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00:01Previously on George and Mandy's First Married.
00:03I'm retired!
00:05I'm gonna be around all the time now.
00:09Are you bored already?
00:10I don't know, maybe.
00:11Well, why don't you go walk around the mall like an old person?
00:14I cannot wait until your daughter is mean to you.
00:18Garage organized, attic clean,
00:21planting bed planted.
00:26What have I done with my life?
00:34Get her down for a nap.
00:36Finally.
00:37God, I'm so ready for this no phase to be over.
00:40Hey, she didn't get it from me. I'm a yes man. Always have been.
00:44Really?
00:45Yes.
00:47So she got saying no from me?
00:50Let's see. Want to go have sex right now?
00:53God, I hate when you're smart.
00:55Hey, hey.
00:57You going grocery shopping?
00:58No, I'm around. Figured I'd lend a hand.
01:01So sweet you're two shopping together.
01:04Oh, you wouldn't believe how many types of turkey they have.
01:07Peppered, smoked, honey roasted, and where it all started.
01:11Plain.
01:13Did you check out the cereal a while?
01:14Captain Crunch, peanut butter Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries.
01:17It's a good time to be alive.
01:20It's so nice to have a big strong man to push my cards.
01:23Well, the wheels were a little wonky, but I fought through it.
01:27There's a couple more bags. You want to grab them?
01:29You got it, my little love buck?
01:34He's driving me crazy.
01:37You want to take this one?
01:38Not really. No.
01:40Oh, thanks, yes man.
01:42We spent two hours at that store because he had to go up and down every aisle.
01:46It's like taking a toddler to the zoo.
01:48I think he just wants to spend time with you.
01:51He follows me around the house. Now he's going with me on errands.
01:54You're lucky.
01:55I wish me and Mandy got to spend all day every day together.
01:58Seriously?
01:58I'm trying my best.
02:00That man needs a hobby.
02:02He's got the Mustang.
02:03Which he got running.
02:05Football?
02:05Which he makes me watch because I'm his lucky charm.
02:09Another great cereal.
02:11You know what we should do?
02:14Hit the Hallmark store.
02:16Buy all our greeting cards for the year.
02:42治療
02:47OK, do you want to use the potty before we go?
02:53No.
02:54Yeah, why would ya?
02:56You seen your mother?
02:58I think she had a hair appointment.
02:59Oh, I was gonna take her.
03:02Told her like three times.
03:04Well, she probably just got confused.
03:06You know us blondes.
03:09Yeah.
03:12Where are you off to?
03:14Mommy and me class.
03:15Oh, that sounds like fun.
03:19Mind if I tag along?
03:21To mommy and me?
03:23I got nothing going on.
03:24Oh, well, maybe you should find something.
03:27That you do.
03:29By yourself.
03:31Hey, if you don't want me to come, just say it.
03:34No, no, of course I want you to come.
03:35But we should check with Cece.
03:37Do you want Grandpa to come with us?
03:40No.
03:41Sorry.
03:49Hello.
03:50Hey.
03:51What you looking at?
03:53Bird on the neighbor's feeder.
03:55Oh, yeah.
03:56I love that one.
03:57You know what kind?
03:59No.
03:59I just call him Mr. Beekerton.
04:02All the time you spend staring out this window, you never thought to look it up?
04:06No.
04:06I just name them and make up stories about their lives.
04:09Mr. Beekerton has never been the same since the war.
04:13Morning.
04:14Hey.
04:15You know what kind of bird that is?
04:18I don't.
04:19But if you're interested, I think I've got a book around here somewhere.
04:22That's okay.
04:23So what do we got going on today?
04:25Don't move.
04:26I'll get it.
04:29Oh, it flew away.
04:30That red bird chased it off.
04:32Oh.
04:33Yeah.
04:33Mrs. Featherly has been a real bitch since she lost her job.
04:41I wish you wouldn't do that on the couch.
04:44What?
04:44Am I grown up?
04:45I can be careful.
04:47Says the woman who accidentally got knocked up.
04:51That was different.
04:52I was drunk.
04:56Hey.
04:56Hey.
04:57Where you been?
04:59I was just walking around the neighborhood.
05:01With binoculars?
05:03No, your mother gave me this bird book.
05:05Thought I'd try it out.
05:06See anything interesting?
05:08Actually, yes.
05:09A couple blackbirds, a finch, some grackles.
05:12Oh, did you see any hummingbirds?
05:15February, please.
05:17Where are you going?
05:18There's a checklist in the back of this book.
05:21I'm gonna go make some checks.
05:24So, he's a weird bird guy now?
05:27He has a hobby and I had two hours to myself today.
05:30You keep your big mouth shut.
05:38There's one with blue feathers at the feeder.
05:40Rusty red throat, white belly?
05:42Yeah.
05:43Eastern blue bird.
05:44Checked him off right out the gate.
05:46Is it strange eating chicken now that you're all into birds?
05:50Hadn't thought about it.
05:52Nope.
05:55Is it true that dinosaurs are related to birds?
05:57Why?
05:59According to your ornithologists, yes, but I have my own theories.
06:07I'll get it.
06:13Oh.
06:13Hello, officer.
06:14Is everything okay?
06:15Just giving everybody a heads up.
06:17There's been a pervert spotted in the neighborhood with binoculars.
06:21Thank you so much for telling me this.
06:24You happy about it?
06:25No, no.
06:25No, of course not.
06:27Bye-bye now.
06:36Thanks.
06:37Welcome.
06:41This is nice.
06:43A couple guys hanging out, drinking beer, talking about what have you.
06:48Give it a rest.
06:48I know Mandy put you up to this.
06:51Look, she's just worried about you.
06:53I wasn't peeping.
06:55That bird was on a windowsill.
06:57If anything, it was the people.
06:59I know, it's just-
07:01I'm not a pervert.
07:04Other than the police, no one said you were.
07:08You're everyone pushing me to get a hobby?
07:10I got a hobby.
07:11You are without blame.
07:14Think I want to look at birds?
07:15I don't want to look at birds.
07:18Well, then why did you?
07:21Truth.
07:24I'm so bored, the highlight of my week is going to the grocery store.
07:28I actually gave that deli guy my phone number.
07:32So you made a friend?
07:33Yeah, well, he never called.
07:37Just didn't think I'd miss work this much.
07:40Really?
07:42Not all of it.
07:43Not the stress or the long hours, but it'd be nice to have something.
07:47You know, even part-time.
07:50Well, you could be a greeter at Walmart.
07:53Hello, welcome to Walmart.
07:56Hello, welcome to Walmart.
07:59I don't know.
08:01I'd rather work somewhere I could really contribute.
08:06I didn't even do it for free.
08:10Hey, that stuffed bird up there, what kind is that?
08:15A duck.
08:20Hey, how'd it go?
08:22Kind of awkward, actually.
08:24He started hinting at coming back to the store part-time.
08:27Well, that's a great idea.
08:29It'll get him out of the house and women in the neighborhood can open their curtains again.
08:35It's a terrible idea.
08:37Why? He knows the business and you need the help.
08:40He was my boss.
08:41It'll be weird telling him what to do.
08:43Oh, my mom and I do it all the time.
08:45You'll love it.
08:47Plus, it'll be uncomfortable for him having to be an employee at a place he used to own.
08:52I know it'll take some getting used to, but he really needs this.
08:57Um, I'll talk to Reuben.
08:59You're the best.
09:01I'm only the best when I do what you want.
09:03The system works.
09:09Hey, I need to ask you something.
09:11Okay.
09:12Feel free to say no.
09:13That's how I'm leaning.
09:16Mr. McAllister wants to come back part-time.
09:19Great. Love that guy.
09:21So, is that a no?
09:24Why would it be?
09:25You want a lot of money?
09:27No.
09:28So, what's the problem?
09:30Well, it's gonna make me uncomfortable.
09:32Still not seeing a downside.
09:34Please, Reuben, for me, just say no.
09:36Hey, don't make me the bad guy.
09:38If you don't want your father-in-law here, sack up and tell him.
09:41I got no problem with that.
09:43Okay, then.
09:45It's my wife I don't want to tell.
09:51Hey.
09:52Hi.
09:53You got a minute?
09:55I'm pretty busy.
09:58I was thinking about finding a new hobby.
10:01Great.
10:03Something we could do together.
10:04Great.
10:06Maybe ballroom dancing?
10:08Fun.
10:10Or fly fishing?
10:11Fun.
10:14Hey.
10:15Hey.
10:15Hi.
10:18Mr. McAllister, me and Reuben were talking.
10:21How would you feel about helping out part-time at the store?
10:24He'll do it.
10:32Keep in mind, it's Georgie's store now.
10:35I know.
10:35Even if you disagree, you just do what he says.
10:38Yeah, I'll live with you. I know how this works.
10:40He's doing this for free, so show some appreciation.
10:44I'm letting him do this. Maybe he should show some appreciation.
10:47You mean like letting us live here?
10:49If you're gonna win every time, I am done arguing with you.
10:53Just remember, he's doing you a favor.
10:56Don't you mean he's doing you a favor?
10:58A favor is being done.
11:00Okay, don't forget, he used to be the boss.
11:03I know.
11:04So this might be hard for him, so go easy.
11:07What if it's hard for me?
11:09Oh, sweetheart.
11:11Suck it up.
11:15Morning.
11:16Morning.
11:17Aw, look who's all dressed up for school.
11:20Bored you some coffee, boss.
11:22Please don't call me boss.
11:24Georgie's fine.
11:25Georgie!
11:26Got it.
11:27Carpool or two cars?
11:28Two cars.
11:30Maybe you can pick up some donuts on the way in.
11:32Sure.
11:33Oh, don't ask him to do that.
11:35No, it's fine. He doesn't mind.
11:37It's demeaning.
11:39It's part of the job.
11:41No, Georgie can get the donuts.
11:43Your father is perfectly capable of getting the donuts.
11:47Hey, Georgie's in charge.
11:49I'm getting the donuts, you go to work. Got it?
11:51Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
11:55Hey, Mr. McAllister, it's good to have you back.
11:58Thanks, Reuben.
11:59And please, call me Jim.
12:02Cool.
12:03And moving forward, you can call me Mr. Alvarez.
12:08Reuben's also a good fallback.
12:11So, where do you want me?
12:13Garage? Behind the counter?
12:15I could fix your display up front.
12:16I just set that up.
12:18And it looks great.
12:24Mom?
12:25In here.
12:26What are you doing?
12:28Enjoying a little me time.
12:34Welcome.
12:36Really? In the middle of the day?
12:39Yeah.
12:41Top me off.
12:44Oh, I see this is working out for you.
12:47It is.
12:48It really is.
12:51We did the right thing, didn't we?
12:54Getting Dad back to work?
12:55Hmm.
12:56Let me think about it.
13:02Yeah.
13:04I think Georgie was a little reluctant.
13:06I kind of bullied him into it.
13:08Oh, honey, it's not bullying when you do it to your husband.
13:12What would you call it?
13:14Foreplay.
13:22We stuck the brake pads for you.
13:24Thanks.
13:25And while I was back there, I updated your inventory.
13:28You didn't have to do that.
13:30It's my pleasure.
13:31No, you really didn't have to do that.
13:32It's all on the computer now.
13:34Oh.
13:36We just scan it with this and the computer orders more when we get low.
13:39I didn't realize I was working at Star Wars.
13:43It's actually saved us a lot of time.
13:45I can show you how it works.
13:47Always happy to pick up a new skill.
13:49Okay, so it's pretty simple.
13:52You click here to open the inventory program.
14:00What's happening?
14:01It's opening the program.
14:05Saving time already.
14:08There we go.
14:10Then you want to click File, Input, New Item.
14:14Whoa, whoa, slow down.
14:16Sorry.
14:16Where do you want me to go back to?
14:18Pen and paper.
14:20This is easy.
14:21You'll get it.
14:23Where were we?
14:24New Item.
14:25No, actually that was New, Then Item.
14:28Unless it's an existing item, then you don't go to New, you go to Add.
14:31Then select Scan, and fire away.
14:35Wow.
14:36It's like living in the future.
14:38Here.
14:38Have a seat.
14:39Give it a try.
14:41You sure?
14:41Yeah, relax.
14:42You can't hurt it.
14:48File.
14:49Click.
14:51Input.
14:53Click.
14:56Starting to miss birds.
15:02Well, it's good to see you, Jim.
15:04Good to see you too.
15:05I thought you was dead.
15:09No, just retired.
15:10I sent flowers.
15:12Really?
15:14I didn't get them.
15:16Well, you were dead.
15:17I gave them to Mandy.
15:19You know, this place ain't been the same since you left.
15:23Oh, that ain't true when you know it.
15:25You know, when you was in charge, the customer was always right.
15:33He's a nice fella.
15:34We got a problem.
15:35What's going on?
15:36Somebody deleted the entire inventory.
15:42Who?
15:48Oh, man.
15:49It's all gone.
15:51We're gonna have to re-enter everything.
15:52What did you do?
15:54I don't know.
15:55You said I couldn't hurt it.
15:56Why would you tell them that?
15:58I thought if I couldn't screw it up, it was idiot proof.
16:01Hey.
16:02I knew this was a bad idea.
16:04Well, then why'd you ask me to come in?
16:06Why do you think?
16:08Your daughter made me.
16:10That's it.
16:11I'm gone.
16:17Well, now I feel terrible.
16:19Me too.
16:20Well, at least you don't have to go home and see him tonight.
16:23That helps. Thanks.
16:32Hey, Dad, a morning dog.
16:33Nobody cares.
16:36Still gonna name him.
16:38One day.
16:40You couldn't make it one day.
16:42Not my fault.
16:43My boss is a dick.
16:45Hey, you're the one who screwed up.
16:4830 years I ran that place.
16:49Never had a problem with the inventory.
16:51Well, computer worked fine until you got your mitts on it.
16:54Those flowers are for my funeral.
16:58You know, I don't care who screwed up, but you two are gonna shake hands and fix this,
17:02because I need you out of the house at least four days a week.
17:06Four?
17:07Fine, five.
17:08I'm going with Trent Armstrong.
17:11There's a bird you don't mess with.
17:14Georgie, please.
17:19I'm sorry for what I said.
17:22Thanks.
17:23I really do appreciate you trying to help us out.
17:27Yeah, well, you know, there's an introduction to computer class over at the library.
17:30I was thinking maybe I'd sign up.
17:33That'd be great.
17:34Oh, if this one can learn how, I'm sure you can.
17:37True.
17:38Yeah, I taught him it was brutal.
17:39What's a function key?
17:40Why is the space bar so big?
17:43I am right here.
17:45So, it's all settled.
17:47You two are gonna go back into the store tomorrow and figure out how to work together.
17:51That may not be true.
17:52I'm not asking.
18:21No problem.
18:23Boy.
18:24Are there a couple different parts you want?
18:24What other films do you do?
18:25Please put your etiquette back.
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