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00:31And ease up our minds.
00:35Do a little dance.
00:37Mick, yo, yo, turn that back on.
00:39Put it back on.
00:41Hey, don't look at me because you know I didn't do it, all right?
00:43Don't look at me.
00:43Hey, you better put fresh batteries in that thing.
00:45I told you.
00:46I did, so I was right when you gave it to me.
00:48I did.
00:49I put them in.
00:50Well, then hit it or something.
00:51Otherwise, y'all gonna have to listen to me sing.
01:00Ah!
01:15I fell down in the desert, baby.
01:20Yeah!
01:21What's up?
01:23I have no idea of paper.
01:27Oh, yeah!
01:29Here.
01:33Hey, don't be like it.
01:34Don't shoot us.
01:36Don't die.
01:37Go ahead.
01:38You got it, G.
01:43Then I let go of everything!
01:46Go, go, go!
01:47Into another diamond!
02:02Up and at him.
02:04You're supposed to be in clinic duty.
02:07Yeah, like I can sleep down there with all the crying and coughing.
02:12Here.
02:13Ex-Marine.
02:14Thinks he has Gulf War Syndrome.
02:16There's no such thing.
02:18So he's been told.
02:19It hasn't stopped the unexplained fatigue, rashes, and joint pain.
02:23And just so you know, he's the nephew of a benefactor I owe a favor.
02:26So you're gonna take this case whether you like it or not.
02:29Why wouldn't I want to take the case?
02:32Guy's tired and sore.
02:34It's gonna be chapter one in my...
02:41Don't panic.
02:43Don't shoot us.
02:45Don't die.
02:48You know him?
02:50Never met him before in my life.
02:52Okay.
02:53Well, you're about to.
02:55He's on his way here.
02:57Get your ass up and get your team together.
02:58You have work to do.
03:28That's true.
03:28Let's go.
03:28You're done.
03:28Not surprisingly, thank you very much.
03:44That's amazing.
03:45No, it's not.
03:48It's not?
03:48I could play the harmonica with my nose.
03:51Make a penny come out of a child's ear.
03:53Or any other orifice for that matter.
03:55Even the right circumstances could bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy.
03:58The right circumstances being their agreement to bill you on the same credit card.
04:02What I absolutely cannot do is dream about someone I've never seen before.
04:07Well, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it can't happen.
04:11True.
04:11It can't happen because it can't happen.
04:15Well, maybe you didn't dream about this guy specifically.
04:19Right.
04:20Just some other guy who looks exactly like him.
04:22No.
04:23You imagined some generic marine.
04:24Then you placed his face in the dream after you saw the picture.
04:27Sort of a coincidence mixed with a little deja vu.
04:31There's no record of him ever coming into the clinic.
04:33I guess I must have seen him before somewhere else.
04:35Fine.
04:36You've known him since Cub Scouts.
04:37The more interesting question isn't what you dreamed, but why.
04:40I'm guessing you're longing for either a renewed relationship with your dad
04:46or a new relationship with one of the village people.
04:49He's in the Navy, not the Marines.
04:51I thought your dad was in the Marines.
04:53The guy in the village people.
04:56Actually, he's only in the Navy when they sing in the Navy.
04:58The rest of the time he's just in generic fatigue.
05:03What?
05:05You brought it up.
05:08You didn't flush.
05:09I didn't pee.
05:14Male.
05:1534.
05:16Just got out of the Marines after two years in Iraq.
05:19Admitted complaining of chronic fatigue, joint pains, intermittent rashes, and sore throats.
05:25Thinks he has Gulf War Syndrome.
05:27Why is he here instead of the VA?
05:28Because he has a rich uncle Cuddy's trying to avoid fellating
05:31who doesn't buy the VA's diagnosis of nothing's erongitosis.
05:35The VA's right.
05:36There's no such thing as Gulf War Syndrome,
05:38especially in veterans who've never served in the Gulf War.
05:40Different war, same place.
05:42Whatever was there in 1990 is still there.
05:44What's there can send you home in a pine box,
05:46but it can't get you sick three months after you've gotten home.
05:49What, so thousands of soldiers are lying about the symptoms?
05:53You send 700,000 people on vacation to Hawaii.
05:56Some are gonna come back sick.
05:57Doesn't mean it was caused by snorkeling.
05:58He's right.
05:59Studies all show the same pattern of symptoms
06:01in veterans who were sent to the Gulf and those who weren't.
06:04That's it?
06:05You believe her but not me?
06:06Stick to your guns, Chase.
06:08Just because there isn't a single unifying symptom
06:10doesn't mean there isn't something going on.
06:12It could just affect everyone differently.
06:14You think this guy has Gulf War Syndrome?
06:16Of course not.
06:17He's depressed and he's looking for a disability check.
06:19Most likely because he's just realized
06:21that knowing how to barter for sex in six languages
06:24and open a beer bottle with your eye socket
06:26are not the most marketable skills.
06:28Why'd you take this case?
06:29Because a good scientist continually questions
06:31his own theories and assumptions.
06:33Cuddy's making him.
06:34And now I'm making you.
06:36Do a full physical and recheck his blood
06:38for HIV, Hep C, Malaria,
06:40Schistosomiasis, and T-Strain A Bumani
06:42just to make sure the VA's dotted their eyes
06:44and find out every hospital and clinic he's ever visited,
06:47every city he's ever lived in,
06:49and whether he's ever been on TV.
06:52TV?
06:53The problem could be neurological.
06:55Everyone knows TV rots your brain.
07:00It's usually the worst on my palms
07:01and the bottoms of my feet.
07:02You get these black dots all over them.
07:06I don't see anything.
07:07It comes and goes.
07:09You sure it's not just scrapes and bruises?
07:12I know the difference between a rash and a bruise.
07:15Sometimes it's harder than you realize
07:16to distinguish between the two.
07:18You obviously exercise.
07:20My problems aren't caused by my workouts.
07:21But you do work out.
07:23And by the look of you, pretty strenuously,
07:25that's not usually the case with patients
07:27whose principal complaint is chronic fatigue and joint pain.
07:29I was in the Marines for 12 years.
07:31I'm used to doing PT every day.
07:33Just because I can push through the pain
07:35doesn't mean it's not there.
07:36We're not saying we don't believe you.
07:38The hell you aren't.
07:39We just need to be specific
07:41about what exactly the problems are.
07:43Yeah.
07:45I sleep 10 hours a night,
07:47but I feel tired all the time.
07:48I constantly get coughs, rashes, sore throats.
07:52My knees and hips feel like
07:53someone poured sand in my joints.
07:55I get these weird tingling sensations in my legs.
07:57Sometimes they're cold.
07:58Other times, it feels like my blood is boiling.
08:02Specific enough?
08:06Look, I don't care what you guys call it.
08:08Gulf War Syndrome, Iraq Fever,
08:10or just crappy sickness X.
08:12I just want someone to figure out what it is
08:15so they can cure it.
08:18Except for the supposed pain in his joints,
08:20none of the other symptoms he's complaining about
08:21are currently evidence.
08:22Besides low potassium,
08:24probably caused by him over-hydrating after working out.
08:26His blood work's all normal.
08:28Low potassium could also probably be caused
08:30by the experimental vaccines
08:31and anti-chemical warfare pills
08:33he was given before he deployed to Iraq.
08:35Not to mention the fact
08:36that whole country's littered
08:37with hundreds of tons of radioactive shrapnel
08:39from depleted uranium munitions.
08:40He'd go to medical school in France?
08:42There's no trace of uranium in his urine.
08:44He was given the vaccines and meds two years ago
08:46without any allergic or adverse reaction.
08:48Has he ever done any modeling?
08:51You forgot to ask.
08:52We should send his urine to the University of Leicester.
08:55There's a professor there
08:55who's developed a more advanced screening technique
08:57for uranium.
08:58The levels are too low for us to detect.
09:00They're way too low to cause any damage.
09:03Where are you going?
09:06This way.
09:07Did you find out about any television
09:09or other media exposure?
09:10Do you really care,
09:11or are you just trying to waste hospital resources
09:13to get back at Cuddy for making you take the case?
09:14Of course I care.
09:16What a horrible thing to say.
09:19Do Alexis' next to search
09:20and get a copy of his credit report.
09:22Before or after we tell him to eat a banana
09:24and discharge him with a psych referral?
09:26I say before.
09:27And I say in between,
09:28give him a polysomnogram.
09:30Sleep apnea could cause chronic fatigue and paranoia.
09:33Find out where he went to summer camp.
09:39You okay?
09:41Yeah, it's just a little too much coffee this morning.
09:44Will we?
09:45Walking you to the bathroom?
09:47I wish.
09:49Wilson wants to sit in there.
09:51These guys know what I'm talking about.
09:56That's his third REM cycle
09:58and his breathing is completely normal.
09:59There's obviously nothing wrong with his sleep pattern.
10:02It's not that uranium,
10:03it's got to be some other sort of toxin.
10:04Or nothing at all.
10:06You really think there's something wrong
10:07or you just want formin to be wrong?
10:09Both.
10:11Well, it's not his sleep pattern.
10:12If you really think it's a toxin,
10:14you can do a liver biopsy in the morning.
10:15We can't leave.
10:17If we don't monitor the whole test,
10:18House won't accept the results.
10:19He'll just make us do it over.
10:21It doesn't take two doctors to monitor
10:22what's clearly gonna be a normal polysomnogram.
10:25Oh, so you want me to stay?
10:27You're the one who thought there was something wrong.
10:29I never said it was a sleep disorder.
10:31You want to flip for it?
10:33Oh, just go.
10:37Oh, come on.
10:39Don't be a baby.
10:43Fine.
10:44I'll stay.
10:51You know what we could do.
10:59Here?
10:59Why not?
11:00We're surrounded by empty rooms with beds in them.
11:03Yeah, and video cameras too.
11:05So we turn them off?
11:06Yeah, that's all I need is house or form
11:08and walking in on us.
11:09We have the keys.
11:12What if he wakes up?
11:14All right.
11:21Suit yourself.
11:41Damn it.
11:43Damn it.
11:47Damn it.
11:55Damn it.
11:57Damn it.
12:04Damn it.
12:28Hello?
12:30Is anybody out there?
12:34I think there's a problem in here.
12:40What's wrong?
12:41What do you mean, what's wrong? You don't smell that?
12:44Nothing smells, John.
12:46Are you kidding me? It's disgusting.
12:48How long have you thought...
12:50Wait.
12:52Open your mouth?
12:57The smell's not in the room.
12:59It's in your mouth.
13:02What's going on?
13:04Good question.
13:06Good question.
13:08He's back to the table.
13:09Good question.
13:35How do you think about this house?
13:43what you're wrong about the nothing's wrong atosis you can fake fatigue and joint pain but you can't
13:48fake bacterial vaginosis in your mouth says he hasn't performed oral sex on anyone in over a
13:54year selfish bastard because he hasn't been with anyone since his last girlfriend dumped him after
14:00you deployed to Iraq the second time selfish bitch we've ruled out HIV diabetes and any other
14:06endocrine abnormality could be autoimmune Sjogren's decreases salivary flow creates a hospitable home
14:11for bacteria no he's eyes and tear ducts are fine who was his last girlfriend yeah we'll get right
14:17on that chronic fatigue joint pain and opportunistic infection spells cancer probably lymphoma we
14:24should biopsy his tonsillar and submandibular lymph nodes right about cancer wrong about lymphoma unless
14:30you're simply hiding the fact that his lymph nodes are swollen get Wilson to biopsy his salivary
14:35glands he's got parotid cancer and see if you can get to the truth about who he's been dating no
14:40way a marine goes a year without getting some blood on his bayonet it's not an STD you just just
14:45do it
14:49the antibiotics should at least relieve the infection which will reduce the odor and taste in
14:54your mouth not soon enough all right you're gonna feel a little burden you're never even dipped
15:07chewing tobacco practically everyone on my unit that but me I'm so paranoid about cancer
15:14well if it's parotid cancer it's very treatable if diagnosed early my mom had cancer which is why
15:22I know that diagnosing cancer early means before there's any serious symptoms
15:32certainly tastes like a pretty serious symptom you know a lot more after the test
15:38he was just trying to mess with Cuddy for wasting his time this would have stopped as soon as the
15:42patient started exhibiting actual symptoms so the question is why is he wasting our time where
15:47is he wasting our time you think he's got a medical reason for asking for the ice credit report
15:51I don't where were you two when the guy woke up
15:58uh we just stepped out for a second to do what to get a coffee we'd been up most of
16:05the night
16:07just pushing to make sure we have a complete history obviously we're missing something or we'd have the
16:11answer you didn't have any coffee when you came back all right already we confess you caught us
16:19we snuck into one of the sleep lab rooms to have sex we shouldn't have done it while we're supposed
16:22to be working and we're sorry now can we move on
16:29house to do wilson before you do chase
16:32no you would do house and wilson before i do chase
16:36now can we get back to work
16:38she did me once she was stoned
16:54biopsy's inconclusive i'm gonna do a cellogram while we wait for the results from the additional
16:58blood work no worry probably nothing we can do at this point anyway
17:02as long as the cancer hasn't spread he's spitting stink you should focus on the living
17:08i need a prescription i just wrote you a prescription
17:12or vicodin i need to infuse this in
17:14no you don't you figured out where you met your marine
17:20what oh dad i never thought about it
17:25i can't pee
17:26you can't remember him can you i can't pee so stop taking the vicodin i want to pee
17:32and not be in pain why don't you go to sleep i don't pee when i'm asleep maybe you'll dream
17:38about him again maybe he'll give you an address i haven't peed in three days i read that rem
17:42sleep is the brain's way of working out problems very useful do you hear what i just said yeah you
17:47lied because you want to avoid talking about your obsession i'm not obsessing why don't you just
17:52ask him i haven't peed in three days you'd be dead i'm not counting intermittent drips you'd be in
17:58agony past agony yesterday around four
18:19his mother brother uncle and best friend all confirmed he hasn't had a date in over a year
18:23which means it's not an std you can come up with something medically relevant page me
18:34what did you want me to tell him the truth no you didn't have to be so convincing don't worry
18:41i'll make it up to you
18:44this is getting out of control
18:46don't pout
18:48our patient woke up with an infection while we were getting our rocks off
18:53do you want to stop no i don't want to get caught either you think i do you certainly
19:02didn't go out of your way to keep the volume down when we were in the sleep lab i couldn't
19:06help that
19:09why would i want to get caught maybe you want to give house a reason to be jealous
19:16i'm over house all this is is uncomplicated sex don't try to make it more than that
19:21you're not doing it at work anymore
19:24fine
19:35want to go grab some lunch
19:42i think the pill is the way to go we haven't had a condom break yet thank god but it's
19:47bound to happen
19:48especially the way we've been doing it on a bed of nails no he's not kinky he's just insatiable i
19:58can
19:58barely make it to any of my morning classes
20:02you smoke no way
20:05stop it
20:08sorry
20:11any history of hypertension blood clots strokes
20:14nope besides my ocd i'm fit as a fiddle
20:20you have ocd
20:21tell us can't you tell
20:23any other compulsions besides drinking massive amounts of water
20:27no that's it thank god my therapist says it could be a lot worse
20:31you get up in the middle of the night to drink
20:33yeah every couple of hours
20:35well then your therapist is an idiot
20:38unconscious people don't have ocd
20:40they can't whoever have diabetes insipidus
20:42that's impossible i eat candy all the time
20:45different kind of diabetes
20:46this kind is caused by a banged up pituitary
20:49you're obviously more of a lover than a fighter
20:51i'm guessing either a car accident or
20:54you cracked your skull on the balance beam
20:58how'd you know
20:59easy nice ass no boobs
21:01you got palms like a longshoreman
21:03wait here you need a cat scan
21:05oh my god
21:07don't worry
21:07this means you'll be taking two hormone supplements instead of one
21:17okay this time you're gonna feel a little pressure
21:19we're injecting the contrast material
21:24could you turn up the music
21:26sure
21:33looks pretty good so far
21:34still can't hear it that well
21:41can you hear it now
21:43john
21:47john
21:49john can you hear me
21:56still no relief
21:58no relief
22:00just got no pee
22:03if the pills didn't work you may need a catheter
22:05you can come here to talk to me about my pee
22:07what's going on
22:10he's got cancer all right
22:11but it's not in his salivary glands
22:13it's in his brain
22:15and it's bad
22:17at least six tumors
22:19maybe more
22:21he lost his hearing
22:23his sight's probably next
22:26death is probably next
22:29no way he could have grown all these in a week
22:32they can't be older
22:33the VA couldn't have missed all these
22:35maybe they didn't miss them
22:36just mixed them up
22:37switched his films with another patient's by mistake
22:41maybe
22:42that means some poor sap's getting his melon sliced at the VA for no reason
22:46this poor sergeant's gonna be dead by the end of the week
22:50where did you two been?
22:52lunch
22:52why? what happened?
22:54Wilson's found some fast-growing
22:56elusive or magic brain tumors
22:58what did you find?
23:00nothing
23:01he's telling the truth
23:02about what?
23:04about everything
23:04where he's lived
23:05who he's dated
23:06besides forgetting to mention his dad's chin splints
23:09his granddad's nosebleeds
23:10and to return a few rented dvds
23:12everything he's told us is checked out
23:14you have them researching your dream?
23:17nope
23:17I have them researching my patient
23:19you had a dream about a patient?
23:22this poor guy's brain is riddled with tumors
23:24and you're checking his credit report?
23:30come on
23:30I need you guys
23:32where are you going?
23:33to do my job
23:35he's not your patient
23:36he is now
23:37go home and go to sleep
23:39maybe he'll dream the cure to late stage brain cancer
23:50how is he?
23:53he's dead
23:54oh god
23:56at least he will be in a few days
23:59the question is why?
24:01the only explanation is that the VA hospital screwed up
24:04there was definitely no mix-up
24:06I had them recheck
24:08yes
24:09why would a government agency lie to cover up a mistake?
24:12it might have caused the death of a guy to be trying to kill him for the last two years
24:16anyway
24:16he didn't lie
24:19did you just take two vicodin?
24:21no
24:22it was an antidepressant
24:23I was told to take two every time you walked into the room
24:30the VA scan of his brain
24:31no tumors
24:34yes
24:34this is proof positive that someone didn't have tumors in their brain
24:38you see that bright spot below his left orbit?
24:41that is a titanium pin your patient had inserted 20 years ago
24:44unless you think the VA happened to mix up his scans with someone who had the exact same pin
24:49they didn't screw up
24:55you paged us?
24:58why didn't you send his urine to lester like i told you?
25:01because you told me not to
25:03why'd you choose that moment to listen to me?
25:06you think depleted uranium might have something to do with these tumors?
25:09radiation is the only thing that will make tumors grow that fast
25:11high doses of radiation
25:13even if he ate depleted uranium bullets for breakfast
25:15he still would have been exposed to less radiation than we've given him in the last two days
25:18do it anyway
25:20you call his uncle back
25:22find out if he ever brought his nephew to any hospital parties or fundraisers
25:26no
25:27not until you give me a reason
25:30because i'm your boss?
25:32a rational reason
25:32or at least admit that you don't have one
25:34i've got a full bladder and i'm not afraid to use it
25:37but you are apparently afraid of discovering something you can't rationally explain
25:41shut up!
25:43do what you're told
25:46Cuddy and Wilson may not have to listen to me but you do
25:54what the hell is that all about?
25:56i don't care
25:57which is why i didn't feel the need to ask him eight personal questions
26:00i'm over him
26:04spanking observation
26:09all right ready whatever you are
26:11i'm ready
26:16wait a minute zoom in
26:21i don't see it you sure you have the right coordinates?
26:25yeah she's in the right place
26:28go 10 millimeters above the acpc line on the z axis
26:3110 mil above acpc on z
26:36it's not there anymore are you sure you got the gantry angle right?
26:39yeah i'm sure
26:41it's not there
26:45they've disappeared
26:46six tumors don't just disappear
26:48unless they were never there to begin with
26:50the vea didn't screw up
26:52maybe someone else did
26:53maybe it was dr self-righteous
26:55i saw the tumors
26:57there was no mix-up
26:58maybe there's something wrong with the portable imager in the o.r
27:00something that would cause it to show brain tissue in perfect detail
27:03but completely missed neoplastic tissue
27:06and they were never tumors to begin with
27:08i told you i saw
27:09oh you saw something that looked like tumors we all did
27:12we were all wrong
27:13well maybe he doesn't have cancer maybe he has a brain infection
27:16it's causing multiple abscesses
27:17that miraculously healed no they were healed by the antibiotics
27:20we're giving him for the vaginosis in his mouth
27:22if it's an infection why didn't it show up in his blood work
27:25i don't know
27:27yet
27:29dr wilson we have a problem
27:31what did you do i can't feel my legs i can't feel my legs
27:36what'd you guys do john calm down we didn't even operate
27:38this be a residual effect i can't move my leg
27:41it's not the anesthesia
27:42john john we're gonna figure out what's wrong with you
27:45first we need to know one thing
27:48have you ever appeared in any pornos
27:52chronic fatigue sore throats rashes putrid discharge in the mouth multiple abscesses in the
27:57brain hearing loss last but not least lower limb paralysis certainly given us plenty of clues
28:04it's gotta be some sort of infection
28:07it's miraculously improving in his brain getting worse in his ears and legs
28:11could be an infection and cancer neoplastic syndrome could depress his immune system and cause the
28:17other symptoms
28:17mm-hmm you're basing this theory on the negative biopsy the lymph nodes that aren't swollen or
28:22the tumors that were never there to begin with and what are you going to base your theory
28:26on his favorite restaurants i was right he's excreting depleted uranium in his urine you should
28:34start him on an iv infusion of isotonic sodium bicarbonate
28:36depleted uranium you're the one who asked for the test when we were thinking cancer we no longer
28:41are depleted uranium doesn't just cause cells to mutate it can cause cell death as well that's
28:45spinal cord cells it's not until the dose is high enough to kill all his other cells first you're
28:51saying the radioactive uranium in his urine is irrelevant the sun's radioactive the earth
28:57is radioactive this hospital is filled with radiation the issue is not where it is but how
29:01much there is and what damage that amount could cause in someone's spinal cord as i already stated
29:07quite clearly got it we're all idiots what's your theory your keys why you ever tried riding
29:14a motorcycle with a distended bladder
29:19keep him on antibiotics check his hearing and paralysis every hour so you basically want us to
29:23do nothing no i basically want to do nothing i want you to keep him on antibiotics and check his
29:29hearing and paralysis every hour wait you can't go home now actually i have to go home now it's two
29:36days past my bedtime house he needs your help and i need sleep hey it's the brain's way of working
29:43out
29:44problems that the conscious mind can't solve during the day remember
30:00no nothing
30:05i'm gonna die all right
30:13no we're not we should start treatment for the uranium toxicity like you said but house isn't here
30:23if house wanted to be involved in the case
30:28he wanted us to start this treatment he would have told us to do it the last time you brought
30:31it up
30:31you have a better idea no then we're going with the chasers
30:44so
30:57I don't know.
31:38I don't know.
31:49I don't know.
32:23Tell him not to get the lines tangled.
32:25The confusion is slow.
32:26We can't have any kinks in the line.
32:28I went to medical school too.
32:33Keep your arms on your body, above your heart.
32:40I can't feel my stomach.
32:45I don't feel that.
32:47I don't feel anything.
32:49Paralysis is ascending.
32:50It keeps going.
32:51We're going to need to respirate.
32:52What?
32:52What are you saying?
32:53Can you breathe?
32:58No.
33:00Not yet.
33:01No.
33:02No.
33:04No.
33:05No.
33:06No.
33:17No.
33:19No.
33:19No.
33:35No.
33:36No.
33:39No.
33:39No.
33:39No.
33:49No.
33:54No.
33:54No.
34:05No.
34:20No.
34:22No.
34:24No.
34:26No.
34:41No.
34:43No.
34:44No.
34:46No.
34:47Not enough.
34:48It's all we're gonna get.
34:53You wanna bet?
35:00Who approved a sodium bicarb infusion?
35:03Don't look at me.
35:04I was home in bed.
35:05What's wrong?
35:06He's unconscious.
35:07His skin has lost all color, and his BP and hematocrit are plunging.
35:10He was only on the sodium bicarb's bleeding out.
35:13He can't be bleeding out.
35:13There's no blood in the bed.
35:15Fine.
35:15He's bleeding in.
35:16There's no sign of bruising or internal hemorrhaging.
35:18The paralysis must have bruised his diaphragm.
35:19He's not able to oxygenate his blood.
35:21He's not able to oxygenate his blood because he doesn't have any left.
35:24There's no evidence.
35:25The only thing that would explain...
35:26There's no reason for blood loss.
35:28There has to be a reason.
35:29He needs a transfusion.
35:30Get me four units of O-staff.
35:32Now let's elevate his feet.
35:34He doesn't need a transfusion.
35:36Nobody asked you.
35:38In fact, why are you even here?
35:39Because obviously you need my help.
35:42Get out.
35:42The house, his blood obviously didn't just vanish.
35:47What the hell is this?
35:50Somebody must have spilled something.
35:52Somebody else should be getting me four units of O-staff.
35:54What the hell is that?
36:00It's a urine catheter collection bag with a rip in it.
36:03What the hell does it look like?
36:10What?
36:13It's just urine.
36:15It's sterile.
36:16No one's getting me blood.
36:18Why isn't anybody getting me blood?
36:20I'm bleeding.
36:23House, are you all right?
36:28Why are you even here?
36:31I'm always here.
36:32I'm always here.
36:34No, you're not.
36:37There's a reason.
36:38There has to be.
36:42Hell yeah!
36:44Hell yeah!
36:45Hell yeah!
36:47Hold on!
36:47Oh!
36:49Oh!
36:49Ah.
36:51Oh!
36:52Oh!
37:13Incident on the Garden State Parkway southbound at exit 91, that's where the experts expect some delays...
37:21Yes, I did, thank you. I'm guessing better than our patient, probably due to his BP and hematocrit plunging.
37:27How'd you know?
37:37The answer was staring right at us the whole time, as plain as the nose on our faces and the
37:43nose on his face.
37:45What's going on? What'd he say?
37:47No hairs and cauterization scars.
37:50Which means?
37:52He had it cauterized.
37:54How could you know that?
37:55This makes sense. Undoubtedly done to stop the same childhood nosebleeds that plagued his grandfather.
38:01Undoubtedly because they were both born with hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia.
38:06What's he saying?
38:06I'm saying we've got a genetic disease that's destroying our capillaries.
38:10That no one in his family's ever been diagnosed with before?
38:12Not surprising, since the most common initial symptoms, skin rashes and nosebleeds, are often written off as a result of
38:18minor trauma or dry weather.
38:20But they can also be the result of his arteries and veins merging together.
38:24He obviously has AVMs.
38:26AVM near the spine caused paralysis.
38:28AVM in his lungs prevented his blood from being filtered.
38:30Dirty blood caused the joint pain, fatigue, and infections in his mouth and brain.
38:35Nothing that a few surgeries won't clear up.
38:38It had MR angiograms of the F were mentioned.
38:41The Marines weren't hiding anything.
38:42He was.
38:43Or at least he forgot to mention his bloody tissue issue.
38:48What's going on?
38:50What'd he say?
38:56Oh, it's like solving the case solved your other problem.
39:00There is no medicine like happiness.
39:02Except maybe laughter.
39:04Or rubber tubes shoved up your urethra.
39:07You cathed yourself?
39:09Definitely not that bad after the first, I don't know, nine or ten inches.
39:13I cath relieved the spasm as good as new.
39:16Of course.
39:17Just a minor spasm in a muscle you've been using multiple times a day without any problem for the past
39:2245 years.
39:23Not a major side effect caused by the overuse of a particular narcotic painkiller.
39:28Yeah, that was my thought, too.
39:30So, no reason to think about cutting back on your use of that particular pill.
39:36Thank God.
39:37Actually, it was a triple dose of the good stuff that allowed me to finally get to sleep and solve
39:41the case.
39:43Pills made all my dreams come true.
39:45You really got the answer in your sleep?
39:48I got one in my sleep.
39:50The other one I got in the shower.
39:58I've been thinking about you.
40:02You lied.
40:03I didn't lie.
40:05I simply chose not to share completely irrelevant facts.
40:09Like the fact that you lied?
40:11No wonder I couldn't place his face.
40:14You were practically swallowing it on the dance floor.
40:17I was not.
40:18Talk about the cool uncle.
40:19He donates the money and the nephew gets the write-off.
40:23Of course, by write-off, I mean he gets to put your ankles.
40:26This is exactly why I didn't mention our one date over two years ago.
40:31Because of my t-shirt.
40:33Because you are an obnoxious ass.
40:36Because you would have spent the whole time...
40:38That's very smart.
40:39Because this way, I spent my whole time completely focused on the patient.
40:42How did you even remember him?
40:44We were only at that party for like ten minutes.
40:46Was this some new health plan?
40:47You serve as the dean of medicine, you get free health care for a year.
40:53Why are you smiling?
40:55You remembered him because he made out with me.
40:59I'm good with faces.
41:01So this plan, is it open 21?
41:03Is there a copay?
41:04You're lousy with faces.
41:06Don't make this about me.
41:07This is your humiliation.
41:09So how much for private room coverage?
41:12Get over me.
41:14Give me a break.
41:16You hired me...
41:16Because you're a good doctor who couldn't get himself hired at a blood bank, so I got you cheap.
41:20You gave me everything I asked for because one night I gave you everything.
41:24Stop staring at my ass when you think I'm not looking.
41:27Showing up at restaurants where I happen to be on a date.
41:30And fantasizing about me in the shower.
41:33That ship sailed long ago, House.
41:36Get over it.
41:39If you're still referring to your ass, I think that supertanker sailed would be the more precise metaphor.
41:44We'll hear you next day.
42:11We'll hear you next time.
42:13With the moon shining black
42:20Sorry, looking for an extra large trash can
42:29Since when is he cleaning anything up?
42:43Superfly, the only game you know is do or die
42:51Superfly
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