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00:09Tonight, join Cillia Pequola, Pete Hallia, Lizzie Hu, Ed Cavalli and Sam Payne as we
00:17look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now our special guest host, Stephen Curry.
00:28If you're leaving Australia, great to have your company for a look back through the events
00:33of the past seven days.
00:34I'm Stephen Curry, looking after the podium for Tom Gleisner, who's finally taken the hint
00:39and retired.
00:40As always, there's been a lot happening in the world and here are five hand-selected experts,
00:45hopefully to join a few dots, currently filming a new TV comedy and here to tell us more about
00:51it.
00:52It is the stunning star power, and yes, she did make me say that, of Cillia Pequola.
00:59Literary giant and corporate host extraordinaire, there is literally nothing he won't do for
01:03a dollar.
01:04It's Pete Hellia.
01:07Handing over the hosting button after his triumph last week, although not quite good enough to
01:11give him a second bite of the apple.
01:13It's Ed Cavalli.
01:14Hello, hello, hello, you.
01:17Golf enthusiast and greyhound lover, and not necessarily in that order.
01:20It is the sultry voice of AirAsia, it's Lizzie Hoon.
01:25And Kipped at the post last week.
01:28Let's see if he can go one better tonight, although I suspect it's unlikely.
01:31Sam Bang!
01:38Hello, Pete.
01:39Hey, Steve.
01:39Welcome to the show.
01:40Great to be hanging with you.
01:42As always, mate.
01:43Now, we saw a pic of you in Perth during the week.
01:46Yes.
01:47You were, of course, hosting another corporate, the Building Excellence Awards.
01:51Patrick John Barry, Young Builder of the Year.
01:53Are you as surprised as everyone here?
01:56I wasn't surprised.
01:57I've been a fan of his work for a long time now.
01:59And it's actually a ventriloquist doll, actually.
02:01That's my...
02:06No, it's the Master Builders Award.
02:08I've done it in the last couple of years.
02:09And it's a long night, because after every second award, there's a smoko.
02:13So, yeah, thanks a lot to get through it.
02:16But great to see you, Lizzie.
02:17Great to see you, Lizzie.
02:19Thank you, Lizzie.
02:20Now, we do feel honoured to have the voice of AirAsia back on the show,
02:27although I'm more of a Jetstar man.
02:29But what kind of jobs are you doing for them?
02:32Oh, I'm doing everything.
02:33I'll do everything they tell me.
02:34I'm doing ads.
02:35I'm doing travel, eating.
02:37Even...
02:38I've even danced with them.
02:40Oh, I think we've got a clip of you and the Vibe team here, don't we?
02:45All right.
02:48LAUGHTER
02:52As Dennis Denuto said, it is all about the Vibe.
02:55It is the Vibe.
02:56I'd love to see you, Celia.
02:58We are amazing news announced during the week.
03:02You'll be starring in a new series called Dog Park.
03:05Sounds like a bit of fun.
03:06That's correct.
03:06It's like Jurassic Park, but cheaper.
03:09There it is.
03:11That's me.
03:11I'm in the purple.
03:12That's me.
03:12Oh, yes.
03:14That's my old friend, Leon Ford.
03:15That's right, Leon Ford.
03:16OK.
03:17All right, well, let's take a look.
03:19Let me tell you what it's about.
03:20I play Susan Dog.
03:21He's Jonathan Park, and we are cybercrime detectives.
03:23That's not it at all.
03:25Oh, no, it's not.
03:26It's about Dog Park.
03:27About a dog park.
03:29See, so that was a joke that I made, that it's Dog Park,
03:32and it's about Susan Dog and Jonathan Park,
03:33but I'm getting so many messages for people obsessed for me
03:35to actually write that one, so that's going to be the next one.
03:37You know, like, I'm this close to taking away your badge, dog.
03:40Yeah, yeah.
03:41But no, this show is real dogs in a real dog park.
03:44I'm having such a great time.
03:46It's a...
03:46OK.
03:47That dog looked like it wanted to put itself down.
03:51And now you and I have just appeared in a show together, Edge?
03:55Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Oh, let me guess.
03:58Cat Park.
03:59No, no, no.
04:00No, it's called The Amazing Race,
04:01although not quite an amazing race for you, though, was it?
04:03OK.
04:05Yeah, my wife, Tiffany Hall, and I were eliminated
04:09on the first episode.
04:11How long were you there for?
04:11About a day.
04:12I was there for...
04:13It took 38 hours to get to Nepal,
04:16and we raced for three hours and we went home.
04:18OK.
04:19We should get on with the show.
04:21Hands on buzzers.
04:23How am I going so far?
04:24Amazing.
04:25Not well.
04:26OK, great, thank you.
04:27No points for you.
04:29All right.
04:29This made national headlines.
04:32Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has suffered
04:33a bit of an awkward wardrobe malfunction
04:35in the Solomon Islands.
04:37They're words you never want to hear again.
04:40What was Albo's wardrobe malfunction?
04:44Yes, Celia.
04:45Nip slip?
04:45No.
04:47No, not a nip slip, Sam.
04:48Running shorts, left nut.
04:53No, nothing slipped.
04:55Nothing slipped.
04:55No part of him slipped, Pete.
04:57He wore the wrong shirt.
04:59Here we go.
05:00All the other leaders wore blue shirts,
05:01and he wore 10 reasons why beer is better than women's shirt.
05:06Oh, no, I don't agree with it.
05:09Only eight of the reasons stack up, to be honest.
05:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:12You sounded pretty convincing when you were saying it, though.
05:14All right, let's take a look.
05:15PM sitting with leaders at the signing of the Climate Treaty,
05:19looking like the...
05:24And Celia, thank you for coming dressed as Albo tonight.
05:29Now, it has been a busy week for the Prime Minister.
05:33Anthony Albanese was taken to the Pacific Islands Forum
05:35in a controversial car.
05:37Hmm, what was the car?
05:39What was the car, Lizzie?
05:40Shag-ing-wag-ing.
05:41Oh.
05:42No, that's what he called it.
05:43We're looking for the make and model.
05:45Yes, Celia?
05:46Dodge-em.
05:47No, no.
05:48No, no, Sam?
05:50Was it a go-go-mobile, and would you like me to spell it?
05:52Wow.
05:54I was thinking you're going to anyway, so...
05:56You've got to do the accent.
05:57G-O.
05:59G-G-O.
06:05I just don't think we encouraged that at this point of the show.
06:08It's a very bad precedent.
06:10Ed?
06:10Mate, it was a BYD, my friend.
06:12Build your dreams.
06:13Chinese built BYD, my friend.
06:14Hell, are you talking about?
06:15BYD?
06:16No.
06:17The other one.
06:18Which one?
06:18The other one.
06:19Great Wall.
06:20All right.
06:22All Chinese cars would be saying to you.
06:24Oh, this is classic.
06:25You're right.
06:26Great Wall tank hybrid from China.
06:29It runs on LPG and MSG.
06:32All right.
06:33Now.
06:34It's a classic.
06:35Is that racist, Sam?
06:35I'll tell you what.
06:36Between me and Lizzie, you've got some covered tonight.
06:38Oh, no.
06:39I can't ask you, Sam.
06:40Okay, here is a new term we learnt.
06:44Ghost sharks.
06:45Ghost shark.
06:45Ghost sharks.
06:46Ghost sharks.
06:47What are ghost sharks?
06:50Lizzie?
06:50It's Greg Norman's ancestors.
06:54That's a lot of fun, Steve.
06:55No, no, I love the answer, but it's not right.
06:57Celia?
06:58Is it sharks that go on a couple of dates and then just stop contact?
07:00Yeah.
07:01Yes.
07:01It's really...
07:02Sounds like it should be.
07:03Anyone else?
07:04Yes, Ed?
07:05Brand new submarines for the Australian Navy.
07:07Yeah, what's special about them, though?
07:08Built by Great Wall?
07:10No.
07:11Yes, Sam.
07:12They are autonomous.
07:14They are autonomous.
07:16Well done, Sam.
07:17Ten points.
07:17Thank you, Stephen.
07:17To some exciting news from NASA.
07:20This very well could be the clearest sign of life that we have ever found on Mars.
07:25What have they found on Mars?
07:28Yes, Lizzie?
07:29Was it Amelia Earhart?
07:31No.
07:34In all seriousness, those lime scooters are everywhere.
07:36No, no, no, no.
07:38That was...
07:42They are, but that's not the answer.
07:44It's always...
07:44It's always...
07:45Celia?
07:45I tell you, the amazing race destinations are getting very impressive.
07:49And by the way, I am in a bit of a hurry here, guys.
07:51I've got to be back in Uzbekistan in 22 hours.
07:55They don't know I'm gone.
07:56Ed, you can stick around.
07:57You won't be required, but...
08:00Mate, I'll get you out of this.
08:01It's always rocks or there used to be water there under some rocks.
08:04Yeah, well, rock markings believed to be evidence of ancient microbial life.
08:08And speaking of ancient microbial life, big shout-out to Tommy Gleisner in whatever nursing home they've locked you up
08:15in.
08:16OK, Sweden's new health minister, Elisabeth Land, had a tough first day on the job.
08:21What happened?
08:22Yes, Pete?
08:23Did she forget her Alan Key?
08:26No, no, she didn't.
08:32Believe it or not, she didn't.
08:34Wow.
08:34That's weird.
08:35Anyone?
08:35This is good.
08:36This is fun.
08:36Yes, Celia Pacoala.
08:37She fainted.
08:38She did faint.
08:39Let's take a look.
08:40Hensel Kukvorda.
08:41There you go.
08:44There you go.
08:44See, if you'd had her Alan Key, that wouldn't have fallen.
08:47That would have been set.
08:48That would have been set.
08:50Dramatic statement from NATO's Secretary General Mark Ruter.
08:54Whether it was intentionally or not, it is absolutely reckless.
08:58What was reckless?
09:00Yes, Celia?
09:01His parents giving him the name Ruter.
09:08I believe they gave him the name Mark.
09:13Sam?
09:13Russia flying drones over Poland.
09:16And I think I speak for everyone in saying, a little bit of horseplay.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Yeah.
09:22If there's one guy who likes a bit of horseplay, it's Ruter.
09:25You know what I'm saying?
09:27It's official.
09:28Pope Leo XIV has canonised the world's first...
09:33Yes, Celia?
09:34Canon printer.
09:36It is the patron saint of everlasting toner, Stephen.
09:40Check the card.
09:41Check the card.
09:41I've checked the card.
09:42It is 100% not there.
09:43Not even upside down.
09:45No, that is not the answer.
09:46Bit of fun, though.
09:47Bit of fun.
09:47Bit of fun.
09:48Bit of horseplay.
09:48Pete?
09:48I...
09:50He canonised the first millennial who they turned water into oat milk.
09:55Wow.
09:58It's a miracle.
09:59A miracle.
09:59I like that.
10:00All right, we've got to take a break.
10:01Back with more Have You Been Paying Attention right after this.
10:17It seems everyone is talking about ghost sharks.
10:19Ghost sharks.
10:20We're a nation good by ghost sharks.
10:22Which means that it's time to go fishing.
10:24That sounds delicious.
10:25In other news, there is a huge problem with the latest luxury SUV gifted by China.
10:30It's a car.
10:31Tutu.
10:32I want one.
10:38We're back.
10:39I'm Stephen Curry and you're watching Have You Been Paying Attention?
10:42All right, hands on buzzers.
10:43We're not mucking around here.
10:44Let's go.
10:45Okay, women beware.
10:47Weight loss wonder drugs are being linked to a rise in...
10:51A rise in?
10:53Yes, Celia.
10:54Erections.
10:59Very good answer, but no, no.
11:01You'd better give her half a point, Steve.
11:03I'll give you half a point.
11:06I'll give you half a point.
11:06Sam?
11:07Well, it's a bit dramatic.
11:08A rise in sea levels.
11:10What?
11:11Not so much.
11:14No, Ed.
11:15A phrase you've heard many times, unplanned pregnancies.
11:17Yes, indeed.
11:19That is actually the correct answer.
11:21Okay.
11:21To some wild animal news.
11:23A lizard has shocked keepers at a UK zoo by giving birth without...
11:28Giving birth without what?
11:30Yes, Celia.
11:31An epidural.
11:32Oh, no.
11:32Can't get through the scales.
11:35Lizzie.
11:35A gender reveal party.
11:38That would never happen.
11:39Sam?
11:40No, I gave birth without going on about how hard it is.
11:43Am I right?
11:43Oh, no.
11:47That's a guarantee, Sam.
11:49No, no.
11:50Moving on.
11:52Without Lizzie.
11:53He didn't mate.
11:55Yes, that's right.
11:55No mating.
11:56It was...
11:56Well, no baiting or mating.
11:57It was a virgin birth.
11:59What?
11:59No.
12:00I was raised a Catholic.
12:01That's no news to me.
12:03There's no way.
12:03There is no way.
12:05Absolutely not.
12:06No, it's absolutely true.
12:07Someone fuck that lizard.
12:08Oh, yeah.
12:10Who was it?
12:11Who was it?
12:12Okay.
12:16Okay.
12:17I believe we have a special video quiz master standing by.
12:22Hi, everyone.
12:22Andy Lee here.
12:23You're looking good, Steve.
12:24Thank you, Andy.
12:25Wish I could say the same to you, Sam.
12:28Here's the question.
12:29This week, Hamish and I broke what world record?
12:33What world record did Hamish and Andy break?
12:37Yes, Ed.
12:38I believe they had sex with the most lizards.
12:41Absolutely not.
12:43I know this.
12:44They've made...
12:44I don't know what.
12:45The tallest hat.
12:46Well, let's see if you're right.
12:48The record for the world's tallest hat.
12:51Take a look.
12:58Inspiring.
12:58Is there an argument for too much time on your head?
13:00Yeah.
13:02Or proof that they've finally run out of ideas.
13:04Either way, this dash cam footage out of New York has gone viral.
13:12Pretty exciting so far.
13:14What happens next?
13:16Yes, Pete?
13:16It sounds like there's gold FM playing on that stereo.
13:20Is Tom live streaming his holiday?
13:24He's not.
13:24He is, but no.
13:26Lizzie?
13:26I think what happens is the chorus comes in.
13:29Oh, that's good.
13:29Yeah.
13:29The creedest player.
13:31The creedest player.
13:32Sam?
13:32A car...
13:33Yep.
13:34...kind of goes across lanes.
13:36All right, let's take a look.
13:38Oh, my God.
13:40Mate, Hamish Dany will do anything.
13:45All right, time to get a little glamorous.
13:56And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
14:00It's a bit rock and roll.
14:02No, it's not.
14:05All right.
14:06This is nice.
14:07Youngest Hemsworth brother, Liam.
14:09Made what big announcement?
14:11Yes, you...
14:12He's going to his room.
14:13He is going to his room.
14:16Not the answer, Sam.
14:18Oh, this is wonderful news for Liam.
14:19He's getting engaged.
14:21Yeah, yeah.
14:21Sorry, he got engaged.
14:22So that woman.
14:23To Gabriella Brooks.
14:25Oh, that's nice.
14:25So seven times a chance.
14:26Hey.
14:27All right.
14:27You ever worked with him, Kaz?
14:29Liam Hemsworth?
14:30Yeah.
14:31I haven't worked with him.
14:32All the Hemsworth brothers have been on Neighbours, and me and my two brothers have been on Neighbours,
14:36so the answer is no.
14:38All right.
14:40Okay.
14:42Legendary actor Sir Michael Caine surprised fans by revealing he's now doing what?
14:49Yes, Lizzie?
14:50I think he's doing his own stunts now.
14:53No, he's not.
14:55No, it would be dangerous.
14:56What's up with Caine?
14:57Yes, Pete?
14:58Is he attempting an accent that isn't Michael Caine?
15:01No, he's not.
15:03All right, Ed.
15:03He's either retiring or un-retiring.
15:06Well, except that he's coming out of retirement to star, of course, with Vin Diesel.
15:10Of course.
15:11Of course.
15:13He'll be back in retirement in no time.
15:15All right.
15:16Have you ever worked with Vin Diesel?
15:18Believe it or not, no, I haven't.
15:19But he and his two brothers have both been on Neighbours as well.
15:23Okay, Gillian Murphy appeared on Stephen Colbert's Late Show.
15:27You said the feeling you have is Romo.
15:30Yeah.
15:30I guess it's the opposite of FOMO.
15:34So instead of fear of missing out, you have Romo, the opposite of FOMO.
15:39What is it?
15:40Yes, Pete?
15:41Well, Romo is my favourite Italian laundry detergent.
15:45So I'm a bit...
15:46Is that right?
15:47I'm a bit confused.
15:49It's interesting.
15:51This is fascinating.
15:52Go on, then.
15:52But I assume if it's the opposite, is it relief of missing out?
15:58Let's take a look.
15:58Relief of missing out.
15:59That's a Romo.
16:01Yeah.
16:03I have Kokomo.
16:05It's a fear of the Beach Boys.
16:10Robert Irwin was unfeasibly pumped.
16:13It's terrifying.
16:14It's exciting.
16:15It's an adrenaline rush.
16:17It's the greatest thing ever.
16:20What is he talking about?
16:22You never forget the thrill of killing your first panda.
16:31Just to see the light go out of its eyes.
16:34No.
16:35Not the answer, no.
16:37Anyone?
16:38We know.
16:39We know.
16:39We know.
16:40Well, Seals and I both have this experience.
16:43Yep.
16:44I'm playing pregnancy.
16:45No.
16:47He's doing Dancing with the Stars.
16:48USA, mate.
16:49He is competing on Dancing with the Stars.
16:52Did you last more than one episode in that one?
16:53Yes.
16:55Okay.
16:57I believe we have some special video quiz masters standing by.
17:02Hi, Stephen.
17:03Hi, everyone.
17:03I'm Gwilym Lee.
17:04And I'm Miranda Tapsall.
17:06We're starring in the TV series sequel to Top End Wedding.
17:10What's it called?
17:11What's the sequel to Top End Wedding called?
17:14Yes, Lizzie?
17:15I think it's called Rear End Exploring.
17:22No.
17:23That is excellent.
17:25That is.
17:26You and your three brothers in that one, were you?
17:28No.
17:32It is, however, my favourite album by Jet.
17:36Okay.
17:37What is the sequel called?
17:39There's no beginning.
17:40It's Top End Bub.
17:41It is Top End Bub.
17:43Goggle boxes.
17:44We're back on the couch.
17:46Back flip.
17:47Front flip.
17:47What is going on, Steve?
17:48Get out of here.
17:49Oh, stop showing off.
17:51What were they watching?
17:53Yes, Pete?
17:53I see your sex age finally got some traction.
17:57Finally got some traction, Steve.
17:58You sent it in, did you?
17:59Took a little bit of time.
18:01They're watching you, aren't they?
18:02The Race.
18:03The Amazing Race.
18:03They're not watching you.
18:04The Amazing Race.
18:08The Goggle Boxers are loving the show.
18:10And, Ed, all jokes aside, you did make a real impact.
18:13Ed and Tiff.
18:15Who are they?
18:21Oh, no way.
18:23That's fantastic.
18:25That's fantastic.
18:26Oh, okay.
18:27As a semi-professional host, I shouldn't enjoy that so much.
18:30We've got to take a break.
18:32Back with our special guest with Martha, right after this.
18:47We're back, you're watching Have You Been Paying Attention, and it's time to meet our special guest, Quizmaster.
18:53She is part of a global juggernaut that's been solving crimes for over 20 years, and when the Aussie spin
18:58-off landed in the US,
18:59almost 10 million viewers turned in to see her do stuff like this.
19:05So, what now?
19:12Hmm, vaguely unnecessary.
19:14Please welcome the star of NCIS, Sydney, Olivia Swann.
19:22How are you going?
19:23Good, how are you?
19:24Good, thanks.
19:25Come on in.
19:25Good way.
19:26Hi.
19:28Should have worn my high heels.
19:30Okay, so, first things first, welcome to the show.
19:34Thank you for having me.
19:34And what does NCIS stand for?
19:36It stands for Naval Criminal Investigative Service.
19:40That's what I was going to say.
19:42Yes, now, we have just seen you in some pretty full-on action.
19:46Do you get to do much of your own stunt work?
19:48I do.
19:49I get to work with our incredible stunts team.
19:51They teach me all of the stuff.
19:53I do as much as I can, and all the dangerous stuff, they're like, no.
19:58They do it themselves.
19:59They step in.
20:00Olivia, are there many dogs in your show?
20:02Dogs?
20:04No, but I'd love one.
20:06Wow.
20:07Pitch?
20:07Crossover episode?
20:08I mean, I'll work on that.
20:10I'd like to point out that Celia put her hand up like it's your chance.
20:14That's great.
20:15I was raised.
20:16Oh, Sam's got his hand up.
20:17It's cute.
20:17He's got his hand up.
20:19Olivia, welcome.
20:20I don't know if you know this, but, yeah, Stephen is one of this country's most accomplished
20:23actors.
20:24I just wonder if you've seen him in anything ever.
20:27The Castle?
20:29Yeah!
20:35Well, you handled that well, didn't you, Steve?
20:38Yeah.
20:39Yes, I told Olivia that before the show.
20:41Anyway.
20:42Olivia, one of Steve's favourite, most memorable lines in the castle is, I dug a hole.
20:48Can you give us a reading of that line?
20:50How would you have delivered that?
20:52I dug a hole.
20:56I prefer it.
20:59Bucket list, tick.
21:02So, do you look at the NCIS family?
21:04That must have been a game changer.
21:05Oh, it was.
21:06It was so, so much fun.
21:08Yeah, look, there's the team.
21:09Right in front of the Harbour Bridge.
21:10Now, Olivia, we were in the green room just chatting before the show.
21:13Yes.
21:13And Sam, you know, really knows your work very well.
21:18Don't.
21:19What did you ask Olivia from NCIS Sydney, Sam?
21:23And be honest.
21:24I asked Olivia if the show was shot in Sydney.
21:28What?
21:30What is happening?
21:31I'd say it's a valid question, but I'd be lying.
21:34Yeah!
21:35It may be time to move on in case you've got another question to ask there, Sam.
21:38All right, I've noticed that this accent that you have now is not the one you use in the show.
21:44Correct.
21:44Very good.
21:45Really good, yes.
21:46So, you're an English person playing an American in a show set in Australia.
21:50Yes.
21:51Are you as confused as we are?
21:53Perhaps more so.
21:54Yeah.
21:54I think I spend more time in Australia as an American than a Brit.
21:59So, this is refreshing for me.
22:01You know what?
22:01It's funny you say that because Pete's amazing at accents.
22:04Give him any country in the world and you'll be shocked at how accurate it is.
22:08Um, can you do Irish?
22:10I'll say you went China, but, um...
22:14I mean, Jamaica was my first thought, but, um, well, maybe not.
22:21To be sure, to be sure.
22:27As someone who has the father of your child is Irish, how would that be received?
22:31That's deeply offensive.
22:34Canceled.
22:35OK.
22:35I think we're going to get this show back on the road.
22:38Olivia has very, very kindly offered to ask you lot some questions.
22:43Are you ready, Olivia?
22:44I'm so ready.
22:45Here we go.
22:46OK.
22:46This is exciting.
22:47There's a new addition to the NCIS universe.
22:50The show is called NCIS What?
22:54Yes, Pete?
22:55NCIS NDIS.
23:01No, he knows that's not the answer.
23:03He knows that's not the answer.
23:04I think maybe he does know.
23:05Yes, sir.
23:06Now, it's named after the two lead characters, Tony and Zika.
23:12Oh!
23:15Lizzie?
23:16No, it's Tony and Ziva.
23:18Yes.
23:19That is correct.
23:21Yes.
23:22OK.
23:23The trailer for Hugh Jackman's latest film is out.
23:26I'm not a sex symbol.
23:28I just want to entertain people.
23:33Who is he playing?
23:35Yes, Pete.
23:36Finally, a Daryl Summers bio pic.
23:40That reference will mean nothing to you.
23:42I just smile and hope for the best.
23:46Yes, sir.
23:47He's playing a Neil Diamond impersonator.
23:50He is.
23:50Yes.
23:51Come on, Sam.
23:52That's great.
23:53That's great.
23:53Well done.
23:54It's just the right answer.
23:57Olivia, who's some of the, you know,
23:59bigger-name actors that you've worked with?
24:01Here we go.
24:01Oh, well, actually, this season, season three,
24:04we have one and only Stephen Peacock is joining us on the show.
24:07Oh, everyone, Stephen Peacock.
24:08Yes, the very...
24:09Home and Away and your other...
24:10Your other thing.
24:11Yeah, yes, Sam.
24:12Did you hear my question?
24:13No.
24:17Olivia, I did what I could for you,
24:22but he was always going to do that.
24:23I know.
24:24John, I hope you weren't hoping for manners or politeness.
24:27Oh, this is actually...
24:28Is this not Australian manners?
24:29This is very Australian.
24:31Oh, no.
24:32Oh, dear.
24:35All right, there we go.
24:35It's all right.
24:36Tom would never do that.
24:37Don't cut into that clip, please.
24:40Tom wouldn't do that.
24:46You dropped the cards
24:47and then made Olivia pick them up.
24:51Very creepy behaviour, mate.
24:53Very creepy.
24:54Chivalry is not dead.
24:56It's just busy.
24:58All right.
24:59All right.
24:59Okay, this moment from the VMA's red carpet
25:02has caused a stir.
25:04Dojo, all the way to the right.
25:05Dojo, look here for me.
25:08What was Doja Cat revealed to be eating?
25:12Yes, Peter.
25:13It was lipstick and there were a lot of nervous
25:17or excited dogs in the area.
25:23Is that...
25:24No, before you tell him if he's right or not,
25:26Seals, is that an episode of the dog pun?
25:30It's a lot of fun.
25:31It's supposed to be under wraps.
25:32No, what this actually is, it's ham.
25:35All lipstick is ham.
25:36Oh.
25:36Is it?
25:39Not what I got here and the other side, yeah?
25:42All right, Lily.
25:43No, it's cake, I think,
25:45and it's made by that dessert master.
25:48Oh, chocolate.
25:48Judge.
25:49No.
25:50Oh, God, sorry.
25:51No?
25:52Is it good enough?
25:53No, Sam says no.
25:54It's chocolate.
25:55Yes.
25:55But my favourite part of that question
25:58was Olivia's reaction to Pete
26:00where she looked broken.
26:05Is that not everyone's reaction to Pete?
26:07Yeah.
26:09Yes, it is chocolate in the shape of a lipstick.
26:12Mm-hmm.
26:13Made by dessert chef Omari Gouchon.
26:15OK, next question.
26:16Amanda Seyfried teased fans with this news.
26:19Is that happening?
26:20Did I read that right?
26:21I...
26:23Yeah.
26:24It is.
26:25It is.
26:26Yes.
26:27What's happening?
26:28Yes, Lizzie.
26:29I think a stroke.
26:32I think you might be right.
26:34What else is happening?
26:35Sam?
26:36It's the apocalypse and you've been warned.
26:40Celia?
26:41I know.
26:41It's a Mamma Mia 3.
26:43Yes.
26:44Correct.
26:44Yes.
26:45So I was right.
26:47We've got to take a break.
26:49NCIS Sydney premieres 14th October on Paramount+.
26:53Would you please thank Olivia Swann?
27:08We're back and it's time for our one-on-one challenge
27:11where we put each of our contestants individually to the test.
27:15This week saw the launch of the latest Apple gadgets.
27:18So naturally, well, it felt like the perfect opportunity for a new segment.
27:22We're calling...
27:26Like this.
27:30The rules are simple.
27:32We will show you each an iconic moment from a tech launch.
27:36All you have to do is answer a question about it.
27:39Now, Celia.
27:40Yes.
27:41Let's start with you.
27:45Every time.
27:47Let's shuffle back to 2005, 2005 for the rest of you.
27:51And the Apple faithful have gathered in San Francisco
27:55for the latest product reveal from the turtleneck tech guru, Steve Jobs.
28:00I've got a pocket right here.
28:03Now, this pocket's been the one that your iPod's gone in, traditionally.
28:08The iPod and the iPod mini fit great in there.
28:11You ever wonder what this pocket's for?
28:13Can't believe I'm asking you this.
28:14What goes in the little pants pocket?
28:15Oh.
28:16I don't know.
28:17I'm a woman.
28:18I've never been overwhelmed with pockets.
28:21I've never gone, I have too many pockets.
28:22What goes in them?
28:23Yes.
28:24I'm assuming it's a smaller version.
28:26That was the iPod.
28:27Oh.
28:27So there's the iPod shuffle, which is tiny, but there's also...
28:31I know.
28:32I was...
28:32This was my era.
28:33I had to listen to Mumbo No. 5 on something, Ed.
28:35Yeah, I know.
28:36You have to get it on the iPad.
28:39It's a little bit of Monica.
28:40Anyway, um...
28:43I'm going to say the iPod Nano.
28:44Oh, let's take a look.
28:46This is the new iPod Nano.
28:52I'm 42, everyone.
28:54I'm 42.
28:55Celia, you get the points.
28:58Well done.
28:59All right, Pete, are you ready?
29:00Billionaire Elon Musk's company, SpaceX, lit up the skies in 2018 with the first flight of
29:07their American-made rocket, the Falcon Heavy.
29:10Millions were watching today his $90 million gamble, launching his own rocket.
29:16The SpaceX Falcon Heavy, lifting off into a clear sky, some very unusual cargo inside.
29:21What unusual cargo was on board Elon Musk's rocket?
29:25It's a good question, isn't it?
29:26It is a good question.
29:27Do you have a good answer?
29:29Oh, that's the question, isn't it?
29:33Um, a Katy Perry impersonator.
29:36Oh.
29:37No.
29:38It was, um...
29:38I'm going to say...
29:39I'm not sure if it was this one, but I know spiders were sent to space at some point.
29:44Here we go.
29:45Okay.
29:45Is that your answer?
29:47Yes!
29:48Let's have a look.
29:49Elon Musk's own Tesla sports car carried into space with a dummy there in the driver's seat.
29:54But you know how do kids call cars spiders these days?
29:57Hey, cool spiders, man!
29:59You are absolutely wrong.
30:00No points for you.
30:02All right.
30:03Uh, Lizzie.
30:04Are you ready?
30:04Yes.
30:04Let's set our sights on 2024, shall we?
30:08When social media mobile Mark Zuckerberg unveiled Meta's latest creation.
30:13A multi-billion dollar project a decade in the making.
30:17I have something that I want to show you today.
30:22Yeah, thanks for keeping them secure.
30:25Okay.
30:30Okay, what was in the briefcase?
30:33What was in the briefcase?
30:33I, maybe all our passwords.
30:39I feel like he's already got those.
30:41What was in the briefcase?
30:42I don't know.
30:43Fishing lures.
30:45Okay.
30:46Fishing lures.
30:47Are we going with fishing lures?
30:49Fishing lures.
30:50Spiders, spiders.
30:52Spiders.
30:52Maybe some equipment.
30:54Earphones.
30:55Okay.
30:56The answer is equipment.
30:57No, no, not earphones.
30:59He's the wrong guy.
31:00AirPods.
31:01Headphones.
31:02Headphones.
31:02Okay, let's see if you're right.
31:04This is Orion.
31:05The most advanced glasses the world has ever seen.
31:08Yeah, so no points for you, because it was Meta's first pair of augmented reality glasses.
31:13Creeps around the world unite.
31:15Okay.
31:16We did.
31:17Okay.
31:20Sam, say hello to 2014 when Irish rockers U2 and Apple CEO Tim Cook took centre stage to deliver a
31:31surprise to half a billion iTunes users.
31:35Five, four, three, two, one, five, four, three, two, one.
31:41Wow.
31:42That's instant gratification.
31:45Did that really happen?
31:47Did that really happen?
31:49We're not kidding.
31:50We're not kidding.
31:50That just happened.
31:52Pangy, what just happened?
31:54Did they become blood brothers?
31:58Not so much.
32:00Um, 2014.
32:01What were you doing in 2014, Sam?
32:04I was living in a car.
32:07Uh, any hints?
32:09Yeah, what song came on every time you turned that car on?
32:12Oh, that's a good hint.
32:13That's a good, strong hint.
32:15Oh, well, I'm glad everyone else is happy with that hint.
32:18What month did it happen in?
32:19Uh, good, thanks.
32:20How are you?
32:23I think it's the time that Apple automatically downloaded that album of theirs, which was called Songs of Innocence.
32:33Here we go.
32:33Automatically downloaded it to everyone's account.
32:36And people weren't that happy.
32:38No, it received widespread backlash, but you get the point.
32:41Great. Well done, Sam.
32:42Good.
32:44All right.
32:46Ed.
32:46Hello.
32:47After tackling space, Elon Musk shifted gears with the unveiling of Tesla's Cybertruck in 2019.
32:57We were able to make the skin out of ultra-hard stainless steel.
33:02Really hard.
33:03I'm going to show you just how hard.
33:04Franz has a sledgehammer.
33:06Yeah, don't hold back.
33:08Really wind up.
33:09Nail it.
33:11Mm.
33:13What else can we do with this truck?
33:15What other test was conducted on the Cybertruck?
33:19Well, as a good company man, I believe it was then frightened by a Triton.
33:28Um...
33:28I think that's fair, buddy.
33:31Jeez, cuz, I wish there was a company that could help you ensure that, cuz.
33:34No.
33:35Very hard.
33:37Oh, you smash, he goes, he tries to smash the window, it doesn't smash.
33:41My truck's great, even though it looks like a hand dryer.
33:43If you swap that around, if you swap that around, I'll tell you what, I might be able
33:44to give you a point.
33:45Are you selling fruit right now?
33:46Yeah.
33:48Yeah.
33:48Is this an option?
33:49Is this an option?
33:51Is this an option?
33:52Okay.
33:53What about...
33:53You know what?
34:22I'm gonna give it to you.
34:36We're back, you are watching, have you been paying attention?
34:40Hands on buzzers to London.
34:43And what were these security guards concealing?
34:47Uh, yes, Lizzie?
34:48I've done this before.
34:49Classic move.
34:50Hard nipples.
34:53It was a Banksy that they scrubbed off.
34:56Indeed.
34:57Street artist Banksy's latest mural.
34:59It has since been scrubbed.
35:01Uh, this popped up on the Australian Firefighter's Instagram during the week.
35:13What are they announcing?
35:14Yes, Celia?
35:15Unplanned pregnancies.
35:19Yes, it is.
35:21I believe that's Celia's rider on Dog Park.
35:23I don't know how you got the footage.
35:25I really don't.
35:26Come on.
35:27No, no, Pete.
35:28They're actually, uh, rescue puppies and they specialize in rescuing strippers.
35:33Uh...
35:34It might be not the answer, Celia.
35:35No, it's gonna be a calendar.
35:36It is indeed.
35:38Their 2026 calendar is now out and I believe it's called Hoses Out.
35:41Um, alright.
35:43Uh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
35:47Hi, Stephen.
35:48Hi, everyone.
35:49My name's Lee and I'm from the Bluebell Inn in Arkendale.
35:53Um, this week our pub went viral just before our dinner service because of what?
35:59Mmm, what interrupted Lee and the Bluebell Inn's...
36:09That's a different restaurant, uh, the Bluebell Inn's dinner.
36:16Yes, Celia?
36:17Well, he was incredibly sexually frustrated, Stephen.
36:20I do know a bunch of sheep were loose in there.
36:23Let's see if you're right.
36:23And the answer is because of sheep.
36:26Oh my God, they're sheep.
36:28I mean, I've heard about farm to table, but this is ridiculous.
36:32Uh, Japanese YouTube sensation and the internet's favourite cat, Maru.
36:37Yeah.
36:38Is back in the news.
36:40Little Maru.
36:40Get in that bowl.
36:41Get in there.
36:42Mmm.
36:43No.
36:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:45Go, Pete.
36:47It's a clever ploy, but I reckon a goldfish are gonna spot her.
36:51Yeah, I think you might be wrong.
36:52I think you're absolutely wrong.
36:54There's no points yet.
36:55Anybody?
36:55Here we go, Lizzie.
36:57I think this is the start of the pickling process.
36:59It is.
37:01Good.
37:01Good.
37:03Well.
37:03No.
37:04Yeah.
37:05Oh, I don't want to be the one to say this, but Maru has passed away at the age of
37:0918.
37:09Oh.
37:10Yes.
37:10This is not how I wanted to find out.
37:12Yeah.
37:13Yeah, but I mean, look, you know, in their defence, he did get a dignified standoff.
37:18Did he?
37:18Yeah.
37:19Yeah.
37:20Yeah.
37:22Yeah.
37:23Classic material.
37:24Classic Maru.
37:25Yeah.
37:26It is time to get a little athletic.
37:38And tonight's sports segment is brought to you by Disney Plus.
37:42Stream out of its world entertainment on Disney Plus.
37:44And they didn't make me say that.
37:45That's just how I feel.
37:46Veteran golfer John Daly broke a PGA Tour champions record on Friday when he did what?
37:54Yes, Sam.
37:55He broke the record for the most shots on a hole.
37:5819.
37:58And I would like to see them all, please.
38:03Yes.
38:03That is absolutely right.
38:0519 shots on a single hole at a par five hole at the Sanford International.
38:09Yes, Celia.
38:10That's bad, is it?
38:10It's bad.
38:12Spain's La Vuelta time trials are being shortened.
38:16What is the reason?
38:18Yes, Celia.
38:18Well, they're not taking as long.
38:22Well, it's right.
38:23It's right.
38:24But there's no points to that one.
38:25That's a really good point you made.
38:27Yes, Sam.
38:28Protesters are attacking the riders, so they've shortened the stays.
38:32Yeah, that's right.
38:32We protect cyclists from protesters who've been disrupting the race.
38:36All right.
38:37Women's Rugby World Cup players are trialling flashing mouth guards.
38:42What do they detect?
38:44Yes, Pete?
38:45Gum disease.
38:47No, that's the helmets.
38:49Yes.
38:49Anybody else?
38:50Yes, Celia.
38:51Speed cameras.
38:54Very good answer.
38:55Not correct.
38:56Your face.
38:58You're humoring me face.
39:00You've had to do it so many times.
39:01That is not a humoring you face.
39:01I find you funny.
39:03So sue me.
39:05He's very, very kind.
39:07Sorry.
39:07Don't make me make you pick up these cards.
39:09Okay?
39:09You know I will do it.
39:12You know I will do it.
39:16Ed.
39:18I believe they detect concussions, Stephen.
39:20Yep.
39:21Play that.
39:21Now this is impressive actually.
39:23Queensland freestyle motocross rider Clinton Moore has become the first person ever to do
39:29what?
39:31Yes, Ed.
39:32It's always a jump.
39:33It's always just like sick jump.
39:34Yeah.
39:35Yes, Celia.
39:36Thanks, Sam.
39:37Well.
39:37Pick a number.
39:38He did a sick jump.
39:40Say a number.
39:41It'll be a number.
39:42And I will further say it was totally awesome.
39:44Wow.
39:45All right.
39:45Here we go.
39:46Clues.
39:47There is a number.
39:47Go.
39:48What's the number?
39:49Six.
39:50No.
39:52Lizzie.
39:52It is an option.
39:53It was a 720.
39:55Yes.
39:56It was a 720 and he didn't even have any Bundy rum before it.
40:00Yes.
40:00Nice.
40:01Let's take a look.
40:01Let's take a look.
40:02Yeah.
40:04That looks like a seven.
40:05Yeah, almost there's a 720 right there.
40:07Hang on.
40:07So, Pete, your number was six.
40:09Was that?
40:10I was in a ballpark.
40:12Yeah.
40:12All right.
40:13We've got to take a break though.
40:14When we return, our winner is announced.
40:28We're back.
40:28Let's close the show out with a little Rapid Recall.
40:32And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
40:36You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
40:39Start that clock.
40:40The makers of Ozempic announced on Wednesday they are getting rid of what?
40:45Yes, Lizzie.
40:46Women, one kilo at a time.
40:50No.
40:51Yes, Pete.
40:52Taco Tuesday.
40:53No.
40:54No, Ed.
40:559,000 jobs, my friend.
40:56Yes, that is correct, Ed.
40:58Now, here is an intriguing image from South Australia's Spencer Gulf.
41:02What is it?
41:04It's the alien who does the crop circles first day.
41:08Very good guess.
41:10Not true, not right.
41:11Lizzie?
41:11No, this is bubbles protecting the big cuttlefish because of the algae.
41:15Absolutely right.
41:17Apple's new AirPods Pro 3 now boasts what special hands-free feature?
41:21Yes, Pete.
41:22They translate language in real time.
41:25Yes, yes.
41:26Actually, I've got some and I went back and listened to old episodes of The Living Room
41:30and Miguel makes perfect sense.
41:33He knows what he's talking about.
41:35What annual question did Australians ask each other on Thursday?
41:40Yes, Lizzie.
41:41Where'd you learn to drive, dickhead?
41:45Yes, they did.
41:46What was another question they asked, Sam?
41:49It's, are you okay?
41:50I'm fine.
41:50Thanks for asking.
41:51Alright, that is correct.
41:52Well done.
41:53Bollywood actress Navia Nair was fined $2,000 by Australian authorities for not declaring
41:59what at customs?
42:01Yes, Sam?
42:02Well, judging by the sign I see at the airport, it's either weapons, wood or a raw chicken.
42:10You know, you gave three answers, all of them wrong.
42:12Anyone else?
42:14Yes, thanks.
42:15The flowers.
42:17Yes, yes, flowers she brought in from India.
42:19Kate Moss has launched her first podcast.
42:23Lindley, what's it about?
42:25Yes, Celia.
42:26Smoking?
42:27No.
42:28David Bowie.
42:29David Bowie.
42:30Yes, indeed.
42:31Correct.
42:32Huge Wednesday for US businessman Larry Ellis and for a few hours he was what?
42:37Yes, Pete.
42:38The next Bond villain.
42:41He does look like one but that is not the answer.
42:45Yes, Celia.
42:45I believe he was the richest man in the world.
42:47He was indeed surpassing Elon's $582 billion in child support.
42:52Jeez.
42:52All right.
42:54Okay.
42:54And now the 2025 Emmy Awards.
42:57Whoa!
42:58And we're out of time.
42:59Let's check that final leaderboard.
43:01And our winner is, oh yeah, Sam Peng!
43:05What?
43:10Yes, indeed.
43:12Congratulations to our winner and thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
43:15We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention to the name of your fellow champion when
43:20doing a press interview.
43:22This is a disaster.
43:23By the way, I had a TikTok to do with...
43:30Whoa!
43:30Whoa!
43:31Whoa!
43:32Oh, harsh.
43:34Good night, Australia.
43:35See you all next week!
43:36Woo!
43:37Woo!
43:37Woo!
43:41Woo!
43:43Woo!
43:43Woo!
43:44Woo!
43:44Woo!
43:45Woo!
43:45Woo!
43:46Woo! Woo!
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