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00:00Calamari is still in the lead, but Apple Parking is making strides.
00:03It is now at fourth, third, and holding second place while Blue Calamari is at steady speed.
00:07Down the stretch they come.
00:09Apple Parking comes from behind, and it's Apple Parking by a no!
00:15This is the last call for the third race.
00:17You may still wager if you hurry.
00:20Here's your information.
00:21Out of the way. Cripple coming true.
00:24Um, sixth race at Golden Downs. I'll take the two, um, the four.
00:30Hey! That's my birthday!
00:32February 4th, 1963. You think that's a good bet?
00:36Well, what's your birthday?
00:37Take your time. Don't worry, there's only 30 seconds to post.
00:40Um, is there any way I can bet on the sixth and the three also?
00:44You know, for the year, all four horses? Can I do that?
00:47He wants a $2 exacto box, two, four, six, three. Give him $24.
00:55Okay.
00:58Your turn.
01:00Ninth at Gulfstream Park, 500 on the three horse, Seminole Uprising to win.
01:04Might as well burn your money.
01:06I'll burn my winnings. Bigger flame.
01:10Same race, Termigator, to win?
01:15Sorry, race just closed.
01:17Damn it.
01:18She was 14 to one, too.
01:21Fat ass over there just saved me money.
01:23No way Seminole Uprising is...
01:24I don't bet on the horses. I bet on the jocks.
01:27My rider's bulimic. Purges after his weigh-ins.
01:30Leave a two-pound pile at the starting gate shaves valuable time off that final eighth.
01:34Nice to have inside information.
01:36...leaves out the stretch by a length.
01:38The burning bushing on the level has kept Andy right up on the inside end.
01:41Boberter is alone on the floor off at the end of the day.
01:43Five or six or three.
01:45Five or five.
01:46Five or five.
01:48Five.
01:49Five.
01:50Five.
01:58Five.
01:58Four.
02:04One.
02:08Four.
02:12Four.
02:14Six, seven.
02:16Seven.
02:16Five.
02:17Six.
02:19Five.
02:21Five.
02:22How should I know?
02:23Tell the paramedics to take her to Princeton, Plainsboro.
02:26Her doctor's name is House.
02:27And it's Tom-a-gator winning by two lands.
03:05Since when does House hang out at OTB?
03:08Man's an addict.
03:09Right, addicted to pills, not gambling.
03:11It's the same thing.
03:12Drug abuse, drinking, gambling.
03:14They all fire up the same pleasure centers in the brain.
03:17An addict is an addict.
03:18Gambling doesn't take away his pain.
03:20It does when I win.
03:22Hot OTB, babe.
03:25Has grommel and inexplicable bruising.
03:29What up with that?
03:30You were just standing there and she started to seize?
03:32Spend as much time around the real people as I do.
03:35Someone gets sick.
03:36Her platelets are 89, she's anemic,
03:39and she has a blood alcohol level of .13.
03:42Hot OTB, babe.
03:43Obviously a working girl.
03:45Probably an STD, infection.
03:47No fever, no infection.
03:49Alcohol abuse explains it all.
03:50Causes seizures and affects her blood's ability to clap,
03:53which causes bruising.
03:55Start her on heparin, she'll be fine by morning.
03:56Except for the fact that bruises are not particular,
03:59which means it's not DIC.
04:00So the bruises were caused by trauma.
04:02She probably got beat up by her boyfriend or a pimp.
04:04What's that called when you judge someone before ever meeting them?
04:08She's a regular at OTB.
04:10Somehow I don't see her holding down a nine-to-five and going to PTA meetings.
04:14I was there.
04:15I have a nine-to-three job.
04:17It could be SLE, familial telangiectasius, or even Cushing's.
04:21Good.
04:22Start with those.
04:23Which one?
04:24Cushing's.
04:24Explains the seizure and the bruising.
04:26Not the anemia.
04:27So she doesn't eat a lot of meat.
04:29DIC brought on by alcohol abuse is far more likely.
04:32Do a full workup.
04:33H&P.
04:34And Labora.
04:35LPE MRI.
04:36Whoa!
04:38Did you just ever so subtly order me to get her medical history?
04:44Cuddy put me in charge last week, so...
04:46Yeah.
04:51It was a pretend in charge.
04:54Formality to get past the suits in legal.
04:56Right.
04:56Those licensing board folk love to play, dress up, and pretend.
04:59Hey, no worries.
05:00I'll let you keep your parking space.
05:02You can have it.
05:03You'll also need my handicap placard.
05:05Bend over.
05:06You make a pretty convincing argument.
05:08Chase killed that woman.
05:09Now Foreman's in charge?
05:10Yeah, we have a pecking order here.
05:12If Cameron kills somebody, Chase takes over.
05:14There's a flow chart in the lobby.
05:15For the next three weeks, you answer directly to Dr. Foreman.
05:18And I expect you here for grand rounds at 9.
05:21By the way, I like sugar in my coffee.
05:25If there's a screw-up, it's your screw-up.
05:29You won't have Dr. House to call back on.
05:36Do you wear a seat belt?
05:38Is that really relevant to a seizure?
05:40Skip it.
05:41How about, um, were you vaccinated for polio?
05:44I think you gave me the form intended for FDR.
05:47Well, like teeny tiny Moe in the fifth.
05:49I went four for six yesterday.
05:51You want winners? Cure me first.
05:54Are you generally satisfied with your life?
05:57It does not ask that.
06:04You know, I was going to ask what a respectable doctor was doing in an OTB parlor.
06:09Somehow that question doesn't seem relevant anymore.
06:12What's your excuse?
06:14Turns me on.
06:15Yeah?
06:15What else turns you on?
06:17Drugs.
06:18Casual sex.
06:19Rough sex.
06:21Casual rough sex.
06:24I'm a doctor. I need to know.
06:25No sex.
06:27Just moved here.
06:28Haven't even found a job yet. Don't know anybody.
06:31Came here without a job.
06:33That means you didn't move here.
06:35You moved away from somewhere else.
06:40Does that hurt?
06:41No.
06:43Are you on prescription meds, hormones, prednisone?
06:46I already answered that one.
06:47I think it was question number 20-something.
06:49Well, yeah, and I could reach down and get it, but that would kind of spoil the whole cool move.
06:53I'm not on any medications.
06:55You vegetarian?
06:56No. Why?
06:58Because you might have something called Cushing's syndrome, which basically means that...
07:01My pituitary is overproducing ACTH, which is causing my adrenal glands to push too much cortisol into my bloodstream.
07:10What a coincidence.
07:11I'm a doctor, too.
07:13Yeah, I had it last year.
07:14They did brain surgery.
07:16Removed an adenoma from my pituitary.
07:29Huh?
07:30What did you just say?
07:32You were right, House.
07:34Her pituitary tumor re-grew.
07:35It is Cushing's uncanny how you do that.
07:38Actually, it was Cameron's idea.
07:40Nope.
07:40Cameron had three ideas.
07:42I chose one to encourage, to nurture.
07:44Yeah.
07:45You're all about the nurturing.
07:46You need a hug?
07:50I don't see any regrowth.
07:53You get a medical records faxed over?
07:54Work smart, not hard.
07:56That's my philosophy, boss.
07:58Take that as a no.
08:01Annika, I need you to stay completely still.
08:04Sorry.
08:08Still don't see anything.
08:10Okay, so it's a microadenoma.
08:12Too small to see.
08:13It's so small, it's not even there.
08:15Right.
08:15It's just a coincidence that I predicted a rare condition that she happened to have a year ago.
08:19Results from her LP back yet?
08:21Didn't do an LP.
08:22I knew what she had.
08:26Go do the LP.
08:33Okay, I need you to roll over on your side, kiss your kneecaps.
08:38Party time.
08:40I thought it only took one doctor to do this.
08:42I'm observing.
08:43She's here to make sure I don't paralyze you.
08:46You've done this before, right?
08:48Successfully.
08:49He's kidding.
08:50He's an excellent doctor.
08:51I'm gonna numb the area with some lidocaine, and then we're off to the races.
08:55See what I did there?
08:57I used horse racing jargon to make the patient feel more comfortable.
09:01Okay.
09:02Here we go.
09:03Ow!
09:04Felt like bone.
09:06Does that hurt?
09:07A little bit.
09:08What are you doing?
09:09Ow!
09:10Try rounding your back a bit more.
09:11You're perfect just the way you are.
09:14Oops.
09:14That was all me.
09:16Ow!
09:17Might wanna move down one vertebra.
09:18This is actually much harder than I remember.
09:23My chest feels a little tight.
09:25Try taking a deep breath.
09:26Dr. Haas, maybe I should take it from here.
09:28Eight times the charm.
09:30Ah!
09:31Are you trying to piss off Foreman?
09:32What?
09:33Just let me.
09:34BP's 240 over 140.
09:36Turn that thing off, will you?
09:37Take the needle out.
09:39Take the needle out!
09:40Hey.
09:42It's a hypertensive crisis.
09:45Start around an IV low pressure drip.
09:47If you titrate to systolic less than 140, she'll be fine.
09:50Cameron, meet me in my office.
09:52At the risk of sounding redundant and right again, she has Cushing's.
10:00Cushing's.
10:01Right.
10:01The fact that you mangled her LP has nothing to do with it.
10:04Actually, it has everything to do with it.
10:07Cushing's.
10:07Stress equals hypertensive crisis.
10:11Smart move sending the rookie.
10:12Her initial symptoms could have been caused by alcohol induced DIC.
10:16She had a hypertensive crisis because it's been at least six hours since she had her last drink.
10:20She's detoxing.
10:21The exact same moment that I'm futilely trying to give her an LP?
10:24Right.
10:24An invisible tumor on her pituitary is much more likely.
10:28What if the tumor is somewhere else?
10:29It could be an ACTH secreting tumor on her lung or pancreas.
10:33It's awfully rare.
10:34Not as rare as an invisible tumor.
10:36Why'd they put you in charge instead of forming?
10:38Oh yeah.
10:39You're the guy that killed that woman.
10:41Get a pan man scan before she dies of cortisol OD.
10:49Fine.
10:50Do it.
10:51But when you don't find anything,
10:53put her on a libyum taper for the withdrawal and get her a bed in a rehab clinic.
11:08Lungs look clean.
11:11Yellow lymph nodes not enlarged.
11:15Cuddy tapped formative on the department.
11:18I didn't even get asked.
11:19Neither did I.
11:20You were suspended.
11:21I was kidding.
11:22It's the irony of women in charge.
11:24They don't like other women in charge.
11:27What?
11:28You think it's something else?
11:31You sabotaged yourself.
11:33You went on a date with House.
11:34You slept with me.
11:35Putting you in charge of this department is like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
11:40Yeah.
11:40They're really worried that I'm gonna create a hostile work environment.
11:43Maybe that's the problem.
11:46Maybe that's the problem.
11:47Being in charge means having to say no to House.
11:49Would you hire you for that?
11:55Anderson coming out strong.
11:57What is he thinking?
11:59He watched what Tom Mintz just did.
12:02You ordered MRIs for the entire maternity ward?
12:05I was in a crazy mood.
12:07Good thing I got a new boss to back me up.
12:09Although I think one of those is actually necessary.
12:12Better comb through before you cancel them all.
12:17What do you expect me to do, House?
12:19Quit?
12:20Cry?
12:21Actually, I expect you to act like what you are.
12:24My employee.
12:25My subordinate.
12:28My bitch.
12:30Well, since you asked nicely.
12:31God.
12:32I can't believe I got more than a year behind in my discharge summaries.
12:36Gotta get caught up.
12:38Oh, no, wait.
12:39I'm not authorized to sign these anymore.
12:41Only you are.
12:43Keep it coming.
12:44I'm not gonna break.
12:47The scan showed a mass on her pancreas.
12:50It's been leaving in probably an operable.
12:54I'd give her two months.
13:00I'm the bright side.
13:02Still means I was right.
13:07Where's Dr. Hams?
13:08Dr. Foreman's overseeing your case.
13:10He thought it'd be best if I spoke with you.
13:13We found a mass in your pancreas.
13:16It looks like cancer.
13:19So something in my pancreas caused me to have a seizure?
13:23Probably.
13:25But the bigger point is...
13:30A one-year survival rate for pancreatic cancer is less than 20%.
13:33So what's the treatment?
13:36We need to biopsy the mass to see what we're dealing with and...
13:44Then we can recommend options from there.
13:48Sounds good.
13:54I need your consent to do the biopsy.
14:02Thanks.
14:04Wish me luck.
14:06Good luck.
14:10It was weird.
14:11She barely reacted at all.
14:13I've had people hug me and people take a swing at me.
14:16It was more like she didn't even hear me.
14:19Magnify three times.
14:26House assisting.
14:28That is funny.
14:31Too bad Foreman's gonna die.
14:34I'll thank you.
14:44Good afternoon.
14:46I'm Dr. House.
14:48I'm gonna be looking at your...
14:51Perfect.
14:54Excuse me.
15:00Need Dr. Foreman in exam room one for a consult.
15:04So when did this start?
15:07A couple weeks ago.
15:08I didn't want to get pregnant.
15:10Jake's not into rubbers.
15:11So I got on the jelly.
15:13You think I'm allergic or something?
15:16You have an infection.
15:18I need a sample.
15:19I brought the jar.
15:21No, I meant a sample of your...
15:29Okay.
15:30We have a neurological problem here.
15:33There's something wrong with my brain?
15:35Oh, yeah.
15:37You can cover yourself up.
15:38I got what I need.
15:43What's up?
15:44Smell this.
15:47It smells like vaginosis, but it's not really my call.
15:51Great. I'll be sure to put a gold star by your name on the board.
15:55Annika's biopsy for pancreatic cancer was negative.
16:05Okay, I'm gonna give you some antibiotics.
16:07You probably shouldn't have sex for a while.
16:09How long?
16:10On an evolutionary basis, I'd recommend forever.
16:14The mass in the pancreas is benign.
16:17It's probably just scar tissue.
16:18Good news.
16:19She's not sick at all, other than being an alcoholic.
16:22The labs you sent yesterday put her ACTH at 64 picograms per milliliter.
16:27She's got Cushing's.
16:28Something set it off.
16:29It's gotta be in her brain.
16:31Set her up for a venous sampling.
16:33There is another possibility.
16:34Chase, hold on.
16:36How'd you get them trained so fast?
16:38Electronic column.
16:39Get treats in your pocket.
16:40She didn't even read the consent form for the pancreatic biopsy.
16:43It reads those things.
16:44Maybe she didn't read it because she knew that there was nothing wrong with her.
16:48There is another explanation for the Cushing's.
16:50Maybe she injected herself with the ACTH.
16:52Her behavior suggests Munchausen's.
16:54She's had four hospitalizations in the last four months.
16:57Well, being hospitalized a lot certainly points to nothing being wrong with you.
17:01She's had zero symptoms since she got here.
17:04The scarring on her pancreas could be caused from injecting herself with a benzene and setting off the seizures.
17:09She's had brain surgery.
17:10You can fake a stomach ache. You can't fake a brain tumor.
17:13You can fake an invisible one.
17:17We should check her apartment.
17:18Look for medications, syringes.
17:20Venous sampling's easier.
17:21And more dangerous.
17:22Not if you get caught breaking in.
17:24So, don't get caught.
17:25House.
17:28Why do you think Cuddy picked Foreman over me?
17:30If I'd done something wrong or if there was something I needed to improve on.
17:33Would it make you shut up if I told you she wanted someone black?
17:35How would you describe my leadership skills?
17:37Non-existent.
17:39Otherwise excellent.
17:40There's more to being a leader than being a jerk.
17:42The world will never know.
17:48No. No way.
17:50It just snowed.
17:52Yesterday. Streets are clear.
17:54My car is right there!
17:57There's construction on Elm.
18:21There's even books in the bathroom.
18:24Well, either she's very smart or she has a severe fiber deficiency.
18:28I don't know.
18:28No way.
18:34She's got an appointment with her ophthalmologist on Tuesday and an appointment with her gynecologist on Thursday.
18:40Multiple appointments with multiple doctors.
18:43Symptom of Munchausen's.
18:46Or, just thinking outside the box here, she has a vagina and trouble reading.
18:52It's three pairs of reading glasses, each with different prescriptions, which would be explained by a tumor pressing on the
18:58optic nerve.
18:58Because you're looking for her to have a tumor.
19:00And you were looking for a person with Munchausen's syndrome.
19:04Drinks battery acid and then go to an ophthalmologist to get their pupils dilated.
19:08An ophthalmologist is a doctor. Attention is attention.
19:11How many hospitals have you contacted? Has one doctor said she's crazy? It's not Munchausen's.
19:17It's not your call.
19:21She thinks she's got Munchausen's and obviously you've got something to show the man.
19:25A syringe at her apartment. A bottle of ACTH.
19:27Munchausen's patients are good at covering their tracks.
19:29Oh, right. So the fact that we found nothing proves there's something.
19:32Look at the pathology reports from the surgery she had in Chicago.
19:35They removed 30% of her pituitary. They found no tumor.
19:38It's possible the surgeons just missed it.
19:40In that kind of surgery, you're just cutting and hoping.
19:42Of course. We're both right.
19:44Excellent solution. Everybody's happy.
19:47Come on. Step up, Foreman.
19:48If you think I'm right, order me to stick a needle in her brain.
19:51If you think Cameron's right, send the patient home.
19:53Either she'll be fine or she'll die.
19:56Do the venous sampling. Get her consent.
20:05Nice move, boss. Way to cover your ass.
20:08I just agreed with you.
20:10Not because you think I'm right. I'm just taking a safe route.
20:13You're a wuss. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
20:21Hey, Wilson! Guess what Foreman just did?
20:31Hi.
20:34This is a consent form to stick a wire into your brain.
20:37It's important for hospitals to get these signed for procedures that are completely unnecessary.
20:43Then why are you doing it?
20:45Because you're mentally ill.
20:47You injected yourself with ACTH to induce Cushing's to get attention from doctors.
20:52And so far, it's worked.
20:54I'd like to see another doctor.
20:56I'm not giving you what you want.
20:58I don't want a bitch.
20:59Just sign the forms, okay? And I'll get out of here.
21:03Hopefully for you, whatever you injected yourself with won't wear off before you get the fun of a caring and
21:07concerned doctor cutting into your head.
21:24You chose me to make House miserable, didn't you?
21:27Apparently he's making you miserable.
21:29That's impressive.
21:31Find someone else.
21:32No.
21:34For the first time in six years, I'm getting copied on all experimental tests and procedures.
21:39Clinic hours have been logged and completed.
21:42You've given me four months of House's dictation so I can finally bill insurance companies.
21:46I only did that stuff to prove he couldn't make me miserable.
21:50Well, way to go.
21:51Now everybody's getting what they need, even House.
21:54He gets to play mad scientist, and this department runs smoothly.
21:59So I'm stuck with this for the next three weeks.
22:01Maybe longer.
22:04Would you be interested if this wasn't just pretend?
22:10What did mommy say? I don't get any candy in my stocking.
22:13Patient being prepped for the venous sampling?
22:14Yeah. The mentally ill patient is right on track for a pointless procedure.
22:18Yeah. We get your objection.
22:26Foreman.
22:28Are you sure?
22:30That doesn't make any sense. Check it again.
22:34We gotta delay the venous sample.
22:36Why? Her urine turning orange?
22:40How would you know that?
22:42Because that's what rifampin does.
22:44She's not on antibiotics.
22:45But if a Munchausen's patient thinks she's about to get busted,
22:49she sees pills labeled dangerous might cause seizures,
22:52she might grab a couple.
22:54And if that label were accidentally on a bottle of antibiotics,
22:57and if that bottle were accidentally left in her room...
23:00You set her up?
23:01Might have.
23:02It's Munchausen's.
23:03All this she did to herself.
23:22I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
23:26I had a seizure.
23:28I'm sick. I need your help.
23:29Not from this department.
23:31The half-life of rifampin is three hours.
23:33After that, you'll get your psych referral and your discharge papers.
23:36You know, just because you stick your fingers down your throat
23:39doesn't mean the rest of us are screwed up.
23:42I guess when cooperation fails, you move on to hostility.
23:45I didn't do this to myself.
23:59100% commitment.
24:01Sign of a good liar.
24:03Also the sign of a sociopath.
24:06What are you doing?
24:07Correcting your last note.
24:09We can't discharge her. She's sick.
24:12Anybody ever tell you you write like a girl?
24:14What?
24:15You got some other explanation for orange urine?
24:17It's Munchausen's.
24:18Correct, but not complete.
24:20You just don't want to admit that she skunked you?
24:22At the end of the boy who cried wolf,
24:25the wolf really does come.
24:27And he eats the sheep, and the boy, and his parents.
24:29The wolf doesn't name the parents.
24:31That's what I tell him.
24:32You're not telling the story now. I am.
24:35Look, I checked her records.
24:37All her hospitalizations were for different things.
24:40Brain tumor, fainting spells, skin rashes, seizures.
24:42She's had every blood test known to man, and the results are all over the map.
24:45There's only one constant.
24:47Low HCT.
24:48The anemia is real.
24:50There's a million things she could have taken to have done that.
24:52True.
24:52Could just be her M.O.
24:54She self-induces two illnesses.
24:55One always changes, one never does.
24:57Or maybe she has Munchausen's and aplastic anemia.
25:00Which would mean without proper treatment she'll continue to get sicker, weaker.
25:04Eventually she'll start bleeding internally and die.
25:06She's not getting sicker.
25:08She will.
25:08If her bone marrow was dying, the entire blood panel would be affected.
25:12Her white count's normal.
25:13So far.
25:14We need to do a bone marrow biopsy.
25:15No.
25:16No more tests.
25:16Look, you kick her to the curb with a Munchausen's diagnosis, you're guaranteeing that no doctor
25:21will ever listen to her again.
25:22We do more tests, we'll only be feeding her psychosis.
25:25The more attention we give her, the more she'll want.
25:29What if she doesn't know we're testing her?
25:31House, you were wrong.
25:33Live with it.
25:34There's probably some blood left over from previous tests.
25:37Blood tests alone can't confirm aplastic anemia.
25:39Yes, I know.
25:40That's why I want to do a bone marrow biopsy.
25:42The blood test could show it's systemic disease, a virus, or a toxin that could be the cause.
25:46Fine.
25:47You want to test the extra blood, knock yourself out.
25:49But the patient is off limits.
25:50And if the results are positive, I get my biopsy.
25:56It's a safe way to go.
26:14I need all of these tests and a PCR done on this sample.
26:20You're gonna need more blood.
26:22Patient's empty.
26:23Then I can't do it.
26:26You can try.
26:27You can try to look like Selma Hayek.
26:30That's not gonna make it happen.
26:36You may not have Selma's ass, but she doesn't have your eyes.
26:42Yeah, right.
26:49How soon you need it.
26:52Dr. Wilson, can I talk to you about something in confidence?
26:55Of course.
26:56It's about House.
26:57Oh, no.
26:58Fine.
26:59I won't say anything.
27:03Do you think there's any way House would take me seriously as his boss?
27:08Uh, where is this coming from?
27:11Did Cuddy say something?
27:12We talked.
27:13She intimated.
27:15And you want my advice on how to usurp him?
27:18It's very ancient Rome.
27:19You'll need a toga, of course.
27:21A sword.
27:22It's not a cool.
27:23I just want to figure out some way we can work together.
27:26I mean, I keep the team running from an administrative point of view.
27:29House doesn't have to deal with the red tape.
27:31It's a win-win.
27:32I'm sure he'll see it that way.
27:34You have any advice on how to approach him?
27:37How to deal with the guy?
27:38No.
27:42But you won't tell him we talked?
27:45No.
27:48There is no way this is going to happen.
27:56Ain't he sweet?
27:59See him walking down that street.
28:01So I ask you very confidentially, ain't he sweet?
28:08Epstein-Barr titers are through the roof.
28:10The most common viral cause of aplastic anemia.
28:14So what I'm saying is...
28:16Just cast an eye in his direction.
28:20Oh me, oh my.
28:23Ain't that perfection?
28:24Fetal hemoglobin's also elevated.
28:26Ah, just to weed that.
28:27Could indicate.
28:28You see that in sickle cell?
28:29Not all sickle cell patients are black.
28:32None of her other blood panels showed any sign of sickle cell.
28:34Which means either something's changed drastically since yesterday,
28:38or this isn't her blood.
28:40Of course it is.
28:43Metaphorically.
28:45Look, I couldn't do the tests.
28:47I tried.
28:48There wasn't enough blood left over.
28:51You just let me do the biopsy.
28:55No way.
28:56I just got back from a suspension.
28:58Man, if it wasn't for me, you would have been fired.
29:01Why don't you just get the sample yourself?
29:03Because one of you care what your boss said.
29:04I don't care what anybody says.
29:06I don't care what they do.
29:07Right now, black poly and black apart.
29:09It's got the nurses on red alert.
29:11I can't get into the patient's room.
29:13So come on.
29:13I'll draw the enemy fire.
29:15You outflank them, get in there, get the bone arrow sample.
29:17I can't.
29:20Who are you more afraid of?
29:25I'm not afraid of Foreman.
29:27I agree with him.
29:28All the tests back him up.
29:29All the tests have not been done.
29:32You do realize that black apart's reign is only temporary.
29:35I also realize that no matter what I do,
29:38you're still going to treat me like crap.
29:40Crap is a relative term.
29:51Never admitted to the room.
29:53The nurses called the attending as soon as the trocar was ordered.
29:56You used her real name?
29:58I just processed your patient's discharge papers.
30:01She's on her way out right now.
30:06Whoa!
30:08Wait up.
30:10It's all right, she's gonna stay.
30:12Wonderful.
30:13Oh, bite me.
30:15I don't need to hear the riot act again.
30:17I thought you'd like another medical test.
30:20What?
30:21Sit.
30:22Why?
30:24So you don't crack your skull when you pass out.
30:28Just do it.
30:32You know what colchicine is?
30:33No.
30:34Well, don't feel bad.
30:36It's for gout.
30:37It's got nothing to do with anything you've ever pretended to have.
30:40I'm not pretending-
30:41Shut up.
30:43Colchicine decimates your white blood cells.
30:45It leaves almost no trace.
30:47It's great for faking her way into hospital.
30:49I didn't stake my way.
30:50She got up.
30:52You've been doing this for years.
30:55I'm worried it's probably not your fault.
30:58When you were a kid, you had a close relative who had a chronic disease, probably a sister.
31:05When you saw all the attention she got while you were left alone, ignored.
31:09And it really, seriously screwed you up.
31:13I do not have a real-
31:14Shut up!
31:15I'm trying to give you what you want.
31:20It saved your life.
31:24You have aplastic anemia.
31:27What are you trying to scare me now?
31:30It means you're not just sick in the head.
31:33The problem is, the rest of you appear as well, so I gotta make you seem as sick as you're
31:37supposed to be by injecting you with a drug that simulates the symptoms that you actually have.
31:45All you need to know is, you've hit the Munchausen's jackpot.
31:50I'm gonna give you a cocktail of insulin for seizure and colchicine to kill your white count.
31:56This will absolutely confirm my diagnosis of aplastic anemia.
32:00There is one small catch.
32:03If you've actually done something to yourself to cause the anemia, then I'm wrong.
32:09And if I do what I plan to do, then the treatment will kill you instead of saving you.
32:15So I need to know, have you been taking anything besides the insulin, the ACTH, the pills camera left in
32:23your room?
32:29No.
32:32Good.
32:34Give me your arm.
32:46It was my mom.
32:49She had MS.
32:51She was in and out of hospitals all the time.
32:54People were always trying to do things for her.
32:58Bring her food or brush her hair or make her happy.
33:04People cared.
33:09She died when I was 16.
33:15And there was no one.
33:21Boo hoo.
33:25Where are you going?
33:29I obviously can't be around when it happens.
33:31Well, what are you going to do?
33:32You're just going to...
33:34Relax.
33:35You know the drill.
33:36People walk by here all the time.
33:38You'll be fine.
34:04Oh, barely out the door and she has another seizure.
34:06She must have somehow grabbed insulin on the way out.
34:09Once she's stable, we need to get her out of here before she does more damage to herself.
34:13We can't.
34:15Her white count's down.
34:18Sorry, I missed that.
34:20Hearing's been off since the Ricky Martin concert and some cholo kicked me in the head.
34:24White count, hematocrypt, and platelets are all off.
34:27Her bone marrow's shutting down. She actually has a plastic anemia.
34:30Say what?
34:31All her other labs show nothing that we...
34:34Lab schmabs.
34:35A good diagnostician reads between the labs.
34:39You were right.
34:40Hey, hey, hey. We're not here to play the blame game.
34:43These things happen.
34:45Sometimes doctors send people out on the street to die after other doctors warn them that they're sending people out
34:51on the street to die.
34:52There's no way you could know.
34:55I'll go give her the news.
35:04Who are you?
35:06I'm Dr. Forman. I'm in charge of the case.
35:11You have aplastic anemia, which means your bone marrow is shut down.
35:16Your body can't make any blood anymore.
35:20Are you sure?
35:21I went back and checked your own records.
35:24It makes sense.
35:26The aplastic anemia has apparently been developing for months.
35:30I'm sorry. We should have caught it earlier.
35:34So, it's not just the latest white count that's leading you to feel this...
35:42I know this is scary, but a bone marrow transplant could cure you.
35:47A marrow transplant could kill me.
35:49The other option is weekly blood transfusions.
35:53Injections of GCSF.
35:56It's a lifelong regimen.
35:58Yeah, I don't want that.
35:59You sure?
36:03I don't want to be cruel here, but you've jumped through a lot of hoops to get this sort of
36:08attention.
36:10I just want to be healthy.
36:14It's not so much fun when you're actually sick.
36:19No.
36:24We'll, um, we'll check the registry, see if there's a donor match.
36:40We have to kill all the old bone marrow before we give you the new stuff.
36:43You'll have no immune system.
36:46We'll keep you in a sterile room for two weeks to make sure everything's dead.
36:49Then we'll give you the donor marrow.
36:51It'll take another couple weeks until it takes hold.
36:54You won't feel a thing.
36:55If you get uncomfortable for any reason and need to talk, don't yell.
36:59Walls are four inches thick. Lead.
37:02Use the microphone.
37:04Are you ready?
37:06Okay.
37:11Where's Dr. House?
37:31We principals.
37:32We're gonna pass the whole side to the floor on those streets.
37:33We can even see her there.
37:33We're getting close to them.
37:36We're Christmas, Christmas.
37:40We're gonna be getting close here.
37:41We are just going to Crafty.
38:04Turn it off.
38:07Now what?
38:08How long has she been in there?
38:09Three minutes.
38:10What's going on?
38:11She doesn't have a plastic anemia.
38:13She has an infection.
38:14No.
38:15Her white count would be through the roof.
38:17Hers is on the floor.
38:18Her body does crazy things.
38:20Her body does crazy things.
38:22That explains everything.
38:23She had no fever.
38:24Because her self-inflicted Cushing suppressed her immune system.
38:28Stopped her from having a fever and hid the infection.
38:33Clostridium perfringens could cause the bruises.
38:36She just decides the anemia.
38:37Explains everything except the white count.
38:40Augmented is a lot safer than destroying her immune system.
38:43Why don't we try that?
38:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:48You're taking a safe course?
38:50What's going on?
38:52There's lots of explanations for a low white count.
38:55Name one that fits her case.
39:02Colchicine.
39:07I figured that she'd gotten her hands on it and, uh, self-medicated.
39:12That's brilliant of her.
39:15Take the exact medication that would confirm your diagnosis.
39:20People do crazy things.
39:22You injected her against her will just so you could be right?
39:26She consented.
39:26She's mentally ill.
39:28She smells oh so sweet.
39:33She would have gotten sicker when I said she was going to get sicker.
39:35I said Cameron dosed her with antibiotics.
39:37Just hold this.
39:38Is everything okay?
39:39Hold my finger.
39:45Grapey.
39:47You have a bacterium.
39:48It's on all of us.
39:50But the bruises you gave yourself with the Cushings made a lovely home.
39:54Bacterium moved in.
39:55Parked their cars on the lawn.
39:57Where goes the neighborhood?
39:58By neighborhood, I mean your internal organs.
40:02So, should we put her on the Augmentin, boss?
40:04Or do you think she injected herself with grapes?
40:09I love the smell of pus in the morning.
40:11It smells like victory.
40:20If you were serious about the offer, I'm serious about accepting.
40:25I'd like to run the department.
40:27You said it yourself.
40:28Things run smooth.
40:30Except for the part where House went behind your back and KO'd the patient with insulin and colchicine.
40:36There was no reason to suspect an infection.
40:39Even House didn't think it was an infection.
40:41You would have done the same thing I did.
40:43And I'd be just as wrong.
40:46What House did was insane, but he saved her life.
40:49He got lucky.
40:49He got her to admit she's got a problem.
40:52She's agreed to outpatient treatment.
40:54He gets lucky a lot.
41:00Did you ever really intend to give me this job?
41:03Or were you just trying to stop me from stepping down?
41:05Well, you've got two more weeks in charge.
41:09Hopefully the next case will go better.
41:18She should have died.
41:21House is not a hero.
41:23A person who has the guts to break a bad rule, they're a hero.
41:28House doesn't break rules.
41:29He ignores them.
41:31He's not Rosa Parks.
41:33He's an anarchist.
41:35All he stands for is the right for everyone to grab whatever they want, whenever they want.
41:40You tell doctors that's okay.
41:43Your mortality rate is going to go through the roof.
41:50I'm kind of digging this whole foreman-in-charge thing.
41:55You know,
41:58freeze me up to watch my soaps,
42:00catch a movie in the afternoon,
42:02have lunch with you.
42:04Yeah, that's a big change for you.
42:06Now,
42:07how do you see the foreman's ass,
42:08not mine?
42:15You couldn't live with foreman as your boss.
42:18Why not?
42:21People could change, you know?
42:34The right count is way down.
42:37We're going to need to admit you.
42:38Just run a few more tests.
42:39Whatever you think is best.
42:51Last race in Belmont,
42:53put it all on the five to win.
42:56That he would always be
42:59such spirit to love me.
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