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00:04I'm thirsty.
00:05I just gave you water.
00:07I want juice.
00:09It's bedtime.
00:10Close your eyes and go to sleep.
00:33Mom!
00:36What do you want, Clance?
00:38Oh.
00:39Hi, Dad.
00:40Go to bed.
00:42Can I turn the TV on?
00:43TV is only for the daytime.
00:45That was the deal.
00:46I'll keep the volume down.
00:47I just like the light.
00:49Go to bed.
00:50Dad, what if...
00:53What if they come to get me again?
00:57Nobody is coming to get you, okay?
01:01Go to bed now.
01:54I'll be right back.
02:22I'll be right back.
02:34Come on, Clancy.
02:36Time to get up.
02:37You are in for a treat.
02:39We're looking at mostly sunny skies up and down the Jersey coast.
02:43Huh.
02:44I guess he's already up.
02:46That's a first.
02:48Well, I will, uh, I'll see if he needs breakfast.
02:53Hey, Clance.
02:55You hungry?
02:56I am.
02:57I'm actually hungry.
02:59I'm hungry.
03:03I'm hungry.
03:03Do you know what I'm talking about?
03:06I'm hungry.
03:13I'm hungry.
03:16I'm hungry.
03:16Don't do that too.
03:17You're hungry.
03:20I'm hungry.
03:27Clancy!
03:28Where is he?
03:30Clancy!
03:32Clancy!
03:35You're going to be in big trouble, but I'll find you.
03:37Honey, come out right now, wherever you want.
03:41It's not funny!
03:44Clancy!
03:45Clancy!
03:47Clancy!
03:49Clancy!
03:49Clancy!
03:56Clancy!
04:04Clancy!
04:04Clancy!
04:04Clancy!
04:04Clancy!
04:04Clancy!
04:04Right?
04:04Right?
04:08Oh
04:37Let's go.
05:05Let's go.
05:44Ah, where's the sweat and the B.O.?
05:46You've taken such pride in bathing us all in your musk.
05:49And showered at home.
05:50And yet you're earlier than usual.
05:52Is this an intervention?
05:54It's a little late since I'm not using drugs anymore.
05:57I am, however, still hooked on phonics.
05:59If you did your morning run and showered at home, you'd be later than usual.
06:02Thought of you in the shower.
06:04How's your leg?
06:05You seem to be favoring your left side.
06:07I was hanging down my right pant leg yesterday.
06:09Makes all the difference in the world.
06:11You've taken the stairs every day.
06:12Do I need a restraining order?
06:14You slack on your rehab, the muscle will weaken, and your leg will hurt again.
06:21Looks like the ketamine treatment might not stick.
06:24Or maybe we've made him depressed because we're lying to him, telling him he got that case wrong.
06:29We didn't hurt him.
06:30The pain isn't...
06:31If he gets depressed, he stops exercising.
06:33He stops exercising, the muscle atrophies.
06:35The muscle atrophies, the pain returns.
06:37Maybe he stopped exercising because the giant hole in his leg actually hurts.
06:41The ketamine could work perfectly.
06:43And he would still be back on his cane, popping Vicodin again.
06:47You can't tell him.
06:49He got lucky.
06:50There was no medical...
06:51He was right.
06:53We tell him he was right, and we're feeding his addiction.
06:56Without Vicodin, he's only got one to focus on.
06:58Well, he's not going to OD on puzzles.
07:00No, it's not going to hurt him.
07:03But he could just as easily have killed that patient.
07:07We have a tiny window of time here where our house may be healthy enough to change.
07:11And based on that limp, the window's closing fast.
07:19Ket is a product of an in vitro fertilization pregnancy.
07:23Had all his vaccinations, fractured his right ulnar at age three, chickenpox at age five.
07:28He ever got his feelings hurt.
07:31I'll need to know that, too.
07:33You are 0 for 1 since you came back.
07:36We just want to make sure that...
07:37Rectal bleeding plus alien abduction fantasy is most likely sexual abuse.
07:40Penetration causes the bleed.
07:42Trauma causes the fantasy.
07:43ER ran a rape kit.
07:44Found no evidence of tearing semen or pubic hairs.
07:46I think we should talk to the kid.
07:49Why?
07:50In case he's telling the truth?
07:53You're a believer, aren't you?
07:55Well, I'm just not arrogant enough to think that of the 50 billion galaxies, 100 billion stars per galaxy,
08:01and 10 million billion planets in the universe, that we're the only ones with life.
08:05No.
08:06But I'm guessing we're the only ones who like shoving things through our back doors.
08:09There is new research indicating a link between neurological problems and bleeding disorders.
08:13Perfect.
08:13Especially if there were neurological problems.
08:16What part of hallucinating an alien abduction isn't neurological?
08:20It was the hallucination.
08:21What?
08:23You think the kid's having nightmares?
08:26Nightmares aren't a symptom of anything other than wanting to sleep with Mommy.
08:29Which just leaves us with one symptom, the bloody tuchus, which can easily be explained by a GI problem or
08:34a bleeding disorder.
08:35Check his coax with PT, PTT, and bleeding time.
08:39And prepping for endoscopies from above and below.
08:47Gonna make a tiny nick in your forearm, okay?
08:52Then I'm gonna time how long it takes for you to stop bleeding.
08:55Now, this is gonna sting a little, so you might want to look the other way.
09:17Clancy, you know there is nothing back there.
09:27There is.
09:28Let me see.
09:30Lean forwards.
09:31And they have this other thing, and they put it in between these two ribs, always on the side.
09:37And then they move around my insides.
09:40That hurts.
09:42You know what, Clancy?
09:43I think I might have found the chip back there.
09:46And I think I might be able to get it out.
09:48Really?
09:48Mm-hmm.
09:51Okay.
09:53Lean forwards.
09:56Now, hold very still, okay?
10:00Got it!
10:04I'm seven, not three.
10:08All you did was pinch my neck.
10:13Sorry.
10:15Is it only an abduction story?
10:17The level of detail is...
10:19I don't know where he gets it from.
10:21The parents say he doesn't watch sci-fi, doesn't read comic books.
10:24You do any of that medical stuff we talked about?
10:26Upper and lower endoscopies were clean.
10:28So, it's a simple bleeding disorder.
10:30No, my tests are all normal.
10:31I only clotted in six minutes.
10:33So, it's a simple bleeding disorder, and you screwed up the test.
10:37I didn't screw up the test.
10:39So, it's a UFO.
10:42Unidentified flowing orifice.
10:43Either you screwed up the test, or I screwed up my analysis of this case.
10:47If you screwed up, I don't have to cry myself to sleep.
10:50It's a simple bleeding disorder.
10:51Foreman, we do the test.
10:53How could I screw up a simple bleeding tongue test?
10:56Maybe you were abducted and lost time.
11:08Kid's got a bleeding disorder.
11:10Sure.
11:11I had to stop the bleeding myself after 25 minutes.
11:16So, you're saying Chase did screw up?
11:20Well, Foreman screwed up?
11:23Big hand points to minutes.
11:24Maybe you got it mixed up.
11:25Oh, snap.
11:28Foreman's playing the dozens.
11:29You're at a huge cultural disadvantage here, Chase.
11:31Take a couple minutes to think of a witty retort.
11:33So, we have contradicting bleeding time tests.
11:35We run labs to check his clotting factors.
11:37We can confirm which one's right.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Testing.
11:39Nice idea.
11:40Way better than trying to guess which doctor's incompetent.
11:42Looks better in the paperwork, too.
11:44Hey, Foreman.
11:46Your mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off,
11:48people think she's backing up.
12:02Where's Clancy?
12:03He's asleep.
12:05He's asleep.
12:19He's...
12:20So, you can set up an intergalactic checkpoint.
12:23Let's pray he hasn't got into hyperdrive.
12:25He'll never catch him.
12:33Clancy.
12:35I had to go where there were no windows,
12:37so I could get the chip out, like you said.
12:39God.
12:41I can feel it.
12:43I just can't...
12:43Clancy, stop.
12:45There is no chip.
12:48We're going to clean you up,
12:49and we're going to go back to your room.
12:52You can't do things like this.
12:55Parents.
13:12Results came back.
13:14The lab cannot identify the metal.
13:18Said it might not even be terrestrial.
13:21Really?
13:21No, you idiot.
13:22It's titanium.
13:24Like from a surgical pen.
13:26Like the kind the kid had inserted
13:27into his broken arm four years ago.
13:29Nice medical history.
13:30That pen was removed six months after.
13:32So what little piece broke off during removal?
13:35Titanium is used to build nuclear subs.
13:37Pieces don't just break off.
13:38Tell that to the guys on the Kursk.
13:40And how exactly did it get from his arm
13:43to the back of his neck?
13:44Body attacks any foreign object.
13:46Inflammatory reaction could erode it into a vein.
13:48Fragment gets a free ride.
13:49To his lungs, maybe.
13:51Not his neck.
13:52Yeah.
13:53An alien chip makes more sense.
13:55The real mystery is that you didn't actually screw up.
13:59You okay?
14:02Fine.
14:03Trapped.
14:04Kid carved a hole in the back of his neck
14:06and apparently didn't bleed to death.
14:08Now that's weird.
14:09He cladded on his own?
14:11Sure did.
14:12So first there was no bleeding disorder.
14:15Then there was.
14:15Now there's not again.
14:16Which is impossible.
14:18Oh.
14:19Bowman screwed up.
14:20Two out of three tests agree with my findings.
14:22Lucky for us, the fourth test will be the charm.
14:28So you're just going to keep cutting him until what?
14:33This test is different.
14:35We'll draw some blood and see if any clouding factors are low or missing.
14:38But why haven't the other tests...
14:40We've got three results that haven't been consistent.
14:43One of them must be wrong.
14:44Or two of them.
14:46Is it possible the problem isn't his blood?
14:49It's just psychological.
14:51I mean, he almost killed himself.
14:54He wasn't trying to hurt himself.
14:56No.
14:57He was just looking for an alien tracking device.
15:03I have time for one more.
15:05I'm blaming for spending extra time down here.
15:08With the artist formerly known as Gimp.
15:12Oh my god.
15:14You're...
15:15How...
15:16You're okay.
15:18Have we met?
15:20I was one of your doctors.
15:22You were in a vegetative state when you left here last week.
15:25Addison's disease.
15:26All I needed was...
15:28You didn't know.
15:29How would I know?
15:30Not quite my old self yet.
15:33Baby steps, the doctors tell me.
15:35With rehab, you'll do great.
15:37What hospital did you go to?
15:39How would I...
15:39I want to have sex with my wife.
15:42Oh.
15:42And I was hoping that maybe you could...
15:46Viagra.
15:46You're here for Viagra?
15:48A bucketful would be nice.
15:54Dr. Cuddy.
15:57Hi.
16:03It's completely unethical.
16:05He was reckless with the patient.
16:06He was right.
16:07But he didn't know that.
16:08He needs at least some glimmer of humility.
16:11Why does he need that?
16:12Because other people have that?
16:14Why does he need to be like other people?
16:16He needs to be less reckless.
16:17Well, you did it.
16:19He's dismissing symptoms, looking for easy solutions.
16:21He's in pain.
16:23How much pain?
16:24Why?
16:28You know this is affecting him, don't you?
16:33Telling him that he got his last case right won't do anything to help him.
16:36It'll make him less depressed.
16:37Which might not help his leg.
16:38But you don't know.
16:41Just let me run a PET scan on his parietal thalamic area to see if it's sensing pain.
16:45If it is, the ketamine isn't working anymore and he's headed for a huge crash.
16:49If it's not, the leg pain is my fault and I will tell him the truth.
17:01Too tight?
17:03My parents think I'm crazy.
17:06No, they don't.
17:07They're just worried about you, that's all.
17:08I'm not weird.
17:10It's just that weird things keep happening to me.
17:13Slight pinch.
17:17If you make me better, do you think the aliens will leave me alone?
17:21I don't think they're going to be bothering you for much longer.
17:23Are you lying again?
17:25No.
17:27If we figure this out, everything's going to be okay.
17:39Still with us?
17:46Let's go.
18:05I'm open to suggestions.
18:13Solved the case.
18:15Kidneys.
18:16Kidneys are clean.
18:19Tell me he's a mutant-human hybrid.
18:21It is a bleeding disorder.
18:22Clancy tested positive for Von Willowbranch.
18:26I didn't screw up.
18:27How could he clot on his own two out of three times?
18:34Maybe he cheated.
18:35Right.
18:36Kids always cheat on their bleeding tongue tests.
18:38If you were being metaphorical, he was trying to sound like me.
18:42I had no idea what you meant, but I could smell what the rock was cooking.
18:45I meant he's clotting right now and he's in hypertensive crisis.
18:49Maybe the two are related.
18:50What if he was hypertensive the other two times that he clotted?
18:53Hypertensive crisis can activate clotting factors.
18:56Even someone low on Von Willowbranch could theoretically clot.
18:59And the first time Clancy clotted, he was all worked up recounting his alien abduction.
19:03He could have easily been hypertensive.
19:05You know, I get worked up when I cut microchip tracking implants out of my neck.
19:08Sounds like a cheat to me.
19:10Yeah, we get it.
19:12Okay, what's the differential for a seven-year-old boy suffering multiple hypertensive crises?
19:20We think the problem is in your son's heart.
19:23We need to do a procedure called a trans-esophageal echo.
19:27Okay, and that will fix his heart?
19:29That will tell us where the problem is.
19:31Hopefully.
19:32Then we can fix it.
19:42Listen.
19:44This isn't really part of my job, but...
19:48He's worried that you think he's crazy.
19:50Well, isn't he?
19:53There are still plenty of other explanations for what's going on.
19:57It's important he knows you believe in him.
20:00Even if you don't.
20:07It's clean.
20:08His heart isn't the problem.
20:10Why don't I have high def in my office?
20:13I'm a department head.
20:14There are no structural defects.
20:16Belves are intact.
20:17Tissue characterization is impossible when the pixels are the size of Legos.
20:24See, this is what I'm talking about.
20:27Foreman, you gotta steal this thing for me.
20:29Let me ring up one of the homies.
20:30The clearer the image, the clearer it is that there are no masses, no clots, no tears.
20:34The problem's got to be somewhere else.
20:38We're gonna need a bigger boat.
20:47You're wrong, House.
20:48I think he'll make us break into the IMAX before he emits it.
20:52There.
20:53Where?
20:54Right there.
20:55Left side, no movement.
20:58Well, don't freeze it.
21:00Something's not moving.
21:01How do you see something not move if nothing's moving?
21:04I need a laser pointer.
21:06We don't have a laser pointer.
21:07Well, why not?
21:08Who's gonna take us seriously if we don't have a laser pointer?
21:14Right here.
21:16A few thousand myocytes not beating with the rest.
21:19So you found an arrhythmia?
21:21That's not an arrhythmia.
21:23That's a no-rhythmia.
21:24Myocytes contract.
21:25These aren't moving at all.
21:27Go get me those myocytes.
21:28I wanna talk to them in my office.
21:34How's the kid doing?
21:37Heart nearly exploded.
21:39Still beating, though.
21:41Most of it, anyway.
21:44Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things
21:47when all you have to do is click, yes, I am 18?
21:50Even a 17-year-old can figure that out.
21:53What's going on with the leg?
21:56First, tell me what's going on with the boobs.
21:58If you're feeling pain...
21:59They're firmer.
22:00It's called an underwire.
22:03I wanna get a PET scan of your brain.
22:05I think it's hormones.
22:06As long as there's no increased activity in the thalamus...
22:09Looks to me like those puppies are going out of the dairy business.
22:12Then the pain can be good.
22:13It could be muscle regenerating.
22:17After you work out, you get sore.
22:18Pain doesn't mean the ketamine fails.
22:19I guess I should be seeing muzzle-toff,
22:21who gets to pass out the cigars.
22:23I'm not pregnant.
22:24I need to get a PET scan of your brain.
22:26It's a boy or girl.
22:27You got a name picked out.
22:28I'm not pregnant.
22:28My leg doesn't hurt.
22:29You're in denial.
22:30No, I'm not!
22:32Oh, you got me.
22:40I thought that my leg was deteriorating.
22:43Don't you think I want to take steps to prevent that?
22:49Okay.
22:53Gotta go.
23:06Here's Clancy's DNA.
23:09And here's the DNA from that piece of his heart we just biopsied.
23:18That is impossible.
23:22Run it again.
23:24We already did.
23:25Once more after that.
23:28The genes from Clancy's myocytes don't match the genes from the rest of his body.
23:33Eileen DNA.
23:40Anybody watch any X-Files that inspired an explanation?
23:44There are ways DNA can become mutated.
23:47Extreme UV radiation.
23:49How much sun eat?
23:50Dying with a healthy bronze glow.
23:52Nitrous acid or ethidium bromide exposure.
23:54First dad, he was a rapist, now he's a chemist.
23:56Various species of fungus have been proven mutagenic.
23:59Unless the kid's been eating barrels of celery or living in Indonesia or both.
24:04Is your leg hurting?
24:05Is that question helping?
24:05You're leaning.
24:06You're sitting.
24:07You're evading.
24:07My head's hurting.
24:10Please, someone give me a plausible terrestrial explanation for this kid's alien DNA.
24:16We could search his home for toxins, fungals and radiation.
24:19Who cares what caused it?
24:21A kid comes in with strep.
24:22We don't conduct a search to see which classmate he got it from.
24:25We cure it.
24:25We know he's got this stuff inside of him.
24:27Let's get a scalpel and cut it out.
24:28What did we cut?
24:29Chances are it's not just in his heart.
24:30Well, we got lucky with the heart.
24:32Myocytes contract.
24:33We could see that these weren't working.
24:35I don't know how the hell we're going to find it anywhere else.
24:40What if we take the heart cells with the bad DNA and we tag them?
24:46Can you phrase that in the form of a metaphor?
24:48It's the same way we search for cancer.
24:50The bad DNA creates a unique protein on the surface of the affected cells.
24:53We create an antibody that recognizes only that protein.
24:56We flush it throughout his system.
24:58And the similar cells light up like light bulbs.
25:04Okay, let's do that.
25:17You have to tell him.
25:18He said he wasn't in any pain.
25:19He's lying.
25:20Of course he's lying.
25:22We need another plan.
25:23Don't talk about it that way.
25:24What way?
25:26Plan.
25:27It sounds like we're conspiring against him.
25:29I'm going to tell him.
25:30No, you're not.
25:31Then come up with a cunning plan and fast.
25:38She's not nearly as delightful as she thinks she is.
25:43What's this machine do?
25:45Makes a lot of noise.
25:48And it's going to help us figure out what's wrong with you.
25:50You think House has lost a step?
25:53He's fine.
25:56There.
25:57Clump of affected cells in the bone marrow of the femur.
26:00Explains the intermittent bleeding disorder.
26:02Because I don't need to subject myself to House's torture if there's no upside.
26:05I'm telling you.
26:06He's fine.
26:10We miss some affected cells in his heart.
26:12Explains the continuing hypertensive issues.
26:15You said the last case really threw him.
26:17And now suddenly...
26:18I was wrong.
26:19So you changed your mind.
26:21Why?
26:23His brilliant ideas on this case have all been yours.
26:27There's the reason for him needing glasses.
26:30Apparently it's a symptom.
26:31It means the condition predates...
26:33You don't change your mind without a reason.
26:35What do you know?
26:40House...
26:42didn't blow the last case.
26:45Cuddy cured the guy using House's idea.
26:48Cuddy and Wilson are trying to teach him some humility.
26:54The scan is complete.
26:56Three hot spots but nothing in his brain.
26:58House's original theory was right.
27:00It is not neurological.
27:03Is he going to be able to walk?
27:05His leg should be functional after some rehab.
27:09Functional?
27:10What does that mean?
27:11He'll be able to walk but not run?
27:13He'll have a limp?
27:14If everything goes well, he'll walk, he'll run.
27:17He'll probably be even stronger than he is now.
27:22When we close him up, we'll move over to his other legs,
27:24make a catheter up through the femoral artery and into his heart.
27:29Once the affected areas are removed,
27:31his normal tissue will step back in and do its job.
27:33He should have no more problems with his blood pressure.
27:36After confirming those areas are clear,
27:39we'll start the final procedure.
27:41I'm going to insert a needle through the pupil
27:43and get rid of the abnormal cells in the retina.
27:55There's your right eye.
27:57Can you see my face?
27:59Yeah, it's clear.
28:00You can throw away your glasses.
28:02We've got it all.
28:03Get some sleep.
28:05You're going home tomorrow.
28:22You want to go for a run?
28:24What do you want?
28:26I want you to run.
28:33I need you to become an enabler.
28:35I'm enabling you to exercise.
28:37Vicodin blocks the pain.
28:39You get through your rehab.
28:40Muscle strength increases and pain decreases.
28:42I'd rather not become dependent on pain pills
28:44to get through my day.
28:48You're just like any other patient.
28:51Running away from knowledge that won't make you happy.
28:54I'm as happy as a pig in poop.
28:56You're scared the ketamine treatment's wearing off.
28:59That it was just a torturous window to the good life.
29:02A part of poop, didn't you understand?
29:04How can you be so sure it isn't just a sore muscle?
29:08It's my leg.
29:09Known each other a long time.
29:15You're not always right, House.
29:17You've proven that lately.
29:19I'm sorry.
29:19I'm sorry.
29:48There we go.
30:14I don't know.
30:57What's happening to him?
30:59He's seizing.
30:59I need clonazepad.
31:00I thought you got it all.
31:01Yeah, yell at me.
31:02That'll fix the kid.
31:04Obviously, we missed some foreign tissue.
31:06There's something still in him.
31:08The hallucinations and seizures indicate problems in the temporal lobe.
31:12Sorry, House.
31:13It is neurological.
31:14Looks like you're wrong.
31:15Again.
31:16We didn't miss anything.
31:18The brain scan was completely clean.
31:24Our tag must not have penetrated the blood-brain barrier.
31:28Don't use an IV this time.
31:30Get it right into the brain.
31:41No cells are lighting up.
31:43His brain is clean.
31:45It is not neurological.
31:48His symptoms are neurological.
31:50His condition has to be neurological.
31:52His scan was cleaned twice.
31:55It's not there.
31:59What if it is there, but didn't show up on the scan?
32:02What if the tag just doesn't work in his brain?
32:04Brain cells are structurally different.
32:06It expresses a different protein.
32:08So, how do we find it?
32:14Where are we going?
32:16I am going to the fair.
32:30I don't know.
32:54Send the kid home.
32:56What do you mean?
32:58Make sure his blood pressure is stabilized and send him home.
33:03Like nothing ever happened?
33:04He cured his bleeding disorder.
33:07Removed all the damaged cells we could find.
33:09We don't know that we fixed anything. It's only been a day.
33:12Maybe these symptoms come and go like the blood disorder.
33:15It's more probable that his remaining symptoms are just a nightmare.
33:20He had a convulsion.
33:22Maybe epilepsy, maybe psychological.
33:24Maybe nothing.
33:25If the kid gets sick again, he'll give us another clue.
33:29We can start searching again.
33:30If he doesn't, it doesn't matter.
33:34Send him home.
33:43House!
33:47You're just giving up on this kid?
33:51You gotta know when to stop.
33:53You don't stop.
33:54You never stop.
33:56You just keep on going until you come up with something so insane that it's usually right.
34:01Except on my last case.
34:03Oh, don't be pathetic.
34:06Just forget the last case.
34:08This kid obviously has something wrong with him.
34:13When did you develop such strong opinions about my patients?
34:16Last week you were convinced my patient wasn't sick.
34:19Now you're convinced this one is.
34:20This one is a young boy.
34:22His parents are desperate.
34:24Just get together with your team.
34:27Spend a few extra hours.
34:28Well, I guess we could amputate his left leg.
34:30That's where we found most of it.
34:32Maybe we should just remove his affected eye completely.
34:34If you have reason to believe that that might help.
34:37I'm going to start lopping off body parts.
34:41But it's interesting that you give me the green light.
34:43I just want you to do something.
34:46You've been overly supportive this entire week.
34:49Either you're hormonal or you're guilt-ridden.
34:53And it's too early in the pregnancy for this to be hormonal.
34:56I'm not pregnant.
34:57Then what did you do wrong?
35:06He had Addison's.
35:09Your last patient.
35:10You were right.
35:13He gave him one shot of cortisol and he woke up like Rip Van Winkle.
35:22Oh, your mommy's in such trouble.
35:25She's such a liar.
35:27That's why you don't have a daddy.
35:29That's why she had to...
35:38I was one person.
35:40End up with two different sets of DNA.
35:44We've been through this.
35:45Our assumptions are faulty.
35:47We've confirmed two different sets of DNA.
35:49We re-ran the sequence.
35:50I didn't say the lab work was faulty.
35:51I said our assumptions were faulty.
35:53We assumed he's a person.
35:55Of course.
35:56The aliens didn't just visit him.
35:58They replaced him.
36:00You're being silly.
36:02What if he's not a person?
36:03What if he's two persons?
36:04I'm not getting the metaphor.
36:06No metaphor.
36:06Chase, you said the mom used in vitro fertilization, right?
36:10Yeah, they had trouble conceiving.
36:12Kid was right all along.
36:13He was implanted with something.
36:15Back when he was young.
36:17I mean, really young.
36:17Like 12 cells young.
36:19In vitro increases the likelihood of twinning.
36:22But he doesn't have a twin.
36:23Not walking around.
36:25In vitro fertilization costs around 25 grand a pop.
36:28So doctors implant two to six embryos to make sure you get your money's worth.
36:31Problem is, there's not always enough bedrooms for all the kitties.
36:35Two brothers get stuck sharing.
36:37There's no bunk beds, so they cuddle up to keep warm.
36:40They never untackle.
36:42He's two people in one.
36:45It's called chimerism.
36:48Unfortunately, his brother's like a bad doubles partner.
36:54The guy just takes up space, gets in the way.
36:56Plants his body and thinks that he's going to put away the easy winners.
37:00His brother just keeps swatting balls into the net.
37:03We've got to get him off the court.
37:07So does that mean that you can find the bad cells in his brain or not?
37:12Sure.
37:13Abandon the metaphor.
37:14Fine.
37:16Clancy thinks differently than his brother because he thinks.
37:20If we induce an alien abduction...
37:22What the hell are you talking about?
37:24The foreign DNA has got to be in a portion of your son's brain that makes him believe that he's
37:28being abducted.
37:29If we stimulate those neurons with an electric probe, we can trick your son's brain into hallucinating.
37:34Your son's neurons will light up and his brother's cells will remain dark.
37:39Those are the ones we cut out.
37:41You're talking about brain surgery.
37:44I'm talking about really cool brain surgery.
37:47One of your sons will die, but the taller one won't be so annoying anymore.
37:53So, I have a twin.
37:55Not really.
37:56What's on the car?
37:58Light bulb.
37:59Start us out at ten.
38:06I'm not doing that.
38:08That was all me, kid.
38:09Sorry.
38:09You're in motor function.
38:11Try two centimeters back.
38:13He lives inside me.
38:15Sort of.
38:18That tickles.
38:20Stop tickling my feet.
38:21You're in sensory.
38:22You're getting closer.
38:23What do you say on this one?
38:25Moon and stars.
38:29So, I am kind of weird.
38:32We're all kind of weird.
38:38No!
38:39Fancy?
38:40You got something.
38:41What do you say?
38:42The light.
38:43Here they come.
38:45I think.
38:46Brain waves indicate mild hallucination.
38:48Neurons are lighting up.
38:49Are they dark spots?
38:50The area's too fuzzy.
38:52The hallucination isn't strong enough.
38:53Turn up the juice.
38:56His blood pressure's already 160 over 110.
38:59Any higher...
39:00Riding the short bus is better than not breathing.
39:02Takes to 100.
39:09Area's still too fuzzy to make any kind of distinction.
39:12Rank it up higher.
39:13You've already exceeded the preset maximum.
39:16Next step's brain damage.
39:18Brain damage.
39:25They're gonna get you.
39:27They're coming through the walls.
39:29They're gonna take you.
39:30Torchy you.
39:31They'll never see your parents again.
39:55Clancy?
39:57Can you hear me?
40:00Clancy?
40:07You got him.
40:11Yep.
40:14We got them all.
40:16Close them up.
40:18Everything's gonna be normal again.
40:32Can you believe what Cuddy tried to pull?
40:36What now?
40:38She lied to me.
40:40She cured my patient with my diagnosis, then lied to me about it.
40:43That doesn't sound like her.
40:45You're right.
40:48It does sound like you, though.
40:54What exactly did Cuddy tell you?
40:56Nothing that your body language isn't telling me right now.
41:02So, what was the plan?
41:05I'd feel so humbled by missing a case that I'd re-evaluate my entire life, question the nature of truth
41:13and goodness and become Cameron.
41:15Something like that.
41:17More than if we told you the truth, that you solved a case based on absolutely no medical proof,
41:24You'd think you were God.
41:27And...
41:29I was worried your wings would melt.
41:35God doesn't live a limb.
41:36And...
41:38Gravity...
41:41It's working against me.
41:48And gravity...
41:53Wants to bring me down.
41:58What makes you around.
41:59Oh
42:00I'll never know
42:02What makes this man
42:05With all the love
42:08That his heart can stand
42:11Dream of ways
42:13To throw it all away
42:22Whoa, whoa, gravity
42:27Stay the hell away from me
42:33Whoa, whoa, gravity
42:36I don't want to live like this
42:43Next Tuesday, House meets his match
42:45When a brilliant doctor wants to end his own suffering
42:48I don't find out exactly what's wrong with you
42:50I'll help you die
42:51Will House have to make the ultimate choice
42:53We have 24 hours to figure out what's wrong with him
42:56Critics rave
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