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00:09Tonight, join Lloyd Langford, Melanie Bracewell, Tommy Little, Ron Lewis and Sam Payne.
00:17As we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, special guest host, Ed Cavalli.
00:29Good evening, Australia. I'm Ed Cavalli, filling in for Tom Glyse.
00:33Now, this is the prize I got for coming last on The Amazing Race.
00:36Great to have your company as we once again dissect the news of the week.
00:40And we've gathered five experienced news hounds to do the dissecting.
00:43Soon to be seen on Talkin' About Your Gen right here on 10, it's Tommy Little.
00:50She's just released her YouTube special, Who's Talkin'? We know who. It's Bron Lewis.
00:57The man with the biggest CD collection in Australia, it's Lloyd Langford.
01:03Netballing comedian and co-host of The Cheap Seats, it's Melanie Bracewell.
01:09And, of course, bringing up the rear, it's Mr Sam Payne.
01:17Tommy, welcome. Lovely to have you. The first time on the show this year.
01:20And you've recently done the Big Five Marathon in South Africa.
01:24Have a look at this. Jeez Louise.
01:27Mate, how did it go? It looked pretty tough.
01:30Oh, there was like 23 k's of it was in soft sand.
01:33It was in searing heat. There was wild animals everywhere.
01:36Honestly, most people would have struggled, but I found it pretty easy.
01:40OK. I thought you might say that.
01:42So how do you explain this?
01:45Oh.
01:47Oh, yeah, sorry.
01:48That's right.
01:48I ended up in a hospital bed on an IV drip.
01:51Oh, my God.
01:52There was two 70-year-olds manning that hospital bed, right?
01:56And they were Germans, and they took four times to get a needle in me.
02:00At one time, they put it in my hand, and my hand just started filling up with fluid.
02:04And they were like, oh, is it not right?
02:08And then finally, when they got it in the fourth time, they said, and now we wait.
02:15And I said, what do we wait for?
02:17And they go, the ambos.
02:20And I said, if you're not ambos, who are you?
02:23And they go, we are volunteers.
02:26And then when I looked at them shop, they just went, ah, a bit of fun.
02:31Stan?
02:32I just wanted to clarify, you know, because you're the host tonight.
02:35Are you allowing accents tonight?
02:38Am I ever.
02:40Ed said before the show, as long as they're really bad, and I said, don't worry, Ed, I got you.
02:44Yeah.
02:46Welcome, Mel.
02:47Now, I know you like to do some strange things in your life, but what on earth is going on
02:52here?
02:54Oh, look at your letters, stickers.
02:57Well, I work at Channel 10, so that's making ends meet.
03:03No, I did a corporate for, like, an accounting software.
03:08Yeah, I know.
03:10I've become a completely corporate sellout, or as we call it in the business, doing an Ed Cavill.
03:16So, I'm excited.
03:20Lloydie, lovely to see you, Lloyd.
03:23And this interesting image popped up on socials recently.
03:27Can you explain, young man?
03:28Yeah, I just thought I would embrace some Australian culture.
03:32And I found this giant canister of nitrous oxide, and I'd never done it before, so I thought,
03:41maybe I'll start with that.
03:43Mike, I've never thought you mean, obviously, making cream puffs.
03:47Making.
03:48Of course.
03:49No, sure you mean doing Nank.
03:50No!
03:51No, no.
03:53No one means that.
03:54Because when I do them, my voice...
03:55No, no, no.
03:57You've got an IV.
03:57All right, so, um...
03:59I'm a volunteer.
04:00I've just posted that up for a laugh, and no people are calling me Lord Nungford.
04:09All right, this is a family show.
04:11I think we'll leave it there and get started.
04:14Hands on buzzers.
04:16Let's kick off with news from home, and...
04:19Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has finally spoken to...
04:22Spoken to who?
04:24Tommy.
04:25Uh, the doctors of Turkey, and he's going to get hair, tits and teeth.
04:30No.
04:31Sammy?
04:32It's Peter Dutton, and he's finally conceded.
04:35Is that right?
04:37No.
04:38Who's he got?
04:38Lloydy?
04:39He's finally spoken to all of Barnaby Joyce's children.
04:43Let's question, Mel.
04:45Uh, I think it's Donald Trump.
04:47Correct.
04:47They had a chat.
04:47They had a chat.
04:48President Trump, 10 points.
04:50Deputy PM Richard Marles and Penny Wong were in Japan this week to discuss what?
04:55Mel?
04:56The new human centipede.
04:57Oh.
04:59LAUGHTER
05:01Lloyd?
05:02How'd you get superglue off your hands?
05:05LAUGHTER
05:05No.
05:06No.
05:07Bronny?
05:07Um, it was a convention for weak chins.
05:11LAUGHTER
05:19Uh, Sam.
05:20Is that on the card?
05:21It's not, no.
05:22It's shocking.
05:23I'm going to go with, um, security.
05:26Security and foreign policy.
05:28Hey, can I just stop you?
05:30Before the show...
05:31Please.
05:31I just want to...
05:31I asked Melanie Braceful, just as a, you know, bit of smolt...
05:34Bit of small talk.
05:35Yeah, yeah.
05:36Hey, what'd you do last night, Mel?
05:37Gotcha.
05:37Your reply?
05:39I rode a mechanical bull.
05:41LAUGHTER
05:43What?
05:43Is that the best answer ever?
05:45How?
05:45Why?
05:46Why?
05:46Where?
05:47How do I get these corporates?
05:49LAUGHTER
05:51All right, we'll come back to that.
05:53Senators Pauline Hanson and Jacinta Price caused a stir.
05:56Both defying the rules of Parliament, standing up and making speeches while covering themselves
06:01in...
06:02Covering themselves in what?
06:04Oi.
06:05White pointy hoods?
06:07LAUGHTER
06:12No.
06:13Mel?
06:14It was more offensive.
06:15Lynx Africa.
06:17LAUGHTER
06:18No.
06:19Was it the Australian flag?
06:20It was.
06:20I know this was Bobcatter had the Lebanese one.
06:22Of course it is.
06:24LAUGHTER
06:26APPLAUSE
06:28Moving on.
06:29This was big news.
06:30It's being called the largest class action settlement in Australian history.
06:35Hmm, what is it?
06:37Lady, is it your protein powder?
06:39Shut up.
06:40LAUGHTER
06:41Shut up.
06:42Shut up.
06:43Mel, Mel, Mel's got something she'd like to say to you on behalf of the whole panel.
06:47I just don't think you're allowed to say shut up.
06:49Sorry.
06:52I'm taking names.
06:53No, go on, what is it, Sam?
06:55It's the class action about the, you know, the debt, the RoboCop debt or whatever.
06:59Not RoboCop.
07:00Robo...
07:00Robo...
07:01Sammy, I'm going to give it to you.
07:03Robo-debt victims are getting a further $475 million in compensation.
07:08So not RoboCop.
07:10LAUGHTER
07:11No, sorry about that.
07:12Huge day in China on Wednesday.
07:14MUSIC
07:23What occasion is President Xi Jinping marking?
07:26Bronny.
07:26That's a rap battle.
07:28LAUGHTER
07:29Yes.
07:32Bronny.
07:33How good is it when your friend gets a car with a sunroof?
07:36Oh, yeah, it's so good.
07:37It's so good.
07:39You know they'd be like,
07:40Oi, Oi, Xi, get down.
07:43Of course.
07:44Gee, I just got my pee plates.
07:46And thank you for doing that accent.
07:48All right.
07:50No, Sam.
07:52Fine, I'll take this one.
07:54Um, it's the anniversary of the first time an Asian person was accused of being a bad driver.
08:03And they're just taking it very slowly, very slowly.
08:08Lloyd, I think it's the end of the Second World War, the 80th anniversary.
08:13Yeah, Victory Day Parade, 80th anniversary of Japan's WW2 surrender.
08:18To breaking news on Friday.
08:19One of the biggest names in the fashion world has died.
08:23Known for his elegance, innovation and timeless style.
08:26Is being remembered as the king of Italian fashion.
08:30Oh, they speak, of course, of...
08:31Mel.
08:32Luigi Taro Cash.
08:35LAUGHTER
08:39Once again, that's another accent.
08:41I know, I did, I did.
08:42I just did the head.
08:44I didn't do the voice.
08:45Germany, Italy.
08:46It's not a bad list.
08:47Tommy.
08:47This one's just for Pange.
08:49Yeah.
08:49Fabio.
08:49OK.
08:51I can't believe it's not Fabio.
08:54No.
08:55Incorrect.
08:56Next speaker, Bronny.
08:57It was Giorgio Armani.
08:58It was Giorgio Armani.
09:00Holy hell, he's...
09:02LAUGHTER
09:03He has passed.
09:04He looks like a handbag.
09:06Ooh, busy week at the Vatican.
09:09CHEERING
09:12All right, what's going on there?
09:14Mel.
09:15It's not a very protective helmet.
09:18LAUGHTER
09:21No.
09:22Yeah, Tommy.
09:23Controversially, join the Hell's Angels legend.
09:26LAUGHTER
09:29It's the father, the son and the Harley spirit.
09:32Wow.
09:33That's good.
09:34No points, but that is great.
09:36Uh, Sam.
09:37No, hello.
09:39Sorry, you, uh...
09:41All the foreign people look the same.
09:43Yeah, that's right.
09:44LAUGHTER
09:45Uh, Lloyd.
09:46I think they're called, like,
09:48bikers for Jesus or something,
09:49or they gave the poor a motorbike.
09:52100% correct.
09:52Pope Leo was gifted a motorcycle
09:54from the Jesus bikers.
09:56We've got to take a break.
09:57Back with more.
09:58Have you been paying attention?
10:00APPLAUSE
10:04APPLAUSE
10:05APPLAUSE
10:06APPLAUSE
10:09APPLAUSE
10:11APPLAUSE
10:11APPLAUSE
10:11APPLAUSE
10:13In a hot mic moment,
10:15President Xi and Vladimir Putin were caught...
10:18..discussing how they could live forever.
10:20So the big question is whether...
10:22This is something that...
10:23The Trump would love to get in on you.
10:25The technology that's involved...
10:26..does not stop at just Botox.
10:28There's rather...
10:29Organ transplants,
10:30as well as critical minerals and summons...
10:32No, no, no.
10:33LAUGHTER
10:33God help us.
10:34APPLAUSE
10:38APPLAUSE
10:38We're back, you're watching
10:39Have You Been Paying Attention?
10:41Uh, now, just before we return to questions,
10:45Lloydie, I see you've been in Noosa recently.
10:48Oh.
10:49Yes.
10:49Look at you.
10:50We turned up in the same outfit,
10:52so I quickly got out of my sundress
10:54and put that t-shirt in.
10:56And looks different.
10:58LAUGHTER
10:59You've got to keep things fresh, you know.
11:01Oh, yeah.
11:01I've never seen a man look more uncomfortable at a beach.
11:05LAUGHTER
11:05You look four years old.
11:08LAUGHTER
11:08Somehow you look 80 and 8.
11:10Yeah.
11:11LAUGHTER
11:11Lloyd, who is that woman?
11:13She runs a, uh, website.
11:17Um...
11:20No more.
11:21That's it, mate.
11:22No worries.
11:23Ah...
11:23Say no more!
11:26I thought it was going to be sketchy, Lloyd,
11:27but you really...
11:29You really covered it up well.
11:30LAUGHTER
11:31All right, let's get back to some questions,
11:33hands-on buzzers.
11:34This is interesting.
11:36The top 10 names that are least likely to secure a job
11:39have been revealed.
11:40What's the number one name?
11:43Now...
11:43Peter Dutton.
11:44LAUGHTER
11:46Lloyd.
11:47Adolf bin Laden.
11:49LAUGHTER
11:51APPLAUSE
11:55Tommy, I hope you're about to do the accent
11:57of Adolf bin Laden.
12:00Don't...
12:02What is the name, Tommy?
12:03I weirdly think it's Rita.
12:05You are weirdly correct.
12:06That's my...that's my middle name.
12:08That's your middle name?
12:09Have you ever used it in a job application?
12:11Well, I won't anymore.
12:12OK.
12:13After tonight, by the way, it might be Ed.
12:15Shut up.
12:18You can't, man.
12:20Right.
12:21I'll have myself.
12:22It's the last one we'll do.
12:23Here we go.
12:24This is exciting.
12:25I think we have a special video quiz master,
12:29Bindi Irwin, standing by.
12:31G'day, Bindi.
12:31G'day, guys.
12:32I wanted to pop on here
12:34and share a little bit of a life update with you.
12:36We have officially moved to...
12:38Oh, moved to...
12:40Tommy.
12:41Poaching?
12:46No.
12:47Definitely not, Mel.
12:49I think it's the traditional spot for a Bindi,
12:50I think, in the middle of the forehand.
12:56No.
12:56Run.
12:57No, they've moved to Florida.
12:58Have they?
12:59Well, you're close.
12:59It's in that country.
13:01Give me that.
13:01America.
13:05Do United States off.
13:08Give me this.
13:09They have moved to America.
13:15God, no.
13:17Yes.
13:21Yes.
13:24Yes, Lloyd.
13:25They moved to Los Angeles.
13:26He's got it.
13:27Oh, no.
13:27Let's see if you're right.
13:29Los Angeles.
13:30Not forever.
13:31Just for the next three months,
13:33Australia Zoo will always be home.
13:35You got it, Lloydy.
13:36LA to...
13:36And halfway through Seg 2,
13:38we've already broken you.
13:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:41So I was back in the pool.
13:42Is it moving if it's only three months?
13:45No.
13:45That's a holiday.
13:47All right, here we go.
13:48To a bizarre moment at the US Senate.
13:50This is what you could end up looking like
13:55if you eat.
13:58If you eat, Ron.
14:00It's protein powder.
14:04Oh, no.
14:05Yeah, Mel.
14:06Those little silica gel packets.
14:08Oh.
14:12No, yeah, but we had it on the show
14:13a little while ago.
14:15Yeah, Mel, go on.
14:15This is like radioactive shrimp or something.
14:18You got it.
14:18Radioactive shrimp,
14:19which were recently recalled from US stores.
14:22One of my kids came out looking like that.
14:26All right, it's time to look at all things A-list.
14:37And tonight's showbiz segment
14:38is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
14:41It's a bit rock and roll.
14:43Oh, God.
14:50Here we go.
14:51Showbiz.
14:51Oh, Bluey made a huge announcement on Friday.
14:55Tommy.
14:56Black and whitey for colourblind kids.
15:01That's hot.
15:02No, Ron.
15:03I know this.
15:03As a mother, I know it.
15:04She's getting dis-sexed.
15:07That's incorrect yet, Bluey.
15:08Yes, Lloydy.
15:09There's a movie coming out in two years or 14 years
15:13if you're a dog.
15:17Yeah, 10 points to release date of the Bluey movie.
15:20I believe we have some special video quiz masters
15:23standing by.
15:24Hi, everyone.
15:25I'm Maria Bakalova.
15:26I'm Danielle Brooks.
15:27I guess I must be Natasha Lyonne.
15:29Anyway, we're here from the new animated movie,
15:32The Bad Guys 2.
15:33Now, you see, in the film,
15:34The Bad Guys team up with us,
15:36an all-female crew from one last heist.
15:39What's our group's name?
15:41Hmm.
15:42What's the name of their group, Lloyd?
15:45It's either the biologists or the physicists,
15:47because I'm not seeing any chemistry.
15:55No.
15:56Sam, they're called The Bad Girls.
15:59Oh, well...
16:00It's the same website that Lloyd...
16:03LAUGHTER
16:06Let's move on swiftly and see if you're right.
16:10The Bad Girls.
16:11Jesus Christ.
16:13Give it another go, ladies.
16:14What's this?
16:15Mel.
16:16They did.
16:17OK, so...
16:18Emotional moment for Dwayne The Rock Johnson in Venice.
16:21Oh, no.
16:26Oh, what's brought him to tears?
16:27Mel.
16:28Just got beaten by the paper.
16:31LAUGHTER
16:37No, Tommy.
16:39I think he just had to smell one of his own protein farts.
16:43LAUGHTER
16:45It's a big moment for him, Lloydy.
16:47His movie got a stunning ovation.
16:49Yeah, ten points, Lloydy.
16:50It was a 15-minute ovation for his...
16:52A 15-minute standing ovation?
16:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:55That seems long.
16:56Yeah, it's almost like not a standing ovation,
16:58more like they're just happy it's over.
17:00LAUGHTER
17:01For his new film, The Smashing Machine,
17:03at the Venice Film Festival.
17:05Oh, I believe we have some very special video.
17:08Quizmasters standing by.
17:09Hi, everyone, I'm Kate McKinnon.
17:11And I'm Zoe Chow.
17:12And I'm Shita Gatwa from Searchlight's new film, The Roses.
17:15OK, so, guys, the question is,
17:18The Roses is an adaptation of what famous 1980s movie?
17:24OK, what...
17:25What famous 1980s movie is The Roses based on them?
17:29Is it, um, In the Name of the Rose?
17:32Jesus.
17:34LAUGHTER
17:34No, no, no, we're going to deal with the silence here.
17:38I'll defend it.
17:40Explain to everyone what In the Name of the Rose is.
17:45It's a thriller set in a 14th-century Italian monastery
17:49where Sean Connery played a Franciscan monk.
17:52LAUGHTER
17:55And is deserving of another look.
17:59LAUGHTER
18:01Uh, Bron.
18:02Is it The War on the Roses?
18:04Oh, let's see if you're right.
18:06And the answer is...
18:09What's happening?
18:10The War on the Roses.
18:12THEY WERE WAY MORE FUN THAN THOSE THREE.
18:14WERE THEY?
18:15No.
18:16Oh, the Goggle Boxers weren't happy.
18:19THEY'RE BULLSHIT!
18:20WHY?
18:21WHY?
18:22WHY?
18:22NUTTY!
18:23Oh, gross.
18:24Oh, what were they watching?
18:26Lloydy.
18:27Bad Guys 2?
18:28LAUGHTER
18:30LAUGHTER
18:32LAUGHTER
18:33LAUGHTER
18:33Sammy.
18:34You know, Mel's segment on the cheap set,
18:36Across the Ditch?
18:38LAUGHTER
18:41Is that your first accent for the evening, young man?
18:43I believe it was.
18:46He's on the board.
18:49He's on the board.
18:50LAUGHTER
18:51LAUGHTER
18:52Uh, no, what were they watching?
18:53Goggle Boxers not happy.
18:54Big show.
18:55Yeah, Mel?
18:56Uh, Goggle Box.
18:58LAUGHTER
18:58I did say big show, so...
19:01LAUGHTER
19:01Oh, it's a reveal.
19:03Tommy?
19:03It was the, uh, room...
19:05The block.
19:05Yeah, mate, I'll give it to you.
19:07The block.
19:07Living room reveals.
19:09We've got to take a break.
19:10Back with our special guest, Quizmaster,
19:11right after this.
19:14APPLAUSE
19:15MUSIC
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19:24MUSIC
19:24MUSIC
19:25MUSIC
19:25MUSIC
19:25MUSIC
19:26MUSIC
19:26We're back, you're watching
19:27Have You Been Paying Attention?
19:29And it's time to meet our special guest, Quizmaster.
19:33She's one of Australia's most loved music journalists
19:35and broadcasters, the voice of Double J,
19:37creator of the Take 5 podcast and TV series
19:40and this year, celebrating 20 years at Triple J.
19:44Please say hello to Zen Rowe.
19:50How are you going?
19:51I feel very old.
19:52You're not very old.
19:53Not at all.
19:54No, first things first, congratulations.
19:5620 years on the airwaves.
19:58Amazing.
20:00Double J, uh, podcasting.
20:03We've got a little, uh, a little celebration
20:04in the studio there.
20:06Incredible.
20:06Yes, I inhaled all of the healing in the nose
20:09and then did my show sounding a lot different.
20:11Do you remember the...
20:11Zen Rowe.
20:13LAUGHTER
20:15I mean, that's how we do it at the ABC.
20:18Now, Take 5, you've sat down with some of the biggest names
20:20in the biz.
20:21We are talking Paul McCartney.
20:22We're talking Kylie Minogue.
20:24Noel Gallagher.
20:25Lloyd Langford.
20:26Oh.
20:27LAUGHTER
20:28Jeez, that dropped off a quiz.
20:30LAUGHTER
20:31Hang on, has he, has Lloyd done it?
20:33Has Lloyd done it?
20:33Lloyd and Anne did a Take 5 together
20:35in the thick of lockdowns
20:38and let's just say it was a loose conversation.
20:41LAUGHTER
20:41Oh, there they are, there they are on Zoom.
20:43Lloyd, what do you remember of your experience?
20:45I remember recommending a Lee Scratch Perry dub track
20:49that then you had to try and find.
20:51Yes.
20:51And you weren't happy about.
20:52You looked like...
20:53No, it was great.
20:54I mean, I feel like you were showing your, um,
20:56your musical smarts by really making us hunt for something.
20:58Your camera looks like it's on a doorbell.
21:02LAUGHTER
21:07She wouldn't let me in the hole.
21:10Wow, now, we're getting back to the big names.
21:13They're Robbie Williams.
21:13Now, do you ever get nervous when you're about to, you know,
21:15speak to someone that massive?
21:16Yeah, I mean, Robbie's a charmer.
21:18Anybody who knows Robbie and has met him
21:20knows he's an absolute charm agent.
21:21Did you see what you did there, Sam?
21:22That's...
21:23Anyone that knows Robbie.
21:24LAUGHTER
21:25That's good.
21:26Well, he's basically Australian, isn't he?
21:27But, um, no, I think that most people
21:29who have been in the business for a long time
21:30are in the business
21:31because they know how to act in the business.
21:34They are good people.
21:35But musicians are often, like, trying to be cool, aren't they?
21:37No, they've survived because they're nice people.
21:39Sam, you know, they're very impressive names.
21:41You know, recently, uh, Ed, uh, emceed a breakfast
21:45for Essendon Fields Shopping Centre.
21:46Oh, huge!
21:48LAUGHTER
21:49You know what?
21:52You just...
21:53As someone who was born in Brandon Essendon,
21:55that is a huge coup.
21:56Are you from Essendon?
21:56I'm from Essendon.
21:57Mate, there is the sickest DFO out there.
22:00LAUGHTER
22:01And he's still getting paid.
22:04Yes, I am.
22:05And anyone who knows Essendon Fields Shopping Centre.
22:09See, Mel, you're getting good at this corporate gear.
22:11I'm impressed.
22:12Now, season four of the hit TV series, Take Five,
22:16is about to hit our screens.
22:18And not only you host it, you created it, you write it,
22:21and it is...
22:22This is a huge line-up.
22:22What about Mr Kevin Bacon in the house?
22:24Thank you very much.
22:26Wow.
22:26Give us a little Kevin Bacon tidbit.
22:29Um, I swore loudly when the email came through saying Kevin is interested
22:32in doing Take Five.
22:33Wow.
22:34Uh, he's a lovely guy.
22:35Like, he sings to his goats.
22:37He's got a farm in Connecticut.
22:38If you follow him, like, five million other people do on social media,
22:41you know he loves music.
22:43And him and his wife, Keira Sedgwick, sing to their goats.
22:46They do covers of Chapel Rowan's Hot To Go.
22:49They sing, uh, Frank Ocean.
22:52Hot To Go.
22:53Singing that to a goat implies you're about to make a ragu.
22:57Can I just point out, I just wanted to compliment you, Ed.
22:59This is one of the more interesting and the best chats with a guest
23:03that we've had on this show.
23:05And, Tom, if you're watching...
23:08See that, mate?
23:09That's how you do it.
23:10Yeah.
23:16I'll get his carer to pass the message on.
23:19So, now, top of the list.
23:20Dream, interview, someone that you haven't interviewed yet,
23:22who's top of the list?
23:24Dolly Parton.
23:25Dolly Parton.
23:25Dolly, if you're watching.
23:28Um, now, that's...
23:29Yes.
23:30Sorry, Zan, she's not.
23:34You don't know that.
23:36You don't know that.
23:37Sometimes it's nice to let people dream, but I'm fine.
23:39You don't know.
23:41So, when you take you back, when you were a teenager,
23:44what was on your bedroom wall when you were back then,
23:45when you were just a fan of music?
23:47Well, I had a lot of...
23:51Sorry, Ed, that was a suss question.
23:54I used to love Bross.
23:55Do you remember Bross?
23:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely I do.
23:57There's a great documentary about them a few years ago
23:59and I used to be obsessed with Bross,
24:01so I had lots of posters of Bross.
24:03They may not have been obsessed with you.
24:06Not watching either.
24:07You just go around the room, post it on the wall.
24:09So, who did you have on your bedroom?
24:11I remember my sister had lots of magazines.
24:13I didn't have any magazines,
24:13but I knew my dad had a colour printer at work,
24:15and so I'd go,
24:16Dad, can you just print me out another photo
24:18of Mary-Kat and Ashley to put on my book?
24:21And he was like,
24:21I can't do it anymore.
24:22It looks creepy.
24:25What about you?
24:25Lloyd, who did you have on your wall or ceiling?
24:28I had Theolornius Monk.
24:31It's a jazz musician.
24:33I was just being silly.
24:36Tommy, who did you have?
24:37I had Ward Nangford.
24:39No, I had the chili peppers.
24:40Chili peppers, of course.
24:41I had JTT.
24:42Very cool.
24:43Jonathan Taylor-Thomas.
24:44Tang, who did you have on the wall?
24:45Just Chairman Mao.
24:46Of course.
24:53Zan has kindly agreed to ask you lot some questions.
24:57Yes.
24:57Perfect.
24:58Here we go.
24:58My dad used to print it out at work, too.
25:00It was great.
25:01All right.
25:02The number one album this week on the ARIA charts is...
25:06Sam, I know this.
25:07Do you?
25:08K-pop Demon Hunters.
25:10Yes.
25:11K-pop Demon Hunters soundtrack.
25:12Yep.
25:13Have you seen it?
25:14Absolutely.
25:14That's Rumi, that's Zoe and Mira,
25:17and they go against the Saja boys.
25:25You know, it's very popular.
25:26It's the number one show on Netflix.
25:27Absolutely.
25:27How do I sound?
25:28No, never mind.
25:29All right.
25:29So, here we go.
25:30Next question.
25:32Rapper Cardi B spoke outside court.
25:36Super, completely innocent.
25:37I know I got a little...
25:38I know I got a little reputation,
25:40but I swear to God I'm innocent.
25:41I swear to God.
25:43Like, I'm really innocent for real.
25:48She's innocent of what?
25:49To try and rest.
25:50I actually don't know,
25:52but whatever it is,
25:53she definitely did it.
25:58I know this one because I love Cardi.
26:00She's innocent of assaulting a security guard
26:03and in the court,
26:05because they said that Cardi called the security guard fat
26:07and they said,
26:07do you think she's fat?
26:08And Cardi just went...
26:14Correct.
26:15She won her civil lawsuit case.
26:17The jury cleared her of assault charges.
26:19Fantastic.
26:20But not of disses.
26:21OK.
26:21Next question.
26:22Here's an intriguing scene from a Paris fashion show.
26:24It's the debut collection of which celebrity?
26:28Wrong.
26:28Farlap.
26:31Mel?
26:32I think this is Post Malone.
26:34Yeah.
26:34Yes, Posty.
26:35Also known as Austin Post,
26:37who's a rapper,
26:38has gone out with his own fashion line.
26:39So his name for short is Oz Post.
26:46But you'll only get that fashion delivered
26:48once every three days.
26:50Excellent.
26:51Next question.
26:52Oh, this is an exciting one.
26:53It was a special day for Mariah Carey.
26:59Oh, my gosh!
27:03What did they just unveil?
27:06She just got her dad to print that at work.
27:09It took like a year.
27:12That's good.
27:13Tommy?
27:13I don't know what it was,
27:14but it set off every dog's ear.
27:18Bronnie?
27:19That's the cover of her new album, isn't it?
27:21Yes.
27:22That's the cover for her new album,
27:23Here For It All.
27:23And isn't that the same as every other album
27:26she's ever released?
27:27She's got a great aesthetic.
27:29Assistancy.
27:30Have you reached out to Mariah's People?
27:31Yes.
27:32As soon as she was announced for Friday's Live,
27:33I wrote an email,
27:34and it was very quickly responded to.
27:36With?
27:36The negative.
27:37OK.
27:38All right.
27:39Next question.
27:40People magazine got an exclusive tell-all.
27:42It's a miracle I'm alive.
27:44Who's the cover star?
27:45Bron?
27:46This hasn't aged well.
27:47That's Ozzy Osbourne.
27:50Is it the biblical character,
27:53Mr. Lazarus?
28:01No.
28:03Mel?
28:03Tom Gleisner.
28:04Yes.
28:06See, you're close.
28:07You're really close.
28:08Like Tom, Bron?
28:10Is it Charlie Sheen?
28:11You got it.
28:11It is Charlie Sheen,
28:13original title,
28:14two and a half grams.
28:15We've got to take a break.
28:16You can catch Zan and all her fabulous guests
28:18on the brand-new series of Take 5,
28:20launching tomorrow night on ABC iview.
28:22Would you please thank Zan Rose?
28:38That is time for our one-on-one challenge,
28:41where we put each of our contestants individually to the test.
28:45And, of course,
28:45it's the beginning of September,
28:46which can only mean one thing.
28:48Oh, that's right.
28:50Spring this extra.
28:55Right.
28:56All right, the rules are simple.
28:58We show each of you a clip featuring some nature advice.
29:01All you have to do is answer a question.
29:03Sam, let's start with you.
29:08Hey, before you start...
29:11Yes?
29:12Can we just take a moment, please,
29:14and reflect on the life choices you've made
29:16that have led to this?
29:19I feel like you've taken on the persona.
29:21As soon as you put the flower crown on,
29:22you're like...
29:23Yeah.
29:24Never felt more me.
29:25All right.
29:27Sam, national treasure and friend of the show,
29:29Costa,
29:30has some down-to-earth advice for your compost bin.
29:33One of the top questions I get asked all the time is,
29:36Costa, what things can I put in my compost bin?
29:40Think of it as two teams,
29:42the brown ingredients and the green ingredients.
29:45What are green materials?
29:48They could be food scraps from your kitchen
29:49or garden clippings.
29:52What are brown ingredients?
29:53Mmm, Sam.
29:56What brown ingredients need to go in the compost bin?
30:00Well, you know I'm a man of the land.
30:01I do.
30:02And, um...
30:03Sorry.
30:04No, I love it.
30:06I love getting out there in the...
30:08Go on.
30:08What's it called?
30:10The garden.
30:11The garden.
30:12The garden.
30:14So, he said the green ingredients for compost.
30:17Yeah, yeah.
30:17You want the brown ingredients.
30:18I want the brown ingredients that need to go in the compost bin.
30:21Please.
30:21Well, I think it's, um...
30:24I think it's a lot of...
30:26It's like branches and...
30:29It's wood.
30:32It's...
30:33Sorry.
30:34Branches and wood.
30:35Have you ever been in a garden?
30:38Yeah, it's more an estate.
30:39Okay.
30:40No.
30:41Yeah, go on.
30:41Go on.
30:42Yeah.
30:42Branches, wood.
30:43Gravy.
30:44Gravy.
30:46So, branches and wood and newspaper and things that have carbon in them.
30:51That's what that part of a compost is involving.
30:55Do you know what?
30:55That's a very involved answer.
30:57Let's see if you're right.
30:58Sticks.
30:59Paper, cardboard or even newspaper.
31:02Mate, ten points.
31:03Ten points.
31:08Can I go now?
31:09Yes.
31:10You may leave.
31:11Okay.
31:12Well done.
31:12Okay, Bron, your turn.
31:14Now, TikToker Sarah, with just under half a million followers,
31:18has a top tip on cultivating root vegetables.
31:21Are you growing carrots that look like this,
31:23but you prefer them to look like this?
31:25If you want to grow bumper carrots, it's all about the soil.
31:28So, before you sow them, make sure you give the soil a good dig over.
31:31And you need to remove...
31:32Oh, so if you want a comely carrot...
31:35What?
31:36Sorry?
31:38So, if you want a comely carrot, you need to remove what?
31:42Is this from Lloyd's website?
31:43No.
31:45This is from TikToker Sarah.
31:48Okay, it is the worst when you pull it out and it looks wrong.
31:50So, I think...
31:55So, what do I have...
31:56If you want a comely carrot, you need to remove what you need to remove from the soil.
32:01You're going to remove the carrot from the soil.
32:05Before that...
32:06Before that...
32:07When we plant the...
32:07You remove the brown waste.
32:10Final answer?
32:11Be the carrot.
32:11What did you say, Tommy?
32:12Just be the carrot.
32:13Think, what would I need if I was a carrot?
32:16Yeah, there you go.
32:16You're being the carrot and the carrot says, I want...
32:19What the...
32:20Fertiliser.
32:21I feel upset.
32:22Um, is it...
32:24Do you know what?
32:24Final answer is...
32:25Fertiliser.
32:26Sam?
32:26Seriously, can I go?
32:27Yes.
32:29Final answer, fertiliser.
32:30Let's see if you're right.
32:31Any chunks.
32:32Any rocks, sticks.
32:34As soon as the taproot of the carrot hits something, it's going to split into lots of different directions
32:38and you're going to get funky carrots.
32:41Is every answer to all the questions sticks?
32:43No.
32:45Chunks, rocks and sticks.
32:47I'm sorry, Bron.
32:47I cannot give you the points.
32:49All right.
32:49Lloydy.
32:50Queensland's self-sufficient guru, Mark Valencia, has over 2.5 million YouTube subscribers.
32:56He also has some unusual advice for growing tomatoes.
33:00Talking to a tomato plant probably won't work, but it could make you feel better.
33:05How are you doing?
33:06But by far the easiest and best and most natural way to get success like this is through bees.
33:13The buzz can activate the flower.
33:16And a great way to replicate or mimic the action of buzzing bees on tomato flowers is to use...
33:23Ooh, Lloydy, is to use what?
33:26Something handheld that buzzes.
33:28LAUGHTER
33:31Maybe, if you can't use bees, wasps?
33:36LAUGHTER
33:37Just stay on that.
33:39The handheld...
33:39That was a good area.
33:41Maybe...
33:41Maybe a kazoo.
33:43That's good.
33:45Mm...
33:45Mm...
33:47Mm...
34:01Mm...
34:02Oh, the number one thing that I'm thinking of is, like, a vibrator.
34:06It's un-held and it buzzes.
34:09Oh, Lloydy, let's see if you're right.
34:11It vibrates that poem and it replicates a bee.
34:19Oh, my God!
34:22Mel, you use oral bees.
34:30Jeez.
34:32Lloydy.
34:32I've seen a lot of those in my bedroom experiences,
34:35never with a bristle attachment.
34:37OK.
34:39I'm sorry, I can't give you the points,
34:41but I'd love to give them to Mel for that.
34:43Right, Tommy, here we go, buddy.
34:45To a seed farm in the US where horticulturalist
34:48and YouTube veteran David Epstein has a very good question.
34:55Hi, I'm Dave Epstein.
34:56This is Growing Wisdom.
34:57I'm here today with Anthony Stephenson at Johnny Selected Seeds,
35:00and you've got propane on your back
35:02and a lighter and this flamethrower.
35:05What are you doing?
35:06There you go, Tommy.
35:07So he's got gas, he's got a flamethrower and a lighter.
35:10What is he doing?
35:11He's burning some fayels.
35:18Tommy, what's he doing?
35:19I did get sidetracked on the name.
35:21I'm sorry.
35:21I know.
35:22Mate, he's got gas, he's got a flamethrower,
35:25he's got a lighter, he's got a propane tank on the back.
35:27What's he doing?
35:28Torching a cigarette shop.
35:31It's easy.
35:32Yeah.
35:33Final answer, what's he about to do in the garden?
35:35He's going to burn some shit.
35:37He's back burning.
35:38If he's not doing that, he's forward burning.
35:42And if he's not doing either of those,
35:43he could be side to side burning.
35:46He's burning.
35:46Okay.
35:47Let's see if you and I are right.
35:49This is called a backpack flame weeder.
35:51It's an organic, labour-saving way to weed your garden.
35:53Backpack flame.
35:54You got it.
35:5510 points.
35:59I think even the audience is like,
36:00I don't think he got that.
36:03You are nowhere near it, but it's getting late.
36:05Okay, here we go.
36:06Mel.
36:06Your spring tip comes from a popular English YouTuber,
36:11blogger and romance novelist.
36:13It's Alexandra here from the Middle-Sized Garden.
36:15Today I'm going to show you the best thing
36:17you can do for your garden in spring.
36:19I'm standing here because you can actually see
36:22what we've been doing.
36:24And that's because the best thing you can do
36:26for your garden in spring is...
36:28Oh, the best thing you can do for your garden in spring is...
36:31She says, you can obviously see what we've done.
36:34God, I'd argue.
36:35Not really.
36:37The best thing you can do for your garden in spring.
36:40Yeah, in spring.
36:41Yes, that's a very key bit there.
36:42It was in that clip.
36:44It was in that clip.
36:46Yeah, you could see it.
36:47Oh, okay, have a sensible bob.
36:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a very sensible thing to do.
36:54It's quite traditional.
36:55She's quite a traditional gardener.
36:56She's quite a traditional gardener.
36:57Yeah, so what type of things would you think traditional gardener?
37:00Pied a body.
37:01Well, well, well, you would need this on the top when you do that.
37:06So, um, dirt.
37:08Ooh, dirt with other stuff in it is called...
37:11Mulch.
37:11That's good.
37:12Let's see if you're right.
37:13Add a layer of mulch.
37:15Melanie Bracewell, ten points.
37:17And Dolcey Stern.
37:19That brings us to the end of...
37:20Bring the Extra.
37:23We're back with more Have You Been Paying Attention right after this.
37:37Hey, we're back.
37:39You're watching Have You Been Paying Attention?
37:41Hands on buzzes.
37:43There was more news out of the White House.
37:45Donald Trump has announced he's moving the US Space Command headquarters from Colorado to...
37:50Ooh, to where?
37:51Lloyd, it's, uh, I know this.
37:53It's Alabama.
37:54Yeah.
37:54Not a good place to look for intelligent life.
38:00Ten points.
38:01To a New Jersey Council meeting.
38:08Uh, what had that man come to discuss?
38:12Tommy.
38:12That's Ray Gunn's dad.
38:13Ah.
38:19Mel.
38:19The importance of slippery when wet signs.
38:24Sammy.
38:25No, he'd come to that council meeting to discuss the delegate situation in the Middle East.
38:31Tommy, what's he there to discuss?
38:33You didn't buzz.
38:34I'll move on.
38:36I'll have a go.
38:37Ronnie.
38:37Okay.
38:38Uh, he was upset of the, about tax.
38:41The increase in tax.
38:42Take a look.
38:43Why did our taxes go up so much?
38:47Ten points.
38:48When they should get down.
38:51I believe we have a video quiz master standing by in Victoria.
38:56Hi, Ed.
38:56Hi, everyone.
38:57It's Baker Erica Brown from Ballarat.
38:59After going viral, thousands of people have been queuing to get my what?
39:03Ooh, thousands of people have queued to get Erica's what?
39:06Mel.
39:06Her time machine?
39:08Where did I go?
39:10Well, that's a good hint, actually, to get Erica's...
39:14Ronnie.
39:14Ronnie.
39:14She made a cake, a biscuit cake.
39:18Yeah, go on.
39:18It's a big old biscuit cake, a cake made of biscuits, and a biscuit made of cakes.
39:23Sam, is it a cookie?
39:28Let's take a look.
39:29My award-winning Raspberry Goldfields cookie pie.
39:32Ten points.
39:33Sam Pang.
39:37Time to chug your protein and pump some reps with...
39:40Oh, yes.
39:48Court.
39:49OK.
39:50Now, cyclists...
39:51Yes, Lloydy.
39:53Where is the bobsleigh woman?
39:56LAUGHTER
39:58APPLAUSE
40:03Sorry, Lloydy, we had to get rid of her.
40:04We've given her a fair crack.
40:06OK, so...
40:07LAUGHTER
40:08Questions.
40:09Moving on.
40:10Cyclists, Hube Arts and Antonio Tiberi encountered what unexpected hazard during La Vuelta's 13th stage?
40:18Lloydy.
40:19I was a cafe with no empty seats.
40:22No, no, you...
40:23It was a...
40:24Yes, Sam.
40:24I saw this.
40:25It was a dog attached to a chair.
40:27Take a look.
40:28To bring Tiberi back in...
40:29Oh, la, la, la, la.
40:30A dog is on the chair.
40:32Oh, my goodness me.
40:34Ten points.
40:35Sam Pang.
40:36To a scene from the US Open that's gone viral.
40:40APPLAUSE
40:43Jeez.
40:44Ugh.
40:44Ugh.
40:44What just happened?
40:46Mel?
40:47That CEO steals a hat from a very small child.
40:52I mean, he's so small.
40:52Look how big the tennis court looks.
40:54It's crazy.
40:57Yeah.
40:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:58Well, let's take a look.
41:00Oh, my God, it's awful.
41:02Yeah, the man snatches the hat from the child.
41:06He's been revealed to be a Polish millionaire
41:08who has since apologised.
41:10What's the issue?
41:11What's the issue?
41:13No, because they were trying to give the hat to the child
41:15and the Polish millionaire snatched it away.
41:19Ooh.
41:20Novak Djokovic celebrated his quarterfinal win at the US Open.
41:24Oh.
41:29What's he doing there?
41:30Ron?
41:30He's had a weird reaction to his first vaccine.
41:33Oh.
41:35Yeah.
41:39Uh, no, definitely not.
41:41Sammy, I'll tell you what he's doing.
41:43What's he doing?
41:43Proving once again that there is no easier crowd to please
41:46than a tennis player.
41:49Jesus, they are unbelievable.
41:51Aren't they?
41:51Let me guess.
41:52His next trick, he went up and picked up a moth off the court.
41:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:56That's a classic.
41:56Bit of fun.
41:57The other one is when he gives the ball boy or ball girl
42:00the racket to play.
42:02You play.
42:02The other one is when a linesman used to make a bad decision,
42:05he'd turn the racket around and then go like that.
42:08Pretend it was a cane.
42:10Saying that, as a K-pop demon hunter fan,
42:15he's doing the dance from the Saja boys.
42:20It's soda pop.
42:21That's his famous...
42:21That's a dance from that film.
42:22It's the K-pop demon hunter's soda pop dance.
42:25And here with a full rendition is Sam Pang.
42:27Oh, yeah.
42:30Just a little bit.
42:32Just a little bit.
42:34No.
42:35OK.
42:39Surfer Molly Picklum was happy.
42:41It's back where it belongs, baby!
42:43Wow.
42:45Wow.
42:46What's back?
42:47Mel.
42:47She just stole that from a small child.
42:51Tommy.
42:52No, she got her luggage finally.
42:54Yes.
42:55Uh, yeah, sort of.
42:56Mel.
42:57Um, she won a surfing title.
42:59She's been doing more surfing than, um, Lloyd on his website.
43:03I very much doubt it.
43:09I'm, I'm, I'm really hanging some tens.
43:13Yeah, Mel, I'll give you that one.
43:15We've got to take a break.
43:16When we return, our winner is announced.
43:26We're back.
43:28Let's close this show out with a little Rapid Recall.
43:31And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
43:34I just can't remember their tagline.
43:36You haven't shopped around until you've tried, Yui.
43:38Right.
43:43Hey, what, we can't play that again, can we?
43:46I'd love, I'd love us to.
43:47You haven't shopped around until you've tried, Yui.
43:49Why do you look like a drag queen?
43:53That's a lot of make-up, mate.
43:55Start that clock.
43:58Uh, meet Chloe Marles.
44:00She's just been given the fashion industry's biggest job.
44:03What is it?
44:04She's the Ozempic dealer.
44:07No, it's a huge magazine.
44:10It's either Vogue or PC World.
44:13She's the new editor of US Vogue, replacing Anna Wintour.
44:17After 15 years, Instagram has finally created an app for...
44:22Tommy.
44:23Boomers.
44:25Close.
44:26Mel.
44:27Specifically for buying tickets to the Cheap Seeds Live show.
44:30They are...
44:32Are there any...
44:33Are there any tickets left?
44:35All of them are.
44:35OK.
44:39No, it's an app for the iPad.
44:41You got it, iPads.
44:42Yeah.
44:42Ooh, exciting news for Qantas staff.
44:44They're getting new watch.
44:46Ron.
44:46The flight attendants are getting new hip replacements, so...
44:50Tommy.
44:51Uh, judging by the before and after, some cosmetic surgery.
44:55No.
44:56How big are her elbows?
45:05Is she on your protein panel?
45:07She is.
45:07Thank you very much.
45:09Perfect for the Elboys.
45:09No, they're getting new ones.
45:11Lloydy.
45:11Uniform.
45:12Yeah, you got it.
45:13Designed by Rebecca Valance.
45:15Ooh, dramatic week for TV chef Gordon Ramsay.
45:17He's just had what removed?
45:20Mel.
45:20A fucking Muppet from his kitchen.
45:24Amazing!
45:25Amazing!
45:26Yes!
45:27Another one.
45:28Another accent.
45:29Awesome.
45:30Good accent.
45:31And no.
45:32Uh, Tommy.
45:34Uh, it's cancer.
45:35Yeah, skin cancer.
45:36And the wound is raw!
45:37Thanks.
45:41Uh, this is legit cool.
45:43Call of Duty is the latest video game series to get what?
45:47Mel?
45:48This will be a movie or a show or a, I don't know, infomercial.
45:52It's a...
45:52No, you were right the first time.
45:54A movie adaptation.
45:55Oh, Sam.
45:56They're setting it in an Italian monastery from the 14th century.
46:00LAUGHTER
46:00Uh, the movie adaptation being produced by our parent company, Paramount,
46:04and may I be the first to say another wonderful decision.
46:07LAUGHTER
46:08A tough week for the world's biggest iceberg, A23A.
46:12What's happened?
46:13Mel?
46:14Um, it was...
46:15The ice was broken after someone did, like, a two truths and a lie.
46:20Yeah.
46:21LAUGHTER
46:23I'll give you the points.
46:24It broke up into several large chunks.
46:26A recent study found people who use their phone on the toilet
46:29are 46% more likely to develop what?
46:33Tommy?
46:34I think this is hemorrhoids.
46:35It is hemorrhoids.
46:37BING
46:38Ah!
46:40Why are you looking at me?
46:43LAUGHTER
46:44It's just...
46:45It's...
46:45My...
46:45My anus is as clean as a wing.
46:48LAUGHTER
46:49It's...
46:49Old...
46:50Old...
46:50...Royd Langford, I think.
46:52LAUGHTER
46:55Hey, rapid recall.
46:57Italian teenager.
46:58Oh, and we're out of time.
47:01Let's check that final leaderboard.
47:02And our winner is Melanie Braswell.
47:09Congratulations to our winner.
47:10And thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
47:14We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
47:16to your surroundings while doing a live cross.
47:18Sophie Jacobson joins us live now from the Royal Melbourne Hospital.
47:22Hello, Arnold!
47:23Oh, shit!
47:25Good night, Australia.
47:26I'll see you next week.
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