edifice.
00:51:03You will have it finished in time.
00:51:05Oh, Cleopatra's going to be very pleased.
00:51:08Very pleased.
00:51:09The palace is nearly built, Caesar.
00:51:11And you know I think I'm going to win that bet, Julian.
00:51:14Delighted to hear it, oh my queen.
00:51:16Simply delighted.
00:51:19I shall lose face with Cleopatra.
00:51:22I was told that her architect, Edifice, was only a nitwit.
00:51:26Something odd is going on here.
00:51:28Go and find my spy.
00:51:32Here I am, master.
00:51:34Here I am.
00:51:35Come nearer.
00:51:36Go and see what's going on on edifice's building site.
00:51:39I want to know just why the work is getting on so fast.
00:51:46Quite a job.
00:51:56Go and see what's going on.
00:51:58Go and see what's going on.
00:52:08Go and see what's going on.
00:52:16Oh, my God.
00:52:47Three Gauls, an old druid, a cunning little one, and a fat oaf.
00:52:53Asterix, Obelix, and Getavix.
00:52:56Those three men can perform any kind of miracle.
00:53:00I must act now.
00:53:03Send for my Egyptian mercenaries, and quick!
00:53:10Hail, Caesar!
00:53:12Those who are to serve you at reduced rates, salute you!
00:53:18You are to get on to Edipus' building site, without anyone seeing you.
00:53:23Then you are to knock over the cauldron of magic potion,
00:53:27and you are to get hold of that Gaulish druid, a bag of gold, if you are successful.
00:53:33Get moving, by Jupiter!
00:53:35We're moving, old Caesar, by Osiris!
00:53:58I'll see about that cauldron.
00:54:00Then you, too, take care of the druid.
00:54:03We get it, brother!
00:54:05Okay, brother!
00:54:11If this potion is all it's supposed to be,
00:54:13I won't be sharing that bag of gold with either of them.
00:54:31Why should I?
00:54:33I don't have that much family feeling.
00:54:40Hey, look at that!
00:54:45Who are you?
00:54:47And where has our druid Gettafix gone?
00:54:49Junior Caesar sent us to capture your famous druid.
00:54:53But our big brother has double-crossed us to get all the reward for himself.
00:54:58Without the magic potion, without getting it fixed, we are lost.
00:55:02The sacred crocodiles will...
00:55:03Not yet.
00:55:05Obelix, let's go and get our druid back.
00:55:08All right, Asterix.
00:55:12Bogmatics, I'm leaving you here to guard the building site.
00:55:16Watch out.
00:55:23One of the mercenaries is back.
00:55:25Oh, Caesar.
00:55:26Send him in.
00:55:29Mission accomplished.
00:55:30Oh, Caesar.
00:55:32You have deserved well of Caesar, mercenary.
00:55:35Here is the reward I promised you.
00:55:38Have this troublesome druid locked up.
00:55:40I want him thrown into the dungeons of the palace.
00:55:45I am the smartest.
00:55:47I am the richest.
00:55:50I am the...
00:55:53Where's our druid?
00:55:55Caesar has had him shot up in the dungeons of the palace.
00:55:58Please don't beat me anymore.
00:56:02Coming, Obelix.
00:56:04Yes, Asterix.
00:56:06It's big brother.
00:56:08It's big brother.
00:56:10Junior and me want a word with you.
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:15I only hope we'll be able to find our poor old druid.
00:56:17Well, you know, all these old dungeons are the same.
00:56:20It's just as easy to get in as it is to get out.
00:56:24Halt!
00:56:25You can't come in.
00:56:26Sure we can.
00:56:28May I, Obelix?
00:56:29If you don't mind.
00:56:39Asterix, Obelix.
00:56:43Step aside.
00:56:45We're coming out.
00:56:47Oh, no, you're not coming out.
00:56:49Oh, yes we are.
00:56:57You meant you're coming out.
00:57:00I'm coming out.
00:57:21What's that?
00:57:23The druid has escaped from prison.
00:57:25Those Gauls will soon find out what it means to brave Caesar's anger by Mercury.
00:57:31Tomorrow, when they awaken, I will have a little surprise waiting for them, and I think you will like it.
00:57:40Music, Officer,
00:58:03Master!
00:58:04The building set is deserted.
00:58:05None of the workers have turned up for work.
00:58:08What's going on?
00:58:10What's happened now?
00:58:16In the name of Caesar,
00:58:18we hear some Gaulish troublemakers are hiding on this building site.
00:58:22We order them to surrender.
00:58:25If they don't, we shall attack by Jupiter.
00:58:29We don't want to fight, but by Tutatis,
00:58:31if we have to, we've got the stones, we've got the men, and we've got the druid.
00:58:35You'll be sorry for this. Bye, Mercury.
00:58:37What are we going to do? Bye, Osiris.
00:58:40We build our fortifications, bye, Belenus.
00:58:42You're quite right. Bye, Belsama.
00:58:46Do you think we might go home now?
00:58:48By any chance?
00:59:08Bye, are you!
00:59:20Chis!
00:59:22Chis!
00:59:23Chis!
00:59:24Chis!
00:59:40Do the attack!
01:00:14Return to the battle!
01:00:16Join the army, re-enlist, the man said.
01:00:19They're back again.
01:00:20La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:00:45Whoa! Whoa!
01:00:50To the attack!
01:00:52See the world, the man said.
01:01:09To the attack!
01:01:11He's nuts!
01:01:12You off your head.
01:01:13No kidding.
01:01:14If that's how it's going to be, we'll have to bombard them!
01:01:30Hey, look!
01:01:31They've got guided missiles!
01:01:33Hmm.
01:01:34If they miss, I'll be surprised.
01:01:36Fire!
01:01:49My palace!
01:01:50They're breaking up my palace!
01:01:53We ought to let Cleopatra know.
01:01:56She's the only one who can get Caesar to stop this attack.
01:01:59Good idea.
01:02:01I'll write a message and send it to the queen.
01:02:04And Dogmatics will deliver it for you.
01:02:06Dogmatics?
01:02:07But he's much too small.
01:02:09Dogmatics is not too small.
01:02:11Obelix, don't be pig-headed.
01:02:12Dogmatics can't deliver that message.
01:02:14Yes, he can.
01:02:15Mr. Asterix knows everything.
01:02:17Mr. Asterix has to be the boss.
01:02:19You know what Mr. Asterix has to say?
01:02:20No, just what does Mr. Asterix have to say?
01:02:23Here is the message.
01:02:25But how are we going to get into Cleopatra?
01:02:27We're being besieged.
01:02:29Oh, you better ask Mr. Asterix.
01:02:31He's boss.
01:02:33Now, now, Obelix, don't be cross.
01:02:35I was only teasing.
01:02:37My dog's no good.
01:02:39Dogmatics will deliver the message.
01:02:41And I'll deliver Dogmatics.
01:02:42Watch out!
01:02:44One of the Gauls is breaking out!
01:02:53He went the same way he came?
01:02:55He was only passing through.
01:03:13Oh, Gauls from afar, sworn to destroy my power.
01:03:16I will show you how a queen can die.
01:03:19Now, is the queen along?
01:03:20No, no, no.
01:03:21Look.
01:03:21My dog has brought a message for you.
01:03:24Oh, isn't he sweet?
01:03:26Someone bring a bone for the dear little dog.
01:03:31This will never do by Osiris.
01:03:33Julius Caesar isn't playing fair.
01:03:36Right, O Gaul.
01:03:37I will take care of this.
01:03:39Watch out!
01:03:41One of the Gauls is breaking in!
01:03:49There you are, Obelix.
01:03:50Dogmatics is back.
01:03:51He carried out his mission perfectly.
01:03:53Ah, you see.
01:03:54Who was right?
01:04:00Let's hope Cleopatra acts quickly.
01:04:03Those Romani missiles are demolishing the whole palace.
01:04:06You see, Caesar.
01:04:08Even if we don't manage to capture those three Gauls,
01:04:11it comes to the same thing.
01:04:12The whole palace will be destroyed.
01:04:14Good.
01:04:14Excellent.
01:04:16Hail, Caesar.
01:04:17There's someone who wants a word with you.
01:04:20There.
01:04:39Oh, my queen.
01:04:41What happy chance.
01:04:42That'll do.
01:04:43When I heard what was happening,
01:04:44I hurried out of my palace at once.
01:04:46I didn't even stop to change my dress.
01:04:47When you make a bet,
01:04:48you're supposed to play fair,
01:04:49and I had every right to call on the Gauls.
01:04:51And I'll prove to you
01:04:52my Egyptian people can still build beautiful palaces.
01:04:55And I insist
01:04:56that the Romans leave the builders alone.
01:04:58And that's not all.
01:05:00Let me tell you, that...
01:05:01Yes, yes, all right.
01:05:03I apologize.
01:05:04Well, I should hope so.
01:05:05And now I'll be getting home.
01:05:19Well, what do we do now?
01:05:21Oh, Caesar.
01:05:22We lift the siege.
01:05:24Oh, idiot.
01:05:46Look at that.
01:05:47The Romans are lifting the siege by Galenos.
01:05:50Victory by Tutatis.
01:05:51Oh, goody, goody.
01:05:53And it's all thanks to dogmatics.
01:05:55Now then, back to work.
01:05:57Sure enough, the work gets going again.
01:06:00And at considerable speed.
01:06:02Since you will remember,
01:06:04when architects did not finish the job on time,
01:06:06they were thrown to the crocodiles.
01:06:09A good old custom, sadly neglected today.
01:06:12At last, one fine morning.
01:06:16Oh, my queen.
01:06:17The palace is ready for you now.
01:06:19You have kept your word, Oedipus.
01:06:21I, Cleopatra, will keep mine by Osiris.
01:06:25Cover him with gold.
01:06:52Oh, my queen, the loveliest of queens.
01:06:55I have lost my bet.
01:06:57And now I yield the victory to you.
01:06:59Yours is the honor of cutting this ribbon, Cleopatra.
01:07:15I know how much I owe you Gauls,
01:07:17and you have earned my heartfelt gratitude.
01:07:19I will have you sent home to Gaul on my own state galley
01:07:22with the grateful thanks of Cleopatra.
01:07:25It was nothing, Cleopatra.
01:07:27Goodbye, now.
01:07:29Say, will there be any bores on this galley of yours?
01:07:32Obelix.
01:07:33Gee whiz, why does he have to keep telling me off all the time?
01:07:36These state galleys may be all very well,
01:07:38but if there aren't any bores,
01:07:39it's hardly worth making all this fuss about.
01:07:54Everyone is eating.
01:07:56Everyone is drinking.
01:07:58Everyone is joyful.
01:08:00And celebrating the happy ending of the story.
01:08:03Everyone is drinking.
01:08:05Everyone is eating.
01:08:07Everyone?
01:08:08Well, nearly everyone.
01:08:21And when spring comes,
01:08:23Cleopatra's magnificent ship approaches the coast of Gaul,
01:08:28where the little village welcomes its heroes home,
01:08:32with its usual enthusiasm and feasting.
01:08:42And it's all thanks to dogmatics.
01:08:45Not to mention her nose, my dear fellow.
01:08:48What a nose.
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