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00:18I can't believe we have a white pickup fence.
00:20I mean, they're so charming and yet so microaggressive at the same time.
00:24And still, somehow, my parents' fence ended up looking like British teeth.
00:27Slightly discolored and bizarrely misaligned.
00:31We went from city loft to lawn so fast.
00:34We did everything so fast.
00:35Yeah.
00:37But that's what you do when you find a unicorn, babe.
00:39You lock it the fuck down.
00:42I think this place is going to grow on you, you know.
00:45Hinkley Hills is a safe place to grow up.
00:48I want that for Miles.
00:49I want everything for him.
00:51I know living in my parents' house wasn't exactly part of the plan, but it could be worse.
00:55Yes, they could be here too.
00:58Yeah.
00:59You do know how to mow lawn, because I'm not handling none of that.
01:02I got you.
01:04Boy, you look good when you hack that grass up.
01:06You look fine.
01:07Why don't you hack that grass up?
01:08I'll call you Big Daddy when you hack that grass up.
01:11What you playing with?
01:14Oh, God.
01:15I don't want to go back to work.
01:16You and Miles aren't going to have too much fun without me, are you?
01:18My maternity leave is going to be spent watching a window like Bravo, learning the choreography.
01:28I don't like that one bed.
01:34Strolls over.
01:39Are you sure that house is empty?
01:41Yeah, right.
01:52When I wake up in the morning, love
01:56And the sunlight hurts my eyes
01:59And something without warning, love
02:05That's heavy on my mind
02:10Then I look at you
02:13And the world's alright with me
02:19Just one look at you
02:23And I know it's gonna be
02:26Shit, shit, shit
02:27Wait!
02:29Wait!
02:34Stop!
02:34Stop!
02:35Don't leave me with these diapers!
02:41Hey, dude, quiet hair!
02:44I forgot
02:46Nice to see you
02:47Back on Asheville Place
02:51Why, you don't
02:52You don't remember me?
02:56Sorry
02:57Never been good at remembering faces
02:59Ah, that's alright
03:00Yeah, I always like this street
03:02You hear the thing about cul-de-sacs?
03:05There's only one way out
03:09Have a great day, Robert
03:13Bye now
03:28They're okay?
03:30Things I do for you
03:32Yeah
03:34Like moving here
03:46Do you want me to say?
03:48I can call Nina
03:48Tell her I need another wee
03:51What are we watching?
03:52How long has that house been empty?
03:5420 years
03:55Give or take
03:58You don't think that's weird?
03:59Not really
03:59I'm sure they've got a good reason for hanging on to it
04:01So there's a they
04:02Who's the they?
04:03You know
04:04Whoever is it
04:05Okay, Shrug Knight
04:06So you never thought about it?
04:09No, not really
04:09Whatever
04:10I know you gotta get to work
04:11Veen and I are catching the same train
04:13Train pooling, he's calling it
04:15But say the word, Nostia
04:16No, no, no
04:16Gotta rip the band-aid off some way, somehow
04:18It'll be me, myself, and I
04:20And Miles
04:20Together, alone for the first time
04:22No friends or family nearby
04:24But that's why it's good
04:26Yeah, cause I'm
04:27I'm not worried at all
04:29You're giving me some very mixed signals, yeah?
04:31I don't know
04:32Get on your train
04:33I love you so much
04:34I love you too
04:35I love you too, little man
04:36And you can call me anytime, okay?
04:38I'm the guy sitting in your phone
04:39As white bulb with the black thumbs up emoji
04:41And it'll never change
04:44Try to get out of the house today
04:54Can I help you out?
04:59I'm sorry?
05:03Should he be listening to this?
05:05Well, he can't understand the words
05:08Babies absorb these things
05:11Hi
05:13Oh
05:15Oh
05:15You must be Rob Fisher's wife
05:18Oh
05:19I heard you were
05:21Back
05:22Here
05:23To live
05:24Yeah
05:24Well
05:25This is fabulous
05:26I was wondering when I would get to meet you
05:29I don't get out much
05:31I'm Lynn Gardner
05:33I'm Samira
05:34And
05:34That's Miles
05:37He looks just like his mama
05:39Samira
05:40Such a pretty name
05:41Is it African?
05:44Yes
05:45Fascinating
05:46I just live catty corner
05:48If you ever need anything
05:50And you must come to one night
05:51It's just a bunch of friendly neighbors
05:54Dabbing and guzzling on my porch
05:56And they are dying to meet you
05:58I'm breastfeeding, unfortunately
06:00Oh
06:01Pump and dump, my darling
06:04Welcome
06:04To Ashfield Place
06:14Hey
06:15Hey
06:16I got a very important question for my big sis
06:19Mariah
06:20Whitney
06:22Janet
06:22Or Beyonce
06:23One gotta go
06:24I'm not about to fight with you today
06:26Well, that's not a fight
06:27I miss you
06:28How's my apartment?
06:29Well, if you're referring to the artist currently known as my new apartment
06:33It's divine
06:34Look, girl, your taste is impeccable, okay?
06:37And these views
06:38Exquisite
06:38How's my nephew?
06:39Cute as hell
06:40Aw
06:41Yes, he is
06:42Because we're twins
06:45And see, that's why you go on FaceTime
06:47And how is Hanky Mountain?
06:49Hankley Hills is Caucasian
06:52That's the burbs, babes
06:53Am I a bad mom for bringing my melanated son out here?
06:57I don't know
06:58Are you a bad mother for accepting a very nice house in a very nice neighborhood where there's practically no
07:03crime?
07:03Really nice schools?
07:04I mean, make it make sense
07:05I just feel so isolated
07:07I mean, every day is the same thing
07:09I don't know what I'm doing
07:10And I don't have anybody to teach me how
07:12Well, you know she looking after you
07:14That's what daddy say
07:15But you can't teach somebody how to swallow the baby from heaven
07:18Amen to that
07:19How am I gonna get through maternity leave?
07:22I mean, I thrive in collaborative environments
07:25I need structure
07:27Intangible goals
07:28Bitch, I don't speak resume
07:30I speak housewife
07:31This is what you do
07:32Pick up a little day drinking habit
07:33Maybe a little pill habit or something
07:35Something cute
07:35Yeah, hard to do when you got a tit gremlin
07:38Yeah, you could have kept that one
07:40Well, baby, you just need some friends
07:41I have friends
07:42I mean, in a 10-mile radius
07:44None of your neighbors ain't no potential there?
07:46Uh, no
07:47It's a who's who of who's not it
07:49These people are crazy
07:51Well, I'm just spitballing, boo
07:52I know
07:53I know, and I appreciate you
07:55And I love you
07:55And I'm gonna come and visit you soon
07:57Okay?
07:59And I know you were the child Mariah
08:00I don't know her
08:02Love you
08:03Bye
08:06Naveen
08:10Look at us
08:12Train bunnies
08:14Commute comrades
08:14Megan filed for divorce
08:16What?
08:17She was waiting for me when I got home yesterday
08:20Suitcases at the bottom of the stairs
08:21Like, out of a bad movie
08:24Shit
08:24Said she's been unhappy for a long time
08:26And wants to start over while she still has her youth
08:28Said she can't stand another day of my moodiness
08:31I'm not even
08:34I'm not even that moody wrong
08:38She's fucking our dentist
08:41Dr. James
08:41The only one who takes my insurance
08:43So that's fucking great
08:45I should have known
08:46She was getting way too much dental work done
08:48For someone who has perfect teeth
08:49She does have great teeth
08:51Right?
08:52Two cleanings in a week
08:53She said she needed to get a filling
08:54Oh
08:55Fuck
08:57Remember what you said
08:58At my bachelor party?
08:59No
08:59I was drunken on three different classes of drugs
09:02We were in Miami
09:03My jaw was in Texas
09:04You grabbed my face
09:05And you said
09:06Never trust a Megan
09:09Elstradamus motherfucker
09:10I should have listened
09:12I'm sorry, mate
09:14Anyway
09:14Let's talk about you
09:15Enough about me
09:16How's the little man?
09:17Oh, God
09:18He's the best
09:19Perfect
09:20I mean, he doesn't sleep
09:21And he shits like a trucker
09:22But
09:24Wouldn't change it for the world
09:25Nice
09:25And Samira
09:28She keeps asking questions
09:31While the hell's cross the street
09:33Really?
09:35Yeah
09:39What'd you tell her?
09:41What is there to tell?
10:17You know what?
10:18You are absolutely right
10:27I attempted to leave the house today
10:30During daylight hours?
10:31Yes
10:32And I met Lynn
10:32She's exactly as you might have described
10:34Nosy
10:35An extremely abstract sense of personal space
10:37Yeah, that's it
10:39And, um
10:39She invited me for drinks with the neighbors
10:42She did?
10:43Mm-hmm
10:43You should go
10:44Little man and I can get some QT
10:45I think I might
10:47I want to see you all going to be there
10:52Twenty years, huh?
10:54So you must have known them
10:55Who?
10:56The Grants?
10:57Ah!
10:57Why?
10:58So you did know them
10:59You're doing that thing
11:00What thing?
11:01That thing you do when you get a little obsessed
11:03It's the lawyer in you
11:05You lock in
11:06Remember your ramen conspiracy?
11:08I know it wasn't ideal to get banned from the local bodega
11:10But I still stand by my theory
11:11That they were running drugs through the instant noodle cups
11:13It was right there
11:14I mean, you were 100% onto something
11:16Mm-hmm
11:16I mean, they didn't even have a bodega cap
11:18What kind of bodega doesn't have a bodega cap?
11:20Babe, I'm not being obsessed, okay?
11:21Just humor me
11:22Okay, so
11:23Tell me what you know about the creepy house family
11:26Creepy house family
11:28They lived across the street from Asperger
11:29Mm-hmm
11:30Does anyone ever really know their neighbors?
11:32Yes, I knew my neighbors first and last names
11:34We was all up in each other's business
11:35Yes, yes
11:35Okay
11:35Oh, by the way
11:37Speaking of being all up in each other's business
11:39Megan left Naveen
11:41So I guess I owe you 10 bucks
11:42You always call her
11:43Mm-hmm
11:44Also, even worse
11:45Shagging the dentist
11:46What?
11:47Yes
11:47Oh my gosh
11:49I never trust Megan
11:51That's what I said, too
11:52That's right
11:52Allegedly
11:54Babe
11:56Please never leave me
11:57Where am I gonna go?
11:59Oh, yeah
11:59You're a trap now
12:02Love you, honey
12:03Love you, too
12:04And if a cheater won't be the dentist
12:06Thanks, babe
12:07That means a lot
12:07Somebody we don't know
12:09Wow
12:17The next time that beast uses my lawn
12:20As its personal port-a-potty
12:22I am gonna get out my glue gun
12:24Well, break out the crayons
12:26And color me thrilled
12:27It's Samara
12:29So close
12:30Come, come, come
12:31Sit, sit, sit
12:33Uh-oh
12:33This is Rob Fisher's wife
12:35Oh, from across the street
12:36Dana Richards is the name
12:38It's very nice to finally make your acquaintance
12:40Likewise
12:41Samara
12:42Samara
12:43Oh, I'm so bad with names
12:46We haven't seen you around before
12:47We were starting to think that Rob made you up
12:49No, no, I'm real
12:51Just a new reclusive mom with leaking nipples
12:56Now, Dana is a retired Marine
12:58Oh
12:59Very distinguished
13:00Lots of medals
13:01Wow
13:02Also, I'm a real handy Andy
13:04I have noticed
13:05Not to be nosy
13:06But you have some spots on your fence
13:09That are pretty effed up
13:10And I can fix those for you
13:11I'm here for it
13:12Because the only screwdriver I'm familiar with contains vodka
13:16And here's Todd
13:17Hi
13:19Hi
13:20Todd is a man of few syllables
13:22I don't think I've seen you around here before
13:25You've been keeping tabs on us through the window, Jimmy Stewart?
13:29Which one of us is the murderer?
13:35Your face
13:37I'm sorry
13:38It's okay
13:39We all know that suburbia is a spectator sport
13:41You have not seen me
13:43My home shares no sight lines with yours
13:45And I keep out ours
13:47What do you do?
13:49This and that
13:52What do you and Rob do?
13:54I'm a civil litigation attorney
13:56Hello, CEO
13:57I don't know what that is
13:59But good for you
14:00Yeah, Rob is a book editor
14:01Oh, how'd you meet him?
14:03A Kate Renata concert, actually
14:04Kate Renata
14:06I'm going to look her up
14:07Let me know what you find
14:09Rob seems like he's romantic
14:11He is
14:12So how long have you guys lived here?
14:14For me, just a couple years
14:16I wanted something with nature
14:17But my wife's idea of outdoorsyness is like a restaurant with a patio
14:22So this was our compromise
14:25And then she got deployed
14:26She's in the military too
14:29Cannot confirm or deny
14:31Honestly, despite what two decades of daytime television tell you
14:35There are a lot of people that don't care for middle-aged lesbians
14:39But I felt welcome for the most part
14:42I've been here eight months and ten days
14:44That's precise
14:46She's been here for frickin' ever
14:48Not as long as some
14:49Marty and I moved here 15 years ago
14:51Marty, I can't wait to meet him
14:54Unfortunately, he passed
14:56Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry
14:58Thank you
14:59Heart attack
15:00It's been almost half a year
15:02But I still feel his presence every day
15:07Anyway, these wine nights really help
15:11It's a bit like family
15:13That's right
15:14When you have neighbors, you're never alone
15:16Even when you want to be
15:19How'd you city kids end up here?
15:21Oh, well, Rob's parents, I'm sure you guys know
15:23They retired to one of those timeshare cruise ships last month
15:26That's a choice
15:27Not mine, but a choice
15:28Well, they had been asking us to come out here
15:30We didn't want to leave the city
15:31But our building got broken into
15:33We just felt like maybe we should
15:35We should try it out
15:36At least temporarily
15:37Well, thank goodness you're safe and sound here with us
15:43So, what's the deal with that Victorian house?
15:47Chainsaw massacre, satanic cult
15:49A jilted bride who severed the head of her lost unfaithful lover
15:55It's haunted as shit
15:57The lights go on and off all the time by themselves
15:59I've seen that
16:00It could just be filthy wiring
16:02A skeptic, I like it
16:04Lynn, you're the resident historian, catch her up
16:06Well, it was a little before my time
16:08A family lived there
16:11The Grants?
16:12Yes
16:12And they had a daughter who
16:14Died
16:15In the house?
16:17There have been whispers
16:19Of mysterious circumstances surrounding her
16:22Passing, maybe even
16:24Murder
16:25And then the parents moved away
16:27And never sold the house
16:31So it just sits there rotting
16:34Pissing off the HOA
16:36God, I would give my left tent to go over there
16:39And do a little ghost hunt
16:41Hi, everyone
16:42It's cookie time
16:44It's like she just knows when my sugar drops
16:46Rory likes to prey on vulnerable shard sippers
16:49Well, business is much more lucrative in this neighborhood than in mine
16:52The usual
16:53And keep the change, honey
16:54Hey, I saw a stroller at your door
16:56I am a great mother's helper
16:58If that's something that might interest you
16:59How old are you?
17:0013 next month
17:01I have my CPR certification
17:02And badges in child development
17:04Early literacy
17:05And swaddling
17:05Swaddling?
17:07Okay, sunflower scouts
17:08My business card
17:09Feel free to reach out anytime
17:11You're a notary public?
17:13Mm-hmm
17:30It's like they hurt us
17:32After all this time
17:34I'd love a plot twist
17:49You'd really like this podcast
17:50It's two guys talking about medieval construction technology
17:53You are so boring
17:54You're so hot when you cook
17:55Thanks, babe
17:57How are the neighbors?
17:58Uh, good
17:58A bit weird
18:00Yeah, well, this is a cul-de-sac
18:01What's wrong with cul-de-sacs?
18:03People are weird
18:03I don't think people are weird in cul-de-sacs
18:05Wait, is it cul-de-sac?
18:07Like attorneys general
18:08This is giving you get out
18:10Yeah, I hear you
18:11Look
18:13When my family first moved here
18:14Some people didn't know how to feel about us
18:16But it's a nice area
18:18And people like to think of themselves as nice
18:20So
18:21They try to act nice
18:23Until they're actually nice
18:24That's nice
18:26Don't get me wrong
18:27I was still a sad little kid
18:28Until I found my people
18:29By his people
18:29He means an awkward, gankly tween
18:31With a funny accent
18:32That had just been
18:33Dragged across the pond
18:34For a thousand-year-old
18:35Funny accent?
18:36What are you talking about?
18:37Did your accent pull?
18:38Still pulls, if we're being honest
18:40You know
18:40The girls called him Prince Rob
18:42I don't think that's true
18:43It's so true
18:44Did you know the Victorians for sale?
18:48Really?
18:49I'm assuming that's what the for sale sign means
18:52Yeah
18:52That would indicate that
18:53So why didn't you tell me
18:55Somebody was murdered there
18:58What are you talking about?
18:59The Grant girl
19:02Yeah, right
19:03Allison wasn't murdered
19:04That's just small town gossip
19:05Allison
19:08So what happened to Allison?
19:10I
19:12Honestly, like
19:12It was so long ago
19:14That I don't remember a lot from that
19:16But you did know her
19:17Uh
19:18Yeah
19:19But
19:19In the same way that anybody knows a neighbor
19:21Why wouldn't you tell me that?
19:24Because I didn't think it was relevant, babe
19:26It was like 20 years ago
19:27There's a reason they call Hinkley Hills
19:29The safest town in America
19:30Mm-hmm
19:31Okay
19:32Well, is there anything else
19:34You want to tell me about this place?
19:37Hmm
19:45Completed in 1902
19:47Hinkley House was built by Hinkley Hills founder H. Horace Hinkley
19:51The mining magnet and philanthropist purchased 25,000 acres of hillside forest in 1898
19:58And developed it into the thriving suburb that bears his name
20:02Today, Hinkley Hills is more than just an idyllic bedroom community
20:07It is a shining example of fellowship and family values
20:11Hinkley Hills
20:12The safest town in America
20:42Here we go
20:49Hello, how may I help you?
20:51Do you have a periodical section?
20:53Collections of old newspapers?
20:54Microfiche, maybe?
20:55I'm doing okay
20:56Thank you for asking
20:58I'm sorry
20:59I am a new mom and I'm practically feral
21:02I understand
21:04Oh, what a cute little mocha munchkin
21:08To answer your question
21:10Yes, we have bound copies of all the Hinkley Hills Heralds
21:14Dating back to 1946
21:16Is there a particular date you're interested in?
21:19March 15, 2005
21:22One moment, please
21:40I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out
21:43Really?
21:43It's due back in a week
21:44You can come back for it then
21:47It's a date
21:48Judy
22:07Bill
22:08You missed a spot, dear
22:24Oh shit, she about to do
22:27It's not even her house
22:29What's she feeding that doll?
22:34She gonna be mad when she gets cussed out
22:36Oh, folks
22:39Oh, my goodness
22:44You are not gonna believe this
22:47Oh, my gosh
22:50I know
22:52So, are we gonna go in?
22:53Do white ladies love salads?
22:55Hell, yeah, we're going in
22:56BRB, I'm gonna go get Lynn
22:57Rob, honey, if you were awake
22:59I would have asked what you thought
23:00But oh, oh, well
23:08I just gotta chill
23:11Anybody else gotta chill?
23:17I'll do it
23:18I was gonna offer
23:19But it seems like you already offered
23:22Oh, it's stuck
23:24I will
23:46Everybody be cool
23:48I could not be less cool right now
23:52This place looks like a museum
23:55Or a mausoleum
23:57Oh
23:58That's why the lights are on
24:00You're staged in the house
24:02Hi, Ethel Byers
24:04How can I help you?
24:05We are looking for an enormous house
24:07For our niece
24:10Um, we would love a tour
24:14Follow me
24:15Follow me
24:16The owners have instructed that interior photography is not permitted
24:20This is a library
24:22Very tasteful
24:23We enjoy literacy
24:25All of the flooring is original to the house
24:28Which is built in the Queen Anne style
24:30As you can imagine
24:31A little love and a professional sander
24:34Will go a long way
24:35Oh, feel free to show yourselves around
24:38Excuse me
24:39Hello there
24:39Welcome
24:41They discriminate against older female buyers
24:43This always happens
24:44Oh, please
24:45Our niece
24:45You're a really bad liar
24:47Well
24:47I had to get him to take the bait
24:49Or he might have thrown us out
24:50It's an open house
24:51So by definition
24:52I'm gonna peek around
25:19I'm gonna peek around
25:26This is the ugliest kitchen I've ever seen
25:32Oh, no
25:50When did you get here?
25:54Okay
26:32That's creepy
26:38That's creepy
26:43Oh, absolutely
26:46Everything okay, ma'am
26:48Yes
26:48I'm good
26:49Great house
26:50Beautiful house
27:07Can you believe it?
27:08After 20 years
27:10End of an era
27:11So, any intel on our new neighbors-to-be?
27:14It was an all-cash deal
27:16Quick escrow, too
27:17They must have really wanted it
27:19He
27:19Just he
27:21Go on
27:22A doctor
27:23How'd you find that out?
27:25I have my ways
27:26He installed a security system
27:28Which, in my expert opinion
27:29Is overkill for a private residence
27:31You would only need a security system that robust
27:34If you are in danger
27:36Or you have something to hide
27:38Or both
27:39I've never heard you say so many words at once
27:41Well, I wish him luck with the Munster Mansion
27:45And I hope he has a good contractor
27:47And a good exorcist
28:00Leave me out
28:04What?
28:06What?
28:18What time is it?
28:202am
28:22Something's not right out there
28:23Okay, that is so weird
28:29Is that?
28:31No
29:00Yeah
29:02A guy moves into a dilapidated haunted house
29:04At 2am
29:05Come on
29:06He definitely has a deal
29:07That is weird, weird
29:09When did you pick that up?
29:11Ninja
29:20Hmm
29:21Hmm
29:24Oh, my God.
30:08I got him. Five minutes on the last boob and he was out like a light.
30:12That's great, babe.
30:13Great. It's a miracle.
30:14Okay, if he can go to sleep when it's dark outside in a stationary position, that is a game changer.
30:18A life-affirming moment.
30:21What are you looking at?
30:22Your brownies are still there.
30:26Wait, really?
30:28Why won't he eat the goddamn brownies?
30:31Maybe he doesn't fuck with gluten?
30:32Then throw them out and give us the plate back. That's a good plate.
30:35It doesn't make sense. Everyone likes brownies.
30:37They're the Beyonce of dessert.
30:39And if they don't, they're just being contrary.
30:42Jinx, maybe you just didn't see you put in there.
30:44The camera was on, on.
30:47Sorry, I just love it when you get all lawyery.
30:49Order in the court.
30:50Oh, counsel, please approach the bench.
30:52I object.
30:53Is there anything else you can notice?
30:55Curtains opening and closing?
30:56Could he be watching us?
30:58Definitely could be.
30:59I think we better...
31:04He always knows.
31:06No.
31:07I got too cocky.
31:08I flew too close to the sun and now he's punishing me like a tiny vengeful god.
31:12It's all right.
31:13I'm going to go drive him around.
31:14Okay.
31:18I'm coming. I'm coming.
31:26Be back in a second.
31:28Love you.
31:29Love you.
31:29Get some rest for me.
31:31Come on.
31:41Bucket.
31:46Reclaiming my plate.
31:48What's he think he is?
31:50Not eating my brownies.
31:52I love my brownies.
31:53I eat them my damn selves.
31:57Mm-hmm.
32:20He can keep the damn place.
32:35Oh, shit.
32:46Oh, shit.
32:51Oh, shit.
32:53Oh, shit.
32:53Oh, shit.
32:55Oh, shit.
33:07Is everything all right?
33:08That's where I can see him.
33:10What's happening?
33:10We got a call about a trespasser at the old grand house.
33:13Guess who matches the description.
33:15Hey!
33:17What the hell is going on?
33:18New owners said they saw a black person skulking around the property.
33:22This is a big misunderstanding.
33:24Is it?
33:24Because apparently it happened twice.
33:26I was just dropping off brownies.
33:27This is my wife.
33:29And our house, where we live with our son.
33:32Fuck off.
33:34Robert Fisher.
33:37Danny Daniels.
33:38From high school.
33:39I heard you move back.
33:43Baby, it's okay.
33:44Mommy's fine.
33:44Sorry, man.
33:45You know we gotta take the call.
33:47This is nuts.
33:49Consider this drop, my good man.
33:54Yeah, don't worry about it.
33:55They all kind of look like that at that age.
33:59Robert Fisher.
34:01As I live and breathe,
34:03you folks have a great evening.
34:09Did you just thank the cops?
34:11Oh, shit.
34:13What the fuck is wrong with me?
34:16Sorry, babe.
34:19We can't live across the street from someone like that.
34:22What would have happened if I hadn't gotten there when I did?
34:31What's up, man?
34:32This is some bullshit.
34:33That freak, Narc, will rue the day he stepped foot in Hinkley Hills.
34:36Huh, yeah.
34:37Just used rue the day in a sentence.
34:39You're welcome.
34:43Todd told me what happened.
34:45I heard it on the police scanner.
34:47What the hell?
34:49What do you need, babe?
34:50Need some wine?
34:51How about some ice cream?
34:53What a hit, man.
34:54I know people.
34:55I'm people.
34:55Say the word.
34:56Okay, we can hold on the ladder, but I could use some wine.
35:00Yeah, that's the cure-all for all.
35:02Even racial profiling?
35:03We share your rage.
35:05He will not last long here.
35:07Spoken like a true hater.
35:09I love this energy, my dude.
35:10Oh, there's the sommelier now.
35:12Oh, Rob.
35:13This is lunacy of outrageous proportions, and we won't stand for it.
35:18Should I get some glasses?
35:19Yes.
35:20I got it.
35:20Please, make your...
35:21Yeah, shove over.
35:24I think we should all sleep here tonight.
35:26Safety in numbers.
35:27Hunker down.
35:28Someone should always be on watch, right?
35:30Like the Marines?
35:31I will be out front.
35:32Good.
35:32The entire time.
35:33Okay, good.
35:34I've had a lot of coffee, so I'm going to stay up all night.
35:37Sleep out there like a...
35:38Todd, we got to stick together right now and form an alliance.
35:43Right?
35:44I'm a lone wolf.
35:44Is that a united front?
35:45I've got some big-ass flashlights I'm going to bring over about...
35:48Do you have stuff that you brought home from the Marines?
35:50I have a lot of stuff in the garage.
35:51I just have to remember the password for that case.
35:54Oh, wow.
36:08Are those fireflies?
36:12Yeah.
36:14I always wanted to see fireflies growing up, but you can't see them in the city.
36:18It's like spotting a fairy in the wild.
36:24It's not fair.
36:27I was just starting to feel a little home here.
36:31There's space and a community.
36:37I damn sure don't want to drag no stroller up four flights of stairs.
36:49I think we should stay.
36:52I want Miles to have fireflies.
36:54And our family's not going to be run out by some racist, brownie-hating prick.
37:03We're doing this.
37:05Hell yeah, we're doing this.
37:18Come a little.
37:19In a minute.
37:22I want to sound this sweet suburban ear.
37:39Come on.
37:54Oh, shit.
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