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00:05Attention passengers, the two-week ferry is now ready for boarding.
00:08Please have your tickets ready for collection.
00:12Here's your memory foam pillow.
00:14Thanks, Auntie.
00:15Did you pack your snacks, your switch?
00:17Did you pack your pyjamas, your toothbrush?
00:19Did you grab a toothbrush?
00:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21I want everything, Auntie. Chill.
00:22Okay, I'm sorry.
00:24You're going to have the most wonderful Christmas with Dad, yeah?
00:26Could you send my letter to Santa for me, please?
00:28Of course. Now, the Tiwi ferry staff are...
00:32They're going to look after me the whole entire trip. I know.
00:34Good girl.
00:35Don't worry. We'll keep an eye on there. Are you ready?
00:39Bye, bub.
00:40Say hi to your dad for us, eh?
00:41Yeah, I will.
00:42We'll miss you.
00:44I'll miss you, too.
00:45Love you.
00:46Have a lovely Christmas, darling.
00:48Love you.
00:49Love you, too.
00:50You'll have fun. Call us as soon as you get there.
00:55Well, there's no need to analyse
00:58It's a kind of emotion
01:02Cause it comes naturally to me
01:05A simple case of feeling
01:08Love and devotion
01:12So tell me tenderly
01:15I want to give my life to you
01:20I want to feel my blood run through you
01:25You and love, I want to touch you
01:30Over and over and over again
01:34We've got two strong hearts
01:38We stick together like the honey and the bee
01:42You and me, we've got two strong hearts
01:48Reaching out forever like a river to the sea
01:54Running free
01:59Like a river to the sea
02:03Running free
02:09Angel or star?
02:12I'm more of a star man myself
02:14Do the honours
02:19Carol's started
02:20This is a nice surprise
02:21You're back
02:23Yeah, just dropping off Taya's gift for when she gets home
02:26But you're
02:27Going to Adelaide, yeah
02:29Well, that's where my family are, so
02:32Figured I'd spend Christmas with my mum
02:35Anyway, I should get to the airport
02:38Don't make Christmas any worse than it is
02:40Me?
02:41You sent Taya to an island with a man she hardly knows for Christmas
02:45Bubsworth's family
02:47Jared's family
02:48There is absolutely nothing to worry about
02:50Oi, Peacock
02:51Cyclone Nancy, originally thought to Miss Landfill
02:54Is due to hit Darwin tonight
02:56Residents are being advised to take cover and prepare their homes
03:00For what has been classed as a category two storm by the Bureau of Meteorology
03:04Stay tuned for updates as Cyclone Nancy...
03:07Looks like you're not going anywhere, Netta
03:12Ned, if your plane isn't going, then neither is the ferry
03:14Forget it
03:15Who sends their kids to a remote island during the wet season?
03:18Um, pretty much anyone who lives on a remote island
03:20What's he doing to prepare?
03:21To protect bub?
03:22Has Jared even responded yet?
03:23No, but at this point, it's a category two
03:26This isn't Twister
03:27There aren't going to be cows spinning past the bloody window
03:30Batten down the hatches
03:31What are you doing?
03:33Preparing for the Twister
03:34I'm trying the ferry again
03:35Ah, stop it, Trevor
03:37Not helping, Dad
03:38Poor boy's nerves are shot to shit already
03:47You reckon the peacocks will sort themselves out?
03:49I don't know
03:51He's parked under that tree like a man who wants a quick getaway
03:54Yeah, here she is
03:55Good old emergency kit
03:57Ah, nice one
03:58Sure's good
03:59You might be shitting yourselves in the dark if I wasn't prepared
04:02I'll be sure to find you when the apocalypse comes
04:05You think I'd let you slow me down?
04:07Me?
04:07Slow you down?
04:08I'll be the one who's carrying you
04:10Lift with your legs, old man
04:11Yeah, we're lifting your legs, young lady
04:14Oh, God, what you got in there?
04:16Dead body?
04:18Be your dead body if you keep winking
04:25Look out, emergency kit coming through
04:29It's been a while since my days in the SES
04:31Oh
04:32Oh
04:32Jeez
04:33You all right?
04:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:35Here, come on
04:37Oh, sis
04:39Don't kiss your crush
04:40Kiss their best friend first
04:42That is terrible advice
04:43I don't buy that crap
04:45Look at your wife
04:46Oh, yeah, well
04:47You won't be looking so smug
04:49When a tree falls on my retirement plan, will you?
04:51Eh?
04:52What, you forgotten already?
04:54Me truck?
04:55Come on, let's go
04:55Oh
04:56Cyclone season
04:57You don't park under trees
04:58What's going on about his truck?
05:01What you got there, Doughty?
05:05Oh
05:06Well, two girls
05:10Come on, then
05:11What I got plenty to do?
05:15Things any better with Doughty?
05:18Well, you tried apologising?
05:20Apologise for what?
05:21Oh, well, I don't know
05:22Being a sook
05:23Chef
05:24Come on
05:25Jared's her dad
05:25He gives Taya another link to Tiwi
05:27She's going to be
05:28Plugged into culture in a way that
05:30Lauren never could be
05:32Lauren didn't keep it a secret because of that
05:34You know that
05:35Lauren didn't think things through
05:36So what?
05:37She never does
05:38But look what it's giving Taya
05:41She on Tiwi now
05:42With a Tiwi dad
05:45What a gift
05:46For a mum to give a daughter
05:48What a Christmas present, eh?
05:50Can't you see?
05:52This is Lauren becoming a mum
05:55Nice to have Neto back
05:57All it took was a bloody cyclone
06:00Cyclone Lauren
06:01He bought a ticket to Adelaide, mum
06:03He's gammon
06:04If he wanted to go back to his mummy
06:06He would have done it already
06:08Yeah
06:09We'll see
06:13I feel like I pushed him too far this time
06:16You've got a fella who isn't frightened of this place
06:18This family
06:19This mess that we're in
06:22He just wants to know that you're shooting for the same target
06:25That's all
06:27Now, you're a woman
06:29Multitask
06:29Move that while you absorb my profound wisdom
06:32Righto, Gandhi
06:34Lift with your legs
06:39Love what you've done with the truck
06:40Thank you
06:41It's a lot of kitchen
06:42Yeah, that's the idea
06:45It's, uh
06:46It's all kitchen
06:47Now we had a deal
06:49What do you mean?
06:50I mean
06:50A little less Maggie Beer
06:51A little more David Crockett
06:53Who?
06:54Are you sure you've got a timeline
06:55To convert my truck back into a camper?
06:57Look, I don't know, Trev
06:58I'm a bit too worried about Bub
07:00To be thinking about work right now
07:01It'll happen when it happens, alright?
07:02Hey Ned, give us a hand
07:04We'll talk about it later, okay?
07:07Up in there
07:09You alright?
07:10Yeah, your dad's just being a bit
07:12I don't know
07:13Yeah, he gets a bit weird at Christmas
07:15Sorry
07:16The Cyclone Shelter's a bit of a mess
07:31I've got something I need to say
07:33You first
07:33No, no
07:34I should totally hear you out first
07:42It's not addressed to me
07:43I don't read other people's mail
07:45Just read it
07:55Dear Santa
07:57If I've been good
07:59Please can I have my Uncle Ned home?
08:01Animal crossing
08:02And
08:04Nail polish with sparkles
08:07If I've been naughty
08:08Uncle Ned will be enough
08:11From Bub
08:16You were right
08:17I went looking for Bub's dad
08:19Because I thought it would get us
08:20Out of responsibility
08:21So we could run back to Adelaide
08:23But when I found out
08:24He was a TV man
08:26I knew that was more important
08:27Than anything we wanted
08:32I know I should have told you
08:35But it was an opportunity
08:36To give Bub the childhood
08:37That mum couldn't give me
08:40I can't tell you how many times
08:42I dreamt of being on mum's country
08:44I'm so sorry
08:46I thought that she just needed
08:48You and Daffy
08:49But
08:49I don't know
08:50I know I've still got a lot to learn
08:53And I get that
08:54Being on country
08:55Is a gift for Taya
08:57I'm just getting my head around
08:59The way decisions are made
09:00In this family
09:00And
09:00Jared makes me a bit
09:03Jealous
09:03Or threatened
09:04You know
09:05And
09:06He'll give her things
09:07That I never can
09:08You give her other things
09:10You make her laugh
09:12You make her feel safe
09:13You make her feel seen
09:17I want us
09:18To be a part of the Tiwi community too
09:21With Bub
09:23Yeah me too
09:26Does that mean
09:27We're shooting for the same target?
09:34Can we text Jared?
09:36My head's going to be in a spin
09:37Until I hear from Bub
09:39On it
09:52The idea he's going to turn it back
09:53Into a camper
09:54Is a joke
09:55Have you seen it?
09:56Where's the bid going to go?
09:58Yeah yeah but don't bring it up now
09:59We only just got Mulliga back
10:00So you got a reply?
10:03Jared said she's safe
10:04We're all good for now
10:05For now?
10:06For now what's that mean?
10:07It means she's safe
10:08Yeah but only for now
10:09Call in
10:10Call in
10:11Mayday
10:11Mayday
10:12Bariner
10:13Capsized by
10:14So good
10:14Tiwi residents have been told
10:16To bunker down
10:17And head to the nearest shelter
10:18Cyclone Nancy
10:19Has been upgraded
10:20To a category 4
10:21Cat 4
10:22That's a biggie
10:22They're only being speculative
10:24Urging boaters
10:25Not to risk their lives
10:26Or vessels
10:26And avoid waterways
10:27Okay we need to go on the ferry
10:29Didn't you hear the man?
10:30Alright well let's charter a plane
10:32Or do something
10:33We need to help Barbara
10:34Babe
10:34This isn't Jared's first cyclone
10:36We have to trust him
10:38Trust him after that text?
10:39You're all hungry
10:40And it's making you a bit mad
10:41What are we doing here?
10:42Nothing
10:42We need to call someone
10:44Anybody
10:45Mum
10:45Dad
10:45Dad
10:46We need a feed
10:47And I'm making stew
10:48Stew?
10:49You haven't made that
10:50Since the ice age
10:51Hence all the banging Einstein
10:52Mum how long has it been
10:53In that freezer?
10:54Nearly had a heart attack
10:55Probably you
10:55My tick is a time bomb
10:57Yeah my doctor told me
10:58If I eat another cheese
10:59Bacon pie
11:00I'll be toast
11:02Oh god
11:03Yeah
11:04Phone's dead
11:06No power
11:07Right
11:07Okay
11:08I never imagined that
11:09I'd die in a cyclone
11:10That's just it
11:11You're not going to die babe
11:12Breathe
11:13Well you might die
11:14But that's the fun part
11:16Alright nothing left to do
11:18But get hammered in the dark
11:19Until the storm passes
11:20Old family tradition
11:21You don't have to get hammered
11:23Oh
11:24Went in Darwin
11:27Hey we'll make a Darwin lad out of him yet
11:31Merry bloody Christmas
11:33Up your bum
11:35Oh nice
11:36Isn't that French?
11:37It is
11:38It's French
11:38It's lovely
11:40Je t'adore d'affy
11:42So go again
11:43Je t'adore d'affy
11:51Well go on then
11:52Eat up
11:53Those leftovers
11:54Aren't going to eat themselves
11:55They do look like
11:56They've taken on a life of their own
11:57Yeah
11:58A bit like my truck
11:59Trevor I told you not to bring this up
12:01No no
12:01No just saying
12:02We know what you're saying
12:03I don't know what he's going to say
12:04Let the man talk
12:05Be careful what you wish for
12:06I'm just saying
12:07Where's me bloody 10%?
12:09Any entrepreneur will tell you
12:10Sure as hell doesn't look like a camper now
12:12Does he?
12:12Look I'm there worrying about bub
12:13He's worried about his bloody truck
12:15I'm worried about our retirement plan
12:17Dad
12:18The deal was 10% of profit
12:19He hasn't made any profit
12:20Ah there you go
12:21No profit
12:22So sure as shit
12:23Not going to turn it back into a camper
12:24Is he?
12:24You seen it out there?
12:25Trev
12:26You hustled us
12:27I didn't hustled
12:27It takes a little bit of time
12:28You're not keeping your side of the bargain
12:30Enough
12:31When I said I wanted to go travelling
12:33I meant Paris
12:35Not to turn it Greek
12:36In a rusty shitbox
12:38Who cares if he's ruined the camper
12:42After everything Neddo has given to this family
12:44It's the least we can do for him
12:49Thank you Daphne
12:50Don't call me Daphne
12:51And eat your dinner
12:51You're too skinny
13:03I'm sorry I can't do it
13:04No I swore the chef's oath
13:05Never to eat salmonella
13:06You're right
13:07He hustled us
13:07I want that 10%
13:10Excuse me
13:11Lauren
13:15Blame my
13:18Lauren
13:20Right Mrs Eiffel Tower
13:22You want me to go out to the cyclone
13:23And get you some frog's legs
13:24Well go on then
13:25Bushtucker man
13:27Oh and for the record
13:28It wasn't Tennant Creek
13:30It was Kununara
13:31Oh Kununara
13:34The regional town of romance
13:42That came out of nowhere
13:44Well I wouldn't say nowhere
13:45It came out of stew
13:47I was just trying to make mum feel better
14:02You alright?
14:03Oh yeah yeah yeah
14:04It's about right than in isn't it?
14:08Well I just got everything out
14:10So you might as well too
14:12What is it?
14:16Okay
14:17I know we made a promise to each other
14:19And I know I'm legally bound to that promise
14:21Because of our prenup
14:22But I actually really
14:25I love being a dad
14:27I began to believe it was something I didn't want
14:29Because it was something you didn't want
14:30And then
14:32Taya came into our lives
14:33And uh
14:36Yeah
14:38Maybe I haven't been completely honest with you either
14:40But maybe
14:42Maybe I want to be a father
14:44And maybe I always have
14:46It's a lot of maybes
14:47Okay
14:48Not maybe
14:48I do
14:49I do want to be a dad
14:50And not just Taya
14:52You know?
14:53You know I'm not there yet
14:56And I'm not putting that on you
14:59You can feel however you want to feel
15:01But I can't keep pretending that the feeling's mutual
15:04And I still want you more than I want kids
15:08But I do want kids you know?
15:13I love you so much
15:15That I'm not even going to kiss you
15:16With my gross form of breath
15:17That's the most romantic thing
15:19Anyone's ever said to me
15:20No it's not
15:21But you do need to brush your teeth
15:23Okay
15:24Seriously
15:43There's a run down bar
15:45Across the railroad tracks
15:48I've got a table for two
15:50Away in the back
15:53Where I sit alone
15:57And think of losing you
16:01I spend most every night
16:05Beneath the lies
16:07Of the neon moon
16:10Now if you lose
16:13You're one and only
16:16There's always room here
16:18For the lonely
16:20To wash your broken dreams
16:24They're sitting out of the bins
16:26Of the neon moon
16:29Hey
16:30Right so Tiwi phones are still down
16:32But Leroy reckons the barge is taking over supplies
16:35Supplies?
16:36But
16:36The shops are flooded dad
16:37They've got no food
16:38We can feed people
16:39With what?
16:40Your retirement plan
16:42And you know
16:49Watching it all pass me by
16:52I had the rug against the tide
16:56It comes in and it goes out again
17:02Now we're looking out into the water
17:07Tell me all the things that are on your mind
17:10And I'll say everything will be alright
17:15Looking out into the fire
17:19I'll tell you all the things that are on my mind
17:23And you'll say everything will be alright
17:31Lauren wait wait
17:32It's not safe
17:33Dordie Dordie
17:34Bob!
17:35Jared!
17:44Taya wouldn't have left this just anywhere
17:46Something must have happened to her
17:48Jared's not there
17:49Mob would have gathered somewhere
17:51We'll find them
17:52Come on
17:53Let's go
17:53Come on
17:54Now we're looking out into the water
17:58Tell me all the things that are on your mind
18:01And I'll say everything will be alright
18:06Looking out into the fire
18:11I'll tell you all the things that are on my mind
18:14And you'll say everything will be alright
18:24You're different to when we were here last time, eh?
18:27Yeah
18:32Awana
18:34Amine, I'm so glad you're safe and well
18:36Have you seen the Kiralima mob?
18:41Oh
18:41In the church?
18:45Okay
18:45Thank you, mana
18:46Thank you
18:56She's not here
18:58Okay
18:58Um, she'll be okay
19:00She has to be
19:01We'll do another drive around
19:02It's alright
19:03Oi, that's my sarong
19:11Are you okay?
19:12Are you hurt?
19:13Are you bleeding?
19:14No, I'm not bleeding
19:15He was a little bit scary though
19:16My dad kept telling us funny stories
19:18Well, you're much braver than me
19:20And hey, have I got a story for you
19:22Don't you made up with Uncle Ned?
19:24Yeah, come on
19:25I missed you
19:26I missed you too
19:29Sissies, my other dad's here too
19:30Hello
19:31Hey, other dad
19:32Oi
19:33See, I told you she'd be fine
19:35I knew she'd be fine
19:36Well, come on then
19:37Let's make this angry before people get hangry
19:39True God
19:40You bought the truck?
19:42Cool
19:42Well, but I've got a problem
19:44I need my sushi, Chef
19:45Yes, Chef
19:46Come on then
19:48Tell him
19:48Thank you
19:49No, it's all good
19:50You hungry, girls?
19:51Come on
19:57Don't drop any
19:58I promise
20:03Remember, sharing
20:04Sharing
20:12Uncle, can I come back to Darwin with you and Aunty?
20:16I would love that
20:17It was fun sleeping over at Dad's, but my sisters kept wanting to borrow my Switch
20:21And I wouldn't let me pay with their make-up, so
20:23Where's my Christmas present? Did you bring it? Where is it?
20:26Oh, we might have something in the back of the house, but that depends
20:28Have you been good?
20:29Did you do the dishes?
20:32Draftfuls, draftfuls, got more draftfuls
20:35Draftfuls
20:35Aunty, Lauren, we have more draftfuls here
20:37Copy that, Sue, Chef
20:38Hey, bub, you think you could step up and run the truck on your own for a minute?
20:43I need to steal Uncle Ned
20:44Mm-hmm
20:45Maningo and Armanet can help you
20:47Copy that
20:48Oh, thank you
20:49Come with me
20:50What's going on?
20:51You'll find out
20:53Aw
20:55See ya
20:55Thanks, Sue, Chef
20:57Whoa, whoa, whoa
20:58Draftfuls, the last two
21:00We need more steak and onion, old man
21:03Yeah, no worries, cheeky young lady
21:06Thank God this is all kitchen
21:08Yeah
21:09So, uh, you want to go to Europe, eh?
21:12Well, we do
21:13Well, let me check my schedule
21:16So, uh, where do you reckon you start?
21:18Italy?
21:19Let's start with steak and onions, yeah?
21:22Oh, you're all so bloody romantic
21:25What do we do?
21:26Getting some privacy
21:38I'm the luckiest
21:40No, I am
21:42We don't have to make it a competition
21:45Okay
21:46But
21:48I'm the winner
22:10Hey, Jared
22:12Did Taya speak to you about coming back to Darwin?
22:13Yeah, man
22:14It's all good with me
22:15I mean, she put on a brave face
22:17But she was really missing you guys
22:19I'm looking forward to sharing dad juniors with you, Jared
22:21Yeah, I mean
22:23God knows I've got enough on my plate as it is
22:25Speaking of which
22:27These aren't bad
22:27Oh, thank you
22:28I mean, they're not as good as mine
22:30I put fresh turtle meat in mine, but
22:31Turtle?
22:32Ah, I'd have to try that
22:34Listen, if you need any help with your house
22:36I'm pretty happy
22:37I should be right
22:38I, um, built that house on my bare hands
22:40You built your own house?
22:42Ah, ah, hang on
22:44Here we go
22:45I've got to go be referee
22:45Can you take it?
22:47Ah, sure
22:48There we go, there we go
22:50Hey, hey, hey
22:50Hey, Uncle Nap
22:51Hey, Uncle Nap
22:52I, um, I don't know who she is
22:57Oh, yeah, girls
22:58Okay
22:59Okay
23:00Okay, level one
23:03Hello, ladies
23:04I've got inquiry for you here
23:06Thank you
23:08Thank you
23:09Thank you
23:09Thank you
23:10Thank you
23:13Thank you
23:14Thank you
23:14Thank you
23:16What?
23:19What's that mean?
23:21You're pregnant now
23:22You got baby
23:23Oh, crap
23:24Oh, crap
23:41Okay
23:51Thank you
23:53Thank you
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