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00:19This way.
00:33And I'm not the kind that likes to tell you just what you want me to.
00:39You're not the kind that needs to tell me about the birds and the bees.
00:48Oh, so sorry.
00:50I, sorry.
00:51I was, I was looking at that guy.
00:54What guy?
00:55He's not there.
00:55He was right, um, I don't know.
00:57What'd he look like?
00:58He was wet.
00:59He was a wet guy?
01:00Mm-hmm.
01:02Professor Shepard said to wait here in front of Cabot Hall.
01:04Did she say how long to wait?
01:06Because I think we are supposed to start, ah, okay.
01:09We'll just stand here then.
01:12Nice mustache jerk.
01:13I can hear you.
01:15Yeah, I know, I know.
01:16No, I didn't.
01:17I'm sorry.
01:18Mr. Russo?
01:19Yes.
01:19Greg, please.
01:21Professor Shepard.
01:22Dylan.
01:22Dylan.
01:23Right, right.
01:23Hey, thank you, Eric.
01:25Eric did a great job picking me up.
01:27He, he left.
01:29You ready to rock and roll?
01:31Nope.
01:32Oh, yuck.
01:33There I am.
01:34I don't love these readings.
01:35Yep, that's you.
01:35I don't.
01:35I get so, so conscious and I can't, I can't.
01:40Oh, no, you can't read.
01:42Oh, if you come to a big word, just sound it up.
01:44I write books that you're supposed to read at the beach.
01:46They are light.
01:47They are fun.
01:48Characters that you like have sex.
01:50The ones that you don't get shot in the face.
01:51At a stuffy college like this.
01:53These kids are looking for fun.
01:54They're looking for depth.
01:55I teach a class about the poetry of Bad Bunny.
01:58You'll be fine.
01:58Okay?
01:59What's a Bad Bunny?
02:00Let's do this.
02:01Okay.
02:01Rooster didn't mean to shoot Eduardo in the face, but there it was.
02:06One perfect bullet hole right below his eye.
02:10That night, Rooster drifted to sleep in a beach chair.
02:13Luckily, the first thing he saw when he woke was Margo, smiling as she floated towards him
02:20in the shimmering morning heat.
02:29See?
02:29You want to go there?
02:30Okay.
02:31We have time for a few questions.
02:35Okay.
02:36Ronnie, go ahead.
02:38Mr. Russo, first, I want to thank you for coming and giving us your time.
02:41Oh, my pleasure.
02:41No, really.
02:42Oh, thank you.
02:43Appreciate it.
02:44What was your question?
02:44Why do you hate women?
02:47Wow, I don't.
02:48I, that's a fun.
02:49Way to start.
02:50Easy answer.
02:51I don't hate women.
02:53Mango was Rooster's favorite flavor besides Margo herself.
02:57So here you're comparing the taste of a woman's vagina to a popsicle.
03:01I did not know I was doing that.
03:04Well, you also say that she smelled like birthday cake.
03:07What was your thought process when you wrote that?
03:09I must have been hungry.
03:12Here's the thing.
03:15I don't see Margo as a sex object.
03:18Yes, she and Rooster do have sex a few times.
03:22Sixteen times.
03:22Okay, good.
03:23You counted.
03:24I mean, seventeen if you include the oral sex.
03:26Have to include that, right?
03:29Yeah, let's include it.
03:31For what it's worth, the character of Margo is based on a woman I used to be married to.
03:35So, yes, she is sexy and beautiful, but she is also smart and brave.
03:40That feeds into my question.
03:41Uh, you know the part where Margo saves Rooster from the drug smugglers?
03:45Exactly.
03:45She's very brave in that moment.
03:47Well, especially since she took off her bikini and did it all topless.
03:51Yes.
03:52She had to make a tourniquet.
03:55What was your question?
03:56That was hot.
03:57Smoke chill.
03:58All right.
03:59Great question.
04:00Anybody else?
04:01Ronnie, you've had your turn.
04:05Hey, Crystal.
04:06Is he back?
04:07He's here.
04:07He's very excited.
04:09My gosh.
04:11I mean, my gosh.
04:12Just outstanding.
04:15Oh, I'm not sure if you've officially met our president, Walter Mahan.
04:18I was already a fan, but absolutely loved the way you handled that, Ronnie.
04:22Well, I hope I didn't make her feel bad.
04:24Ah, who cares?
04:25Nobody makes these kids feel bad anymore.
04:27Let me tell you something.
04:28Life is hard, and we are teaching these kids exactly squat.
04:33Hmm.
04:34It's out of control, am I right?
04:35Actually, I think it's refreshing the young people.
04:37Oh, thank you, Crystal.
04:38Crystal, you're done.
04:39Off you go.
04:40Please tell Dean Riggs I will meet him at the gym.
04:42Fine.
04:43Thank you for tolerating me.
04:45We're not speaking.
04:46Bye, Greg.
04:47She seems nice.
04:48Is Crystal, yes?
04:49There's no tea?
04:51There's a tea?
04:52There's a tea.
04:53Oh.
04:54Liberal arts colleges used to be safe havens for free thought, Greg.
04:58When did you and I become the bad guys?
05:00Amen.
05:00What?
05:01Populism's not very popular here.
05:03I mean, take Dylan.
05:04I love her, but it's no surprise that she hasn't read any of your books.
05:07What are you doing?
05:09It's okay.
05:10I actually haven't read any of your poetry either.
05:13It's funny.
05:13In your email, you said you loved Dylan's poetry.
05:17I did.
05:18I do love them.
05:19Read all of them.
05:19I just didn't want to make her feel bad.
05:21Huh.
05:23Happy?
05:24You got us both.
05:25Unintentional.
05:26Just walk me and walk.
05:28Dylan, to be continued.
05:29Greg, you give me a ten count and then join me.
05:33Yes, he wants you to count to ten and no.
05:35I don't know why.
05:36Okay.
05:37I'm going to read your books.
05:39Oh, no.
05:39Don't worry about it.
05:41Nice meeting you, Greg.
05:42Nice you.
05:43Me also.
05:44Okay.
05:45What are you doing?
05:48Okay.
05:52Oh, boy.
05:53Barely eight there, Greg.
05:55Do you need another ten or twenty count?
05:57May I guess what you're thinking?
05:58I doubt it.
05:59Most college presidents are bookish shut-ins, but this guy's jacked.
06:03That's exactly what I was thinking.
06:05I would have also accepted.
06:07Wow.
06:08You know my secret?
06:09Hot sauna cold plunge.
06:10Every goddamn day, you get the same endorphins you get from cocaine,
06:13only it lasts two hours instead of nine minutes.
06:15Plus, come here.
06:16Let's click closer.
06:19It releases the brown fat.
06:21Well, you've got to release the brown fat.
06:23I knew you'd get it.
06:24I'm glad that you think that I do.
06:25Uh, listen, I would be a bad dad if I didn't ask how Katie was doing,
06:30and I know that you probably have heard about her and Archie.
06:33You go to any campus in America,
06:34and no marriage between two faculty members has ever lasted more than a year and a half.
06:38I can't believe that is true.
06:40Well, it may not be factually true, but the spirit of it is.
06:42And what about you?
06:44You ever think about teaching?
06:45Oh, me?
06:46No.
06:47No, not really.
06:48I didn't go to college.
06:50Who cares?
06:51It's overrated.
06:52Really?
06:52Okay.
06:52I'm still looking for my writer-in-residence.
06:55You say the word, gig's yours.
06:58Don't answer now.
06:59Come back and tell me a decision before you leave.
07:01I want you to go out and let this campus get its magic all over you.
07:04All over me?
07:05Yeah, baby.
07:06In the meantime, I'm going to go to the gym and throw some metal around.
07:09You care to join?
07:09No, thanks.
07:10I'm going to go see my kid.
07:11Ah, good dad.
07:12You tell that Katie that if it took a campus sex scandal to finally get her old man up here?
07:17Worth it.
07:18Probably not going to tell her that.
07:20Okay.
07:22All right.
07:22Hey, Greg.
07:23Yes.
07:24Thrilled you're here.
07:25Good to see you.
07:37With his water lilies, Monet eschewed tradition and focused on the surface of the pond at his
07:42home in Giverny.
07:43Beautiful, right?
07:44Hard to believe, but actually, conservators restored that exact painting with Q-tips and
07:53spits.
07:53No.
07:54Okay.
07:54You can take that slightly disgusting tidbit and get out of here, but there is a paper due
07:58on Monday.
07:58But there's a K-party this weekend.
08:00What is a K-party?
08:01You don't want to know.
08:02I don't want to know.
08:03Okay.
08:03If you feel like you need extra time on your paper, that is my dad.
08:06Interacting with strangers makes him very uncomfortable, so if you want extra time, look him in the
08:10eye and tell him that you love him.
08:12Okay?
08:15No.
08:16Please don't do it.
08:17I love you very much.
08:18Okay.
08:24Do you know what brown fat is?
08:26Dad, I love that you're here, but I don't need you to check up on me.
08:28I'm not checking up on you.
08:29They asked me to come and read.
08:31Oh, come on, Dad.
08:32You hate this place.
08:32They've asked you like a billion times.
08:34Just admit it.
08:35I don't want to admit it because you won't get mad.
08:40Everybody knows.
08:41Knows what?
08:42About Archie.
08:43Everybody knows.
08:44This place is like a fishbowl.
08:45He knows.
08:45He doesn't know.
08:46Hey, excuse me.
08:47You know that my husband left me to fuck a grad student, right?
08:52Answer honestly, and I promise this moment is over for you.
08:56Yes.
08:57You're welcome.
08:59See?
08:59Okay.
09:01You know, the worst part is everybody keeps asking me what happened.
09:04I don't know what happened.
09:05We were normal, and then the next thing I know, he's with her, and I'm packing up and
09:09moving into the dead hockey coach's house.
09:11How did the hockey coach die?
09:13I think he killed himself because his father was focusing on the wrong part of the story.
09:17I'm sorry.
09:17I'm back.
09:18It wasn't on the ice, was it?
09:20Dad.
09:20I'm sorry.
09:21Go ahead.
09:21I feel like everybody's looking at me all the time.
09:23They're not looking at you.
09:24He wasn't looking at you.
09:25Oh, yep.
09:26He just did.
09:27I'm losing my grip, Dad.
09:28I hate it.
09:28Honey, you're not losing your grip.
09:31You are strong.
09:33Whoa.
09:35Honey, why are we in the bushes?
09:37That's them over there.
09:39They eat their lunch here sometimes.
09:41So you're stalking them.
09:44That's fine, hon.
09:45They never even kiss.
09:46And look at her.
09:47She's not like some model type.
09:49She's just like a normal girl.
09:50Oh, I just, it would make so much more sense to me if she was special in some way.
09:55Honey, maybe what makes her special is on the inside.
09:57You know who she is as a person?
09:59Are you fucking kidding me?
10:01I'm sorry.
10:01What are you doing?
10:02I'm in the bushes.
10:03I'm off my game.
10:04Look, hon.
10:07There's something that I...
10:09Just look at me.
10:10Just look at me right now.
10:11What?
10:11Focus on what I'm saying because I have something important.
10:23Not many women get to be with their father while they watch their husband make out with someone.
10:27Yeah, we're pretty lucky.
10:31Why would you come here?
10:32I knew you'd be...
10:34Don't, Katie.
10:43No, no, no.
10:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:46I wasn't watching you.
10:48I was watching a couple behind you kissing.
10:52A straight couple.
10:52Me too.
10:53Not that that matters.
10:54It does...
10:55I'm just clarifying.
10:56You don't have to take out your phone.
10:58That's...
10:59I'm out of here.
11:01See you later.
11:09Hey, there's that guy.
11:14You kicked ass today.
11:15Big fan.
11:16I love those rooster books.
11:17I read them all.
11:18Oh, thank you.
11:19You're the, uh, the bikini kid.
11:22I'm Tommy Newton.
11:25Oh, shit.
11:26I forgot my wallet.
11:28Stupid.
11:29Oh, no, no.
11:29Give me that.
11:30Really?
11:30I got you.
11:31Oh, sweet.
11:32Wait.
11:32I'm guessing chips do that.
11:34I'm just kidding.
11:35Very kind.
11:35Thanks.
11:36It's okay.
11:37Gotcha.
11:37Again, I really appreciate it.
11:38No problem.
11:39There you go.
11:39Sweet.
11:40Enjoy it.
11:40Bonjour, mes amis.
11:42Hello.
11:43I said hello in French because I am betting that you are from Paris, where they let kids
11:47drink wine and babies smoke cigarettes.
11:50But here in America, the legal drinking age is 21.
11:53You're not 21?
11:54Not yet.
11:55Okay.
11:56Officer, he said that he forgot his wallet.
11:59He offered to buy me beer.
12:00Are you kidding me?
12:02Kind of an age-old story, isn't it?
12:04Kid gives you 20 bucks.
12:05You go inside and get him some beer.
12:07I don't need 20 bucks.
12:08Oh, okay.
12:08Money buckets.
12:09There's other reasons you might do it.
12:11What?
12:12For like a blowjob in the alley?
12:13What?
12:15No.
12:17I was thinking that you might do it because he seems like a good kid.
12:20Yes.
12:21Yes.
12:21Yes.
12:21That makes much more sense.
12:22But now I got this blowjob thing stuck in my head.
12:26And either you're giving it to him or he's giving it to you.
12:29But either way, that's all I can see right now.
12:31No, no.
12:31It was just a stupid remark.
12:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:33No, you don't just say something like that unless you're thinking it.
12:36Yeah, I agree.
12:37I disagree.
12:37I wholeheartedly disagree.
12:40Tommy Newton, come on.
12:44He didn't do anything.
12:45I tricked him.
12:46There you go.
12:48All right.
12:50Leave the beer and get out of here.
12:54Thanks for being a good kid.
12:57Even if it was just right at the end.
12:59I'm going to go ahead and take these from here.
13:01Okay.
13:02Stay out of the alleys.
13:10Looking from the window above
13:12It's like a story of love
13:14Can you hear me?
13:18Came back only yesterday
13:20I'm moving for the world
13:23Yes!
13:25Fuck it.
13:25Fuck it.
13:27All I needed was the love you gave
13:31All I needed for another day
13:35And all I ever knew
13:39And all I ever knew
13:40Only you
13:47Hey kiddo, sorry about before
13:49Are you really going to make me eat dinner by myself?
13:52Huh?
13:53Call me.
13:54Hey Margaret.
14:02Hey.
14:05Walking the dog
14:08He only shits in this yard
14:11So
14:16Excuse me
14:19How is your house Chardonnay?
14:20Tastes like shit
14:21Great.
14:22I have one Chardonnay
14:24Chardonnay?
14:24Oh
14:25Oh hi
14:25What are you doing here?
14:26Get a real drink
14:27Excuse me?
14:28You want to sit here by yourself?
14:29Fine
14:29You want to join me
14:30But you need to get a little more self-destructive
14:32Okay
14:32Tequila Blanco Rocks Splash Lime
14:35All right
14:37Yeah
14:37Make that two
14:38Sure
14:38Can I at least get more nuts?
14:40Did you need the homo?
14:41We're good with the nuts
14:44Listen
14:44I don't see what the problem is
14:45She's never even taught before
14:48You pulled some strings
14:49You got your friend a job
14:50I think it's nice
14:51What if she sucks
14:52And wildfires her?
14:54Worst case scenario
14:56Goes horribly
14:56She blames you
14:57Something breaks deep inside of her
14:59And she shoots you in the face
15:01I will fuck you
15:03You know I pretended it was for her
15:04She had just gotten a divorce
15:06I said oh you need a change
15:08But it wasn't for her
15:09It was for me
15:11I just feel so isolated
15:14And look I've been here for a minute
15:16A few friends didn't get tenure and split
15:19I've already dated everybody worth dating
15:21And I said I love you once
15:23But I took it back
15:24You can do that
15:25You can
15:26But they get really mad
15:31You ever been completely surrounded by people
15:34And still felt utterly alone?
15:37Yeah for about 25 years
15:39I was married
15:40Right
15:41Oh yeah
15:42To the school's most celebrated alone
15:45Yes
15:46Actually you would love her
15:48You'd love Elizabeth
15:50When we were married
15:52There were always so many people around
15:53And when we split up
15:56Those same people
15:57Were the ones that say
15:59That we never made sense together
16:01Because she was so far out of my league
16:04And for a long time
16:05I felt they were right
16:08How long?
16:12What is this all about?
16:14Your key is bent
16:15Yeah it's my house key
16:17It doesn't always work
16:18Quit changing the subject
16:20Um
16:21Too long
16:22I felt that way for too long
16:27You want me to get us some more nuts?
16:28So badly
16:30Excuse me
16:30Can we get some more nuts?
16:31Would you like them warm?
16:33Warm nuts
16:34They haven't even talked to each other
16:36Archie
16:37Is so gutless
16:38He can't even look her in the eye
16:40And explain what happened
16:42I just know what I want to do
16:43I want to go over there
16:44And just tell him to man the heck up
16:47I think you gotta go with man the fuck up
16:49I love you
16:50Oh
16:51Hope you get an F
16:52What was the
16:52That's a long story
16:53It doesn't matter
16:55Because if I talked to him
16:57Katie would kill me
16:58No she wouldn't
16:59She'll love you for it
17:00I don't think so
17:01I mean
17:01She wouldn't tell you
17:03She loves you for it
17:04And then
17:04To probably say she's mad at you
17:08You didn't have to walk me
17:10All the way home
17:10Oh well I'm glad I did though
17:12That was fun
17:14Did I
17:14You want to come in?
17:16Mm-hmm
17:17You want to come in?
17:20Um
17:20Okay
17:20In two weeks
17:21My friend is going to be living right there
17:23And I love her
17:24But she's always all up in my business
17:26So
17:27Probably
17:28No more
17:29Fucking the guest speakers for me
17:33Wow
17:35I've never done this before
17:37I'm just kidding
17:37I know
17:39No you didn't
17:40No I didn't
17:41Not no
17:43Do you know how old I am?
17:46It's your lucky day grandpa
17:47Oh
17:50Oh
17:51Oh
17:52Oh
17:52Dylan
17:53You are
17:55Gorgeous
17:56And
17:57Funny
17:57And so so smart
17:59That I feel even dumber than usual
18:02But today has just been a day
18:03You can stop
18:04No no no no
18:05I
18:05I was just saying
18:06Maybe we could just stand out here
18:08And talk for a little while
18:09I really don't love talking to men who just rejected me
18:11I didn't reject you
18:12I just
18:13I'm uncomfortable
18:14And it's not you
18:16It's me
18:16I'm that's who
18:17That's what I am
18:19Most of the time
18:20Always
18:20So
18:21Maybe we could
18:22Have a drink
18:25Yeah
18:25And kind of
18:27Kind of just see where it goes
18:28Okay
18:32Would you like to come in and have a drink?
18:36I probably shouldn't
18:38What?
18:39Urgh
18:39Holy crap
18:40You just rejected me
18:42Twice
18:42Why would you do that?
18:43I don't know
18:44I don't know why I do so many things
18:46Good night
18:46No
18:47Wait
18:47Dylan
18:48Dylan
18:48Dylan
18:49Come on
18:50Oh the key
18:51Curse of the bent key
18:52Come on
18:54You can try it a little less psychotically
18:56Okay
18:56Please just go
18:57No no no
18:57I wouldn't be a gentleman
18:58Unless I waited for you to
19:00Oh
19:03Okay
19:09Goodnight
19:17Hey
19:18Bug
19:18You sure you don't want me to drive you?
19:20No
19:20No no
19:20I got it
19:21How come you need to go to the dentist?
19:24Because I hurt my arm
19:26That's a joke
19:27Relax
19:27I'll be back later
19:28Okay
19:29Big push for a big girl
19:30See ya
19:32Eyes on the horizon
19:33Got it
19:35Hello Gov
19:37Greg
19:38I heard you're on campus
19:40Come on
19:46Just pop that on the coast for me will you?
19:52I understand that you're the first Russian studies professor to receive the Wallace Fellowship
19:56You don't care about the fellowship?
19:57No
19:58Nobody does
19:59Well
19:59Yeah
20:00My friends talk about it quite a lot so
20:01Name one
20:02You don't know any of my friends?
20:03We'll just throw a name out
20:04Kevin
20:05I will bet you a million dollars that you can't tell me Kevin's last name
20:10Listen Greg
20:12I know why you're here alright?
20:13You love Chekhov right?
20:15I was wrong
20:16Yeah I like Chekhov a bit
20:17Don't you have that stupid first edition Chekhov book that you're so proud of?
20:21Tolstoy
20:23First edition of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
20:26Yes I'm rather proud of it
20:28It's probably one of the finest literary creations any human being ever made so
20:32Why did you cheat on my daughter?
20:34Sounds like you want to make love to that book
20:35Okay
20:35Could you just skip to the point please Greg?
20:38No because I thought that you loved Chekhov and I spent the morning researching him in preparation for this conversation
20:45For the love of God then pretend that I'm a fan of Chekhov
20:47Okay
20:47Listen since you love Chekhov so much you obviously know that he said no one must be humiliated
20:55I have been thinking about that a lot
20:57How could you have been thinking about that a lot if you only just read it this morning?
21:00Are you a detective?
21:01Well
21:01My God
21:03Look you need to man the fucking heck up
21:08Katie has been humiliated and I think that you owe it to her
21:11I love her
21:15I do I love her
21:17Then what are you doing man?
21:19I
21:20I
21:24I just I got lost
21:27We weren't getting along
21:30And we drifted a bit and I withdrew
21:32And then along came Sonny
21:34And the cloud
21:35I'm cool not knowing anything about Sonny
21:37Look
21:38I am ready and willing to take the lion's share of the blame with what happened between me and Katie
21:42You are a hero
21:43Thank you
21:44And also your friend Kevin is not real
21:47Katie and I both have things that we need to work on
21:49And I want to do that work Greg
21:52Because she is still the most important thing that's ever happened to me
21:58And I think I've really cocked this up haven't I?
22:01Yeah
22:02You cocked it up
22:06Do you think she'll ever take me back?
22:08I wouldn't
22:09But if you want to find out
22:12You have to man the fuck up
22:16You really nailed it that time
22:18I don't need your approval
22:19Okay
22:19But thank you
22:27Bobby Orr
22:28Native of Kitchener, Ontario
22:30Who gives a shit?
22:31I cannot believe that you spoke to Archie
22:33I was promised you'd eventually love me for it
22:36He wants to see me tomorrow
22:38He says that he thinks he's found a path back
22:40Alright, that's a good thing, yeah?
22:42Why?
22:42Because he's stopped banging that girl
22:44So I'm supposed to run home and rip off all my clothes?
22:46I seriously doubt that that is his path back idea
22:50I know you're mad
22:51I have a question
22:53Do you still love him?
22:58Shit
23:00You know, I never really told you
23:03Why your mom and I split up
23:05She cheated on you
23:06Oh good, you're in the loop
23:08No
23:10My biggest regret
23:13Was that I didn't fight for her
23:17If you love him, don't be a coward
23:18Like I was
23:21If I say that I will go and see him
23:22Will you please stop telling me to do things that I don't want to do?
23:26Promise
23:29Also try to be kind
23:30Jesus Christ
23:31You're going to want to say some stuff that's really horrible to him and he deserves it
23:35Yeah
23:35But there are certain things that you can't take back, honey
23:38And I am speaking from experience
23:41That's all
23:42Go see him
23:44Try to be kind
23:45That's it
23:46Okay, I'm gonna head out
23:48I love you
23:49I will drop by tomorrow morning after I see Walt
23:53And say farewell
23:54Dad
23:57Do you want to stay and hang?
24:00Always
24:02Yes
24:03I do
24:05Okay
24:1515 minutes to 185 degrees at least three times a week
24:18Speeds up the metabolism
24:19Flushes out the toxins
24:20And is clinically proven to lower your chance of dementia by 53%
24:25And aren't you a lucky guy?
24:26You have all that fur to keep the heat in?
24:28Yeah, I feel lucky
24:30Can't say I'm pleased you turned down my job offer
24:33Sorry
24:34Has it been 15 minutes yet?
24:3590 seconds, Greg
24:36Boy, you're gonna love the contrast with the cold plunge
24:39I can't wait
24:40I am happy to see things turn in the corner for Archie and Katie
24:45Would have been ashamed to let her go
24:46Excuse me?
24:48Well, if this drama got out of hand, I had to pick one
24:51He's got the tenure in the Wallace Fellowship
24:54Nobody cares about that
24:58Have you ever been married, Walt?
25:00I am married now
25:01Wow
25:01Well, Joanie, she loves to travel
25:03I don't
25:05So, we do two months together, two months apart
25:07And then we just repeat that the rest of the year
25:09She'll be back in a few weeks
25:11I can't wait
25:13Sounds like you've solved marriage
25:15I have, Greg
25:17Yeah, you're lucky
25:20When you get your heart broken, it's
25:23It's
25:24Whatever
25:25Never mind
25:26I mean, never mind
25:28Number three
25:29Hot Houses for Real Talk
25:31You had that made up professionally?
25:34I made it
25:34In Woodshop
25:35Nice
25:39When you get your heart broken, it feels like somebody shot you in the face
25:44It doesn't matter if it's been five years
25:48You just, you feel like you're never going to bounce back, you know?
25:55Can't let that happen to Katie
25:58Hmm
26:00All right
26:02Ah, Katie
26:03Uh, I'm not going to sit down because I don't know where you guys have had sex
26:05So I'm going to pace
26:06Right, okay
26:07That's actually something I'd love to say to you
26:08I wanted to say that
26:09No, hold on, listen
26:10I really need to tell you
26:10Start off, no
26:11No, no, no
26:12If I can just go first
26:13Sit down
26:13I'm trying really hard not to lose my shit here
26:15And you're interrupting me is not helping
26:17Please, sit down and shut up
26:20Unfortunately, I was going to say that you actually should start
26:23But there's nothing that you could say that would help me understand how you could do this to me
26:28And you didn't even try to explain yourself
26:30Are you fucking serious?
26:31Trying to
26:32Archie, that's when you get when those women on Dateline snap and poison their husbands
26:36Because I have thought about killing you
26:37And I know it's not smart to say out loud in case something weird happens and you do die
26:41And then somebody else in the bar is like
26:43Well, I heard her talking about how she killed her husband, but we're not in a bar
26:46So I feel pretty safe
26:47I could so murder you
26:48Good Lord
26:51But my dad told me to be kind
26:55I just don't know how to get there
27:02I love you
27:06And I think we can get through this
27:13Okay
27:17Now you talk
27:26It doesn't matter what you say, just say something
27:31She didn't go to the dentist
27:33Okay, it matters a little, it can't just be gibberish
27:35Sunny said that she was going to the dentist, but she went to the doctors
27:38Well, dentists are doctors
27:43She's pregnant
27:46This is what I was, I just found out
27:49I love you
27:50Katie
27:52I was going to beg for you to take me back
27:54I have this speech where I explain everything
27:55But I'm making excuses
27:57It's really good, I can still say it
27:58Get out
27:59Okay
28:02This is my house
28:03Please get out, please get out, please get out
28:12I really do love you, Katie
28:13Fuck you
28:15Do you know how long you're going to be?
28:16Get out
28:41I take one, one, one because you left me
28:47And two, two, two for my family
28:49And three, three, three for my heartache
28:52And four, four, four for my headaches
28:55And five, five, five for my lonely
28:57And six, six, six for my sorrow
29:00And seven, seven, no tomorrow
29:03And eight, eight, I forget what eight was for
29:05But nine, nine, nine for the lost God
29:08Ten, ten, ten, ten
29:10Everything, everything, everything, everything
29:13Hideout
29:14You can all just kiss off
29:15You can all just kiss off
29:16No, no, no, no, no
29:19Don't hurt me bad
29:20But I would not mind
29:22Don't hurt me bad
29:23You do it all the time
29:24Yeah, yeah
29:25Yeah, do it all the time
29:27Oh
29:32Don't hurt me
29:35Hey, Beth
29:37I know you said that I didn't need to go see Katie, but I did.
29:40And I'm glad that I did.
29:42And I am so, so cold.
29:46Call me when you can.
29:48Bye.
29:54Oh, my gosh.
29:58Why would you make me talk to him?
30:00Hey, folks.
30:01Oh, no, this guy.
30:02I was with you all morning.
30:04Wait, what?
30:04Ma'am?
30:05Little job guy?
30:07Hey.
30:08You guys wouldn't happen to know what's going on here with this fire, would you?
30:11No.
30:12She was with me all morning.
30:15No, I wasn't.
30:16Huh.
30:17Seriously?
30:18Okay, so immediately conflicting stories.
30:21Why don't you both stay here?
30:23I'm going to go grab my pen.
30:24Do not leave.
30:28Where's my pen?
30:29Who's got my pen?
30:31Oh, my God.
30:33Shoot.
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