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00:06Who ever said that a week's work makes a man, was obviously some rich prick.
00:10A week's work makes me a depressed man. He stinks of fish guts.
00:14Five, ten, like two euro, twelve fifty.
00:19Ten, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen fifty, I'm done.
00:24Why we been working all week like?
00:26We should stop giving away so much fish for free.
00:29No boy, didn't we just be as bad as the rich pricks?
00:32Yeah, that Bezos prick.
00:35Better do you want a drink?
00:37Yeah, please, thanks.
00:38No worries.
00:40Man!
00:42Man, what's her, do you need a drink?
00:45Any juice?
00:48Maureen!
00:51Maureen!
00:53Maureen!
00:54Maureen!
00:55What's she doing boy?
00:57It's the middle of the day and we want something.
00:59She's hardly dead, is she?
01:00No, if she was dead she'd be haunting us, we know.
01:03Maureen!
01:04Maureen!
01:06What the fuck?
01:07What's going on?
01:09What's that?
01:11What are you saying?
01:13Out, out, out.
01:15What is...
01:16What?
01:20What?
01:21What?
01:21What?
01:22What?
01:22What?
01:23That is disgusting!
01:25Oh, Jesus Christ!
01:27The guards are coming!
01:28The guards are coming!
01:29The guards are coming!
01:30Are you ready?
01:45Why are you...
01:47Since we got out of prison?
01:49I...
01:49I don't know.
01:50Do hand jobs count?
01:51Depends on who gave them to you like.
01:52I don't know.
01:54They were with my left hand though.
01:55Some of them.
01:56Still doesn't count boy.
01:57Yeah I know.
01:58Then zero for sure.
01:59I'm zero too.
02:00Have you ever tried sitting on your hand?
02:01We can't live like this boy.
02:03Listen to yourself alright?
02:05We are two of the biggest catches I know boy.
02:07Women...
02:07Women should be throwing themselves at us boy.
02:10I know.
02:10Can't we have to?
02:11No we have to.
02:11We have to go out in the pool boy.
02:12All the apps are just full of cats.
02:13We don't need apps boy.
02:15We're going old school okay?
02:16We're going old school alright?
02:18Alright.
02:18Pubs.
02:19Clubs.
02:20Chippers and schools.
02:22Yeah.
02:22Our schools?
02:23Yeah mams only.
02:24Mams only.
02:26Alright but we can't just sit around and rot okay?
02:28No.
02:28We're better than that boy.
02:30I mean we're lads.
02:30We're lads of Cork.
02:32We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away.
02:35We stand up and we say enough is enough.
02:38Enough is enough.
02:39Now you look at me boy.
02:40Yeah.
02:41We are going out into that town.
02:42And we are not coming back.
02:44Until we have SDI.
02:51You get changed?
02:52Yeah we should.
02:53I should probably get changed.
02:54I should smell the fish.
02:55Yeah we get changed horse.
02:56Alright.
03:08Y'all lyft is easy.
03:10Yeah.
03:14Come on.
03:15What so are you doing boys?
03:16Hold up.
03:19That's the garden.
03:20Hold up hold up hold up.
03:27Hold up hold up.
03:30That's theirae.
03:30Hold up.
03:32Yeah, yeah.
03:36Let me hit you with something,
03:38something slow, something lovely.
03:41She likes it country.
03:43Oh, she likes it country.
03:45She don't like that fair shit that's...
03:53Right, boy. Yeah?
03:55It's all about the four C's, yeah?
03:57Confidence, compliments and crack.
04:00Now, what's the fourth one?
04:01Yeah, I know, I know it's way.
04:03Obviously, the number one priority is that we get our hold.
04:05Yeah, well, like, you don't want to come on too strong either.
04:08No, no, no, definitely don't come on too strong.
04:10But if we're smart, yeah?
04:11We can make a bit of kind, too.
04:13I don't know if I get paid for troubling enough
04:15giving it away for free, like.
04:17Kind, what did I just say? Confidence, boy.
04:19It's the summer, town's full of beers, all right?
04:21All I have to do is find two...
04:24Two rich...
04:24Shut the fuck up, Cian!
04:27Find somewhere else to practice.
04:28This?
04:29Two rich, out-of-town beers, show them a good time,
04:32and at the end, you know, we steal a few things.
04:34So, two lucky ladies will get their haul away
04:36with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.
04:37Nice, Conor, Jack.
04:38Then, in exchange, we take some jewellery that...
04:41that they don't even care about.
04:43What?
04:44So, at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?
04:46No, boy, no, right?
04:48Conor, Conor, we're on the breadline, all right?
04:50Yeah?
04:50Yeah, sure.
04:51It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.
04:55But that sparkly piece of jewellery, boy,
04:57could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and poverty.
04:59All right, so we're stealing from them...
05:01Yeah.
05:01...but in a good way?
05:02Exactly.
05:04All right.
05:04And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance,
05:06so everybody wins.
05:08Insurance?
05:09Yeah, like insurance, insurance.
05:12It's when you pay someone money,
05:13and then if anything happens to your stuff or your money,
05:16then that person has to pay you back.
05:17You're telling me some people are so rich
05:19that they pay someone else money just in case they lose their money
05:22just so they can get their original money back?
05:24Yeah, exactly.
05:25All right, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm not thick.
05:27No, boy, that is what it is.
05:29Pulling women can be complicated,
05:30but not if you use jock's easy-to-follow steps.
05:33He calls them the four Cs.
05:36Firstly, you compliment.
05:38Secondly, you make them laugh.
05:40He calls that the crack.
05:43Third, you conquer them with confidence,
05:46ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.
05:50And if all else fails,
05:51which, of course, it rarely does,
05:53it's time for the mysterious fourth C.
05:57Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met,
05:59but the truth is that look was me being so nervous
06:02I was trying not to get sick.
06:04My strategy is slightly different to jock's,
06:07but just as effective.
06:09What are you doing, boy? I'm not homeless.
06:12I find that just simply listening to what women have to say
06:15gets them in bed every time.
06:17What's even the point in having a boyfriend
06:19if he's not even going to talk to you?
06:20Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions.
06:24Just not my bed.
06:25The two of you have got to communicate.
06:29I do love her.
06:31You think it might be good for her to know that?
06:43Good stuff.
06:45Have a good one, all right?
06:46You know, boy, I think if those two work on their communication,
06:49they should be all right.
06:50Yeah.
06:51Why am I getting worried about you?
06:52I'm already after shifting three beers,
06:54and look, I've stolen five light doors.
06:56You know, boy, I've lost my spare.
06:58What? No, boy, you just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?
07:00It's like getting washed after, like...
07:03Oi, oi, oi!
07:05Oi!
07:05Oi!
07:06Oi!
07:06Put your belly off you, you prick!
07:08Oi!
07:10You all right?
07:10Are you all right, Gordon?
07:11You okay?
07:12No, we're not okay.
07:13We've just been mucked.
07:14No, no, you haven't.
07:14I stopped it.
07:15Look, did you have everything?
07:16Yes.
07:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:17You all right?
07:18You mean the boys?
07:20Well, you mean the boys?
07:21He's speaking Gaelic.
07:22Do you know what?
07:22He's actually just worried that fine women such as yourselves
07:25are getting taken advantage of like that.
07:26I'm sorry about that.
07:27Yeah, terrible.
07:28Two of y'all is having a gas through the city.
07:29He's saving these alleyways, like some savoury types.
07:32Oh, is that Gaelic?
07:33Yeah, that is Gaelic.
07:35Yeah, it's Irish.
07:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:37Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.
07:40Oh, a drink?
07:42Yeah.
07:42Fair class.
07:43Absolutely.
07:44That's unbelievable.
07:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:45But our show on us.
07:46Oh, are you sure?
07:48Yes, of course.
07:49You're not sure because if two women want to buy us a drink,
07:51that's their body, their child.
07:52Yeah, sure, yeah.
07:53But no, no, no, we do insist.
07:54We do insist.
07:55I'm sorry about that.
07:56We'd love to.
07:56Well, we're not going to turn down a pre-drink.
07:59Yeah, why would you?
08:00Because you're not a fucking idiot.
08:04I'm Charlotte, by the way.
08:05She's an influencer.
08:06Has over a hundred thousand followers.
08:08Charlotte, nice to meet you.
08:09My name's Jack.
08:11Emma.
08:12Emma, lovely to meet you.
08:13Beautiful, Emma.
08:14Wow.
08:15Oh, yeah.
08:16Yeah, Connor.
08:17McSweeney.
08:18Oh, sorry.
08:19You smell it really.
08:20Like fruit.
08:24After you, girls.
08:27What the fuck are you doing?
08:28What?
08:29What are you doing, boy?
08:30We can't afford these drinks.
08:31Yeah, obviously not, boy.
08:32We're going to have to steal them.
08:33But look, boy, we can't have them thinking about grifters, all right?
08:36Oh, yeah.
08:37Hot, rich and clueless, boy.
08:38It's perfect.
08:40Oh, really?
08:41Yeah, boy.
08:42We're going to get our hole and make a mint.
08:44You watch.
08:44Me, you pervert.
08:46We don't want to watch.
08:47You didn't mean that, you fool.
08:50I'm not watching you riding some bitch.
08:53All right, boy.
08:53We'll just go get a drink.
08:54Guards, you head upstairs and we'll get you a drink, all right?
08:58Perfect.
08:58Okay.
08:59All right, fine.
09:00See you in a sec.
09:04Holy shit, boy.
09:06Look at that.
09:07We're going to rob a tan.
09:09What?
09:11No, boy.
09:11I'm showing you how rich they are.
09:13All right.
09:14They're children.
09:19Me and Jock were Cork's most eligible bachelors.
09:22But love is not cheap.
09:24And the most expensive part is dating.
09:26And the most expensive part of that is drinking.
09:29Women love cocktails, especially the classy ones.
09:32And everyone knows cocktails are just a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.
09:37Great ladies.
09:38Hi.
09:39There we are.
09:40This is on our cabs.
09:44We'd assumed you'd done a runner.
09:46Oh, you're stuck with us now.
09:47Oh, we'll see about that.
09:49Yeah, cheers to muggers, yeah?
09:51New muggers!
09:52Cheers!
09:53Cheers!
09:57That is savage.
09:58Unbelievable.
10:00Is that lipstick?
10:02Yes.
10:03It's part of the presentation.
10:04Yeah, it's called a kiss from Cork.
10:06So cute.
10:08Oh, a kiss from Cork.
10:10Hopefully not the last.
10:12Oh, I think, yeah.
10:14How are you going here?
10:15Oh, my God.
10:16Is this the crack?
10:17Are we having the crack?
10:18That's it, you've got it.
10:19Welcome to the crack.
10:22Come on.
10:24Mmm.
10:26Oh, it's sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Yeah, he's listening to us.
10:35Worcestershire, you're thrashing you.
10:36Yeah.
10:37Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?
10:40Oh, absolutely, yeah.
10:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:43Cheers!
10:43Cheers!
10:44Yes!
10:45Yay!
10:47Yeah!
10:49Don't spoil your appetite, please.
10:52Yeah, I did, yeah.
10:56Ah, here we go.
10:57Oh, here we go.
10:58Thanks.
10:58Thanks, Blake.
11:00Hey, what are you doing with that thing, Blake?
11:04He's just burning the shit out of it.
11:06Why is this place so posh they just burning the food for the crack, do they?
11:10Where'd you think you're...
11:11Hey!
11:11Now!
11:12Pudding!
11:13No, we have to send that back.
11:15The fellas after the burning the top off the thing.
11:17Here, lad!
11:18Here, lad!
11:18Wait, you can't do...
11:19No, it's meant to be like that.
11:23Or...
11:23Oh.
11:23Is this fire custard?
11:25Yes, no, we did.
11:26I see, ah, usually we get it, er, rare.
11:29It's usually rare for us, yeah.
11:30No.
11:30Right.
11:31Yeah.
11:33Erm, be interested to try this now.
11:35Thanks a million.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:46Man, that's...
11:47Oh, my God, it's so hard and soft at the same time.
11:50Right?
11:51Oh, that's amazing, buddy.
11:54Oh.
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh, man.
12:00Fucking it.
12:04So, do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us?
12:09Oh, yeah.
12:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.
12:11That sounds...
12:12Eh?
12:12Yeah.
12:13Erm, we can...
12:14We can do that.
12:15And, er, why don't we do that to them and we'll meet you outside.
12:19Oh.
12:20Yeah.
12:20Oh, wow.
12:21Oh, wow, look.
12:22Hey, thank you.
12:23I hope that tasted okay.
12:26It was...
12:27Grand.
12:28Grand.
12:29Grand.
12:30You alright yourself, eh?
12:31I did.
12:32We'll see you outside.
12:34Ha, ha, ha.
12:34One, two.
12:36What are we gonna do?
12:37We can't afford all this.
12:38I don't know, buddy.
12:39I thought you were playing.
12:39What?
12:40I was following you.
12:41You just said, we'll get this.
12:46Holy shit.
12:47I'm sorry, buddy, alright?
12:48No, Jack Clark.
12:49You did not miss him.
12:55Look.
12:56Oh, fuck.
13:00Oh, fuck.
13:03Come on!
13:04Come on back!
13:06Come on.
13:07Come on, Mark.
13:08Come on!
13:08Come on!
13:08Come on!
13:08Come on!
13:08Come on, Mark!
13:09Come on, Mark!
13:10Come on, Mark!
13:11I thought we were gonna just drop the money and pay it for the meat!
13:13I thought it was obvious we were taking the cash and making the money, right?
13:16Right?
13:19It hails it.
13:19It hails it.
13:20Get your breath back.
13:21Here.
13:21Goodbye.
13:22Goodbye.
13:23I'm not going to lie to Ari.
13:25We're not actually rich.
13:27Yeah, no shit.
13:27We were trying to show you a good time, so we were making the most of it.
13:30We ran out on the bill.
13:31And whose cash is that?
13:35I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it, yeah?
13:38So you stole it?
13:39Yeah, we stole it.
13:40We did steal it.
13:41I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.
13:43Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.
13:47This is so bloody authentic.
13:49Fine.
13:50But if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.
13:53Deal.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Deal.
13:55Deal.
13:57Can we get out of this pissy alleyway?
13:59We can all go back to our hotel.
14:02Yeah.
14:02You're having me.
14:03Yeah?
14:04Yeah, alrighty.
14:05No, mate.
14:06What, mate?
14:06No?
14:07Alright.
14:22There's no car out of the palace.
14:23Have you seen this?
14:25Come on, mate.
14:27What?
14:28What is that?
14:29Are we lost, gentlemen?
14:30It's okay.
14:31They're Irish.
14:33And they're with us.
14:34Yeah.
14:35We're Irish.
14:36And we're with them.
14:45You know, the bed's all massive.
14:47My feet don't even come off the end.
14:49Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds then?
14:52No.
14:53What?
14:54Do you think Conor's all right?
14:56He's been in there for a while.
14:57Should I go check on him?
14:58You relax.
14:58I check on him, all right?
15:00Kai!
15:03Kai, can you please let us sit in here, will you?
15:06Yeah, well, we never get a hold of you sitting up the place, boy.
15:08I did, boy.
15:09You know I only take a shit twice a week.
15:11I'm loading up.
15:14I'm already taking, boy.
15:15Get your money, sweat your money, boy.
15:16Oh, my shampoo.
15:18Body wash, boy.
15:19I've only got a conditioner.
15:22I should get a bar now.
15:24Two pressure, boy.
15:26Soap, two.
15:26Boys, I'm going to see you tonight here.
15:29Let me see.
15:30A what?
15:32Sunday.
15:32What?
15:33Oui, oui.
15:34Yeah.
15:34We're coming.
15:36Yeah.
15:38Chinese.
15:38Chinese.
15:39Do you order Chinese?
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:42Oh.
15:46Oh, Kai.
15:47Yeah?
15:48Kai, you've got to do this, boy.
15:50I've never felt like anything like this in my life.
15:53No, yeah, boy.
15:55I don't like getting my bits out.
15:58Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.
16:01I'm not doing it, all right, Jack?
16:02Oh.
16:05Jesus, why I never heard a girl make that nice before?
16:08I didn't even know they could.
16:11Is she okay?
16:12If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.
16:15What'd you say?
16:16Pedicure.
16:17All right, I'm not into kids, okay, you sicko.
16:19Excuse me.
16:20You're horrible, what do you say?
16:21He's not a sicko.
16:23Conor, a pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.
16:27What?
16:28Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.
16:31Yeah.
16:36Sorry about earlier.
16:38It's okay.
16:40Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?
16:49There's something in my water.
16:51Oh, that's cucumber.
16:53Oh, I don't think we have that in Ireland.
16:56Jeez, but I could get used to being rich.
16:59I think I'm going to go take a dip in the jacuzzi.
17:03Are you coming?
17:05I ain't going to do that yet.
17:15Oh, boy, that's warm.
17:17That's nice, isn't it?
17:17Now, will I get a phone, yeah?
17:19I'll go get my phone, will I?
17:20Oh, no!
17:21No, I shouldn't have to do a pedicure.
17:23You're right, say.
17:24Oh, it's okay.
17:25Come on.
17:26No, I'm just going to stay here and look at the lovely view of Cock City, eh?
17:29Oh, don't worry.
17:32If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
17:34It's not that deep.
17:35I can't swim.
17:36You know, we can either swim.
17:37We can either swim.
17:38Come and just get in and stop being weird.
17:39Leave some warm, mate, look.
17:41Yeah!
17:41Leave some warm.
17:42All right.
17:43Come on, honey.
17:47I don't want any of that.
17:50What are you missing, mate?
17:51All that.
17:53Just getting to be caught.
17:56What the fuck are you wearing, mate?
17:59What are you wearing?
18:00Don't get up, mate.
18:02What are those things, mate?
18:04Just coming, man.
18:05Oh, my God.
18:06What are you wearing for it?
18:07Don't need to go over it.
18:08What were they supposed to, all right?
18:09You didn't have any clean ones.
18:10I didn't even know you'd be seeing them today.
18:11I want you having laughs.
18:12Come on, boy.
18:13Come on.
18:13Sorry.
18:13I think they're sweet.
18:16Really?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Get in.
18:19Hurry.
18:20Is it too hot?
18:21Is it hot?
18:22No, it's nice and warm, boy.
18:23Yes.
18:24Very good.
18:25Yeah.
18:25All right.
18:27Step in the way.
18:27Be careful.
18:28Yeah, it's just, um, it is actually quite hot.
18:31Hopeful for you, right?
18:32Oh, all right.
18:35But, um...
18:36Oh, OK.
18:37Oh, OK.
18:38It's OK.
18:39Come on.
18:40Come on.
18:41Hey.
18:42Hey.
18:43OK, maybe you...
18:44Oh, it is.
18:46Hi, Jack.
18:47Hi, boy.
18:48It is.
18:49Hi, hi, hi.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Sounds good, boy.
18:52All right.
18:54Um...
18:54Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.
18:57It's exciting.
18:59Risky.
19:01But at a certain point, you've just got to do it.
19:06Oh, God.
19:08You're so indigenous.
19:10Then you've got to do it again.
19:12Oh, God.
19:14Oh, God.
19:19Never have I ever...
19:22been to prison.
19:27Really?
19:28Uh-huh.
19:29Uh-huh.
19:30Uh-huh.
19:30Uh-huh.
19:31Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad.
19:33Like, it was just a bit of a misunderstanding.
19:36You're not a young offender anymore.
19:38You're an adult and an international drug smuggler.
19:40You're sentenced to six years in prison.
19:43It basically wasn't even our fault.
19:45Like, yeah.
19:45No.
19:49Oh, gosh.
19:50Excuse me.
19:50It's Daddy.
19:51Oh.
19:53Daddy.
19:53I know.
19:55Stop shouting!
19:57Oh.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Well, I wish that you weren't my father either.
20:02My dad's dead.
20:04Oh.
20:06Should we leave?
20:08I'll go, Jeff.
20:08No, no, no, no.
20:09I, I, I, I, I leave it to me.
20:10I, I, I...
20:11Just enjoy yourselves, all right?
20:13All right.
20:16Oh, shit.
20:24Are you all right?
20:25No.
20:26What happened?
20:29Being made by a fucking arsehole happened.
20:32My dad was a prick too.
20:34What about your mum?
20:35She, she's actually dead.
20:38I'm sorry.
20:39So what are you sorry for?
20:40You didn't kill her, did you?
20:42I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did, like...
20:46Did you?
20:47No.
20:48Okay.
20:54Sorry.
20:59Should we maybe check on them?
21:02I'll leave it to them.
21:04Right.
21:05Oh, unless that's not the custom here.
21:08Oh, yeah.
21:10Yeah.
21:10I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest.
21:14I need a lot of oysters there.
21:17You're not that bad, you know.
21:20Despite all the stealing.
21:23I'm not really in the mood anymore.
21:28Sorry.
21:29Don't worry about it.
21:31Me neither, to be honest.
21:33I, uh, fairly wrecked after the massage.
21:37Is it, is it supposed to do that to you?
21:41I'd still like you to spend the night.
21:44Sorry.
21:45Um, can I borrow your toothbrush, though?
21:49I don't think we should have sex anymore.
21:53Oh.
21:54It didn't even cross my mind.
21:56You can still tell Jock we did it, if you like.
22:00Thanks.
22:03And a spoon.
22:07Can I be a teaspoon?
22:10Yeah.
22:11No time.
22:14Kite.
22:16Kite.
22:17Kite.
22:18Psst.
22:18Kite.
22:19Psst.
22:21Kite.
22:22Kite.
22:23Kite.
22:23Kite.
22:23Kite.
22:24Kite.
22:24Kite.
22:25Kite.
22:26Kite.
22:26Kite.
22:31Kite.
22:34Kite.
22:37Kite.
22:38You want me to put back the shambos?
22:41No, I know.
22:42We'll take them.
22:43We'll take them.
22:59Charlie?
23:03Charlie?
23:08Where's Charlie, buddy?
23:09Huh?
23:10Where's Charlie?
23:11I don't know, boy.
23:13Where's he at, man?
23:14I don't know, boy.
23:15It's not me.
23:18Hey, man!
23:20Charlie?
23:20Hey, man!
23:22What you do with your chain, boy?
23:23Sure.
23:25Chain.
23:26What you do with your chain?
23:28Huh?
23:30What you mean?
23:31Huh?
23:33Where's your watch?
23:35Wait.
23:36Charlie?
23:37Hey, man!
23:38Hey, boy.
23:39Where'd you put the cash?
23:40I didn't touch the cash.
23:41Where'd the cash?
23:42Why'd you put the cash?
23:43You didn't touch the cash.
23:44Where's my phone, kind of man?
23:46Hey, man!
23:46Boy, where's my phone?
23:48It's on the table there.
23:49Where's my phone?
23:50You're on the table.
23:51Why'd you open your ears?
23:54Charlie?
23:55Hey, man!
23:56Hey, man!
23:57Hey, man!
23:58They must have it, boy.
23:58They've got it.
24:02Coyne, Coyne, Coyne.
24:03Huh?
24:06Lads.
24:07Who's that?
24:07Who's that?
24:07I just wanted to leave a picture.
24:09We had a cracking time with you, but...
24:12Truly top boys here.
24:13Isn't that right, Emma?
24:15I can't believe you dopes fell for it.
24:17We were only...
24:17That's Emma.
24:18That's them, boy.
24:19We're better looking.
24:21Sorry we ditched you, but you were sitting asleep.
24:24They're from Cork!
24:25Sorry we lied.
24:27And about stealing from you.
24:30What?
24:30That's a lie, boy!
24:32Traitors, boy.
24:33Little rat bags.
24:34We didn't lie about everything.
24:36My dad is an arsehole.
24:38And I did want to pop my Irish cherry.
24:40Deceived by our own?
24:42Love you, lads.
24:43Thanks for covering the hotel.
24:45Love you, lads.
24:46Emma spoon me and everything if that is your real name!
24:49Boy, we'd never have done that to them.
24:50Never.
24:50There's some things we would do, but we would never have done that.
24:53Not in a million years, boy.
24:54I'm joking, man.
24:55But what are they on about as well?
24:56Thanks for covering the hotel.
24:58No, we didn't cover the room.
25:00I didn't cover anything.
25:00What does that even mean?
25:01The way they left us.
25:02I know it, what?
25:05How much?
25:072,000 euro.
25:08They didn't buy the hotel room.
25:10I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.
25:12The penthouse?
25:14It wasn't our fault, ma'am.
25:15It was Charlotte and Emma.
25:16Yeah.
25:17Who the hell is Charlotte and Emma?
25:18They were a couple of girls that we thought were rich
25:21and were going to give us the ride.
25:22Two grand for the ride?
25:23It's not a hope I'm paying this.
25:25I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night.
25:28Are their names on the reservation?
25:30No.
25:30Yeah.
25:31No.
25:31We're out here.
25:32Let's go.
25:34Tell me you actually did get the ride.
25:35I know it.
25:37I know it.
25:39Is that on our fight we were around?
25:41We got catfished by a couple of girls.
25:42It's all right.
25:43We got insurance.
25:44What the hell do you think insurance actually is?
25:47Well, we got you shampoo.
25:49I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.
25:53As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.
25:56But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.
25:58But not one of the bad ones.
26:00Just an itchy knob.
26:16It doesn't cover a little house on track.
26:19We bought horses over a little house.
26:19And they put some chips inside.
26:20Yeah, I thought a little food in the cold season was like someone would use it.
26:21And so they do go bikers on camera now.
26:21And so I did fun with me.
26:30And so, we got my couch.
26:31And so I was waiting for you to come back.
26:31You
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