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00:08Today is special for me, special for you, today is a special day.
00:16Today we're in the city of Hemet.
00:19You know, that reminds me of one of them Shakespeare plays, you know?
00:22The theme of the day is, to bid or not to bid?
00:27That is the answer, Danny boy.
00:31You know what Dan would say back to Shakespeare too, boy.
00:34He'll say something like...
00:36Come on up, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
00:39-b-b-b-b.
00:42Let's go here, man.
00:47When storage units are abandoned...
00:49Oh, look at this one.
00:51...the treasures within...
00:55...are put up for auction.
00:56You got scored on this.
00:57...storage away!
00:58400.
00:59Whoa.
01:01Not in all this show.
01:02M-O-N-E-V-I.
01:08Back to heaven, baby.
01:09It's been a while since we've been here.
01:10Oh, my God.
01:11Remember when Barry gave Dave his first Yup hat?
01:15The reason I got you this, Dave,
01:17is maybe you can save us all a little bit of noise pollution.
01:21And instead of yelling Yup, you just point to your hat.
01:26Yeah.
01:27We've got some memories here.
01:28You've got to live the auction business.
01:30You know, we have been in the auction game a long time.
01:3351 years.
01:34It's almost like a lifetime.
01:37Yeah, my old lifetime.
01:39Right?
01:40Welcome to heaven, folks.
01:42It's auction time.
01:45I love this place, and I'm wearing the brightest shirt I own.
01:49So that when I bid, Dan will see me.
01:51High-viz ability, so high-bid ability.
01:55Whether I'm in the front, in the back, in the middle, on the side, way over there, way over here,
02:00he's going to see my bids.
02:02He ain't missing me ever, ever again.
02:04I'm right here, bright as the sun, bright as the sun, dark as the night.
02:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:14I don't know, every time I hear the word Hemet, I just think, there's a letter missing in that word.
02:18It's such a weird word.
02:20And then I realized the word Hemet is the word helmet without the L.
02:24And then I was like, wait, I'm going to Hemet, which is in the desert, and I need to hydrate.
02:30So why not bring my hydration helmet to Hemet?
02:36Yeah, I'm just working on my shaker spirit today since we're in the city of Hemet.
02:41Words, words, words.
02:43That's all we hear is words.
02:46That makes no sense at all.
02:49Just above all, Dionne Locker, be true.
02:55Bugs.
02:57Bugs, bugs, bugs.
03:00Look at Lisa, she drunk, she walking fast.
03:03Came prepared.
03:04Yeah, ain't no football game over here.
03:06This is an auction game.
03:08I brought my hydration helmet.
03:09I might have to put something else in there once my water runs out.
03:12Oh, God, with your bad self.
03:14This is some design flaws on this sucker.
03:16Oh, s***.
03:17You're leaking, girl.
03:19I hope you got a whistle.
03:22A drowning whistle?
03:23Yeah, yeah, a drowning whistle.
03:24Because Ken can't swim, I can't save you.
03:27You're reading poetry.
03:28Yeah, I'm reading a shaker spirit of Hemet, a.k.a. Hamlet.
03:33I'd love to hear some.
03:35God has given you one face and you make yourself another.
03:40Oh.
03:41Yeah, I'm a professional.
03:42Yeah, you sure are.
03:45Hi, girl.
03:46Hi, welcome to the Poetry Jams.
03:48The Poetry Jams?
03:50Yeah.
03:51Listen to many.
03:52Speak to few.
03:53I like words.
03:54Learn to paddle your own canoe.
03:56Oh, okay, all right.
03:57We're going to need one out here if it rains.
03:59I like empowering words.
04:01Words that kind of give me like a little like slap in the ass.
04:04Oh, s***.
04:04Something is rotten in the city of Hemet.
04:09Who do we got here?
04:11Mr. Kenny Do It or Mr. Lisa Can't Do It?
04:14Or Mrs. Lisa Can't Do It?
04:17Neither of them can't do it when I'm around.
04:20Welcome to the auction.
04:21We're down in Lower Dotson with American auctioneers.
04:23Before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules.
04:25Going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door, give you five minutes to take
04:28a look around.
04:29You can't go inside.
04:30You can't open any boxes.
04:31And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can own it today?
04:34Are you ready?
04:35Yeah!
04:36Oh, great crowd.
04:38Let's go!
04:39All right.
04:40Yeehaw.
04:41Woo-hoo!
04:42Lead the way, babe.
04:43Let's do it.
04:43We've got like a cornucopia of really great units here today, babe.
04:47I think we have a unit for everybody today.
04:50This way, folks.
04:51This way.
04:51First unit.
04:59All right.
05:00Here we go.
05:00Little door.
05:01Oh, all right.
05:03It's deceiving.
05:10Oh, this one's kind of interesting.
05:11We've got a lot of boxes.
05:13This is a nice, tidy, little cubby shelf.
05:15An old suitcase, so that's got some potential.
05:19This could go either way.
05:20It could go either way.
05:24This is pretty nice.
05:25Oh, I see some light.
05:27Oh, that's you.
05:28I thought Jesus walked in here.
05:31This is a nice unit.
05:32It's organized.
05:33Oh, they got the treasure chest in here.
05:35Oh, I'm going in on this one here, boy.
05:37I'm going to go talk to my peoples.
05:40Wow.
05:40This one, I'm definitely in for.
05:42It just looks like it's going to be some scoreable knickknacks.
05:44A lot of totes, a lot of baskets, a lot of shelves.
05:47I really like this one.
05:48Maybe it's time to teach Kenny that Hamlet is a tragedy.
05:52All righty.
05:53Here we go.
05:53Not much money on this unit.
05:54What are you going to pay?
05:5510 by 10.
05:55What are you going to pay?
05:55You tell me.
05:56How about a chubby?
05:5710 by 10.
05:58Wow.
05:58All right.
05:59What are you going to pay?
05:59How about a chubby?
06:00What is it?
06:00Got $100 right there.
06:01I got $100 right there.
06:02I got $150.
06:03I got $150.
06:05I got $150.
06:06I got $150.
06:06I got $150.
06:06I got $150.
06:07I got $150.
06:09I got $150.
06:10I got $150.
06:15I got $150.
06:18Where?
06:19Three, $150.
06:20Everybody's in on this one.
06:22Kenny won that unit.
06:25Welcome to America.
06:26You're too late, Ivy.
06:27Kenny bought it.
06:28$350.
06:28Kenny, sold your way.
06:30Yeah.
06:31Kumbaya, homie.
06:34I can't believe Dan didn't see me.
06:37It's the only reason I bought this damn shirt.
06:39The reason why I got this unit is because of the treasure chest in there.
06:43And another reason why, because we're in the shade.
06:45And I was leaking out there, America.
06:49This is above all, to dine own locker be true.
06:59Woo-hoo!
07:01Oh, my God.
07:02How did I get the hard door?
07:07Woo!
07:13Double door!
07:14Big door!
07:14Big door!
07:16Two-door locker?
07:17I think that's a first.
07:18I don't think I've ever seen that.
07:20Double the doors means double the stuff means double the dollars.
07:27Interesting.
07:28First glance, it looks like a store that closed out.
07:32Tables, 25, 50, 75, 125, 200 in tables right there.
07:39Closed rack, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, times 50, 500 in closed racks.
07:43Two shelves, another 50, I'm binned.
07:48Woo!
07:49Okay, I am missing my hydration helmet now.
07:52Well, I don't need a bunch of clothing racks, but I like these bins.
07:57That's mysterious.
07:59Um, hi, Dan.
08:01Hey, watch out.
08:02San Andreas fault line right here.
08:04Ooh, oh, my gosh.
08:05Look at that.
08:05So if you're lucky enough to get a unit right on top of the fault line, it might be good.
08:09Wow.
08:10Right?
08:10That's, that's considered good luck, right?
08:13I see a fan.
08:14Wish you could plug it up, Dan.
08:15Hi, Brian.
08:17I know.
08:18Portrait.
08:19Look at this.
08:20This must have been a retail store right here.
08:22What makes you think so?
08:23I see stands where they hang them clothes up right here.
08:26All kind of display racks.
08:28And see the heifer torsos?
08:29That low-key undercover headless mannequins.
08:31You could sell that.
08:32Or just keep one around the house for company.
08:34Yeah.
08:35You ain't gonna worry about nobody talking back to you.
08:38Right?
08:38You know what, that one there looked very, very interesting.
08:41To bid or not to bid, Danny, boy.
08:44You know my answer, babe.
08:45Yeah.
08:46All righty.
08:47Here we go.
08:47Number 20, we need to pay a big whole unit.
08:49Here we go, double unit.
08:5020 by 20, folks.
08:51And here we go.
08:52And that much money, what's your pleasure?
08:52What are you gonna pay?
08:53And give me a $100 bill.
08:55I'm gonna get a $100 here.
08:56What about $2,000?
08:56What about $2,000?
08:57What about $200?
08:57I got $100 here.
08:59$100 and a half there.
08:59Two underwear.
09:00I get two right there.
09:01Two and a half.
09:01I got $250 and three.
09:02I got $250.
09:05I got $250.
09:05$400, $450, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500.
09:08You're at $550.
09:09$550, $600.
09:10Who is this tiny teenager?
09:12And why is she trying to take my locker?
09:18$550, $600, $600.
09:20Five and a half of it, $600.
09:21That's $600.
09:22That's $600.
09:22That's $600.
09:22That's $600.
09:22That's $600 now.
09:23I've got $600 with Ivy.
09:24Six and a half of it, $650.
09:25Going $1.
09:26$600.
09:27Six and a half of it, $650.
09:28Going twice.
09:28Last time.
09:28Final call at $650.
09:30Back.
09:30Don't it.
09:31Anyway, Ivy, got it for $600.
09:33You got it, Ivy.
09:41Another day, another movie goes down.
09:45Come on.
09:48I've seen you before at an auction.
09:50Yeah, Emily.
09:51You're a little sly secret buyer that comes on and stuff.
09:54You know what?
09:55He may look really rough and like a real a-hole.
09:58And you know what?
09:59Don't be too weak with him, and he won't be too mean to you.
10:05All right.
10:07They say two mines are better than one.
10:09I hope two doors are better than one.
10:15Clothes.
10:15I have no love for clothes.
10:17$10, only because it's new.
10:20All right.
10:21What we got here?
10:22I love these totes.
10:23I've struck so many great units in these totes.
10:26Old phone, no money.
10:28That's pretty cool.
10:30Five bucks each on these.
10:33There we go.
10:34Hey!
10:35Give me a hand for buying a good unit.
10:37Yes, yes, yes.
10:39Nice little stapler.
10:41This whole box here, 50 bucks.
10:44What we got here?
10:45Oh, some lights.
10:47We got another $30 box right here.
10:49Sell the tote, five bucks each.
10:52A little baby table.
10:54$25 bucks.
10:56These are big boy tables here.
10:57One, two, three, four, five.
11:00That's $40.
11:01Five times 40, $220.
11:05$200?
11:06One, two, three, four.
11:07No, that ain't $200, is it?
11:10$200.
11:11My math is kind of good.
11:14All righty.
11:16Looks to work.
11:17And if you were eight foot tall, your feet won't hang off the end if you need a nap.
11:21Woo!
11:22Is it a Louis or is it a Fooey?
11:23This actually feels like a Louis.
11:25It's not a $1,000 one because it's just beat up, but still $200.
11:30Clothing tags.
11:31Tons and tons of them.
11:32They must have owned a business because all these little tags.
11:34You go through tons of them when you sell clothes.
11:37Bags and tags, $25 worth.
11:39Ooh, these all look to be new and the same.
11:42These look like Black Lives Matter t-shirts, and it's probably about $40 in there at $4 apiece.
11:47Another $160.
11:50Some more sweatshirts, Black Lives Matter, another $25.
11:54Oh, wow.
11:55Another pile, $30.
11:57More Black Lives Matter, another $30.
12:00More t-shirts, another $20.
12:03Air-conditioned in great shape, $50.
12:05Ooh, canopies always sell good.
12:07$50 on that one, $50 on that one, and $50 on that one.
12:11Oh, yeah.
12:12Sanitizer.
12:12Now, these I can sell.
12:14$0.50 a piece, $300 in there, $150.
12:17I know I'm going to make money now because I only paid $600 and I'm already there.
12:20Ivy Calv, you're so good at what you do.
12:23Ooh.
12:24Ah!
12:28Well, that was pretty cool.
12:30Kind of went through the thing and stuck on...
12:34Stay.
12:35Ooh, these things I like, though.
12:37These are pretty cool.
12:38One of my coolest things.
12:39Ooh.
12:40Ah, ha, ha, ha.
12:43Thought I was going to go climb up some windows, but I guess I'm not.
12:45Unless I'm going to hit the ground like that there.
12:47We got a ton of clothing racks.
12:49At $50 a rack, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,
12:5917, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24.
13:04That's $1,200 right there.
13:06Woo!
13:07What is this?
13:08Oh, it's kind of cool.
13:10Christmas decoration.
13:11By the look of this cord and this plastic, this is old vintage Christmas.
13:15It looks like an engine.
13:16And back here, it looks like maybe a car or a caboose.
13:19Most of the time you plug these in, they kind of glow.
13:21I bet you, being that this is so old and it gots this look, this is worth some money.
13:25But I don't know how much money.
13:26But you know what I'm saying.
13:28If I don't know what it costs, find a Santa that do.
13:30Well, somebody's old store is my new store.
13:34And I got the Christmas stuff.
13:35I came out really freaking good.
13:37Good job, shirt.
13:44Woo!
13:45Oh, nice!
13:51Clothing rack?
13:52I like clothes.
13:53Maybe some vintage-y stuff there.
13:56That's a weird-looking washing machine.
13:57Looks like it's from the past and the future all at once.
14:00All right.
14:01It's petite, but full, like me.
14:05God, that shirt is so bright.
14:07I wish I had my sunglasses.
14:11Clothes.
14:12I like clothes racks, clothes tables, and clothing shelves.
14:16But I don't like clothes themselves.
14:17I do like that little fry basket right there, though.
14:20Whoever gets it, I'm buying that from them.
14:22More clothes.
14:23I hate clothes.
14:24I ain't buying this.
14:26Oh, look at this here, boy, huh?
14:28The clothes come with the washing machine.
14:30Oh, they got books.
14:31They're collectibles.
14:32That's what this is, collectibles right here.
14:35It looks like it's organized, but it's been here a lot.
14:38Dust on dust.
14:39You got a broom.
14:40You can sweep it out yourself.
14:42This one, they're pretty good there.
14:44And if you're ready to go, I'm ready to go.
14:45And here we go.
14:46Ten by ten here, folks.
14:48Ten dollars.
14:48All right, I got ten right there.
14:49What if it's twenty-five?
14:50Where did I get twenty-five?
14:51I see it.
14:5275 now.
14:53100 there, one and a half there.
14:55200 where?
14:55I got one and a half, one to two.
14:56One to two there, two to a half.
14:58I get here, two to one for two, fifteen.
14:59I'm three.
15:00What if it's three, three?
15:00One to three, sir.
15:01Three where?
15:01Three now?
15:02One to three, three.
15:02Three now?
15:03Three, three, three.
15:03Three, four.
15:04Four.
15:04A hundred.
15:05I can't see that.
15:06Four there.
15:07Four and a half, four.
15:07Fifty.
15:07Four and a quarter.
15:08Four and a half.
15:09Seventy five.
15:09Five.
15:10Five hundred.
15:11Five hundred.
15:11I'm...
15:11Twenty-five.
15:12So, we're out.
15:13I got five hundred.
15:13Go ahead!
15:24Mr. Shakerspear can't help you now can he?
15:28That's $600! $650 going once,
15:30I've got $600 $650 $650 going twice,
15:32I've got $600 $6500, $650 $659
15:36Ho! You got it!
15:37I saw!
15:38Hemet, hemet, hemet.
15:41Hemet.
15:41Hemet!
15:42Hemet, hemet.
15:43Hem it to me.
15:44Good things may come to those who wait,
15:46but great lockers come to those who push it to the hem it.
15:51Not bad.
15:51Just when I thought today might be a wash.
15:54Wash machine.
15:59Hey, new girl.
16:02What's up?
16:03What you doing here?
16:04Trying to buy a unit?
16:05What are you doing?
16:06Buying the units.
16:07I ain't trying.
16:08Ha.
16:10I'm gonna buy a unit.
16:11You've been told, right?
16:12Told what?
16:13Who the king is?
16:15No.
16:16You just met him.
16:17They can call me King Ivy for a reason.
16:19We'll see about that.
16:21Hey.
16:25Guy's a joke.
16:29All right.
16:3310 by 20.
16:3510 by 20.
16:39Ivy, this reminds me of the very first fridge that you taught me not to open.
16:43Remember?
16:44It sure does.
16:45I'm not scared.
16:47Hold up a minute.
16:49Hold up a minute.
16:51Oh.
16:52Oh.
16:55But I opened it anyway.
16:57You did.
16:57It wasn't that bad.
16:58You got lucky.
16:59I did.
17:01Uh, wow.
17:02This is a very dusty locker.
17:04It's a little chaotic in here, but it's mysterious.
17:08I do need a new fax machine.
17:10I wanted to go big, but I didn't necessarily want to go big and dirty.
17:15I prefer big and clean.
17:17I see a tricycle.
17:18I see a Kobe Bryant.
17:20I see a bunch of cobwebs.
17:21This unit's been here for a long time, bruh.
17:23Even the dust is old in here.
17:26Dollars should not bid on this locker ever.
17:31Ooh.
17:32A whole sectional couch there.
17:34Whoo.
17:36Shelves, washers, dryers.
17:37Just a little bit more dust than I wanted to deal with.
17:40It's like a hundred sneezes in this locker.
17:42Maybe a thousand sneezes.
17:44All right.
17:44Let's see what we have here.
17:46I already love this unit just because my grandma had the same exact rocking chair.
17:49This is worth money.
17:50Rocking chairs, they sell.
17:51Not only that, the bike can sell.
17:53The fridge always sells.
17:55Tables.
17:55I love furniture.
17:56I want this.
17:58I know you're going to bid on this one, Emily.
18:00You swim, Emily?
18:01I do.
18:02Oh, good.
18:03Not good, but I swim.
18:04I got to talk to you.
18:05Don't play with the devils.
18:06The monster's in that water, bruh.
18:08Where?
18:09Shark.
18:10Whale.
18:11I love them.
18:12Huh?
18:12I love them.
18:13I chase them.
18:14I take photos of them.
18:15In the water?
18:15In the water.
18:16I go on a little dingy boat and chase and take photos.
18:19That .
18:20You can't.
18:22What if a whale just got there?
18:23You ain't nothing but what?
18:24Okay, but listen, that's...
18:2537 pounds.
18:26Okay, but if that's the way...
18:27We don't know when our time is done.
18:29If that's the way I'm going to go out is by, like, with the whale, I'll take it.
18:32Just being next to it is good enough.
18:34Girl, you got...
18:35Oh, man.
18:36You a new breed.
18:38You a new breed of auction buyers.
18:40I'm scared of you.
18:42This girl out here chasing sharks in the water.
18:45She need holy water, America.
18:48Folks, a little tidbit on this unit here.
18:50It has been here since 2015.
18:53Ugh.
18:54I ain't been on no cobwebs, right?
18:55This is a 10 by 20 big unit.
18:59All right, they go 10 by 20.
19:00You know they got them black widows in there.
19:01Here we go.
19:02What are you going to pay?
19:03They got a 20-foot unit.
19:04Come on.
19:04$100 bill.
19:05$100 here.
19:05$100 right there.
19:06$100 right there.
19:06$100 right there.
19:06$100.
19:08$250.
19:08$250.
19:09$250.
19:09$250.
19:16Next lesson, new girl.
19:18You bid me up.
19:19Now I'm going to bid you up.
19:20I just hope I don't end up with this dusty junk.
19:22$500 right there.
19:23$500.
19:24$250 there.
19:25$600 there.
19:26$650.
19:26I've got $600.
19:27$650.
19:28$600.
19:28$600.
19:29$607.
19:30What did you want?
19:31$600.
19:32$650.
19:35$659.
19:36$600.
19:36Aziz away.
19:37Got them.
19:38The new kid in town.
19:39$600.
19:40Lock it up.
19:41$600.
19:41Welcome to heaven, Emily.
19:43I'm heaven.
19:44You said heaven, I said heaven.
19:46Go on with your bad self, Emlek.
19:48I might be tiny, but I'm mighty.
19:53Folks, that's the end of the auction.
19:55God bless you.
19:55Don't forget to pay the ladies.
19:57See you in the office.
19:58Let's see what Shakey Spear got over here.
20:00I just read all his books and stuff,
20:03and he's supposed to help me out over here in Hemmings.
20:06You know, Shakey Spear.
20:07Come on, boy. Let's go.
20:09Bring, bring, bring.
20:11Let's get it, boy.
20:13And look at here.
20:14We got an old ragged-ass sleeping bag.
20:16No money.
20:18This is an ultimanator right here.
20:19About 300 big ones right here, boy.
20:21Brand new.
20:22My car probably could use it.
20:24You got a clock that's telling you no time.
20:26$5 o'clock, ticky-tock.
20:28This is a battery jumper, nice condition.
20:31Let's say it's about 15 bucks, and it got a sealer.
20:34Radiator sealer, brand new.
20:36Hit me up on Facebook Marketplace.
20:38$5.
20:39Kenny Do-It style.
20:40Look at that, boy. We got money, money, money.
20:43Uh-oh. I swear to God, I hope this is a clarinetter.
20:45We let it be a clarinetter.
20:49It's a clarinetter.
20:51I used to play one of these in school.
20:53Look at that, boy.
20:55Do-do-do-do-do.
20:56I remember playing this with a clarinetter.
20:58You guys would look in the window like this.
21:01And I turn around and go, do-do-do-do.
21:05Carinetters.
21:05$2.50 for the clarinetters.
21:07Tools.
21:08Bucket of tools.
21:09About $25 for this.
21:12Yeah, that sounds like money, don't it?
21:13Ting-lang-lang.
21:14Look at this here.
21:15Look at that one of them shake things.
21:21Flashlights.
21:21No money.
21:22All kind of stuff.
21:23If you wanted to steal water from your neighbor,
21:25you'd hook this up.
21:27$35 worth of stuff right here.
21:29Low-key ghetto hamlet.
21:30Y'all should not use powder on my .
21:33Poetry comes in all forms, world.
21:40That's a roll of nothing.
21:41Okay, the rest of that's no money.
21:45What you talking about, boy?
21:47I can't take you with me, man.
21:49Come on, Kenny.
21:50Take me with your brother, honey.
21:51No, I can't take you.
21:52You look like you eat too much.
21:54Thou should not buy a unit like this again.
21:57You got all kind of malicious in this tunes here.
22:01Low-key welcome.
22:01Reckon 1-9, Kenny.
22:02You got cool-schooled on this here.
22:04Run unit right here.
22:05No, he did not tell me that.
22:08Bruh, please be real.
22:14He's not real.
22:15Look at that, Merrick.
22:16I would have had full smackeroonies there, boy,
22:18with the blue line, and it says, copy.
22:21Damn!
22:22A cooler full of fake cash, not worth $400.
22:26Get your ass on.
22:27All right, what's up?
22:30Oh, .
22:33What the hell?
22:35This is one of them toy guns with pellets.
22:41Oh, .
22:44Yeah, here on paintball.
22:45I think it's about $200 for this here.
22:48What we got here?
22:50Kind of heavy, what do you say?
22:51Some kind of book.
22:56Oh, I used this to cut my toenails.
22:58This might be a toenail clipper for dinosaurs.
23:02Yeah, this one here pull out people's teeth with this.
23:04And this here looks like more toenail clippers.
23:07I don't know, what the hell is it?
23:10Airpon?
23:12Get the tallywacker working.
23:15This is called All Purpose Blend Organic Bonsai Saw.
23:21So that what this is, Bonsai Tool.
23:24Hmm.
23:24That's from Clippin' Trees.
23:26But yeah, I think this is something to go get looked at at a real tree master around here.
23:31The Bonsai Tool.
23:34Yo, Shakespeare had doubled me my monies.
23:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:44I'm hyped up and hydrated.
23:46Let's do this, Hemet.
23:54All right, let's start with this vintage washing machine set.
23:59Avanti.
23:59Never heard of you, Avanti.
24:01OK, so we got the dryer here.
24:04Yeah, this is the washing machine.
24:06I could get $75 for the pair.
24:09See where we're going on vacation.
24:11I bet it's a Hemet.
24:12And this is actually pretty good shape.
24:15Oh, cute vintage linens.
24:17All right, $20 for the linen, $30 suitcase.
24:21Another suitcase.
24:23All right.
24:25Purse City.
24:26And the suitcase, 40 bucks.
24:30Man, I am really stacking these suitcases.
24:33Hell, I could start my own baggage claim.
24:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:38It's like nesting dolls of suitcases.
24:41$50 for the pair.
24:43A little folding, portable desk.
24:46That's kind of cool, 50 bucks.
24:49OK.
24:52OK.
24:53There's a murder knife in this box.
24:55You know what?
24:56I'm not going to sell this knife, because I just feel like
25:00that's playing with the devil.
25:03So I'm going to dispose of it.
25:09I do have my box cutter in my car.
25:11That's not very useful.
25:13God, if only I had something sharp to open this box.
25:18Well, I guess I could just use it just for a little bit.
25:22Just to open up a box.
25:29Oh, it's sharp.
25:31Ooh, she cuts through tape like butter.
25:34OK.
25:37Oh, look.
25:38It's the Fisher-Price xylophone thing.
25:40I used to have this.
25:51Never had one lesson.
25:52Vintage toy.
25:5450 bucks.
25:56I have to say, this murder knife has really come in handy.
25:58We got some cool vintage glassware.
26:01This whole box, $200.
26:04See, now we're getting somewhere.
26:07OK, now let's go shopping.
26:09Let's go shopping at Grandma's Attic.
26:11Copyright.
26:13Grandma's Attic is located at 415 A Sierra Highway.
26:16Come on down.
26:18American Auctioneers.
26:20I'm seeing some stuff from the 90s, a couple Y2K pieces.
26:25I'm going to say $100 on this clothing rack.
26:28I feel like I'm getting to the good stuff, actually.
26:30It's like a leather jacket.
26:33Sweet, sweet 80s.
26:35Please cue the German-inspired, death leather,
26:39murder knife fashion show.
26:56That's...
26:59Oh, my God.
27:01That's so creepy.
27:03Does everyone hear that?
27:05Let me find the haunted music box so I can stab it with my murder knife.
27:12Oh, well, this here's the haunted music box.
27:16Oh, hang on.
27:17I see a hinge.
27:18Oh, it's a lighter.
27:20It's like a music carousel lighter globe.
27:24I'm going to say this is probably from the 50s or 60s.
27:27And you know what?
27:28Actually, this is probably a cigarette dispenser.
27:32What's this?
27:34Another globe.
27:37There's still a cigarette in there.
27:39Oh, my God.
27:40Make sure there's nothing hiding back here.
27:42Oh, there is something hiding back here.
27:44Okay.
27:51Okay.
27:52I definitely have a set of something kind of special.
27:56This...
27:57This is like a cigarette dispensing with an airplane motif.
28:03This definitely goes with the globe cigarette stuff.
28:08I got to find, like, a professional cigarette tour or just, like, maybe a chain smoker.
28:14Someone that can tell me what this is worth.
28:17Well, I'd say I cleaned up and hem it.
28:19And now I have to clean this up.
28:21That's a shame.
28:34Banzai!
28:37Jason, what's up, Brown?
28:39Kenny.
28:40I came here and told you about some tools I found in a unit.
28:43Oh, okay.
28:44I'm shaking off Shakespeare and taking my Banzai stuff to Jason Chan's peaceful garden at Easton
28:51Leap.
28:52My zen energy should really complement this joint.
28:57This one here.
28:58Well, that's a good brand.
29:00Oh, yeah?
29:00Yeah, it's from Japan.
29:02My name.
29:03Okay, let's take a look.
29:04Yeah, these are nice tools.
29:05Yeah?
29:05They actually look almost new.
29:07So, we got tweezers here.
29:09This is a knob cutter.
29:10We've got some shears.
29:11And this is, like, for big branches.
29:12So, this is pretty much a complete toolkit for doing anything for Banzai.
29:15You can really feel the weight of it.
29:16So, it's really nice quality.
29:18And if you listen to this, I know it's hard to tell because you don't have anything to compare it
29:21with.
29:22But if you kind of clip this one a little bit, you can hear how precise it is.
29:25You know you're being clipped right here, bro, huh?
29:29Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling.
29:30Yeah, what else you got?
29:30I got, um, this here right here.
29:33Oh, cool.
29:34Well, this is interesting.
29:35Let me see what this is.
29:38Okay, this is an Ikebana kit.
29:39Ikebana is the Japanese art of floral arrangement.
29:42So, this one's used for cutting stems.
29:44I want to know what that thing there for.
29:46This one right here?
29:47Yeah.
29:47That looks like a mister.
29:48A who?
29:49Like, what mister?
29:50Mr. Miyagi?
29:51A mister, like a water mister.
29:52Oh.
29:53Yeah, so, just kind of go like this.
29:54So, you can suck up the water.
29:55All right, and dig up.
29:57I'd say that the nicest thing in this set is probably this.
30:00This is a really nice knife.
30:01That's really nice.
30:02So, you got an Ikebana kit and a nice antique case there.
30:05That's pretty nice.
30:06Let's see what this pot is.
30:07All right.
30:07Oh, it is a bonsai pot.
30:09You can tell because you got a drainage hole here on the bottom.
30:12If they don't drain, then it'll start to collect there,
30:15and the roots will rot, and then the tree will slowly.
30:17Almost like drowning.
30:18Yeah, basically.
30:19Oh, yeah, bro.
30:20Leave that water alone.
30:21That water ain't no joke.
30:23Even the plants get drowned around you, bro.
30:25But I can tell just by holding it that it's a pretty good quality pot.
30:28So, tell me about your giddy up here, bro.
30:30Would you say a lot of people starting to get involved in this kind of?
30:33Lately, in the last 10 years, I've seen a lot of young people really get into bonsai.
30:37So, like, how I learned about it was from the karate kid.
30:41Mr. Miyagi used to say that, you know, it completes his mind thought.
30:46You know what I mean?
30:47Yeah, well, a lot of people have been getting into bonsai just because of kind of, like,
30:51the meditative qualities of it.
30:52Yeah.
30:52I find that when I'm working on it, you kind of forget kind of the troubles of the outside world.
30:57And I think in the karate kid, that was kind of the principle behind that as well, right?
31:01You know what makes me forget about the troubles of the outside world?
31:04M-O-N-E-Y.
31:07All right, now we getting to the big nitty gritty here.
31:10This whole little kit right here, what would you price that at?
31:14So, this pot would probably fetch you at an auction, maybe about 250 bucks.
31:21Get the hell!
31:22Sorry, please.
31:25Yeah, $200 for him?
31:26Yeah, it's a nice pot.
31:27I'm about to do a cold wheel between your plants.
31:29Okay, this is the Ikebana kit.
31:31This case is pretty cool.
31:32The thing I like the most about this is this knife.
31:35It's a really good quality knife.
31:36And then we got your bonsai tool kit.
31:38So, this one...
31:39Now, that's the Ancha Malata.
31:40Yeah, this one's made in Japan, almost mint quality, made from a reputable manufacturer.
31:46And I thought it was a big person toenail kit.
31:49That's where it goes.
31:50I ain't lying, because I was like thinking about my toes right now.
31:53Oh, this thing will take off your whole tub.
31:54This is heat.
31:56But this is a great kit.
31:57Okay, so grand total of everything together, I'd say it's about...
32:04$900.
32:05Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, dog.
32:08You gave me history.
32:10The only thing left to do now is give a plant a haircut.
32:13All right, let's go find your tree.
32:14All right, let's go.
32:22All right, $600.
32:24See if that was worth it.
32:27Whew.
32:29Wow, talk about spider webs.
32:33Already, what do I see here?
32:35Oh, it's an old television.
32:36Oh wait, this is so cool.
32:39Look at this.
32:40It's new in the box and a collectible.
32:42It's a baseball team, Seattle Mariners, at least a hundred.
32:47What do we have here?
32:49Dust pan, ironic.
32:52Got some nonstick cookware, brand new in box, at least $65.
32:57We got a bike.
32:58Honestly, it's not in bad condition at all.
33:01Oh, and it's a Roadmaster.
33:02That's a quality bike.
33:03$150, cleaned up.
33:05Look who we have here.
33:07VHS tapes.
33:08Okay, I love this.
33:09And these are all sealed, too.
33:11People don't see value.
33:12I see the value in them.
33:14And I know that there's a lot of people that do.
33:16These sell, especially because they're brand new.
33:18All right, we got another rack of VHS's right here.
33:21Wow.
33:22Oh wow, these are all sealed, as well.
33:25Both of these can go for $60.
33:27I love this grandma chair, especially because my grandma had it.
33:30That's why I called it the grandma chair.
33:31And these definitely sell.
33:36Honestly, it's in such nice condition, too.
33:38It doesn't even need to be fixed up or anything.
33:40Maybe just cleaned off.
33:42I'm already becoming this lady.
33:43I'm already ready for it.
33:44I'm so ready for this.
33:46I already coupon.
33:47I already think I could be a good neighborhood watch.
33:49This will sell easy $75.
33:52Bunch of chairs.
33:56Got another chair.
33:59More chairs.
34:04That set itself, painted and cleaned up.
34:0780 bucks.
34:08$10 each.
34:09So that's 20.
34:10Another $10 each.
34:12That's 40 right there.
34:13That's great for all those chairs.
34:14For all that work I just did.
34:16Got a nice table.
34:19And it's definitely solid wood.
34:21This is in really good condition.
34:23It's at least worth $150.
34:25It's nice.
34:28We got a winner.
34:30We got a Super 8.
34:31I love Super 8s.
34:32These are so in right now, too.
34:34$200.
34:35Universal Studios Best Actress.
34:38It says it's from 1987.
34:40And I want to thank the Dotsons and the city of Hemet
34:43for letting me buy this locker.
34:48I wonder what's in the fridge right here.
34:50Let's see.
34:51Do I even, do I even want to know?
34:53Oh.
34:56Okay, it's a bit dirty, but it's not bad.
34:59Fridges always sell at least $100.
35:02Well, this is my first time in Hemet.
35:04I made some friends.
35:05I made an enemy.
35:07Made a mess of myself.
35:08And I made some money.
35:10And I'm ready to do this all over again.
35:17I'm off to see Bridget Connelly
35:19at After Hours Vintage Boutique.
35:20Is this After Hours?
35:22It sure is.
35:23Hi.
35:23You know that old saying, y'all.
35:25Where there's smoke, there's a buyer.
35:28Wow, this is nice.
35:30So I'm Lisa.
35:32Hi, I'm Bridget.
35:33Nice to meet you.
35:34Nice to meet you.
35:34And who's that?
35:36This is Gidget.
35:38Gidget and Bridget.
35:42She's perfect.
35:43She's got a fur baby with a rhyming name.
35:47I can definitely trust this woman.
35:49This place is amazing.
35:50It's like Mad Men.
35:53I love the movie Casino.
35:55I always kind of wished I was a kept mob wife.
35:58And so this is my collection.
36:01Amazing.
36:02So I brought some things for you to examine
36:06and share your thoughts.
36:08Okay, there's this.
36:10Okay.
36:10Should we start with this piece?
36:11Oh, yeah.
36:12So it's just a cigarette holder.
36:14It looks like it's from the Art Deco period.
36:16So I'd guess it was probably from the 40s.
36:19So back in the day when people would throw parties,
36:21they would offer cigarettes to their guests like this.
36:24And then this guy.
36:26If I were to guess what year it's from,
36:28I'd say probably the 50s.
36:30Back in the day, it used to be a music box.
36:32Oh, back in the day, back in the now.
36:36Yeah, I guess it's still working.
36:37What song is it playing, Bridget?
36:39I think that's Beyonce.
36:42And then this piece right here.
36:45This is so great.
36:47Look at that.
36:59How fun.
37:00I guess this is from the 50s.
37:02It looks a little bit more modern.
37:04The fact that it pops up like that,
37:05the mechanism in there looks more advanced.
37:08Okay, great.
37:10And then these were all together.
37:11So somebody was a fan of the smoke arts.
37:15It looks like it's got an alabaster base
37:17that should light up if it still works.
37:19Oh, my gosh, so cool.
37:20Oh, awesome.
37:21It lights up.
37:22This is also in the style of Art Deco.
37:25I guess from the chrome, it's from the 50s.
37:28The airlines used to give these away
37:31to aviation officials that were higher ranking.
37:34What? That's so crazy.
37:36So they would have them in their offices
37:38and use them as marketing for the airlines.
37:41Wow.
37:41It's such a cool piece.
37:43I love this.
37:44Everything's for sale, Bridget.
37:45I'm racking up the value in my head.
37:47Okay, great.
37:48Well, speaking of,
37:50are you going to light up my profits
37:52or are you going to extinguish my hopes and dreams?
37:56Um, so with the condition of all the pieces
38:01and considering the rarity of the items,
38:05you've got a pretty good haul here.
38:06Everything together, I'd say $1,400.
38:11$1,400?
38:12Mm-hmm.
38:13That's a lot.
38:14All right, this calls for a drink.
38:16It's cocktail hour.
38:17Let's do it.
38:17Let's go.
38:30I brought my festive train to the head elf himself.
38:33Where is this guy?
38:35Where is he at?
38:37Hopefully, he tells me something
38:38that fills me with Christmas cheer.
38:40Hey, Santa.
38:42Ho, ho, ho, my jingles.
38:44Heidi, how have you been?
38:45I'm good.
38:45I haven't seen you since you were a little boy.
38:47Yeah, that was a long, long time ago.
38:49You've gotten bigger.
38:50Yeah.
38:51What do you got here for me?
38:53I'm always getting stuff.
38:55Oh, my jingles.
38:56I haven't seen one of these in a very long time.
38:59This could be older than me.
39:00It might be.
39:02I've grabbed these before and they just crumble in my hands.
39:04So when this one didn't crumble, I already knew.
39:06Good item, old item.
39:07That's two great things right there.
39:09This is really nice.
39:10You know, this is made out of the same thing
39:11they make those milk cartons out of.
39:13Polyethylene.
39:13They blow mold these things.
39:15You take a big bubble of that stuff
39:16and they blow it into a mold.
39:19You can see this?
39:20That's where the mold splits apart.
39:21Oh, so it's two pieces together.
39:23Yes, sir.
39:23And they have to glue them together with heat.
39:26Ah.
39:26Because nothing will glue polyethylene.
39:28Look at the detail on these things.
39:30Hand painted.
39:30You'd think they were silk screened or anything,
39:32but they're hand painted.
39:33Santa's even got the right color eyes.
39:35They sure do.
39:36Got the rosy red cheeks.
39:37Mm-hmm.
39:38When they sit outside, the one problem is where the plastic is exposed with white spots,
39:43the sun degrades them.
39:44That's why there's not very many of these left around.
39:46It's in such good shape.
39:48It looks like it's been stored indoors since 1972.
39:51These things light up.
39:52They've got little lights inside.
39:54Let's see if it works.
39:55Let's see.
39:58And let there be light.
39:59Ooh.
40:00Now that's pretty sweet.
40:01Lit up like Rudolph's nose.
40:04Who said the spirit of Christmas is dead?
40:06Ho, ho, ho.
40:07I got a question for you.
40:08Shoot.
40:09Where does Santa keep his money?
40:11I keep my money in the snowbank.
40:13The snowbank.
40:17Well, Santa, speaking of bank.
40:19Yes, sir.
40:20How much can I put in my bank after I sell these?
40:22Well, this is in incredible shape for being 53 years old.
40:27It's got very little paint scratches on it.
40:30The plastic's all in really good shape.
40:31Oh, it's got to be, I'd say around $1,200.
40:42$1,200?
40:43Thank you, Santa.
40:43Merry Christmas.
40:44Merry Christmas to you, too.
40:46Son, I got one more question for you.
40:47Mm-hmm.
40:48Have I been naughty or nice?
40:50You should check with Wendy, your wife.
40:52Okay.
40:54Ivy Calvin lit up the competition, amassing a $3,000 hoo-hoo haul.
41:02Lisa Delarios's secondhand smoke score cut her a cool $1,400.
41:09Ha, ha, ha, ha.
41:10Kenny Crosley let slip the dogs of storage worms, earning over $1,300 greenbacks.
41:17While newcomer Emily Pocoy left the auction sitting pretty.
41:25Banzai!
41:27Oh, I got this.
41:36You can prune it, Kenny.
41:38Kenny, prune it.
41:43Water thy plants as thy water thyself.
41:48All right, what are you going to pay for the Banzai tools?
41:51400, four and a half, five hundred, five and a half, five and a half and buy five and a
41:54half and buy five and a half and so...
41:57If you need another cutter Grandma's attic is always open...
42:04The boy growing fast, huh?
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