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01:37It's hard to keep it short, isn't it?
01:39Well, probably, you know, meeting Richard Marks, that was a big thrill for me.
01:45My favourite part was I reckon Richard Marks may have been told that when he was, because
01:50he performed.
01:51So he got told, I reckon he was going to perform about maybe 9, 9.30.
01:54Oh, God.
01:55Right.
01:55But, you know, the night got out of here.
01:57Yeah.
01:57So when he came on at 11.03.
02:00Wow.
02:02Not good.
02:02I was thinking, I reckon he probably fired his agent at about 11.04.
02:08Understandably.
02:08But no, that's, you know, it was just another fun night, yeah.
02:11It was a great night.
02:13Celia, you and I, of course, shared a table.
02:15Yes, we did.
02:15Thank God your hair was nominated.
02:17Yes.
02:18Sadly, we didn't get the award.
02:19Did not get up, didn't go home with a trophy.
02:20But it's fine.
02:21You know, it's not fun to lose.
02:22But, you know, my family's very supportive.
02:24My daughter, in particular, always knows the right thing to say
02:26to cheer me up.
02:27Oh, what's your day?
02:28I think he's got a video of when I, the next day,
02:31when I told her the news.
02:32I think we do.
02:33Let's look.
02:33Do you still love me?
02:34Oh, that's good.
02:35Hey, can you draw the trophy and you didn't win?
02:39That's good.
02:40There you go.
02:40That's a lady.
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:44Can't wait until she's old enough to lose something.
02:46I'm going to rub it in her face.
02:48Beautiful.
02:49We were on the same table as well, weren't we, Mel?
02:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:52And you were there too.
02:53Oh, thank you, Mel.
02:54Well, I thought we had a good vibe at our table.
02:56I thought we had, you know, lots of good banter.
02:58But then Tim ducked away for a bit
03:00and one of the seat fillers came and sat at our table.
03:03Yeah.
03:04And after about five minutes, she said,
03:07when's he coming back?
03:08Oh, wow.
03:09Ran out of small talk.
03:11That's fantastic.
03:12I'm not sold that you're allowed to detain him.
03:14Hey, great to see you again, Mickey.
03:16Well, clearly I wasn't invited to the Lopes.
03:18I was looking around.
03:20Every other prick's on the panel.
03:22It's gone there.
03:23I'm watching at home.
03:24You watched at home.
03:25What happened?
03:26You watched at home.
03:26How was it?
03:27Look, at about the three and a half hour mark,
03:31I was really hoping a couple of home invaders with machetes.
03:39Just come in and end it all.
03:41It did.
03:41Just end it all.
03:43Oh, it's the keys out.
03:45Lovely.
03:46It's all right.
03:47We should get this show.
03:48No, no, no.
03:49No, no.
03:49We are not moving on, Thomas, because speaking of the Logies,
03:54one photo I knew you wouldn't show.
03:56Here's a lovely photo of you and Mel at exactly halfway through the night.
04:00You're doing a crossword.
04:09Mel is helping you, and there's that board seat filler.
04:12Look at her face.
04:14Get her out there.
04:16All right.
04:17Take two.
04:18Hands on buzzers.
04:20The Prime Minister was in Queenstown on the weekend.
04:23What was he doing there?
04:25Mel.
04:26Meeting his hair donor.
04:29He's meeting someone.
04:31Anyone know the...?
04:32Celia.
04:33I believe it's annual Australia-New Zealand besties leaders get together
04:37to discuss important stuff like Pavlova and Russell Crowe.
04:41Sure.
04:41And where Mel's going to spend Christmas.
04:43Sure.
04:44I think there's that board seat filler on the right again.
04:48She's everywhere.
04:51Celia, I'll pay that.
04:52The annual leaders meeting with Crystal Luxon.
04:55And that hug did not begin well.
04:57Albo went for a traditional Maori nose greeting.
05:00Oh, no, no.
05:01Don't do it.
05:01But the New Zealand Prime Minister...
05:02...wanting a full...
05:04Oh, my God.
05:07All right.
05:07To our word of the week.
05:09Megami.
05:10Megami.
05:10Megami.
05:11Megami.
05:11Megami.
05:11Megami.
05:12Megami.
05:13What is?
05:14Megami.
05:15Mel.
05:16Megami, isn't it when a couple agrees to only sleep with each other?
05:20That's more you...
05:21No, not quite there.
05:23Ed.
05:23They are Japanese-built frigates for our Navy.
05:28Naval frigates.
05:28And, as you mentioned, to be built by Japan.
05:31And when we say Japan...
05:32Mitsubishi has been tasked with the job.
05:35That is exciting because, let's face it, nothing can Alami a Megami.
05:43All right, here's a disturbing list.
05:45A toxic penne pasta, a chicken korma curry, a toxic beef stew as well as cookies and a
05:51chicken wrap that were allegedly laced with wrap poison and antifreeze.
05:57Quite a menu.
05:58What on earth is that all about, Celia?
06:00That is my room service order after the long years.
06:04A toxic drunk room service order from me, like, hello, I would like carbs and poison,
06:08please.
06:10You need more detail.
06:11Sam's friend, Erin Patterson, that was her other attempts.
06:16Yes, previously tried poisoning her husband with some of those...
06:19Sam, how often do you reckon he suggested that they eat out?
06:24You'd start getting suspicious when you...
06:26Points are yours here.
06:27Donald Trump was spotted on the White House roof this week.
06:30Mr. President, what are you doing up there?
06:33Good question.
06:35What was Mr. President doing up there?
06:37Mick?
06:38Looking for his golf ball.
06:39Yeah, basically.
06:40Holy crap.
06:42Mel?
06:42He's reinforcing the glass ceiling.
06:45Yeah, yeah, as well.
06:46How many guns that high?
06:47Anyone know this one, Sam?
06:48No, he's trying to see the moon.
06:51Just so you get closer.
06:54I think he's going to...
06:56They're going to build a ballroom up there, Tom.
06:59The Trump ballroom.
07:01And then the Epstein basement.
07:02Is that right?
07:03The key part of that is building...
07:05He's looking at White House renovations.
07:07At one point, he resorted to mime.
07:13We think it was something to do with Stormy Daniels.
07:16Yes, sir.
07:16I was going to say, I think he's saying he likes big butts.
07:20Either way, we'll take it.
07:21President Trump held an important meeting on Saturday.
07:24What's going on there?
07:26Natalie.
07:27Really?
07:27Reuniting Guzman and Gomez.
07:29They are.
07:31Absolutely.
07:32Lovely.
07:33Lovely, Mel.
07:36Sam.
07:37I only know this because of my Eurovision time.
07:39Go on.
07:39It's Armenia and Azerbaijan.
07:42It is indeed.
07:43He's...
07:43Yes, he's...
07:47Obviously doing the wars alphabetically.
07:49They then sealed the deal with the most awkward handshake of 2025.
07:53All right.
07:57Jesus.
07:58What's that?
07:59What is that?
08:00What are you doing?
08:02Where to next?
08:03To the moon.
08:04Where the Trump administration has a new plan to build a...
08:06A new plan to build a...
08:07What on the moon?
08:09Celia.
08:10Detention centre?
08:11Would be...
08:12I wouldn't know that.
08:12They're gone.
08:13They're gone.
08:13They're gone.
08:14Mel.
08:15Is it a wall that you can see from China?
08:19What a brilliant idea.
08:20Absolutely.
08:21They could get Mars to pay for it.
08:23Anyway, now what are they planning to build on the...
08:26And Mick Molloy.
08:26It's a nuclear power station.
08:30Nuclear reactor.
08:30Thank you, Mel.
08:31Thank you, Mick.
08:32Cheers.
08:32Ooh.
08:35Listen to the...
08:36Look how...
08:37They're shocks.
08:38They're all...
08:38They're shocks.
08:39They're shocks.
08:40They're going to go one.
08:41Don't get another one, they'll faint.
08:43Hang around.
08:44I'm holding a TED Talk after the show.
08:47So...
08:47Thank you, Mickie.
08:49All right, moving on.
08:50This is not good.
08:51Health officials in China are racing to contain a massive outbreak of chikungunya.
08:56What is chikungunya?
08:59Mick.
08:59Sounds like a great pub meal.
09:03Chicken guunya with some chips.
09:05It's not a meal.
09:07It's not a meal.
09:08It's not a meal.
09:08Did Aaron Patterson try and serve it today?
09:12Not a meal.
09:13Mel.
09:14Chicken guunya.
09:14Don't they sing that song, I Get Knocked Down?
09:17Oh, that's good.
09:17That's good.
09:18What?
09:19Is it song-related, though?
09:21Is it like, I feel like chikungunya tonight?
09:24Come on.
09:25Well, you wouldn't feel like it.
09:27Mel.
09:27This is a virus that's going around.
09:29A mosquito-borne virus, over 7,000...
09:32A virus from China?
09:33Yeah.
09:33No.
09:36Nothing to see here, Tom.
09:39Well, this came as a surprise.
09:41Prince Harry has denied claims.
09:43He gave Prince Andrew a...
09:44Gave Prince Andrew a...
09:47Ed?
09:47An alibi.
09:48Is, well...
09:50I think that was a proof possible.
09:52Mel.
09:52A key to Epstein's cell.
09:53It was...
09:55Possibly, but this is not what they're...
09:57Sam.
09:58His contact list from year 12...
10:00Is...
10:01It's gone into a dark space.
10:03That's nice, yeah.
10:03It's not fair.
10:04Rumours.
10:05Rumours have swirled for over a decade that this happened.
10:08It didn't happen, but he gave him an involved a fight,
10:10and he gave him a...
10:11Mickey?
10:11Punch in the face.
10:14Which...
10:14Which led...
10:15Which led to a blood nose?
10:16I would have, yes.
10:17I'll give you the points.
10:19We've got to take a break.
10:20Back with more...
10:21Have you...
10:35Artificial intelligence is fast becoming...
10:37A disaster.
10:37Social media is wrecking our brains.
10:39But as you're about to see...
10:40I actually think this goes further.
10:42A major epidemic sweeping the globe.
10:44Air pollution.
10:45The worst we've got is...
10:46Parting.
10:47Air quality has plummeted.
10:48And that prompted authorities to...
10:50Launch a critical incident investigation.
10:52Of course we know that...
10:53Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
10:55Oh, God.
11:00We're back to watching Have You Been Paying Attention.
11:03Just before we return to questions,
11:04this is exciting, Mel.
11:06The Cheap Seats is doing a live show.
11:09Look at that.
11:10World tour.
11:12Yes, we are embarking on a world tour
11:15to one city only for one night only.
11:18And is this stuff that the lawyers won't let you put to air on the real show?
11:23Basically.
11:23It's basically for people who like the Cheap Seats
11:25but don't like seeing Ed's UE ads.
11:27Oh, OK.
11:28Lovely.
11:29Hey, I thought I was doing them live.
11:31You can.
11:32If you like, we do have a lot of special guests.
11:33I don't want to spoil it, but there is a cooking segment by someone by the name of Miss Patterson.
11:37Fantastic.
11:38No.
11:39You can get...
11:40We have some very, very special guests and lots of surprises.
11:43Sam, have you been asked to be one of the special guests?
11:46No.
11:47It would be...
11:49Sam will be appearing on the Kiss Cam, I think.
11:52Mel, it looks great.
11:53Tickets are Ticketmaster.
11:55All right, hands-on buzzers.
11:57And here's a question.
11:58Would you give your unwanted pet to a zoo to become food?
12:06Sam, why are we being asked that?
12:09Yes, move on.
12:11It's not the question.
12:13Not the question.
12:14The question is why are we being asked that?
12:16I'd give your pet to the zoo.
12:19I understand the Doghouse Australia needs a finale.
12:23It does.
12:23It's a good one.
12:25It takes a turn.
12:26Hey, Mel...
12:26This has got feel-good Disney movie in it.
12:29Like a song like, you know, Circle of Life
12:32as you chuck a poodle into the lion and raise you.
12:36I need to know why are we being asked that now.
12:39I just had such a shit joke, but it went on for so long
12:42that now it's not...
12:43No, no, no, no.
12:44No, let's hear it.
12:45It's never stopped Sam before.
12:47Come on.
12:49What I was going to say is they're eating the dogs.
12:55Believe it.
12:56Believe it.
12:57Believe it.
12:57Why is that in the news here?
13:00I think I saw a Bluey episode that was similar to...
13:03There is a genuine ask because they need food for the animals.
13:09So they're genuinely asking if your pet passes away
13:11to please give them to the zoo.
13:12Oh, thank God.
13:13Oh, my gosh.
13:14Yes, sir.
13:15I'd like to go to that zoo and...
13:17I'll speak to that.
13:18It's got to be live.
13:19The animals have to be live.
13:20Because it's...
13:22What else?
13:23Well, you could shoot them out of T-shirt cannons.
13:27This is good stuff.
13:28These are good ideas, Tom.
13:30We are moving on.
13:31Ed, point to yours.
13:33It's a zoo in Denmark has put out a request.
13:35Who has done the Danish?
13:37Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
13:40Hi, Tom.
13:41Hi, everyone.
13:41I'm Laura.
13:43And this is Nakuru.
13:44She's the first giraffe to do what in the last 20 years
13:47at Melbourne Zoo?
13:48Nakura's the first giraffe to do what in 20 years?
13:51Celia?
13:51First of all, how tall is Laura?
13:56I think she's up on...
13:58Right?
13:59Up on a platform.
14:01What's Nakura done, Sam?
14:02Can I answer a question with a question?
14:04Is it unwanted pet related?
14:09It's very, very exciting.
14:10She had a baby.
14:11Ooh, Celia, let's see if you're right.
14:14Give birth.
14:15Don't show it.
14:17Don't show it.
14:18Oh, that's a baby.
14:19OK.
14:22Where's your Denmark jokes now?
14:25This was bizarre.
14:27A man has caused outrage in France
14:29after he decided to light his cigarette with...
14:31Light his cigarette with...
14:34Mel.
14:34..without sharing it with his child.
14:36Then that was...
14:37That's an outrage.
14:39That was where he chose to do it, Mickey.
14:41Was it some eternal flame?
14:44Mm, the memorial flame, Mickey,
14:46at the tomb of the unknown soldier.
14:48Yeah, well, what do we know about the unknown soldier?
14:49He might have been a chain smoker.
14:52You make a good point.
14:55We'd be happy for that, yes.
14:56It was at the tomb of the unknown soldier, Mickey.
14:58Take a look.
14:59Here we go.
15:00Oh, my Lord.
15:01A bit of harmless fun.
15:02A bit of fun.
15:03Well, in fact, police have released a photo of the suspect.
15:06There he is.
15:07Oh, my God.
15:12OK, it's time to look at all things entertainment.
15:21And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you
15:23by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
15:25It's a bit rock and roll.
15:27Never.
15:35Not even AI could save that one.
15:39Robert Irwin popped up in an ad during the week.
15:42G'day, mate.
15:43G'day, mate.
15:44What's it for?
15:45What's the ad?
15:46Ed?
15:47Give me your pets.
15:55It really does look like the next time,
15:58what's that, Labrador?
16:00Not pet related.
16:02It doesn't look well about Labrador.
16:03Mel, what's the ad for?
16:05Ah, nepotism.
16:07And there's a bit of that going around Nicky.
16:09Wolf Creek 2.
16:11It's a very prestigious sound.
16:13Well, they went with the classic g'day, mate.
16:15So I'm going to...
16:16It's either Louis Vuitton or Prada.
16:22Celia, help me out.
16:23Australia.
16:24Yes.
16:25Tourism Australia.
16:26Who says g'day?
16:27Well, I mean...
16:28Ed, you didn't get the call for that?
16:29That bloke does too many ads.
16:33Donald Trump weighed in on a cultural debate.
16:36If Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican,
16:40I think her ad is fantastic.
16:42Her ad for what?
16:44Nicky.
16:45It was jeans.
16:46Mmm!
16:47I'm not saying it was effective,
16:48but I went and bought eight pairs.
16:51It was the American...
16:53American eagle jeans.
16:55And I wonder what part of the ad Donald likes.
16:58Any thoughts?
16:59There's two reasons.
17:00The tits, Tommy.
17:03What if you want to leave that out there?
17:07Point to yours.
17:07Celia said what we were all thinking,
17:09and I just think that's correct.
17:10Point to yours, Mickey.
17:11Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
17:14Hi, Tom.
17:15Hi, everyone.
17:16I'm Olivia from Brooklyn,
17:18and I made the news this week
17:19for winning what Seinfeld-related competition?
17:22What Seinfeld-related competition did Olivia win?
17:25Celia.
17:26I do know this.
17:27They do it every year.
17:27It's a bit of fun.
17:28It's the Elaine dancing contest.
17:30Ooh, let's see if you're right.
17:31I danced like Elaine.
17:33Take a look.
17:37Good skills.
17:38Good skills.
17:39Good, Tiger.
17:40That's good.
17:40Elaine.
17:42Well done, Olivia.
17:43Well, there was drama on Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service.
17:46Rock, do not eat the meatballs.
17:49Oh, no.
17:51Oh, my God.
17:53What was wrong with the meatballs?
17:56Celia?
17:56You might choke on a leash.
18:01Not dog-related,
18:02but there was something not good about them,
18:04if anyone was watching this episode.
18:06Well, we weren't.
18:10I think they were rotten.
18:12Yes.
18:12They'd gone rancid, apparently.
18:13They're serving rancid.
18:14Rancid.
18:15What else were they serving?
18:16A toxic penne pasta chicken from the curry.
18:18I wouldn't eat that.
18:19I wouldn't eat that.
18:20Sorry, just unclear.
18:21They based an episode around a rancid meatball.
18:25Meatball, yeah.
18:26And you wouldn't eat that?
18:27No.
18:29Clearly, you've never lived on your own.
18:31We do need to move on.
18:32Richard Marks made his Australian TV debut last night
18:35on what show?
18:37Mick.
18:38It was an item on Antiques Roadshow.
18:41Very unkind.
18:43Big show.
18:44Melanie, what was the show?
18:46It's The Voice, but they've changed it,
18:48so the contestants turn around
18:49and they've got to figure out who the judge is.
18:52We'll pay you The Voice.
18:53We've got to take a break.
18:54Back with our special guest.
19:08We're back.
19:08You're watching.
19:09How have you been, Pan Kenton?
19:10And it's time to meet our special guest, Chris Master.
19:12He first hit our screens as a 12-year-old in Lockheed Leonard
19:16before Winning Hearts in Puberty Blues.
19:18He's now back with a new movie.
19:20Say hello to Sean Keenan.
19:23Hi, Sean.
19:25Welcome.
19:26Thank you for joining us.
19:28Thanks for having me.
19:29Now, let's go way back to the beginning.
19:30You grew up in WA?
19:32I did, yes.
19:33A little town known as?
19:34Busselton.
19:35Who else has come from Busselton that's famous?
19:37Emma Booz.
19:38Well, that's pretty big.
19:39Yeah.
19:39And you?
19:40And me, I guess so.
19:41Two for two.
19:42And how did you land the lead role of Lockheed Leonard?
19:44It was your school principal?
19:45That's right.
19:46My school principal, Tim, he answered a casting call
19:50and chose me and five other kids.
19:52Well.
19:52And, yeah, it kind of worked out.
19:55Away you out.
19:55Silicially.
19:56Can I just say, just because everyone's thinking,
19:57it is weird that you refer to your principal as their first name.
20:01I call him Mr Tim.
20:03Mr Tim.
20:03Mr Tim.
20:07Mr Tim.
20:08Oh, yeah.
20:08That's you next to the surfboard?
20:10I am the surfboard.
20:11Oh, OK.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Surf, drugs, sex sounds like a dream job for a teenager.
20:16What?
20:16Jeez.
20:18It was.
20:19Yeah.
20:20In the character, I mean.
20:21In the character.
20:22No, it was all those things.
20:25Can I say that?
20:26It was very fun.
20:26Yeah.
20:27It was very fun.
20:27You can relax a bit.
20:28It's not a police interview.
20:30It's not.
20:30I'm not coughed.
20:31I'm like.
20:31Just trying to get to the bottom.
20:33And I'm guessing it would have been a tough show to shoot.
20:37Scenes like this.
20:37What is that about?
20:39How many takes there, Sean?
20:40I really had to rehearse that for weeks.
20:42OK.
20:43Yeah, that was tough.
20:44And look, if you miss Puberty Blues,
20:46I think this clip pretty much sums up the series.
20:52Oh, where's my pie?
20:54I'll go get you one.
20:56Where is it?
20:57She ate it.
20:59Dumb.
21:00Mole.
21:00Sorry, I'll run.
21:01Ten minutes.
21:03You dropped.
21:04Yeah.
21:06Fabulous effort there for me.
21:07You know, she still hasn't got him that pie.
21:09That's extraordinary.
21:10He's waiting.
21:10We've all ended a relationship over a tardy pie.
21:13Oh, yeah.
21:14I'm 20.
21:17No.
21:18Some rules are unbreakable.
21:20Hey, Sean.
21:21Yeah?
21:22There's this zoo in Denmark.
21:26Unwanted pets are involved.
21:28Where do you stand?
21:29Unwanted pets in a zoo?
21:30Yeah, you go feed.
21:31They're feeding them to the animals.
21:32Yeah, what do you reckon?
21:34Animals got to eat.
21:35Yeah.
21:36Yeah.
21:39One second.
21:40All right, Sean, follow-up question.
21:42Yeah.
21:42Mick had this idea that they're live and they're shot out of a cannon.
21:47That was his idea.
21:48That's a T-shirt cannon.
21:49Yeah.
21:49That's a T-shirt cannon.
21:50I'm not cool.
21:51You know what I mean?
21:52Like, just launching kittens at the panthers.
21:58Morally tougher.
21:59Yeah.
22:00But people have to be entertained.
22:01Thank you very much.
22:03I will try and get this interview back on track.
22:06Now, Sean, your newest film, One More Shot, is about to premiere at the Melbourne International
22:11Film Festival.
22:12Is that referencing the pets?
22:14No, no.
22:15I'm related to pets.
22:16Can you give us the basic storyline in 10 words or less?
22:19No, I can do 11.
22:2111 times.
22:22Look, it's set 1999, Eve of Y2K.
22:26Feels like the world's about to end.
22:28Kind of like now sometimes.
22:30And Minnie is going to a party with all her friends from medical school.
22:34She has a bottle of tequila, which every time she takes a shot, takes her back to the
22:38start of the night.
22:39Oh.
22:40So it's a dramedy.
22:41A time loop sort of thing.
22:42It's a time loop comedy with heart.
22:44Does someone stick their dick in a hot apple pie?
22:48Didn't make the car.
22:50That's the high watermark for me.
22:51Long film.
22:52Wow.
22:54Have I given away the ending?
22:57Yes, Millie.
22:58That kid going, where's my partner?
23:03Sorry, Sean.
23:03I'm doing my best to promote a new Australian film.
23:06This is the zoo.
23:07And now I'm getting driven off the road with this nonsense.
23:10Can I ask one question for Sean?
23:11A quick guessing game.
23:12Is that all right, Tommy?
23:13Sure.
23:13One of us here on this panel, Sean, has won three major acting awards.
23:19Which of the five of us do you believe that to be?
23:24I mean, I'm looking in the eyes for the truth here.
23:27And I'm looking at Sam.
23:29But now I'm looking at Mick.
23:31No.
23:33I don't know.
23:35Sean?
23:36Celia.
23:37Celia?
23:38Congratulations!
23:40I am so sorry.
23:44Rosehaven was sort of the puberty blues of Tasmania.
23:48No, you do real acting.
23:50Hey.
23:50I do.
23:51Hey, what's wrong with Utopia, Rosehaven?
23:53Real acting's hard.
23:54Is that your Mick?
23:55Is that right?
23:55Yeah, it is.
23:56You know that, don't you, Mick?
23:57My philosophy is leave nothing in the locker room.
23:59Really?
24:00Go big.
24:01That's right.
24:02Go big and pop on some pantaloons.
24:05What about your first ever roller?
24:07Oh, well, I was at a primary school in Canberra and we were doing a play about the gold mining
24:13era, the gold rush era in Australia.
24:16And I made my debut on stage as Chinaman number three.
24:25Wearing a rice paper hat.
24:28Panty for gold.
24:30Sam, what did you, when Mick, hang on.
24:32When Mick told us that just before the start of the show, Sam, what did you say?
24:35I said Chinaman number three is what my teacher called me at school.
24:40You don't have to, it's not.
24:42Look, Sean has some questions.
24:43You hopefully have some answers.
24:45Let's jump into it.
24:46Moving on.
24:46Aussie actor Patrick Bramall was spotted in New York.
24:49What's he doing there?
24:51Oh, no.
24:52This is a sequel.
24:53It's The Devil Wears Tarot Cash.
24:57It is a sort of sequel or a remake of a famous movie.
25:00The movie is?
25:01Mick?
25:02Devil Wears Prada.
25:03He's in the reboot.
25:05Correct.
25:05Can't wait to see it.
25:06Devil Wears Prada 2.
25:07Is it a reboot or a sequel?
25:08Mel?
25:09I think it's a sequel because they're older now.
25:12It's the same people.
25:13So technically, there's a difference.
25:15It's Devil Wears Prada 2.
25:15I'll tell you what, he does a very convincing Meryl Streep.
25:17Doesn't he?
25:18Does he?
25:19Look, we're circling it, but Mick, points to yours.
25:21Next question, please.
25:22Okay.
25:23Filming has started on Spider-Man 4.
25:27Wow.
25:27Oh.
25:28Indeed.
25:29In what unusual location?
25:31Mel.
25:32That's Holland.
25:34Tom Holland.
25:35Tom Holland.
25:36That's good.
25:39Where are we then, Mick?
25:40Is it?
25:41It's Scotland.
25:42Scotland.
25:43He's filming in Scotland.
25:44Whereabouts in Scotland, do you know?
25:45None of your business.
25:46Yeah.
25:48We'll give him the points.
25:49I say Glasgow.
25:51Glasgow is correct.
25:52Glasgow indeed.
25:52All right, next question.
25:53Ed Sheeran and Harry Potter star Rupert Grint were reunited this week for what?
25:58Filny.
25:59Sunscreen commercial?
26:01Yes.
26:02An awareness campaign would be very useful.
26:05They're making something there, obviously.
26:07Mel.
26:08I think this is an Ed Sheeran music video.
26:10Is it?
26:11That's correct.
26:12Is that a Chesterfield?
26:13That, that...
26:14That's lovely.
26:16That is a lovely question.
26:17Is it?
26:18Yeah.
26:18I'm going to go yes.
26:19And I'm going to go yes, too.
26:20That's correct.
26:21You noticed that straight away?
26:22I did.
26:23My eye was drawn.
26:24Yeah, no.
26:24Bonus points.
26:25It's a beautiful couch.
26:27Is it a couch?
26:27Oh, good.
26:28What?
26:28It's couch.
26:28I didn't know what we were talking about.
26:31They could have popped the pillow up.
26:32Look, someone's been lying on that.
26:35Seriously.
26:36I will try and get this back on track.
26:37What's yours, Mel?
26:38Next question, please.
26:39Exciting week for pop star Dua Leeper.
26:41What's she been given?
26:43Uh, Melody.
26:44A third Leeper.
26:45Yes.
26:46Hmm.
26:48Oh, why not?
26:49Just one, two, three.
26:52This is kind of an odd one, didn't it?
26:54Sam?
26:54She won Employee of the Week at Avis.
26:56Is it?
26:57Hmm.
26:57Uh, Ed, help us out.
27:00Uh, Dua Leeper is now a citizen of Kosovo.
27:03Yes.
27:03So she's a Dua citizen.
27:04Oh, my God.
27:05Oh, come on.
27:06Oh, my God.
27:07Oh, my God.
27:08Oh, my God.
27:09That's disgusting.
27:10Oh, my God.
27:10That is futrid.
27:11I love that you censored that as if we could have read all of that text.
27:16The flags don't help, but that does.
27:19Wayne, what is she again now, Tom?
27:20A Dua citizen.
27:22It's got you.
27:23Oh, my God.
27:24It's got you to take a break.
27:26One more shot is screening at the Melbourne International Film Festival this week, and then streaming
27:31on stand.
27:32Would you please thank Sean Keenan?
27:46We're back at that last show.
27:47We'd be like to put each of our contestants under the spotlight one by one.
27:51And what better way than getting them to unpack a bit of Gen Z slang?
27:55Yes, it's time for us to get...
27:58Stoagy brainwash.
27:59Don't we'll let secure the bag.
28:03Down with the kids.
28:07It's a very simple challenge.
28:09We'll introduce you each to a modern word or term.
28:13You've just got to tell us what it is.
28:16Mick, let's begin with you.
28:22Mickie, here's something that's pretty hip on the street.
28:26Three signs you are a simp.
28:28Being a simp is actually so attractive.
28:31Someone just called me a simp.
28:32I'm also such a simp.
28:34Like, it's so disgusting to admit.
28:35Simping will never get you the girl.
28:38Do not call somebody a simp.
28:39You are a major, major, major simp.
28:42We've all been simps.
28:44Mick, what is a simp?
28:48What is a simp or simping?
28:50What does it mean?
28:51There's something right there.
28:56It's that New Zealand accent.
28:57It's simping.
29:06Mickie, in the Down with the Kids Gen Z.
29:09That is amazing.
29:09Simp, what do you think is simp?
29:11They all know what a simp is.
29:12Where is it, Mick?
29:13What?
29:13If you know, you know.
29:16And clearly you don't.
29:18Any thoughts?
29:19I know it's skibbity.
29:21No, I'll give you some clues.
29:23Skibbity, no cap.
29:24I say simping is being a dick in a relationship.
29:28That's what it felt like there.
29:30Yeah, it mainly applies to things guys do
29:33if they're really into a girl.
29:34I stand by my original answer.
29:37No, I think you're pretty close.
29:38So you're really into, in this case, a girl
29:40and you make a bit of a...
29:42What are we, in grade four or something?
29:44A simp.
29:45I go, I want to be a partner of someone
29:48who doesn't want to be a partner of me.
29:49I'm a simp.
29:49Mickie, I reckon that is pretty darn close.
29:52Going above and beyond a place,
29:53someone who doesn't really feel the same way about you.
29:56It's real life.
29:56OK.
29:57Ten points to Mick LeMoye.
29:59Well done.
30:02That was ultra-slave.
30:07OK.
30:08Celia.
30:09Never felt so old.
30:11It makes me really feel a lot better
30:12to look over at you.
30:15We're going to unsubscribe from that drama
30:17to take a look at your algorithm-approved lingo.
30:23Have you encountered the so-called Gen Z stare?
30:26I got Gen Z stared so hard
30:28in the McDonald's drive-thru.
30:29I've experienced this a lot as a professor.
30:31This is the Gen Z stare that I got
30:32when I went to Chipotle.
30:33I'm coming to you as a victim of Gen Z.
30:35I've been personally victimized by the Gen Z stare.
30:38Now, Celia, for ten points...
30:40Yeah?
30:41I want you to look into that camera
30:42and give us a textbook Gen Z stroke Z stare.
30:52Pretty good.
30:53He eats to find his blank.
30:55Oh, that's right.
30:57Here he is.
30:58That's his, that's his, that's his turn.
31:01I don't really know.
31:02I just stare.
31:03Is it...
31:04I'm just learning.
31:05Is it when someone said...
31:07You know, an old person has said something
31:08sort of stupid?
31:09It can be motivated by anything,
31:11but you gave us a blank, expressionless look.
31:13It happens to me and I just panic.
31:15I just, I just make sounds of modems at them.
31:18It really confuses me.
31:18Okay.
31:22They have no idea.
31:23Celia, main quest achieved.
31:25Well done to you.
31:28All right.
31:30Mel, let's beta test some swag
31:32and check out your rizzed up rhetoric.
31:34Word is...
31:35Gyat.
31:36What does gyat mean?
31:38Gyat!
31:39Stop recording and just tell me what a gyat is.
31:42Gyat damn.
31:43Gyat.
31:44Mel, is a slang term for what?
31:46I don't think anyone's using the slang anymore
31:48because you've said it.
31:51No, it's a large rear end.
31:55Because you say gyat damn.
31:57It's a short for gyat damn
31:59and often said when you spot someone with,
32:01as you say, a larger rear end.
32:04Yeah, you did that.
32:05You did that.
32:06Well done.
32:07Well done.
32:09That was valid.
32:12Okay.
32:16You can't read them off a card.
32:20What's worse of the video?
32:22That was...
32:23Yeah.
32:24Okay.
32:25Ed, not to flex,
32:27but I'm here dripping with goblin mode energy
32:29for your grammar lesson.
32:31Today I'm going to be touching grass.
32:33Is it real grass?
32:34Oh my God, Danny.
32:36Touch grass.
32:36You need to touch grass.
32:37You know, you'll see comments sometimes
32:39and it's like,
32:39touch grass.
32:40That shit works, man.
32:43And what does it mean to tell someone to touch grass?
32:46Well, firstly,
32:46I just wish we were donating influences to a Denmark zoo.
32:51I don't know.
32:52It's just to get back to nature.
32:54You've got to get back,
32:54get off screens,
32:56get back to nature.
32:57Ironically,
32:57they're telling us to do that via TikTok.
32:59Is that...
32:59Am I close?
33:01Ten points to Ed Pennelly.
33:03All right.
33:04Nice.
33:05Good skills.
33:06All right.
33:07Sam,
33:08bit of a plot twist.
33:09Let me demonstrate vibes into action.
33:12I'm going to demonstrate a move for you
33:14and then ask you a very simple question.
33:17Here we go.
33:17All right.
33:17Come over here.
33:18Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
33:19This is hugely viral.
33:21Is this if this segment couldn't get any worse?
33:24Give it to us.
33:25I love this episode of Old People's Home for Four Year Olds.
33:28Here we go.
33:28Here we go.
33:43Sam,
33:44what two words spring to mind when you see that?
33:48An idiot.
33:49Oh, right.
33:51That's huge.
33:55Okay.
33:57Hey, hey, hey.
33:59Terminal cringe.
34:00Yeah.
34:02If anyone wants to leave, you can go.
34:04No, no, it's fine.
34:05Do you know what I'm doing?
34:06Yeah.
34:07Yeah, everyone...
34:07Now, you all know, do you?
34:08Yeah.
34:09You all know what it's called?
34:10Yeah.
34:10Yeah, I do.
34:11What is it?
34:12Holding us hostage.
34:16No, it's like you're crafting an image of coolness
34:19in an effortless manner.
34:21What?
34:21This is what you're trying to...
34:23Because I've only seen that little kid in the front of the boat
34:25and he's doing that.
34:26The thing he's doing has a name.
34:28It's something farming.
34:30Aura farming.
34:31Sam, it is indeed Aura farming.
34:32And if you don't believe me, take a look.
34:34Don't say congratulations.
34:35Yeah.
34:37Oh, yeah.
34:38Oh.
34:40Oh.
34:41And all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
34:48Down with a kiss.
34:49Back with all, have you been panicking?
34:51Please sign up for this.
35:03We're back.
35:04You're watching, have you been panicking?
35:06With hands on buzzers.
35:09This is exciting.
35:10Scientists have developed a world-first vaccine
35:12that protects cows and other animals
35:15against devastating...
35:16Protects cows against devastating...
35:18Celia?
35:19Lions.
35:19Is well...
35:21There'll be a shield.
35:23Mick?
35:23Lipple rash.
35:24Is well...
35:24Full time.
35:26Out of rash.
35:27Sam?
35:27Denmark zoos.
35:28OK.
35:29You're getting distracted.
35:30Not that.
35:31Melody?
35:31Cash cow disease.
35:32That's a serious problem.
35:35Ed?
35:35It's your foot and mouth disease, Tommy.
35:37Yes, indeed.
35:37This alleged drug gang in the UK
35:40was taken down by an unlikely snitch.
35:43Who was it?
35:44Dogged them in.
35:45Mickey?
35:45It was a parrot.
35:46Yes.
35:46What?
35:47It was a parrot.
35:47Their pet parrot was saying,
35:48two for 25, two to 25,
35:50which is the drug...
35:50Take a look.
35:51Two for 25.
35:54The whole animal community's in uproar.
35:57David Attenborough came out and said,
35:58snitches get stitches.
36:00He said...
36:01I thought it would have said,
36:02Polly want a crack.
36:03You would have thought...
36:06A missed opportunity.
36:07I cannot believe that bird is a rat.
36:09Oh, there we go.
36:11This US-made ice cream has raised eyebrows
36:13for its bold new flavour.
36:15What is it?
36:17Melanie?
36:18Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's?
36:20Oh, there we go.
36:22There we go.
36:23Not candle-related.
36:24I know.
36:24It'll be breast milk.
36:26Breast milk?
36:28People are obsessed.
36:28Yeah, it's cookies and cleavage,
36:30I believe is the...
36:31I'll tell you what.
36:33Jesus.
36:35Jesus.
36:37I feel sorry for Frida.
36:38She's going to be punching it out.
36:39I'm not, stop.
36:40It's actually cow or colostrum,
36:43but they're still calling it a breast milk.
36:44To a tyre shop in Perth.
36:47Hello.
36:48Hello.
36:49Look at that.
36:50Whoa.
36:51Sorry, there should have been a trigger warning on that too.
36:55What happens next?
36:57Celia.
36:57A full moon.
36:58Well, it's three quarters as we're looking at it.
37:01Anyone know it's quite dramatic?
37:04Sam.
37:04Well, I'll take a guess.
37:07Because of the smoke.
37:09And suggest there's an explosion.
37:11Oh, my goodness.
37:12Sam.
37:12What is it, though?
37:13Take a look.
37:19What is it?
37:20That's a lithium battery exploding.
37:22Should have put it out with his arse crack.
37:25Alright, it's time to test the heart rate.
37:36And tonight's sports segment is brought to you by The Naked Gun.
37:39The best Naked Gun film since the last one.
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37:44Looking forward to it.
37:45A fascinating scene from Lords this week.
37:48And if ever you wanted drama, here's drama for you.
37:52That is drama indeed.
37:52What's going on there?
37:54Melanie.
37:56He's pretending he has a gun.
37:59He has a slightly sore arm and he was giving it large with a cast, etc.
38:06Would you mean last man Chris Wokes came out to bat with a dislocated shoulder?
38:09Well, he claims that, but he's English, so broken nail.
38:14And it didn't do the trick.
38:18Also, giving it large, the Down With The Kids segment is over.
38:22Sorry.
38:23The opening match of the 100 at Lords was interrupted by what?
38:27Celia.
38:28Gender reveal.
38:29I think that's the opening ceremony.
38:31An unusual sight at Lords.
38:35I saw this.
38:36It was a fox.
38:37It was indeed.
38:38Take a look.
38:39Well, this is a first.
38:41I'm at the home of cricket.
38:43And not even on Fox Sports.
38:45Thank you, Mel.
38:47Off to the Denmark Zoo.
38:50Moving on.
38:51Meet Jen Powell.
38:53She's made MLB history as the first woman to have what job?
38:57Never had one of these before, Mel.
38:59Third base.
39:00What job is that?
39:01No, it's...
39:03It doesn't run to the base.
39:04Sam.
39:06First woman to umpire in the major leagues.
39:09In a regular season.
39:10And you were telling me during the week you thought it was political.
39:11Thank you, sir.
39:14Political correctness gone mad, Tom.
39:15We'll move on.
39:16Wokeness ruining society.
39:18And you said the old rule, ladies bring a home plate.
39:21Yeah, I...
39:21That was what I said.
39:23You insisted.
39:25Yes.
39:25Goodbye.
39:26Um, Sam, I'll pay that.
39:28Well, big announcement from the US Open.
39:30It'll now be...
39:32Uh, Nick.
39:33More interesting?
39:34Well, maybe because of this it's going to be something to do with, um, what you achieve
39:40for winning the event.
39:42Melanie?
39:42You get the most money.
39:44Yes.
39:44It's the richest prize purse in tennis.
39:47Winners go home with, uh, seven million Australian pitch.
39:50What's the first?
39:51Yeah, less the tariffs, of course, but it's going to be...
39:54And they've got to replace the ball kids with Labradors.
39:57Oh, well, that's a good one, Tom.
39:59Not that much fun with that thing.
40:01That's a very good idea.
40:02I mean, they get the balls, but good luck getting them back.
40:04Yeah, exactly.
40:05You're a thinker, Mickey.
40:06Very good idea.
40:07To a soccer match in Lithuania.
40:12What are those fans angry about?
40:18I mean, maybe that's just how you reserve a court, you know?
40:20Like, for a pool table, you put a coin on there.
40:23Soccer field, you just have to chuck a bunch of cases.
40:24Do you call that a court?
40:28How does it feel?
40:30A grassy court?
40:31I'm getting the feeling that that is incorrect.
40:36Sam, what's going on?
40:37It's a bit triggering for Mick, by the way.
40:39That's how most of his relationships ended.
40:42Well, I need to know what's going on.
40:43I thought it was a home movie.
40:46Ed, what's going on there?
40:47They want the coach to pack his bags and leave.
40:50That's FC Antler.
40:52Thank you, Ed.
40:53They want to look it up at home.
40:55We've got to take a break.
40:56Back for that winner.
40:57Right after this.
41:08We're back.
41:09Let's close this show out with a little Rapid Recall.
41:13And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
41:16You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
41:19Oh, so true.
41:21Thank you, Ed.
41:22All right.
41:23Start that clock.
41:25Astronaut Jim Lovell died at the age of 97.
41:28He was famous for uttering those immortal words, Houston...
41:32Mick?
41:33We have a problem.
41:34He is indeed.
41:44I don't know how it's turned into a rally, by the way.
41:47You know, just for the sake...
41:49You know, that's not what he said.
41:50What did he say?
41:51What did he say?
41:52What did he say?
41:52He said, Houston, we've had a problem.
41:54Yeah.
41:55He's been misquoted.
41:56Thank you very much.
41:57I believe the exact words were, Houston, I've done a shit in my city.
42:03So, am I going to give the points to Mick or do you want to?
42:05No, no, that's...
42:06I'll take them.
42:08Rapid Recall...
42:09I'm just letting you know.
42:10That is actually...
42:11He said, we've had a problem.
42:12It's good stuff, yeah.
42:13I feel like we should point out that Mick is aware that he could potentially win,
42:16which is why this sudden energy shift...
42:20I can feel the support.
42:21Yeah.
42:22All right.
42:23Mick, points are yours.
42:24Let's go.
42:2490,000 Sydneysiders braved the weather to do what on Sunday morning?
42:30Sam, ironically, tell Mel...
42:33Tell Melburnians how good their weather is.
42:35That's a Saturday night great day.
42:37Mick?
42:38It was a...
42:38A run.
42:39Oh, my God.
42:41Oh, my God.
42:47That is going on.
42:49I'll need a run.
42:50A city to surf.
42:51A fun run.
42:52Yes, sir.
42:52A fun run.
42:56This, um...
42:57This is Rapid Recall.
42:58If you're going to cheer every...
43:00Give me a long segment, so we'll whip through, Mickey.
43:02You're going to have the point.
43:03According to the latest Gallup poll, who is America's most hated figure?
43:08Mick.
43:08Elon Musk?
43:09Yes, sir.
43:1161% of Americans hold a dim view of him.
43:14The island nation of Nauru has just sold its first what?
43:18I'm not going to...
43:18I'm not touching it.
43:21Sam, can I just point out we're all too scared to buzz in?
43:23No, it is.
43:24Buzz in.
43:25Buzz in.
43:26You're all good.
43:26This is too beautiful.
43:27I don't know what's going on.
43:29What's he going to do?
43:30Come on.
43:30What's Nauru just sold?
43:31Just love an underdog.
43:32For the first time.
43:33Help me out.
43:34Ed?
43:36It's citizenship.
43:37Passport.
43:37Yeah, you basically buy your way.
43:38Yeah, I'm willing to be the bad guy here.
43:40Let's do this thing.
43:42A new study has revealed brain rot can occur after just three minutes doing what?
43:48Mick.
43:48Watching the Logies.
43:52How does that?
43:54More general.
43:55We all do too much.
43:56It's Melanie.
43:57I know they sponsor the segment, but Ed's you, he adds.
44:00Yeah, totally.
44:02Can I just point out I was deeply hurt by Mick's comment?
44:05Oh, it was...
44:09Sam.
44:10You did a great job.
44:12You guys...
44:12For three minutes.
44:17What is the brain rot?
44:18Yeah, brain rot for scrolling for three minutes.
44:21On social media?
44:22On social media, which is why I always do way more than three minutes.
44:25Thank you very much.
44:26You get mental fogginess.
44:28Cat lovers gathered on Friday to...
44:30Oh, we're out of time.
44:32Let's check that final leaderboard, and our winner is...
44:35Mick.
44:35He's got it.
44:36Yeah.
44:36Yeah.
44:38Yeah.
44:38Yeah.
45:03Let's have a victory at a speech.
45:05Oh, it's a victory we all needed.
45:06No time for a speech.
45:08Congratulations to our winner.
45:09Thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
45:12We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
45:14when preparing for a live news cross in Brazil.
45:18Oh, no.
45:20And that's how it's done.
45:21Good night, Australia.
45:22See you all next week.
45:23Woo!
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45:34Woo!
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