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00:09Tonight, join Celia Pakola, Mick Molloy, Melanie Bracewell, Ed Gavillie and Sam Payne
00:16as we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, the man with the answers, Tom Blasner.
00:28Good evening, Australia.
00:29Great to have your company as we look back on another busy week.
00:32So many big stories, but I'm confident we have just the team in to help join the dots.
00:37From Triple M Melbourne's Mick in the Morning, welcome back, Mick Molloy.
00:43She just returned from the Montreal Comedy Festival.
00:46One of our favourites, Celia Pakola.
00:50Host of the new podcast, You're Not Going to Like This, featuring Celia this week.
00:55Why, it's Ed Gavillie.
00:56Oh, hi, everybody.
00:58Fresh from celebrating her 30th birthday, co-host of the Cheap Seats, it's the always amazing Melanie Bracewell.
01:06And finally, direct from his hosting triumph at the Logies by an eight-day private afterparty,
01:11Say hello to Sam Payne.
01:16And congratulations on a brilliant hosting performance.
01:19What was your highlight of the night?
01:21We're starting with me.
01:23Ed?
01:24I thought the big news was that Ed's got another podcast.
01:26No, well, we'll get to them.
01:29People are crying out.
01:30Well, the Logies were on Sunday night.
01:32My highlight was actually Tuesday morning.
01:35Right.
01:35When the Logies finished.
01:38It's hard to keep it short, isn't it?
01:40Well, probably, you know, meeting Richard Marks, that was a big thrill for me.
01:46My favourite part was, I reckon, Richard Marks may have been told that when he was, because
01:50he performed.
01:51So he got told, I reckon, he was going to perform at about maybe 9, 9.30.
01:55Oh, right.
01:55But, you know, the night got out of here.
01:57Yeah.
01:58So when he came on at 11.03.
02:00Wow.
02:02Not good.
02:03I was thinking, I reckon he probably fired his agent at about 11.04.
02:08Understandably.
02:09But, no, that's, you know, it was just another fun night.
02:11It was a great night.
02:13Celia, you and I, of course, shared a table.
02:15Yes, we did.
02:15Thank God your hair was nominated.
02:18Sadly, we did not get up, didn't go home with a trophy, but it's fine.
02:21You know, it's not fun to lose, but, you know, my family's very supportive.
02:24My daughter, in particular, always knows the right thing to say to cheer me up.
02:28Oh, what do you say?
02:29I think we've got a video of when I, the next day, when I told her the news.
02:32I think we do.
02:33Do you still love me?
02:34Oh, that's good.
02:35Hey, can you draw the trophy?
02:37You didn't win.
02:39Okay.
02:40Very good.
02:41That's what I didn't win.
02:42Oh, yeah.
02:44I can't wait until she's old enough to lose something.
02:46I'm going to rub it in her face.
02:48Beautiful.
02:49We were on the same table as well, weren't we, Mel?
02:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:52And Ed, you were there too.
02:53Thank you, Mel.
02:54Well, I thought we had a good vibe at our table.
02:56I thought we had, you know, lots of good banter.
02:58But then Tim ducked away for a bit and one of the seat fillers came and sat at our table.
03:03Yeah.
03:04And after about five minutes, she said, when's he coming back?
03:08Oh, wow.
03:09Ran out of small talk.
03:11That's fantastic.
03:12I'm not sold that we were that entertaining.
03:14Hey, great to see you again, Nicky.
03:15Well, clearly I wasn't invited to the lodges.
03:19I was looking around.
03:21Every other prick's on the panel.
03:22He's gone there.
03:24I'm watching at home.
03:25You watched at home?
03:25What happened?
03:26You watched at home.
03:27How was it?
03:27Look, at about the three and a half hour mark, I was really hoping a couple of home invaders
03:35with machetes.
03:37No, no, no, no.
03:38Just...
03:39It can't have an end at all.
03:41It didn't...
03:42Just didn't even...
03:43I left the keys out.
03:45Lovely.
03:46It's all right.
03:47We should get this show...
03:48No, no, no.
03:48No, no.
03:49No, no.
03:49We are not moving on, Thomas, because speaking of the Logies, one photo I knew you wouldn't
03:55show.
03:56Here's a lovely photo of you and Mel at exactly halfway through the night.
04:00You're doing a crossword.
04:04Mel...
04:06No.
04:09Mel is helping you, and there's that board seat filler.
04:12Look at her face.
04:14Get her out of there.
04:16All right.
04:17Take two.
04:18Hands on buzzers.
04:20The Prime Minister was in Queenstown on the weekend.
04:24What was he doing there?
04:25Mel.
04:26Meeting his hair donor.
04:28His hair donor.
04:30He's meeting someone.
04:31Anyone know the...
04:32Celia.
04:33I believe it's annual Australia-New Zealand besties leaders get together to discuss important
04:39stuff like Pavlova and Russell Crowe.
04:41Sure.
04:41And where Mel's going to spend Christmas.
04:43Sure.
04:44I think there's that board seat filler on the right again.
04:48Who's doing it?
04:50She's everywhere.
04:50She's everywhere.
04:51Celia, I'll pay that.
04:52The annual leaders meeting with Crystal Luxon, and that hug did not begin well.
04:57Albo went for a traditional Maori nose greeting.
05:00Oh, no, no.
05:01Don't do it.
05:01Don't do it.
05:01But the New Zealand Prime Minister...
05:03Don't do it.
05:03...wanting a full...
05:05Oh, my God.
05:05Oh, my God.
05:07All right.
05:08To our word of the week.
05:09Megami.
05:10Megami.
05:10Megami.
05:11Megami.
05:11Megami.
05:12Megami.
05:13Megami.
05:13What is?
05:14Megami.
05:15Mel.
05:16Megami.
05:17Isn't it when a couple agrees to only sleep with each other?
05:24They are Japanese-built frigates for our Navy.
05:28Naval frigates.
05:28And, as you mentioned, to be built by Japan.
05:31And when we say Japan...
05:33Mitsubishi has been tasked with the job.
05:35That is exciting because, let's face it, nothing can Alami a Megami.
05:43All right, here's a disturbing list.
05:45A toxic penne pasta, a chicken korma curry, a toxic beef stew, as well as cookies, and
05:51a chicken wrap that were allegedly laced with wrap poison and antifreeze.
05:57Quite a menu.
05:58What on earth is that all about, Celia?
06:00That is my room service order after the logies.
06:03Oh, no.
06:05Sick drunk room service order from me, like, hello, I would like carbs and poison, please.
06:10I'm going to need more detail.
06:11Sam's friend, Erin Patterson, that was her other attempts.
06:16Yes, previously tried poisoning her husband with some of those...
06:19Sam, how often do you reckon he suggested that they eat out?
06:24You'd start getting suspicious when you...
06:26Points are yours here.
06:27Donald Trump was spotted on the White House roof this week.
06:31Mr President, what are you doing up there?
06:33Good question.
06:35What was Mr President doing up there?
06:37Mick.
06:38Looking for his golf ball.
06:39Yeah, but he's...
06:40What can I do?
06:42Mel.
06:43He's, uh, reinforcing the glass ceiling.
06:45Yeah, yeah, as well.
06:46How many guys is that high?
06:47Anyone know this one, Sam?
06:48No, he's trying to see the moon.
06:51Just so you get closer.
06:54What else I've got here, Sam?
06:55I think he's going to...
06:57They're going to build a ballroom up there, Tom.
06:59The Trump ballroom and then the Epstein basement.
07:02Is that right?
07:03The key part of that is building...
07:05He's looking at White House renovations.
07:08At one point, he resorted to mime.
07:13We think it was something to do with Stormy Daniels.
07:16Yes, sir.
07:16I was going to say, I think he's saying he likes big butts.
07:20Either way, we'll take it.
07:21President Trump held an important meeting on Saturday.
07:24What's going on there?
07:27Melanie.
07:27Reuniting Guzman and Gomez.
07:29They are.
07:31Absolutely.
07:32Lovely.
07:33Lovely, Mel.
07:35Um, Sam.
07:37I only know this because of my Eurovision time.
07:39Go on.
07:40It's Armenia and Azerbaijan.
07:42It is indeed.
07:43He's, uh...
07:43Yes, he's, uh...
07:47Obviously, uh, doing the wars alphabetically.
07:49Um, they then, uh, sealed the deal
07:51with the most awkward handshake of 2025.
07:53Oh!
07:57Jesus.
07:58What's that?
08:00Stay down.
08:01What are you doing?
08:02Where to next?
08:03To the moon, where the Trump administration
08:04has a new plan to build a...
08:06A new plan to build a...
08:08What on the moon?
08:09Celia.
08:10Detention centre?
08:11Would be...
08:12I wouldn't know that.
08:13They're gone.
08:13They're gone.
08:14They're gone.
08:14Mel.
08:15Is it a wall that you can see from China?
08:18Yes.
08:19What a brilliant idea.
08:21Absolutely.
08:21They could get Mars to pay for it.
08:23Um, what are they planning to build on the...
08:26Mick Malloy?
08:27It's a nuclear...
08:28power station.
08:30Nuclear reactor.
08:30Thank you, Mick.
08:31Thank you, Mick.
08:32Jesus.
08:32Ooh.
08:35Listen to the...
08:36Look how...
08:37The shocks.
08:38The shocks.
08:40The shocks.
08:41Don't get another one.
08:42They'll faint.
08:44Hang around.
08:44I'm holding a TED talk after this.
08:47So...
08:47Thank you, Mickie.
08:49All right, moving on.
08:50This is not good.
08:51Health officials in China are racing to contain a massive outbreak of chikungunya.
08:57What is chikungunya?
08:59Mick?
08:59Sounds like a great pub meal.
09:03That's chikungunya with some chips.
09:06It's not a meal, but air.
09:08Did, uh, Erin Patterson try and serve it to her?
09:12Not a...
09:13Mel.
09:14Chikungunya.
09:14Don't they sing that song, I Get Knocked Down?
09:19Is it song-related, though?
09:21Is it like, I feel like chikungunya tonight?
09:24Well, you wouldn't feel like it, Mel.
09:27This is a virus that's right around.
09:29A mosquito-borne virus.
09:31Over 7,000...
09:32Virus from China?
09:33Yeah.
09:33No.
09:36Nothing to see here, Tom.
09:39Well, this came as a surprise.
09:41Prince Harry has denied claims.
09:43He gave Prince Andrew a...
09:45Gave Prince Andrew a...
09:47Ed?
09:48An alibi.
09:48Is, well...
09:49I think that was a proof.
09:51Mel?
09:52A key to Epstein's cell.
09:53It was...
09:55Possibly, but this is not what they're...
09:57Sam?
09:58His contact list from year 12.
10:01Is...
10:01It's gone into a dark space.
10:03That's nice, yeah.
10:04Rumours.
10:05Rumours have swirled for over a decade that this happened.
10:08It didn't happen, but he gave him an involved a fight and he gave him a...
10:11Mickey?
10:12Punch in the face.
10:14Which, which led to a blood nose?
10:16A would-off, yes.
10:18I'll give you the points.
10:19We've got to take a break.
10:20Back with more, happy...
10:22APPLAUSE
10:34Artificial intelligence is fast becoming...
10:37A disaster.
10:38Social media is wrecking our brains.
10:40But as you're about to see...
10:41I actually think this goes further.
10:42The major epidemic is sweeping the globe.
10:44Air pollution.
10:45The worst we've got is...
10:46Parting.
10:47Air quality has plummeted.
10:49And that prompted authorities to...
10:50Launch a critical incident investigation.
10:52Of course we know that...
10:54Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
10:55Oh, God.
11:01We're back to watching.
11:02Have you been paying attention?
11:03Just before we return to questions, this is exciting, Mel.
11:06The Cheap Seats is doing a live show.
11:09Look at that.
11:10Live tour.
11:12Yes, we are embarking on a world tour to one city only for one night only.
11:18And is this the stuff that the lawyers won't let you put to air on the real show?
11:23It's basically for people who like the Cheap Seats but don't like seeing Ed's UE ads.
11:27Oh, OK.
11:28Lovely.
11:29I thought I was doing them live.
11:31You can.
11:32If you like, we do have a lot of special guests.
11:34I don't want to spoil it, but there is a cooking segment by someone by the name of Miss Patterson.
11:37Fantastic.
11:39No, we have some very, very special guests and lots of surprises and...
11:44Sam, have you been asked to be one of the special guests?
11:46No, it would be that.
11:49Sam will be appearing on the Kiss Cam, I think.
11:52Mel, it looks great.
11:53Our ticket's a ticket master.
11:55All right, hands-on buzzers.
11:57And here's a question.
11:58Would you give your unwanted pet to a zoo to become food?
12:06Sam, why are we being asked that?
12:09Yes, move on.
12:11Not the question.
12:13Not the question.
12:15The question is why are we being asked that?
12:17I'd give your pet to the zoo.
12:19I understand the Doghouse Australia needs a finale.
12:23It does, it does.
12:24And that's a good one.
12:25It takes a turn.
12:26This has got feel-good Disney movie in it.
12:30Like a song like, you know, Circle of Life
12:32as you chuck a poodle into the lion and raise you.
12:36I need to know why are we being asked that now.
12:39I just had such a shit joke, but it went on for so long
12:42that now it's not...
12:43No, no, no, no.
12:44No, let's hear it.
12:46It's never stopped Sam before, come on.
12:49What I was going to say is, they're eating the dogs.
12:55Believe it.
12:56Believe it.
12:57Believe in that.
12:58Why is that in the news here?
13:00I think I saw a Bluey episode that was similar to...
13:03That's a genuine ask.
13:05There is a genuine ask because they need food for the animals.
13:09So they're genuinely asking if your pet passes away
13:11to please give them to the zoo.
13:12Oh, thank God.
13:13Oh, my gosh, yeah.
13:14Yes, Sam, I'd like to go to that zoo and...
13:17I was thinking...
13:18You've got to be live.
13:19The animals have to be live.
13:22We're real...
13:23Well, you could shoot them out of T-shirt cannons.
13:27This is good stuff.
13:28These are good ideas, Tom.
13:30We are moving on.
13:32Ed, point to yours.
13:33It's a zoo in Denmark has put out a request.
13:35Well done, the Danish.
13:36Tom, I believe.
13:37Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
13:40Hi, Tom.
13:41Hi, everyone.
13:42I'm Laura.
13:43And this is Nakuru.
13:45She's the first giraffe to do what in the last 20 years at Melbourne Zoo?
13:48Nakura's the first giraffe to do what in 20 years, Celia?
13:51First of all, how tall is Laura?
13:56I think she's up on...
13:58Right?
13:59Up on a platform.
14:01What's Nakura done, Sam?
14:03Can I answer a question with a question?
14:04Is it unwanted pet related?
14:09It's very, very exciting.
14:11She had a baby.
14:12Ooh, Celia, let's see if you're right.
14:14Give birth.
14:15Don't show it.
14:17Don't show it.
14:18Oh, that's the baby.
14:19OK.
14:22Where's your Denmark jokes now?
14:25This was bizarre.
14:27A man has caused outrage in France after he decided to light his cigarette with...
14:32Light his cigarette with...
14:34Mel.
14:35Without sharing it with his child.
14:36And that was...
14:37That's an outrage.
14:39That was where he chose to do it.
14:40Mickey?
14:41Was it some eternal flame?
14:44The memorial flame, Mickey, at the tomb of the unknown soldier.
14:48Yeah, what do we know about the unknown soldier?
14:50He might have been a chain smoker.
14:52You make a good point.
14:55He'd be happy for that, yes.
14:57It was at the tomb of the unknown soldier.
14:58Mickey, take a look.
14:59Here we go.
15:01Oh, my Lord.
15:02A bit of harmless fun.
15:03A bit of fun.
15:03Well, in fact, police have released a photo of the suspect.
15:06There he is.
15:13OK, it's time to look at all things entertainment.
15:22And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
15:26It's a bit rock and roll.
15:27It's never.
15:36Not even AI could save that one.
15:39Robert Irwin popped up in an ad during the week.
15:43G'day, mate.
15:43G'day, mate.
15:44What's it for?
15:45What's the ad?
15:46Ed?
15:47Give me your pets.
15:52This is...
15:55It really does.
15:56It really does look like the next one's going to be like, what's that, Labrador?
16:00It's not pet related.
16:02It's going, it doesn't look well about Labrador.
16:04Mel, what's the ad for?
16:05Ah, nepotism.
16:07And there's a bit of that going around with Nicky.
16:09Wolf Creek 2.
16:11It's a very prestigious sound.
16:13Well, they went with the classic g'day, mate.
16:16So I'm going to...
16:16It's either Louis Vuitton or Prada.
16:22Celia, help me out.
16:23Australia.
16:24Yes.
16:25Tourism Australia.
16:26Who says g'day?
16:27Well, I mean...
16:28Ed, you didn't get the call for that?
16:30That bloke does too many ads.
16:33Donald Trump weighed in on a cultural debate.
16:36If Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic.
16:42Her ad for what?
16:44Nicky.
16:45It was jeans.
16:47I'm not saying it was effective, but I went and bought eight pairs.
16:51It was the American Eagle jeans.
16:55And I wonder what part of the ad Donald likes.
16:58Any thoughts?
16:59There's two reasons.
17:00The tits, Tommy.
17:03What a lot.
17:04Leave that out there.
17:07Celia said what we were all thinking, and I just think that's correct.
17:10Points are yours, Mickey.
17:12Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
17:15Hi, Tom.
17:15Hi, everyone.
17:16I'm Olivia from Brooklyn, and I made the news this week for winning what Seinfeld-related
17:21competition.
17:22What Seinfeld-related competition did Olivia win?
17:26Celia.
17:26I do know this.
17:27They do it every year.
17:27It's a bit of fun.
17:28It's the Elaine dancing contest.
17:29Ooh, let's see if you're right.
17:31I danced like Elaine.
17:34Take a look.
17:37Good skills.
17:38Good skills.
17:39Good, Tiger.
17:40Good.
17:40Elaine.
17:42Well done, Olivia.
17:43Well, there was drama on Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service.
17:47Brock, do not eat the meatballs.
17:50Oh, no.
17:51Oh, my God.
17:53What was wrong with the meatballs?
17:56Celia?
17:56You might choke on a leash.
18:01Not dog-related, but there was something not good about them, if anyone was watching this
18:06episode.
18:06Well, we weren't.
18:10I think they were rotten.
18:12Yes.
18:12They'd gone rancid.
18:13They're serving rancid.
18:14Rancid.
18:15What else were they serving?
18:16A toxic penne pasta.
18:19I wouldn't eat that.
18:19I wouldn't eat that.
18:20Sorry, just unclear.
18:22They based an episode around a rancid meatball.
18:25Meatball.
18:25Yeah.
18:26And you wouldn't eat that?
18:27No.
18:29Clearly, you've never lived on your own.
18:31We do need to move on.
18:32Richard Marks made his Australian TV debut last night on what show?
18:37Mick.
18:38He was an item on Antiques Roadshow.
18:41It's very unkind.
18:43Big show.
18:44Melanie, what was the show?
18:46It's The Voice, but they've changed it, so the contestants turn around and they've got
18:49to figure out who the judge is.
18:52We'll pay you The Voice.
18:53We've got to take a break.
18:54Back with us, little besties.
19:08We're back, you're watching.
19:09Have you been Pan Kenton?
19:10And it's time to meet our special guest, Quizmaster.
19:12He first hit our screens as a 12-year-old in Lockheed Leonard before winning hearts in
19:18Puberty Blues.
19:19He's now back with a new movie.
19:20Say hello to Sean Keenan.
19:24Hey, Sean.
19:25Welcome.
19:26How are you?
19:27Thank you for joining us.
19:28Thanks for having me.
19:29Now, let's go way back to the beginning.
19:30You grew up in WA?
19:32I did.
19:33Yes.
19:33Little town known as?
19:34Busselton.
19:35Who else has come from Busselton that's famous?
19:37Emma Booz.
19:38That's pretty big.
19:39Yeah.
19:39And you?
19:40And me, I guess so.
19:42Two for two.
19:42And how did you land the lead role of Lockheed Leonard?
19:44It was your school principal?
19:45That's right.
19:46My school principal, Tim, he answered a casting call and chose me and five other kids.
19:52Wow.
19:53And yeah, it kind of worked out.
19:55Away you are.
19:56Horaculously.
19:56Can I just say, just because everyone's thinking, it is weird that you refer to your principal
19:59as their first name.
20:01I call him Mr Tim.
20:03Mr Tim.
20:03Mr Tim.
20:04Mr Tim.
20:04Then came Teen Idol, Gary Hennessy and Puberty Blues.
20:08Oh yeah.
20:08That's you next to the surfboard?
20:10I am the surfboard.
20:11Oh okay, thank you.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Surf, drugs, sex, sounds like a dream job for a teenager.
20:16What?
20:16Jeez.
20:18It was.
20:20Yeah.
20:20In the character, I mean.
20:22In the character.
20:22No, it was, it was all those things.
20:25Can I say that?
20:26It was very fun.
20:27Yeah.
20:27It was very fun.
20:27You can relax a bit.
20:28And it's not a police interview.
20:29It's not tough.
20:31I'm like.
20:32Just trying to get to the bottom.
20:33All right, all right.
20:33Thank God.
20:34And I'm guessing it would have been a tough show to shoot, scenes like this.
20:38Oh wait.
20:38What is that about?
20:39How many takes there, Sean?
20:41I really had to rehearse that for weeks.
20:43Okay.
20:43Yeah, that was tough.
20:44And look, if you miss Puberty Blues, I think this clip pretty much sums up the series.
20:52Oh, where's my pie?
20:54I'll go get you one.
20:56Where is it?
20:57She ate it.
20:59Dumb.
21:00Mole.
21:00Sorry, I'll run.
21:01Ten minutes.
21:03You dropped.
21:04Yeah.
21:06That's a fabulous effort there for me.
21:07You know, she still hasn't got him that pie.
21:09That's extraordinary.
21:10He's waiting.
21:10We've all ended a relationship over a tardy pie.
21:13Oh, yeah.
21:14I'm 20.
21:17No, some rules are unbreakable.
21:20Hey, Sean.
21:21Yeah?
21:22There's a zoo in Denmark.
21:27Unwanted pets are involved.
21:28Where do you stand?
21:29Unwanted pets in a zoo?
21:31Yeah, they're feeding them to the animals.
21:33Yeah, what do you reckon?
21:34Animals got to eat.
21:39All right, Sean, follow-up question.
21:42Mick had this idea that they're live and they're shot out of a cannon.
21:47Yeah.
21:48That was his idea.
21:48A T-shirt cannon.
21:49Yeah.
21:49I'm saying T-shirt cannon.
21:50I'm not cool.
21:51You know what I mean?
21:52Like, just launching kittens at the Panthers.
21:58Morally tougher.
21:59Yeah.
22:00But people have to be entertained.
22:01Thank you very much.
22:03I will try and get this interview back on track.
22:06Now, Sean, your newest film, One More Shot, is about to premiere at the Melbourne International
22:11Film Festival.
22:12Is that referencing the pets?
22:14No, no.
22:15I'm related to pets.
22:16Can you give us the basic storyline in 10 words or less?
22:19No.
22:20I can do 11.
22:2111 times.
22:22Look, it's set 1999, Eve of Y2K.
22:26Feels like the world's about to end.
22:28Kind of like now, sometimes.
22:30And Minnie is going to a party with all her friends from medical school.
22:34She has a bottle of tequila, which, every time she takes a shot, takes her back to the
22:38start of the night.
22:39Oh.
22:40So it's a dramedy.
22:42A time loop sort of thing.
22:43It's a time loop comedy with heart.
22:44Does someone stick their dick in a hot apple pie?
22:47Because that...
22:48Didn't make the car.
22:50That's the high watermark for me.
22:51Longfield.
22:52Wow.
22:54Have I given away the ending?
22:58Yes, Millie.
22:58I've got that kid going, where's my partner?
23:03Sorry, Sean.
23:04I'm doing my best to promote a new Australian film.
23:06This is the zoo.
23:07And now I'm getting driven off the road with this nonsense.
23:10Can I ask one question for Sean?
23:11A quick guessing game.
23:12Is that all right, Tommy?
23:13Sure.
23:13One of us here on this panel, Sean, has won three major acting awards.
23:19Which of the five of us do you believe that to be?
23:24I mean, I'm looking in the eyes for the truth here.
23:27And I'm looking at Sam.
23:29But now I'm looking at Mick.
23:31No.
23:33I don't know.
23:35Sean?
23:36Celia.
23:37Celia?
23:38Congratulations!
23:40I am so sorry.
23:43See, Rosehaven was sort of the puberty blues of Tasmania.
23:48No, you do real acting.
23:50Hey.
23:51I do.
23:51Hey, what's wrong with Utopia, Rosehaven?
23:53Real acting's hard.
23:55Is that your Mick?
23:55Is that right?
23:56Yeah, it is.
23:56You know that, don't you, Mick?
23:57My philosophy is leave nothing in the locker room.
23:59Really?
24:00Go big.
24:01That's right.
24:03Go big and pop on some pantaloons.
24:05What about your first ever roller?
24:07Oh, well, I was at a primary school in Canberra and we were doing a play about the gold mining
24:13era, the gold rush era in Australia.
24:16And I made my debut on stage as Chinaman number three.
24:25Wearing a rice paper hat.
24:28Panted for gold.
24:30Sam, what did you, when Mick, hang on.
24:32When Mick told us that just before the start of the show, Sam, what did you say?
24:35I said Chinaman number three is what my teacher called me at school.
24:40You don't have to, it's not.
24:42Look, Sean has some questions.
24:43You hopefully have some answers.
24:45Let's, uh, let's jump into it.
24:46Moving on.
24:47Aussie actor Patrick Bramall was spotted in New York.
24:50What's he doing there?
24:51Oh, no.
24:52This is a sequel.
24:53It's, um, the Devil Wears Tarot Cash.
24:57It is a sort of sequel or a remake of a famous movie.
25:00The movie is.
25:02Mick.
25:02Devil Wears Prada.
25:03He's in the reboot.
25:05Correct.
25:06Can't wait to see.
25:06Devil Wears Prada 2.
25:07Is it a reboot or a sequel?
25:08Mel?
25:09I think it's a sequel because they're older now.
25:12It's the same people.
25:13So technically, you know, there's a difference.
25:15It's Devil Wears Prada 2.
25:15I'll tell you what, he does a very convincing Meryl Streep.
25:18Does he?
25:19Look, we're circling it, but Mick, point to yours.
25:21Next question, please.
25:22Okay.
25:23Filming has started on Spider-Man 4.
25:27Wow.
25:28Oh.
25:28Indeed.
25:29In what unusual location?
25:31Mel.
25:32That's Holland.
25:34Tom Holland.
25:35Tom Holland.
25:36That's good.
25:39And where are we there, Mick?
25:40Is it?
25:41It's Scotland.
25:42Scotland.
25:43He's filming in Scotland.
25:44Whereabouts in Scotland, do you know?
25:45None of your business.
25:46Yeah.
25:48We're giving the points.
25:49I say Glasgow.
25:51Glasgow's correct.
25:52Glasgow indeed.
25:53All right, next question.
25:53Ed Sheeran and Harry Potter star Rupert Grint were reunited this week for what?
25:58It's a building.
25:59Sunscreen commercial?
26:01Yes.
26:02An awareness campaign would be very useful.
26:05They're making something there, obviously.
26:08I think this is an Ed Sheeran music video, is it?
26:11That's correct.
26:12Is that a Chesterfield?
26:14That, that couch?
26:14That's lovely.
26:16That is a lovely question, is it?
26:18Yeah.
26:18I'm going to go yes.
26:19And I'm going to go yes, too.
26:20That's correct.
26:21You noticed that straight away?
26:22I did.
26:23My eye was drawn.
26:24Yeah, no.
26:24Bonus points.
26:26It's a beautiful couch.
26:27Is it a couch?
26:27Oh, good.
26:28What?
26:28It's couch.
26:29I didn't know what we were talking about.
26:31They could have popped the pillow up.
26:32Look, someone's been lying there.
26:35Seriously.
26:36I will try and get this back on track.
26:38Points are yours, Mel.
26:38Next question, please.
26:39Exciting week for pop star Dua Lipa.
26:41What's she been given?
26:43Melody.
26:44A third leaper.
26:46Yes.
26:49Come on, why not?
26:52This is kind of an odd one, I didn't know.
26:54Sam?
26:54She won Employee of the Week at Avis.
26:59Ed, help us out.
27:00Dua Lipa is now a citizen of Kosovo.
27:03Yes, so she's a Dua citizen.
27:04Oh, my God.
27:05Oh, come on.
27:06Oh, my God.
27:07Lohan and fruit.
27:09That's disgusting.
27:10Lohan and fruit.
27:10That is putrid.
27:11I love that you censored that as if we could have read all of that text.
27:16The flags don't help, but that does.
27:19Wayne, what is she again now, Tom?
27:20A Dua citizen.
27:22It's got a Dua.
27:24It's got a Dua.
27:25We've got to take a break.
27:27One more shot is screening at the Melbourne International Film Festival this week and then streaming on stand.
27:32Would you please thank Sean Keenan?
27:34CHEERING
27:46We're back and that's on a show where we'd like to put each of our contestants under the spotlight one
27:51by one.
27:51And what better way than getting them to unpack a bit of Gen Z slang?
27:56Yes, it's time for us to get...
28:03Down with the kids.
28:07It's a very simple challenge.
28:09We'll introduce you each to a modern word or term.
28:13You've just got to tell us what it is.
28:16Mick, let's begin with you.
28:22Mickie, here's something that's pretty hip on the street.
28:26Three signs you are a simp.
28:28Being a simp is actually so attractive.
28:31Someone just called me a simp.
28:32I'm also such a simp.
28:34Like, it's so disgusting to admit.
28:36Simping will never get you the girl.
28:38Do not call somebody a simp.
28:39You are a major, major, major simp.
28:43We've all been simps.
28:44Mick, what is a simp?
28:48What is a simp or simping?
28:50What does it mean?
28:51There's something right there.
28:56It's that New Zealand accent.
28:57It's simping.
29:06Mickie, in the Down with the Kids, Gen Z.
29:09That is amazing.
29:10Simp, what do you think is simp?
29:11They all know what a simp is.
29:12What is it?
29:13Yeah, if you know, you know.
29:16And clearly you don't.
29:18Any thoughts?
29:19I know it's skibbity.
29:21No, I'll give you some clues.
29:23Skibbity, no cap.
29:24I say simping is being a dick in a relationship.
29:28That's what it felt like there.
29:30Yeah, it mainly applies to things guys do if they're really into a girl.
29:34I stand by my original answer.
29:37No, I think you're pretty close.
29:38So you're really into, in this case, a girl, and you make a bit of a...
29:42What are we, in grade four or something?
29:45A simp.
29:45I go, I want to be a partner of someone who doesn't want to be a partner of me.
29:49I'm a simp.
29:49Mickie, I reckon that is pretty darn close.
29:52Going above and beyond to please someone who doesn't really feel the same way about you.
29:56It's real life.
29:57OK.
29:58Ten points for Mickie, go down.
30:03That was ultra-slate.
30:07OK.
30:08Celia.
30:09Never felt so old.
30:11It makes me really feel a lot better to look over at you.
30:15We are going to unsubscribe from that drama to take a look at your algorithm-approved lingo.
30:23Have you encountered the so-called Gen Z stare?
30:26I got Gen Z stared so hard in the McDonald's drive-thru.
30:29I've experienced this a lot as a professor.
30:31This is the Gen Z stare that I got when I went to Chipotle.
30:34I'm coming to you as a victim of Gen Z.
30:35I've been personally victimized by the Gen Z stare.
30:38Now, Celia, for ten points, I want you to look into that camera
30:42and give us a textbook Gen Z stroke Z stare.
30:49Oh.
30:52Pretty good.
30:53It's defined as blank.
30:55Yeah, that's right.
30:57Here it is.
30:58That's it.
30:58That's it.
31:01I don't really know.
31:02I just stare.
31:03Is it?
31:03I feel like I'm so old.
31:05Like, I'm just learning.
31:05Is it when someone said, you know, an old person has said something sort of stupid?
31:09It can be motivated by anything, but you gave us a blank, expressionless look.
31:14And that is...
31:14It happens to me, and I just panic.
31:15I just make sounds of modems at them.
31:18It really confuses me.
31:18OK.
31:18Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
31:22do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
31:22They have no idea.
31:23Celia, main quest achieved.
31:25Well done to you.
31:28All right.
31:29Mel, let's beta test some swag and check out your rizzed up rhetoric.
31:34Word is...
31:35Gyat.
31:36What does gyat mean?
31:38Gyat!
31:39Stop recording and just tell me what a gyat is.
31:42Gyat damn.
31:43Gyat.
31:44Mel, is a slang term for what?
31:46I don't think anyone's using the slang anymore because you've said it is a large
31:54rear end you say yeah damn it's a it's a short for your damn and often said when
32:00you spot someone with as you say a larger rear end thank you
32:04yeah that was valid okay you can't read them off a card
32:21what's most of the video that was uh okay ed not to flex but i'm here dripping with goblin mode
32:29energy for your grammar lesson today i'm going to be touching grass is it real grass
32:34oh my god danny touch grass you need to touch grass you know you'll see comments sometimes
32:39and it's like touch grass that shit works man and what does it mean to tell someone to touch
32:45grass well firstly i just wish we were donating influences to a denmark zoo
32:51i don't know it's just to get back to nature you've got to get back get off screens
32:55get back to nature ironically they're telling us to do that via tiktok is that am i close
33:0110 points all right sam bit of a plot twist let me demonstrate vibes into action i'm going to
33:12demonstrate a move for you and then ask you a very simple question all right come over here
33:18here we go ladies and gentlemen this is this is hugely violent this is this segment couldn't get
33:23any worse give it to us okay give it to us i love this episode of old people's home before
33:27four-year-old here we go here we go sam what two words spring to mind when you see that
33:48an idiot oh that's cute that's true okay hey hey hey terminal cringe yeah
34:01if anyone wants to leave you can go do you know what i'm doing yeah yeah everyone know you all
34:08know
34:08you all know what it's called yeah yeah i do what is it holding us hostage
34:16no it's like you're crafting an image of coolness in an effortless manner so you that's this is what
34:22this is what you're trying because i've only seen that little kid in the front of the boat
34:25and he's doing that so he hasn't the thing he's doing has a name it's something farming or farming sam
34:31it is indeed or farming and if you don't believe me take a look
34:37and all too soon that brings us to the end of
34:48down with the kids back at law have you been panji
35:08this is exciting scientists have developed a world first vaccine that protects cows and other
35:14animals against devastating protects cows against devastating cilia lions
35:19there'll be a shield mick
35:23liple rash
35:27Denmark zoos
35:28you're getting distracted not that
35:31melody cash cow disease
35:32that's a serious problem
35:34if your foot and mouth disease tommy
35:37yes indeed this alleged drug gang in the uk was taken down by an unlikely snitch
35:43who was it
35:44it was a parrot
35:46yes
35:46the pet parrot was saying two for 25 two to 25 which is the drug do you take a look
35:53the whole animal community's in uproar
35:57david attenborough came out and said snitches get stitches
36:01i thought i would have said polly want a crack
36:03you would have thought
36:05i'm trying to say i cannot believe that bird is a rat
36:11this us-made ice cream has raised eyebrows for its bold new flavor
36:15what is it
36:16uh melanie
36:18is it gwyneth paltrow's
36:20oh there we go
36:22there we go
36:23not candle related
36:24i know it'll be breast milk
36:26breast milk
36:27people are obsessed
36:28yeah it's um cookies and cleavage i believe is the
36:31i'll tell you what
36:33jesus
36:36i feel sorry for freda she's going to be punching it out
36:39like non-stop
36:40it's actually cow colostrum but they're still calling it
36:44breast milk
36:44to a tire shop in perth
36:47hello
36:48hello
36:49look at that
36:50whoa
36:51sorry there should have been
36:52should have been a trigger warning on that too
36:55what happens next
36:56cilia
36:57a full moon
36:58yeah well
36:59it's three quarters as we're looking at it
37:01uh anyone know it's quite dramatic quite uh
37:04uh sam
37:04well i'll take a guess
37:07because of the smoke
37:08and and suggest there's a
37:10an explosion
37:11oh my goodness
37:12sam
37:12what is it
37:13take a look
37:19what is it
37:20that's a lithium battery exploding
37:22should have put it out with his ass crack
37:25all right it's time to test the heart rate
37:36and tonight's sports segment is brought to you by the naked gun the best naked gun film
37:41since the last one in cinemas august 21st looking forward to it
37:45a fascinating scene from lords this week and if ever you wanted drama here's drama for you
37:51that is drama indeed what's going on there uh milanie uh he's pretending he has a gun
38:00he's
38:00he's
38:00he has a slightly sore arm and he was giving it large with a cast etc
38:05you would you mean last man chris wokes came out to bat with a dislocated shoulder
38:09well he claims that but he's english so broken nail
38:14and uh and it didn't um it didn't uh do the trick
38:18also giving it large the down with the kids segment is over
38:22sorry the opening match of the hundred at lords was interrupted by what
38:27cilia gender reveal yeah i think that's the only ceremony an unusual site at uh at lords um
38:34i saw this it was a fox it was indeed take a look
38:39this is a first
38:40with the home of cricket and not even on fox sports
38:45thank you mel to the denmark zoo
38:50moving on meet jen powell she's made mlb history as the first woman to have what job never had one
38:57of these before mel third base what job is that
39:01no it doesn't run to the base sam
39:06first woman to um umpire in the major leagues in a regular season you were telling me during the
39:11week you thought it was political
39:13political correctness gone mad tom we'll move on
39:16wokeness ruining society and you said the old rule ladies bring a home plate
39:23yeah you insisted um sam i'll pay that well big announcement from the us open it'll now be
39:33nick more interesting maybe because of this it's something to do with um
39:39what you achieve for winning the event melanie you get the most money yes it's the richest prize
39:46purse in tennis winners go home with a seven million australian pitch what's the first
39:51yeah less the terrace of course but it's going to be
39:54and they're going to replace the ball kids with labradors
40:01very good i mean they get the balls but good luck getting them back
40:05you're thinking to a soccer match in lithuania
40:15what are those fans angry about i mean maybe that's just how you reserve a court you know
40:20like for a pool table you put a coin on there so i could feel you just have to chuck
40:24them
40:24do you call that a court
40:30a grassy court i'm getting the i'm getting the feeling that that is incorrect
40:36sam what's going on it's a bit triggering for mick by the way that's how most of his
40:39relationships ended what's going on there what's going on there they want the coach to pack his
40:49bags and leave that's a fc antler thank you they want to look it up at home we've got to
40:56take a
40:56break back for that winner right after
41:08we're back let's close this show out with a little rapid recall
41:13and tonight's rapid recall is proudly brought to you by yui you haven't shopped around until
41:18you've tried yui oh so true thank you all right start that clock astronaut jim lovell died at the
41:27age of 97 he was famous for uttering those immortal words houston nick we have a problem is indeed
41:38wow
41:44i don't know how it's turned into a rally by the way you know just for the sake you know
41:50that's
41:50not what he said what did he say what did he say he said houston we've had a problem yeah
41:55he's
41:55being misquoted thank you very much i believe the exact words were houston i've done a shit in my
42:03so am i going to give the points to mick or do you want that's that's i'll take him
42:07a rapid recall i'm just letting you know that is actually he said we've had a problem it's
42:12that's good stuff yeah i feel like we should point out that mick is aware that he could potentially
42:16win which is why this sudden energy i love this okay i can feel the support yeah all right
42:23mick points are yours let's go thank you 90 000 sydneysiders brave the weather to do what on sunday
42:29morning sam ironically tell me tell melbournians how good their weather is
42:37mickey it was uh a run oh my god
42:56this um this is rapid recall if you're going to cheer every
42:59in a long segment so we'll whip through mickey you're gonna have the points
43:03according to the latest gallup poll who is america's most hated figure nick elon musk
43:09yes 61 of americans hold a dim view of him the island nation of nuru has just sold its first
43:17what
43:18i'm not gonna say i'm not touching it
43:21sam can i just point out we're all too scared to buzz in
43:23you know it is buzz in buzz in you're all good
43:26i don't know what's going on what's he gonna do come on what's nuru just told
43:32for the first time help me out uh ed uh it's citizenship passport yeah you basically buy
43:38your way i'm willing to be the bad guy here let's do this thing
43:42a new study has revealed brain rot can occur after just three minutes doing what
43:48you're watching watching the logies
43:54more general we all do too much this melanie i know they sponsor the segment but but it's you
43:59yeah
44:02can i just point out i was deeply hurt by mick's comment
44:10sam you did a great job for three minutes
44:18for scrolling for three minutes on social on social media which is why i always do way more
44:24than three thank you thank you very much you get mental fogginess cat lovers gathered on friday
44:30to say oh we're out of time let's check that final leaderboard and our winner is mick
44:35we're out of time
45:05Oh, it's a victory we all needed.
45:06No time for a speech.
45:08Congratulations to our winner.
45:09Thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
45:12We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
45:14when preparing for a live news cross in Brazil.
45:18Oh, no.
45:20And that's how it's done.
45:21Good night, Australia.
45:22See you all next week.
45:23CHEERING
45:35You're welcome.
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