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00:07I can't do this button.
00:10You almost got it.
00:12Almost got it.
00:18The sound.
00:21Of the people talking.
00:23Mm-hmm.
00:28It's A-flat. Is it?
00:30Well, look how smart you are.
00:34Here we go. Here we go.
00:53I am proud to introduce my son to you, Patrick Obietkov.
00:5825 years ago, Patrick was in the fourth grade.
01:01A good student.
01:03Played Little League.
01:05And then there was the accident.
01:08And here we are.
01:10Raising money for people with similar neurological disabilities.
01:15I hope you enjoy the concert.
01:26All set.
01:27All set.
02:02All set.
02:07He's never missed a note.
02:14Something's wrong.
02:25Patrick, what is it?
02:26Patrick, what is it?
02:26My hand.
02:28His hand.
02:33Oh, Papa.
02:52It's the emergency.
02:5335-year-old savant.
02:55Dystonia in his left hand.
02:56He pays us at 5 in the morning for that?
02:59I'm going back to bed.
03:00Dystonia's not life-threatening.
03:01Clonazepam will take care of it.
03:02He's already on clonazepam.
03:04Or seizures he has from a bus accident when he was 10.
03:07Then we treat with Benchapine.
03:09What's up?
03:1035-year-old savant.
03:12Dystonia.
03:13I'm going back to bed.
03:16Where are you going?
03:17Arthur.
03:19Pick a mic.
03:19There is no case, House.
03:21Even if dystonia was some big medical mystery, it's not this time.
03:24You're not intrigued as to how a perfectly healthy 10-year-old boy with no prior musical
03:28training gets into an accident on his way to school and suddenly play the piano?
03:32Do we have to solve a 25-year-old case before breakfast?
03:35You two shower together?
03:36No.
03:37Double negative.
03:38It's a yes.
03:39Savantism is just one of those things.
03:41It's inexplicable.
03:41Just because it's inexplicable doesn't mean it's inexplicable.
03:45I want new labs.
03:46CDC with platelets, campanil, thyroid, and adrenal function tests.
03:50For what?
03:51I don't know.
03:56Raise your left hand.
03:59That's your right hand.
04:02What are you looking for?
04:04Just want to make sure whatever happened doesn't happen again.
04:07Push up.
04:08Push up?
04:08He repeats what people say.
04:10It's a compensation mechanism.
04:12He knows he's supposed to say something, so he repeats what he just heard.
04:15That's good.
04:16Shows he's engaged.
04:18Spine's okay.
04:20Stick out your tongue like this.
04:22Copy me.
04:23You have a big tongue.
04:25I know it's funny, but copy me.
04:35There was construction on Radcliffe, so I had to get out of the car
04:39and walk in high heels for over a mile.
04:43Radcliffe?
04:43What was the cross street?
04:45Does it matter?
04:46I don't know.
04:47I'm not the one who brought it up.
04:49Tie this up.
04:51Nice and tight.
04:56Does this have anything to do with my foot?
04:59You have a blister.
05:00You don't waste a doctor's time with a blister.
05:03You waste a doctor's time with more important things,
05:05like the sewer that's being vented out of your mouth.
05:09My breath?
05:10If you could stop doing that, we'd all be grateful.
05:12I can't stop breathing.
05:14Nope.
05:14If you could stop puking.
05:15I don't.
05:16If your lips say no.
05:18If your gnarly fingers say...
05:24He's good to go.
05:26It's a shame.
05:27You do look cute that thin.
05:32Motor cortex looks good.
05:33Everything checks out.
05:34What tests did you run?
05:35Full battery of neurological...
05:36I need this blood checked for cholesterol and glucose levels.
05:40Patient had a foot problem.
05:42Different patient.
05:43There's no one else in there.
05:44You're using the wrong equipment.
05:59Dr. Foreman, I thought we were being discharged.
06:01I'm Dr. House.
06:03Off chance that Dr. Foreman didn't mention it,
06:06I have something to give, too.
06:08What?
06:26Your turn?
06:26My turn.
06:41Does this have anything to do with his hair?
06:43Well, it might.
06:45Okay, Patrick, close your eyes.
06:48It's this.
06:50D, G-flat, A-flat, B...
06:53Yeah, all right, all right. He's good.
06:55Can we let him go?
06:56He's great. He's staying.
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08:07Call radiology.
08:09I need a functional MRI of his brain.
08:12F-MRI is not going to show trauma.
08:13I'm not looking for trauma.
08:16I want to see the music.
08:19See the music?
08:26Well, that's dull.
08:27You think f-MRI is going to show a big arrow
08:30pointing to a flashing sign saying,
08:32Savanti's won't be hugely helpful.
08:34Somehow he got rewired as a music specialist.
08:37I want to know how that happens.
08:39He has access to parts of the brain that you don't.
08:42His brain's doing nothing.
08:44He looks like any jerk listening.
08:46He's not a Savanti listening.
08:48He's a Savanti playing.
08:50Well, listening and playing are two different neurological processes.
08:57Turn off the music.
09:00Patrick, I want you to pretend that your leg is a piano.
09:05My leg's not a piano.
09:07I know.
09:08That's why I said pretend.
09:10The kid's a moron.
09:12Keep your head still.
09:13Use your fingers.
09:36Wow.
09:38Cool, huh?
09:40His heart rate rose.
09:41Emotional response?
09:42What, is there no activity in the limbic system?
09:45Unless there's a problem with his heart.
09:47Do an echo to confirm.
09:49Scrub up.
09:49He's going to need surgery.
09:53It wasn't dystonia.
09:55It's got a heart condition that caused the arteries in his arm to constrict.
09:59Do you have any idea why House would want to go to Boston?
10:03Chowder?
10:04Plane tickets this Friday.
10:06I opened his mail.
10:07I heard there's an opening at Harvard for division chief.
10:10Infectious disease.
10:12My ambition is not one of his more prominent traits.
10:16Although.
10:17What?
10:18He was testing blood in the clinic.
10:21I don't think it was a patient's blood.
10:23Why?
10:24It was green?
10:25No, he was checking for routine stuff.
10:27Makes sense if he's looking for basic medical clearance for employment.
10:37I'm going home.
10:40No, you're not.
10:41You can show up any minute.
10:45Not the savant to obsess about.
10:53I'll take in here.
10:54Bedroom's down the hall.
10:56You've been here?
10:58Where else would the bedroom be?
11:01Come with?
11:04You're scared of him catching us breaking into his home, but you're not scared of him catching us doing it
11:08in his bed?
11:11I'm going to get fired anyway.
11:15Almost at the heart.
11:17Bleeding.
11:19And done.
11:22Heart rate's 160.
11:23It's accelerating.
11:25He's at 210.
11:26Superventricular tachycardia.
11:27Paddles!
11:29Charging.
11:31Clear!
11:33We're wasting our time.
11:36It's high school yearbook.
11:38Unless you think he's going to Boston to attend a high school reunion.
11:41Put it back and let's get out of here before he comes home.
11:42He's not smiling.
11:44I wonder if he has teeth.
11:46What's the area code for Boston?
11:47617.
11:48Why?
11:54Massachusetts General, may I help you?
11:58Did you think you could steal Dr. House without a fight?
12:01Steal him for what?
12:02Quit jerking me around.
12:03I know he's coming out there.
12:04We're not looking to hire him.
12:05He's called you six times in the last month.
12:07We're not looking to hire him.
12:09You think if you keep repeating it, I'll start believing you?
12:11Dr. Cuddy, there's nothing else I can say.
12:13I'm sorry.
12:17If he's not coming there for a job interview,
12:19he's either coming to your hospital for a social visit
12:20or because he's a patient.
12:26Is it a social visit, Dr. Medic?
12:29I can't stand House.
12:31Neither can Dr. Coopersmith.
12:42What's up?
12:45Do you know Dr. Coopersmith in Boston?
12:48Yeah.
12:49He's an oncologist.
12:51What's up?
12:52What's his subspecialty?
12:54Brain cancer.
12:57What's going on?
13:02He doesn't look sick.
13:04He should have symptoms.
13:05Blurred vision.
13:07Headaches.
13:08Confusion.
13:09Clumsiness.
13:10Depends on how far along the cancer is.
13:12What kind.
13:13How aggressive.
13:14He didn't tell you.
13:17House is house.
13:19He's no different than anyone else with cancer.
13:21Once you tell,
13:22then every conversation is about that.
13:27Cardiac arrest means we were wrong.
13:29It was a heart problem.
13:30But no vasoconstriction.
13:32The heart problem
13:33couldn't have caused the hand problem.
13:35Unless the bleed happens suddenly.
13:37Less blood to the brain explains the dystonia.
13:40Less blood to the heart explains the heart attack.
13:42Scope him above and below.
13:43If that doesn't work,
13:44gut him.
13:48Can't sedate him?
13:50There's a risk his throat could collapse.
13:52You look mad, Pop.
13:54No.
13:56No, I'm not mad.
13:57I promise you.
13:58It's just that, um,
13:59the doctor has to do something to you
14:00and it's,
14:01and it's gonna hurt.
14:02Hurt me?
14:03Why hurt me?
14:05Make you better.
14:06What's wrong with me?
14:08Well, they don't know.
14:12Patrick?
14:13Don't you worry.
14:14Everything is gonna be great.
14:16All right.
14:16Here we go, Patrick.
14:17You won't hurt me.
14:19Okay, open.
14:20Like this.
14:23You just look at me
14:25and everything is gonna be okay.
14:28Okay.
14:29Look at me, though.
14:31Patrick, it's okay.
14:32It's okay.
14:34It's okay.
14:35It's okay.
14:37Dr. Wilson.
14:39Wilson!
14:41I just spoke to Cuddy.
14:42She can't confirm why their house
14:43is applying for a job in Boston.
14:45Yeah.
14:45I'm late for the...
14:47If I had to look for work,
14:48I have a right to know.
15:05It's pretty.
15:08I wrote this when I was in junior high school.
15:12You can never figure out what came next.
15:15And Dimwit came up with this.
15:23It's good.
15:26It's perfect.
15:30I could set up a tower on the roof
15:32during a lightning storm,
15:34help you switch brains with your patient.
15:37Then you would be the brilliant pianist,
15:39and he would be the doctor
15:40hiding brain cancer from his friend.
15:44It's nothing.
15:47You need to talk about it.
15:48You need to talk about it.
15:50At least let me look at your medical file.
15:51You're making a big deal out of nothing.
15:53Who else knows?
15:55No one.
15:55And cancer isn't nothing.
15:57Sorry.
15:57Didn't mean to offend your specialty.
15:59Why didn't you come to me?
16:00Stein's good.
16:01Stein's in Africa for the next six months.
16:04He's given me at least six months.
16:05Go to Boston.
16:06I'll get the treatment.
16:08Everything will be fine.
16:10No need to talk about it.
16:12You're right.
16:13The surgeon found a bleed behind the kidney
16:15in the retroperitoneal cavity,
16:17but no reason for it.
16:19No cancer, no ruptured arteries.
16:21So bleeding explains the symptoms,
16:23but we've got no explanation for the bleeding.
16:26And while they were closing him up,
16:28Patrick had a grand mal seizure,
16:29which makes no sense
16:31since he's on an anticompulsive medication.
16:35You told him.
16:36No, I didn't.
16:43I only told Cameron.
16:49Hey!
16:53Okay.
16:54You guys have cleverly deduced
16:56that I have cancer.
16:57You have no right to know.
16:59You have no business knowing.
17:00We'd like to run some blood tests
17:01as soon as you work up our patient.
17:03Who is not me?
17:04We just want to make sure
17:05you weren't misdiagnosed.
17:06I wasn't.
17:07Let's move on.
17:08We're just asking for a couple of vials.
17:10No!
17:11Why not?
17:11Okay.
17:12We're going to proceed
17:13as if I'm perfectly healthy.
17:15How can we do that
17:16if we know you're not?
17:17You don't know anything!
17:19Except, hopefully,
17:20a patient on anticonvulsive medication
17:22has a seizure.
17:24Anti-seizure meds
17:25don't prevent seizures.
17:26They just make them manageable.
17:27According to the surgeon's report,
17:29this one wasn't even close to manageable.
17:30It means the question isn't
17:31why is he having seizures,
17:32it's why are his seizures getting worse.
17:35What's changed?
17:36His brain, it's gotten worse.
17:39Don't we make it even worse, sir?
17:41We take him off,
17:42anticonvulsive medication.
17:43He'll seize even more.
17:45Multiple seizures
17:45can seriously damage a brain.
17:47Dude can't button a shirt.
17:48How much more damage
17:49are we really talking about?
17:50Strongest seizures
17:51will light up different paths
17:52to the brain
17:52which will end a kind of
17:53which positive damage.
17:54Once he gets worse,
17:55do a pet scan.
18:05That scan done?
18:07No.
18:08You come for my feelings?
18:10Because I left them
18:12in my other pants.
18:13This is a letter of recommendation.
18:14I'm applying for a job at Penn.
18:21Thank you for writing your own.
18:23I'm sure my thoughts
18:24are beautifully phrased.
18:25Thank you for signing it.
18:26It saves me having
18:27to fake your signature.
18:38Stay away from Weiss.
18:41He cries with his patients,
18:43holds their hands as they die.
18:45He won't like you.
18:47Your newfound nonchalance
18:49in the face of cancer.
18:54I thought you'd find it appealing.
18:5620 seconds.
18:58Pretty good.
18:59For what?
19:00Time it took you
19:01to go from hard ass
19:02to human being.
19:07You really want to leave?
19:09If you're not here,
19:10there's not much point in staying.
19:12I'm not dead yet.
19:21What are you doing?
19:30Edel, this must be
19:31a turn-on for you.
19:39Take care of me.
19:45Here we go.
19:49Here we go.
19:50Let's go.
19:51Here we go.
19:54Here we go.
19:58Here we go.
20:06A little whore is to kiss and stab.
20:10You kissed back.
20:11I don't want you to die without knowing the feeling.
20:14Actually, no woman should die without knowing the feeling.
20:16All we need is a few drops of your blood.
20:18Four-minute Chase's lips are not going to get so close now that I know your plan.
20:22There's a nurse downstairs about to risk his job to steal the blood you drew from yourself yesterday.
20:26Patient number 020406 in the record room under the name Luke and Laura.
20:31There's a whole vial of blood there, along with CT scans, MRI, CSF, everything you need.
20:39If you need a sperm sample, come back without the needle.
20:51Six-centimeter mass in his dorsal midbrain, extending into the temporal lobe.
20:58That's inoperable.
21:00What kind of time does he have?
21:03He's got a year.
21:06Nurse!
21:08Nurse!
21:16Here's a consent from Boston for the cancer drug trial.
21:19Any description of the process or previous trials?
21:22Yep.
21:22Any chance to do it work?
21:23No.
21:24It's not even designed to work.
21:26Why would he...
21:27It's designed to treat depression in terminal cancer patients.
21:30He doesn't seem depressed.
21:34Okay.
21:35Let's assume that I am dying.
21:37Which I specifically told you not to assume.
21:40Can we at least assume that I'm not dying tomorrow?
21:43Whereas this kid, Pet revealed several more hotspots.
21:47They're non-specific.
21:48How can you focus on him?
21:50It's the only way I can cope.
21:52Pet also showed a left brain that's working hard.
21:55Harder than the right?
21:56Wouldn't be worth mentioning otherwise.
21:58Bleeding in the brain.
21:59Blood would irritate the lining.
22:00It might cause the seizures to get worse.
22:03Yes.
22:03He needs an angiogram to look at the vasculature inside his brain.
22:06We'll get right on it as soon as we're finished here.
22:10Don't get up.
22:11I got it.
22:12You're busy.
22:12Continue.
22:20You know what my team is doing right now?
22:23No.
22:25Trying to figure out what's wrong with me.
22:28What's wrong with you?
22:29Thanks for asking.
22:31They found out that I'm dying.
22:33That's sad.
22:36Everyone's dying.
22:38That's sad.
22:39Meteor lands on my head tomorrow.
22:40It's all academic.
22:41I told them to leave me alone.
22:43But did they?
22:44Did they?
22:45That one was rhetorical.
22:47No.
22:49No, they did not.
22:55What the hell were you before you hit your head?
22:57Hell is a bad word.
22:59Joe's ass and bitch.
23:01I could probably rattle off 50 much more complicated and disgusting ones,
23:05but then your dad would get pissed at me.
23:09You like your life?
23:11What life?
23:13Your life.
23:15Playing the piano.
23:16Going on tour.
23:17Scoring girls left and right.
23:18I don't like girls.
23:20Boys.
23:21Whatever gets you off.
23:23I like the piano.
23:29What's wrong?
23:33Dr. Peter Hayes.
23:34This is Eric Forman at Princeton Plainsboro.
23:36You're doing a signal transduction inhibitor clinical trial.
23:39What kind of results have you been...
23:41Transduction inhibitors are a decade away.
23:45Bye, Pete.
23:51I've got another trial going on at Duke.
23:5315% extend their lives beyond five years.
23:56If you're positive for protein, PHF...
23:58Stop trying to save me.
24:00I'm fine.
24:02MRA confirms small collections of blood
24:05throughout the white matter of Patrick's right hemisphere.
24:08Might if we chat about that for a few moments?
24:09Either trauma, an aneurysm, cancer, or autoimmune disease.
24:13We need a biopsy to figure out which it is.
24:15The EEG was nonspecific.
24:17Where are you going to biopsy?
24:18Everywhere.
24:19Sure.
24:19Just put on a blindfold and play pin the tail on the brain.
24:22He's bleeding into his brain.
24:24He's dying.
24:25You can't just randomly stab the temporal lobe
24:27and hope you hit the right spot.
24:29I'm only going to take little tiny pieces.
24:31Tell what?
24:31Until I find the problem.
24:33Or you kill him.
24:34Nope.
24:34I'll keep going even if I kill him.
24:40Then he's screwed.
24:42Thanks for the chat.
24:53What if we do the EEG from inside his brain?
24:58I'm actually a little insulted.
25:00You were supposed to spend the last hour worrying about me.
25:03It's risky and invasive.
25:04But that's why God invented the law and consent form.
25:06Can you get to why this is a brilliant idea?
25:08External EEG could get confused
25:10if there are multiple structural abnormalities.
25:12If we perform the EEG inside the skull,
25:15it could show us where to biopsy.
25:18Brilliant.
25:19Go.
25:19Do.
25:21I'd also like to talk to you about...
25:23This is going to be personal, isn't it?
25:25Yeah.
25:27Yeah.
25:40Use a small drill to get inside the skull.
25:43Where do you go when you're locked around?
25:45Use this bleeding inside of the universe.
25:48Once we have 12 holes,
25:50we'll suddenly have the electrodes
25:52under the meninges against the brain.
25:57And it's either cancer or autoimmune disease.
26:02Sorry.
26:03Yeah.
26:05Which one is better?
26:07Where do you go home and down?
26:09Neither.
26:12Won't you come inside with me today?
26:19You could stay inside with me today.
26:27Can't you see it's gonna rain?
26:42Hey.
26:44Where do we cut?
26:45We don't.
26:47I need to say something.
26:50Something personal?
26:52Yeah.
26:53I can't leave because you've got something interesting in that file.
26:57Sorry.
26:59Sorry.
27:03You're an arrogant ass
27:05who makes it impossible
27:06for anyone to like him
27:08by punishing people who don't deserve...
27:10Can we get to the butt part of this speech?
27:13But I like you.
27:15No, you don't.
27:16You're just reacting to the perception of my death
27:19and the need to put things in order.
27:21Fear of guilt.
27:22Just shut up.
27:23See?
27:23I annoy you.
27:25Now you're gonna give me the results
27:26or are you gonna...
27:27I don't...
27:31Intracranial EEG showed no electrical abnormalities.
27:35Which means it's autoimmune.
27:36No.
27:37It also showed it's entire right hemisphere is brain dead.
27:44So, while you guys were worrying about me,
27:47half this kid's brain died.
27:49The only solace you should take from this
27:52is the fact that it didn't.
27:53Garden variety EEG sucks compared to the in-brain variety,
27:56but it's not gonna miss brain death.
27:58It's gotten worse.
27:59Not that much worse.
28:00Respiration is depressed.
28:01Seizures are increasing.
28:02One every five minutes.
28:03Not that much worse.
28:06You can still talk.
28:07It's left-handed,
28:07which means speech is on the right side.
28:09You don't know how Patrick's brain
28:10reorganized itself 25 years ago?
28:12What if the right side
28:14is just a little dead?
28:17Maybe he still has random neurons firing.
28:19You're just looking for a puzzle
28:21to distract you from your own situation.
28:23You're right.
28:23He's dead.
28:24Let's go home.
28:28What did you find out?
28:31Is he gonna be okay?
28:33Yes!
28:39What's this?
28:41The piano.
28:43What's this?
28:49He's obviously lost you.
28:51Shut up.
29:11Music is a global process.
29:14Can't play the piano with half a brain.
29:18What's it mean?
29:20Means the right side of his brain
29:21has always sucked.
29:22Means it's not relevant
29:23to what's going on now.
29:25Wow.
29:25Then it's autoimmune.
29:26Yeah.
29:27The question is,
29:28what do we do about it?
29:29Most likely ones we can fix.
29:31Polyautoritis nodosa,
29:32takayasu,
29:33or sarcoid.
29:34I'll start treatment.
29:35Not what I was talking about,
29:37but yeah,
29:38you do that.
29:46Your turn?
29:48Do you have to do that?
29:51You mean cheapen everyone's attempt
29:53at a human moment
29:54by identifying the real calculations
29:55that go into it?
29:57Yeah.
29:58Yeah, I do.
30:00I'm sorry you're dying.
30:01I'm gonna hug you.
30:03Anything to say?
30:05Well, if you're considering
30:06grabbing my ass,
30:07don't start anything
30:08you can't finish.
30:14as long as we're just standing here.
30:15You mind if we work?
30:16How's the kid's treatment going?
30:20Are you crying?
30:22No.
30:26Respiration rates up.
30:27Seizures are coming down.
30:28So good.
30:31Not for what I'm gonna do next.
30:33There is none next.
30:35He's gonna be fine.
30:36Only if he wants to remain
30:37a four-year-old
30:38who wets his bed.
30:40There's nothing else for him.
30:42There's better.
30:43Thanks for the hug.
31:06It's the middle of the night.
31:07You knew I'd be asleep.
31:09Phone would have woken you up
31:10just as much.
31:11But I can't see
31:12what you're wearing on the phone.
31:15My patient with the 55 IQ
31:18has Takayasu syndrome.
31:20Very uncommon.
31:22Happens mostly in Asian women.
31:25Takayasu is manageable
31:26with steroids,
31:27which you already know.
31:28So I assume you're here
31:30for something else.
31:31My patient also has
31:32significant seizure problem.
31:34Also manageable
31:34with anticonvulsant medication.
31:36Yes.
31:37If he kept taking
31:37his anticonvulsant medication,
31:39he could go back on tour
31:40and play the piano.
31:41But a hemispyrectomy
31:45would completely stop
31:47the right brain seizure activity
31:48and he would no longer
31:49need to take
31:50his anticonvulsant medication.
31:51You want to remove
31:52half his brain?
31:53The right half.
31:54It would be irresponsible
31:55to remove the left.
31:56You don't remove
31:57half a brain
31:57and gain function.
31:58Not my brain.
32:00But his?
32:01Who knows?
32:03Look, let's say that
32:04I'm the left side
32:04of Patrick's brain.
32:06I'm quick-witted,
32:06I'm charming,
32:07I'm great-looking.
32:08You're the right side
32:09of his brain.
32:09You're useless,
32:10old, damaged.
32:11You go to a bar
32:12for a drink.
32:13I have the mad skills
32:14to be scoring
32:15all the hot babes.
32:16But instead,
32:17I'm spending my time
32:18wiping drool
32:19off your chin
32:19and making sure
32:20you don't eat
32:21the tablecloth.
32:23What's the father
32:24want to do?
32:25I don't know.
32:29So go wake him up.
32:35House,
32:36I'm so sorry.
32:39Forgot I was dying, huh?
32:41I'm here if you need me.
32:44I need you.
32:55One small feel
32:57for a man,
32:58one giant ass
33:00for mankind.
33:02Thanks.
33:05Good luck in Boston.
33:11Call the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
33:22Dr. Foreman was just here.
33:24Seizures have almost
33:25completely gone away.
33:26Says we might be able
33:27to go home
33:28in the next day or two.
33:30Thank you so much.
33:32I think we should remove
33:33the right side
33:34of your son's brain.
33:36I thought you fixed him.
33:38Does he look fixed?
33:39The right side of his brain
33:40is keeping him walking straight.
33:41Other than that,
33:42it's been dead weight
33:42ever since the accident.
33:43If we remove it,
33:44the seizures
33:45would stop completely.
33:46The seizures
33:47are hardly noticeable.
33:49They don't bother Patrick.
33:50But without the seizures,
33:51the left side
33:52would have a chance
33:53to actually function.
33:55They could learn
33:56to do new things.
33:58Only bummer.
33:59He never played
34:00the piano again.
34:02Oh.
34:03The piano is everything.
34:05I'm not saying
34:06he never worked for NASA,
34:07but flipping burgers
34:08is not a question.
34:09I don't mind taking care of him
34:11so he can play the piano.
34:12No.
34:13You're actually lucky.
34:14You don't have to watch
34:15your kid grow up.
34:16You don't have to let go.
34:18You trying to make this
34:19about me?
34:20I love my son
34:22just the way he is.
34:23He's the monkey grinder
34:24at the circus.
34:25He's worked hard
34:26to get where he is.
34:27So does the monkey.
34:31The piano is
34:32a neurological accident.
34:34He has a gift.
34:35I'm offering him a life.
34:42It's up to you.
34:58If I still let it
34:59to cancer proteins
35:00in house of CSF...
35:01About time.
35:02You can't let him go to Boston
35:03if he qualifies
35:03for the Duke trial.
35:05You want to do it?
35:22Damn.
35:24He's negative
35:24for protein PHF.
35:26He doesn't qualify.
35:27I don't know.
35:30I don't know.
35:33What's that?
35:35That shouldn't be that.
36:10Patrick.
36:16Oh, Pop.
36:20Patrick, I have
36:22a question for you.
36:24Yes.
36:27Are you happy?
36:29Are you happy?
36:36Are you happy?
36:38Are you happy?
37:00Are you happy?
37:30House, open up.
37:34Open up, it's important.
37:38I've got a flight in three hours.
37:41You don't have cancer.
37:42There was an abnormal presence of IgG and IgM indicating...
37:46I don't have neurosyphilis.
37:47My MRI showed nothing.
37:49It's a gamma in your brain.
37:50It's very rare not to be in the liver, and I'm really glad we never slept together, but...
37:53I mean, we used a condom, and I don't have syphilis.
37:56My VDRL was negative.
37:57We did an FTA antibody test.
37:59The VDRL was a false negative.
38:01You're not going to die.
38:04All you need is IV antibiotics.
38:09Did you send these results to Mass General?
38:12Of course.
38:15You idiots.
38:17We just told you you're not gonna die.
38:19You should be making out with Cameron.
38:22You knew it wasn't cancer?
38:24I'm sure it was cancer.
38:26Then why aren't you celebrating?
38:28Because it wasn't my damn file.
38:32You faked cancer?
38:34The real patient is in the Witherspoon wing.
38:37Feel free to tell his wife he's not gonna die, but he is cheating on her.
38:40Why would you want us to think that you...
38:42I didn't!
38:43I wanted the guys in Boston to think that I had cancer.
38:46I wanted the guys who were going to implant a cool drug right into the pleasure center of my brain
38:50to think that I had cancer.
38:52You faked cancer to get high?
38:55Why?
39:04I'm going to bed.
39:08You're right.
39:10I don't like you.
39:11Sure, now that I'm not dying.
39:31Heard Patrick's hemispherectomy went well?
39:34He survived the surgery.
39:36He's unconscious, but...
39:37How depressed are you?
39:39I'm not depressed.
39:41You faked cancer?
39:43It was an outpatient procedure.
39:45I was curious.
39:46Are you curious about heroin?
39:48Not since last year's Christmas party.
39:53I know this goes against your nature, but can we not make too much of this?
39:56You made people think that you were going to die.
40:00I didn't make them.
40:01I tried to hide it.
40:02You idiots needed to get into my business.
40:09I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why are you laughing?
40:13It's ironic.
40:14I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why...
40:17Depression in cancer patients.
40:19It's not as common as you think.
40:20It's not the dying that gets to people.
40:22It's the dying alone.
40:24The patients with family, with friends, they tend to do okay.
40:28You don't have cancer.
40:30You do have people who give a damn.
40:32So what do you do?
40:36You fake the cancer, then push the people who care away.
40:44Because they're boring.
40:47Let's go home to your hotel room and laugh at that irony.
40:53Start small, House.
40:55Take a chance.
40:57Maybe something that doesn't involve sticking stuff in your brain.
41:00Pizza with a friend.
41:03A movie.
41:05Something.
41:24Follow my finger?
41:27Do you know your name?
41:34The speech center that was on the right side.
41:37It'll be a while before he's talking.
41:40He hasn't really done anything except to stare off into the distance.
41:44It'll take some time to...
41:48No.
42:02You buttoned your shirt.
42:09He looks happy.
42:24To me.
42:26To me.
42:28Where do you want to be?
42:33To me.
42:35To me.
42:37Well I do.
42:42You seem like a soldier
42:48Whose last year's composure
42:53You're wounded and play a waiting game
43:00In no man's land no one's to blame
43:06See the world
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