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00:19So, you want me to explain how you just lost?
00:21Or do you want to stare at the board you're full?
00:24Three minutes. Cling to hope.
00:32Come on. It's called speed chess.
01:00Mama.
01:01Hey, hey, hey.
01:05Goodbye.
01:05Bye.
01:25Good game.
01:30I said good game.
01:53Back away.
01:55Back away.
01:55Back away.
02:02Call 9-1-1.
02:03Get an ambulance.
02:04Tell them to send two.
02:06Send thanks.
02:08Oh.
02:09Oh.
02:09Oh.
02:11Oh.
02:26Oh.
02:44Are your head still hot?
02:46You moron?
02:47Nate.
02:49I'm clutching my head in pain and he asks if it hurts.
02:53What are you, some kind of med student?
02:55You look like you still have themed birthday parties.
02:57Sorry.
03:00Any problems concentrating in school lately?
03:02Uh, besides the dreams of running my tongue
03:04along my French teacher's breasts,
03:06no, I'm doing quite great.
03:08The rage and pain could be caused by a parasite.
03:11Does he eat a lot of sushi?
03:12No. Uh, he was a vegetarian until just a few months ago.
03:15Any changes in behavior since the new diet?
03:17No.
03:19He's been this way since he became a teenager.
03:21It doesn't matter how much I yell or punish,
03:23he's still gonna say what...
03:25Yeah, let's all shed a tear for poor little Nate's mother.
03:30Any more stupid questions?
03:32Nate.
03:34I hate this kid.
03:37I like this kid.
03:39You haven't met him.
03:40I know you hate him.
03:41What more do I need to know?
03:43It's not a cliché.
03:45Anybody can get into a fight after losing.
03:47It takes real creativity to beat up someone you just beat.
03:49Pain's not limited to his head.
03:51The rest is bumps and bruises accounted for
03:53by the 17 fights he's been in this semester.
03:55Concussion?
03:56MRI was clean.
03:57No frontal lobe tumor.
03:58And the tox screen showed no trace of coke or amphetamines.
04:00Nate went medieval on the other kid.
04:02Could be...
04:03Hold on.
04:04I'm having a moment.
04:06This...
04:08This could be Foreman's last time
04:09mistakenly suggesting adrenal gland tumor.
04:12Which could create excess adrenaline.
04:14Causes the head pain and rage.
04:15But not the personality disorder.
04:17There is no personality disorder.
04:19It's a teenager.
04:20Being a teenager excuses the odd inappropriate comment.
04:23This kid say anything appropriate?
04:25He's having cluster headaches.
04:27Probably been having them for years.
04:29The question is, what's causing them?
04:30If it were just a cluster headache,
04:31he'd have swelling around the eyes.
04:33ER gave him ibuprofen for the pain.
04:35Useless for this pain.
04:36It could've knocked down the swelling.
04:38Best bet is a vascular problem.
04:39Normal treatment for cluster headaches is steroids,
04:42which the ER also gave him.
04:43He's still in pain, which means...
04:45Normal treatment is called normal treatment,
04:47because sometimes you have to use abnormal treatment.
04:50Start him on blood thinners
04:51and give his noggin transcranial magnetic stimulation.
04:54Don't you dare touch that acerbic wit.
04:5950 bucks to whichever of you steps up and treats his brat.
05:02Not the kid's fault. He's sick.
05:03Fine. You do it.
05:05No way.
05:06He's your brat.
05:07I'll do it.
05:08I've got a job interview after work.
05:10Anything comes up later, you guys handle it.
05:12Need a peer recommendation?
05:13Thanks.
05:17Kevin shoots the fox.
05:27This isn't gonna turn me into some, like, drooling vegetable
05:30who wets his pants, is it?
05:31It's safe.
05:32The magnetic pulses activate nerve cells,
05:34which will hopefully squelch the head pain.
05:36Is there anything you can do about the other pain?
05:38From bites?
05:40Yeah, I mean, my face, my shoulder, my stomach.
05:43I mean, I can barely bend my fingers.
05:45You're already on pain meds. Nothing more I can do.
05:48Sure you can, man.
05:49Tell your homies to quit stomping on me.
05:53Well, get the word out that you're a great guy.
05:57So, do people watch what they say around you?
06:00Because I'm black.
06:02No, because you're gay.
06:12Cluster headaches can persist for years,
06:14cause irritability or even hostility towards others.
06:18You mean the illness is affecting his personality?
06:22If these treatments work, it could...
06:24Change him?
06:25Yeah.
06:27Oh, thank God.
06:31Oh.
06:33Oh, you must think I'm awful.
06:35Here are my sons lying in a hospital bed.
06:39I'm pretty sure I get it.
06:43I thought I was a bad mother.
06:47And I hated myself.
06:51Because I hated him.
06:59What have you got for me this fine morning?
07:01Well, then it isn't, he missed at no effect.
07:04It's not causing headaches.
07:05You're accusing the symptoms of lying?
07:07Could be hemochromatosis.
07:08Wouldn't account for the personality disorder.
07:10Yeah, hypothyroidism.
07:11He's not getting aggressive and lethargic.
07:13He's getting aggressive and aggressiver.
07:15What about ruptured dermoid cyst?
07:19Sorry.
07:19I just got dizzy there.
07:21I was expecting to turn right.
07:22It's Foreman's turn to be shot down.
07:24The thing that Cameron said.
07:27Way to think outside the box.
07:29But no fat in the ventricles.
07:30It's cluster headaches.
07:32Normal treatment didn't work.
07:33Abnormal treatment didn't work.
07:35Good point, Foreman.
07:36But treatments don't always work.
07:38Symptoms never lie.
07:39The only approved treatment left for cluster headaches is brain surgery.
07:43And that's not even a guarantee.
07:44Back off, Foreman!
07:47If approved treatment doesn't work, we go with an unapproved treatment.
07:55Hey!
07:57Something on your mind?
08:00Because you totally can't tell.
08:01I had a job interview lined up at New York Mercy yesterday.
08:04Hospital for Manhattan's Glitterati.
08:06Big coup.
08:07Your homies must be compelling.
08:09Didn't happen because apparently I called to cancel.
08:11I don't remember making that call.
08:13You think I have a neurological issue?
08:14Yes.
08:15Why are you jerking me around?
08:16That wasn't me.
08:18Yeah.
08:18It was one of the other petty, socially repressed asses I worked for.
08:23Maybe it was Ashton Kutcher.
08:33If you want me to stay, tell me you want me to stay.
08:35Would it matter?
08:36No, but it'd be the adult way to handle it.
08:39If the adult way doesn't work, why bother with it?
08:41I've been totally professional.
08:43Gave two weeks notice, continued to work cases.
08:46Scheduled my interviews on my own time.
08:48You have no right to screw with my future.
08:52You're gonna be all whiny during the differential diagnoses, aren't you?
08:58It wasn't me.
09:01I only sabotaged people I consider worth it.
09:15You are one evil, cunning woman.
09:19It's a massive turn on.
09:22You girls can gossip later.
09:24What are you talking about?
09:25You called New York Mercy to have Foreman's job interview killed.
09:30When I said you girls can gossip later, I was throwing you out, but in a polite way.
09:37Well, I take it you're off your antidepressants.
09:39Ah, you're deflecting. Only I'm allowed to do that.
09:42Does Foreman actually think I did that?
09:44No, just me.
09:45But I know something he doesn't.
09:47I didn't do it.
09:48Why would I do it?
09:49Do you want him to leave?
09:50No.
09:50Are you planning on doing something?
09:52I'm waiting for board approval.
09:54But if he takes the job, there's nothing to be done.
09:56You had to stop him.
09:58It wasn't me.
10:10What are you doing?
10:12Looking for a tell.
10:14Rapid eye blink.
10:15Twitch of the lips.
10:16Send in Nurse Unger when you pass her on your way out.
10:22Oh, almost forgot.
10:23I need to give a 16-year-old magic mushrooms to treat a cluster headache.
10:27Is that cool?
10:28Yeah, no problem.
10:34I was being sarcastic.
10:37Wouldn't look that way in the court transcript.
10:40Mushrooms have psilocybin that work on cluster headaches.
10:43It's either that or cutting into his brain and going on a fishing expedition.
10:46I assume you've considered he could have a psychogenic experience,
10:49possibly suffer a fit of severe paranoia.
10:52Well, I have now.
10:55Yeah, it's definitely better that the Dean of Medicine prescribes it
10:57instead of an unhinged doctor with a history of drug use.
11:00It takes the stink off if the patient decides to put on a cape and fly off the roof.
11:05Low dose.
11:06No more than 10 milligrams.
11:08Tightly controlled setting.
11:10Make sure the mother signs off on it.
11:12Party on, Garth.
11:14You don't stand in Foreman's way.
11:16It's just wrong.
11:20New research shows that a chemical component in the mushrooms...
11:23Yeah, lots of technical medical stuff.
11:25So, when do I get them?
11:27I went to college.
11:28I know about mushrooms.
11:30Friend of a friend shot himself in the foot.
11:32They're not giving me a gun, Enid.
11:35Sign the consent form.
11:36We'll be monitoring him, but cardiac arrest is possible.
11:40Big E. Small N.
11:44And if the mushrooms don't work?
11:46The next step would be a type of brain surgery.
11:50Oh, God.
11:51Pain's getting worse.
11:53Need shrooms now.
12:19Oh, yeah.
12:21Night.
12:22That was fine.
12:23Don't you know that I'll always be true?
12:25Hey, hey.
12:27It's Skippy.
12:28The bush kangaroo.
12:31Your head, Nate.
12:32We need to know how the pain is.
12:34What I got here...
12:36It's the opposite of pain.
12:38That means you're suffering from cluster headaches.
12:40Which means hopefully...
12:43Man, you're hot.
12:46She's making me horny.
12:48Deal with it.
12:49Hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:50You can't get me stoned and not close the deal.
12:53Shit.
12:55You don't regret saying no.
12:58Check it out.
13:00Oh, for God's sake.
13:02Hold it.
13:04What are you doing?
13:09He has undersized testes.
13:13So their secondary sexual characteristics are normal.
13:16If you want a curry favor with me,
13:18avoid discussions of other men's testicles.
13:21Thanks.
13:22Focus on phrases like,
13:24you were right about the cluster headaches.
13:26They're wrong about what caused them.
13:27Vascular problem in a major artery
13:29wouldn't call us hypogonadism.
13:31What causes rage, headaches, personality disorder
13:34and hypogonadism?
13:35Where's Foreman?
13:37He's mad at me.
13:38Why?
13:39No reason.
13:40Yeah, that makes sense.
13:42Male genitals are controlled by the hypothalamus
13:44and pituitary gland.
13:45We're not talking about Foreman anymore.
13:47The kid's being pummeled at school.
13:49A couple blows to the head can cause hypothalamic lesions.
13:51Are you ever going to talk about what happens when Foreman's gone?
13:54If this were an employee-owned airline in Scandinavia, yes.
13:57If it's not lesions, his temperature would be all over the map.
14:00Symptoms don't lie.
14:02He's gone in less than a week, and you haven't even read a resume.
14:05Doesn't even need to.
14:06The two of us can handle it.
14:08Creniopharyngioma fits the symptoms.
14:10Biopsy the brats pituitary.
14:13And let the record show I was right about the cluster headaches.
14:18Forget it.
14:19It's a straightforward procedure.
14:20We thread an endoscopic tube up through the nostril.
14:22And cut something out of my brain?
14:24No way.
14:25If it's a tumor, it could kill you.
14:27Just give me more shrooms, okay? I'll be fine.
14:29You only need my consent, right?
14:31Yeah, but it'll be a lot easier if...
14:33Do whatever you have to do.
14:34You don't touch me, all right?
14:36You can touch me, just not my brain.
14:39Nate, you gotta do this. I can't take it anymore.
14:41My God, Mom! Save me the melodramatic hand-wringing, okay?
14:44Loosen up! Get yourself coited!
14:48I'm gonna give him a sedative.
14:50You're decent-looking, Dr. Skippy.
14:55Why don't you take her for a ride?
14:57Nate.
14:59Are you in pain?
15:07Nate!
15:09His heart rate's normal.
15:11Respiration's even.
15:12What's happening?
15:13What's the matter with him?
15:15He's jaundiced.
15:17His liver's shutting down.
15:22I started him on sodium polystyrene sulfonate.
15:25His liver's operating at about 20% and deteriorating fast.
15:29Which means he'll be dead long before foreman turns in his parking pass.
15:34So?
15:35Cause his personality disorder, head pain, blah, blah, blah, and liver failure.
15:40Liver failure can cause hypogonadism, head pain.
15:43Ultimate mental status leads to the personality disorder and rage.
15:46All we need to do is figure out what caused the liver failure.
15:48Yes.
15:49Also, we need to figure out how symptoms yesterday can be caused by liver failure today.
15:53If his liver's failing now, it wasn't great yesterday.
15:56If it wasn't operating at capacity, it could have caused...
15:58Go ahead!
15:58Whoa!
15:59Don't sneak up on a person like that.
16:02I'm listening.
16:03Well, listening doesn't help me.
16:06Okay.
16:06Let's go with the liver and a time machine theory.
16:10Foreman.
16:11What causes liver problems?
16:12Wilson's disease.
16:14No.
16:15Ceruleoplasma's normal.
16:15No enlargement and no palpable mass, so no cancer.
16:18Could be an houring of the bile ducts.
16:20Primary sclerosing cholangiotis.
16:21Most liver damage begins with what we put in our bodies.
16:24Foreman?
16:25Angry teen.
16:26Alcohol?
16:27No.
16:27Blood tests for negative.
16:28No signs of drug use or acetaminophen poisoning in his tox screen.
16:32Maybe the water was contaminated.
16:34His mother would also be saying...
16:37Cuddy?
16:40Sounded like someone with back.
16:42Go.
16:44We'll try and muddle through without your blank stare to guide us.
16:48So if it's not the bad things he's putting in, what about the good things?
16:52He was raised as a vegetarian.
16:55He's not a vegetarian anymore.
16:59He started eating red meat a few months ago.
17:01Unless he's been buying cuts of mad cow, his body would have no problem metabolizing it.
17:04What if he had an OTC deficiency?
17:07Body can't metabolize nitrogen.
17:09Damages the liver.
17:10Run a hamburger test.
17:13That's exactly what it sounds like.
17:14Stuffing full of meat, wait for his ammonia levels to spike.
17:25I'll double your salary.
17:29Chase and Cameron would mutiny if they found out.
17:32Chase and Cameron wouldn't be heading up their own diagnostic group.
17:36They'll work in parallel with House.
17:37It'll be your practice.
17:40Separate staff, separate cases, complete autonomy.
17:44I've only been doing this for three years.
17:46Three years under House.
17:47No better training.
17:48And when that case comes along that I can't figure out, you know who I'd have to go to.
17:53Or you can just let that patient die.
17:55That's completely up to you.
18:04No.
18:06Why?
18:08He's evil.
18:11He didn't sabotage your interview.
18:13How do you know?
18:14Because I did.
18:20I didn't.
18:22You believed me means you're not sure House did it.
18:25Well, somebody did it.
18:28Somebody here did it.
18:30I can't work here.
18:32Hmm.
18:48This isn't a medical procedure.
18:50This is just about Doogie making me eat garbage.
18:53We need to see how your liver processes the proteins.
18:56Then get me a steak, some roast beef.
18:59What if I brought him something from home?
19:01It has to be prepared here, so we know there's no chemicals or preservatives that could affect the test results.
19:05I'm not eating anything prepared by $5 an hour immigrant hospital cooks and hair nets.
19:10Shut up!
19:12Either you start eating, or I'm gonna strap you to this bed and shove these down your throat one by
19:18one.
19:18Got it?
19:22You can't get mad at me.
19:24I'm sick.
19:27You're supposed to feel bad for me.
19:30Nurse, full set of body restraints.
19:32Yes, doctor.
19:34Trust me.
19:35It'll be a lot less messy if you do it yourself.
19:56You killed Foreman's job interview.
20:00Why would I-
20:01Somebody did.
20:02Wasn't mean.
20:02It wasn't House, which means it has to be somebody who thought he was protecting House,
20:05which means it has to be somebody who actually likes House,
20:07which means it's either you or the weird night janitor who wears his pants backwards.
20:13I want Foreman to leave.
20:16House has to realize he needs someone who stands up to him.
20:19Cameron's in love with him, Chase is afraid of him, and I enable him.
20:22House needs limits.
20:23I give him-
20:24You authorize magic mushrooms.
20:26House is a six-year-old who thinks he's better off without parents.
20:29A few tummy aches after dinners of ice cream and ketchup might do him some good.
20:36You're lying.
20:38An enabler doesn't conspire against.
20:41An enabler enables.
20:43What?
20:43You're paranoid.
20:46You made that call.
20:48And because of that call, you basically guaranteed Foreman's out of here.
21:00I thought it would be fun to work on my boat with him.
21:04And you went shirtless because skin cancer looks cool.
21:08Well, I realize I got burnt.
21:09I'm not too worried about that.
21:11It's these white marks, you know.
21:13Lie down.
21:16I mean, that boat has all sorts of, uh, lead paint and there's chemicals everywhere.
21:22When Daddy works on his boat, does he have a cooler?
21:26Lots of brown bottles with long necks.
21:29And does Daddy like to lie down on his boat and go nap nap in the sun?
21:37Oh, what the hell?
21:42I will give you this for the $1.41 in your pocket.
21:49Wait, how could you know?
21:51A psychic once told me that I'm psychic.
21:59Hey, one of these quarters is Canadian.
22:04Give me back my syringe.
22:12Hamburger stress test showed no change in his ammonia levels.
22:15The liver's properly converting the ammonia into urea.
22:17He doesn't have OTC deficiency.
22:19Welcome back.
22:20I'm sorry.
22:21I shouldn't have been taking my problems out on the patient.
22:23Or on me.
22:25Apology accepted.
22:27Starve him.
22:29What are we looking for?
22:30Diabetic steatosis would screw up his liver.
22:34Starve him overnight and see if his blood sugar pops.
22:36If you mess with his blood sugar, we could set off another rage.
22:38Not a problem.
22:39You can take him.
22:44I want something to eat!
22:46Honey, please don't!
22:47What happened?
22:47I was just trying to get a urine sample and you went crazy.
22:50I need to eat!
22:52You're not sticking anything else in me!
22:54It's just a few more hours.
22:55You're gonna hurt yourself.
22:57I'm gonna hurt you!
22:58As soon as we get a urine sample, we can leave you alone.
23:00You want your sample?
23:01Here's your damn sample!
23:02Wait, no!
23:12Oh my god!
23:16Nate, you need to get back in the bed.
23:18Right now.
23:20Oh my god!
23:22Oh my god!
23:24Cam panel on urinalysis confirms the bloody urine was caused by kidney failure.
23:29He's on dialysis.
23:31He's gonna need it for the rest of his life.
23:32Which is shortening as we speak.
23:34We're looking at a Chinese menu.
23:36We've got symptoms from too many columns.
23:39They're going to overcharge us.
23:41Multiple organ failure could mean primary HIV infection.
23:43That would mean someone agreed to sleep with him.
23:46Plus his serology is negative.
23:47His uric acid is slightly elevated.
23:49Ten percent of males in this country have elevated.
23:51So we're only going to pay attention to abnormal abnormalities?
23:54We've been stuffing him with meat and his kidneys are short.
23:57Of course his uric acid levels.
23:58Could be hepatic fibrosis or MCAT.
24:01Brad's got a genetic disorder.
24:02Get the sequencing primer.
24:03See if it's one of the ones we can treat.
24:06I can draw some blood but then I gotta run.
24:08Job interview.
24:11You gonna stop me if it is?
24:14You do the nurse stuff.
24:16They'll do the doctor stuff.
24:27It's a blood test for our marriage license.
24:30And it can have me to Massachusetts.
24:33Can't.
24:37What did you give him?
24:39Are you treating him for something?
24:41Sedative.
24:43Did he need a sedative?
24:45I did.
24:45Just shutting him up so I can draw some of his blood in peace.
24:48You walked in with that.
24:49You didn't even give him a chance.
24:50People are what they are.
24:52He's sick.
24:53The rudeness isn't his fault.
24:55If he had tuberculosis it wouldn't be his fault either.
24:58But I still wouldn't let him cough on me.
25:19I don't believe it.
25:25I don't believe it.
25:27She said it was unprofessional.
25:29No.
25:29I mean I literally don't believe it.
25:32Cuddy wouldn't fire you for something like that.
25:35Which means either she lied to you or you're lying to me.
25:44You so would have fallen for that three years ago.
25:46You were looking for a reaction.
25:47You were looking for me to feel bad for you.
25:49To save your skin.
25:51How am I going to save you?
25:54Unless you think I'm the one who really did it.
25:59Cuddy's logic was Foreman's valuable to House.
26:02I care about House.
26:03Ergo I would do anything to save him.
26:05And your logic was I care about House as much as you do.
26:09Ergo it wasn't me.
26:13I don't care about House.
26:15I don't believe you.
26:17No one does.
26:19House is nothing more than my boss.
26:21Foreman's nothing more than a colleague.
26:24You're lying.
26:26Everyone does.
26:28But it wasn't me.
26:43No markers for hepatic fibrosis.
26:46And nothing for MCAD.
26:48Foreman's interview in New York got screwed up.
26:50I heard.
26:51Foreman thought it was House.
26:53House thought it was Cuddy.
26:54Cuddy thought it was Wilson.
26:55Wilson thought it was me.
26:59And you think it was me?
27:03You think I sabotaged Foreman?
27:06I don't even want him here.
27:08I know.
27:09Then why would I do...
27:10I think you sabotaged Foreman just to sabotage Foreman.
27:17So, everyone's a suspect because everyone wants to help House.
27:21Except for me.
27:21I'm a suspect because I'm a petty, vindictive jerk?
27:29You actually think I would do something like that?
27:32It was someone.
27:34It wasn't me.
27:35It wasn't me.
27:39Negative Von Gerke disease.
27:42And it's Tuesday.
27:44I know.
27:46I like you.
27:48I know.
27:50See you next Tuesday.
27:56I found something.
28:00It's got a partial HPRT enzyme deficiency.
28:03It means you could have Kelly Siegmiller syndrome.
28:05But it's a partial deficiency.
28:07So, it may not be Kelly Siegmiller.
28:11Yes.
28:12Those are the two options.
28:13It is or it isn't.
28:15Kelly Siegmiller explains the aggressive personality.
28:17If he had Kelly Siegmiller, he wouldn't just be aggressive.
28:20He'd be self-mutilating.
28:21Chewing his lips.
28:22Banging his head.
28:23Lovely disease.
28:24Degenerative.
28:25Fatal.
28:26Incurable.
28:27I wonder if that's why Cameron's on the nut side.
28:29That and the fact that symptoms don't lie.
28:32Kelly Siegmiller carriers self-mutilate when they're stressed.
28:35He's in the ICU with a failing liver and no kidneys.
28:38Yeah.
28:38His life is sweet.
28:40His vegetarian diet could have limited the purines in his system.
28:43Slowing the disease's progress.
28:46So, let's speed it up.
28:48Why?
28:49So, you two kids will stop fighting.
28:52Also, I don't feel like waiting for respiratory failure.
28:54Chase finds some way for the mother to get lost for a while.
28:58I'm going to stress this kid until he bites off a finger.
29:09You want me to geriatrics?
29:11Who are you?
29:13Dr. McKaney.
29:14The man who's going to kick your ass all over this chess board.
29:17Well, I'm too weak.
29:18To bite yourself.
29:19Yeah.
29:20You need some liquid energy.
29:22If you consent, I'm going to give you this shot of adrenaline.
29:26Ow.
29:27I don't want to play.
29:29Aside from being indicative of pituitary issues and certain kinds of genetic disorders,
29:34small testicles also indicate that you're a big chicken.
29:41Please don't make me do the sound effect.
29:43You're not going to goad me into playing.
29:46Then you're going to have to.
29:47I thought you'd just jump at the chance of humiliating someone.
29:56Age before cripple.
29:58I'm white.
30:03It is on.
30:16Bird's opening.
30:17Passive approach.
30:19Sign of a coward.
30:20Sicilian defense.
30:22Sign of an idiot.
30:24Arrogance has to be earned.
30:26It's only what you've done to earn yours.
30:29I can walk.
30:31I don't bleed out of my penis.
30:48Check.
30:53You know, it's a real thin line between tortured genius and awkward kid who can't get girls
31:00because he's creepy.
31:08Why are you doing this?
31:10To stress you out.
31:13Check.
31:14Yeah, but why?
31:17I'd tell you, but I figure it's more stressful if you don't know why.
31:23I'm not feeling too stressed.
31:25You know that no one likes you, right?
31:28Yeah, well, anybody like you.
31:30You're dying.
31:38Check.
31:44Your move.
32:21Care to lay down your king?
32:25You can't win.
32:27You can pin my queen.
32:28My knight to e7.
32:31Your king to h8.
32:33Sacrifice rook takes pawn.
32:35Bishop blocks.
32:36Queen to h5.
32:38Checkmate.
32:40Save what's left of your dignity.
32:43Lay down your king.
32:58Crap.
33:01He's having a seizure.
33:03Four milligrams IV lorazin.
33:05Right away.
33:23I hate this kid.
33:26I like this kid.
33:29Did you get the job?
33:31They're gonna let me know.
33:33Kelly Siegmiller didn't cause this seizure.
33:35So we've got one more symptom.
33:36One less diagnosis.
33:39I assume they're gonna call for references.
33:42Did you give them my name?
33:43No.
33:44Amyloidosis can cause seizures,
33:46and the protein buildup could cause organ failure.
33:48But it'll alter his personality.
33:49Whose name did you give?
33:52My last boss.
33:53Ouch.
33:54That can't look good.
33:57I hate this kid.
34:00What if we're not dealing with one condition?
34:02What if it's multiple conditions?
34:03Uh-uh.
34:03It's gotta be one.
34:04It's always one.
34:05Nothing explains this constellation of symptoms.
34:08We've gotta be missing something.
34:09Maybe the kid lied about some medication.
34:11Maybe he's hiding something.
34:12Why would he be hiding something?
34:13Well, I don't know.
34:13Because he's evil?
34:17What if he is?
34:20What if the symptoms lied?
34:26There.
34:28Now all we're looking at is a simple, evil jerk with amyloidosis.
34:32You're not being objective.
34:33Amyloidosis was your idea.
34:35You were right.
34:35It doesn't fit the symptoms.
34:36Yeah, it does.
34:37Look.
34:39You crossed it off because you wanna hate the kid,
34:41and you can't hate him if he's a victim.
34:43You want him to be a victim,
34:44because you wanna believe that people are good.
34:46And if they're not,
34:47there's gotta be a chemical problem.
34:48Except they're not, and it's not.
34:52Flush him with immunosuppressants.
34:54Get a biopsy to confirm,
34:55and find him a marrow donor.
35:05What'll happen to him?
35:07Substances called amyloid proteins
35:09build up in the body's organs,
35:11shutting them down.
35:13It's a fairly rare disease,
35:15and I'm afraid it can be fatal.
35:21So, do you operate or something to take them out?
35:25He needs a bone marrow transplant.
35:30Dr. Cameron is searching the donor bank,
35:32but he should test you as well.
35:38When you first told me he was sick,
35:42I was happy.
35:48Relieved.
35:55Now...
35:58Nate,
35:59I'm gonna take a small piece of nerve from your ankle.
36:02Let me know if you feel any pain.
36:05I'm burning up.
36:07You just knocked me out like you did last time.
36:09I wish I could.
36:11But your body has to be clear
36:12so it's ready for a marrow transplant.
36:14Hey, Dr. X.
36:17I know you busted ass trying to save me.
36:21It's all right.
36:23I wasn't gonna thank you.
36:26I was gonna tell you.
36:28You really suck at this.
36:30We're doing our best.
36:32That's sort of my point.
36:36Your rest really sucks.
36:45Nerve biopsy was clean.
36:47No evidence of amyloidosis.
36:49That's your idea.
36:51Don't give up on it so fast.
36:52He's running a fever.
36:54If it's two conditions,
36:55one of them's gotta be an infection.
36:56We should start him on antibiotics,
36:58see what clears up what doesn't.
36:59Having trouble breathing?
37:00Yeah.
37:01He has mucus in his chest from an infection.
37:03Could also be an amyloid, Bill.
37:05Keep him on immunosuppressants
37:07and biopsy somewhere else.
37:08His sinuses.
37:09Look, you got two choices.
37:11Engage me in a futile argument
37:13and then do what I asked
37:13or just do what I asked.
37:18You're not ready.
37:22It was a third choice.
37:24Don't do what I asked.
37:26You could have defied me,
37:27stuck the kid on antibiotics,
37:29but you didn't.
37:30You should still trust my judgment
37:32more than your own.
37:58You sabotaged Foreman's job interview, didn't you?
38:04Foreman's already been over this.
38:06It wasn't me.
38:09Everybody's chasing ghosts over this,
38:12which means either nobody did it
38:13or somebody wants everybody chasing ghosts.
38:16Now, who does that sound like?
38:19Why would I do that?
38:20Because as long as Foreman thought you were guilty,
38:23he was gonna be useless around here.
38:30Sometimes I forget why I hired you.
38:33You cost him a good opportunity
38:35and gained nothing.
38:36I cost him a crappy opportunity.
38:39New York Mercy's where you go to treat boils
38:41and cysts and build a 401k.
38:44If you want him to stay, tell him.
38:46I don't and there'd be no point.
38:48You do.
38:50And the point would be
38:51it'd make him feel like he's wanted.
38:52He doesn't need that.
38:54All right, then.
38:55It'd make him feel like maybe you weren't evil.
38:59He needs that.
39:07Talk to Foreman.
39:14We dumped one symptom.
39:18But forgot to add one.
39:27Revenge time, Nate.
39:29Are you?
39:30Yes, I am.
39:32Black or white?
39:35Just lamp away.
39:37He doesn't want to play leave him alone.
39:39Pick one or this comes out.
39:42For all you know, this is really important.
39:52Stop it!
39:53That hurts, right?
39:55Just saw it because I'm really enjoying this.
39:58You hold the pieces that way because you can't bend your thumb.
40:02Because your bones have formed abnormally.
40:05Thanks to all the crap that's been pushing its way in between them.
40:08Actually, this stuff isn't important at all.
40:10Your doctor said he needs immunosuppressants.
40:13They're idiots.
40:14It's not amyloidosis.
40:16It's iron.
40:17He's got hemochromatosis.
40:20The body absorbs iron from food.
40:22In process, he can't get rid of it.
40:24Idle iron is the devil's playground.
40:27Builds up organs and joints.
40:30Whacking in the process.
40:32All the symptoms.
40:33Including something that wasn't a symptom.
40:35Those body aches were not from the fighting.
40:40His personality issues?
40:42Sorry.
40:43The iron's innocent on that count.
40:46Your kid's a jerk.
40:48Yeah, it's probably your fault.
40:50Although, if you'd stayed off the meat like your mom said,
40:52you'd have half as much iron and be twice less almost dead.
40:59Oh, nurse!
41:06This patient is bleeding for some reason.
41:09Is he going to be okay?
41:11He'll need dialysis.
41:12He'll have to get his blood drained every few months for the rest of his life.
41:16My condolences.
41:17It's going to be a long and annoying life.
41:26I wouldn't have taken your bishop.
41:28I'd have moved my queen to d6, defusing the threat, then rook to e8, attacking the king's pawn.
41:33I'd have lost the exchange, but won the game.
41:38I know.
41:41I was bluffing.
41:44And that's why...
41:48you lost.
41:49You lost.
41:52Little jerk.
42:11Just here to watch.
42:13You got something to say.
42:21Still running the new biopsy for amyloidosis?
42:25Yeah.
42:26Still nothing.
42:33Run the test again.
42:35Recheck your results.
42:38Looks like you're in for an all-nighter.
42:43The three-year.
42:47No-nighter.
42:49Methaneer.
42:53You can learn where it might be.
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