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00:09Tonight, join Kitty Flanagan, Tony Martin, Lizzie Hu, Ed Cavalli and Sam Pang
00:16as we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, here's your host, Tom Gleisner.
00:32And as always, we've assembled some of our finest to help sort through the headlines.
00:39For the first time this year, she describes herself as a noodle enthusiast and rescue
00:44greyhound owner.
00:45It's the fabulous Lizzie Hu.
00:49Host of the award-winning podcast, Sizzle Town, welcome back Tony Martin.
00:55A few weeks ago, she won so many Logies that she actually had more stage time than the
01:01show's host, White Kitty Flanagan.
01:07His new podcast is called You're Not Going To Like This, but we like having him say hello
01:12to Ed Cavalli.
01:16And finally, a man who again finished bottom of our leaderboard last week, more a seat
01:21filler than a contestant, Mr Sam Hang.
01:26Lizzie, great to have you back with us.
01:28I know you've been busy touring, but you've also picked up a new voiceover gig.
01:32Yes, I am the voice and face of AirAsia.
01:36Wow, this is very nice.
01:38That is pretty cool.
01:40And I say things on the plane, like if you catch a plane, you'll hear me doing all the
01:44announcements.
01:45Go on.
01:45It's cool.
01:46It's like, ding dong, this is your cabin comedian speaking.
01:50Make sure you declare everything, otherwise you might be on TV.
01:54That's safe.
01:55I think we've got a clip of you, Lizzie, experiencing your own in-flight announcement.
01:59Actually, don't worry about it, you're on holiday, just buy it at your destination.
02:06That's embarrassing.
02:08That's not embarrassing.
02:09It's a wonderful tune.
02:10Yeah, it is.
02:11Wow.
02:15I'm not familiar with AirAsia.
02:16Where do they fly to?
02:17They fly to Malaysia, and then 130 destinations after that.
02:21Nice.
02:22And should we need to evacuate the studio, where are the exits?
02:25Nice.
02:26Nice.
02:27We're good.
02:27Great to have you back, Lizzie.
02:29Hey, Tony, good to see you again, and a new episode of Sizzletown dropped last week.
02:33Yes, that's right.
02:34This, um, this, uh...
02:36Where's this going?
02:38I am heading somewhere, because this photo bobbed up on various people's stars.
02:41Okay.
02:43Yeah, now that is me and Matt Dow.
02:45We try and have a new image for every episode.
02:48We're clearly running out of ideas.
02:50How many episodes?
02:51Ninety?
02:51Ninety, uh, six, yes.
02:53Wow.
02:53Close to the big 100.
02:54That's right.
02:55It's a fake talkback show, and, uh, I record all the calls myself late at night, and we
03:02have very thin walls at my place, so I realise after eight years my neighbours are looking
03:07at me strangely, because they're just, they don't realise it's a comedy show, so they're
03:10just hearing me at night at about midnight going, there's nanobots in the backseat!
03:17LAUGHTER
03:17Hang on, with that, Tony, I've known you a long time.
03:21Yeah.
03:21Have you ever actually grown a beard?
03:23Uh, well, I had a fake beard in Kath and Kim, of course, but I did have to grow, the
03:29only time I had to grow a real beard was for the show Upper Middle Bogan, and everyone
03:33one I know said that I looked like a sex tourist, so that's...
03:37LAUGHTER
03:37That's never happening.
03:39I'll tell you, I have got an airline for you.
03:41LAUGHTER
03:43Now, Kitty Flanagan, congratulations on your Logie success.
03:49How was that?
03:50What the hell?
03:52Wow.
03:53What was, uh, what was the highlight of your night?
03:55Uh, well, not so much the highlight, but if I could make an apology to some people,
04:01um, we'll firstly to the table next to us who were nominated in all the same categories.
04:06Sorry.
04:07Um, but also to the two actresses that presented us with the award for Fisk.
04:14Mm.
04:14Very good, very talented actors, and I meant to say, um, young people, move away from me,
04:23you're making me look old.
04:25I am.
04:26And instead, I just said, move away from me, young people.
04:29LAUGHTER
04:31Entitled princess.
04:33Yes.
04:34That wanted them to clear the stage.
04:37So I do apologise.
04:38There was a joke, I just forgot the punchline.
04:40Sure.
04:41All right, we should get this show on the road.
04:43How about hands on buzzers?
04:45Oh, Deputy PM Richard Marles and Penny Wong were in Vanuatu together this week.
04:50What were they doing?
04:51Kitty.
04:51Tony.
04:52Tom, I would say that's a meet-and-greet that no-one asked for and no-one came to.
04:57It's a curious location.
04:58Tony.
04:59Uh, they're on Vanuatu's Got Talent, I think.
05:02LAUGHTER
05:03They're in Vanuatu, it looks like they're doing something.
05:05Uh, Lizzie.
05:05Is it a Last Supper situation?
05:08LAUGHTER
05:08It's a last hostage situation.
05:10Uh, Sam.
05:11Look, if no-one's going to take this quiz seriously, Tom.
05:14Please.
05:15Jeez, I wish I knew the answer.
05:18LAUGHTER
05:21They're signing a multi-million dollar defence pact.
05:24500 million dollar security pact.
05:26That was not on the tip of my list.
05:29LAUGHTER
05:29Ed, points are yours.
05:30Then it was off to PNG for another ceremonial occasion.
05:34BUZZER
05:36No, it's going to work.
05:38Don't.
05:38Stay with it.
05:39It's all good now.
05:40Here we go.
05:42BUZZER
05:42OK.
05:48BUZZER
05:49BUZZER
05:49What do you say, Sam?
05:50Five Logies.
05:51Yes.
05:54APPLAUSE
05:56And well-deserved.
05:58All right.
05:58Ooh, it's been a big week for Taylor Swift.
06:01So I wanted to show you something.
06:02OK.
06:03What do we got?
06:04We got...
06:05Uh...
06:07Briefcase.
06:07Yep.
06:08Mick Green with TS on it.
06:10Yep.
06:11Indeed.
06:12What was in the briefcase?
06:13Giddy.
06:14I saw this, she was on Deal or No Deal.
06:15I'm going to say 10,000.
06:17LAUGHTER
06:18She'd be excellent on Deal or No Deal, but it was in that end.
06:21I believe that's the case she keeps Travis's balls in, Tom.
06:25LAUGHTER
06:27Tony, I know you're a Swifty.
06:28What was in the case?
06:29I'm going to guess it's like some sort of album that she's putting out
06:32or Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
06:35LAUGHTER
06:35Go with the first, Tony.
06:37I'm going to give it to you.
06:38Because you need the points.
06:39It's a copy of her new album, The Life of a Showgirl.
06:41Wow.
06:42Well, it was the big Trump-Putin meeting in Alaska.
06:44Ooh, that's an interesting one.
06:46I don't know.
06:47I'll get a little heat on that one, but I could see it possibly happening.
06:51Ooh.
06:52What had Putin just suggested to Trump?
06:54Tony.
06:55Abolishing elections altogether.
06:57LAUGHTER
06:59He's thinking outside the box.
07:01Ed.
07:01Wife swap.
07:04I don't know Putin's wife.
07:05No, Vladimir, in English, asked Donald Trump something.
07:09Ed.
07:10He invited him to the next meeting.
07:12He should be in Moscow.
07:13Oh, yeah.
07:13Fun.
07:14Great spot.
07:15LAUGHTER
07:16I hate that, Ed.
07:18Strong words from Donald Trump on Wednesday.
07:20Violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals, roving mobs of wild youth,
07:25drugged-out maniacs and homeless people.
07:27All right.
07:28What's he talking about?
07:30Kitty.
07:30Lizzie.
07:31Were they his election promises?
07:33LAUGHTER
07:35That may have been his target demographic.
07:37Lizzie.
07:37I've never been, but is this the Logies after party?
07:41LAUGHTER
07:42Dissimilar, Lizzie.
07:43Not dissimilar.
07:45He's talking about Sam?
07:46He's talking about Washington.
07:47Mm.
07:48DC.
07:49That's his excuse for sending in the troops.
07:51To Greece now.
07:52And what's going on there?
07:54Rather dramatic image.
07:55Lizzie.
07:55I think this is what you call farm-to-table.
07:58It is very, very well-shark.
08:00But some context, please, Sam.
08:04When you finish runner-up in Greek, Farmer Wants a Wife, you...
08:08LAUGHTER
08:09It's a broad fit.
08:10It's not...
08:11You don't go home empty-handed.
08:12No, it's not.
08:13Long Mama Wants a Wife.
08:15A dramatic scene from a...
08:16Tony.
08:17There was some fires there, I think, and I believe that's a New Zealander
08:21on his honeymoon who's...
08:23LAUGHTER
08:24He's fleeing.
08:26Tony, I'm...
08:26Wow.
08:27I'm going to help you out and give you the first part of your answer.
08:30He's going to end.
08:30Farmers fleeing the wildfires in Greece.
08:32Point to yours.
08:33Here's, uh, something you don't see every week.
08:39Whoa.
08:40Hey.
08:41Wow.
08:41What's going on there?
08:42Tony.
08:43According to Chinese media, that is two Chinese battleships
08:46not colliding in the Philippines.
08:49LAUGHTER
08:49But I think if we take the reverse, Sam.
08:52The tone's close, isn't it?
08:53It's, uh, two, uh, Chinese naval ships...
08:57..perpetuating the stereotype that Asian drivers...
09:01LAUGHTER
09:03..that Asian drivers aren't the best.
09:05Sam, I will pay that the naval ships collided
09:07while trying to intercept a Philippine ship.
09:09And if we could offer one piece of advice to China...
09:12You haven't shopped around until you've tried yours.
09:14LAUGHTER
09:14So, you know, you can...
09:16LAUGHTER
09:16..you will be able to fix that.
09:18Meghan Markle revealed this week
09:20that Prince Harry doesn't like the taste of what?
09:23Ooh.
09:23Kitty.
09:24Obscurity.
09:25LAUGHTER
09:26He is struggling with it.
09:28Um, but more...
09:29..it's a specific, uh...
09:31Sam.
09:32It's lobster.
09:33Mm.
09:33Oh.
09:33Confirming his position, once again, as the people's prince.
09:36Absolutely.
09:38LAUGHTER
09:38We'll pay that, Sam.
09:39We've got to take a break.
09:40Back with more Happy Birthdays.
09:45APPLAUSE
09:56It's been confirmed...
09:58..Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin...
10:00..will meet face to face...
10:01..and as you might imagine...
10:02..breeding season...
10:03..has gone from hot to scorching.
10:05Even the roosters are excited.
10:07The US president describing the sit-down as...
10:09..a...
10:10..feel-out opportunity.
10:11Some swapping.
10:12It's complicated.
10:13It doesn't sound sexy.
10:14I've confessed to feeling just a little icky.
10:16You disgust me.
10:18APPLAUSE
10:20We're back to watching Have You Been Panicators.
10:23Just before we return to questions, Ed Cavalli.
10:28What?
10:28Where do we even begin?
10:30What?
10:31Now, I know you host a lot of corporate events,
10:33but I have the words...
10:35..adult industry choice awards.
10:37What?
10:38What?
10:40You're hosting a porn convention.
10:42Hey!
10:43LAUGHTER
10:45First things first...
10:47..it's an adult industry convention,
10:49and, obviously, they wanted someone
10:52that just reeks of sexuality,
10:55and they all said no,
10:58so they got someone who reeks of Lynx Africa.
11:00Yes, I am, Tommy.
11:01And did you have to clear it with your wife?
11:03Well, I will now.
11:05LAUGHTER
11:06It's a great event.
11:08Look, Kit, it's a lot like the Logies.
11:11LAUGHTER
11:12We hand out a gold Logie.
11:14It's just a different shape.
11:16And now it has batteries.
11:18So it's...
11:20What?
11:20When's it on and where is it?
11:22It's in November and it's in Brisbane
11:24at one of their finest venues.
11:26Sam, why would you like to come?
11:28LAUGHTER
11:28I think that's the name of one of the awards.
11:32LAUGHTER
11:33We need to move on.
11:36APPLAUSE
11:36All right.
11:38Hands back on buzzers.
11:40The US is bracing itself for the season's first hurricane.
11:43It's named Hurricane...
11:46Kitty?
11:47Hurricane...
11:48Shmurricane.
11:50It's going to be a memorable one.
11:52I like it, Kitty.
11:54I know, it's a little more straight back than that.
11:55It's a revenge hurricane.
11:57Hurricane Elon.
11:58Wow.
11:59We should get that.
12:01You're not a million miles away.
12:03Yeah, yeah.
12:04Erin?
12:04Yes, it's Hurricane Erin.
12:06Oh, no!
12:07LAUGHTER
12:08You leave her alone.
12:10Here's a question we've never asked before.
12:13What do the boo-boos and the US Treasury have in common?
12:17Tony.
12:18They'll both be entirely without value in 12 months.
12:23LAUGHTER
12:23One might argue.
12:26One might argue, but...
12:27I don't know, it's not that he's referring to.
12:30Sam, I think it's got to do with the...
12:36No.
12:37LAUGHTER
12:39I love that.
12:40There's nothing...
12:41Tom, are we doing this show 13 years?
12:43Yeah.
12:43There's nothing I like more than when he buzzes in full of bravado
12:46and then halfway through goes, I'm out of here.
12:49LAUGHTER
12:49That is what I'm here...
12:50Have another go, Sam.
12:51You can do this.
12:51It's got to do...
12:53Sorry.
12:53It's got something to do with the economy
12:55and the purchase of those little items like that,
12:59what it represents.
13:00..in terms of the economy.
13:01Give it to him.
13:02I will absolutely pay that.
13:03It's called the lipstick effect.
13:04It's you treat yourself to little luxuries
13:06in economic tough times.
13:08It's true.
13:09It is a...
13:09It just didn't sound like what he said.
13:12LAUGHTER
13:13I'd say lipstick.
13:14And you're giving it to him.
13:15Once again...
13:15I'll take shmarracane then.
13:17LAUGHTER
13:17Sam, I will pay that.
13:19The lipstick effect.
13:20To a viral video out of Queensland.
13:25LAUGHTER
13:27A nice rescue.
13:28What happens next?
13:29Lizzie.
13:30Is this a recession indicator?
13:32No, no, it's not.
13:33We're grabbing my suit.
13:34It's not.
13:35It's very cute.
13:36They get to the side of the road
13:37and then he sort of tells it off
13:38and tells it to go back into the bush.
13:40Thank you, Ed.
13:40Take a look.
13:41Here he goes.
13:42You get back in there.
13:43No, you...
13:44Don't make me come out back here again.
13:46No, you listen to me.
13:48LAUGHTER
13:48Ed, I will pay that.
13:50OK, let's roll out that red carpet for a bit of this.
13:58And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you
14:00by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
14:02It's a bit rock and roll.
14:05Oh!
14:06Look at that.
14:09Intriguing statement from Snoop Dogg.
14:12Can't wait to see y'all in September.
14:14Who is Mr Dogg going to see in September?
14:17Oh, my God.
14:17Mr Dogg.
14:19Pity.
14:20Is it y'all?
14:22Kind of, but just a little more specifically than y'all,
14:25he's going to be seeing Lizzie.
14:26He's coming to the AFL Grand Final.
14:28Right after an appearance on Border Security.
14:30He's got to get through.
14:31He does have to get through Border Security, rightly.
14:34It'd be a pre-match entertainment.
14:35He won't require a smoke machine, so that's...
14:39Leonardo DiCaprio has revealed his biggest regret
14:42is not doing what?
14:44Kitty.
14:45Older women.
14:47Ed, help me out.
14:51He got offered the Mark Wahlberg role in Boogie Nights
14:55and turned it down and says he regrets it.
14:58He regrets not doing Boogie Nights.
14:59Oh, I believe we have a special video quiz master standing by.
15:03Hi, Tom.
15:04Hi, everyone.
15:04Bob Odenkirk here from the new movie Nobody 2.
15:07In the film, I play a lethal assassin
15:10who surprises his family by doing what?
15:14What does Bob's character surprise his family by doing?
15:17Lizzie?
15:18He works five days a week and makes dinner.
15:21That's...
15:22Groundbreaking.
15:23Groundbreaking.
15:24Now, Ed.
15:24Lizzie's half right.
15:25He cooks them a beautiful mushroom beef wellington.
15:29Not the answer I've got here.
15:30It doesn't actually technically relate to food.
15:32Sam.
15:33He surprises them by taking them on a vacation.
15:37Sam.
15:37This is good stuff.
15:38Wow.
15:38Is that correct, Bob?
15:40Taking them on a vacation.
15:42Sam, point's yours.
15:43Sylvester Stallone, Gloria Gaynor and Kiss.
15:46Jesus.
15:46What do they have in common this week, Tony?
15:48All elected to Trump's cabinet.
15:50Yeah, well...
15:52Kanye-related.
15:53Kitty, what do they have in common?
15:54They all got the same make-up artist?
15:56Yeah.
15:57That's tough, aren't you?
15:58Sam.
15:59Coming soon to an in-memoriam package for the EU.
16:02I think they're all in robust good health, aren't you?
16:05They're...
16:06Trump's...
16:06Not Trump.
16:07They're the pick for the Kennedy Centre honours that Trump is hosting.
16:11There's a long list, but they were three of the highlights.
16:13That was three lines.
16:14This trailer has just dropped.
16:20It's the second season of which show?
16:23Kitty.
16:24Sorry, they got a second season?
16:27Wow.
16:28The show been?
16:29I don't know, but I wouldn't have given it a first if that's...
16:33If that's the highlights from the whole season.
16:34You'll know when you hear the answer, Kitty.
16:35You're actually on the money.
16:36Sam.
16:37Dexter?
16:38No, please.
16:40It's a feel-good, Tony.
16:43It's that Meghan Markle one.
16:45I can't believe they're paying me for this.
16:48With love, Meghan, Tony, I will pay that.
16:50Or there was drama on The Voice.
16:52Mel Fee.
16:53Uh-huh.
16:57What?
16:58What does the new button do?
17:01Kitty.
17:02Self-destruct?
17:03No.
17:04The show is still rolling, but this is an innovation.
17:07A new button.
17:08Now.
17:09It sends a small electric shock.
17:14To wake up Richard Marks.
17:18Does it?
17:18It's not directly linked to Richard.
17:21It's a very...
17:22Voice fans are very excited about this.
17:25Lizzie?
17:25It...
17:25I think it blocks the other judges from getting your pick.
17:29What?
17:30Yes, indeed.
17:31It's called an ultimate block.
17:32And you get...
17:33Look, you get rock blocked.
17:34Tony can list all the winners of The Voice in order.
17:38Charlie Chaplin, I think.
17:41He's one of the early ones.
17:42Moving on.
17:43These men have just been announced as the new cast of what upcoming TV show?
17:48Sam.
17:49I think we can rule out SBS's news line-up.
17:54It's not exactly diversity week down there.
17:56It's seven.
17:57Lizzie?
17:57It's a new show.
17:59Who gets to wear a hat?
18:00Yeah.
18:03Who gets to wear a hat?
18:04Who gets to wear a hat?
18:06Talk us through the rules.
18:08Lizzie?
18:09Only one person gets to wear the hat.
18:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:12And then you...
18:13Yeah, it's pretty good.
18:14It's like swapping the hats.
18:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:16It's pretty good.
18:17Sam.
18:18I would watch that show.
18:20I think we all would.
18:21That's actually really amazing.
18:22I think we all would.
18:24That's your farmer wants a wife.
18:26Yes.
18:26With a hat.
18:27With a hat.
18:29All right, we've got to take a break.
18:30We're back with our special guest.
18:44We're back with our special guest.
18:45We're back with our special guest.
18:46It's time to meet our special guest, Chris Master.
18:48She's just back from competing in the World Aquatic Championships
18:51in Singapore doing crazy stuff like this.
18:54So young and so much to give to the sport still.
18:57She's definitely a star on the rising.
18:59She is indeed a star.
19:01Say hello to Ellie Cole.
19:05Ellie, welcome.
19:08Congratulations on the World Championships.
19:09That was 10 metre platform diving.
19:12Yes, it was.
19:13Obvious question, why?
19:15It's fun.
19:16It gets easier as you keep doing it.
19:18I promise.
19:19But are you scared standing up there?
19:20Not anymore.
19:21I used to be terrified.
19:23I used to look up at it from the three metre and I was like,
19:25I'm never diving off that.
19:26Sure.
19:27Well, here we are.
19:29Fantastic.
19:29Okay.
19:29There's jumping into a pool, but then there's this.
19:36Wow.
19:37That's extraordinary.
19:38I can't imagine how you would get the confidence,
19:41stroke courage to do that.
19:43Trust in your coach.
19:44Okay.
19:45Very much all just trust in your coach.
19:46Your coach is not jumping.
19:48It's you out there.
19:48Yeah.
19:49Yeah, but all my trust is in him.
19:50Okay.
19:51Okay.
19:52Now, I notice that you're often wearing straps or...
19:55Taping.
19:56Taping.
19:56What's that for?
19:57Just so my wrists don't snap in half.
19:59Oh.
19:59It's a little bit of pressure when you enter the water, so you've got to make sure they're
20:02okay.
20:02You could snapper wrist it from 10 metres.
20:04Very much so.
20:05Wow.
20:05It's a lot of force.
20:06Tony wears that for the buzzer.
20:08Right.
20:09So...
20:10Right.
20:10Now, there's platform and there's the bouncy board.
20:13How do you decide?
20:14Bouncy board!
20:15The three metre.
20:16So, how do you decide which is for you?
20:18Uh, I think it depends.
20:20Honestly, my coach just told me to do platform.
20:22Originally, when I came back, I decided...
20:24I went up and told my coach, I was like, I'm doing three metre springboard, and he was
20:28like, absolutely not.
20:29Wow.
20:29You're going up.
20:30And I was like, oh, okay.
20:33Start climbing.
20:34Now, as well as the ten metre platform, you're also competing the ten metre synchronised.
20:38Mm-hm.
20:38With your partner, Millie Puckridge.
20:40Here's the two of you in Singapore.
20:41Difficulty, 2.0.
20:43It's hard.
20:44Two.
20:45Two.
20:46Three.
20:48Whoa.
20:49That was beautifully done.
20:51Now, indeed.
20:52Okay.
20:53Sharon, what are you saying to each other up there just before you jump?
20:57Oh, I'm just counting.
20:58So, I'm going, arms down, one, two, three, go.
21:01And then, and we're off.
21:03Oh, where you go.
21:03And...
21:03Yes, Kitty.
21:04Do you ever, like, go, one, two, three, and then hear a go.
21:07Wait.
21:07No, stop.
21:07I'm not ready.
21:10Sometimes.
21:12But not really.
21:13It happens more on springboard than it would on platform.
21:15Right.
21:15Absolutely.
21:16Yes, Sam.
21:16Springboard is also known as the bouncy board.
21:18Yeah, well.
21:19It's okay.
21:20Ellie, like many divers, you began as a gymnast.
21:23Yep.
21:24But you switched to diving at the age of 11.
21:27What made you swap the balance beam for the board?
21:30I think I just preferred it.
21:31I liked how you could do more flips in the air.
21:33I couldn't make as many on the floor.
21:35So, I mean, going off a 10 metre gives me a little bit more room.
21:38A few more options.
21:39Yeah.
21:39Some think you may have abandoned the gymnastics career a little early.
21:43Ellie, we found some footage of your first competition.
21:48That's cute.
21:52Oh, yeah.
21:55Extraordinary.
21:56How did you finish in that comp?
21:59I have absolutely no clue.
22:01Ellie, you know, at the same age, Lizzie and I were making iPhones.
22:06LAUGHTER
22:09Exactly.
22:09Exactly.
22:11Now, you're off to Stanford shortly.
22:13Yes.
22:14You're off to Stanford?
22:15Yeah, one of the most prestigious unis in the world.
22:17Wow.
22:17What are you going to be studying?
22:18Hopefully aerospace engineering.
22:20Wow.
22:20What?
22:23So, you are an underachiever, but you hope to be an astronaut?
22:28Yes.
22:28Well, that would be fun.
22:29Like Katy Perry.
22:31LAUGHTER
22:32Right on the money.
22:33Lizzie, Lizzie.
22:33Is that so you can do even more flicks?
22:36Yeah.
22:36Oh, wow.
22:37Go from all the way up there and just...
22:39Oh, I thought...
22:40Wow.
22:41All right.
22:41Ellie has kindly agreed to ask you five some questions.
22:44So, let's grab the cards and jump into it.
22:46Yes.
22:46Roger Federer announced he'll be doing what for the first time in three years?
22:51Oh, Lizzie.
22:52Supporting his wife's career.
22:54His...
22:54Oh!
22:56That's the answer we've got here, is it?
22:58No, I don't think so.
22:59That's a great detail on the couch.
23:00Thanks for playing, Lizzie.
23:01But, uh...
23:01Tony.
23:01His uncanny Borat.
23:04LAUGHTER
23:06What's he doing?
23:07Lizzie.
23:07He must be coming back.
23:08Is he playing tennis again?
23:10Yes.
23:10Playing tennis.
23:11Celebrity doubles match at Shanghai.
23:14Yeah.
23:14Points are yours, Lizzie.
23:15Next question, please.
23:16All right.
23:16Big day for pro surfer Molly Picklum.
23:19To actually have done that is incredible.
23:20It was definitely the best day of my life.
23:22What was the best day of Molly's life?
23:24Uh, Ed.
23:25Judging by that video, is she in the witness protection program?
23:29No.
23:30I'm not sure what was going on there.
23:31Lizzie.
23:31Cheap flights to Bali...
23:32With...
23:33That is more like it.
23:36That is more like it.
23:37That is more like it.
23:37Awesome Bali, but she did something career-wise very exciting.
23:41Kitty.
23:42She won, and I believe it's called the lipstick effect.
23:46There you go.
23:46Ooh!
23:46You got the first part right.
23:48Is that a...
23:49She won.
23:49She won.
23:51The Tahiti Pro.
23:52Yeah.
23:53Are you going to give Kitty the points for that?
23:55Yeah, sure.
23:56Oh, that's nice.
23:56I like your shirt, so...
23:58Thanks, mate.
24:00Back actor.
24:01Sam.
24:01I'm not sure that's relevant.
24:04This quiz master sets the rule.
24:06It's called the shirt effect.
24:09Next question, please.
24:10Which sports superstar posted this during the week?
24:14Uh...
24:15Tony.
24:16Greg Norman.
24:18Not for sure.
24:20Ed.
24:21This is crazy.
24:22Rinaldo proposed to his girlfriend.
24:24Yes, you are correct.
24:26Daddy.
24:26First name?
24:27Uh...
24:27Cristiano.
24:30Georgina Rodriguez.
24:32Georgina Rodriguez.
24:33That's...
24:33They met at a Coldplay concert, apparently.
24:36Ed, points are yours.
24:38Alright, we just got our first look at Timothee Chalamet's new film, Marty Supreme.
24:43What's he playing?
24:45Tony.
24:45A pizza.
24:48Is...
24:50The title's misleading.
24:52Lizzie.
24:53It's a ping pong player.
24:55But I've never seen one that looks like that.
24:57No.
24:59Maybe they'll do some make-up or some prosthetics or something.
25:02The answer is, of course, Ellie.
25:03A table tennis player.
25:04Ping pong table tennis.
25:05We will give you the points.
25:06Next question, please, Ellie.
25:07Tennis star Emma Raducanu caused a stir after she asked an umpire to do what?
25:13Sam.
25:14Pronounce her name.
25:15What?
25:16Amazing.
25:17You did well, Ellie.
25:19Kitty.
25:20Stick his line call up his arse.
25:23She might have been thinking that, but she was annoyed by something in the crowd.
25:27This is...
25:27You would have done this with me.
25:28Lizzie.
25:29Yeah, she asked the umpire to eject a baby from the crowd.
25:33Yes, with a t-shirt gun, just straight out of the stadium.
25:37Just like that.
25:38Answer?
25:38Correct.
25:39Correct indeed.
25:39And if you don't believe us, take a look.
25:41It's a child.
25:42Do you want me to send the child out of the stadium?
25:48And she did.
25:49Hey, we've got to take a break.
25:50Good luck in the States.
25:51And hopefully, fingers crossed, for LA in 2028.
25:54Would you please thank Ellie Cole?
26:09We're back.
26:10It's time to put each of our guests that's under the spotlight, one by one.
26:14Today marks the start of Book Week all around the country, and the return of this annual challenge.
26:21It's Book Week in the world.
26:23Thank you, indeed.
26:24Now, the rules are very simple.
26:26We'll ask each a book-themed question.
26:28You, hopefully, come up with the answer.
26:30The questions, please.
26:32We've got some Book Week.
26:33Oh, my goodness.
26:36You're so cute.
26:37Callum, thank you.
26:38You're so cute.
26:38It's Callum and Mabel.
26:40Give them a hand, folks.
26:41Thank you, everyone.
26:45So, Mabel, you're a witch.
26:49Wicked?
26:50Yeah.
26:51Wicked?
26:51Part one or part two?
26:53Part one.
26:54Because two's crap.
26:56Callum, what are you dressed as?
26:58As a fart.
26:59Thanks.
27:01I shouldn't have asked.
27:03Callum and Mabel, ladies and gentlemen.
27:04Thank you so much.
27:05Here we go.
27:06You may...
27:11Okay, it's Book Week, and Ed, let's start with you.
27:17Yui.
27:19Oh, that's fair.
27:20No.
27:21We're jumping into the world of celebrity-authored children's books.
27:24Oh.
27:25I think, as a seasoned writer yourself, you'd be very familiar with the boxes of these in
27:30your garage.
27:31Um...
27:33What's it called again?
27:34There's First Time for Everything, which I wrote with my wife, and then there's Daddy's
27:39Exploding Farty Shorts, which I wrote with my son.
27:41Yeah.
27:42And how many...
27:42If you can find one that's not signed by the author, they're worth a fortune.
27:47Anyway.
27:48No, they're not, Sam.
27:49They are available in all good service station bargain bins, as we speak.
27:53Free with a can of mother.
27:55We're talking celebrity authors, and they don't come any more celebrity than Lil Nas X, who
28:01wrote a book called C is for Something.
28:07Ed, any thoughts on what Lil Nas X would think C is for?
28:12See, this is almost impossible not to get cancelled for anything I say.
28:18Can I give you a bit of a run up?
28:21Give me something.
28:21A is for Adventure.
28:23Every day, a brand new start.
28:25Oh, yeah, yeah, I get this one.
28:27G is for Ghost Rider.
28:28Someone else did it for him.
28:29No, well, we're not getting it from G.
28:32B is for Boots.
28:34Whether you're big or small, short or tall.
28:37C is for...
28:39It's for Country.
28:41Ed.
28:41Oh, thank God.
28:43It's correct.
28:43Oh, my God.
28:46Ed.
28:49Oh, my God.
28:50D is for Do Not Buy.
28:51No, no.
28:52Ed, well done.
28:53C is for Country.
28:55Points are yours.
28:56All right.
28:56Hey, Tony, you're up next.
28:58Yes.
28:58Remember Where's Wally?
29:00Oh, that's unfair.
29:00Only Too Well.
29:03Well, Tony, Where's Wally got into some hot water back in the 1990s.
29:09There was outrage.
29:10There were calls for the book to be banned.
29:12They were ripped off library shelves.
29:14And later editions had to be amended after parents spotted what in that beach scene.
29:20Wow.
29:22I'll give you a clue.
29:23It's near the boy with the ice cream.
29:27I actually have the first Where's Wally book at home.
29:30And it's somewhere on my bookshelf.
29:31I just can't find it anywhere.
29:35But you've been asked over the journey.
29:37Who are your top three lookalikes that you've got in your life?
29:40Well, I do get Wally a lot.
29:41And I've been pitching a new film called Where's Wally Now?
29:44Where he's much older and bitterer.
29:46Suffering from agoraphobia.
29:50Here in crowds.
29:52Tony, of course, it's out of the US.
29:54So what outrages an American more than anything in a book?
29:58They don't like to see this.
29:59Oh, is there a nudist?
30:01Is it a nude beach?
30:02It's not a nude beach, but you're pretty close.
30:05Someone's just wearing the lolly bags, Tony Abbott style.
30:08Tony, oh, it's close, but unfortunately not.
30:11It's actually someone...
30:13Well, I don't know how to say this.
30:15You can see a nipple.
30:16Whoa!
30:17Oh, really?
30:18Going close there.
30:19Bang!
30:19Whoa!
30:21Wow!
30:22Where's Wally?
30:22A topless woman sunbathing with the exposed aforementioned nipple.
30:27Sorry, Tony.
30:28Sam.
30:28No, I was just going to say that's hot.
30:33All right.
30:33Kitty.
30:34Wow, that's huge.
30:34We are dusting off the shelves and reaching back into the archives
30:37for a classic edition of the early reader series Dick and Jane.
30:41Are you familiar with the Dick and Jane?
30:43You bet I am, yep.
30:44All right.
30:44Well, here we see Dick and Jane and friend Sally are outside playing
30:48in this tableau.
30:50And we see words like, see it go, look, said Dick.
30:52See it go, see it go up.
30:54And Jane said, oh, look, see it go, see it go up.
30:57Up, up.
30:58Lots of ups.
30:59Yep.
30:59What do you think the kids are playing with?
31:02Uh, the stock exchange?
31:06Or things simpler times, they're out in the backyard and, you know,
31:10it's airborne.
31:12Oh, I saw that documentary about the kid who was in the balloon
31:16that got...
31:17Oh.
31:18Yeah.
31:18Is it...
31:19You think it's a balloon?
31:20Is dad in the...
31:21No, it's not a balloon, but it's...
31:23It's not a balloon.
31:24You're close.
31:24One more swing.
31:25Umbrella, umbrella.
31:26There we go.
31:26They're playing with an umbrella...
31:28A ball?
31:29Can I steal?
31:29A Nerf gun?
31:31A steel?
31:32A steel?
31:33A steel?
31:34A steel.
31:34Here we go.
31:34Is it airborne?
31:35Yeah.
31:36Is it a virus?
31:36There you go.
31:39Is it AirAsia?
31:41Oh.
31:43Air...
31:44Asia.
31:45Just Asia.
31:46Yeah.
31:47Therefore it would be a...
31:49It's a plane.
31:50It's a plane.
31:52Look at that.
31:56It's a plane.
31:57It's a plane.
31:57See it go.
31:58See it go.
31:59See it go.
31:59Up, up, up.
32:01Lizzie, check out your delightfully quirky title of Australian children's chants and rhymes,
32:06Far Out, Brussels Sprout.
32:08Alright?
32:08I'm going to read a little verse and get you to fill in a missing word, but I have to
32:13qualify
32:13if this is dated.
32:15So it's...
32:15Don't...
32:16Please.
32:16It's...
32:17Unavailable.
32:18Yeah, it's questionable.
32:19I'm a little Dutch girl dressed in blue.
32:22These are the things that I must do.
32:24Salute to the captain.
32:25Courtsy to the queen.
32:27And show my...
32:28Oh.
32:29To the football team.
32:31Oh!
32:32It does sound like a football team chant.
32:36Yeah.
32:36It's got a touch of that.
32:37I want to say middle finger, but...
32:39Chants and rhymes, but like I'm saying, it's a little unsavoury.
32:42What do you think the little Dutch girl's going to show to the football team?
32:45Oh.
32:47Oh.
32:48Well, it's this action.
32:50Alright.
32:51Oh.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Oh.
32:54Titties.
32:54Titties.
32:56For the steel.
32:57For the steel.
32:58Is it titties?
32:59Titties.
32:59It's to all...
33:00Wow.
33:02I hate that I'm going to say this, Lizzie, but go a little lower.
33:07Oh, wow.
33:08Undies?
33:08Here we go.
33:09Oh.
33:10And show my knickers.
33:11Oh.
33:12Wow.
33:13To the football team.
33:14So, there you go.
33:16Racist, sexist and possibly illegal, but...
33:18Yeah.
33:19Lizzie, the points are yours.
33:21Well done.
33:21Oh, indeed.
33:22Alright.
33:23Alright.
33:25Sam.
33:26Let's bring Book Week home with another sort of celebrity authorship.
33:32This book was written not by a person, but by the band Guns N' Roses.
33:36And it takes its title from one of their more popular lyrics.
33:40I'll rule some out.
33:41It's not Welcome to the Jungle.
33:43It's not November Rain.
33:44What do you think it is?
33:46Guns N' Roses sat around and said, hey, forget about the music.
33:50Let's all...
33:52Let's all write a kid's book.
33:54You are insane.
33:56No, no, no.
33:57This is...
33:58This is probably their biggest banger.
34:01Their biggest hit.
34:02Hmm.
34:02You could be mine.
34:03Oh, that's good.
34:04But then they did also do...
34:06Oh, you ruled out Welcome to the Jungle, didn't you?
34:09Paradise City?
34:10No, but that's a good call.
34:11One more swing.
34:12It involves Firearms and Flowers.
34:15Firearms and Flowers?
34:16Oh, that's...
34:16Sorry, that's the band's name.
34:17Wow!
34:19You got that.
34:20You got that.
34:21You are the host and you're actively sabotaging my name.
34:24That was...
34:25I'm gonna...
34:26Maybe it's a kid's book, like Sweet...
34:28Sweet Child and...
34:28Is that...
34:29Oh, surely.
34:30I need to get the exact title.
34:32Oh, I'm not gonna give it to you.
34:35Sweet...
34:35Sweet Child O Mine.
34:37Oh, God.
34:37Sam Pang has got it.
34:39Sweet Child O Mine!
34:41Beautifully done, sir.
34:42And...
34:43All too soon, that brings us to the end of...
34:48Book Week.
34:49Back with more Have You Been Bay and Kitchen right after this.
34:52Come on!
35:04We're back.
35:05We're back.
35:05We're back.
35:05We're back.
35:06Hands on buzzers.
35:09Well, there were more revelations from Taylor Swift this week.
35:12I just, like, very dramatically hit the floor for real.
35:16Like, honestly just started...
35:18It's been a long time coming.
35:19Oh, my God.
35:20Balling my eyes out.
35:21What was she balling her eyes out of?
35:23Kitty.
35:24I think she was crying about how much she loves her fans,
35:27and I know that's not funny,
35:29but I've learned that you mustn't make fun of Taylor Swift
35:32or the Swifties come after you.
35:35Very safely delivered, Kitty.
35:38Actually, didn't relate to her fans.
35:41Um, it was Sam.
35:43She got the rights back to her masters,
35:46the masters of her songs.
35:47Regained ownership of her music.
35:49To Asia, where...
35:50South Korea's former first lady has been arrested on charges of...
35:53Ooh.
35:54Charges of...
35:55Kitty?
35:56Was she stalking that K-pop band?
35:59B...
36:00Now that's a band you want to be careful of.
36:02BLT she called.
36:04Now you're talking, Kitty.
36:06You...
36:06Now you're talking.
36:07That's...
36:08Now you're...
36:08Taylor Swift is nothing.
36:10B...
36:10BTS.
36:11Yes, them.
36:12BTS.
36:13She was not stalking the wonderful members
36:16of that extraordinary talented band.
36:19Uh...
36:20Uh, Lizzie?
36:20I think she was...
36:21She's corrupt, isn't she?
36:23Allegedly.
36:23Allegedly.
36:24Allegedly.
36:25Yeah, she's getting sent north, I think.
36:27Yeah, indeed.
36:27So, uh, she's...
36:28Her husband's already in jail for the same judge.
36:31Yeah.
36:31To a quiet scene in Nottinghamshire.
36:37All right, we'll stop it there and ask, what happened at 11am on Thursday?
36:42Sam?
36:44The...
36:44The news?
36:47Just before the news.
36:48Just before the news.
36:49It made the news.
36:50Cooling tower demolition.
36:52Ed?
36:52Down they go.
36:53Eight cooling towers decommissioned is the turn.
36:56Take a look.
36:57Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
36:59Whoa.
37:00To a viral press conference in the US.
37:04I'm sorry.
37:07Hmm.
37:08Oh, what made Aussie teenager Archie Wilson burst into tears?
37:12Tony?
37:12No fourth series of It Just Like That?
37:16I don't think...
37:17I don't think Archie's quite in that...
37:21He's upset.
37:22He watched last week's episode and he saw you doing that aura farming thing.
37:27He brought him to tears.
37:29Even I got home and burst into tears.
37:31No, something specific.
37:33He was asked something.
37:33He's over there playing footy.
37:35Sam?
37:36Whether he misses his family.
37:37Indeed.
37:37Ask me if I miss my family, Tom.
37:39Sam?
37:40Do you miss your family?
37:46He's playing football for the University of Nebraska.
37:50Well, there's been a lot of health-related stories this week
37:52which has inspired us to come up with a new segment.
37:55Yes, it's time for a dose of...
38:01Medical news.
38:03Oh.
38:05Sam?
38:06You should use that stethoscope to check this show.
38:10A little bit of medical fiend questions here.
38:14This is interesting.
38:15Doctors are urging teens to make sure they get their health advice from...
38:20Tony?
38:20Doogie Howser, FD.
38:23Why not?
38:26Kitty?
38:27TikTok?
38:28It's just quicker.
38:28It is.
38:29No, of course, it's the opposite.
38:31They're saying get your health advice...
38:34From doctors, not influencers.
38:36Not indeed.
38:36Doctors are saying that.
38:38Yes.
38:38That's a conflict of interest.
38:40Well...
38:41But they're basically saying avoid like your social media, you know, outliers.
38:45Queensland Premier David Christofulli was not happy this week.
38:49That's between me and my doctor.
38:50Same way as it is between you and yours.
38:51Wow.
38:52Wow.
38:52What's between him and his doctor?
38:55Lizzie?
38:55Really mean medical receptionist.
38:58Yeah, well, that's true.
38:59You've got to get in.
39:00You make the appointment, then you've got to run the gauntlet.
39:02Yes.
39:03But he's been asked something, I think, and he's not happy with what he's just been asked.
39:08Dan?
39:09Is it vaccine related?
39:10Yeah, I'll pay that, Sam.
39:11He was asked whether or not he got a flu shot.
39:13Because apparently Queensland vaccination rates are down there with...
39:16Dan, where are you at, vaccination-wise?
39:19Well, that's between me and my doctor.
39:21I don't know.
39:24Boxer Nikita Zhu stunned fans with this news.
39:27I have technically become a carnivore.
39:29You have?
39:30Cannibal.
39:31Cannibal.
39:31Cannibal, yeah.
39:32How do you feel?
39:34You know, it's actually like a superpower.
39:37I've become a cannibal, what's he talking about?
39:40Sam.
39:41I think he's eating the placenta of his...
39:46Opponents?
39:49The mother...
39:50I was going to say the mother of his child.
39:51I didn't know if they were married, but it's, you know, it's...
39:53Yeah.
39:54He's been snacking on his wife's placenta and breast milk.
39:57Take a look.
39:58Here we go.
39:58No, we don't have...
40:00Thank God.
40:02Sam, you are...
40:04Oh, there's concerning data on Aussie consumers.
40:07Only 7% of Australians eat the recommended amount of...
40:11Recommended amount of...
40:13Kitty?
40:13Placenta?
40:14No.
40:15I'm not encouraging that.
40:17It's Lizzie.
40:18Judging by the location, is it fruit?
40:21It is indeed fruit and vegetables.
40:23Oh, and all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
40:26Oh, no.
40:27Medical news.
40:29We've got to take a break.
40:30Back with our winner right after this.
40:46And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
40:50You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
40:52Yui.
40:53Start that clock.
40:54For the first time in 10 years, the people of Florida are now able to hunt what?
40:59Tony?
41:00Democrats.
41:01I think you're more in the...
41:05Lizzie?
41:05Crocodile?
41:06Yeah.
41:06Animals are correct.
41:07But no, it's...
41:08Kitty?
41:09Big bears.
41:10Yeah, black bears.
41:11Specifically, there must be a plague of it.
41:13Yes, Sam?
41:14When I'm hunting bears, I don't see colour.
41:17Thank you, Sam.
41:19Legally.
41:21Legally, only black bears.
41:22So good of you.
41:23The Reserve Bank finally did what everyone expected them to do last time.
41:27What was it?
41:29Lizzie?
41:30Podcasts.
41:31More time.
41:32We need to hear more about their decision making.
41:34Now, where are they, Sam?
41:36Reduced interest rates.
41:37Yes, by 0.25%.
41:38Tool, Weezer and Garbage.
41:41What Australian event are they all headlining?
41:44Kitty?
41:45Tool, Weezer and Garbage.
41:46Isn't that the new breakfast team on Tripoli?
41:50I'm going to touch Triple M Brisbane about it, doesn't it?
41:53It's not a breakfast team.
41:54Lizzie?
41:55I signed up for it.
41:56I think it's called Good Things.
41:58Yes.
41:58Yes.
41:59Very excited.
42:00You're a festival goer, Lizzie?
42:02Oh, wow.
42:02Yeah, did you see that?
42:03Lizzie played at Good Things Festival in Melbourne City, Brisbane.
42:06Aussie Netflix subscribers were not happy this week.
42:09What's happened?
42:10Sam?
42:11No, not happy.
42:13Fisk keeps coming up in recommended shows.
42:17Right, we get it.
42:18It's the algorithms.
42:19They know you like good comedy, don't they?
42:20New season out soon on Netflix.
42:22Oh, wow.
42:23Coming in August, in fact.
42:25Look forward to that.
42:25But in order to watch Fisk and other Netflix content, we're going to have to...
42:30Lizzie?
42:30You're going to have to pay more.
42:31Yes, they've...
42:32Worth it though.
42:33So worth it.
42:36Cadbury have recalled this popular chocolate over concerns it contains what?
42:41Tony?
42:42A ticket to a weird chocolate factory.
42:45Don't go there kids.
42:47Ed?
42:47It's got placenta in it, Tom.
42:53It's like...
42:54I'm going to have plastic.
42:55That's a good guess.
42:56It's always plastic.
42:57Pieces of plastic.
42:58Yes, Kitty.
42:59In its defence though, it still tastes good.
43:02Sam, you can have the points.
43:03Paramount have just spent 7.7 billion US on the rights for watch.
43:08Ed?
43:09Just another wonderful decision by all of the decision makers here at the Paramount Global
43:15Network.
43:15Congratulations on the UFC deal.
43:17What a wonderful idea.
43:19You're not going to get an ad with them.
43:21Well, not with that attitude, I'm not.
43:24Exciting week for Venus Williams.
43:26At 45, she's been given a wild card into what event?
43:30Uh, Lizzie?
43:32Menopause.
43:32Well...
43:33Australian.
43:34Possibly, but the event is?
43:36Oh, jeez.
43:38I'm going to do it.
43:39Uh, Sam.
43:40USO.
43:40Indeed.
43:41To be held at Hot Flushing Meadows.
43:43Wow!
43:45That's it.
43:46That's why we did that question.
43:48That's really good.
43:49He thought of that joke on Tuesday.
43:52I love that.
43:54I'm thrilled by that.
43:55Big weekend for the Wallabies.
43:56Oh, we're out of time.
43:58Let's check that final leaderboard.
43:59And our winner is Sam Pang.
44:07Congratulations, Crowley.
44:08Thanks to everyone who's been part of the show tonight.
44:10We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention when filming a mountain bike race.
44:14Here they come.
44:16Yeah, John!
44:17Oh, no.
44:18Oh!
44:19Jesus!
44:21What the ****?
44:22Good night, Australia.
44:23See you all next week.
44:24Hello again, TJ.
44:25Thank you!
44:28Thank you!
44:34What's the fear?
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