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00:12I'm not afraid to die today, I could've chose somebody else to love
00:23Give me the gun, I'll take the blame and cover up your darker shade of blood
00:35I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
00:42I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
00:52Hello?
01:00Mommy Baba?
01:06Q
01:12Do you call me?
01:13I've told you.
01:15You are the person.
01:17They say is you know you are the person.
01:22You know, said your dad has given me the time.
01:23I don't want to...
01:24I don't want to give you the time
01:25My dad has given me the time
01:26I'll get him the time
01:28I want to show you the time
01:29And you are the person who is so late
01:30I'm not afraid when I get so late
01:30I'll tell your dad
01:31Every day
01:36I'm not afraid to go
02:01You can tell me if he's here or not you can't keep him you can't keep him unless you charge
02:07him
02:07have you charged him like I said I need to know if he's here I've been sat there for over
02:12an hour now
02:12listen someone is going to come and talk to you in a minute so you need to go take a
02:15seat
02:16okay I'll give you 10 minutes and then I'm taking your name and number
02:22hi I'd like to
02:30yeah I'd like to report a missing family
02:33whole family's gone missing have they
02:34yes I think they've been kidnapped by terrorists
02:40what domestic ones
02:42the white ones
02:46q-u-r-r-a-t hyphen u-l hyphen a-i-n
02:54two hyphens okay yeah that's that's what it goes by q
02:57okay I want to go back to the um the bust up that you said you had with your family
03:01well that's normally that relevant what um because what I'm saying is if you just hack into
03:06this this was set up in the living room so whatever's taken place will definitely have
03:11been recorded on this yeah so if we can just get into that so that's a very different kind of
03:15investigation much longer process cyber crime really and this falls under missing persons
03:19so all we're trying to do is just help you find why didn't you report the pig's head when you
03:24first
03:24got it sorry what's just details yeah yeah of course that that was that's that's different
03:30i'm reporting this crime now alleged crime i'm sorry maybe me a bit paranoid am i am i like a
03:37suspect or something like that in this case well easy now you know no one said anything about
03:41a suspect we just need to ask questions so in order to conduct the proper investigation
03:45so that's why i'm asking why didn't you report the pig's head i thought i could handle it myself
03:51with my private security consultant you got a security consultant because i'm an actor and i'm in
03:57the news sorry you're in the you're in the news yeah i might be the next james bond
04:03wait wait wait wait so you're saying that you're actually like a famous actor i didn't say famous no
04:08i just said well actually yes my bond callback is later on this afternoon but i can't be there if
04:13i'm here and i'm here because my right so so i'm just making sure we've got private security detail
04:18auditioning to be the next james bond and got sent the severed pig's head by by racist trolls
04:26because they don't want me to be the next james bond right which is why these people have also abducted
04:31your family that's my current working theory you sound completely mental
04:42okay mate um give us a few minutes and we'll be right back
04:51you've got to be kidding me
04:55what in the shitting hell are you doing man if you keep your mouth shut then maybe i can focus
05:01focus on
05:02this you sentient ballbag you should be at home preparing for the audition
05:08ouch and you most certainly should not be here you're not the hero of this story to them you're
05:14the villain trust me they're gonna google me and when they do they're gonna see all the bond chat
05:18and they're gonna see that i'm telling the truth and then they can tell the papers how you showed up
05:23here with the severed pig's head thank you turgid gimp think
05:46what's it be cool man police are gonna be watching i don't know i'm just looking for my family that's
05:52not a crime is it
05:53hey calm the fuck down i saved you back there all right okay i'm sorry and thank you
05:58that's more like it all you've got to do is walk normally very weird walk man
06:05all right fine it's been normal no this is normal
06:22whoops a daisy gently cock fingers okay lock the doors close the curtains let's run lines
06:29auditions in eight hours wait where are you going i need to find the right usb
06:36the only camera that matters is at the screen test
06:40sha time's running out say the words with me
06:45do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work fighting everyone and being no one
06:54i don't live with myself hello i'm giving you gold here are you guys that's right
07:05this is all the distraction classic self-sabotage
07:10huh shit come on
07:17fuck you're not afraid for your family you're afraid of success
07:23even if they have been kidnapped you're no superhero spy becoming one should be our focus
07:31why don't you try helping for change i am helping the only version of you that has any value to
07:38your
07:38family or anyone else is bond shut the fuck up
07:43oh god self is as basic as they come try his birthday obviously oh
07:56you don't even know his birthday some brother you are okay we don't know can we get back to work
08:06the security consultant oh yeah if you were this obsessive about your craft you'd have a career
08:26if you see something that doesn't keep your eyes speak to staff or text
08:31this is a waste of time oh
08:47shit what uh we've got problem with dogs oh dear i'm dry aged you realize turn around now can't turn
08:55around they spotted us it'll be suspicious you're a sweaty brown man with a blood-stained duffel bag
09:00you're already fucking suspicious just shut out okay just have some faith i'm an actor aren't i oh god
09:10excuse me sir
09:13i'm not doing anything i'm not even here to catch a train
09:17oh god
09:18oh god
09:18no no no get back
09:21do you mind if it's a tickle in the bug
09:23damn boy
09:24what's in the bugs
09:25stop you
09:26fucker sir that won't be necessary
09:34yep
09:37you say something good man have a good day
09:43how'd you do that well i've still got a few tricks on my sleeve when it comes to
09:46law enforcement
09:48must be nice to be uh tall and white huh
09:51membership has its privileges shall we
09:54it's a complete fucking mess i'll try to go to the police
09:57well there's your first mistake there come on man we're gonna find your family all right
10:01okay okay it feels good to hear you say that because nobody believes me i like him he makes me
10:06feel
10:07safe i'm gonna put a call out on something called the kilner system all right now luckily
10:11Wembley is cctv to the hilt so if your family have been on any street actually in london
10:16in the last eight hours i will be able to track their exact location down to the entrance as
10:20soon as i get a ping you will be the first to know all right yeah man all good that's
10:26amazing
10:26thank you i didn't realize your um your company had that kind of reach my company has the biggest
10:32reach there is all right don't worry look listen here's the thing right your family that's today's
10:35problem yeah what about tomorrow's problem now do you want to be reactive or do you want to be
10:41proactive i want to be proactive of course you do you are on the precipice of something massive
10:46and all that backlash that you've been experiencing recently it will only get worse
10:50trust me i know i've i've the audition and my prospects have gone down the toilet so listen i
10:56wouldn't be here talking to you now if that was the case would i so you've got your recall later
11:04correct yeah yeah so you're gonna go in there you're gonna do your audition and when you do
11:11those decision makers will be primed in your favor
11:19what do you understand how how how how you can do that
11:29are you at my five
11:32it's okay oh okay it's not a big deal it's not a big deal okay listen to me
11:39i'm the only call you'll ever need to make
11:42we've got your bag what there's a catch isn't it oh i mean look every relationship's a two-way
11:54street isn't it so basically what we're trying to do is we just want to build bridges uh to your
12:01community and in order to do that we rely on individuals such as yourself just to help us with
12:06um messaging you know as a prominent muslim and soon to be more so your voice it carries a lot
12:12of
12:12weight so so let's use it yeah right sure let's sidebar now just remember we're the good guys yeah
12:23don't forget that ah well this is just use the toilet i'm gonna be all right okay don't go anywhere
12:30thank you i'll be here
12:36sir i mean that sounds shady as shit no sure i was wrong going to nigel was a master stroke
12:43albeit an accidental one what are you talking about he wants me to be a snitch snitch he's not asking
12:49you
12:49to honey trap an ayatollah is he he's offering you the role of a lifetime in exchange for some light
12:55pr work i'm not a sellout fed sorry sellout well pardon me nelson pissing mandela you want to star
13:03in a franchise that brazenly sells watchers cars and the british secret service this is the only way
13:10you will land this role i guess i just always thought i was someone who represents
13:17us to them you know not them to us you're not representing them or us this is about you shah
13:26and
13:26who you want to be and put simply do you want to be talking to a pig's head in a
13:31toilet panicking about
13:32your career and your family or do you want to be the hero of this story the ultimate shitting hero
13:39because that my friend is what is on the table
13:56shah
13:59shah what the hell are you doing man hello i'm improvising oh god access
14:10shah
14:11Oh, my God.
14:44Oh, my God.
15:15Oh, my God.
15:17No one's watching you, malodorous pissflap.
15:21What's your problem, man?
15:22My problem is that I care about you, Shah.
15:25I want to make you better.
15:26No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me.
15:28All you do is shit on you.
15:29It's tough, love, and it's the only voice you understand.
15:33If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the bigger humiliation of remaining as you are.
15:38You want to chill out?
15:41I'm in control now.
15:43And I know where we're going.
15:47No, no, no.
15:48Please don't fake hang up on me.
15:50I...
15:51You need me.
16:16Fine.
16:17I'm willing to try things your way.
16:19But if we want to be Bond, why are we at Taliban HQ?
16:23These savage little Ewoks only hold us back.
16:29Don't leave me out here.
16:51Don't leave me out here.
16:55Excuse me.
16:55Sorry.
16:57Excuse me.
16:58Uncle.
16:59Can I have a word, please?
17:00Why are you calling me uncle at the same age?
17:02Are we?
17:02I mean...
17:03Sorry.
17:04I'm actually here to look for someone.
17:06Someone who's gone missing.
17:07My brother.
17:08Zulfi.
17:09I think you know him.
17:09He's the big guy who does the cabs.
17:11Have you seen him?
17:13Well, inshallah, we're just about to start praying.
17:15Come and join us.
17:15And then after we can talk.
17:16It's just a bit of an emergency.
17:18Excuse me.
17:19Assalamualaikum, everyone.
17:20My family's gone missing.
17:23My parents, Parviz.
17:24Latif.
17:25And my mother, Tara Latif.
17:26My siblings, Zulfi.
17:27And Q.
17:28I think some of you know them.
17:32I'm just wondering if you might have heard anything.
17:35I was just hoping someone might be able to help.
17:37Pig!
17:39Pig's head!
17:40Pig!
17:41Pig's head!
17:43Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
17:47You're probably best to leave that.
17:48No.
17:49No.
17:52It's...
17:54It's...
17:55He's with me.
17:57It's...
17:57It's with me.
17:58It's...
17:58It's mine.
17:59It's mine.
18:06It's mine.
18:08Go the other way!
18:11Quick, down here.
18:31Oi!
18:34Game!
18:36Get in the package!
18:37Shit!
18:38Look what you've done, Shah!
18:45You owe me an apology, mate.
18:48Under 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
18:51I told you, your failures would catch up to you.
18:55IDF bastard!
18:56Who recruited you? Mossad?
18:58IDF! 100% Mossad!
19:00I told you!
19:01He's not Dave Patel!
19:03He's much too short!
19:05You can't handle them alone!
19:08I told you that you need to be...
19:15Him!
19:49AHHHHHHHH!
19:50I'M GONNA GET IT!
19:54I'M GONNA GET IT!
19:57I'M GONNA GET IT!
20:00Oh, my God!
20:20Yes, yes, the strong must replace the weak.
20:31Your turn now, Shaft.
20:55This is the only way!
20:58Can't you see?
20:59Surrender!
21:01Surrender!
21:02Surrender!
21:02Surrender!
21:24Surrender!
21:34Oh my God, are you okay?
21:43No.
21:45No.
21:50No.
21:52No.
21:56No.
21:57How bad is it?
21:58No, no.
21:59It's not bad.
22:00It's not too bad.
22:01I feel like it's pretty bad.
22:03It feels like I'm missing an eye.
22:04Am I missing an eye?
22:06You're gonna be okay.
22:08Right?
22:08You're gonna be okay.
22:09Oh, it's cold.
22:11It's so cold.
22:12I don't want to die.
22:14Say, I can't do this without you.
22:17I know, you really can't.
22:20That other guy though, the one chasing you, he had potential.
22:26Why?
22:27Why did you resist?
22:29You tell me.
22:31You're the only one who gets it.
22:32You're the only one who gets me.
22:34That's why I need you.
22:37But I don't even know who you were.
22:40I was who you needed me to be.
22:44Hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart.
22:48Which is weird.
22:51You might want to unpack that.
22:55No, no, no.
22:56Don't go.
22:57No.
22:57We're a team.
22:59Okay?
23:00Good luck without me.
23:05Dick head.
23:08Hey.
23:10Hey.
23:13Hey.
23:30You're stuck in your own law.
23:31I told you I wasn't lying.
23:32Why are you doing it?
23:33We need to realize what we're dealing with here.
23:35Put it down.
23:35Don't put it down, get rid of it.
23:36I am gonna get rid of it.
23:37But just look at him, okay?
23:38I don't need to see shit.
23:39She doesn't know what she's doing.
23:40I do know what I'm doing.
23:41And I'm not the one acting crazy here, okay?
23:43Your son is.
23:44And so are you two by ignoring him.
23:45Shahju is fine.
23:46He's just stressed.
23:47I don't care this shit, no.
23:48Why do we always have to pretend like everything's okay when it is not?
23:50No one is pretending it.
23:51You pretend about everything.
23:53I do not.
23:54You're pretending right now.
23:56You are.
23:57Why can't...
23:58Baba?
24:00Parvez!
24:01Baba!
24:02Baba!
24:03Parvez!
24:04Parvez!
24:05Shit.
24:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:07Come on.
24:07Fuck's sake.
24:09Emergency.
24:10We should have it.
24:10Yeah, ambulance please.
24:12Baba, I'm sorry, okay?
24:13I'm so sorry.
24:16No.
24:20I will feel like I'm feeling like you.
24:26But your name is Shah Jahan.
24:31King of the world.
24:34What the fuck?
24:35You're gonna be fine.
24:36You're gonna be fine.
24:37Okay?
24:37What's going on?
24:38I'm bleeding.
24:39I'm driving you home.
24:41How did you find me?
24:42With extreme difficulty, mate.
24:43Someone posted a video of you doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car.
24:48Oh, yeah.
24:50Was it good?
24:51It was shit.
24:52Fuck.
24:52The view count's rising.
24:54Oh, fuck my family!
24:55Family is fine.
24:56Q was the one who sent me the clip.
24:58If anything, they are more concerned about you.
25:00Oh, my God.
25:01Thank God.
25:02Alicia.
25:03Yeah?
25:04I know I haven't been myself recently.
25:06Ooh, that was extremely understated.
25:08Do that in the audition, yeah?
25:10What, is that still on?
25:11Yeah, it's still on.
25:13What?
25:13Yeah, no, you don't deserve me.
25:15I even got your slot pushed to the end of the day.
25:16Oh, my God, I fucking love you.
25:18Now, listen, we've got to clean you up, sort this shit out with your family, so I don't need you
25:22distracted in the room today, okay?
25:23Alright, yeah.
25:25Alright.
25:25Absolutely.
25:29Hey.
25:30I care about you, you know that, right?
25:35Yeah.
25:36I do.
25:48Hello?
25:49In here, baby.
25:54Who are you?
25:56We're fine.
25:57How are you?
25:58I'm okay.
25:58I was so worried about you all.
26:02She's fucking crazy, bro.
26:03What the hell are you doing, Felicia?
26:05Going above and beyond as your agent.
26:07Again.
26:09Sit down.
26:10I can't believe I was going to do work.
26:11It's really...
26:11Alright, shut up.
26:15You think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity pass me
26:19by?
26:19If you're not happy, then we can talk.
26:21I can change the commission structure.
26:22Oh, I'm not doing this because I'm unhappy.
26:25I'm doing this because you are.
26:26But does it even make sense?
26:27That's the one of them, bitch.
26:30Shah, do you want to know why you're blocked?
26:32Why you fucked the biggest moments of your career?
26:35You are looking at reason one, two, three, and four.
26:40You are obsessed with getting their blessing.
26:43Your approval.
26:44To be fair, he's been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just us.
26:48Ain't it?
26:48Yeah, ain't it?
26:50She's right.
26:50You keep trying to take people with you.
26:52But that's why there's only two seats in a DBS.
26:54Is that like a jet?
26:55It's an Aston Martin, you idiot.
26:57You know, the fact you didn't even mention the DB12 to him proves to me that you're a blood-cloth
27:01pagan.
27:01What the fuck did you call me?
27:03Just use being children. They don't understand.
27:05Shut the fuck up!
27:06Listen to me, Shah.
27:07If you want to nail this audition, you have to eliminate all of them first.
27:15But these are my people.
27:18Everything I do is for them.
27:22You're ashamed of them.
27:24You're always trying to fix and change them, but you can't, so just cut them loose, man.
27:28You told me when you signed me that we were going to change things.
27:31We were going to make a difference.
27:32Yes, to your life.
27:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback.
27:37I didn't mean village.
27:37We're from Karachi.
27:38We've got running water there, thank you.
27:40Listen.
27:41Making a difference means paying minimal tax.
27:45Maybe you buy a couple holiday homes.
27:47You can hire a few assistants who look just like you.
27:50That's what I want.
27:51But what do you want, Shah?
27:53Material stuff doesn't really matter to me.
27:55I'm an artist.
27:56I feel, I feel, I feel.
27:59What?
27:59Why can't you accept that?
28:00I'm an artist.
28:02Yeah, you know what?
28:03True artists, they don't give a fuck about other people.
28:06Or what they think.
28:08Come, let's do this loud mouth first.
28:10Don't do it!
28:16They should be the one who does it.
28:20Say what?
28:24Shahju.
28:24Shut up, Mummy.
28:26What the fuck are you doing, bro?
28:27Stop undermining me in front of everyone.
28:29You always do that.
28:31You will not shoot Mummy and Baba, okay?
28:34I forbid it.
28:34I'm in control now.
28:36Don't talk to your mother like that.
28:38Also, shoot her first.
28:39What?
28:40Come on, Thay.
28:41Everybody knows you pushed him into this.
28:43Your ambition, the pressure, the ridiculous school.
28:47That's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country.
28:50Penfield, I was so happy in Boxford.
28:52And the best actor award goes to...
28:53Shut up!
28:54I decide who gets it.
28:56In what order?
28:58Bro, quick sidebar.
29:00Why am I even tied up?
29:02I've been your biggest fan since day.
29:04Do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
29:06Oh, I appreciate that.
29:07Yeah.
29:08I'm your ride or die, cuz.
29:09Obviously, I don't really want to die, but...
29:11Listen, these men are old as fuck.
29:13They're on their way out already.
29:14You can do them guilt-free, do you know what I'm saying?
29:15Can you just shush?
29:16Okay?
29:16You're only here for the free shit and the clout anyway.
29:18How about you, Shush?
29:19Yeah?
29:19You've been jealous of this man before you could walk?
29:21I took a...
29:21Bro, I've been here for you since day one, cuz I took a knife for you.
29:26Yeah?
29:26And my brother, I need to be here with you, for you, to defend you off from these snakes.
29:30You ungrateful f...
29:31Shut up!
29:33Listen to me, cuz.
29:34Yeah?
29:34Any time I took the piss out of you, it was just character building.
29:37I was building you.
29:37You hate him.
29:38Shaju, Janna shoot Zulfi.
29:40He would have strangled you in the crib if he couldn't...
29:42Hey, listen.
29:43Nobody's shooting anywhere.
29:43Shut up!
29:46Oh, Allah.
29:50Guys.
29:53I just wanna see.
29:55Yeah?
29:56Guess me, you're not me, Katnath.
29:58I wanna apologize for saying...
30:04Oh, okay.
30:05Good.
30:05Yeah, nah.
30:06You got rid of the most toxic elements in our family, so, yeah.
30:08Bro, you know what?
30:09You actually did well.
30:10I kinda rate that, so that was mad.
30:11Like, we weren't expecting that, were we?
30:14I wasn't expecting...
30:24It's always been you and me, Shaju.
30:30Just me and my beautiful boy.
30:44Where am I?
30:46Nice little sleep.
30:48How many fingers?
30:50Three.
30:51Name?
30:51It says here, Shahaj.
30:54Shahaj Jahan.
30:55Yeah, everyone calls me Shah.
30:57Mary?
31:01Your obs aren't the best, Mr. Lateef.
31:04It's been a long day.
31:05Yeah?
31:06What do you do for a living?
31:07I'm an actor.
31:09What have you been in then?
31:11You think I've seen?
31:12Probably not.
31:15Might be in next James Bond now.
31:19I won't do this in a couple of hours.
31:21You're taking a piss?
31:23Yeah.
31:24Well, you have to before you go anywhere.
31:26You're dehydrated, love.
31:27Fuck.
31:28My...
31:30My family have...
31:31They're gone, Doctor.
31:32They're missing.
31:34Sounds like a busy day.
31:36Doctor will be in soon.
31:40Bond.
31:41Huh.
31:42Break a leg.
31:44Yeah.
32:14Thanks.
32:18Sir Latif, what are you doing?
32:20I need you to go back to your room.
32:22You can't keep me here.
32:25What are you doing, bro? We're in here.
32:28What the fuck are you doing here?
32:29What do you mean?
32:30Why do you never reply to your texts, man?
32:32Hey, you two. Look who's finally shown up.
32:35Oh, my God, thank you.
32:36Baba, Victor, where were you?
32:38Oh, Shadjoo.
32:39I told you, here you come.
32:44What happened to you, man? You look like shit.
32:46I just, I slipped and I hit my head like an idiot, that's all.
32:48What happened to you, Baba?
32:49This is a little heartache, nothing to piss your pants about.
32:52What's up with Sophie?
32:53He's offering his new boyfriend.
33:01Oh, um, it's, it's Bravis, okay?
33:04You got more to worry about than Bravis.
33:05This is about Q. I'm sorry, okay?
33:07We were just halal texting.
33:09Okay, there was one weird pic.
33:10Can you shut the fuck up?
33:11I'm not here about Q. She can deal with you herself.
33:13I respect her.
33:14You disrespected me, didn't you?
33:15And you wasted my time.
33:17Okay.
33:18Can I be honest with you?
33:20I love Muba, okay?
33:22And so does the investment team in Dubai.
33:25For real, tomorrow afternoon, I'm flying out.
33:27Muba is first thing on the agenda.
33:33Tomorrow afternoon?
33:34Yeah, you know what?
33:35Come with me.
33:36I love you.
33:37I'll pay for your flight.
33:39Wait.
33:41I think I've got to see him right now.
33:43Bro, they're getting on a plane.
33:44We didn't come.
33:44We've got to go.
33:45But you have your audition today.
33:47Mummy, fuck the audition.
33:48I have to see Sophie.
33:51Come on, man.
33:53I can't do this without you.
33:56Is your phone fully charged?
33:57Yeah.
33:58Then yeah, I can't do this without you.
34:05I could get fired for just having you in this car.
34:08Oh, yeah.
34:09Sophie banned you from the app.
34:11Nice.
34:12No, nothing's going to happen to you, mate.
34:13Ask me on the dashboard, all right?
34:15Really?
34:18I thought it was Dev Patel.
34:20Right, you know what?
34:22If you get there before 3.30, I'll give you an extra 20 quid.
34:24How's that?
34:24Wait.
34:25Chill.
34:25Yeah, this is my account.
34:26I'm good for the dough.
34:27No, you ain't.
34:28You're broke as fuck.
34:30What?
34:31You leave tags on your clothes.
34:36It's harder to return them with the tags off, all right?
34:38All right, stop it, bro.
34:39It's embarrassing.
34:40Shit.
34:41We might not even make it in time.
34:43You'll make it.
34:44I know all the shortcuts to the airport
34:45while avoiding all the speed cameras and CCTV.
34:48I could even get you through security
34:50and onto a runway if you want.
34:52Just drive the car, please.
34:54Drive the car.
34:55To the terminal, not the runway.
35:06That way.
35:12Shut up.
35:14Oh, shit.
35:16Yes, man.
35:17What are you doing here?
35:18I'm just, um...
35:19Oh, my God.
35:20You can't keep doing this.
35:22I can't believe this is happening.
35:24I thought I made it clear when we spoke last night
35:26that this isn't a...
35:27Oh, no.
35:27I'm not here to try and stop you leaving.
35:29Oh.
35:30We're actually here to try and stop someone else leaving.
35:34I'm sorry.
35:34You saw him last night.
35:35You didn't tell me that.
35:36Yeah.
35:36Ollie, right?
35:38Yeah.
35:39Nice to meet you, man.
35:39Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:42Oh.
35:43Yeah, yeah.
35:44Oh, that's right.
35:45It's worse than it looks.
35:47Bro, seriously, you've got to go.
35:48Yeah.
35:49What are you like?
35:496'2".
35:51Come on.
35:54What was that, guys?
35:56I got...
35:57You got to be good at it.
35:59Excuse me, sorry.
36:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
36:02Excuse me, sorry, sorry.
36:03Sorry.
36:05Whoa.
36:06Boarding pass.
36:06We don't have boarding passes, but somebody that we really need to speak to has just gone
36:10through.
36:10Yeah.
36:11That's not how it works.
36:12Sorry, one sec.
36:14Have you got any photos of Sophie in the phone?
36:16Yeah.
36:16I mean, I'll do.
36:18Excuse me.
36:19We have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat.
36:23We need to locate them and stop them immediately.
36:25One moment.
36:27Fucking damn, bro.
36:28Trust me.
36:29It's going to work.
36:30No, no, no.
36:30I'm not involved.
36:32Right.
36:33You said something about security.
36:34I did.
36:35Yeah.
36:35He's traveling to the Middle East.
36:36He runs a complex network of drivers, couriers, and black market dash cam suppliers.
36:41And how do you know this?
36:41I have links to the security establishment.
36:43What links?
36:45MI5.
36:45Sorry, I...
36:46MI5.
36:50Yeah, not buying it.
36:51Next.
36:53I'm sorry, what...
36:54What do you mean you're not buying it?
36:57I ain't, you know, tone of voice, body language, the whole performance, really.
36:59I just didn't see it in the eyes.
37:01Let me go again.
37:01You film it this time, and we can watch it back together.
37:04You are already on camera.
37:04If you keep annoying me, I'm going to put you on the news.
37:08Better than having a hundred dead bodies and exploding 747 on the news.
37:11They don't fly 747s anymore.
37:12Because of people like this.
37:13I'm trying to tell you.
37:15Trained in Chechnya, fought in Afghanistan, the Battle of Kandahar, maybe you've...
37:18What are you doing?
37:21He's saying you're a security threat and a terrorist.
37:23I'm an entrepreneur.
37:25Sorry.
37:28Hey, can we talk?
37:30Next.
37:30Yeah.
37:35You got blood?
37:37Oh, yeah.
37:39I got hit by a car.
37:41You hurt?
37:42Yeah.
37:42Good.
37:49Well, I'm sorry.
37:51I'm really, really sorry.
37:53I've been a fucking dickhead.
37:55Shoot this.
37:55My whole life, I've seen you out here, yeah?
37:58Doing you.
38:01I've been at home, bro, trying to repay your family for taking me in QA.
38:09I should thank you.
38:11You know what you made me realize?
38:13I have to do me.
38:17Yeah.
38:20Wait, is this, like, a real thank you?
38:21Like, a fuck you, thank you?
38:24Both.
38:26I'm tired of being the little baby.
38:28I'm not trying to be a junior partner in a relationship.
38:30And I hear that.
38:31Yeah.
38:32I don't want to control you.
38:34I'm sorry, I swear to you.
38:36I just...
38:37I've just been ticking boxes my whole life.
38:39And you're not a box.
38:42You are a flower.
38:44Well, with layers.
38:46Like an onion.
38:47Okay, you need to work on that.
38:49Yeah.
38:51What are you getting on that plane?
38:54I'm back in four days.
38:57Oh.
38:58Why didn't you just call me anyway?
38:59This is too important.
39:06I love you, bro.
39:07See you again?
39:08I said you're a fucking prick.
39:10You're not a prick, too.
39:11Yeah.
39:16That way.
39:17That way.
39:18Economy.
39:19I'll see you at baggage claim.
39:21For fuck's sake.
39:24Yes.
39:25Put yourself together.
39:26Green in the air for a post.
39:27Man, give me my phone, please.
39:28It's children now.
39:30Psycho.
39:33I don't know if you're still down,
39:35but you could probably still make an audition.
39:36I don't know if you're still down,
40:24I don't know.
40:48Mr Lateef, we're ready when you are.
40:50Mr. There he is.
41:07Someone's had a busy few days.
41:10So, um, we're just going to go straight to the monologue, okay?
41:15Please tell me you're ready.
41:17Reporting for duty, ma'am.
41:18Set on camera.
41:20Fire on set.
41:21Down speed.
41:23Screen test, Charlotte Eve, take two.
41:25Marker.
41:29And we're set, and...
41:33Action.
41:36That could have just as easily ended a few centimetres to the left.
41:39It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
41:42Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
41:46Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
41:50But I see you.
41:53And when it's just you, all alone,
41:57tell me,
41:59how do you live with yourself?
42:02Do you even know who you are anymore?
42:10Do you want to know what it's like?
42:13Doing the dirty work.
42:17Fighting everybody.
42:19And being a nobody.
42:23The blood of my hands is mine.
42:30Because I kill a part of myself every day.
42:34I don't...
42:39live with myself.
42:44Live with whoever you need me to be.
42:52If I don't know who I am, it's good.
42:57You don't want to know.
43:01And cut!
43:02Shut up!
43:10Wow!
43:13I've never seen anybody turn a performance around like me.
43:17You see, you just...
43:19I think I'll get it now.
43:20Okay, well...
43:21Great.
43:22Now, it's just one more thing.
43:23It's just, you know,
43:24a bit of a rites of passage.
43:27Okay.
43:28Congratulations.
43:35Back to one.
43:37Speed.
43:38Mark on.
43:39So now you're going to say your name in...
43:42Three...
43:48Two...
43:52One...
43:55Action!
43:58The name's...
44:03Shah Jahan.
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