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00:04hold what explain your sneeze I'm sorry do you have allergies no is there too
00:10much pepper on your salad I don't put pepper on salads I've heard enough sit
00:14over there come on I don't want to sit by myself that's what typhoid Mary said
00:19and clearly her friends buckled guys help me Sheldon come on yeah it's just
00:24one's knees you're on your own see you buddy Oh Leonard I have something for
00:30you per our roommate agreement this is your 24-hour notice that I will be
00:35having a non-related female spending two nights in our apartment when you say
00:42non-related female you still mean human right of course pets are banned under
00:48the roommate agreement with the exception of service animals such as seeing eye
00:52dogs and one day cybernetically enhanced helper monkeys are you planning on
00:57kidnapping a woman sarcasm yes but mixed with genuine concern for your
01:05information I'll be playing host to dr. Elizabeth Clinton the cosmological
01:11physicist from Princeton yes and until you acquire a surgical mask please address
01:15your comments to me through a napkin we've been corresponding for years about
01:20our mutual interest in gravitational wave signatures of inflatons in the early
01:24universe and now she's under consideration for a position at our
01:28university why didn't you tell me you knew Elizabeth Plimpton I am a huge fan of
01:33hers I didn't realize I was obligated to share my connection with things you're a
01:37fan of but very well you enjoy Canadian bacon I've been to Toronto okay fine where
01:43is she gonna sleep my room of course holy crap
01:50holy crap
01:53I have a two-part question go ahead a are you kidding me and be seriously are you
01:59freaking kidding me a I rarely kid and be when I do kid you will know it by my use
02:06of the word Bazinga so you're saying the two of you are going to be sleeping in the
02:11same bed yes Bazinga Leonard thank you why is a world-renowned scientist staying in
02:26our apartment instead of a hotel she doesn't care for hotels and who can
02:29blame her windows that don't open multi-user linens key shape like credit cards as if one
02:35walks around with unassigned slots in one's wallet all right I believe I have
02:39time for one more question yes Raj when can I sit with you again when I've seen
02:47two consecutive negative throat cultures space 12 hours apart you know the drill
02:50all right if you'll excuse me I am off to start a prophylactic course of
02:55antibiotics I can't believe he's friends with Elizabeth Plimpton I can't believe
03:02they let him into Canada whoa you heard the man where's your throat cultures kidding sit down
03:18our whole universe was in a hot dense state the nearly 14 million years ago expansion started way
03:26the earth began to cool the autotropes began to drool the and recalls develop tools we built a wall
03:31we built a pyramid snap science history unraveling the mystery that all started with a big bang
03:43hey Sheldon oh Penny excellent I have a question about these maxi pads are the wings truly functional
03:52or have I fallen victim to marketing hype what what are you doing with what the stock boy at Walgreens
04:00was frustratingly uninformed on the subject what are you doing with maxi pads I have a lady friend
04:07who will be staying with me for a few days oh what I wanted to feel at home I also
04:14bought scented soaps
04:15pantyhose my doll calcium chews and what is apparently a yogurt specifically designed to regulate the female
04:23bowel wait wait hold on back up you're having a woman stay with you yes why does that seem to
04:31flabbergast everybody I'm not flabbergasted I'm puzzled yeah let's go with puzzled a word of warning my
04:41guest is a noted physicist and the leading expert on quantum cosmology so please try to avoid wasting her
04:47time with female jibber-jabber female jibber-jabber yeah shoes sales hairstyles mud masks gossip about
04:55your friends Brad and Angelina oh they're not my friends I'm not surprised considering what you talk
05:03about them behind their backs she's here she's here how do I look do I look smart good grief this
05:15isn't about you I'm coming now listen one of the great minds of the 21st century is about to play
05:22host to one of the other great minds of the 21st century so pay attention years from now my biographer
05:29might ask you about this event well I have so many things to tell your biographer dr. Cooper thank
05:38goodness I completely forgot your address but then I remembered that I'd written it on my hand lucky for
05:44me I didn't confuse it with what I had written on my other hand which are the coordinates for a
05:47newly
05:47discovered neutron star because if I tried to go there I'd be crushed by hypergravity hello nice to
05:56finally meet you in person I would imagine it is this is my friend and roommate dr. Leonard
06:04Hofstadter hi hello oops I started to say hi and then I switched to hello in the middle it came
06:11out
06:11hi-lo it's nice to meet you I've read both your books and most of your papers I'm Leonard I
06:21live here
06:22you're brilliant I apologize he's only an experimental physicist no need to apologize
06:29some of my best friends are experimental physicists well not my best friends but I know them my best
06:36friend is a molecular chemist named Wendy sorry I'm rambling hi-lo are you hungry thirsty can I offer you
06:45anything she's my guest if anyone should offer her anything it should be me Elizabeth can I get you
06:49something perhaps a feminine hygiene product or a bowel regulating yogurt interesting choices based on
06:57my current needs I guess I'd pick the yogurt excellent if the yogurt works I bought some delightful scented
07:09candles look at you thank you so much for opening up your home to me well who wants to stay
07:18in a hotel with
07:19windows that don't open those crazy card-shaped keys I'm so glad you understand no well he doesn't
07:27understand I understand I understand too you're just misappropriating my understanding I think any
07:35university would want you except of course any university that had already had you because they
07:40would have already wanted you before they you know got you from the mind that brought you hi-lo
07:50let me show you to your room all right I guess I am tired good night Leonard oh sleep night
07:55I mean
07:56obviously good night I started to say sleep tight then I changed my mind in the middle I swear to
08:02God
08:02I'm smart get it together man all right let me show you some of the features of the room first
08:16windows
08:17conventional open closed open closed halfway open or halfway closed depending on your philosophical bent
08:26over here is my comic book collection feel free to browse there's a box of disposable reading gloves on
08:32the nightstand good to know in here you'll find emergency provisions an eight-day supply of food and water a
08:41crossbow season two of Star Trek the original series on a high-density flash drive what if there's a
08:48disaster that destroys all the USB ports then there's really no reason to live is there a question about
08:55your roommate he's an odd duck isn't he what's his relationship status well there was a misbegotten
09:03adventure with a waitress who lives across the hall it ended as inexplicably as it began if they had very
09:09little in common except for carnal activity that's why I acquired these noise-canceling headphones if
09:16you decide to use them please clean the earpieces afterwards with the wet wipes you'll find in the
09:20bathroom they're in the drawer labeled wet wipes good I'll leave you to your nighttime ablutions I've
09:28emailed you the morning bathroom schedule you'll also find a laminated copy in your welcome packet
09:35it's on the back of the emergency escape route diagram sleep well my friend you too oh let me
09:43just get one thing it's my backup emergency supply kit the living room escape route doesn't pass through
09:51here now good night and if there's an apocalypse good luck yes I saw your light on is everything
10:06all right yeah I just couldn't sleep me neither look what I'm reading I did but it's been a while
10:17and I
10:18wanted to sound smart over breakfast you're smart oh good wasn't sure it was coming across what chapter
10:26are you on the extra galactic distance ladder want to know a little secret sure I wrote the section on
10:37the Wilson Bapu effect completely naked really sure doesn't read that way here let me show you when we
10:51consider the brightness of pulsating variable stars we start to see a possible explanation
10:56of discrepancies found in Hubble's constant Wow you really make science come alive
11:28vocal test morning vocal test second vocal test second morning vocal test morning Sheldon morning
11:37morning Sheldon morning I trust you had a pleasant night more than pleasant
11:48excuse me I'm going to relieve myself how do you take your coffee black okie-dope
11:57pee for Houston pee for Austin pee for the state my heart got lost in
12:06and shake twice for Texas something his mother taught him all right Elizabeth the bathroom is yours
12:20the seat is down and has been sanitized for your protection that's very thoughtful but I think I'll
12:25finish my coffee first ah so the yogurt didn't work I'll fire off a critical email to the manufacturer
12:36oh good you're up look my car won't start I need a ride to work did you once again ignore
12:40your check
12:41engine light no mr. smarty pants I ignored the fill gas tank light Leonard Penny wants to exploit any
12:48residual feelings you have for her in order to get a ride to work oh sure let me just put
12:53this in a travel mug
12:54hello hi oh Penny this is Dr. Plimpton a leading expert on quantum cosmology Dr. Plimpton Penny is a
13:03waitress who doesn't understand the role gasoline plays in the internal combustion engine
13:09nice to meet you nice to meet you too are you enjoying your stay yes very much
13:20good wonderful meaningless pleasantries accomplished Elizabeth Leonard's
13:24bathroom time is coming up and believe me you do not want to follow him excuse me
13:31okay well I guess I should get dressed so I can take everyone to work you and Sheldon and Sheldon's
13:36friend Dr. Plimpton who you just met it'd be fun like a clown car hang on we just broke up
13:46well you
13:47and me yeah we did not too long ago how you doing with it I'm not as good as you
13:52apparently I don't
13:54follow you know what it's none of my business if you want to sleep with Sheldon's doctor buddy right
13:58after we stop seeing each other go for it well no excuse me I'm uncomfortable with you recommending
14:05that Leonard pursue having intercourse with Dr. Plimpton who I assure you has better things to do
14:10I'm not recommending it I'm saying it already happened that's preposterous tell her Leonard well
14:23no oh come on it wasn't my fault the implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady
14:30parts you know what I'm just gonna take the bus to work I can still drive you oh no no
14:38it's okay
14:38you might slip on a banana peel and get me pregnant I must say I'm shocked by this betrayal I
14:46didn't
14:47betray penny not penny me how am I betraying you Elizabeth's my friend and you're playing with her
14:59yeah I guess I did
15:08what the hell are you doing relax it's NyQuil you still have a cold maybe but I don't care
15:16that's the great thing about NyQuil it's like 10% booze I call it the nighttime sniffling sneezing
15:22coughing so you can talk to girls medicine are you having trouble sleeping because boy I was up all night
15:30did you get a cold too no I was awake all night if you want I can give you some
15:39of my mom's sleeping
15:40pills she won't notice they're missing she doesn't know she takes them that's okay it was something
15:49else keeping me up last night and again this morning and I didn't mind I was up last night
16:01I was up this morning I didn't mind those are your clues
16:11oh oh did the pigeon on your window sill have more babies
16:16no were you up making another stop-motion Lego movie
16:19no because let me tell you it's not enough to make the Legos move they also have to capture your
16:24heart
16:25okay I'll give you one more clue it involved another person did you get a Japanese love pillow
16:34how is a Japanese love pillow another person it is if you love her and give her a name
16:42Dr. Plimpton I'd like you to meet my colleagues Dr. Rajesh Kutrapali and not a doctor Howard Wallowicz
16:49I'm a big fan of your work thank you and of course you've already introduced yourself to Dr. Hofstadter
16:57hey you hey you boy I'm kind of tuckered out how are you feeling Elizabeth you know what I am
17:05a little
17:06tired would you be a dear and get me a cup of coffee sure black right actually now I think
17:12I want it hot
17:13brown and sweet
17:23what do you mean what it's halo night but I can't I'm too sick go away
17:30that's why we moved halo night here look I brought my mom's chicken soup I'm not hungry
17:35don't send him away let him in who is that I bought a parrot
17:43yeah right Dr. Plimpton hi Howard right uh yeah can I ask you a question Howard
17:53do you like role-playing games
17:57yeah sure in fact I'm a dungeon master
18:01not tonight tonight you are a delivery man you brought soup but uh-oh Raj and I don't have enough
18:09money to pay you so we'll have to come to some other kind of arrangement
18:18beg pardon
18:20you two figure out the details I'm gonna go change into something
18:23I don't mind getting ripped off my milky flesh
18:28what the frack
18:31go away she wants new deli not kosher deli besides you have a girlfriend you broke up weeks ago
18:40why did you say anything I was waiting for the right time this is the right time
18:45hey who's ready for halo oh this is like a nightmare get lost
18:50he's right the numbers are shaky enough as it is I don't understand oh good Leonard's here good
19:00Elizabeth what's going on what's going on is you and Howard are my moving men and Raj is my
19:06new landlord and I don't have enough money to pay any of you
19:11is she suggesting what I think she's suggesting yup welcome to the penthouse forum
19:18okay show of hands who's up for this
19:21we'll all be naked in front of each other I'm out
19:27everybody ready
19:29follow my lead almost uh we're going to go out into the hallway and make a dramatic entrance oh good
19:36it's so much better when everyone commits run run run don't look back I thought we had something special
19:48so you say you can't pay your rent
19:58oh Leonard hey I found these in the dryer I'm assuming they belong to Sheldon
20:04thanks it's really hard to find these in his size
20:10listen I've been meaning to talk to you about the other morning you mean you and Dr. Slutbunny
20:16yeah I wanted to explain no you don't owe me an explanation I don't no you don't
20:22so you're not judging me oh I'm judging you nine ways to Sunday but you don't owe me an explanation
20:30nevertheless I'd like to get one on the record so you can understand why I did what I did
20:35I'm listening
20:44she let me
20:59so
21:02so
21:13you
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