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00:28The
00:49hey hey so what do you want it's too late now
00:57too late for a boy I'll tell you later come on the bell just rang we still got
01:02time I'm ready you sure yeah why not all the sudden what you don't want to
01:17anymore yeah I do I'm just wondering what changed your mind you did
01:31no if you want
01:38excuse me you two need to come with me
01:49take a seat but we didn't you know you're not supposed to be back there we weren't
01:54doing anything that's not what it looked like to me principal fields will be back
01:58as soon as the assemblies over miss Washburn please if I get one more
02:02for all my mom bench who put sand in her vagina
02:16okay
02:21so
02:52We'll see you next time.
03:04Hey, kids.
03:05How you boys doing?
03:09Can we help you?
03:11I certainly hope so.
03:14You know what this is?
03:16A laptop?
03:19Password-protected laptop that I need you nerds to hack into.
03:23No insecticides or toxic cleaners.
03:25Check the bathroom.
03:27Who are you?
03:28Your roommate's doctor.
03:30You remember your roommate, don't you?
03:31I thought he just had bronchitis.
03:35That's what the morons at the Rutgers Student Medical Center thought.
03:38Which may be part of the reason he just coughed up a lung.
03:41What do you mean he coughed up a lung?
03:43He coughed, after which the respiratory organ, which resided in his chest, resided in his
03:51mouth.
03:52Actually, his hand was mouth, then his hand.
03:56Bathroom's clean.
03:58What's in this?
03:59Just soda.
04:01What if I have some?
04:02You want my drink?
04:03You got a problem with that?
04:06Uh, yeah.
04:07Actually, I do.
04:08You barge into our room, start looking through our personal, private stuff.
04:12Demand I hack into a computer, I think I can safely assume doesn't...
04:17Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
04:20Please continue.
04:22You were talking about personal privacy.
04:28What, you're finished?
04:30Well, allow me to retort.
04:32Wait a second.
04:33You're saying this actually happened?
04:35Absolutely.
04:37You're lying.
04:41Interesting theory.
04:42Can you prove it?
04:44Doctors don't carry guns, they don't shoot people, and they definitely don't search patients'
04:49homes.
04:50Plus, I've seen Pulp Fiction, the movie you're totally ripping off.
04:56Huh.
04:57Wait, uh, was it Timmy Morgan?
05:00I have no idea.
05:01It had to be him.
05:02He's, like, totally obsessed with old movies.
05:06Pulp Fiction is not an old movie.
05:09What?
05:09So you're here to talk to the principal about something Timmy did?
05:12I got no problem with Timmy.
05:14And even if I did, I ain't no snitch.
05:18Then why are you here?
05:19To dig myself out of a hole.
05:21Instead, I dug a bigger one.
05:24What'd you do?
05:26What'd you do?
05:27What'd you do?
05:31I'm your eye.
05:34It's none of your business.
05:35It's none of yours.
05:37I'm a doctor.
05:38It's a few days old, so it's not why you're here.
05:41Unless you two got busted for some sort of revenge plot.
05:45But then you look angry instead of ashamed.
05:48I'm not ashamed.
05:50Interesting.
05:50You defensively insist that you're not ashamed, which of course means you are ashamed.
05:55And yet you're the victim.
05:57You wanna know how she got the black eye?
05:59Tell us why you're here first.
06:01Anyone ever tell you you're annoying?
06:03No.
06:04Yes.
06:04All the time.
06:06But he's right.
06:07You wanna know?
06:08You first.
06:13I didn't kill anybody.
06:15I have to be here, so I figured I'd punch up the stakes in the first act.
06:20But we did, and almost always do, search the patient's home.
06:24And if we tell them first, then they can hide something that we need to know in order to figure
06:29out what's wrong with them.
06:30Why would they hide something that could be killing them?
06:32Because they are morons.
06:34They're all morons, and everybody lies.
06:37Wait, if everybody lies, then that means you are lying right now.
06:41I didn't say everybody always lies, Aristotle.
06:46And on that note, unless there are any questions, good.
06:51Oh, Dr. Harani, before you finish, maybe you could describe what you actually do.
06:58You know, like if someone comes in for a routine physical.
07:07You want routine?
07:09Please.
07:11It just feels kind of, like, numb.
07:16Do you have a lot of bicycle riding?
07:18No.
07:20How long have you been married?
07:22It's 12 years next month.
07:24You have six kids.
07:28Well, you don't think it could have anything to do with that, do you?
07:31Probably.
07:34How often do you use your vibrator?
07:37Excuse me?
07:39You're battery-operated Brad Pitt.
07:41After giving the gift of life to six eight-pound, four-ounce wrecking balls,
07:45I think I can safely assume it's an industrial-strength model.
07:48Dr. Harani!
07:49Please!
07:53You wanted routine.
07:55Am I done?
07:56Maybe we should just move on.
07:58No problem.
07:59I meant with your typical day.
08:01I assume you see more than one patient?
08:03Nope.
08:06Okay.
08:10Then I guess we'll move on to our next guest.
08:12Wait.
08:12If you only see one patient, what do you do the rest of the day?
08:24Dr. Harani.
08:34Just in time for lunch.
08:36By lunch, you mean a conference call with the board, and by just in time, you mean 20 minutes late.
08:42I meant sex.
08:45Fine. Lunch.
08:46How about we start with a small, tossed salad?
08:51As of this morning, I'm on a diet.
09:03Meaning?
09:04I told you I'm busy.
09:07No, you told me you were supposed to be busy 20 minutes ago, but you were obviously able to put
09:11them off then.
09:12There's no reason you can't put them off now.
09:13How about I wanted to then, and now I don't.
09:19Get your finger off my phone.
09:20We obviously have something we need to discuss.
09:23Now is not a good time.
09:24If you're mad because you don't feel you're getting the necessary amount of affection, all you have to do is
09:28ask.
09:29Seriously, not now.
09:30Memory serves.
09:31I enjoyed a healthy Sunday brunch, so your insinuation...
09:36Ow!
09:37What is your problem?
09:38You!
09:39You are my problem.
09:40You are the most selfish, self-centered son of a bitch on the face of the planet.
09:46And I'm sick of it.
09:47I'm just...done.
09:52I can't deal with you anymore.
10:03So that's what a typical doctor does on a typical day.
10:07Any questions?
10:15What's a vibrator?
10:25Why was your girlfriend so mad?
10:27It doesn't matter.
10:29Well, obviously it matters.
10:31I mean, if she's your girlfriend, you should care how she feels.
10:35I mean, it doesn't matter to the story.
10:37It's the most important part of the story.
10:40It's the only thing that does matter.
10:43You don't kiss her enough.
10:44Is that the problem?
10:45Absolutely not.
10:47Which, by your definition, means it is.
10:51We kiss plenty.
10:54Your turn.
10:55Then what's the problem?
10:56Your turn.
10:58What's the problem?
11:02Excuse me.
11:03When exactly will the Commandant be back?
11:05Shouldn't be much longer, sir.
11:13Well?
11:18Oh, so now you're not gonna talk.
11:20It's real mature.
11:24All right, fine.
11:25We got busted for kissing behind the skull.
11:28Now you know why we're here.
11:30So, tell us why you're here.
11:32The deal was about the black eye.
11:34And we didn't kiss.
11:37So, you were just making him beg, huh?
11:39I didn't have you begged as a tease.
11:41I'm not a tease.
11:42The available evidence suggests otherwise.
11:44I'm not a tease.
11:46Prove it.
11:50By, by telling me your story.
11:59You're a pathetic loser, jerk.
12:01And I wouldn't kiss you if I had brain cancer and your lips were the cure.
12:04I know.
12:10She actually said that?
12:11Well, yeah, that was like two days.
12:12It doesn't matter.
12:14I clearly didn't lead him along or anything like that, which proves I'm not a tease.
12:19So, why is your girlfriend mad at you?
12:23I'm getting a kind of bossy vibe.
12:25I take it you're into that.
12:26Don't answer.
12:28Your turn.
12:33What seems to be the problem, sir?
12:35I have more difficulty breathing and some pain in my chest.
12:39You're new.
12:40Hi.
12:41Uh, yeah.
12:42I just came from Chicago.
12:44Chicago's awesome.
12:45Where are you from?
12:48We need to get a chest CT.
12:49Excuse me.
12:50I'm the senior team member, which means we don't need anything unless I say we need it.
12:54Do you want to have an affair?
12:55The threesome?
12:56You can't talk to her like that.
12:59I'm telling Cuddy.
13:01We need a chest CT.
13:03Get it yourself.
13:05Isn't that like sexual harassment?
13:07Not if you're good looking.
13:09Excuse me?
13:11You said the one guy was short with a big nose.
13:13Guess it's not the only thing that's big.
13:15What does that mean?
13:16It means he's lying.
13:18Again.
13:20Because you can't handle the truth!
13:24That's so easy.
13:26A few good men.
13:30Okay.
13:31I give up.
13:32I think we should move on to our next guest.
13:36Mr. Dryden.
13:39Works for one of the largest advertising agencies in New York City.
13:43Boy!
13:44Can we at least hear what happened to the patient?
13:47Come on, please!
13:48Yeah, please!
13:53If Dr. Harani promises to...
13:55The patient's dead.
14:01Floor's yours, Dawn.
14:03Dave.
14:04He's not dead.
14:05You said earlier he was still in the hospital.
14:07What's wrong with him?
14:08He's got a cough.
14:09You said he coughed up a lung.
14:10What about the laptop?
14:11Who cares about the laptop?
14:13Yeah, and he already said he was lying about that, you moron.
14:16Gabe, we do not use that word here.
14:18He did.
14:18Yeah, and I was talking about people like you.
14:23Dr. Harani, please.
14:25Could you just finish quickly so we can move on?
14:37I don't know what's wrong.
14:38He was stabled for a while and then all of a sudden he...
14:41Brokyl infection must be from a drug-resistant strain.
14:44Don't do such a plummeting.
14:47We need to get him in a bronchodial before doing the respiratory arrest.
14:50Suction, sit him up.
14:51Stop blood by oxygen.
14:53Oh!
14:54Oh!
14:55Oh!
14:56Oh!
14:56Oh!
14:57Oh!
15:00What is that?
15:04I think it's his...
15:06It's his lung.
15:15That actually happened?
15:18Yes, it really happened.
15:20I take cases that other doctors fail to diagnose, which is why I only take one at a time.
15:26My current patient is a college student.
15:28He's actually in the hospital right now.
15:30And yes, he really did cough up a large portion of dead lung tissue.
15:37How is that even possible?
15:39How is that even possible?
15:39That's what she said.
15:42No, she did literally say that.
15:45How is that even possible?
15:46Primary squamous carcinoma could cause lung tissue to basically disintegrate.
15:51It's not cancer.
15:51FOB was normal.
15:52It's not an infection either.
15:53Broad spectrum antibiotics haven't had any effect.
15:56What password protects a computer they keep in a locked desk in a locked office?
16:00Someone who works with someone who thinks it's okay to break in other people's homes.
16:03Amoebic liver abscess could rupture through the diaphragm into the thorax.
16:08How many liver function tests are all normal?
16:10His dorm mates are computer science majors.
16:13If they're fabricating chips, they could be working with all kinds of different toxic solvents.
16:19We need to search the dorm.
16:21We?
16:22We.
16:23I don't see.
16:25While we're out, we're a thoracic lung biopsy at a sea anchor.
16:29Because it's sarcoidosis.
16:31But if you think it's sarcoidosis, why are you...
16:35So you really did force his roommate to hack into the laptop?
16:38Why would I lie?
16:40But whose laptop is it?
16:42It's your girlfriend's, isn't it?
16:44She's not my girlfriend.
16:45I'm just interested in her because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers.
16:49Four feet above her covers.
16:53What?
16:54Ghostbusters.
16:55So, that's why she's so mad.
16:57You looked through her computer?
16:59No, that part happened after she got mad.
17:02First she got mad, then I stole her computer to fix things.
17:06And then we got the case.
17:09Wait, so you tried to fix your relationship by stealing her computer?
17:13Oh, let me say it like that.
17:16Yes.
17:19Looks like you're the moron.
17:22What?
17:23Hello?
17:24Yes.
17:50You can also get three sets of golf clubs in there.
18:08No way.
18:10You didn't get her laptop by blowing down the door of her office.
18:14That's from Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.
18:17Just seeing if you're still paying attention was actually more subtle.
18:26The Thomas Crown Affair.
18:30The Steve McQueen version.
18:32Just tell us the truth already.
18:34Excuse me, but there are others here who would like a chance to speak.
18:38Go right ahead.
18:39No!
18:43Audience is always right.
18:50It wasn't me.
18:55Ma'am, are you okay?
18:57Can you hear me?
19:00Oh, what's that smell?
19:02Oh!
19:04Oh!
19:07Oh!
19:07Feels like a gas leak!
19:09Call Dr. Putty.
19:18You poisoned a room full of patients so you could steal your girlfriend's laptop?
19:23I didn't poison anybody.
19:25I spilled some hydrogen sulfide and ammonia on the floor thinking that the stench would
19:30clear the place out.
19:31But instead of breathing through his nose, some idiot decided to hold his breath.
19:36He passes out.
19:38Before I know it, the place is a perfect storm of mass hysteria.
19:44Although, it worked out just as well.
19:46They're morons.
19:48Agreed.
19:49No, not the patients.
19:51The kids.
19:52It doesn't matter how you stole it.
19:53What matters is why.
19:55You know, you're starting to remind me of someone.
19:58I didn't ask how you stole it.
20:00I asked why.
20:02Is it obvious?
20:03You think you can tell why she's mad by reading budget spreadsheets and per diem schedules?
20:09I know why she's mad.
20:10What I need to know is how to make her un-mad.
20:12Step one is gaining access to the journal on her laptop where she records her innermost
20:17thoughts.
20:18Instead of just watching porn with me.
20:22Oh, grow up.
20:24Porn was bad.
20:25Why would there be so many nuns in it?
20:29Why is she mad?
20:30I was myself.
20:31Which, by the way, she's supposed to love unconditionally.
20:36I didn't do anything.
20:37We had a great weekend.
20:38Went to a blues club.
20:40We watched Cinderfella on DVD.
20:43And?
20:44It doesn't matter.
20:46She's being unreasonable and I have to fix it.
20:48I need to know what's really important to her.
20:50I need something big.
20:51Because?
20:52We're past that.
20:57Have you tried childhood pet names?
21:01I don't know her pets.
21:02She's never mentioned a pet?
21:04Oh, yeah.
21:05But I wasn't listening.
21:08She's not mad because I don't remember a dead dog's name.
21:13Her first dog was Rinaldo.
21:15The R-O-R-E-Y.
21:17I didn't ask.
21:17Try both.
21:19She's got a case from the ER.
21:21Rucker's student came in with what looked like acute bronchitis, but there's nothing in
21:25his blood of sputum cultures.
21:26Don't you think it's time you people stopped looking to the white man to solve all your
21:29problems?
21:29His O2-sats are in the toilet.
21:31If we don't figure out what's attacking his...
21:32So figure it out!
21:34I'm busy.
21:40That can't be true.
21:42Why not?
21:43Because if he was dying, I mean, you're a doctor.
21:51Patients die every day.
21:54Not all of them are interesting.
22:08You still haven't answered either question.
22:11She was mad because she's genetically programmed to make a big deal out of every little thing.
22:18So she's mad because she's a girl?
22:21And now she's mad because she's programmed to make a big deal out of every little thing.
22:26Actually, she's not like that.
22:28Why are you sticking out for her?
22:30She said you were a pathetic jerk and she hates you.
22:32That was a long time ago.
22:33It was two days ago.
22:35And it wasn't even true then.
22:37How do you know?
22:38Because I know how you think.
22:40Really?
22:42Really.
22:44Really?
22:47Really.
22:49Really?
22:49Really.
23:01Hey.
23:03Oh.
23:04And no pick on the Jeep.
23:06Has them on the lips.
23:09Winning a bet to force her to kiss you actually cuts against your theory that you know how she thinks.
23:14I wasn't forcing her to do anything
23:16that she didn't want to do.
23:18You're hoping for a career in the NBA or the NFL?
23:20The bet let her do what she wanted to do
23:22while still being able to act like she didn't,
23:24so her friends wouldn't get all, like,
23:26calling her a slut or something.
23:28Not that it's slutty or anything.
23:30It's just a kiss.
23:33I'm not even close to Drew.
23:38I just couldn't believe I'd lose.
23:41Ah, now we're getting somewhere.
23:45No, we're not.
23:47Oh, I thought we were.
23:49No, you thought we weren't,
23:50and that's exactly what you want,
23:52because you don't want to tell us
23:53why was she mad at you?
23:57You tell us you don't want to do your job,
23:59because you're too busy trying to break into your girlfriend's laptop
24:02to figure out a way to make her not mad at you,
24:04but you don't tell us why she was mad at you.
24:11It's stupid.
24:13Talk.
24:22I'm out of here.
24:28Unless...
24:31Rachel's gonna be up soon.
24:34You never know.
24:36Yes, I do.
24:40Can you take the garbage out before you go?
24:43Uh, I-I would, but...
24:47Oh, come on.
24:48It's not a lot.
24:50Pain's always worse first thing in the morning.
24:58Bye.
25:06Bobby!
25:30You used your toothbrush.
25:32That's so gross.
25:34What's the big deal?
25:37It felt like she had a problem swapping spit the night before.
25:40Well, maybe it's not the swapping spit that bothers her,
25:43but the fact that you don't listen to her.
25:45Had she warned you not to do it?
25:46Oh, I listened to her.
25:47But you just said before that you didn't.
25:49No, I said I didn't remember what she said.
25:51No, you said you don't listen.
25:52I listen to her.
25:55Okay?
25:56Believe me, I listen.
26:00It's my toothbrush, and it's not just once.
26:05And it's not like I'd even care, but you totally destroy it.
26:11You're supposed to brush with it, not gnaw on it like a rawhide bone.
26:15I think Miss Four Cavities' time would be better spent copying Mr. No Cavities
26:21instead of complaining about him.
26:24Given what I've just been doing, I thought you wouldn't want me going out to dinner
26:27without a good brush and a floss.
26:30Would you please just use a toothbrush I bought you?
26:33Would you please just shut up and watch the movie?
26:39I said please.
26:44Why would you have to brush your teeth before you go to dinner?
26:48You don't want to know.
26:49Yet.
26:50You're gross.
26:52And dumb.
26:53You listen to what she says just so you can tell her how wrong she is.
26:56You are clueless and naive.
26:59I have to tell her that she's wrong, because no one else will.
27:03She's the boss.
27:05Which means she's surrounded by morons who are either afraid of her,
27:09or they want to kiss up to her, or they want to...
27:14kiss her.
27:15But not you.
27:16I already kissed her.
27:17I respect her enough not to treat her like some tender blossom
27:20who needs to be coddled.
27:23Makes sense to me.
27:27That's what you think you did?
27:30Yeah, totally.
27:37You?
27:41No, I didn't punch her.
27:45Let's see you!
27:46Oh my god!
28:05Oh my god!
28:07You're a moron.
28:08I didn't mean to.
28:09This dick had a wicked heel curve.
28:11Did I mention you're a moron?
28:13Okay, you just said that it's wrong to treat your girlfriend
28:15like she's weaker than you.
28:16I'm not talking about trying to score.
28:18I'm talking about shooting high.
28:19Tennis shoes on a wooden floor?
28:21She obviously can't butterfly and cover the low corners.
28:24Your turn.
28:26The laptop.
28:28I'll get you here.
28:38I must be in the midst of a complex partial seizure
28:41because I know you are not sitting at my desk.
28:43Sorry.
28:44Ran out of lotion in mine.
28:45Get the hell out of here.
28:46Can't.
28:47This is the only place left that Cuddy will never look for me.
28:50I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
28:51I can tell you what you're about to find.
28:52It's my foot in your ass.
28:54I don't think we've got enough lotion for that.
28:57How did you even get in here?
28:58The door was locked.
28:59Well, either I can walk through walls
29:02or
29:04we have left off.
29:06Is that Cuddy's journal?
29:07No, it's a freelance piece I'm writing for Teen Vogue.
29:10No, no, let me see it to you.
29:12Sorry.
29:12Gotta go.
29:15Key.
29:22I gotta give you one thing, Ronnie.
29:24Your wife.
29:26She's beautiful.
29:28I mean, wow.
29:40House!
29:45Wait.
29:48I thought you were Dr. Harani.
29:51Yeah.
29:53Yeah, who are you?
29:56Here you come.
29:57Go.
30:01So that's why you're here?
30:03Well, that was stupid.
30:04I know.
30:07Mr. Stupidhead at your service.
30:09Where are you now?
30:10In the principal's office.
30:12House, we don't have time for games.
30:14Pet scan was negative for sarcoidosis.
30:15Great.
30:16Means the treatment's already working.
30:17It would if we'd actually started the treatment,
30:19but we didn't.
30:20Why the hell not?
30:21Because it's not sarcoidosis.
30:23If you would hear, you would know that.
30:25He's dying.
30:26What's left of his lung is collapsing.
30:27FNA of the mediastinal.
30:29I don't care about the FNA.
30:30What I care about is how he responds to the treatment.
30:32House!
30:33Just do it.
30:38Sarcoidosis is a diagnosis of exclusion,
30:41which means that the cowards who spend their time
30:44excluding what it isn't usually cause their patients
30:46to die from what it is.
30:49I don't get it.
30:50Why would you lie about your name?
30:51Well, who cares?
30:53What did she write in her journal?
30:56That is exactly my point.
30:57Why does no one ever believe me?
31:01What?
31:02Just because he's dying doesn't make it interesting.
31:06You cheated on her, didn't you?
31:08No, I didn't cheat on her.
31:10It's obviously more than just you used a toothbrush
31:12and wouldn't take the garbage out.
31:14No, actually, it was exactly that.
31:17I just need some time alone.
31:20Because I used your toothbrush?
31:22And you wouldn't take out the garbage.
31:26That's insane.
31:27You know that, right?
31:28You do whatever you want.
31:30Always.
31:31I said I was sorry.
31:32I was still half asleep.
31:34I wasn't paying attention.
31:35And you're always right.
31:36And I don't mean you always think you're right,
31:38but you are actually always right.
31:40Because that's all that matters.
31:43That doesn't even make sense.
31:45What, you want me to be wrong?
31:46I want you to care about more than just what you want.
31:49What you think.
31:52You need me, House.
31:54And you may even love me.
31:57But you don't care about me.
32:01And I deserve someone who does.
32:16That's what I said.
32:17You don't listen to her.
32:19You didn't say that.
32:22Yes, I did.
32:24Well, I wasn't listening, then.
32:27But you found a way to fix things, right?
32:29That's why you were happy when you read her laptop.
32:31I did.
32:33At least I thought I did.
32:36She recently got the thin envelope
32:38from her first choice preschool.
32:41But it turns out it was her fake first choice.
32:44Because she was convinced she couldn't get her kid
32:46at her actual first choice
32:47without a substantial donation or an inside connection.
32:52If it's Bri Park, I'm afraid she's right.
32:55Wait, that's our school.
32:57What other school would he be talking about?
33:00Just finish the story.
33:03You know, I gotta tell you,
33:05there is bossy, which could be sexy,
33:08and then there's bitchy.
33:09Finish the story.
33:14You obviously know this because you're on the school board,
33:18which puts you on the inside,
33:19and being the CEO here obviously connects you with Cutty.
33:22Well, if we're so connected,
33:24why isn't she the one asking?
33:27Because she thinks it's wrong
33:28to use connections to cut in line.
33:30I don't.
33:34I might be able to help.
33:36Fantastic.
33:37But I could use a favor as well.
33:40Where are you?
33:41I needed to take care of something.
33:42It's not a foreign body.
33:43You must have missed it.
33:44If we do any more imaging,
33:46we're gonna have to add radiation poisoning to the DDX.
33:48I meant the sarcoidosis.
33:50The biopsy and stank were both negative.
33:52We're gonna have to do a pneumonectomy.
33:54No sign of drug or alcohol abuse.
33:55He's not a smoker, coal miner, or a potter.
33:58It's sarcoidosis.
33:59Start him on corticosteroids and methotrexate.
34:01If it's a drug-resistant bug
34:03and we give him steroids,
34:04he'll die.
34:05Which from the sound of it,
34:06wouldn't be much worse.
34:10You moron.
34:27But you have to show him your ID
34:28and your insurance stuff.
34:30You can't just give him a fake name.
34:32You don't have to do anything.
34:34Last time I checked,
34:35this was still America.
34:37Of course, that was 10 years ago.
34:39But you're gonna pay him, right?
34:40I mean, it was your fault.
34:43A yellow light does not mean stop.
34:45It was, at the most, 20% my fault.
34:48Since insurance companies
34:49automatically put 100% of the fault
34:52on the rear-ender,
34:54my little lie was actually an effort
34:57to achieve an outcome closer to the truth.
35:00And it wouldn't work, too,
35:03if it weren't for those meddling kids.
35:07I am Dr. Harani.
35:08Then why did you say
35:09the other doctor is Harani?
35:12It's a common name.
35:15Like Smith in Lebanon.
35:18Let me see your ID.
35:19I told you, I left it in my other pants.
35:21Really?
35:21Because it looks like it's still in this pair.
35:23Get your hands off me.
35:24Give me your ID.
35:24Hey!
35:25Give me your ID.
35:26Gentlemen, please!
35:28What?
35:28Kids, stay calm.
35:29Give me your ID!
35:30Stop!
35:31Stop it right now!
35:31Stop!
35:32Stay in your seats, Kitchis.
35:33Stay calm, you guys.
35:34Stay in your seats.
35:35Jonah, you made this.
35:36Not the time or place.
35:41Is there a problem in here, Ms. Corwin?
35:55Why don't you just take off?
35:57It's not like the principal can call your parents.
36:00No, but the principal can call the police.
36:03Or the guy he's doing the favor for.
36:05His girlfriend's obviously gonna find out.
36:08He's screwed.
36:09I'd bolt.
36:10No, you wouldn't.
36:11Yeah, I would.
36:13No, you wouldn't.
36:17How do you know?
36:30What's wrong?
36:32I guess I don't want to do it like this.
36:38Sorry for shooting the puck so hard and chicken you in the bed.
36:42You didn't trick me.
36:43Yeah, I did.
36:45I gave Madison a red dead revolver cheat code so she'd hit your foot with a rope.
36:53I knew you couldn't beat me.
36:55You're right.
36:56It's just...
36:58I really like you and I'm pretty sure you like me too, but I don't want to play any more
37:04games.
37:06When you want, I mean, if you ever want to, just tell me you're ready.
37:13And, you know, I'm sorry.
37:16I mean, if you ever want to, just stop using her toothbrush and stop playing games, she'll still like you.
37:48Well, she's bossy, but she's usually right.
38:08Dr. House, can I ask you a question?
38:10Are you insane or just stupid?
38:16Is there a third option?
38:18Actually, I don't think there is.
38:24I'm sorry.
38:25I just wasn't thinking.
38:28I mean, I was, but not only about myself.
38:31She's apparently the way I am.
38:34Usually.
38:35Not always.
38:38I need to convince someone of that.
38:41And you think you can do that by getting someone to pull strings to get her daughter into our preschool?
38:48I spoke to Sanford Wells.
38:54You can call the police.
38:56You can turn me in for lying at the accident.
38:57Well, I'm sure Mr. Dryden has already taken care of that.
39:01Let her daughter in.
39:04She's a great kid.
39:05Dr. Cuddy is a great mom.
39:07They'll fit in perfectly here.
39:09Mm-hmm.
39:11And how exactly does admitting her daughter prove how unselfish you are?
39:16Seems like you're still doing it to help yourself, not anyone else.
39:22I don't know.
39:24I just know that I need to do something.
39:28I need her in my life.
39:33You know what it's like to actually need someone.
39:41Yes.
39:45I do.
39:47But I also know what it's like to have responsibilities.
39:52Maybe it's time you grew up.
40:03Dr. House.
40:05Is there anything you'd like to say?
40:08Can I be excused?
40:16It's just food.
40:20Something small enough to go down the wrong pipe.
40:22Too big to get washed out by the bronchial lavage.
40:26Wouldn't show up on a CT.
40:28But would cause the COPD.
40:29I wouldn't respond to steroids or antibiotics.
40:32Prep it for exploratory surgery.
40:35And start the bedding.
40:36Bedding?
40:37I got a hundred bucks.
40:38Says it's a P.
40:48I'm busy.
40:50I'm busy.
40:51I know.
40:58I just want to say that I'm sorry.
41:04Shouldn't you be saying that to Sanford Wells?
41:07A fifth grade career day?
41:09You really thought you could pull that off?
41:13I figured how hard could it be?
41:19And I wanted to prove to you that I do care about your needs.
41:25And Rachel's.
41:28I do.
41:32Is that why you also stole my computer?
41:36Yes, it is.
41:37And then threw it in the trash?
41:38I did not throw it.
41:40I placed it.
41:41Knowing that the janitor would find it and know it was yours and return it to you unharmed.
41:46I'm a moron.
41:48That doesn't mean I don't care about you and I don't think about you.
41:52I don't want you to be happy.
41:56I was wrong.
41:57You were right.
41:58I could do better.
42:00Just give me a chance.
42:06What were you?
42:08An astronaut or a bullfighter?
42:14I was myself.
42:16For the most part.
42:25I know you're still upset, so...
42:28I'm gonna...
42:30I think you'd have to deal with it however you want.
42:35House.
42:43You want to come over for dinner tonight?
42:46I'd love to.
43:02How well do you know your spouse?
43:05Hey, sweetie.
43:06The meeting's running a little late.
43:07All new next Monday.
43:08Files says he's a real estate developer.
43:10He's lying.
43:11Our little girl is finally growing up.
43:14You dream of this day when it finally happens.
43:17It's a medical mystery that gets more bizarre by the minute.
43:20What is happening to him?
43:22I can't hear anything.
43:23He must have done something to set it off again.
43:25And time is running out.
43:26He locked himself inside.
43:28He went crazy.
43:29I can't get out.
43:30Why?
43:33They live by only one code.
43:35The Chicago Code begins now.
43:40That's some bad hat, Harry.
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