00:00Jason Kelsey might very well be a Hall of Fame center when his time comes up in three more years.
00:06Having played center for the Philadelphia Eagles for all those years.
00:09And he seems like a fun, likable guy.
00:11Yes.
00:12But can we just agree on something?
00:15Have we had enough?
00:17Like of everybody with the last name Kelsey.
00:20Like, I get it.
00:21We're all trying to outdo each other now.
00:23But if you have Kelsey and Bert Kreischer there, don't you have one too many?
00:28Is that fair for me to say?
00:30Well, I don't eat both.
00:31Right.
00:31They're the same guy.
00:32Yeah, I don't eat both.
00:33And I like Bert Kreischer a lot.
00:35He's got the one joke, you know, about being the machine on the train in Russia when he was in
00:42high school.
00:42And he takes his shirt off at every event.
00:44And people still seem to like it.
00:46I don't have any hate for that.
00:47Good for him.
00:49Jason Kelsey is also a one-trick pony.
00:51Let me be a clown.
00:52Let me be the oversized, overweight, loudmouth everywhere I go.
00:56Let me eat a lot of food and do this and do that.
01:01But I'm shocked that the Masters allows Jason Kelsey to be there on behalf of ESPN, considering Mark Kalkavelkia, who's
01:11a multiple tour champion, was kicked off the premises for having a cell phone.
01:16That's right.
01:17Jason Kelsey shoving food down his throat in a little folding chair off the seventh green and jumping into ponds
01:25at the Masters.
01:26And they seem to be okay with that.
01:28Here's the reality.
01:29I like Jason Kelsey.
01:31I've had far too much of the Kelsey family.
01:33From their mom to both brothers to everybody else's last name Kelsey, it's enough.
01:40Please stop forcing the Kelsey family down our throats.
01:44And I say that respectfully because I think Jason Kelsey is probably a really good guy.
01:49Now, with your frustration with the family, does it change at all if Travis takes Taylor's last name and becomes
01:57Travis Swift and go over as a Kelsey?
02:00If he got emasculated like that and proved that he's cuckolded like that and hyphenates or takes her last name,
02:07I'm here for all that smoke.
02:09Then all of a sudden you start to warm up a little bit more.
02:11No.
02:12Then it's...
02:13Oh, you don't.
02:16Both guns come out of the holsters on that one.
02:18All right.
02:19That would be the greatest thing for me of all time.
02:21If Travis Kelsey took Taylor Swift's last name.
02:24I mean, she's the one with the son of a gun.
02:26She's the one with the money.
02:27I know.
02:28She's the one with the money.
02:29Dude, I'm well aware of it.
02:31She would be the, quote, man of the house.
02:33But here's what's funny.
02:34Not all, of course, because golf is now hitting a younger demo than it's ever hit before with the YouTube
02:40stuff and all those shows, right?
02:42I would say this, though.
02:44There's a good percentage of golf fans who like the master's rules.
02:49Yes.
02:49Who like the fact that your shirt has to be tucked in and you can't have your cell phone.
02:53And it's like a blue blood kind of thing.
02:55But a majority of golf fans, I think, like that, right?
02:58Golf fans, yes.
02:59Golf fans specifically.
03:01And the one thing I do like about Jason Kelsey being there and Kevin Hart being there and Burt Kreischer
03:08being there is that it does piss off golf's bougie stick-up-your-ass establishment.
03:15So, I'm in a weird spot.
03:17I've had enough of the Kelsies.
03:19It's like, we get it.
03:20We get it.
03:21They're very popular.
03:22He's dating Tron Taylor Swift.
03:24He's engaged to her.
03:25He's got the larger-than-life personality.
03:27They're fun.
03:28I get it.
03:29All right?
03:30But, man, I've had enough of them.
03:33And yet, at the same time, the fact that the golf world is going crazy because Travis Kelsey's making a
03:40mockery of himself on the golf course and Burt Kreischer's jumping into the lake over there and Kevin Hart's caddying
03:47for somebody.
03:48And that fact that that bothers golf fans, I happen to like that, too.
03:53Yeah, that's a good point.
03:54So, I'm in a weird spot where I'm sick and tired of the Kelsies.
03:58But, man, I love the fact that the golf world is up in arms that Jason Kelsey is part of
04:05the ESPN broadcast.
04:06Now, a few years ago, when Tiger was with Lindsey Vonn, there were people who got upset from the golf
04:12world that she walked the course without shoes.
04:15She went barefoot during the par-3 fans, and they didn't like that.
04:19So, I do think, why do you care what somebody wears on their feet?
04:22Not like she wore combat boots.
04:23She wore nothing.
04:24Like, who cares about it?
04:25By the way, I've played golf barefoot.
04:27Oh, you have?
04:27Yeah.
04:28I mean, the great Jim McMahon, the Chicago Bears quarterback, only plays barefoot.
04:31Well, then you can't play at the Masters then.
04:33Can't play at the Masters barefoot.
04:34But, matter of fact, one of the golfers had, like, a funky, like, hoodie on.
04:38They probably take it off.
04:39And they told me you can't wear it out when the tournament starts.
04:41Yeah.
04:41Like, it's like when you go to Wimbledon, and you're supposed to wear white on white.
04:45And that's it.
04:45Right?
04:45And that's it.
04:46And they've kind of come off that a little bit now.
04:49But it's great to me because we all agree that we hate the Kelsies now.
04:54Even in Philadelphia, they hate the Kelsies.
04:56They don't hate the Kelsies.
04:57But I think I hate golf fans more.
04:59Yeah.
04:59If you have to pick, you pick the Kelsies 100% of the time.
05:02The issue with Jason Kelsey in Philadelphia is, how can we ever miss you if you don't
05:08go away?
05:09Exactly.
05:09He's still at the facility.
05:10Somehow, he's at the facility every day and on TV every day.
05:14Yeah.
05:14How's that possible?
05:15So, I guess you could vote for yourself.
05:17If you had to pick one, get rid of the Kelsies or anger, uptight, stick-up-their-ass
05:22golf fans.
05:23I think I support the Kelsies on that one.
05:25I think he's still at the facility.
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