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00:04Bunkies, come see mama.
00:06Mama loves you.
00:07I got some good gossip for y'all.
00:10We got to find out what kind of podunk stuff
00:12is Forrest and Sheena up to.
00:16Binky just told me they don't like beer can.
00:18Yeah, Binky said, hey, I'm going to kick beer can.
00:23Who wants to watch TV with mama?
00:26All right, well, speaking of TV, we need to get going.
00:28The show's about to start.
00:29No, I want the TV out here so we can all be together.
00:33I'm not putting the TV in the bar.
00:34Look it, Binky's very interested.
00:36Let's go, it's about to start.
00:37OK, OK.
00:38Oh, Binky.
00:39All right, I'm going to watch the show now.
00:46It's Sunday night.
00:47What is it?
00:48Best night of the night.
00:49That's right.
00:49For more than 90 days.
00:51Woo-hoo!
00:56Sheena and I talked about it.
00:57And I think now is the perfect time to kind of let our sexual tensions go.
01:03Yeah!
01:03Yeah!
01:04Do it!
01:05Do it!
01:06Do it!
01:07Letting your sexual tensions go, that's a very academic way to put, hey, we ready to scoop
01:14the goop.
01:20Give him all of what you have in your pocket that I gave you.
01:23Give him all of it, Daniel.
01:27Listen to this out there making it rain in Africa.
01:30That's a new business we should start in America.
01:32You want to get cleansed?
01:33Yeah.
01:34Come to us.
01:34We're the chief priests of the village of Tampa.
01:36Yeah, we just dress up like we put them in paint.
01:39Hey, guys!
01:41Let me ask you guys all the question.
01:44Am I crazy?
01:46Or is my guy living with a girl and getting financially supported crazy?
01:51Oh, my gosh.
01:52She is just taking over the whole bar.
01:55Is Sean coming out soon?
01:57Oh.
01:57It seems like a tell-all.
02:04Yo!
02:05What a week, man.
02:06It was.
02:06What a week.
02:07What a fun week.
02:08I'm not really ready to go back home tomorrow, but...
02:10Jet skis are a little bit fast, and it was water.
02:13It was a little bit cold.
02:15Yeah.
02:15It's too cold for that.
02:16Winter a little bit, so, like, you know.
02:18But, hey, Tampa, welcome.
02:20You know, like how we say it.
02:21Welcome to Tampa.
02:22Yeah.
02:22Thanks for showing me around.
02:23It was fun.
02:24Yeah, come on over any time.
02:25It was a good first time to Tampa.
02:28I think we got to see everything.
02:30Oh, this weekend is going to be amazing, you know?
02:33Lisa and Daniel and that cleanser.
02:35Lisa need the whole ocean to clean that pasta wing.
02:38And Lisa and Josh is, like, up and down.
02:41Oh, Lisa's about to open a can of whoop-ass up in this restaurant tonight.
02:45Good night, baby.
02:46I'm ready for this.
02:48Julian, the bonkeys are so intelligent.
02:52I think we can put a TV out there for them.
02:55They'd enjoy it.
02:56You know, donkeys are the Einsteins of the equine world.
03:00You know, they're smarter than horses.
03:02Are you seriously...
03:04Yes.
03:04...want to put a TV out there for the donkeys?
03:06I've got an extra TV.
03:07So they can watch 90 Day.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Babe, Frida is so interested in what's going on with the show.
03:12She is.
03:12She's been hooked on having your girl.
03:15Forrest and Sheena, I think they're going to do it.
03:18I don't want to say that part to her.
03:19That's too much information.
03:20Oh, and also, Lisa can't be into what you are.
03:27Leave my pussycat alone.
03:28We love you, but Lisa's done with kitty cat.
03:34Where we at?
03:36Where do you think we are?
03:37You're going to wait until they write it down on the bottom of the screen so you can say it
03:40right?
03:41Where do you think it is?
03:42Like, Filipino or Indonesia or something?
03:44Yeah, I would say probably Indonesia or Nigeria.
03:46Forrest is Sheena.
03:48Forrest is Sheena!
03:51I'm bringing Forrest to Batangas, the province along the south area.
03:55It's quite popular for beautiful sandy beaches.
03:59I believe it's very important in every relationship to have alone, Tom.
04:02I think this is going to be good for the relationship.
04:04I really do.
04:04Yeah, they need to get away from Molly.
04:09Sheena and I talked about it.
04:10And now, not having anybody to kind of hold us back,
04:15I think now is the perfect time to kind of let our sexual tensions go.
04:21All righty!
04:22I hope this happens.
04:25Yeah!
04:27Do it!
04:28Do it!
04:29Do it!
04:30Letting your sexual tensions go, that's a very academic way to put,
04:36hey, we ready to scoop the goop.
04:39Oh, wow!
04:41Wow!
04:44Did you prepare this? Honey, this is so sweet.
04:47I did.
04:48Oh, there's the roses on the bed.
04:51Oh, they're both going to lose their V-card tonight.
04:54Why too bad, it's Molly coming.
04:55Yeah.
04:59To be honest, I am quite nervous to lose my virginity.
05:04And I'm quite excited as well.
05:06I was like, oh, wow.
05:08You're a 40-year-old virgin.
05:10I think it's time.
05:12I think the first time I was intoxicated.
05:14Spring break, that was my first time.
05:16I had sex for the first time when I was 19.
05:20When was your first time?
05:21I never had sex the first time.
05:23First time was...
05:26What the is that?
05:29That's what it was.
05:30Somebody's your d***.
05:32Yup.
05:33And when I was young, I was pretty proud of losing with Virginia.
05:35I was bringing around.
05:36Listen, for me, I was cold.
05:38I tried to do it outside in the middle of winter.
05:41I was ready to go, but it was just so uncomfortable.
05:44Who was it, Billy?
05:53What the is that?
05:55I don't know, but you don't put the condom in your mouth, buddy.
05:57You don't know which one he wants to be in.
05:59He's like, damn.
06:00You're just comfortable.
06:02I'm going to watch the show like this.
06:03This is awkward.
06:05I'm glad that I'm getting to give you my virginity.
06:09And I wouldn't want to give it to anybody else but you.
06:12You're going to have to help me get this on, by the way.
06:14Oh, really?
06:15Oh, my God.
06:17What?
06:20I hope he got the right size.
06:23I don't think he knows how to put on my condom.
06:25Well, I don't know either.
06:26It's like, you know...
06:26That's a damn lie.
06:27I don't look at stuff like that.
06:36Turn down the lights.
06:38Nothing is romantic with bright lights shining on you.
06:42Take off your glasses.
06:44Yeah, who has safety glasses?
06:45Don't be like Gino with the hat.
06:47Are they going to giggle through the whole thing?
06:49They're cute and giggly together, though.
06:51The nervous laugh.
06:53You know, there's not many people I know that lose their virginity together in love like that anymore.
06:58It doesn't happen.
06:59It's a rare unicorn in the world.
07:02They are the epitome of a love story.
07:08We back in Africa.
07:10Oh, yeah, baby.
07:16What is going to happen to our girl, Lisa?
07:19Let's not forget, last week when we saw Lisa and Daniel, uncle was supposed to be going to go talk
07:27to the high priest.
07:28Oh, boy. It's like, I am so nervous for those two.
07:32I like those colors.
07:33I do, too. It looks good on her.
07:42What in the world?
07:45What kind of kiss was that?
07:46He was like, something's going on.
07:47When you're kissing someone and they keep their eyes open and they're looking around to see who's watching, that ain't
07:52a good sign.
07:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:54Damn, we ain't see no tongue during this kissing. He was all about tongue before.
07:58Yeah.
08:00Last night, Daniel's uncle was able to talk to the elders, and he talked to the chief priest.
08:06And the chief priest says, we have to do a cleansing.
08:09But first, I have to buy a goat, two yams, and bring money.
08:14Yo, this just sounds like one big scam, Lisa. I don't know.
08:18God likes cash.
08:21And goats.
08:22Don't worry, we'll forgive you, but you got to give us money.
08:25And a goat.
08:26Don't forget the goat.
08:29The uncle had said in the olden days they slaughtered the goat.
08:32Now they don't do that anymore.
08:33So now what it's done, it must be a female goat because I'm female.
08:36But the goat gives milk, so he will feed the tribe with the goat milk.
08:41But what are the yams for?
08:43The two yams, it's what the ancestors demanded.
08:49We don't know why.
08:51Mom, the ancestors is telling me this whole situation is full of crap.
08:55Why in the world would the ancestors demand two yammies?
09:00Them ancestors is wild, y'all.
09:04Look, look, look, look.
09:07Is this where we buy goats?
09:08Yeah.
09:12What's the price?
09:13$200,000.
09:14What? $200,000 for a goat? No.
09:18That's right, Lisa. That's right. You showed them how you do down in the USA.
09:22$130 bucks? No, no. She's getting ripped off.
09:26Does she not understand? Like, they're gonna overcharge Americans no matter what over there.
09:30Absolutely.
09:31Yeah.
09:32How much? Not $200,000, no.
09:34Okay, give me $100,000.
09:35$100,000.
09:36Yeah.
09:36We are not paying, hold on. Oh God, we are not paying $100,000.
09:39We are paying $70,000, please.
09:42It's like they just see Lisa's money. That's all they see.
09:45Oh yeah, they charge, we're gonna charge a triple.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Hey, that's what it takes to get forgave for being married to women for the last 20 years
09:52and five marriages and ain't a bad price to pay.
09:55It's like a parking ticket.
09:56I wonder if paying less money for it, though, brings less blessings.
10:00I have enough money for this, but we still have to pay the priest.
10:04Yeah, what's the priest gonna want?
10:07I know.
10:07He's gonna say, give me $100.
10:10We have to go, we have to get.
10:13Let's go see the prince and make us too.
10:17Everything comes down to this priest and this cleansing.
10:20He can say that I can't be cleansed.
10:24And that will be the end of everything.
10:26I will lose Daniel forever.
10:29Are you sure this is the right way?
10:31Look at the smells, honey.
10:35What in the hell is this, man?
10:37This is where the chief priest hangs out?
10:39Damn, this looks sketchy as hell right now.
10:41Super sketchy.
10:43Oh, my God, baby.
10:48Hold on.
10:49He's yelling at me, Daniel.
10:51Oh, this just doesn't look good.
10:54Hold on, time out.
10:55As dirty as it is looking in there and you want her to move her shoe?
10:59With all this goat screaming and all this, I know this would be something.
11:11Oh, God, this is intense.
11:13Oh, my God.
11:16This is nuts.
11:18I have to be dreaming.
11:20This can't be real.
11:23Damn bitch, I want to run.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:31I didn't know if that man is crazy.
11:33He don't look like no priest.
11:34He's just screaming at people.
11:35Is this some voodoo stuff going on?
11:38I don't know.
11:40Oh, my God.
11:46That would be freaky AF, man.
11:50Jeez.
11:51This is so wild.
11:53I've never seen anything like that in my life.
11:54That is nuts.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:56I got goosebumps.
11:57Oh, Lord have mercy, Lisa.
11:59What have you gotten yourself into?
12:01Last night was exactly kind of what I thought.
12:05Well, more sloppy than what I thought it would be.
12:13Too much water.
12:14He couldn't handle that ocean.
12:16She flooded the forest.
12:17So did you think our first time was sloppy?
12:20Please.
12:25Annie, what are you doing?
12:29What's the matter with you?
12:32Oh, that's nice.
12:34I want to give you a kiss.
12:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:37Why are you giving me that?
12:38You look super pretty.
12:48What?
12:50Annie.
12:51Right.
12:57Is that the angel singing that Forrest and Sheena had sex?
13:02Oh, we back in the Philippines.
13:04I remember that habit.
13:05What?
13:05What up, you?
13:06I feel lots of weight off my mind.
13:09Yeah.
13:10The world has opened up.
13:12The angels are singing.
13:14Oh, Forrest and his knight with his tater tot Sheena.
13:19Can you imagine to wait, like, for 40 years, man?
13:22First time?
13:22No way.
13:23I'd rather my cold ass time on the park bench.
13:27It wasn't fun, but at least I got it out of my system.
13:30Seriously.
13:31It was the most special moment that I've ever had with you.
13:38I'm just glad you didn't break the bed.
13:41He is so funny.
13:43Oh!
13:46Oh, Lord have mercy.
13:48He is so goofy.
13:50Yeah, he looked different, too.
13:51He got more swag now, more pep in the step.
13:55You ain't tidying me out.
13:57Yeah, it's like you took the driver's seat and just kept going.
14:00As of today, I am not a virgin anymore.
14:03Woo!
14:04Woo!
14:05I've never rallied for someone losing the virginity.
14:07I know.
14:08He's on cloud nine right now.
14:10Yeah, look at him.
14:10Look at him.
14:11He says, I'm the man.
14:12I can cut the mustard.
14:17It's way better than what I thought, okay?
14:18Way better than what I do at night by myself.
14:22Uh, me and my hand, I'm sorry.
14:23We're going to have to break up.
14:26Ah!
14:31That's right.
14:32That feeling is way better, Forrest.
14:34Welcome to the club of getting some.
14:36Oh, you'll use it again.
14:39You're just separating for a little bit.
14:40Yeah.
14:41Hey, I don't think he understands.
14:42If he's getting married, you better keep that hand on standby,
14:45because it don't work out as you think it will.
14:48Last night was exactly kind of what I thought.
14:52Well, more sloppy than what I thought it would be.
14:59When you got on top and started going, uh,
15:03my legs were so .
15:05I felt like I needed a life preserver.
15:08Oh, my gosh.
15:09He's getting explicit.
15:10Oh, he needed a life jacket.
15:12This was real.
15:15Too much water.
15:16He can't handle that ocean.
15:18There must have been some tsunami waves hitting him last night.
15:21She flooded the forest.
15:23So did you think our first time was sloppy?
15:29I can't remember.
15:33I was, to be honest, I didn't know how to put a condom twist,
15:37you know?
15:39But I couldn't say the right word.
15:42Listen, in sex ed's class when I was a kid, in school, we had to do that.
15:46Like, they showed you how to, like, put it on a banana.
15:48It's weird.
15:49I never put a condom on a banana.
15:51I went to a Catholic school.
15:52They told us not to masturbate.
15:54Did you listen?
15:55No, I didn't listen to them.
15:57Sex is great.
15:58Yeah, I know.
15:59But the connection that we got afterwards, after, after, is definitely something I was not expecting.
16:05And I really feel like, even though we're not legally married, we can work out the paperwork later.
16:12But last night, you became my wife.
16:17Oh, baby.
16:19Yes, I agree.
16:21This is a marriage now.
16:23Damn, Forrest.
16:24You got Sheena.
16:26She love you.
16:27And that's all that matters.
16:29The one thing I will say I love about this couple, they are 100% in love.
16:33He's romantic.
16:34You know what happened if I told that to my wife?
16:36She would say, shut the up and get out of the room, because this is not okay.
16:42I'm starting to feel like maybe the right choice is to stay here in the Philippines.
16:48But I know that my mother, she's not going to have a good reaction to that.
16:55Now he knows his place.
16:57It's stick to your wife.
16:59And he's going to have to protect Sheena from his own mother.
17:03You wait and see.
17:04And those two belong together.
17:06And if they need a witness at the marriage, I'm flying out tonight to be the witness.
17:11I got to protect them from Molly.
17:13Forrest and Sheena, you did it.
17:15And now, fight for your love.
17:17That's right.
17:18You're already there.
17:19I need more time.
17:24Your decision today, not yesterday.
17:26Now what?
17:28Yo, you got me Uncle Mean Mugget, man?
17:31I want it.
17:33I want it.
17:34I want it.
17:34Today, we need a decision now.
17:36One thing I learned about Africa, don't mess with the uncles.
17:38You tell them, Uncle.
17:40You know how Lisa had her cleansing going on?
17:44What in the trash is this, Mom?
17:47This is an art assemblage.
17:49When I get stressed out, I go to creativity.
17:54This cleanses me and keeps me safe.
17:57What is this?
17:58This looks like the voodoo witch doctor stuff that he had in his cardboard brand.
18:01No, it's not.
18:02It's going to be a necklace.
18:04But I've got it.
18:04That's going to be a necklace.
18:05Who's going to wear that?
18:06I am.
18:07You're going to wear that.
18:07Yes.
18:08Hey, let me put it on.
18:10Lisa needed this.
18:14Well, I'm...
18:14Hang on.
18:15I was just putting it together yesterday.
18:18This is the most uncomfortable necklace I've ever worn in my childhood.
18:22It won't be when I get the right chain.
18:23What do you mean if you get the right chain?
18:24This thing is like 20 pounds.
18:25That chain is too short.
18:26This is ridiculous.
18:27This by far is the most...
18:28It's beautiful.
18:30Don't you feel cleansed right now?
18:32I feel something like I'm getting tetanus from this metal on here.
18:40Hmm.
18:41We got some gambling going on.
18:43Where's Beer Can?
18:44Invite him over for some gambling.
18:46Back with Rick and Trish and Mad Gaston.
18:49Yeah.
18:51There he is with you.
18:54These past few days, I've seen more sides to Trish.
18:58I've fallen even deeper in love with her.
19:01But I haven't made up my mind yet whether or not I want another child.
19:07You know what?
19:08If I was Trisha, I'd say, I want a child.
19:11I want to at least have one.
19:12So your decision is, are you going to stay with me and have a baby?
19:16If not, if you don't want one, then you bounce.
19:18Yeah.
19:18Because I'm having a kid.
19:19My dad wants to talk with us.
19:28You can guess with the conversations, bearing words.
19:31I want them.
19:32It could go either way.
19:33Rick say, hey, I ain't have no baby.
19:35Then, hey, you ain't touching my daughter no more.
19:37He's not going to want his daughter just, you know, being the fun bunny for Rick without a future.
19:55Oh, everybody else is sipping and Rick shot it.
19:58Exactly.
19:59That's what I would have done too, honestly.
20:01He's an idiot.
20:01Yeah.
20:02I would have done it.
20:02Trying to say I'm an idiot?
20:04Hey.
20:10You say, how was your vacation?
20:13Oh, it's been wonderful.
20:16I love your daughter very much.
20:18And each day that goes by, I'm loving her even more.
20:23Except when she talked about her ex.
20:25That was an issue.
20:27And, you know, me sleeping with my ex.
20:29Talking about the splash pad, Rick.
20:31The splash pad was fun, right?
20:45He comes straight to the point.
20:47He's going to say, before you leave, before you leave, you've got to get her pregnant.
20:50Straight to business.
20:51Yeah.
20:52That's how they do in Africa.
20:53They get straight to the point.
20:54This is what I described, man.
20:55Take you to the tree priest, get you a cleanse, ask you if you want to have a kid.
20:59They don't around.
21:01I want to respect your dad's demands for a decision, but I'm not prepared to do so.
21:14Rick, you can squeeze two out of there.
21:17You're acting like a politician.
21:19You won't commit.
21:20You already got to test drive the car.
21:22Yeah.
21:22You've been on your test drive.
21:24It's time to, like, own up.
21:26I love Patricia very, very.
21:29I know.
21:32Not that the problem.
21:35About the kids now.
21:37I need more time.
21:41You're a decision today.
21:43Not yesterday.
21:44Not what?
21:49I want it.
21:50I want it.
21:51Today.
21:52You need a decision now.
21:53One thing I learned about Africa.
21:54Don't mess with the uncles.
21:55You tell them, uncle.
21:57You can be my uncle.
21:58He's not going to give an answer here.
22:01They're demanding it.
22:02Yeah.
22:03He's not that type.
22:04I just don't see him succumbing to this.
22:14You have to decide it, yes or no.
22:16But if no, they have to hold me.
22:19What are you going to do, Rick?
22:21What are you going to say?
22:22Come on, Rick.
22:23Just give an answer.
22:24Rick, come on.
22:25Spit it out.
22:26We want to hear an answer.
22:28Yes or no.
22:29Like, we cannot be together anymore.
22:37That's hard, man.
22:38That is wild.
22:39That's hard for even for this guy, man.
22:40I cannot even agree with that.
22:41I would lie to them probably.
22:42Tell them what they want to hear and move on.
22:44If he can go through customs for a booty call,
22:48he can own up to this situation and give us an answer.
22:56Am I clean?
22:57Marlisa said that like she don't wear deodorant.
23:00Like, am I clean?
23:02Tell him to clean your damn wig while he's at it.
23:07You ready for your snack?
23:09Holy.
23:09Here you go, babe.
23:10Camoli.
23:11This is a seafood tower.
23:12You know what?
23:13With all the markets we've seen this season,
23:15I thought, why not do the specialty of my hometown San Felipe?
23:18The seafood tower.
23:19It's a San Felipe seafood tower?
23:21Yes, it has tuna, octopus, shrimp, fish.
23:25Oh, even a snail.
23:27It's like a smorgasbord of everything in the sea.
23:30It is.
23:30So enjoy.
23:31I think Freda's going to want it.
23:33She's going to end up smelling it.
23:34Okay.
23:34I want tuna.
23:35Oh, my goodness.
23:36Go dig in.
23:38Bye.
23:38Ready?
23:38Go.
23:39God.
23:40Oh!
23:41Oh!
23:43You like octopus here.
23:44Help that octopus.
23:46Oh, God.
23:48He made this.
23:49Oh.
23:50For sour.
24:02Oh, no, no.
24:04It's the demon-possessed guy's little hut.
24:07Run, Lisa.
24:07Get the hell out of there.
24:10Lisa and Dane.
24:11Dane, why don't you bring that woman to that torture, man?
24:13The priest is yelling and screaming at me, and I don't know what he's saying.
24:20Hold on a second.
24:21There's like a bottle of...
24:23That's a bottle of gin, man.
24:25Yeah, he's getting up over here.
24:26What is that?
24:28Looks like Gegermeister.
24:29Get on your major out.
24:31Look here.
24:35Oh, Boogie.
24:38Oh, Boogie.
24:40Oh, Boogie.
24:41Oh, Boogie.
24:44Oh, Boogie.
24:45Oh, Boogie.
24:46Oh, Boogie.
24:47Oh, Boogie.
24:48Oh, Boogie.
24:48Who are you here?
24:50Oh.
24:51Oh, Boogie.
24:51Oh, Boogie.
24:53Oh, Boogie.
24:54Oh, Boogie.
24:55Oh, oh, oh.
24:58What are you going to say?
24:59With Gangnam.
25:00I don't think 21 years of being a lesbian is an affair.
25:04She was a bona fide lesbian.
25:08She was lesbionic.
25:09With her Bella woman.
25:11Follow me now?
25:12Follow me now?
25:14Follow me now.
25:15Follow me now.
25:16Give me somebody.
25:17That was, like, you and your pissed.
25:21It's her wallet that's getting cleansed.
25:22Yeah, they cleaning her purse, her wallet.
25:25It's like, okay, you're nice and clean and fresh.
25:34Give him all of what you have in your pocket that I gave you.
25:37Give him all of it, Daniel.
25:44Listen to this out there making it rain in Africa.
25:46I did a lot of sinning.
25:48I did a lot of sinning.
25:50We ain't negotiating this shit.
25:52Lisa's not trying to budget this time.
25:54That's a new business we should start in America.
25:56You want to get cleansed?
25:57Come to us.
25:58We're the chief priest of the village of Tampa.
26:00Yeah, we just dress up like put them in paint.
26:03I got something.
26:04I'll get with you.
26:08Get it.
26:09Oh, he has a little helper.
26:13Oh, this is a whole, like, deal.
26:15He must be raking that money in.
26:17Carol, we need you in here.
26:19The cleansing, we need more money.
26:21We've got a real sinner in here.
26:23Clear the afternoon.
26:24Cancel all other appointments.
26:26After this cleansing today, will you mess up again?
26:31No.
26:32It's an agreement between you and Oracle.
26:35If you misbehave, they will come after you.
26:40What?
26:41That'd be a threat.
26:42I'm going to take it serious.
26:44This is kind of-
26:45Who Alisha believes this BS?
26:47If I'm sitting in that room, all I ain't do is all loud, I'd probably be laughing.
27:05I have watched a lot of 90 Day Fiancé shows.
27:07This is the craziest I've ever seen in my life.
27:10Man, this is wild, man.
27:12This is wild.
27:13Embrace your husband.
27:21Am I clean?
27:23While Alisha said that like she don't wear deodorant.
27:26Like, am I clean?
27:28Tell him to clean your damn wig while he's at it.
27:31Is this that?
27:32Am I?
27:33Am I?
27:33Am I?
27:33Why are you asking?
27:34You should know.
27:35You should feel it.
27:36Am I clean?
27:37Smell it.
27:38God.
27:39Have I been cured?
27:41You are clean from today.
27:47Oh, you're a piece.
27:49The dancing is over.
27:50Oh, it's just clean from that voodoo guy.
27:54Oh, well, congrats, Lisa.
27:56Wow.
27:57Lisa, you did it.
27:58You got your man.
28:00Oh, that easy?
28:01A little bit of money.
28:03Go.
28:03Now, don't get dirty on the way out.
28:05What did they ever do with the yams?
28:07Yeah, what did they do with the yams?
28:09I don't know, but I know where they can stick those yams.
28:12You know what?
28:13I'd give it to her because I don't think I could have sat through all this.
28:16You got to give it to Lisa.
28:17Not everyone could put...
28:18Yeah.
28:19And the whole time her wig stayed on, it did not move.
28:23She got some good glue.
28:24I think I'll push her.
28:26Right, it's a husband.
28:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:33Oh, there it is.
28:34Oh, he's back to the...
28:35There it is.
28:35Back to normal kissing, the OG kissing.
28:38But there's a problem.
28:40She's still married to a chickadiddle do.
28:42Can we have sex?
28:47Why not?
28:48Come on.
28:51Wait.
28:51Oh, my God.
28:52What is this?
28:53I just...
28:54Okay.
28:57Yeah.
29:04That's gross, yo.
29:05On the way there, closed mouth, he ain't want to kiss.
29:09On the way out, whole bunch of tongue.
29:14So, why the f*** am I here?
29:16Is it just...
29:16Is this just sexual?
29:18Because you have an emotional relationship with a woman, and she's helping you financially.
29:22So, like...
29:23No, stop saying she's helping me financially.
29:24If you say that one more time, I'm gonna lose this.
29:27F***.
29:27This b***h is crazy, is what Nat's thinking.
29:29Oh, my gosh.
29:30And I'm scared Alicia's titty's gonna fall out on the table.
29:35I don't have time to fix the laundry today to help me.
29:38Okay.
29:39This is my panting when I was...
29:41When I came to America, if you remember.
29:44Good.
29:46That's my panting now.
29:48After I have three kids.
29:51This can be a hat.
29:54Then you look like Lisa when she met the uncle for the first time.
29:58Ah!
30:06Oh, it's gotta be Australia.
30:09Crikey, I think it's Australia.
30:11Lisa and Joshua.
30:13Is this okay for the bar?
30:15Or where we're going?
30:17I love it.
30:18Josh took me out on one of his company's boats today, and it honestly was great.
30:23But the Nat situation has not cleared up, and that's, like, the one thing kind of lingering over us.
30:28So we set up tonight for us to just all get together and put everything on the table.
30:34Do you think there's anything going on, really, between Josh and Nat?
30:38Yeah.
30:39I think something's been going on, or if it's stopped, it's only recently just stopped.
30:45For somebody to financially take care of somebody else, there's gotta be another favor being returned or something.
30:50Yeah.
30:51Listen, if I was a man, and I was going to live in a woman's house, like, obviously, it ain't
30:56for no reason.
30:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:58I've been jealous, too.
31:00Mainly with another woman.
31:01Super weird.
31:02Their best friends, he came on hard times.
31:05She said, you can live here for free for a while if you want.
31:08That's what the deal is.
31:09She's making it seem like something totally different.
31:21I don't think it's going to go well.
31:24I don't think so, because I think Elise is ready to get some answers.
31:28What's the wrong thing to do?
31:30Take her to go get drinks, and she already got some type of animosity towards Nat.
31:35So I'll be like, no alcohol for you, sister.
31:39Yeah.
31:48I don't think so.
32:05I don't think so.
32:06I don't think so.
32:06I don't think so.
32:06Yeah.
32:06Obviously, like, we've been talking a lot.
32:09Yeah.
32:09And like, there's so much to digest, you know, everything.
32:12Yeah, of course.
32:15I mean, I do feel, like, uncomfortable.
32:18One of our problems in our relationship is not you necessarily.
32:22Uh-oh.
32:23Yeah, you.
32:25But, like, I just feel very uncomfortable about this connection.
32:34Oh, girl.
32:36When you get in between two friends like this and you're just met, you're just starting
32:43to date, and you get in between them and talk about their connection that you don't like,
32:48all you're doing is going to screw yourself over.
32:51Elise is going to find a reason why she doesn't like Nat.
32:53No matter what Nat says right now, Elise is not going to like her.
32:56Who cares about this woman?
32:58She's nobody.
32:58I mean, I think Josh cares because he lives in her shed or whatever.
33:02You don't want your significant other shacked up with some woman paying the bills.
33:09So what's the problem?
33:12You guys are emotionally tied.
33:14Yeah, absolutely.
33:15I wouldn't want to be best friends with someone if I wasn't emotionally tied with them.
33:19Uh-oh.
33:20She's fiery, too.
33:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:22Come on.
33:23You're telling me you don't have a friend in your country that you grew up with from, like,
33:27when you were small?
33:29And you're friends, and you never even thought about that person like that?
33:33You never know.
33:34I don't think Elise is wrong.
33:36I think Josh is f***ing Nat.
33:37So absolutely he is.
33:39Like, there's no way he's staying in that house of three.
33:41Yeah.
33:43Like, so why the f*** am I here?
33:44Is this just sexual?
33:46Because you have an emotional relationship with a woman, and she's helping you financially.
33:51So, like...
33:52Stop saying she's helping me financially.
33:53If you say that one more time, I'm going to leave this.
33:55F***.
33:56We have...
33:59Oh, shot fire up in here, baby!
34:01Hi, Rick.
34:01You said, you said, I'm going to lose it.
34:04This b***h is crazy, is what Nat's thinking.
34:06Oh, my gosh.
34:08And I'm scared Elise's titties going to fall out on the table.
34:13I don't want to f***ing think of my man living with another girl.
34:16Why can I not have a friend and a baby female?
34:19I think it's f***ing weird.
34:19Do you want me to go ask every single person here?
34:21Because I will.
34:22I wouldn't.
34:22It'd be embarrassing to you.
34:23Yeah.
34:25Oh, don't do it.
34:26Poor Josh.
34:27Look at Josh.
34:28He's like me.
34:28He's like a f***ing rude.
34:29Where's the Xanax?
34:30That's what he's looking at.
34:33Okay, let it be embarrassing for me.
34:35I don't give a f***.
34:37Is she...
34:38Oh, my God.
34:39Let me ask you guys all the f***ing questions.
34:43Oh, Lord.
34:44That's crazy.
34:45Uh-oh.
34:46Oh, gosh.
34:48Embarrassing.
34:48Oh, my God.
34:49Am I crazy or is my guy living with a girl and getting financially f***ing supported crazy?
34:56Oh, my God.
34:57She is just taking over the whole bar.
35:00If it was me, I don't know her.
35:04I don't know her.
35:05Does she know she's torching her relationship right now doing this?
35:09He shouldn't be living with her and he's getting financially supported.
35:11Do you think that's crazy?
35:15She's got a...
35:16Elise has a friend.
35:17Women power.
35:18Somebody get that drunk American girl out of here.
35:22Is Sean coming out soon?
35:24It seems like a tell-all.
35:26She still has a side card.
35:27She's toxic.
35:29I'm sorry.
35:30You don't know which one you're getting, is it?
35:31F*** you, man.
35:32F*** you.
35:33Good luck.
35:36For real.
35:37And she's saying that right in front of her, too.
35:39Well, she didn't come in like a goodwill ambassador either.
35:43At least she was nice and tried to say hello.
35:45No, she was saying and smiling, but it mean like it was like, screw you.
35:50Hey.
35:51You all right?
35:52Yeah.
35:52Are you okay?
35:53Two, you guys are together.
35:55So f*** you.
35:57Give me my purse.
35:58So f*** you.
35:59So you run to her after this, right?
36:01She's both...
36:03Do you want to go?
36:04You want him to run after you?
36:06Hey, hoagie.
36:07For real, you embarrass the f*** out of me in that bar.
36:10Dude, that was my date.
36:12I would...
36:13I wouldn't even pay the bill.
36:14I would just walk out.
36:15I'd be like, I'm done.
36:16I am done.
36:17You're going to make a total ass of yourself by yourself.
36:19This is not the proper place to do something like that.
36:23I feel like I was falling in love, though.
36:25But that s***, I'm done.
36:28Look.
36:32She was hurt.
36:33Elise was hurt.
36:35There's a time and place.
36:36Josh could have prevented all of this.
36:39There was a time and place for that.
36:40I think Elise is a nice person.
36:43Different things I've seen of her.
36:44I think she's a nice person outside of a relationship.
36:47But something like this, she's totally wrong.
36:50And she doesn't handle it right at all.
36:53Next time on Before the 90 Days.
36:57All right, Lisa and Daniel, what's going to happen next?
37:00There's one thing you didn't fulfill last night for me.
37:03What is that?
37:054-0-6.
37:09This is wild!
37:11These two look like they're having a great time.
37:13Did you guys make any plans?
37:15Because we are leaving tomorrow.
37:18Boris, don't tell Molly anything.
37:20Do not say anything.
37:21She just needs to mind her own business.
37:22Let them live their life.
37:23I have decided I'm going to stay here and live here in the Philippines.
37:30This is our choice.
37:32Oh, my God.
37:34Say a word, Bobby.
37:35You want to stay?
37:36He told you his mom.
37:38Was it okay?
37:39Yeah, he's a good guy.
37:42But it turns out, you're not so good.
37:46Oh, beer can, man.
37:48Beer can.
37:49Get his name right.
37:49Ah, Laura's in trouble.
37:51Yo, beer can is about to cause all kind of problems up in Turkey right now.
37:56I don't think that it's that big of a deal that I tried to kiss Michael.
38:00Beer can's massive reaction, that pisses me off.
38:08Hey.
38:09Hey.
38:10What is Laura doing at Michael's hotel room right now?
38:13That's insane.
38:14I don't know how you can patch the relationship after this one.
38:17George, it's been a fun one, man.
38:20It's been good.
38:21I got to get back home.
38:22Thank you for welcoming me into your home.
38:24Never expected we'd be here someday, but here we are.
38:27Let's go get some more, man.
38:29Let's go get some more.
38:30You're putting that TV outside next week for the bonkers, please.
38:34They need emotional enrichment, and that TV will provide some enrichment.
38:39They're going to get a lot of enrichment,
38:40watching Slick Rick and all them on TV?
38:42Well, yeah.
38:43It's like the donkeys are a lot smarter than you think.
38:46I got to go.
38:47Okay.
38:47We'll talk about it next week, and I got to go.
38:49That TV, the bank of mom says that TV's going up for the bonkers.
38:53You're just like Slick Rick.
38:55You know that.
38:55No, I'm not.
38:56I'm leaving Slick Rick.
38:57No.
38:58Slick Debbie.
38:59I want to go check the chickens outside, and I'll go put this up for you.
39:03You want this apple?
39:06No.
39:07Hey, we had everything tonight.
39:09It's like a cleansing, bells swinging.
39:11People going off at the bar.
39:13And you know what?
39:14We only have a few weeks before the tell-off.
39:16Who's Jeremy P of the season?
39:18Lisa.
39:20She's been the funnest to watch.
39:23I never thought I'd have so much fun watching a lesbian.
39:26It was good.
39:26It was wonderful.
39:27Let's go.
39:28Let's do a drink to her.
39:29And eat the fish tower.
39:31And eat the fishbar.
39:32And eat the fishh bar.
39:33Cheers.
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