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00:18It's cold.
00:24Oh, good. Thank you.
00:27There's a new girl at the ice cream store.
00:31She doesn't seem too fond of buttoning her top button.
00:34Let's go check her out.
01:01I have risen on my mission in the...
01:03I have risen on my mission in...
01:07Oh
01:58What are we supposed to be doing?
02:00It's almost four.
02:01You got somewhere to be?
02:03We know he likes to manipulate people.
02:05He's probably testing us.
02:07To find out what?
02:09How long we can look stupid for?
02:12You said he'd be here by three.
02:15He's obviously not coming.
02:18I'm going home.
02:19Nobody follow her.
02:20She pied Piper nine people right out of her job last week.
02:28Would you mind holding my metaphor for a second?
02:31New patients.
02:32It's a 37-year-old male who suffers from severe ascending muscle weakness.
02:36Why are you late?
02:37See who put up with it.
02:38So if we left, we would have been fired?
02:40I was going to fire whoever stuck around.
02:42It's just everyone stuck around.
02:4728% curvature of the spine has caused reduced lung capacity.
02:52It has reduced bone mineral density.
02:54The patient has spinal muscular atrophy.
02:56It's genetic, incurable.
02:58This is not a diagnostic mystery.
03:00You have just given state secrets to the enemy.
03:03What enemy?
03:04New patient, new rules.
03:06Today you're going to split yourselves into two teams.
03:08First to figure out what's threatening to deprive the patient of the 20 or so miserable years
03:12he's got left with SMA.
03:14It's to keep their jobs.
03:16Take off your numbers.
03:17You look stupid.
03:18I think I know who you are by now.
03:19Wait, how do you want us to split up?
03:21Good question.
03:23Overly excited former foster kid.
03:25There's 10 of you.
03:26I was thinking six against six.
03:27No, wait.
03:28How about women versus men?
03:30Excellent suggestion, fat twin.
03:32More interesting than evens versus odds.
03:35Less interesting than strips against skins.
03:37If your sex organs dangle, you're the Confederates.
03:40If your sex organs are aesthetically pleasing, you're the Yanks.
03:44Dr. House, I'd like to be on the men's team.
03:47Do your sex organs dangle?
03:49Cutthroat bitch.
03:50Not yet?
03:51You've never hired more than one female on your team before.
03:54If you're going to purge an entire gender, it isn't going to be the danglers.
03:58Sounds logical.
04:00If you don't think about it for more than three seconds.
04:02I just told you that if the danglers lose, they're out.
04:04So I can only assume you're hiding the real reason.
04:07You don't think the women will be aggressive enough, will be good enough at science,
04:10will be too emotional.
04:11Can I switch teams?
04:14The danglers are okay, I'm okay.
04:16We're not okay.
04:17I get it.
04:18You don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive.
04:21Manipulative.
04:22Cutthroat bitch is your official title.
04:24It's a game.
04:25You can either play for fun or play to win.
04:26If you want to win, you want cutthroat.
04:30No thank you.
04:32First thing we have to do is get inside his head.
04:34It's not psychological.
04:35I'm not talking about the patient.
04:37I'm talking about House.
04:38He's insane, but he's not irresponsible.
04:40He wouldn't be playing this game if he didn't already know the answer.
04:43First thing we do is gangbang the sucker.
04:44There's five of us.
04:46We can run dozens of tests.
04:47We don't need a theory.
04:49We just need brute force.
04:50What about the assist dog?
04:51Picks bacteria-infested things up with its bacteria-infested mouth,
04:55hands them over to the guy, and...
04:56It's not the dog.
04:57Wouldn't be fair.
04:58To who?
04:59Whom.
05:00The men.
05:01House knows I used to be a vet.
05:02If the dog's the answer, they'd be at a handicap.
05:05What about the dog?
05:06Assist dogs put everything in their mouth.
05:08Money, doorknobs.
05:09Great.
05:10That's not what I said.
05:11Why do you think a low sodium...
05:12I don't.
05:13A patient took a trip to Thailand two weeks ago.
05:15Hey, write bigger and angle the board more so they can see it.
05:18This is wrong.
05:19It's only wrong if they cheat off us, and if they cheat off us, they're wrong.
05:21They're not cheating.
05:22One of them is moving.
05:29Hey, stop playing with your sutures, or I'll have to redo them.
05:32Why do you guys keep a de-cell battery in a urine specimen cup?
05:35Because we pulled it from a patient's intestine.
05:38Why would somebody swallow a battery?
05:40Why do you assume it was swallowed?
05:42Bed 5 needs a bag of bringers lactate.
05:44Would have been worse if you used a 9-bolt.
05:47Who said it was a heat?
05:49False assumptions.
05:50You're good.
05:51You're trying to get me to think like him.
05:52And you're trying to kiss my ass.
05:54Why are you talking to me?
05:55Because house is turning patient care into a game.
05:58It's dangerous.
06:00The patient's going to suffer.
06:01Maybe die.
06:08Wow.
06:10You really need a shave.
06:13See what I did there?
06:15Whoa.
06:25Interesting.
06:28Need a crash cart in here!
06:40I didn't do it.
06:44When a person faints, it's because they're not getting enough blood to their brain.
06:47The act of falling corrects the problem.
06:49You faint again, strapped into that power chair where you can't fall.
06:53You might not wake up.
06:54Killed by an assistive device.
06:56At least my death would be ironic.
06:58I think when you went to Thailand, you picked up a threadworm called strongyloides.
07:02They usually go up through your feet.
07:03I didn't do a lot of walking on the beach.
07:05But I assume you did have someone lay you down in the sand.
07:08Bare back, bare legs.
07:10Increases exposure tenfold over bare feet.
07:14Two pills.
07:16You'll be all better.
07:19Can I have some water for those, please?
07:27Hey, take a number.
07:28I just didn't say anything about taking turns.
07:29What's your testing you for?
07:31Don't.
07:31They'll spend all day obsessing over my idea instead of coming up with one of their own.
07:35And hey, I might be wrong.
07:38Seriously.
07:38I'm worried that if we don't know what she's giving you, there could be conflicts.
07:41No, you're not.
07:42House told me he's keeping track of all that.
07:45Ten doctors.
07:45They should be getting ten cures.
07:47We need blood, hair, and stool.
07:50You poop, and then you use the wooden sticks to collect the fecal matter, and then you rub it on
07:54the green box.
07:55Hand it to my dog.
07:56Only one of those things I could do on my own in the last couple of days.
07:59I haven't been doing that.
08:00Ow.
08:01Is it all right with you if we, uh, carry you into the bathroom?
08:04If you want me there, that's the way you're gonna have to do it.
08:15Okay.
08:17Ready?
08:18Mm-hmm.
08:18One, two, three.
08:20Can I get a little head support, please?
08:41Why are you here?
08:43My offices are being used by my teams.
08:48Teams?
08:49Which means this is the only place where you can yell at me.
08:51You have teams?
08:53Two of them.
08:54I wanted to deal with the yelling today because I noticed what you were wearing, and I wouldn't have to
08:57listen to all that closely.
09:00You can't make a competition out of patient care.
09:02Without competition, we'd still be single-celled organisms.
09:06Can I go now?
09:07Not until after the yelling.
09:09What's wrong with him?
09:09I have seven of the finest minds on it, along with three very special.
09:13You wouldn't be doing this unless you already knew.
09:15Uh-uh.
09:15I tell you, you tell them.
09:16Game's over.
09:17If you know, you are obligated to treat...
09:19Well, then in that case, I don't know.
09:22Why would a guy voluntarily shove a metal object into an electrical socket?
09:29I'm getting closer and closer to knowing the answer.
09:32What would happen if I shut down this game?
09:35I'd fire them all, hire 40 new fellowship applicants, start the game all over again.
09:40You do know what's wrong with him, right?
09:42Well, he'd be pretty irresponsible if I didn't, wouldn't he?
09:50Antibiotics aren't working.
09:52Legionella could explain the lungs, the fever.
09:54If she had Legionella, she'd have low sodium.
09:57What can you tell me about her?
09:59She likes body surfing.
10:00Maybe picked up a virus swimming off Jones Beach.
10:02But she doesn't even have the energy to finish her crossword anymore.
10:05Her boyfriend said...
10:07That's it.
10:08What is?
10:09Blurry vision.
10:09How do you get blurry vision from not being...
10:11You don't stop a daily ritual that cures boredom because you're bored.
10:15She stopped doing her crossword puzzle because she's having a hard time reading it.
10:18What causes fever, boggy lungs, and blurry vision?
10:21Fungal.
10:22Aspergillus would explain the pneumonia which explains the fever.
10:26Start on amphotericin.
10:29Hey, guys.
10:30Great job.
10:40If you're going to try to take yourself out,
10:44I'd choose electricity.
10:45You eat a bullet or jump off a building.
10:48I love the team thing, by the way.
10:50Bury yourself alive in Cuddy's cleavage.
10:53Teamwork, collaboration, all for the greater good.
10:56It would have been a suicidal gesture as opposed to an actual attempt.
11:01Interestingly, the rain in Spain doesn't actually fall in the plane all that much.
11:07Puts their internal organs on a skillet just to get attention.
11:11Go ask him.
11:15I will be cheating.
11:20Got a diagnosis yet?
11:22Get out of here.
11:23Got a stool sample yet?
11:24How could you know?
11:25Oh, I talked to a nurse.
11:27Pretty brilliant, huh?
11:28I give you a move House will love straight from one of his former fellows, and you let me join
11:33your team.
11:33You're too late.
11:34We already have our diagnosis.
11:35He's lying because he wants you to go away.
11:39So do I.
11:40How do we know you're not a double agent?
11:41Find out what we're thinking, then go back to the women.
11:43Because I don't care what you're thinking.
11:45You want to know why I want to be on your team?
11:47Because you're idiots.
11:48If I can get the women out of the competition, I'm in.
11:51And so are two of you.
12:06So, what's the big move?
12:08It's called xenodiagnosis.
12:10We let these bugs bite you, and then we test their feces for parasites.
12:13Why can't you test my feces?
12:15Because you've been chugging milk and magnesia for the past hour.
12:17You've got a lot going in and nothing coming out.
12:20Testing the bug's feces is actually more accurate than testing yours.
12:23Smaller haystack, easier to find the needle.
12:30You okay?
12:31All right, get the bugs off.
12:36Get the bugs off him.
12:37Test isn't done.
12:38He's choking.
12:47Patchy infiltrates on the x-ray.
12:50Patient improved with chest PT and oxygen, consistent with aspiration.
12:54So now we have another symptom to explain.
12:56Why does his throat think his lungs are his stomach?
13:01And why are your throats closing up?
13:03Shouldn't we be in separate rooms?
13:05You think I'm going to run two differentials at this time of the morning?
13:08Grumpy, you're first.
13:09I'm not grumpy.
13:10Why would I call you that if you weren't?
13:13It's an unusual combination.
13:15Unusual equals exotic equals foreign.
13:17It has to be connected to a strip to Thailand.
13:19You practice medicine overseas?
13:21I was with Doctors Without Borders for eight years.
13:23Ta-da!
13:23It's in my file.
13:25David Blaine hides the six of hearts in a beer bottle.
13:28It's still impressive.
13:29You're like exotic.
13:30Why are you here?
13:31I want this job.
13:32Parents sick?
13:33No.
13:33I...
13:34I just...
13:35This is not the job you want.
13:36This is the job in the zip code you want.
13:38You engaged?
13:40Yes.
13:40Ta-da!
13:41Am I not allowed to grow up and change my priorities?
13:44You're allowed to.
13:45People usually don't.
13:47This is not a new symptom.
13:48Our patient has spinal muscular atrophy.
13:50He has documented trouble swallowing.
13:52The choking is not new.
13:53So if it's nothing new, what caused the old?
13:56Strangeloides' worms explain the fainting.
13:58We already treated...
13:59So he's all better.
14:00Woman who...
14:0213.
14:03Hasn't gotten any worse.
14:04It's a pretty passive approach for the daughter of an alcoholic.
14:07Wrong again.
14:08We could stress his system, put him on a tilt table.
14:11If he stays conscious, means we made the right diagnosis and we win.
14:14Then why haven't you?
14:18Six against four.
14:20One of the men's going to have to join the women's team.
14:24On the other hand, one of the men isn't an actual doctor, so I guess it's pretty fair.
14:30Men, you're in the penalty box.
14:33Uh, who's not the doctor?
14:34I'm glad you asked about that.
14:36The reason I'm penalizing you is time management.
14:39In diagnostics, you're always working against the clock.
14:42If the women came up with a theory and they treated the patient, you guys just sat around in a
14:46lab hoping a series of blind tests would give you a theory.
14:49You wasted the patient's time.
14:51Now I'm going to waste yours.
14:53Her gums are turning yellow.
14:55Whatever it is, it's in her liver now.
14:58Fungal fit perfectly.
14:59We were wrong.
15:02We're going to keep being wrong until we're right.
15:04Or until she dies.
15:06Yeah, that was very helpful.
15:08You need a team to tell me we're mortals.
15:13Look, I'm sorry.
15:14You're right.
15:15It doesn't hurt to be reminded that we're dealing with real stakes here.
15:20Liver failure is a bad thing, but it's also a clue.
15:23What does it tell us?
15:33I can't let you leave.
15:35I think you're still suicidal.
15:37I wasn't trying to offer myself.
15:39No, that's right.
15:40You were just trying to kill the wall.
15:43I checked this box.
15:45Your next roommates are going to be Jesus and Crazy McLooney Ben.
15:50That guy never had a chance.
15:52It's going to sound stupid.
15:54Suddenly you're shy.
15:56I pooped your pants in front of me.
15:58It's one of the nasty side effects of dying.
16:06Last Saturday, I got in a car crash.
16:09A drunk driver came over the line and hit me head on.
16:13It was like slow motion.
16:16I saw these headlights.
16:20Then...
16:21I saw...
16:26Paramedics said I was technically dead for 97 seconds.
16:34It was the best 97 seconds of my life.
16:46Okay, here's what happened.
16:48Your oxygen-deprived brain was shutting down.
16:52A flood of endorphins and serotonin was released.
16:55It's what gave you the visions.
16:56No.
16:58Believe me, it wasn't chemicals.
17:01I've done every hallucinogenic there is.
17:04This was way bigger than that.
17:10There's something out there.
17:14Something more.
17:18Hey, can I have my knife back?
17:21Nope.
17:25Who the hell isn't a doctor?
17:27How soon we can't talk.
17:28He meant we can't talk about the case.
17:30How soon's just jerking us around.
17:32That's what he does.
17:33You're not curious.
17:34Only one reason you wouldn't be curious.
17:36We should talk about the case.
17:39He's punishing us for wasting time.
17:41Maybe we shouldn't be wasting this time.
17:42Close that door.
17:43You're going to get us all fired.
17:44We need to find a link between fainting and trouble swallowing.
17:48We need to know if it's dysphagia or full-blown achalasia.
17:52Paraganglioma.
17:53How would a neoplastic growth in his abdomen explain?
17:56Not his abdomen, in his neck.
17:57A carotid body tumor causes trouble swallowing.
17:59Food presses against the vagus nerve and causes the fainting.
18:03So if this guy has cancer, we get to keep our jobs.
18:05If he's healthy, we're fired.
18:07We need a CT to prove it.
18:08We need the women not to figure it out while we're sitting here.
18:10And does House's computer have a built-in microphone?
18:40There is a potential toxicity in experimental treatment.
18:44I was never here.
18:50Blood pressure is remaining stable through 60 degrees.
18:53No pauses on a ZKG.
18:55No nausea.
18:56No treatment worked.
18:57I need our patient.
18:58I think it'd be cured, Amber.
19:00It's over.
19:02You obviously haven't stressed the system hard enough.
19:06You crank it up high enough, anyone will pass out.
19:08This is incredible.
19:11This is the most I've moved in 20 years.
19:16The tilt table tests show that the patient's EKG VP impulse remain normal despite considerable
19:21stuff.
19:21Who are you, 13?
19:22My name's in the file.
19:24The fact that you want to answer my questions tells me more about you than answers could.
19:27No, it doesn't.
19:28We turn the thing up to 95 degrees.
19:30You think that non-answers tell me anything?
19:32Sure, just not as much as actual answers.
19:34That's why they're called answers.
19:35Tell me you're hiding something.
19:36Tells you I'm hiding everything.
19:38Tells me you've got something worth hiding.
19:39It was a Turkish prison, gay porn.
19:42You killed a man just because he was asking too many questions.
19:44Can I finish reporting on the patient?
19:45No need.
19:46See you in an hour or so.
19:48Set some stuff up.
19:54Thank you all for coming to Tribal Council.
20:00A man of your integrity I feel I can trust.
20:03Big love.
20:04I don't call you that because you're a Mormon.
20:07Where's your team's sixth man?
20:09She went rogue.
20:10Broke the rules.
20:11You also sinned.
20:12You have no right to cast the first stone.
20:14And atheists have no right to quote scripture.
20:16The rules said no talking.
20:17I told them not to talk.
20:18Out loud.
20:19We were trying to save a man's life.
20:21Key word being trying.
20:23Tilt table test confirmed that you guys were wrong.
20:27You're fired.
20:30The prodigal son returneth.
20:32You're also fired.
20:34We thought there was a tumor on the patient's esophagus.
20:37We were right about the area, wrong about the diagnosis.
20:39Turns out the esophagus is just straightening.
20:41It's scleroderma.
20:42Explains the syncope and the choking.
20:44He needs steroids.
20:45You did a CT scan?
20:46Obviously.
20:47After you were already proven wrong?
20:48For you.
20:51It's too bad you're wrong.
20:53Straightening indicates weakening, not hardening.
20:55SMA explains the weakening.
20:58Strangeloides infection explains everything else.
21:01You ladies have the honor to give the patient a feeding tube,
21:04discharge him, show up for work tomorrow.
21:06The rest of you, you're a disappointment.
21:11You make me want to stop dangling.
21:21It was the best two weeks of my life.
21:24I think I will miss you most of all.
21:27Ridiculously old fraud.
21:38Do you think House could be wrong?
21:39I thought he fired you.
21:41No, he fired the man.
21:48I don't think he's wrong.
21:49If he is, how would I prove it?
21:51I just said I don't think he is.
21:52Thinking isn't good enough.
21:55You have to run a blood test for anti-centremere antibodies.
21:58Would you mind running the labs?
22:00You can't.
22:01Well, I can, but...
22:02No, I was making a statement.
22:04You've been fired, so you no longer have lab privileges.
22:07You weren't coming here for advice.
22:08You're coming here to con a favor to save your job.
22:11Sorry.
22:11I'm not working for him anymore,
22:13but he can still make my life miserable.
22:17You have a chance to make his life miserable.
22:23I'm insulted.
22:25You conned Cameron by appealing to her humanity.
22:28I told her what you wanted to hear.
22:29And you told me what you thought I wanted to hear.
22:31If it's any consolation,
22:32I think your motives are more interesting.
22:36I cannot believe he fired you.
22:39Go draw his blood.
22:41Meet you in the lab when I'm done here.
22:50Guess you didn't find your tumor?
22:52The other doctors tell you that you were fine?
22:54Yeah.
22:56In a sense, it's just my disease getting worse.
23:01You come to terms with this disease?
23:05You know it's there.
23:07You know it's waiting.
23:09And every now and again,
23:11take something away.
23:15It took my walking.
23:17It took my modesty.
23:20Now it's taking one of my last pleasures.
23:23There's an outside shot.
23:25That's something other than the SMAs
23:27causing your eating problems.
23:28And if it is,
23:29you can fix it and remove that tube.
23:39It's not my blood.
23:41It's green.
23:43What does that mean?
23:50It means I'm not fired.
23:52Is he a Vulcan?
23:55If no,
23:56what makes Nimoy bleed green?
23:58Are we officially on fire?
23:59How do we know she didn't fake the green blood?
24:01Because that would be stupid.
24:03Well, she may be manipulative.
24:05Borderline evil.
24:06Shallow.
24:07They get it.
24:07I'm not stupid.
24:09What contrast did you use for the CT?
24:11ICM.
24:11His kidneys aren't working.
24:12They didn't filter the contrast,
24:14which in ICM is green.
24:17Ten points.
24:19Okay, let's add kidney failure
24:20to our list of symptoms.
24:21What are these points?
24:22Is that how you're deciding who to fire?
24:24I'm going to fire the next person
24:25who asked me who I'm going to fire.
24:26Now we're on the point system?
24:28What happened to men against women?
24:29Forget the game.
24:30Forget the game.
24:31I mean, forget the damn game.
24:33Guys' kidneys are failing.
24:34We need to diagnose exactly...
24:35I thought we were diagnosing.
24:37You were diagnosing.
24:38No, I am too.
24:39I thought that 13 was right
24:40about the strongyloides.
24:42I was obviously wrong.
24:45Okay, kidney failure, aspiration, fainting.
24:47Go.
24:48Kidney failure could be the result
24:49of a gram-negative bacteria.
24:51Our patient wears a catheter full-time.
24:52It virtually guarantees bacterial infection.
24:55Which could have migrated up to his kidneys.
24:57Infection stresses his already weakened system
24:59makes his SMA worse.
25:01That explains the choking and fainting.
25:03Put him on an IV ampujet.
25:04Our team's scleroderma diagnosis still holds.
25:07The test could have been negative
25:07because the blood was painted with contrast.
25:09Do a skin biopsy.
25:11Get a side of lymph node to confirm.
25:19I could have you fired.
25:22You already had me fired.
25:24This proves that I can.
25:25Were the men wrong?
25:26No.
25:27That doesn't change the fact...
25:28Why are you yelling at me?
25:29Because performing tests for someone
25:31who is not a doctor in this hospital...
25:32You're frustrated.
25:33You want help?
25:34I'm here.
25:34If you just need to vent,
25:36leave a message.
25:40I like him better like this.
25:42You?
25:45Patient developed pneumonia.
25:47His lungs are filling fast.
25:48We started him on antibiotics.
25:49Nothing.
25:50We were wrong.
25:51And you're here to say...
25:52We were wrong, too.
25:53He doesn't have scleroderma.
25:54Biopsy revealed no fibrotic changes.
25:56Cervical lymph node has black flex.
25:58Small areas of necrosis.
26:00It's nothing.
26:00You say nothing, I say cancer.
26:03It's a bit of a stretch to jump right to cancer.
26:05I'm not jumping.
26:06Broad specs haven't worked, so it's not bacterial.
26:08Failing liver, despite treatment, suggests it's not fungal.
26:10And her high lactic acidosis points towards anaplastic large-cell lymphoma.
26:14Also suggests infection, which is a lot easier and safer to treat.
26:18Large-cell lymphoma is incredibly aggressive.
26:20She'll be dead in a week if we follow the textbooks.
26:22Unless it's infection, in which case you radiate her and she'll be dead in a day.
26:26And I know you have some experience with that.
26:30I've seen doctors do this before.
26:32Go back to the scene of the crime.
26:33If you're right this time, you purge yourself with past ghosts.
26:36I know it's contrary to protocol.
26:38But I think it's more like...
26:39Ghosts are there for a reason.
26:42So you don't make the same mistake twice.
26:45Switch over at their generation, Cephasporin.
26:53You want to remove his eye?
26:56Who told you?
26:57You booked the O.R.
26:59Good.
27:01Can't beat me in a foot race.
27:03I thought we were dancing.
27:07Cervical lymph node is a garbage dump.
27:09A very small one.
27:10Just one truck comes in.
27:11It only comes from one home.
27:13Al Gore would be appalled.
27:14The home...
27:14The home is the right eye.
27:16I get it.
27:17Do a biopsy.
27:19On my way.
27:20You're not doing a biopsy.
27:22You ordered an orbital exoneration.
27:24Right.
27:24Because then I want to remove a little tiny piece,
27:26sit in the lab, and confirm what I already know
27:28while my patient drowns in his own fluid.
27:30But if you want me to.
27:31I absolutely will.
27:33How advanced is the pneumonia?
27:34He's taking college courses.
27:37Hey, Wilson!
27:38I'm going to cut some cripple's eye out.
27:40You want to come watch?
27:43Good times.
27:45We good to go?
27:56I thought melanoma was skin cancer.
28:00Technically, it's cancer of the pigment cells,
28:03the same cells that give your iris its color.
28:06Cancer.
28:08Why not?
28:09What else can God throw at me?
28:11Hail.
28:12Locusts.
28:13Smiting in the firstborn.
28:15First of all, it depends on how evil you've been.
28:17House.
28:18If it's cancer, it's spread everywhere, right?
28:22So it's in my lungs?
28:24My kidneys?
28:25There is a chance by removing the eye, get the primary tumor, and three courses of radiation.
28:31That could, could, what?
28:34A few months?
28:35Years?
28:37More likely months.
28:39Any of your other doctors have any cheerier diagnoses?
28:43They do.
28:44They're wrong.
28:44This is the answer.
28:45It's the only way to help you.
28:47I already can't walk.
28:49I can't eat.
28:53You're telling me that the rest of my life is in this bed, puking in pain?
29:00We can manage the pain.
29:02I'd rather just get this over with.
29:06I've been trapped in this useless body long enough.
29:13It'd be nice to finally get out.
29:18Get out and go where?
29:20You think you're going to sprout wings and start flying around with the other angels?
29:23Don't be an idiot.
29:24There is no after.
29:25There's just this.
29:26House.
29:38You can't let a dying man take solace in his beliefs.
29:42His beliefs are stupid.
29:43Everybody lies.
29:44Some for good reasons, some for bad.
29:46This would have been a fantastic reason to lie.
29:48Hi.
29:48Greg House.
29:49Why can't you just let him have his fairy tale?
29:53If it gives him comfort to imagine beaches and loved ones and life outside a wheelchair.
29:57There's 72 virgins, too.
29:59It's over.
30:00He's got days, maybe hours, left.
30:02What pain does it cause you if he spends that time with a peaceful smile?
30:05What sick pleasure do you get in making damn sure he's filled with fear and dread?
30:09You shouldn't be making a decision based on a lie.
30:12Misery is better than nothing.
30:13You don't know there's nothing.
30:15You haven't been there.
30:16Oh, God, I am tired of that argument.
30:18I don't have to go to Detroit to know that it smells.
30:21Yes, Detroit, the afterlife.
30:23Same thing.
30:29Hi.
30:29Tribal warm and shivering.
30:36Rick warning.
30:38Spend out on new terrain.
30:49Unsure, unconvincing
30:55This faint and shaky hour
31:04Day one, day one
31:08Start over again
31:12Step one, step one
31:17I'm barely making sense
31:21For now I'm faking it
31:26Till I'm pseudo-making it
31:30From scratch begin, again
31:34But this time I, is I
31:39Not as sweet
32:00You're not getting enough oxygen, so we're inserting a tube directly into your lungs. It should help us drain some
32:05of this excess fluid. It should make you a little more comfortable.
32:14Sats are still dropping
32:17So it's clear. If this was cancer, there should be blood. Call House. He just paged me.
32:33Dr. House!
32:46Maybe it was just an accident. It wasn't an accident.
32:51You think his nihilism got the best of him? He tried to kill himself?
32:55He paged me. He paged you?
32:56Why you? I assume because he...
32:59Don't assume anything. Don't fall into that trap.
33:03Is he okay?
33:05Burned his hand pretty good. His heart stopped for nearly a minute. Your cohort managed to restart it. But he
33:13has not regained consciousness.
33:18So, since I have you all here, we should probably talk about your actual patient. Clear fluid from the lungs
33:24indicates that it's probably not cancer, so it would be nice if we could come up with a new idea.
33:39You're an idiot. You nearly killed yourself.
33:42That was the whole idea.
33:43You wanted to kill yourself?
33:44I wanted to nearly kill myself. Is he better?
33:48No, but he doesn't have cancer. We think it might be eosinophilic pneumonia. Maybe you didn't want to die, but
33:54you didn't care if you lived.
33:55You insisted that I needed to see for myself. Was he discharged?
34:01No, he's dying. You've already had two near-death experiences.
34:05Not that guy, the guy in the car accident. With the knife. I need to talk to him.
34:14He died almost an hour ago.
34:18Apparently, it's bad to electrocute yourself within days of suffering massive internal injuries.
34:24Why did you need to talk to him?
34:27Did you see something?
34:30The eosinophilic pneumonia.
34:32House?
34:33What did you see?
34:34Nothing.
34:35Whose idea was that?
34:37Brennan.
34:38Nothing you don't want to talk about it or nothing...
34:41Which one's Brennan?
34:42Is he the ridiculously old guy?
34:45House, you gotta talk about this.
34:46If it's aggressive enough, I might have gotten past the steroids.
34:51Starting him on cyclophosphamide.
34:53I already did.
34:54Just looking at you hurts.
34:57I'm gonna order up some extra pain meds.
35:00I love you.
35:07How fast will this work?
35:10New meds should start helping in minutes, okay? Hang in there.
35:13Accutainer's full. I need to replace it.
35:15I don't... I don't think it... it's working.
35:21Try and relax.
35:24You must... you must be wrong... wrong.
35:27Stop talking.
35:28Hurry up and get the chested working.
35:31Okay, I got it.
35:33Can... you get... over.
35:56I can't... can you... put my... hand... on his head?
36:11It's okay.
36:12Don't worry.
36:16Don't worry.
36:17I'm not scared.
36:32Oh, God.
36:48I'm not scared.
36:48Time of death.
36:59You're looking better.
37:03Stark's dead.
37:10What are you doing?
37:12I'm going to see our patient.
37:14He's dead.
37:16Dead is not a diagnosis.
37:18You really shouldn't be.
37:19Shut up. Give me my cane.
37:23I assume we're all fired.
37:25Should I fire myself, too?
37:27I thought it was strongyloides,
37:29and I thought it was cancer.
37:31A little help here.
37:32Ready? One, two...
37:39Why'd you call me?
37:42If I pooped myself in front of Wilson,
37:44I'd never hear the end of it.
37:45But why not one of the others?
37:47You always had that phone in your hand.
37:48We all have cell phones. That's not the reason. What is?
37:51If I died, you'd never get the job.
37:53And we wouldn't let that happen.
37:55You don't think anybody else has any reason to care?
37:58I think this is starting to come back to me.
38:00Just right, left, then repeat.
38:03Yeah, that works.
38:08What did we miss?
38:09If we knew, he wouldn't be dead.
38:11That's it? Are you just going to give up?
38:13No. We were defeated.
38:15It's over.
38:17The patient presented with syncope.
38:19We thought it was threadworms.
38:20Gave him ivermectin.
38:24The patient seemed better
38:26until his blood turned green.
38:28Can we at least remove the body
38:29before launching into a purely academic exercise?
38:32The patient didn't respond to antibiotics or steroids.
38:35You okay, boy?
38:36What's wrong with the dog?
38:47He's dead.
38:48There are only a handful of viruses
38:50that can cross between dogs and humans,
38:53but they may not be connected at all.
38:55The dog was old.
38:56I've seen it before.
38:57They hang on way past their normal life expectancy
38:59to take care of their masters.
39:00Did you watch him take the pills?
39:05The ivermectin.
39:06Did you watch the patient put them in his mouth
39:08and swallow them?
39:08I don't know.
39:10I think so.
39:11What kind of dog is that?
39:12English Shepherd.
39:13That's in the Collie family, right?
39:14Not really.
39:15They share the MDR1 gene.
39:17Yeah.
39:18What happens when you give a dog
39:19with the MDR1 gene ivermectin?
39:22They don't.
39:23I mean, it's used to treat heartworms in most dogs,
39:25but it'd be fatal if...
39:35Look familiar?
39:38I think the last time you saw it,
39:39I didn't have that dead dog's teeth marks on it.
39:42I just put it on the bed tray to get him some water.
39:44When I asked you
39:45if you watched the patient swallow the pills,
39:47the right answer was no.
39:52Take your body down at the morgue.
40:07If you hadn't treated this patient as a game,
40:09he wouldn't be dead.
40:11Feeling much better, thank you.
40:13I'm supposed to show you sympathy.
40:16He died while his attending was lying on a hospital bed
40:20because he stuck a knife in a wall socket.
40:22He died because the doctor made a mistake.
40:25If you're an idiot.
40:27You employed her.
40:29You're responsible.
40:43Dr. Foreman.
40:47How's she doing?
40:50Fever's gone.
40:51AST and ALT are back within normal range.
40:54She should be out of here in a few days.
40:57God's your call.
40:58Thanks.
40:59It wasn't a compliment.
41:02If you were wrong, she'd be dead.
41:03I was sure.
41:04No, you weren't.
41:05You couldn't be.
41:06There's a reason we have rules.
41:08If every doctor did whatever his gut told him was right,
41:10we'd have a lot more dead bodies to deal with.
41:13It won't happen again.
41:15Yes, it will.
41:17Because you confused saving her life
41:18with doing the right thing.
41:22I'm sorry, Dr. Foreman.
41:23You're fired.
41:35I'm sorry.
41:45As soon as the pathologist got into the lungs,
41:47we saw the threadworms.
41:52You think it's fair that I fired all the other members
41:55of your team when you guys actually came up
41:57with the right diagnosis?
42:00I keep replaying it in my mind.
42:03Did I drop the pills when I put them on the bed tray?
42:06Did I knock them over when I turned to leave?
42:11You know he'd be alive.
42:15His dog would be alive.
42:17I know.
42:19You forced us to act on a false assumption.
42:22I know.
42:22Everything we built from that step on.
42:26Every test, every theory, every treatment.
42:28I know.
42:29Forget the lecture and fire me already.
42:33If I was going to fire you,
42:35I wouldn't be giving you the lecture.
42:40I know you're not going to let anything like this
42:42ever happen again.
42:49I'll see you tomorrow.
43:02I'm sorry to say.
43:05I told you so.
43:06You're welcome.
43:07You're welcome.
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