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Jury Duty S02E07 (2026)
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00:04Enjoy your office while you got it.
00:06Yep.
00:07Dougie's office soon.
00:08Jamaican jerk zone!
00:15I can't trust you.
00:17And this changes everything.
00:21Trick is for the win.
00:23Hide your gum because I want to chew on some big red.
00:27There's one last picture.
00:29Oh, it's in that time capsule, and that is why I've got to find it.
00:38We're going to try and mix up some spicy hot sauce.
00:42Yum, yum, yum, yum!
00:53We have a deal.
00:55We're signing the papers tomorrow.
01:08Trick is going to say whatever it takes.
01:10They don't really care about the company, and that's a big thing to Doug.
01:14You know, these employees are people.
01:17These employees are his family.
01:24Hey.
01:25Morning.
01:25Morning.
01:26Good morning.
01:30Thank you for being here.
01:31Good.
01:32Morning, everybody.
01:34I just like to kind of tell my dad.
01:37I just think I'm going to, like, lay it all on the table with spicy applesauce.
01:41Because since you were a part of that, because I just want to, like, you know.
01:45Presents it together.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Yeah.
01:49I think it's going to be a lot of fun, and I'm excited about this deal.
01:51Just think about this.
01:52This is your last day.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:54Retreat.
01:54I know.
01:55This is your last retreat.
01:56Yep.
01:57You look great.
01:59You look like a million bucks.
02:00You know what you should do?
02:02You should be the president of men's warehouse or something.
02:05If you would have been in a tuxedo last night, I don't know.
02:08You might have won.
02:09I know.
02:09You might have won.
02:11Woo-hoo.
02:12The man.
02:13Look at that.
02:14Yeah.
02:18Thank you very much.
02:19Now, today's a big day, folks.
02:21Last day of the retreat.
02:23And today, I'm going to sign the deal with Trucus.
02:27It's the last day of the retreat.
02:29We're going to do one word.
02:31How are you feeling, DJ?
02:33Anxious.
02:34Acceptance.
02:36Sentimental.
02:37Safe.
02:38Courageous.
02:39Family.
02:41Suspicious.
02:44But let me tell you, Trucus is making this a day to remember.
02:47They have set up a very special five-star turf and surf brunch for everyone.
02:52Surf and turf.
02:52At the top of the hill.
02:55Okay.
02:56On the bucket list of retreat duties, we only have one thing left to do.
03:02So, open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on.
03:09Absolutely.
03:10Right?
03:11We got to check it out.
03:13If not now, when?
03:15Doug.
03:15I'm sorry.
03:16I actually, I really tried looking for it, man.
03:18I mean, I look everywhere.
03:21Anthony even helped.
03:21Like, I got a metal detector.
03:23Everything.
03:24Couldn't find it.
03:25What is he talking about?
03:26Jimmy, I have it.
03:27I have this in my office.
03:29What?
03:30If one of us got, like, one of those, like, joke chain emails or something like that, that's
03:34so forwarded wrong.
03:35Well, bring it over here and let's open this thing up, buddy.
03:39Come on.
03:41Yes.
03:42Jimmy, you've been very focused on finding this time capsule.
03:46Can you, like, elaborate?
03:47Are you sentimental?
03:50Um, I mean, well, uh, you know what?
04:00I would just come clean and just tell him before he pulls it out and everybody sees it.
04:04Captain Fun, buddy?
04:05Yeah.
04:06Can you help me open this thing?
04:07Oh, yeah, absolutely.
04:08I don't, I don't know how to do it.
04:10Let's see.
04:10Do these seal, did you say the seals need to be cut a little bit?
04:13I can't wait!
04:14I know!
04:15What did we put in it?
04:17So, Matt, take a sneak peek of the things that are in here.
04:20Sure, go ahead.
04:21This is exciting.
04:23I can open.
04:23Oh, what's in there?
04:26So, what do you, what do you see?
04:28Tell me what you're looking at because, uh, we would like to know what it is.
04:32What's it open?
04:33Um, some very, uh, come on, let's go, man.
04:37It's definitely, go ahead and show.
04:39Okay, sure.
04:40So, first and foremost, we have, uh, that's great.
04:44One of the first bottles of Rockin' Grand Mox.
04:47Not edible, though.
04:48Not edible.
04:49I wouldn't recommend it.
04:50Oh!
04:51There's something.
04:52Oh.
04:52What looks like to be a thumb drive.
04:54Maybe some memories on there?
04:55We got this thing.
04:56Yeah, I can help you with that.
04:57All right, all right.
04:58What else?
04:59We have a ribbon.
05:00Ah, ah, ah, ah.
05:01Let me see this.
05:04Bud's List, ladies and gentlemen.
05:06If you had Bud's List, you made it.
05:09And now, from what I understand, Bud's sold out.
05:10He's selling ketchup right now.
05:12Okay.
05:12What else you got, buddy?
05:14We have what looks like to be a pitcher, but obviously it's been in the ground, so the pitcher is
05:18not visible.
05:18That's a shame.
05:19Dang, it really tore apart.
05:21What is this?
05:22Does anybody know what this is a picture of?
05:24I don't remember.
05:25Huh?
05:25Who put a picture in the time capsule?
05:27I'll explain it.
05:28Who did it?
05:29I don't remember.
05:29It wasn't me?
05:30I don't know.
05:31It wasn't that long ago.
05:32Now, come on.
05:33I will be your ally if you speak up.
05:35My sagebrush experience was freeing to me, so you know what?
05:40I'm going to tell you what I put in that time capsule.
05:42That's right.
05:42All right.
05:43What was it?
05:44I went into Doug's office, and he had a cup of coffee on his desk.
05:50Doug was not in there.
05:52And I was like, oh, you know what I'm going to do?
05:54I'm going to teabag Doug's coffee.
05:57Jimmy.
05:58With my testicles.
06:01Wow.
06:04Did you empty the coffee out and give him a fresh cup?
06:09Jimmy.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:13There's no one tell my, no one tell Dad, right?
06:15Claire, can you play the video?
06:17Yeah.
06:19Please do.
06:22Oh, my God.
06:27I want to get a message for the time capsule.
06:30Oh, you had a beer?
06:33Oh, my God.
06:34You look like you're out in the wild, for real.
06:39Jimmy with hair?
06:41Yeah.
06:42I miss it.
06:44We're going to be raising this kid.
06:45Hold on.
06:46Oh, Jackie, you had one cooking?
06:47Man.
06:49I will have gone to some island and become the queen.
06:52Wow.
06:56I felt like we time traveled for a second because, like, you know, I'm so used to looking at them
06:59as they are now.
07:00It was kind of crazy.
07:01Everybody looked different now.
07:03Nobody looks the same.
07:06What was in that cup?
07:14The time capsule video was incredible to see because, like, I would pop into the office here and there.
07:20And, like, these guys are all strangers.
07:22And now they're, like, legit family.
07:25And it's all because of this retreat.
07:28So I'm really grateful for that.
07:30Listen, I know that things are going to be different after I sign this deal.
07:35And I know that change can be hard and the unknown kind of scary.
07:40But I just want to tell you that I really, really believe this is for the best.
07:45And we got a great deal.
07:47You're all going to be able to stay together.
07:49And that's the most important thing, isn't it?
07:52I agree.
07:53Rockin' Grandmas has always been a family business, and it always will be, because I consider each and every one
08:02of you to be a family.
08:06Go up there and have a great brunch, you know, and just have a ball.
08:09You deserve it.
08:10This is the end of our retreat, but the beginning of a new era for Rockin' Grandmas.
08:15I love you, too.
08:16I love you.
08:17Love you so much.
08:20I can do it, Doug.
08:21What are your thoughts on the pending deal?
08:24I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit conflicted in my own heart and a little
08:29bit topsy-turvy, I guess.
08:31Yeah, but what Doug said really just resonated and just reminded me that he still has all of our best
08:37interests at hand.
08:38And I trust him, and I trust that he knows what's up.
08:41He's doing what's right.
08:42Yeah.
08:43I will say this.
08:44If Trucus thinks they can just come in and do whatever they feel like they want to do, they're in
08:48for a rude awakening.
08:50Amen.
08:50I'm into that.
08:52You've got to preach.
08:54How's it real?
09:00Yeah, we're ready to go.
09:02I love the Trucus bibs.
09:12Dougie, are you guys, are you doing okay?
09:15Yeah.
09:15Look, Dad, you don't have to sell.
09:18I don't have to sell?
09:19No, because look, we've been cooking up spicy applesauce.
09:22It's really, really good.
09:23We have an amazing flavor profile.
09:26Yeah, but you don't have to sell.
09:27Dougie, this doesn't really change anything.
09:29I mean, this is great.
09:30You know, I mean, you could show to Elizabeth, and you take your management training, and this is a good
09:35thing.
09:35But it's not going to change the deal.
09:38The deal's being done today, buddy.
09:40As soon as that notary gets there, we're going.
09:42Okay.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Give me a hug.
09:44I love you.
09:45I love you.
09:46I don't really know what to expect, but Dad said that Trucus has a management training program that I'll get
09:52started on.
09:53So I guess I'm looking forward to that.
09:57Hey.
09:57That's right.
09:58I think he...
09:59But I'll just show it to them, I guess, you know?
10:02Yeah.
10:02You still have this.
10:04Okay, now it's going through different channels, but this is still something you came up with.
10:08This is still your family's business.
10:09You know what I'm saying?
10:11I just wish there was more I could do, you know?
10:13Yeah.
10:15All right.
10:15This is fabulous, you guys.
10:16You've got the bibs ready.
10:18Oh, I love that cloth.
10:19I'm so glad we didn't do the plastic.
10:21Well, this one has a little bit of a...
10:22That's a little dirty.
10:24Why don't we...
10:24No.
10:25Yeah?
10:25No, no.
10:26Wow.
10:29Whoa.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:31I was not expecting this.
10:33Hi.
10:34Hi.
10:34How are you?
10:36You're singing was just so lovely last night.
10:39I feel like I'm, like, at an award show.
10:41Yeah, I know.
10:42Well, hi.
10:43How are you doing?
10:43Well, how about yourself?
10:44Oh, I am great.
10:45How are you?
10:46Oh, my goodness.
10:47Thank you for having us.
10:49Hello, Doug.
10:50Crab bib.
10:50No.
10:51Welcome, you guys.
10:52Welcome, welcome.
10:54Look around and tell me where we are.
10:57Who can name where we are?
10:58Anyone?
10:58At dinner.
11:00Brunch.
11:00Brunch.
11:01But, you know, close.
11:02Halfway up the second mountain.
11:04Close.
11:04I love that you're getting my whole second mountain approach.
11:08We are at the top of the first mountain.
11:09Okay.
11:10Top of the first.
11:10Because we are, you know, taking in the view, and we are celebrating how far you all have
11:15come.
11:15So, today we brought in all-you-can-eat surf and turf.
11:19So, that's crab legs and-
11:21Wait, did you say crab?
11:22I did.
11:23I love crab.
11:24Do you know what type, actually?
11:25I bet you guys got stoned because it's so expensive.
11:28Yes, Claire, you got it.
11:29It's top of the line, whatever it is.
11:30Look, this is just our way of letting you know what's in store when the deal is signed
11:35and you all work for Trucus.
11:37Top of the line.
11:38She doesn't even know what type.
11:40All right.
11:40So, enjoy.
11:41Oh.
11:43The notary.
11:43What's-
11:44The notary just canceled on me.
11:45You don't have your own notary?
11:46He's not coming.
11:47No.
11:48Oh.
11:48This is not a problem.
11:49Okay.
11:49You know what?
11:50I'm going to go back down the hill.
11:51I will get us a notary.
11:52She said it's all you can eat.
11:53Yeah, I'll come in.
11:54Yes, it's all you can eat.
11:55I got to run down.
11:57I got to get a new notary, but enjoy your food.
11:59We'll be back.
12:00You know what, Jack?
12:00I'm going to come with you.
12:01Have a great lunch.
12:02Great lunch.
12:02Do you have a question?
12:03I'm going to come with you.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Yeah, you guys come with me.
12:06All right.
12:06Enjoy this brunch.
12:07You know what?
12:07Thank you, guys.
12:07I think you should probably find a notary.
12:09I don't know why he, you know.
12:11Own notary.
12:12It's fancy.
12:13Yeah, I guess so.
12:14I'm sure they're signing deals all day, so that would be handy for them.
12:18But, you know, what do we need our own notary for?
12:20You know what I'm saying?
12:21Do you have your own notary?
12:25These are so cushy.
12:26I know.
12:27Amy, this is a very fancy thing that they're doing for us, so let's be on our best behavior.
12:32Oh, there she go.
12:33No, I'm going to get messy.
12:34I'm going to be slurping, crab, like no one's watching.
12:38Right.
12:38I'm going to dig in.
12:40Yes.
12:42Thank you, sir.
12:43You're very welcome.
12:43You're doing it.
12:44Wow.
12:45And they cracked the legs open already?
12:46And they cracked the legs open?
12:48Wow.
12:49Top notch.
12:51Okay.
12:51Now you're talking.
12:53I can't believe I'm last.
12:54It's like they're torturing me on purpose.
12:56It feels like Elizabeth is doing this to me personally.
12:59They're so next level.
13:01Like, this is going to be so weird to get used to.
13:03Because we would, like, do things a little bit differently.
13:06And it's a little strange that they're going to this level.
13:10What do you mean?
13:10We've gone out, but that was, like, before we were trying to close a really big deal.
13:15Yeah, because we already got the deal.
13:16So this just feels like a really big thank you.
13:19Right.
13:20I mean, you've got to remember, these are the same people that did bring in Sia, so.
13:22Yeah, that's true.
13:23This is not real.
13:24Thank you so much.
13:28It is good.
13:29Well, how many snack bites would y'all give it?
13:31Three, two, one.
13:33I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got,
13:36I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got,
13:37I got, I got.
13:37Claire's going still.
13:39Nice.
13:39Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
13:42Mm.
13:43Yo, Claire.
13:44What?
13:45You thinking about shooting your shot with Elizabeth?
13:47What?
13:48Yo, did you hear what she said?
13:49You didn't even know what type of crab it was.
13:52And in my experience, people who don't like crab are bad in bed.
13:56So, on to the next one.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Oh, thank you.
14:02Oh, it's getting kind of hot, right?
14:04Oh, I'm sweating.
14:05Oh, I'm sweating.
14:07Hey, Anthony, so Doug did order a new notary, so I need you to come down and wait for the
14:12new notary and then take him to the business center so that Doug can get the deal signed.
14:15Yep.
14:16That's what I'm here for.
14:17Duty calls, huh?
14:18All right.
14:19Hopefully I'll be back.
14:20We got you.
14:20More crab when you come back.
14:22Please and thank you.
14:22Don't eat it all.
14:25You okay?
14:26Itchy.
14:27Fancy dinner, the fancy table and chairs.
14:30And I'm your fancy dirt limo.
14:38Hello, sir.
14:44Hello.
14:45Hey, how are you?
14:45Well, and yourself?
14:46Good.
14:46Good.
14:47Is this Rockin' Grandmas?
14:48Yep.
14:49Yep.
14:49My name's Anthony.
14:50Arnold.
14:50Nice to meet you.
14:51Sorry I'm late.
14:53No, you're fine, man.
14:54My GPS isn't working.
14:55Really?
14:56Yeah.
14:56Wow.
14:56And I don't know if it's a hardware issue or if it's a software issue.
15:00Oh, Jesus Christ.
15:02I'm so sorry.
15:03I'm good, man.
15:04You get rushed and then...
15:06that type of thing happens.
15:07How's your day going?
15:08It's going all right.
15:08How about yourself?
15:09Sounds like maybe a rough start, but...
15:11A little stressful.
15:12It's all right.
15:13I appreciate it.
15:13I'll get through it, man.
15:14I appreciate it.
15:16All right.
15:16Cool.
15:21Gorgeous day.
15:21Yeah, it is.
15:22You know, we appreciate you coming out and helping us get through this, I guess, deal.
15:30Hey.
15:31Hello.
15:31This is Arnold Goss, the notary.
15:33Nice to meet you.
15:33I'm Doug.
15:34I like when there's a bunch of stuff to crack.
15:36Oh, there you go.
15:38Oh, oh.
15:39Hi.
15:40So we are all set.
15:42Yeah.
15:42Oh, my God.
15:43I left my stamps in the car.
15:46We all set?
15:47What?
15:47I left my stamps in the car.
15:49Okay.
15:49Well, go get them.
15:51Quick as you can, please.
15:52Pretty important part of the notary.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Maybe someone can help him.
15:57Give him a hand.
15:57Yeah, I got you.
15:58Quick as you can, please.
15:59Quick as you can.
16:01This is not, uh, I'm really good at my job.
16:04No, but I believe it's, I believe it, man.
16:06I know you've had a rough day, and I know they can seem a bit stressful, but just take
16:10a minute, breathe.
16:11Slow is smooth and smooth is fast, okay?
16:14You're going to be great.
16:14How long have you been working here?
16:15I'm just a temporary assistant, but I have learned quickly that the culture of the two
16:20companies.
16:21Oh, interesting.
16:22Yeah.
16:22The two companies?
16:23Yeah, so the guys in the, like, the black suits, they're creating a partnership.
16:27I don't know exactly what the deal is, but.
16:34Are you kidding me?
16:39Keys in the car?
16:40I think so.
16:42Okay.
16:45It's just, the problem is, is when I get these back-to-back calls, I get in a rush, and
16:48I
16:48throw myself in, and I apologize.
16:52All good, man.
16:53I'll let you go in there, and just inform them, and I'll talk to Ms. Marjorie.
16:57I mean, I know we'll have to call a locksmith.
16:58Yeah, that's a good idea.
17:00I'm going to run in there and just get started.
17:03So, he left his stamp in the car, and then he locks his keys in the car.
17:06Okay, let's go see what they want to do.
17:09Don't worry about it.
17:10I will get a locksmith, we'll get his car open, and it's not a problem.
17:13We'll get this deal done any minute.
17:15I have both of my stuff, so we can get started.
17:16Okay, we need the stamp pad.
17:17That's the most important thing.
17:19You know what?
17:19We're going to get the locksmith.
17:21I'm dispatching one now.
17:22We're going to take care of that right now.
17:22Okay, well, that'll be great.
17:23You know what?
17:23I think it's best we have a little more direct line to efficiency.
17:27We were supposed to sign this deal an hour and a half ago.
17:30We need to check in with our home office.
17:31We just need to let Louis know that.
17:32We'll let Janelle know in Louis' office.
17:34Louis is on waiting.
17:35Okay, well, then you know what?
17:36Why don't you just use the space?
17:39We need to sign this deal today.
17:41100%, I understand.
17:42We will.
17:42Hey, Arnold?
17:44Arnold.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Okay, so you guys are taking...
17:46Oh, you know, can we get some coffees?
17:47Yeah.
17:48Can you order me some coffees?
17:48Come on, pal.
17:49We'll get you some lunch.
17:50I want to make sure.
17:51Come on, buddy.
17:51I appreciate it.
17:52It's just very stressful.
17:53They're rewarding him for screwing up.
17:54Like, what?
17:55We're going to get you some food, pal.
17:57You having a bad day?
17:58Yeah, I had back to back.
17:59Trust me, you just got lucky.
18:00Your day is about to get better.
18:01What do you think about turf and surf?
18:03Woo!
18:04Oh, I appreciate that.
18:08Yeah.
18:08So, it's like you don't want to make a mistake, and I think I take on some of that.
18:11This right here, where we're going, hopefully it can relieve some of that stress that you were
18:15going through.
18:16You got this not for a reason, man.
18:18You got it.
18:18Thanks, man.
18:19Absolutely.
18:19You're making me feel a lot, too.
18:21Good.
18:21Good.
18:22I'm glad I can do that.
18:24Yeah, all you can eat.
18:26That was good.
18:27Welcome back, my bro.
18:29Glad to be back.
18:31Hey, everybody.
18:31This is Arnold.
18:33He's the notary.
18:34Oh, hey.
18:35Yes, excellent.
18:36How are you?
18:37Great, great.
18:38I just got here.
18:38Claire.
18:39What?
18:41Your face.
18:42Oh, my God.
18:43Claire.
18:44It's like broken out.
18:45I mean, what's going on with you?
18:46Oh, my God.
18:47It's barrel.
18:48Yeah, you're high.
18:49Are you okay?
18:50Yeah, I mean, I'm allergic to shellfish, but I love it so much.
18:53It's usually fun.
18:54Why did you eat so many?
18:56But I just, no, I just had to take a Benadryl.
18:59What?
19:00I have a Benadryl in my car.
19:01You were allergic?
19:01Oh, okay.
19:02But I locked the keys inside.
19:03Wait, you need a Benadryl?
19:05Yeah.
19:05Are you okay?
19:06She's not okay.
19:07I don't know.
19:07I'm looking.
19:08Oh, it's actually, I think it'll be bad if I don't get Benadryl.
19:12You need to go get Benadryl.
19:14Well, I don't actually even know if the medic has to be because we got cleaned out last week.
19:17One of the Malibu realtors f***ed a beehive.
19:19Oh, my God.
19:20Let's get you something, though.
19:21Yes.
19:22Anthony, do you mind coming down?
19:23I might have to take her to the hospital, and so I just need someone to kind of deal with
19:26the true kiss stuff and everything.
19:27Yeah, of course.
19:27Yeah, there's actually something I need to take care of, so I'm going to go, too.
19:30No, why are you taking care of it?
19:32I just want to come out!
19:34Why did you do it?
19:36Take care of yourself.
19:37You can't have anything.
19:39Wait, how's she mad at us?
19:45Marjorie, be careful.
19:46This is where I lost my golf cart.
19:48I know.
19:50Anthony, Truk has ordered coffees, and you need to deliver them to the conference room.
19:53Okay.
19:54So you're going to receive the coffee with me?
19:56I'm going to grab some from my room.
19:58Okay, I'll go.
20:01I didn't give you a heads up, Amy, but number one on the list is get all my boxes from
20:07Helen's
20:09Right.
20:09And to yours, I don't, like, okay.
20:12Oh, cool.
20:13We're doing this like you're moving in?
20:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:15That's bold.
20:16Okay, now.
20:20Oh, thanks, sir.
20:22You got it.
20:22That's a good one.
20:22You as well.
20:23What is this?
20:24Coffee's coffee?
20:25Oh.
20:26Yeah, I'll take these to the truth.
20:27All right, I'm going to come with you.
20:28I'm going to just say, I have like a peace offering.
20:31I got the hot applesauce recipe I want to share with Elizabeth.
20:35Okay.
20:35I'll make it quick.
20:36I need to just say it.
20:38It's all good.
20:39It's the projected ROI.
20:40So that would be great.
20:42You know, can you guys just pause the...
20:44Oh, Louis.
20:45Just a minute, Louis.
20:47We'll just pause that for a second.
20:49Can I actually...
20:49I just...
20:50I wanted to just say I'm sorry for kind of how I've been.
20:55And I've actually...
20:56We've been cooking up like a pretty awesome idea that I was really excited about.
21:00It's Ron Grandma's Tropical Kick, spicy applesauce.
21:04I'm really excited and I want you guys to have it.
21:07And we used our homegrown Manzano peppers as the base for the spice.
21:11Oh, okay.
21:12Yeah.
21:13Spicy applesauce?
21:14I'm not sure applesauce is the space we want to go into.
21:16Love to get rolling here.
21:17Yeah, I know, Louis.
21:18Just a second.
21:19Wait, is that a map of our pepper farm?
21:21No.
21:22What?
21:22No, that's just a Zoom background.
21:24We're just going to get back to that.
21:24But thank you.
21:25Thank you so much.
21:26Sorry about that, Louis.
21:27Will you just put that away somewhere?
21:29Yeah.
21:30Bro, what the...
21:31What was that about, dog?
21:32Yeah, why did they have our pepper form on the TV screen, dog?
21:35Did you see that?
21:36Well, yeah.
21:36Come here.
21:41Bro, like, what the f***?
21:43Dog?
21:43Hold on.
21:43Come here, dog.
21:44What the f***, dude?
21:45Come here, come here.
21:46What the f***?
21:47Come here, doggy.
21:48That is some valuable real estate, Louis.
21:50And, you know, we don't need the farm.
21:52We can just manufacture the condemned version of the flavor.
21:57I just want to make sure I'm clear.
21:58We will sell the farm.
21:59They just said sell the farm, dog.
22:02We're going to turn it into luxury contos.
22:05The residences at Mondano Farm.
22:07That's right.
22:08And the ROI on that one.
22:10I like that we're keeping in mind.
22:12Yeah, I think that's the history of it.
22:13Yeah, yeah.
22:14In terms of the workers, why can we through that?
22:16Well, yeah.
22:17Okay, so here is our human capital relocation strategy.
22:20I love that we're redistributing them, but why do we still have so many people on payroll
22:23here?
22:23What is the deal?
22:24Well, look, here's the thing.
22:25We said we could continue to employ everyone in their current position.
22:30But look, Louis, if the position, you know, ceases to exist, then we don't have to keep
22:35the employees.
22:36So, yeah.
22:37It's just, you know.
22:39To be clear, like Womag and the rest of Rockin' Stepsister or whoever doesn't know
22:43about this.
22:43Yeah, no, the current CEO, Doug Womag, no, he would not approve of this.
22:47So, we have to keep this confidential until after the signing.
22:50When he signed, he has no ability to expect any change here, right?
22:53Yeah.
22:54It's one thing.
22:54It's a change of heart kind of thing.
22:55Exactly.
22:56And look, anyone who doesn't want to relocate, they can just find a job.
23:02All right.
23:02Breathe.
23:03No.
23:04They just said they're getting rid of 90% of the workforce.
23:06You cannot make a good decision if you're stressing, if you're thinking erratically.
23:11I hear you.
23:12You're not telling my dad, Doug.
23:13I know.
23:13I hear you.
23:14We have to let him know I'm with you.
23:15Okay, okay.
23:16I need you to breathe, though.
23:17You cannot make a conscious decision if you're erratically.
23:18All right, but I need to tell my dad.
23:19Absolutely.
23:20Where is he?
23:20Up in the top of the hill.
23:21Let's go, Doug.
23:22Come on.
23:23They're going to fire everyone.
23:24They're going to break up the family.
23:26They were talking about turning the farm into a residence?
23:29Yeah.
23:29They're just, like, absolving everything?
23:35F***.
23:36I believe this shit, Doug.
23:38Like, what the f***?
23:40Y'all knew it?
23:41Liars.
23:42Them throwing money and all these dinners was confirmation.
23:44Like, all the confirmation.
23:45That's what I was thinking.
23:46Them, they're trying to just buy us and do everything we can so that we will just be happy.
23:51They did all this for us.
23:53And I'm just like, what?
23:54If they just wanted a partnership, why would they spend all of this money up front just for a partnership?
23:59At this point, now that I've heard it with my own ears, I can't accept any of their gifts.
24:03Why do you think it's been so hard, Doug?
24:04You think, like, I'm not wowed by international superstar Sia?
24:07Of course I am.
24:09Yeah.
24:09Now, when we get up there, we need to explain ourselves calmly.
24:12Calmly.
24:12I got you, Doug.
24:16That is so cool.
24:17That is so cool.
24:19Like a bird.
24:20Like a bird coming.
24:21Wait, where's my dad?
24:22He went down to sign the contract.
24:23No, no.
24:24He went down?
24:25Wait.
24:25Who the f*** is this guy?
24:27The locksmith.
24:28They told me I could come up here and have some crab.
24:30Is that cool?
24:31What's going on?
24:31He cannot sign it.
24:32He cannot sign it.
24:33I know y'all, it might be hard for y'all to believe, especially with him being so emotionally attached.
24:37They were in a meeting with somebody.
24:39We walked out and went into the welcome center.
24:40But, you know, you can hear through the things.
24:43Said they were going to get rid of 90% of the workforce.
24:45What?
24:45They were going to sell the pepper farm and turn it into a residence, a living area.
24:50Doug wouldn't want that.
24:51That's what I'm saying.
24:53You came up here to sell him these things.
24:54Wait, wait.
24:55What is happening?
24:56What's happening is we're all going to lose our jobs unless we get down that hill.
25:00Doug, you have to stop.
25:01F*** that contract.
25:02Wait, let's go.
25:02Oh, my God.
25:04Come on.
25:05Go get out of him.
25:07Stop him.
25:08You can throw the baseball at his head if you got to.
25:11No, maybe not his head.
25:12Stop him.
25:13Don't let him sigh.
25:15He's not going to believe me, dog.
25:17I got your back.
25:18No one believes me.
25:19I believe you.
25:20You sound like you don't believe in yourself.
25:22I do, but he's okay.
25:23I will back you.
25:28Dad!
25:31Absolutely.
25:32Get up.
25:32Get up.
25:33Get up.
25:35No.
25:36Dude.
25:37Stop it.
25:39You got the date on there.
25:41Okay.
25:41Mr. Doug, here we go.
25:43Doug, this is Doug.
25:44Hold on.
25:44Hold on.
25:45Can I speak with you for just one moment?
25:46It is very important.
25:47You know, we're in the meeting.
25:49I understand.
25:50Please look at me.
25:51I need to talk to you.
25:52Anthony.
25:52Right now.
25:53Anthony.
25:53Okay.
25:54Anthony.
25:54I need to talk to you right now.
25:56Please, look me in my eyes.
25:57Excuse me.
25:58I am serious, Doug.
25:59I need to talk to you right now.
26:01Okay.
26:01I'm sorry.
26:02That is fine.
26:03No.
26:03But I have to.
26:04It can wait.
26:04It can wait.
26:05After I talk to you, if this is what you want to do, by all means.
26:08I'm sorry.
26:08Look at me.
26:09Father to Father, I need to talk to you.
26:12No.
26:13Listen.
26:13We're making this deal.
26:14Excuse me.
26:14I'm sorry.
26:14I'm sorry.
26:15I know that you're new here, but we're doing a signing.
26:18Your words mean nothing to me.
26:19I appreciate everything that you've done.
26:21I'm looking out for the people that have looked out for me.
26:23What are you talking about?
26:24What are you talking about?
26:25Doug.
26:26Doug.
26:27We are in a moment, you guys.
26:28We are.
26:28The deal is done.
26:30I'm sorry.
26:30I'm signing.
26:31What's going on?
26:32Move your hand.
26:33We're done here?
26:34They're going to get rid of 90% of the workforce.
26:35They're going to sell the Manzano pepper farm and make it a residential area.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40With that being said, look, if you want to make that deal, I did my part.
26:44I did my part.
26:46I did my part.
26:47Doug, really?
26:48Just come on.
26:49I delivered the coffee.
26:51He explained an idea that he wanted.
26:54She basically denied it, and he was emotional, so I was consoling him.
26:56We walked around to the Welcome Center, where obviously, you know, we can hear.
26:59And they were having this conversation with somebody on the monitor about what they were
27:03going to do as soon as you sign that paperwork.
27:04Once you sign it, you have no control over the things that they're going to do.
27:08Doug, I have one question.
27:09I have one question, Doug.
27:11Doug, are you really going to listen to the temp?
27:15Are you really going to listen to the temp?
27:27We are signing this deal today, okay?
27:31Doug, we have a deal.
27:32We've been here.
27:33We have a deal.
27:33The deal is not done until you sign the paper.
27:35Doug, you have the pen.
27:36You have the pen.
27:37Can I see this?
27:38Look, I'm not going to be disrespectful.
27:39We're going to set it right here.
27:40It's still, if this is something you're considering, we're going to set it right here.
27:42Just, all right, let's talk it through.
27:44All right.
27:44Talk it through.
27:45Okay.
27:46Okay.
27:46Is what they're saying true?
27:49Doug, this is the moment.
27:51We have a deal.
27:52I mean...
27:53Is what you're saying true?
27:54Yes, 100%.
27:55I go home in two days, and I genuinely have no dog in this fight besides I care about y
28:00'all.
28:07Well, then, you know what?
28:10This deal is true.
28:12My business with you is true.
28:16What?
28:16I'm not saying this any day, any time.
28:21Doug, Doug.
28:22Yeah.
28:22Okay?
28:23We're done.
28:24Yeah.
28:24We're done.
28:25We're your family, Doug.
28:27You are going to hear from my lawyers, okay?
28:29Are you kidding me?
28:30Good.
28:30This f***ing rinky-dick-ass f***ing place.
28:34Let's go.
28:35This is a mistake.
28:35Now.
28:36Go on.
28:36God damn it.
28:37Get the f*** out of my way.
28:39Get out of here.
28:44I just, I love you.
28:46I love you, Doug.
28:48Anthony.
28:49Sir, sir.
28:49Come on.
28:50Let's go.
28:51Come on.
28:52I still get paid, right?
28:54Let's go!
28:56Yeah!
28:57Let's go!
28:57Everybody, the deal is off.
29:00There is no deal, okay?
29:03I couldn't let him do it.
29:04I couldn't let him do it, bro.
29:05What happened?
29:06Yo.
29:08My brother, man.
29:09Always up, y'all.
29:10Oh, my God.
29:11This was trying to get rid of us.
29:13Jesus.
29:13What?
29:14I know.
29:16Oh, my God.
29:18You stopped it?
29:19Thank you, man.
29:20I'm proud of you.
29:20Yeah.
29:21Yeah, we stopped it.
29:21Yeah, nice.
29:22I'm going to just sum it up, because it's hard to really explain, like, their actions.
29:25Sometimes when big corporations buy small businesses, they don't really care about the company.
29:34They're going to say whatever it takes and do whatever it takes, so that way they can
29:38get their calls in and change and morph the companies, so that way the employees can become
29:44numbers and not people.
29:45These employees are people.
29:48All right, all right.
29:50I talked to my lawyer, and we are in the clear.
29:53Everything is good.
29:54Yeah.
29:54Yeah.
29:56Excellent.
29:57What do we do now, Doug?
29:58Actually, I've got a couple of things I'd like to take care of.
30:01Anthony, come on up and take a seat.
30:05All right, listen.
30:05I just want to say it was not easy doing what Anthony did.
30:10To run into that room and stop that deal, I mean, that took guts.
30:15You were like David going after Goliath, man.
30:19This guy slew that giant.
30:23Yes.
30:23Yes.
30:25Seriously.
30:26It's exactly what it was like, you know?
30:29And I'm going to tell you something.
30:30You stopped that deal, even though you had nothing to gain from it.
30:35But you stopped it because you felt that it was the right thing to do for these people.
30:40Yeah.
30:40Yeah.
30:42Without any regard for yourself, you came in, you did it.
30:46At the end of the day, the soul of a company isn't about productivity and profit.
30:51It's about the people who make that company.
30:55Now, you came in as a temp.
30:57And here we are at the end of the retreat, and you are part of a family.
31:02And you will always be family to us.
31:06Always.
31:07Of you guys.
31:09The truth is that we have actually hoped that you would bust through that room and stop that deal since
31:15the very first minute you showed up at Rockin' Grandmas.
31:18Really?
31:19I told you that this was my last company retreat.
31:22Yeah.
31:23What I didn't tell you was that this was also my first company retreat.
31:29Because I'm not actually the CEO of Rockin' Grandmas.
31:33Because Rockin' Grandmas is not a real company.
31:36Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
31:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
31:39Hold on, hold on.
31:39Anthony, y'all about to mess my brain.
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