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Lucky Luke S01E02 (2026)
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00:04Evil has struck our peaceful little town of Albuquerque.
00:09Charlie Willow, a devout school teacher and a pillar of our community,
00:14has been kidnapped under terrible circumstances.
00:19Who did this? Why did they do this? How did they do this?
00:23I promise every one of these questions will be answered.
00:26You can count on me, fellow citizens, as Governor of New Mexico.
00:31I am at your service, as always, and at the service of justice.
00:37Signed, Elizabeth Z.
00:40Elizabeth with a Z, and Z with a Z.
00:43As always, I remain...
00:45Oh, okay. You're not finished.
00:47...the protector of the tired and oppressed of this nation.
00:51Okay. Send it to the Bordel and Herald. Front page only.
00:57I said to be discreet and meticulous.
01:00She fought back.
01:02So what? You better fix this, Lieutenant.
01:04Or else this whole thing will blow up in our face in a very non-meticulous way.
01:15Our project's final date is in 13 days.
01:18Before then, it is crucial that you and your men capture and question the school teacher.
01:22I need to know what she knows. Who she's working with.
01:27Speaking of which, have you identified the third person living here?
01:31The third?
01:46Her name is Louise.
01:49Based on her books, she can't be older than 18.
01:51Your target list just got longer, Lieutenant.
01:54So throw that adobe in a mass grave and start your search.
01:59Okay, I got it all.
02:02Uh, so for adobe, should I put that in quotes?
02:06Given the fact that it's a bit racist and we're not talking about pottery.
02:10Are you still taking notes? That's not for the paper.
02:12What we're doing is illegal.
02:13Oh.
02:16Okay, so where should I stop?
02:56What?
02:57Can a guy change his mind?
03:08Can a guy change his mind?
03:09Haven't spotted her horse.
03:12Hope she didn't skip out of town.
03:13What?
03:21Guess not.
03:35What happened with her?
03:36Her?
03:38She's dangerous.
03:39To herself and the people around her.
03:41Did she try to run away?
03:42Yeah, four times.
03:44But she's no good at it.
03:46This time she hit in the middle of a herd of cows.
03:49She was even mooing.
03:50She was almost trampled to death.
03:52So I had no choice.
03:54I had to cover.
03:57She's uncontrollable.
03:59Another hour with her and I was a goner.
04:02And I survived two Mexican revolutions, I'll have you know.
04:07Go rest, my friend.
04:09I'll get her under control.
04:10Hey.
04:11No one controls me.
04:14No one.
04:17Okay.
04:23You're real lucky I'm tied up.
04:26Or else I'd knock your teeth out.
04:28Knock your legs out.
04:30Knock your horse out.
04:31You don't know who you're messing with.
04:33You don't know where I'm from.
04:34Albuquerque.
04:36I don't mean literally.
04:44Sure you don't want me to untie you?
04:46I don't want your help.
04:47That's not what you said yesterday.
04:48Carol, I changed my mind.
04:49You think I'm going to sit here waiting for your help all day?
04:52I don't need you.
04:53You don't know the Wild West.
04:54The Wild West doesn't know me, okay?
05:05Still good?
05:06You staying tied up?
05:07I'm not hungry.
05:08Plus there are no veggies.
05:09Wrong.
05:10It's got red beans.
05:10Yeah, but it's a legume.
05:11It grows in the dirt, right?
05:12It's a vegetable.
05:25So, let's get back to your case.
05:28Tell me about Charlie.
05:35How'd you know my mom's name was Charlie?
05:40You said so.
05:40But I didn't.
05:41You did?
05:42Yeah, you did.
05:43Yesterday you said,
05:44we have to go save my mom whose name is Charlie.
05:46That so doesn't sound like me.
05:48Whatever.
05:49Back to the case.
05:50You said your dad wasn't around.
05:51So I guess there's no...
05:52No.
05:54No childhood sweetheart.
05:55No companion.
05:56No banjo player.
05:57What does that have to do with anything?
05:59She could have gone to them for help.
06:01No.
06:02The only man in our lives was Tukum.
06:05Is she a native?
06:05Yeah.
06:07But that's not his real name.
06:08I nicknamed him Tukum because I Tukum as my grandpa.
06:12But his real name is Broken Wing.
06:21I waited for my mom all night.
06:29I waited for her.
06:29I waited for her.
06:29In the early morning,
06:30I noticed an opening behind the shelf.
06:56And I found this.
06:57Behind the bookcase.
07:00You found Charlie's gun in that bag?
07:02How'd you know?
07:04That's the kind of bag you keep to run away.
07:05Run away from what?
07:06She's a teacher.
07:07What else is in it?
07:11Some bullets.
07:12A bunch of matches.
07:14A knife.
07:15I mean, it's still a ladies travel bag,
07:17so I'll spare you the perfume.
07:19Lipstick.
07:20Headscarf.
07:22But the most surprising thing in here
07:26is a sheriff's star.
07:33I found that in front of the house the other day.
07:36What's weird is those birds don't live here.
07:39Cora Gypsatratus.
07:43The black vultures.
07:44Okay.
07:45And how do you know all that?
07:46Charlie overprotected me.
07:48My only friends were my books.
07:50Well, you ought to thank her.
07:52Because now we have a lead.
07:54We're going to Mafia Town.
08:28All I have to find out.
08:28That's the alleged combineser ever anyways
08:28that looks like this dog TB,
08:29He's like,
08:29Yeah!
08:31You know I can't kill her.
08:34You know what I canocl.
08:42I'll be���ing he's Twinmam.
08:43You will biphim.
08:51the feather you found belongs to a fence who lives here scavenger Mary yeah she's just like
08:57a vulture with feathers in her top hat but Tukum do you think she no she's not a killer but
09:04she
09:04might have seen who did it hang on missy so listen we're gonna question her but we'll do it my
09:11way
09:11calmly discreetly and by staying out of trouble my hands not fully healed okay
09:31foreclosure notice Doug dogs and ink what is this notice that the bank now owns her store what it
09:38means is that the scavengers in jail for fencing no living in debt we have to talk to her hey
09:45it's a hundred dollars to see her that's the price of a horse those are the sheriff's orders that's
09:50robbery I'd be careful girl cuz insulting a sheriff's deputy is 200 don't mind her we'll go see the
09:56sheriff you'll find him in the saloon ask for Doug dogson the banker the banker the sheriff and the
10:03saloon manager okay thank you hey come on hang on you're gonna let him boss us around I don't want
10:17things to go sideways given the symbol on his neck what is it a tattoo a scar he was branded
10:22with an
10:22iron just like cattle well then look no further but I'm warning you if you're from the health
10:40department everything here is spotless perfectly legal sheriff approved I bet it is given the number
10:49of deputies who help you enforce the law that's a nice collection ah those those are my pride and joy
11:02some people display their diplomas I show my foreclosures mr. dogson's a humanitarian an educated
11:08investor oh and let's not forget to mention his good looks are they as good as his whiskey five
11:14dollars a shot it's for too many right you know what do you think oh well you know better than
11:21me
11:23exactly well then a round of ten dollar shots for everyone
11:29paid for me yes with pleasure sir of course
11:43here's to Doug dogs
11:44you know before he got here this town was financially ruined because of all the bank properties
11:53in total we lost two hundred thirteen thousand dollars aha let me guess dogson shows up with
11:58two hundred and thirteen thousand and opens up a new bank hey how did you know that hey blabber
12:03stop your chatter you're disturbing the customers
12:15don't worry about it it's such an honor to be strangled by a man who's so successful
12:19i think you got your point and i think he's willing to pay me good money to keep on going
12:24isn't that right
12:36for that much you can swallow his tongue
12:39for that much let go of him it's gonna take more than that to stop the long arm of the
12:43law
12:45like for instance your shiny colts that you're just itching to use
13:10you know both your belts are pretty nice too
13:22you have to go see the mayor if anyone can restore authority in this town he can
13:28hey louise you listening
13:30yeah the mayor town authority and all that
13:32okay let's go
13:33no i think i'm gonna stay here
13:35because because well if we leave the horses alone
13:40given what's going on i bet they'll get impounded
13:45okay
13:45hmm
13:46you stay put
13:47yep promise i'll just be here if i'm wanted
13:49i mean needed
13:50why wanted
13:51because wanted can mean so many different things to all sorts of people
14:09mr mayor
14:10you're the only one who can unite the citizens
14:13yeah i know
14:13help them defend themselves against dogson and his swindling methods
14:18it's all legal
14:19that's the catch
14:21they were broke
14:22the only bank in town dishing out loans charging sky-high interest rates
14:25as a result
14:26he made all the indebted vendors go bankrupt
14:28he bought their stores for a dollar
14:30so he owns everything and controls the prices
14:32and those who don't pay go to jail
14:34but if he hadn't robbed the bank no one would be broke
14:36yes i know
14:37but we've never been able to prove it
14:38and since the current sheriff won't investigate himself
14:42you're right this won't be simple
14:44but now mr mayor
14:45we better get going
14:46my thoughts exactly
14:49hang on you're not leaving are you
14:50of course not
14:51heaven forbid
15:20don't you tell me
15:22that's right
15:24surprise
15:25well i don't know what's keeping me from
15:27from putting a hole in
15:29you got a 38 behind your head
15:32and another one in your back
15:38your turn
15:40who are you
15:46billy the kid
15:48luke
15:49oh dang it
15:50i was fooled by the bottle trick again
15:52what are you doing here
15:54nothing bad
15:54nothing bad
15:55you almost killed my
15:56fellow partner
15:57trainee
15:57four
16:01sink and where isee
16:01she's my wife
16:03ee
16:03table
16:04and i Même
16:22there, love you
16:22dont want to help me
16:23along the way
16:23realizes that we're here
16:27He got really drunk to celebrate, and I took off with a source.
16:30That seems normal.
16:31Oh, it's fine that this happens all the time here.
16:33What are you talking about?
16:33You're saying this doesn't happen here?
16:34You don't.
16:35You're right, kind of.
16:37But that's not even the problem.
16:38The problem is he's the worst desperado in history.
16:40No need to worry about that, Luke.
16:42I'm not the worst.
16:43And not a desperado, either.
16:46I was a child star, but now...
16:48I'm nothing.
16:50What happened to you?
16:52You're pretty man.
16:54It messed me up good.
16:56The acne, the groin pains, and zero muscle mass.
16:59I sounded like a bullfrog.
17:01No one recognized me anymore.
17:04I was no longer the kid.
17:06Just Billy.
17:08So just now, when you said my full name,
17:11I almost cried.
17:14I've been doubting myself lately.
17:17I have asthma and a bunch of other weird stuff.
17:20I was released for good behavior.
17:22I fell in love.
17:25And then I filed a complaint.
17:28For the horse.
17:30I filed a complaint.
17:43It's time.
17:44First Dawgson, then scavenger Mary.
17:46You two stay here.
17:49Luke?
17:51Luke, where are you going?
17:53I'm gonna run for mayor.
17:55We'll need everybody to beat him.
17:56That's how we'll get Mary out of jail.
17:59Why don't we just shoot them all?
18:00Hey, my mom's in danger.
18:02Do you want to save her or not?
18:04Do you?
18:05Do you want to save her?
18:06When you provoke people?
18:07When you steal things?
18:08When you act before thinking?
18:10The truth is, you're not trying to save her.
18:12You're pretending to be a cowboy.
18:14So let me do what I have to do.
18:16And you, you listen to me.
18:18You'll find a way to get rid of him.
18:23Citizens, today is a great day for our beautiful democracy to fully and freely express itself.
18:29Let us rejoice in this wonderful opportunity you've been given to anonymously cast your vote for me.
18:37However, should anyone wish to initiate a debate, they may come forward and join me on stage.
18:48I'd like to initiate a debate.
18:55And I think I'll initiate it from right here.
18:57Go ahead.
19:03Citizens of...
19:03Speak up, sir.
19:04We can't hear you.
19:05Well, please, continue.
19:09Citizens of...
19:09Thanks, citizenesses.
19:10Of ma...
19:11That's right, of Mafia Town.
19:12Exactly.
19:13Go on.
19:25Billy?
19:28I wanted to tell you that I...
19:30Well, I love you too.
19:31No, that's not it.
19:33I wanted to say I'm sorry for running off like that.
19:35Oh.
19:37Did you find my note?
19:43Sorry about the horse.
19:45This is the worst goodbye I've ever written.
19:49Thing is, I'm looking for my mom.
19:51She was kidnapped.
19:53I don't even know if she's still alive.
19:57Every second that goes by, she's a step farther from me.
20:00Waiting around makes me want to scream.
20:05And so I took your horse.
20:09And what does that look like?
20:11A mom?
20:14Because I didn't really get to know mine.
20:17I don't know other moms.
20:18I only know mine.
20:20And mine is...
20:37Billy, want to go stick up someone with me?
20:45That's a bunch of nonsense.
20:47I'd like to point out that my opponent's speaking time has almost run out.
20:51Ladies and gentlemen, I only have one thing to...
21:00One thing to say...
21:01Which is...
21:05In the face of such eloquence...
21:10Let's vote!
21:11No, you can't vote yet.
21:12Step right up and cast your vote for Doug Doxon.
21:15That's right.
21:16Keep voting.
21:17Very good.
21:18It's democracy in motion.
21:33How's your asthma attack?
21:34Is it finished?
21:35Yeah, but I wanted to rob someone.
21:36Not free the competition.
21:38Okay, let's go on three.
21:39One, two...
21:40Wait, hang on a second.
21:42On three?
21:43Or on thirteen?
21:45Thirteen's not bad.
21:46It gives us time to...
21:46What are you doing?
21:47I told you to stay there and get rid of them.
21:49Get rid of who?
21:50Let me do that.
21:51What about you?
21:51Weren't you supposed to win the elections?
21:52So?
21:53So?
21:54Change of plans.
21:55How many are there inside?
21:58Hmm.
22:01Both.
22:04One, two, three, four, four.
22:08One, two, three, four.
22:15One, two, three, four.
22:55Wow, he loved you looked there.
23:04Lucky Lou, you're freeing us?
23:09I'm Erin, the others are in the back, you take care of her.
23:22We figured if we knocked her out she'd be easier to carry.
23:24Oh you mean as opposed to when she's awake and walking, hmm?
23:28Hey, it's my first jailbreak, and Calamity Jane always knocks out the people she kidnaps.
23:32Well maybe she doesn't need to make them talk.
23:41Yeah, she's dead.
23:42No look, she's breathing.
23:43You can be dead and be breathing.
23:44Sure.
23:45Okay, and the prisoners?
23:47What about them?
23:47They locked themselves in their cell, they're too scared of Dawgson.
23:51Okay, so even free they're not free.
23:54We have to stop Dawgson.
23:55What about my mom?
23:56The point is to save my mom.
23:58Okay, so what do you want to do?
23:59Do you want to knock her out again to wake her up?
24:01Hmm.
24:02Okay, Billy.
24:06What?
24:08We're gonna need your help.
24:09Yes!
24:13I'm sorry.
24:26Money.
24:27Bags.
24:28Two minutes.
24:30Nice.
24:32Direct.
24:32Not too many words so he can't recognize you, Luke.
24:35Lucky Luke?
24:37Never heard of him.
24:37Have you become a desperado?
24:39No.
24:39But you're becoming annoying.
24:41Everybody stay home.
24:42I'll get the money.
24:43That was a good bank robber line.
24:48233, 234, 235 out of 235 votes.
24:52Doug Dawgson wins by an absolute, absolute majority.
24:54Yay!
24:56Thank you very much.
24:58I would like to applaud my opponent for his vain attempt to...
25:04Where did that little weasel go?
25:08Find him.
25:17Perfect.
25:18Now, keep it loose in the hips.
25:21One.
25:22Two.
25:24Three.
25:25Four.
25:28Would you kindly turn around, Luke?
25:31Real slow.
25:33Three.
25:35Four.
25:38Two.
25:42We're all looking for that.
25:44Two.
25:45One.
25:48Um...
25:49Two.
25:53Three.
25:54Two.
25:56Four.
25:57Three.
25:58Two.
25:58Three.
26:01Two.
26:01Two.
26:05You're fast, Luke.
26:15Can I buy you a drink?
26:17A dollar won't even buy you a shot of whiskey here.
26:20Well, the dollar's not to buy you a drink, it's to buy you a bar.
26:23Hey, did you guys hear what he just said?
26:28Yeah, I might be a bit short, but that's normal.
26:32Because I bought your horses, all your weapons, and all your men.
26:36I even bought new teeth for one of them.
26:38You're all alone, Doug.
26:45And where did you find the money for this?
26:47I went to your bank.
26:53Like you said, we bought all your weapons.
27:01I'll report you to the county, to the state, to the Supreme Court.
27:05You're a bunch of crooks.
27:07Thieves.
27:09You're a bunch of crooks.
27:10It was...
27:11It was...
27:12It was an over...
27:14It was an over...
27:15It was an over...
27:16It was an over...
27:21Come and get your foreclosures!
27:23Woo-hoo!
27:25Woo-hoo!
27:26Woo-hoo!
27:28Woo-hoo!
27:37thank you wait what you're welcome i mean it's kind of it's new to me to hear that i like
27:44it
27:49he's right thank you no wait don't let go oh i want to thank you too
28:11you don't like thank you too much do you i usually leave before that we're already late let's go
28:16the three of us no way oh no no no no no no we're not taking him with us look
28:21how cute he is they
28:22are always lonesome under one condition you're responsible for him you won't even notice him
28:29i won't feed him i won't clean up after him it's funny it sounds like you're talking about a puppy
28:34pardon hey i don't mind at all i'm flattered thanks for getting me out of jail but as for
28:41your claim i'm sure it's some kind of judicial error that bracelet belongs to my mom
28:46you stole it from her no i found the beads on the ground on top of it the string is
28:51mine
28:51you know well i found your feather on my front porch mary
28:57okay you're right i was scavenging in the area i heard a gunshot and yelling and by the time i
29:03got
29:03there i saw a stagecoach pulling away with a woman bound inside that's when i saw the bead on the
29:07porch you didn't go into the house well no because there was a trail of beads on the road she
29:11was
29:11dropping them to be rescued well i was doing my job as an outlaw and followed them all the way
29:15to the
29:15freaking boonies but that's where i saw the stagecoach again it was stopped halted that's a good thing
29:21right it's not that great really the gang of bandits was robbing it which bandits
29:31they were dressed in yellow and black and they were four
29:51so
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