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00:00Previously on 1,000 Pound Sisters
00:03You like outfits?
00:05No.
00:07Are you ready?
00:08Let's get you some straight eyes, okay?
00:11My wedding is ten days away
00:13and I'm getting eye surgery to fix my lazy eye.
00:17Okay, you ready?
00:18Yeah.
00:18It's just scary because you might cut the wrong pipe
00:21and I'll be blind.
00:23You never know.
00:24Surgery went beautifully.
00:25But that eye is going to be crossed in.
00:27It will take about seven to ten days
00:29until it's quite a bit better.
00:33Have you decided to go to the wedding?
00:36I always pay Pete, but I don't...
00:38I mean...
00:39You don't know if it's going to go?
00:40It's been so nice to know
00:42that she still wants me a part of their life, you know what I mean?
00:45I'd show up just...
00:47even if she didn't really want you there.
00:51Here comes the bride.
00:53All dressed in black.
00:56Our wedding's tomorrow and I'm feeling anxious.
00:59There's a lot going on.
01:01I'm just hoping and praying my eyes stays open tomorrow.
01:04I want to look perfect in my wedding.
01:06I'll be there in a minute, baby.
01:08And right now I don't know who the f*** is going to show up tomorrow
01:11and if they're going to be on the best behavior or not.
01:15I don't want my dream wedding turning into a free-for-all f***ing show.
01:35Are you ready to have fun at the wedding today?
01:37No.
01:38No?
01:39No.
01:40It's okay.
01:41We're finally getting married today.
01:44I already got cold feet.
01:46You got cold feet?
01:47Yeah, I have no shoes on.
01:50I literally got cold feet.
01:54Good news is my eyes feel so much better since the rehearsal.
01:57So now I'm more nervous about how the boys are going to act
02:00in the actual ceremony and stuff like that.
02:03But other than how the boys are acting, the dance is what's got me on edge too.
02:08Are you guys practicing?
02:10No.
02:14Hello.
02:15Happy wedding day.
02:16Happy wedding day.
02:17Thank you.
02:19The wedding starts at 2 and I got to get my hair and makeup done.
02:22I got to get, you know, my clothes on and try to avoid Brian.
02:27Last night we slept in different rooms because it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.
02:31I don't know why it's bad luck, but I know I didn't do it with Michael and we'd end up
02:35in the divorce,
02:36so I ain't taking no damn chances with Brian.
02:39So how you feeling?
02:41I'm all right.
02:42Just a little anxious.
02:43Your eye looks really good.
02:45I think one of the stitches falled out last night.
02:48This morning, my eye's still pulling a little inward, but I'm okay with that because the doctor said eventually it'll
02:54work his way out.
02:56Only problem is my eyes are still a little bit dry and irritated, but hey, at least they're open.
03:03How did everybody sleep in the hotel?
03:05Any ghosts?
03:06I slept fine.
03:09I've had no ghostly experiences.
03:12The only ghostly experience I'll have today is the Holy Ghost.
03:18Yeah, the only bump in my night was Glenn kicking me in the back of the belly.
03:23Has anybody heard from Tammy today?
03:26Nope.
03:28We've not heard if Tammy's coming.
03:31If Tammy shows up, I hope they behave, but then again, I hope all of us behave.
03:35It ain't just them that has explosive tempers.
03:40Hello.
03:42Hi, how are you?
03:43Hey.
03:43Happy wedding day.
03:45Happy wedding day, sis.
03:46Hello.
03:46Hi.
03:48I'm excited to get all dolled up.
03:50My vision is Victorian elegance, like Cotillion type .
03:56But this lady's gonna work cut down for it because let's be real, I'm more like Cotillion's dirty shister that
04:03was in the gutter for a little bit.
04:08So as far as today goes, are you okay to wear lashes?
04:12I don't want, yeah, I don't want lashes.
04:14You don't want lashes?
04:15Okay.
04:15But you're fine with like eyeshadow, all the others.
04:18Yeah.
04:18Okay.
04:18The doctor knew about the wedding and didn't say, hey, don't put on forehead makeup.
04:23But I do not risk the glue.
04:26My eyes already come with lashes.
04:28I'm good.
04:31Hello.
04:32How are you?
04:33Good, how are you?
04:34Everything going good?
04:35Yeah.
04:36Got your robe for you.
04:37Thank you.
04:38Aw, that's so pretty.
04:39So it's the wedding day and there is so much to do.
04:42I've got to set up the tables, decorate, put all the decor out, make sure Amy's okay, that she's not
04:51stressing out, check on the wedding party, check with the vendors, and just make sure that everything's gonna be on
04:57time, everybody's gonna be ready to go.
04:58Because I like to run a tight ship.
05:01Do you want to go downstairs and look at the decor?
05:03Yeah.
05:04Okay, well, I'll see you in a minute.
05:10So we're still working on it, but this is the reception area.
05:14I love it.
05:17So let's take a look at some of your decor that you brought.
05:20I think some of these smaller tables, we're gonna have to do some of the smaller pieces.
05:25What if we put one of, like this?
05:28Up there?
05:29Or we can hang it, like.
05:30Yeah.
05:31You like that?
05:32Yeah.
05:33To be honest with you, I'm not really sure where everything should go.
05:37I make them, you make them pretty.
05:39We'll move this one right here.
05:40Like that there?
05:41Okay.
05:41Because it's both nautical.
05:43Oh, yeah.
05:43This one actually lights up, but we don't have to have it lit up.
05:46Okay.
05:47I'm gonna put this one on this side.
05:49What do you think of my creations?
05:51Oh, my gosh.
05:52I love it.
05:53I handmade each and every one of these centerpieces.
05:56They all go together because they're all gold, but at the end of the day, they're all their own masterpiece.
06:02Each individual one tells its own personal story.
06:07What does the sloth represent?
06:10I don't know.
06:12Okay, we've only got one on this one.
06:14I forgot about the shark.
06:16With these handles.
06:18I can use several of those.
06:21We've got a mixture of monkeys and crabs and there was a snake.
06:27I was like, what in the world?
06:30Like, how does this go together?
06:31Like, what is the theme here?
06:33But there's nothing greenery and candles can't save.
06:37Anybody know how to tie a bow tie?
06:39Nope.
06:40You better hope it's a clip, homie.
06:42Oh.
06:43Is it a real one?
06:44I don't know.
06:44I just seen it in there.
06:45You're out of luck, homie, because I don't know how to do it.
06:48You don't know how?
06:49I don't know.
06:51So I'm getting married today.
06:53Uh, eventually.
06:54Hopefully everything will go smooth.
06:56We'll be right on time and here in a few hours I will be married.
07:02So do any of you happen to know what this thing is?
07:06It's a vest.
07:06Or where it goes?
07:07Yeah, over your head.
07:09I did wear a tux at my first wedding.
07:12But that's been many moons ago.
07:14So I don't really remember it.
07:16And it's got a lot of different parts and pieces that I don't know what to do with.
07:22You ain't gonna go over my head, yo.
07:26He has clipped his bow tie and trying to slip it over his head like a choker necklace.
07:32And I'm trying to figure out where the hell, in good sense, did he think of this ?
07:38Because, I mean, damn.
07:43No.
07:44Well, it's got Velcro, homie.
07:47Oh, okay.
07:49We're about to get this figured out.
07:51I hope to God this is the last time Brian ever has to dress up in a tux.
07:56Because he has no damn clue what's going on in the kitchen.
08:00And with that being said, we gotta make sure when he leaves this room,
08:04he's a one-tip-top pimp .
08:08So, God help me.
08:14Well, I'm finished with you.
08:15I like it, thank you.
08:16You're welcome.
08:18Well, I'll let you go ahead and get dressed and get everything going.
08:20And then, if you need anything, I'll leave some touch-up stuff for you out there, okay?
08:24Okay.
08:24Alrighty.
08:26All I have left is putting on my dress.
08:30The closer I get to walking down the aisle, I'm feeling a little butterflies.
08:33But, I'm so excited because I get to marry my best friend.
08:41I'm so excited.
08:44I'm so excited.
09:05I'm so excited.
09:06I'm so excited.
09:06Come in.
09:17I see a Tammy here.
09:18I'm like, oh, God.
09:23I was so scared to see her today.
09:25I was like, do I really want to see her?
09:27Like, is she gonna make this day about her?
09:30Is she gonna, like, yell at me for something?
09:37So, I'm here.
09:40You know why I'm here.
09:43Today's Amy's wedding day, and I'm here.
09:47I decided to go to Amy's wedding to support her.
09:51But first, I want to talk with Amy.
09:55I just hope I'm not making a huge mistake.
09:58I really don't know how Amy's gonna react.
10:09I'm sorry.
10:14And I wanted to prove you that I'm here to support you.
10:22I accept this, like, you and Brian come in as one.
10:28I accept him as my brother-in-law.
10:32I accept you, the way you are.
10:39And I got you this.
10:42You're something new, and you're something blue.
10:48I like it.
10:52Bitch, I knew you were gonna ask me to.
10:54At least no, they're too long to do anything.
10:58I might have to tell you about me, though.
11:02I am getting merciful right now.
11:05Because I'm kind of overwhelmed that she apologized
11:07on the fact that she was wrong.
11:10I didn't even know that she knew the word.
11:13But Tammy's support means so much to me right now.
11:18Thank you.
11:21Well, today's a new chapter in the beginning of your life.
11:25I don't want my mom fighting.
11:27I want to squash everything.
11:29Just move past it.
11:30Let's bury it.
11:30Let's move on.
11:33Sounds great.
11:35Bitch, why haven't you been in heels for your brass?
11:39I ain't getting no heels here.
11:40I got flats.
11:43Is that my shoes?
11:44Like the shoes you're wearing?
11:45Yeah.
11:46Well, they're slides, but they're diamond slides.
11:50It's not a surprise to me that Amy got diamond slides for her wedding shoes.
11:56That bitch could wear slides anywhere and everywhere.
11:59I think if she was climbing a mountain, she'd probably wear slides.
12:03But seriously, I'm glad the conversation with Amy went well.
12:09Showing love and affection, saying I'm sorry is not really something we grew up with.
12:16But if you don't apologize, it's like having a wound that never heals.
12:22It just gets worse.
12:24Until you have no relationship left.
12:29I don't want that.
12:31And I love her.
12:32And I want to be sisters again.
12:37Why do you think it was a hair color?
12:40I actually really like it.
12:42I truly like it.
12:44This is the first time I'm looking you in the face and telling you I like your hair.
12:48This suits you.
12:50And I heard you got your eyes.
12:53They look good is what I'm trying to say.
12:55I thought that was scary for you that you were going to have bruises.
12:59And I'm glad you don't.
13:00I still got like a couple stitches, but one fell out last night.
13:05I mean, I knew she had surgery.
13:07And I was worried that her eyes were going to be bruised.
13:14But I wasn't.
13:15She looked great.
13:16It was standing there.
13:18Only thing I could say was, wow.
13:22Like she really did look good.
13:24Well, bitch, I'm gonna go ahead and get out of here and let you finish getting ready.
13:27Okay.
13:28You look gorgeous.
13:28Thank you.
13:29And I love you and I'm proud of you.
13:31So keep that crown held high.
13:33Thank you.
13:38I was not expecting Tammy to be this nice to me.
13:42This is all Halloween miracle.
13:44I mean, Jesse James himself done kissed Tammy on the forehead and made her apologize.
13:48He was like, if you don't, I will shoot you in your sleep, bitch.
13:51Ha, ha, ha.
14:14All right.
14:15Are you ready?
14:16Yep.
14:17Aw, you look so pretty.
14:19Thank you.
14:20How you gonna put this on?
14:22You gonna go over your head or step in?
14:24I step aside.
14:25My wedding was supposed to start a few minutes ago.
14:28And true Amy fashion, I'm gonna be late.
14:30I'm really excited to get in my dress because I am skinnier now than when I first tried it on.
14:35I actually went down three sizes since then.
14:38I don't know what it feels like anyway.
14:40I got my eye fixed and I lost weight.
14:43Like, Ryan ain't marrying me.
14:46He's marrying a trophy.
14:52I'm gonna need some help.
14:54These nails ain't doing right.
14:55They don't.
14:56You gotta do all them?
14:57Yeah.
14:58Amy's dress is absolutely gorgeous.
15:01But them buttons on the back of that thing is a mile long.
15:05We might be here all day trying to button her in.
15:08Please don't let her have gas.
15:13You might have to help with those buttons because my nails, I can't.
15:18The struggle was real and bad.
15:20When I went to go try it on, the seat shirts didn't have this much trouble buttoning it up.
15:24What the ?
15:26Good lord.
15:27Yeah.
15:27They need to make better contraptions getting into these things.
15:33Brittany was trying.
15:34Lili was trying.
15:35Misty was trying.
15:36The photographer?
15:37Come on .
15:38Somebody needs to hoist me in this damn dress.
15:42What about this?
15:44This is too thick.
15:45Is it?
15:46Yeah.
15:47Well, it was a good idea.
15:48It was a great idea.
15:49It really was.
15:50I am a stickler about a wedding starting on time, and it should have started 20 minutes
15:55ago.
15:55Amy's been getting ready all day.
15:57I mean, she's been in there four hours doing hair and makeup.
16:00So, she should be ready by now.
16:02Do you have your jewelry on, Amy?
16:05Everything else is on?
16:06Mm-hmm.
16:07Oh, my shoes.
16:08Shoes and veil is what you have left?
16:10Okay.
16:13We are definitely running behind.
16:15And poor Kelly's pissed off.
16:18If that lady cuts, she would be doing it now.
16:21Oh, good lord.
16:23Way past time for the ceremony.
16:26There we go.
16:27We're moving.
16:28And we are in there.
16:39She looks really pretty.
16:41Really?
16:42Amy.
16:43She looked really pretty.
16:45That's good.
16:47We're all waiting on Amy to come out.
16:49Apparently, it's my fault the wedding got held up, but it was worth it.
16:53She cried.
16:55Happy tears.
16:56I told you everything was going to be okay with it.
17:00I told you, didn't I?
17:02That was the greatest thing that's happened to her.
17:05Because she misses you.
17:07I am very relieved that Amy and Tammy got along.
17:12Moving forward, I hope that their relationship stays good.
17:16Because I can't take their no more.
17:18Like, I don't know how anybody's taking their for this long.
17:21Because I can't.
17:22This one can't.
17:23I've done it for a while now, and I can't do it no more.
17:26So they either get along, or I'm out in peace,
17:30and it was nice knowing you, but holler back, because I can't do it.
17:33You know what I mean?
17:34Like, I can't ask.
17:36Mm-mm.
17:38Mm-mm.
17:40I don't know.
17:41We still got things we probably need to talk about.
17:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean, you can do that slowly at a time.
17:48No, this is not the time right now.
17:49No, or the place.
17:51No.
17:52I am really happy that me and Amy are finally back on the same page again.
17:59Now, it's time to get this bitch married and party!
18:05Is she around here?
18:07Baby!
18:11Now I'm just aggravated.
18:12I've got guests.
18:14They're getting antsy.
18:15The kids are restless.
18:16At this point, I'm feeling very anxious to get her out of that bridal suite, get them lined up, and
18:22get her down the aisle.
18:23I feel like a marshmallow.
18:25You look like a snack then, okay.
18:27I'm a whole Rice Krispie treat, girl.
18:30A whole snack, girl.
18:32I'm a whole s'mores pie.
18:34Stop it.
18:36I don't know if I'm a tasty treat, but I'm something to eat.
18:41I think I'm more of a whole damn turkey beast.
18:46Look at these breasts.
18:51Brian's out there waiting for you.
18:54Everybody's lined up and ready to go.
18:57So it's time.
18:58Everything's ready.
19:00I'm ready to walk down this aisle and nothing better go wrong.
19:04All right, you ready?
19:06Yep.
19:07You can go.
19:11I'm a little nervous, I guess.
19:13But I've been ready for this moment since we met, pretty much.
19:17So I cannot wait to see her walk down the aisle.
19:35I'm happy to be here, but also it hurts a little because I was supposed to be bridesmaid or whatever.
19:43And I'm just a guest.
19:46But Misty looked really beautiful and so did Brittany.
19:50So did Brittany.
19:52Lily.
19:53Yes.
19:54I don't know, just the way they did Misty's hair and makeup.
19:58It looked great on her.
20:00Misty's kind of like a stud without being a lesbian.
20:09Because she don't like, you know, like the women like that.
20:13But the way she dresses is kind of like a stud sometimes.
20:24Am I wrong?
20:26No.
20:26No.
20:31I think I'm gonna pee myself.
20:37Come on guys, let's go.
20:39Can you hold this for me?
20:41No?
20:42No.
20:42Okay, I tell you what, how about a basket?
20:44How about a bag and they're gonna give you candy when you walk down there?
20:47Can you take this and they'll give you some candy when you walk down?
20:50I want it.
20:50You wanna go get some candy?
20:52No.
20:52No?
20:53You wanna get candy?
20:54Okay, I tell you what.
20:55I tell you what.
20:56Let's just go.
21:01Is my kid crying?
21:12If these kids don't make it down the aisle, I don't know what we're gonna do, because I'm just afraid
21:16it's gonna ruin Amy's day.
21:24Hey, Amy.
21:26Can I borrow your birthday?
21:28I have no idea what Amy wants, and I'm nervous, because I don't want to sit at all.
21:34That's not what I'm here for.
21:51Come on, let's go.
21:52It's okay, come on.
21:56Do you want to take a bag for candy?
21:59No, this way, this way, this way, this way.
22:00Come here.
22:01Come this way, this way.
22:02Turn this way, turn this way.
22:04Go right up here.
22:11Aww.
22:13We had given the guests candy, because it's Halloween, so, you know, what better?
22:19And as soon as I told Gage and Glenn that there was gonna be candy down the aisle, they did
22:24exactly what we asked them to do, so it was perfect.
22:28I'm jealous.
22:29I wish that.
22:31That's good candy, too.
22:32There you go.
22:34Thank you.
22:35Your flower's facing the right way.
22:37Keep them down a little bit so you can see all of this.
22:40All right?
22:41You okay?
22:42Mm-hmm.
22:42It's all good.
22:43Smile.
22:43Big day.
22:51All right, we're stepping on my dress.
22:53Sorry.
22:57Rise for the bride, please.
23:07Here comes the bride.
23:12Aw.
23:12Hi, baby.
23:14That's worth a minute.
23:15Hi.
23:16Hi.
23:17All right.
23:19Hi.
23:21Hi.
23:22Hi.
23:24Hi.
23:26Hi.
23:26My baby.
23:35Hi, baby.
23:36Hi, I'm a little weirdo.
23:39I'm a cheese.
23:41You are a cheese.
23:42I'm cheese.
23:43I'm cheese.
23:44You all may be seated.
23:46I'm a European.
23:53Now, before we begin, Brian and Amy have asked me to share vows that they have wrote for each other.
24:00We will start with Brian.
24:02Amy and I weren't looking for forever when we met, but we both knew early on that we found it.
24:10It wasn't love at first sight, it was love that first night.
24:15Because I know in our 26-hour lunch date, I couldn't spend the rest of my life without her.
24:25We had a rough year with the first arrest.
24:29We were tested, but our love for each other and our desire to be together never changed.
24:36First and only arrest.
24:40When he brought up the arrest, that went through me.
24:42I didn't really think anybody would bring that up during the actual ceremony.
24:47Did you think Brian would do any that he's done in the last year?
24:51You know, I didn't think a grown man would wear the kind of shoes he does, but that's beside the
24:56point.
24:56There you go.
24:57So expect the unexpected when it comes to him.
25:00You just don't know what the hell's going to come out of his mouth.
25:02With that being said, he's good for Amy.
25:05One beats on one drum, one beats on another drum.
25:07Way out yonder.
25:11Brian, before you came into my life, I was a little lost, trying to find the right person for me
25:19and my babies.
25:20Then you showed up, and suddenly everything started to make sense.
25:24You've been my best friend, my safe place, and the one who can always make me laugh.
25:30Stop.
25:31You're stopping.
25:32You brought me love, laughter, and a sense of calm into my life and my kid's life, and for that,
25:38I'm forever grateful.
25:40Today, I promise to keep laughing with you and always remind you that you are officially stuck with me.
25:50I would not say that she lets herself be vulnerable like that very often.
25:54So hearing Amy speak of her love for me definitely gets me emotional, but just seeing it and feeling it,
26:00I mean, it's awesome.
26:03Brian, repeat after me.
26:06I promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard.
26:10I promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard.
26:15Amy means everything to me, and no matter how messy things get or with her family or anybody else,
26:22we'll handle anything as it comes together and support each other and try to make each other's days better.
26:29I promise to be your biggest fan.
26:32I promise to be your biggest fan.
26:34I promise to be your teammate.
26:36I promise to be your biggest job.
26:39Your safe place.
26:41Your safe place.
26:42And your adventure partner.
26:43And your adventure partner.
26:44Even if the adventures involve camels.
26:47Even if those adventures involve camels.
26:49But let's leave those out.
26:52Preferably.
26:54In such a short amount of time, me and Brian went from, like, jail to fights with family members.
27:00And I think our relationship is stronger because we had to endure those things together.
27:06And now we're ready to start the next chapter.
27:09With this ring, I give you my heart and I promise to love you always.
27:14Amy?
27:17What's up?
27:18Place the ring on it.
27:19With this ring, I give you my heart and promise to love you always.
27:26By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
27:31Brian, you may now kiss your bride.
27:43I introduce to you Mr. and Mrs. Brian Laverne.
27:57The family all stay together for pictures.
28:00The ceremony was great.
28:02I mean, it's everything I wanted.
28:04We got the boys calmed down.
28:06At the end of the day, they were a little chaotic.
28:09But, hey, they did their job.
28:10They walked down the aisle.
28:12Oh, my God, they look so cute.
28:14They're little tuxedo.
28:16Like all times, dear.
28:19Locked up.
28:20To be honest with you, it hasn't really set in.
28:23Me and Brian keep looking at each other.
28:25Are we really married?
28:27We're really married.
28:31I'm glad everybody's here, including Tammy.
28:34And even though my mom angers today, because it's too hard to get her out of the house with her
28:40wheelchair.
28:40She's been begging for years to get another sibling picture.
28:44Well, here's our chance.
28:45Okay, children.
28:46This is too much.
28:47This is too much.
28:49I got monkey in my back.
28:52Tammy and Amy did really good today, and they smoothed everything over.
28:57Hopefully, this is going to be a sign of good things to come.
29:01It's damn sure a glimmering light.
29:03And maybe, just maybe, Tammy started to get back on track with her mental health.
29:11So with that being said, no better reason to kick one back with friends and family.
29:17I'm not saying we all get tore down from the floor up.
29:21But, you know, one or three never hurt nobody.
29:26I'm not saying we're going to get back on track with anybody.
29:36Cheers.
29:39Things have been going good so far, but I ain't gonna lie.
29:42I am nervous right now because with all the Slaytons in one room, I don't know what's going to happen.
29:49So, you know, like, I mean, they could all dance or they could all fist fight.
29:53It could be like, you know, wrestling event or church.
30:04We did it, y'all.
30:07All right, at this time, ladies and gentlemen, we will have the first dance.
30:19They can throw sticks in stone.
30:23Try to make us feel so low.
30:27The higher that we climb.
30:29Out of the windows.
30:34And they can't see this love.
30:36Now do we still do that?
30:39What do we do?
30:41What?
30:43I totally forgot the steps.
30:46Like, my brain went.
30:47And she was the lead.
30:49I mean, I let her do the leading.
30:52So, once she lost the steps, yeah.
30:55It went pretty bad.
30:57What are we doing now?
30:59You ready to breakdance?
31:00I don't know if I can in this little suit.
31:03All right, y'all.
31:04If he hurts himself, it ain't my fault.
31:06Is this when I was supposed to do that?
31:09Oh, yeah.
31:13The first dance was kind of interesting.
31:16I don't really know what was going on.
31:18And then Brian starts rolling around on the floor.
31:23Oh, I can't do it in this suit.
31:27A 50-year-old man does not need to be trying to breakdance anymore.
31:31We're just going to have to give him that on the down low, information-wise.
31:35Up, down, left, right, I don't know where to go, baby.
31:40And then we dip, and then...
31:45No, I might have pulled her thing out.
31:54That was something.
31:56I don't know who thought that was a good idea.
32:00Because Amy's got two left feet.
32:03And I don't know if Brian can breakdance.
32:06I thought he was going to kick himself in the head first.
32:10Bless his heart.
32:13He's your eye.
32:15I'm all sweaty.
32:16My coos are sweaty.
32:26You're putting your napkin in here.
32:28Very good.
32:29Don't want to get that dress dirty.
32:32Hell yeah, I'm going to tuck a damn napkin in me.
32:34I will get it all over me.
32:36Let's be real.
32:37Even though this wedding's fancy-smancy, this is not my cup of tea.
32:40Hell, give me a backyard barbecue any day.
32:43I can play it fancy in the minors, but I never went pro.
32:53I have no idea what Amy wants, and I'm nervous.
32:58Because I still feel like I have to be careful with what I say.
33:03Because I don't want to set her off.
33:05That's not what I'm here for.
33:19Thank you.
33:22¿Can I borrow your first date?
33:29¿Y remember how at your age?
33:32¿Y remember how I said,
33:33hey, we're not persuading anymore?
33:35And then, ¿quién we're changing?
33:37¿Would you want to do that?
33:41I was nervous,
33:43but Amy just asked me
33:45to come over and help her
33:47make an announcement
33:49for the wedding video
33:50that her and Brian
33:52are now officially married.
33:54Do you know how to say the name correctly
33:56because I ain't trying to look stupid?
33:58Laverne.
33:59Laverne.
34:00Laverne.
34:00Laverne.
34:01Laverne.
34:02Laverne.
34:03Laverne.
34:03No, La-V-E-R-N.
34:05Laverne.
34:07Laverne.
34:08Laverne.
34:10Laverne.
34:11Laverne.
34:12Oh, dear Lord.
34:13If you like Laverne better,
34:15I mean, that's what her brother says.
34:17You don't even know.
34:18How you don't even know
34:19how to say your own name.
34:23Hey, y'all.
34:24I got a big announcement.
34:26We're not the Slayton sisters no more.
34:29I now pronounce out
34:31the Laverne.
34:32Yeah, yeah.
34:33I don't think I said it right,
34:35but I love you.
34:36That's close enough.
34:37Look out.
34:40I'm a little surprised
34:41that Amy included me
34:43with the announcement
34:44and not, like,
34:45Lele
34:46or even Misty
34:48or Brittany.
34:49It actually meant
34:50a lot to me.
34:52I guess it was kind of
34:53her way of saying
34:54I'm sorry, too.
34:57What the heck
34:59are you drinking now?
35:00It's the strongest drink
35:01I've ever had
35:02in my life.
35:03I'm going to have
35:04to leave my car here.
35:07I've never had
35:08a stronger drink
35:09in my life.
35:10Yeah, sis,
35:10you've told me that
35:11about four or five times now.
35:13Hey,
35:14this ain't bad,
35:14is it?
35:16That's strong enough
35:17to burn.
35:18I like it.
35:22Andrea's inebriated.
35:23She had the purple drink.
35:25I think it was called
35:26the Amy.
35:26And I'm going to tell you
35:27right now,
35:28if they were strong enough,
35:29I ain't so sure
35:29you couldn't let
35:30the damn thing on fire.
35:32I'm being honest.
35:34If we could get everyone
35:36to have a seat
35:36so that we can start
35:37the speeches.
35:38Hey!
35:40Woo!
35:41Jesus Christ!
35:44Hello, everybody.
35:45I'm here.
35:46I'm Amy's best friend
35:47and maid of honor.
35:48I just want to start
35:49by saying how truly honored
35:50I am to be standing here
35:52because even though
35:53we haven't known
35:53each other forever,
35:55we've built a bond.
35:56It's been real
35:57and special
35:57from day one, right?
36:00Yeah.
36:02As Lele is giving
36:04her speech,
36:05you look over
36:06at Tammy
36:07and you can't help
36:08to think
36:09it's got to be
36:10bothering her.
36:11And I really do
36:13think Tammy
36:13is starting
36:15to realize
36:15the arguing
36:17and the fighting
36:18just ain't worth it.
36:21So, glasses up,
36:23everybody,
36:23to Amy and Brian.
36:25Congratulations.
36:26I love you both.
36:27Thank you, lady.
36:29Thank you.
36:33Well, if everybody
36:35don't know me,
36:36too bad.
36:37All right?
36:41But, Brian,
36:42you know,
36:43hell,
36:43we tried to run you off.
36:44It didn't work.
36:48I ain't scared.
36:49I'll tell him
36:49what I thought.
36:50I tried to run him off.
36:51I'll be honest.
36:52He told me
36:52I had a last chance
36:53to run this morning,
36:54too, but...
36:55We all did.
36:57He's part of the family
36:59now,
36:59so I guess that means...
37:01We can take
37:01the gloves off.
37:04I threw a lot
37:06of shade
37:06Brian's way,
37:08and he's took it,
37:09and with a grain
37:11of salt.
37:12Maybe he will fit in.
37:14He'll be all right.
37:15Welcome to the family.
37:17Just be prepared.
37:19You up.
37:19I get to step
37:20on your throat.
37:21Copy that.
37:26Chris' speech
37:27was really good.
37:28It was really good.
37:29A little threatening there,
37:30but I like that
37:31in family.
37:32All right, all right,
37:33it's time for the bouquet toss.
37:35So we need all
37:36the single ladies
37:37to come on out
37:38to the dance floor.
37:40I've never caught
37:41a bouquet before,
37:42but it would be great.
37:45I love Andrea
37:46with everything in me.
37:48Like,
37:49I'm ready to get married,
37:50and I hope
37:53I'm next.
37:55All right,
37:57we're going to do
37:57a countdown.
37:58I'm pushing me.
37:59I got you back here.
38:01All right,
38:01let's do a countdown.
38:01You ready?
38:02Here we go.
38:03Three,
38:03two,
38:04one.
38:06Bye.
38:09Bye.
38:10I hope you don't
38:11get bit by a horse.
38:13Oh, babe.
38:14Oh, no.
38:18All right,
38:19it's time for the bouquet toss.
38:21Let's do a countdown.
38:22You ready?
38:23Here we go.
38:23Three,
38:24two,
38:25one.
38:26Let her fly.
38:28Let her fly.
38:31Woo!
38:32Woo!
38:32Woo!
38:33Woo!
38:35Woo!
38:36Woo!
38:36I guess since Andrea
38:38caught the bouquet,
38:39it's a good time
38:39that we're next
38:40in line to get married.
38:41at least I hope.
38:45In the past year,
38:46Andrea and I
38:47have gone through
38:47so much.
38:48She has stuck
38:50by my side
38:51and is still
38:53willing to
38:54embrace the future
38:55with me,
38:56and I'm excited
38:57for it.
39:01Smash it!
39:03Smash it!
39:04Smash it!
39:05You're turning.
39:07What's next for me
39:09is trying to build
39:10my relationship
39:11back with Amy.
39:13And I want to continue
39:15trying to get
39:16my independence back
39:17to be able to
39:18enjoy life.
39:20I want to try
39:22things that
39:23might be scary
39:24like driving
39:25or even riding
39:26a horse.
39:28Basically grabbing
39:29life by the balls
39:30and holding on to them.
39:38It's great to see
39:40Amy and Brian
39:41starting their journey
39:42of life together.
39:44As far as me
39:45and Brittany,
39:46I don't really know
39:47what the good Lord
39:48is going to hold
39:49for us.
39:49But I know my wife
39:51truly wants to
39:51pursue motherhood.
39:53I think it's time
39:54to start pursuing
39:55the medical side
39:56of why she's not
39:58been able to conceive.
40:00And after that,
40:01we can figure out
40:02where it can go
40:03from there.
40:14It was a great day.
40:16Like, I think
40:17the wedding was,
40:17like, great.
40:18I mean,
40:18it's everything.
40:19I wanted
40:20nothing
40:21went horribly wrong
40:22except for
40:24that damn dance.
40:28Now with the wedding
40:29behind us,
40:30it's time to ride off
40:30into the sunset.
40:32I decided to have
40:33a horse and carriage
40:34send-off,
40:35like,
40:36Cinderella-type deal.
40:37But I didn't take
40:39into account
40:39that I was scared
40:40of the damn horse.
40:42I'm like,
40:43that horse better
40:43stay up there.
40:45I am not on the mini.
40:50Chris!
40:51I want to go.
40:52Let's wipe the back
40:52of that ass!
40:55That's a wild load
40:56before you do.
40:57Oh!
40:57We're talking about
40:59the real horse,
41:00not you that time!
41:01Oh!
41:04Next for me,
41:05after the wedding,
41:06skin removal.
41:08But my weight loss
41:09to sex
41:10is just like
41:10everybody else's.
41:11Some days it's good,
41:13some days it's bad.
41:14Some weeks
41:15I'm fatter,
41:16and then the next week
41:17I'm shorter.
41:18So, you never know.
41:20Like, I, yeah,
41:21I have ups and downs
41:22too, David.
41:33I'm scared of this horse,
41:34I ain't gonna lie.
41:35I'm scared to death of it.
41:37Huh?
41:37I'm not letting
41:38anything else
41:39bite you, dear.
41:41Bye!
41:43Thank you,
41:44everybody,
41:44for coming!
41:46Bye!
41:52I hope you don't
41:53get beat by a horse.
42:01Oh, babe,
42:02I just knocked out
42:02your frickin' bouquet.
42:05What?
42:06Yeah.
42:07Oh, no.
42:08Um, can you
42:09circle back around
42:10and stop
42:10and let me jump out
42:11and pick up this
42:12bouquet
42:12or what's left of it?
42:15Right there
42:16in the middle of the road
42:17we dropped the bouquet.
42:18Let me hop out
42:19and get that.
42:21Oh, that looks
42:22still good.
42:23Okay, good.
42:24Yeah.
42:24Woo!
42:27That scared me.
42:29Oh, I'm sorry.
42:30Sorry.
42:31I'm sorry.
42:31I'm sorry.
42:32I'm sorry.
42:34Gracias.
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