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00:09Tonight, join Celia Pequola, Pete Hallia, Lizzie Hu, Ed Cavalli and Sam Payne as we look
00:17back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now our special guest host, Stephen Curry.
00:28If you want anything to say, great to have your company for a look back through the events
00:33of the past seven days.
00:34I'm Stephen Curry, looking after the podium for Tom Gleisner, who's finally taken the hint
00:39and retired.
00:40As always, there's been a lot happening in the world and here are five hand-selected experts,
00:45hopefully to join a few dots.
00:48Currently filming a new TV comedy and here to tell us more about it, it is the stunning
00:52star power, and yes, she did make me say that, of Celia Pequola.
00:59Literary giant and corporate host extraordinaire, there is literally nothing he won't do for
01:03a dollar, it's Pete Hallia.
01:07Handing over the hosting baton after his triumph last week, although not quite good enough to
01:11give him a second bite of the apple, it's Ed Cavalli.
01:14Hello, hello, hello, you.
01:17Golf enthusiast and greyhound lover, and not necessarily in that order, it is the sultry
01:20voice of AirAsia, it's Lizzie Hu.
01:25And kipped at the post last week.
01:28Let's see if he can go one better tonight, although I suspect it's unlikely.
01:31Sam Bang!
01:37Hello, Pete.
01:39Hey, Steve.
01:39Welcome to the show.
01:40Great to be hanging with you.
01:42As always, mate.
01:43Now, we saw a pic of you in Perth during the week.
01:46Yes.
01:46You were, of course, hosting another corporate, the Building Excellence Awards.
01:51Patrick John Barry, Young Builder of the Year.
01:53Are you as surprised as everyone here?
01:56I wasn't surprised, I've been a fan of his work for a long time now, and it's actually
02:00a ventriloquist doll, actually, that's my...
02:06No, it's the Master Builders Award, I've done it in the last couple of years, and it's
02:10a long night, because after every second award, there's a smoko, so thanks a lot to
02:15get through it.
02:16But great to see you, Lizzie, great to see you, Lizzie Hu.
02:22Now, we do feel honoured to have the voice of AirAsia back on the show, although I'm more
02:27of a Jetstar man, but what kind of jobs are you doing for them?
02:31Oh, I'm doing everything.
02:32I'll do everything they tell me, I'm doing ads, I'm doing travel, eating, even, I've
02:38even danced with them.
02:40Oh, I think we've got a clip of you and the Vibe team here, don't we?
02:45Oh, wow.
02:52As Dennis Denuto said, it is all about the Vibe.
02:55It is the Vibe.
02:56I'd love to see you, Celia.
02:58We are amazing news announced during the week.
03:02You'll be starring in a new series called Dog Park.
03:05Sounds like a bit of fun.
03:06That's correct.
03:06It's like Jurassic Park, but cheaper.
03:09There it is.
03:10That's me.
03:11I'm in the purple.
03:12That's me.
03:12Oh, yes.
03:14That's my old friend, Leon Ford.
03:15That's right, Leon Ford.
03:16Okay.
03:17All right, well, let's take a look.
03:18Let me tell you what it's about.
03:19I play Susan Dog.
03:20He's Jonathan Park, and we are cybercrime detectives.
03:23That's not it at all.
03:25Oh, no, it's not.
03:26It's about Dog Park.
03:27About a dog park.
03:29See, so that was a joke that I made, that it's Dog Park, and it's about Susan Dog and
03:32Jonathan Park, but I'm getting so many messages for people who are obsessed for me to actually
03:35write that one, so that's going to be the next one.
03:37You know, like, I'm this close to taking away your badge, dog.
03:40Yeah, yeah.
03:41But no, this show is, it's real dogs in a real dog park.
03:44I'm having such a great time.
03:46It's a...
03:46Okay.
03:47That dog looked like it wanted to put itself down.
03:51And now you and I have just appeared in a show together, Edge?
03:55Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Oh, let me guess.
03:58Cat Park.
03:58No, no, no.
04:00No, it's called The Amazing Race, although not quite an amazing race for you, though,
04:03was it?
04:03Okay.
04:05Yeah, my wife, Tiffany Hall, and I were eliminated on the first episode.
04:10How long were you there for?
04:11About a day.
04:12I was there for...
04:13It took 38 hours to get to Nepal.
04:15And we raced for three hours and we went home.
04:18Okay.
04:19We should get on with the show.
04:21Hands on buzzers.
04:23How am I going so far?
04:24Amazing.
04:25Not well.
04:26Okay, great.
04:27No points for you.
04:28All right.
04:29This made national headlines.
04:32Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has suffered a bit of an awkward wardrobe malfunction in
04:36the Solomon Islands.
04:37They're words you never want to hear again.
04:40What was Albo's wardrobe malfunction?
04:44Yes, Celia.
04:44Nip slip.
04:45No.
04:46No, not a nip slip, Sam.
04:48Running shorts, left nut.
04:53No, nothing slipped.
04:54Nothing slipped.
04:55No part of him slipped, Pete.
04:57He wore the wrong shirt.
04:59Here we go.
04:59All the other leaders wore blue shirts.
05:01And he wore ten reasons why beer is better than women's shirt.
05:06Well, no, I don't agree with it.
05:09Only eight of the reasons stack up, to be honest.
05:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:12You sounded pretty convincing when you were saying it, though.
05:14All right, let's take a look.
05:15PM, sitting with leaders at the signing of the climate treaty, looking like the...
05:24And Celia, thank you for coming dressed as Albo tonight.
05:29Now, it has been a busy week for the Prime Minister.
05:33Anthony Albanese was taken to the Pacific Islands Forum in a controversial car.
05:36Hmm, what was the car?
05:39What was the car, Lizzie?
05:40Shag-ing wagon.
05:41Oh.
05:42That's what he called it.
05:43We're looking for the make and model.
05:45Yes, Celia?
05:46Dodge-em.
05:46No, no.
05:48No, no, Sam?
05:50Was it a go-go-mobile and would you like me to spell it?
05:52Wow.
05:54I'm thinking you're going to anyway, so...
05:56You've got to do the accent.
05:57G-O-R-G-G-O-R.
06:00Yeah, yeah.
06:01Very good.
06:02Very good.
06:05I just don't think we encouraged that at this point of the show.
06:08It's a very bad precedent, Ed.
06:10Mate, it was a BYD, my friend.
06:12Build your dreams.
06:13Chinese built BYD, my friend.
06:14What the hell are you talking about?
06:15BYD, no.
06:17The other one.
06:18Which one?
06:18The other one.
06:19Great Wall.
06:20All right.
06:22All Chinese cars look the same.
06:24Oh, Lizzie.
06:25Classy, you're right.
06:26Great Wall tank hybrid from China.
06:29Runs on LPG and MSG.
06:31All right.
06:33Now.
06:33It's a classic.
06:35Is that racist, Ed?
06:35I'll tell you what.
06:36Between me and Lizzie, you've got some covered tonight.
06:38Oh, no.
06:40Okay, here is a new term we learnt.
06:44Ghost sharks.
06:44Ghost shark.
06:45Ghost sharks.
06:46Ghost sharks.
06:47Ghost sharks.
06:47What are ghost sharks?
06:49Lizzie.
06:50It's Greg Norman's ancestors.
06:54That's a lot of fun, Steve.
06:55No, no.
06:56I love the answer, but it's not right.
06:57Celia.
06:57Is it sharks that go on a couple of dates and then just stop contact?
07:00Yeah.
07:01Yes.
07:01It's really...
07:02Sounds like it should be.
07:03Anyone else?
07:04Yes, Ed.
07:04Brand new submarines for the Australian Navy.
07:07Yeah, what's special about them, though?
07:08Built BY Great Wall?
07:09No.
07:11Yes, Sam.
07:12They are autonomous.
07:14They are autonomous.
07:16Well done, Sam.
07:16Ten points.
07:17Thank you, Stephen.
07:17To some exciting news from NASA.
07:20This very well could be the clearest sign of life that we have ever found on Mars.
07:25What have they found on Mars?
07:27Yes, Lizzie.
07:29Was it Amelia Earhart?
07:31No.
07:33No.
07:33In all seriousness, those lime scooters are everywhere.
07:36No.
07:38They are, but that's not the answer.
07:44It's always...
07:45Celia.
07:45I tell you, the amazing race destinations are getting very impressive.
07:49And by the way, I am in a bit of a hurry here, guys.
07:51I've got to be back in Uzbekistan in 22 hours.
07:54They don't know I'm gone.
07:56Ed, you can stick around.
07:57You won't be required.
07:59But...
08:00Mate, I'll get you out of this.
08:01It's always rocks or there used to be water there under some rocks.
08:04Yeah, well, rock markings believed to be evidence of ancient microbial life.
08:08And speaking of ancient microbial life, big shout-out to Tommy Gleisner in whatever nursing
08:14home they've locked you up in.
08:16OK, Sweden's new health minister, Elizabeth Land, had a tough first day on the job.
08:20What happened?
08:22Yes, Pete?
08:23Did she forget her Alan Key?
08:24OK.
08:31No, no, she didn't.
08:32She believed it or not.
08:33She didn't.
08:34Wow.
08:34That's weird.
08:35Anyone?
08:35This is good.
08:36This is fine.
08:36Yes, Celia Pacoala.
08:37She fainted.
08:38Yeah.
08:38She did faint.
08:39Let's take a look.
08:40Has a quick border.
08:41There you go.
08:44There you go.
08:44See, if you had her Alan Key, that wouldn't have fallen.
08:47That would have been set.
08:48That would have been set.
08:49Dramatic statement from NATO's Secretary-General Mark Ruter.
08:54Whether it was intentionally or not, it is absolutely reckless.
08:58What was reckless?
09:00Yes, Celia?
09:01His parents giving him the name Ruter.
09:04Probably.
09:06Yeah.
09:08I believe they gave him the name Mark.
09:12Sam?
09:13Russia flying drones over Poland.
09:15And I think I speak for everyone in saying, a little bit of horseplay.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Yeah.
09:22If there's one guy who likes a bit of horseplay, it's Ruter.
09:25You know what I'm saying?
09:27It's official.
09:28Pope Leo XIV has canonised the world's first...
09:33Yes, Celia?
09:34Canon printer.
09:36It is the patron saint of everlasting toner, Stephen.
09:40Check the card.
09:41Check the card.
09:41I've checked the card.
09:42It is 100% not there.
09:43Not even upside down.
09:44No, that is not the answer.
09:46Bit of fun, though.
09:46Bit of fun.
09:47Bit of fun.
09:47Bit of horseplay.
09:48Pete?
09:50He canonised the first millennial who they turned water into oat milk.
09:55Wow.
09:58It's a miracle.
09:59It's a miracle.
09:59I like that.
10:00I like that.
10:00We've got to take a break.
10:01Back with more Have You Been Paying Attention right after this.
10:05APPLAUSE
10:16It seems everyone is talking about ghost sharks.
10:19Ghost sharks.
10:20We're a nation good by ghost sharks.
10:22Which means that it's time to go fishing.
10:24That sounds delicious.
10:25In other news, there is a huge problem with the latest luxury SUV gifted by China.
10:30It's a car.
10:31Tutu.
10:32I want one.
10:38We're back.
10:39I'm Stephen Curry, and you're watching Have You Been Paying Attention?
10:42All right, hands on buzzers.
10:43We're not mucking around here.
10:44Let's go.
10:45OK.
10:46Women, beware.
10:47Weight loss wonder drugs are being linked to a rise in...
10:51A rise in...
10:52Yes, Celia?
10:54Erections.
10:59Very good answer, but no, no.
11:01You'd better give her half a point, Steve.
11:03I'll give you half a point.
11:06Sam?
11:07Well, it's a bit dramatic.
11:08A rise in sea levels.
11:10What?
11:11Not so much.
11:13No, Ed.
11:14A phrase you've heard many times, unplanned pregnancies.
11:17Yes, indeed.
11:18That is actually the correct answer.
11:20OK, to some wild animal news.
11:23A lizard has shocked keepers at a UK zoo by giving birth without...
11:28Giving birth without what?
11:30Yes, Celia?
11:31An epidural.
11:31Oh, no.
11:32You can't get through the scales.
11:34Lizzie?
11:35A gender reveal party.
11:38That would never happen.
11:39Sam?
11:40No, I gave birth without going on about how hard it is.
11:42Am I right?
11:47Again, thank you, Sam.
11:48No, no.
11:50Moving on.
11:52Without Lizzie?
11:53He didn't mate.
11:54Yes, that's right.
11:55No mating.
11:56It was...
11:56Well, no baiting or mating.
11:57It was a virgin birth.
11:59What?
11:59No.
12:00I was raised a Catholic.
12:01That's no news to me.
12:02There's no way.
12:03There is no way.
12:05Absolutely not.
12:05No, it's absolutely true.
12:07Someone fucked that lizard.
12:10Who was it?
12:11Who was it?
12:12OK.
12:17OK, I believe we have a special video quiz master standing by.
12:21Hi, everyone.
12:22Andy Lee here.
12:23You're looking good, Steve.
12:24Thank you, Andy.
12:25Wish I could say the same for you, Sam.
12:27Here's the question.
12:29This week, Hamish and I broke what world record?
12:33What world record did Hamish and Andy break?
12:37Ah, yes, Ed.
12:37I believe they had sex with the most lizards.
12:41Absolutely not.
12:42Ah, Julia.
12:43I know this.
12:44They've made...
12:44I don't know what.
12:45The tallest hat.
12:46Ah, well, let's see if you're right.
12:47The record for the world's tallest hat.
12:50Mm.
12:51Take a look.
12:57I mean...
12:57It's inspiring.
12:58Is there an argument for too much time on you?
13:00Yeah.
13:02Or proof that they've finally run out of ideas.
13:04Either way, this dashcam footage out of New York has gone viral.
13:12So...
13:12Pretty exciting so far.
13:14What happens next?
13:16Yes, Pete?
13:17It sounds like there's Gold FM playing on that stereo.
13:20Is Tom live-streaming his holiday?
13:22Yeah.
13:24He's not.
13:24He is, but no.
13:25Lizzie?
13:26I think what happens is the chorus comes in.
13:28Oh, that's good.
13:29Yeah.
13:29The creedest player.
13:31The creedest player.
13:32Sam?
13:32A car...
13:33Yep.
13:34..kind of goes across lanes.
13:36All right, let's take a look.
13:38Oh, my God.
13:40Mate, Hamish Danny will do anything.
13:43LAUGHTER
13:45All right, time to get a little glamorous.
13:56And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you
13:58by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
14:00It's a bit rock and roll.
14:02No, it's not.
14:04LAUGHTER
14:04All right, this is nice.
14:07Youngest Hemsworth brother, Liam, made what big announcement?
14:11Yes, you...
14:12He's going to his room.
14:13He is going to his room.
14:16Not the answer, Sam.
14:18Oh, this is wonderful news for Liam.
14:19He's getting engaged.
14:21Sorry, he got engaged.
14:22So that woman.
14:23To Gabriella Brooks.
14:25So seven times a chance.
14:26Hey.
14:26All right.
14:27You ever worked with him, Kaz?
14:28Uh, who, Liam Hemsworth?
14:30Yeah.
14:30I haven't worked with him, but all the Hemsworth brothers
14:33have been on Neighbours, and me and my two brothers
14:35have been on Neighbours, so the answer is no.
14:38LAUGHTER
14:40OK.
14:42Legendary actor Sir Michael Caine surprised fans
14:46by revealing he's now doing what?
14:49Yes, Lizzie?
14:50I think he's doing his own stunts now.
14:52LAUGHTER
14:53No, he's not, no, no, no, it would be dangerous.
14:56What's up with Caine?
14:57Yes, Pete?
14:58So you're tempting an accent that isn't Michael Caine?
15:00Oh.
15:01No, he's not.
15:02All right, Ed.
15:03He's either retiring or un-retiring.
15:05Uh, well, except that he's coming out of retirement
15:08to star, of course, with Vin Diesel.
15:10Of course.
15:11Of course.
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13She'll be back in retirement in no time.
15:14All right.
15:16Have you ever worked with Vin Diesel?
15:17Uh, believe it or not, no, I haven't.
15:19But he and his two brothers have both been on neighbours as well.
15:22LAUGHTER
15:23OK, Gillian Murphy appeared on Stephen Colbert's Late Show.
15:27You said the feeling you have is Romo.
15:30Yeah.
15:30I guess it's the opposite of FOMO.
15:34Yes.
15:34So instead of fear of missing out, you have...
15:37Romo, the opposite of FOMO.
15:38What is it?
15:39Yes, Pete?
15:41Well, Romo is my favourite Italian laundry detergent.
15:44LAUGHTER
15:46Is that right?
15:47I'm a bit confused.
15:48LAUGHTER
15:49This is interesting.
15:50This is fascinating.
15:51Go on, then.
15:52But I assume if it's the opposite, is it relief?
15:56Relief of missing out?
15:57Uh, let's take a look.
15:58Relief of missing out.
15:59That's a wrong one.
16:00Yeah.
16:03I have Kokomo.
16:05It's a fear of the Beach Boys.
16:06LAUGHTER
16:08LAUGHTER
16:10Robert Irwin was unfeasibly pumped.
16:12It's terrifying.
16:14It's exciting.
16:15It's an adrenaline rush.
16:17It's the greatest thing ever.
16:20What is he talking about?
16:22Pete?
16:23You never forget the thrill of killing your first panda.
16:27LAUGHTER
16:27LAUGHTER
16:29It's the best, isn't it?
16:31What's that?
16:31Just to see the light go out of its eyes.
16:34No.
16:35Not the answer, no.
16:37Anyone?
16:38Hang on.
16:38We know.
16:39We know.
16:40Well, Seals and I both have this experience.
16:43Yep.
16:44Unplanned pregnancy.
16:45No.
16:46It is a...
16:47He's doing Dancing with the Stars.
16:48USA, mate.
16:49He is competing on Dancing with the Stars.
16:52Did you last more than one episode in that one?
16:53LAUGHTER
16:55OK.
16:57I believe we have some special video quizmasters standing by.
17:02Hi, Stephen.
17:02Hi, everyone.
17:03I'm Gwilym Lee.
17:04And I'm Miranda Tapsall.
17:06We're starring in the TV series sequel to Top End Wedding.
17:10What's it called?
17:11What's the sequel to Top End Wedding called?
17:14Yes, Lizzie?
17:15I think it's called Rear End Exploring.
17:18LAUGHTER
17:19LAUGHTER
17:20LAUGHTER
17:22LAUGHTER
17:23LAUGHTER
17:23No.
17:23That is excellent.
17:25You and your three brothers in that one, were you?
17:28No.
17:29LAUGHTER
17:32It is, however, my favourite album by Jet.
17:35LAUGHTER
17:36OK, what is the sequel called?
17:39There's no baby.
17:39It's Top End Bub.
17:41It is Top End Bub.
17:43Uh, Goggle Boxers, we're back on the couch.
17:46Backflip, frontflip.
17:47What is going on, sir?
17:48Get out of here.
17:49Oh, stop showing off.
17:51What were they watching?
17:52Yes, Pete?
17:53I see your sex safe finally got some traction.
17:55LAUGHTER
17:56Finally got some traction, Steve.
17:58You sent it in, did you?
17:59Took a little bit of time.
18:01They're watching you, aren't they?
18:02The Race, Amazing Race.
18:03They're not watching you.
18:04The Amazing Race.
18:06LAUGHTER
18:08The, uh, the Goggle Boxers are loving the show.
18:10And, Ed, all jokes aside, you did make a real impact.
18:13Ed and Tiff.
18:14Oh.
18:15Who are they?
18:16LAUGHTER
18:21No way, honey.
18:24Fantastic.
18:25What's fantastic.
18:26Oh, okay.
18:27As a semi-professional host, I shouldn't enjoy that so much.
18:30We've got to take a break.
18:32Back with our special guest, Chris Martha.
18:34Right after this.
18:35APPLAUSE
18:47We're back, you're watching, how you've been paying attention,
18:49and it's time to meet our special guest, Quizmaster.
18:53She is part of a global juggernaut
18:55that's been solving crimes for over 20 years,
18:57and when the Aussie spin-off landed in the US,
19:00almost 10 million viewers turned in
19:02to see her do stuff like this.
19:06So, what now?
19:10LAUGHTER
19:12Mm, vaguely unnecessary.
19:14Please welcome the star of NCIS Sydney, Olivia Swann.
19:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:22How are you going?
19:23Good, how are you?
19:24Good thanks, come on in.
19:25Hey, great.
19:26Hi.
19:27Should have worn my high heels.
19:29Um, okay, so, uh, first things first,
19:32welcome to the show.
19:33Thank you, thank you for having me.
19:34And what does NCIS stand for?
19:36It stands for Naval Criminal Investigative Service.
19:40That's what I was going to say.
19:41LAUGHTER
19:42Yes, now, we have just seen you
19:44in some pretty full-on action.
19:46Do you get to do much of your own stunt work?
19:48I do.
19:49I get to work with our incredible stunts team.
19:51They teach me all of the stuff.
19:53I do as much as I can,
19:55and all the dangerous stuff, they're like, no.
19:58They do it themselves.
19:59They step in.
20:00Olivia, are there many dogs in your show?
20:02Oh!
20:04No, but I'd love one.
20:06Oh!
20:07Pitch.
20:07Crossover episode?
20:08No.
20:09I'll work on it.
20:10I'd like to point out that Celia put her hand up
20:12like it's your chance.
20:14That's great.
20:15I was raised.
20:15Oh, Sam's got his hand up.
20:17It's cute.
20:17He's got his hand up.
20:19Olivia, welcome.
20:20I don't know if you know this,
20:21but, yeah, Stephen is one of this country's
20:22most accomplished actors.
20:23I just wonder if you've seen him in anything, um, ever.
20:26Uh, the castle.
20:28Oh!
20:29Oh!
20:35Well, you handled that well, didn't you, Steve?
20:37Yeah.
20:39Yes, I told Olivia that before the show.
20:41Um, anyway.
20:42Olivia, um, one of Steve's favourite, um,
20:45most memorable lines in the castle is,
20:47I dug a hole.
20:48Can you give us a reading of that line?
20:50How would you have delivered that?
20:52I dug a hole.
20:55I like that.
20:57I prefer it.
20:58Uh, bucket list tick.
21:02So, do you want to hit the NCIS family?
21:04That must have been a game changer.
21:06Oh, it was.
21:06It was so, so much fun.
21:08Yeah, look, there's the team.
21:09Right in front of the Harbour Bridge.
21:10Now, Olivia, we were in the green room
21:11just chatting before the show.
21:13Yes.
21:13And Sam, you know, really knows your work very well.
21:17Um, don't.
21:19What did you ask Olivia from NCIS Sydney, Sam?
21:23And be honest.
21:24I asked Olivia if the show was shot in Sydney.
21:28What?
21:30What is happening?
21:31I'd say it's a valid question, but I'd be lying.
21:33Yeah!
21:35It may be time to move on
21:36in case you've got another question to ask there, Sam.
21:38All right, I've noticed...
21:39Here we go.
21:39..that this accent that you have now
21:42is not the one you use in the show.
21:44Correct.
21:44Very good.
21:45Really good, yes.
21:46So you're an English person
21:47playing an American in a show set in Australia?
21:50Yes.
21:51Are you as confused as we are?
21:52Perhaps more so.
21:54Yeah.
21:54I think I spend more time in Australia
21:57as an American than a Brit.
21:59So this is refreshing for me.
22:00You know what?
22:01It's funny you say that
22:02because Pete's amazing at accents.
22:04Give him any country in the world
22:06and you'll be shocked at how accurate it is.
22:08Um, can you do Irish?
22:10Oh, some of you went China, but, um...
22:14I mean, Jamaica was my first thought,
22:16but, um...
22:17Well, maybe not.
22:19LAUGHTER
22:21LAUGHTER
22:21To be sure, to be sure.
22:22Oh!
22:24APPLAUSE
22:26It's really something.
22:27As someone who has the father of your child is Irish,
22:30how would that be received?
22:31That's deeply offensive.
22:34Cancelled.
22:34OK, I think we're going to get this show back on the road.
22:38Olivia has very, very kindly offered
22:40to ask you lot some questions.
22:43Are you ready, Olivia?
22:44I'm so ready.
22:45Here we go.
22:46OK, this is exciting.
22:47There's a new addition to the NCIS universe.
22:50The show is called NCIS What?
22:54Yes, Pete?
22:55NCIS NDIS.
22:57LAUGHTER
22:59LAUGHTER
23:00LAUGHTER
23:01No, he knows that's not the answer.
23:03He knows that's not the answer.
23:04I think maybe he does know.
23:05Yes, sir.
23:06Now, it's named after the two lead characters,
23:09Tony and...
23:11Nazika.
23:12Oh!
23:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:13LAUGHTER
23:14LAUGHTER
23:15LAUGHTER
23:15Ah, Lizzie?
23:16No, it's Tony and Ziva.
23:18Ah!
23:19That is correct.
23:21Yes.
23:22LAUGHTER
23:22OK, the trailer for Hugh Jackman's latest film is out.
23:26I'm not a sex symbol.
23:27I just want to entertain people.
23:29MUSIC PLAYS
23:33Who is he playing?
23:35Yes, Pete.
23:35Finally, a Daryl Summers, uh...
23:38LAUGHTER
23:38..biopic.
23:40That reference will mean nothing to you.
23:42I just smiled and hope for the best.
23:46Yes, man.
23:47He's playing a Neil Diamond impersonator.
23:50He is.
23:50Yes.
23:51Come on, Simon.
23:52That's great.
23:53That's great.
23:53Well done.
23:54Oh, it's just the right answer.
23:55That's right.
23:57Very impressive.
23:57Olivia, who's some of the, you know, bigger-name actors
24:00that you've worked with?
24:01Here we go.
24:01Oh, well, actually, this season, season three,
24:04we have one and only Stephen Peacock is joining us on the show.
24:07Oh, everyone, Stephen Peacock.
24:08Yes, the very...
24:09Home and Away and your other...
24:10Your other thing.
24:11Yeah, yes, Sam.
24:12Did you hear my question?
24:15LAUGHTER
24:20Olivia, I did what I could for you,
24:21but he was always going to do that.
24:23John, I hope you weren't hoping for manners or politeness.
24:27What?
24:27Oh, this is actually...
24:28Is this not Australian manners?
24:30This is very much more.
24:31Oh, no.
24:32Oh, dear.
24:34All right, there we go.
24:35It's all right.
24:36Tom would never do that.
24:37Don't cut into that clip, please.
24:38OK.
24:40Tom wouldn't do that.
24:41APPLAUSE
24:45You dropped the cards
24:47and then made Olivia pick them up.
24:50There it is there.
24:51Very creepy behaviour, mate.
24:53Very creepy.
24:54Chivalry is not dead.
24:56It's just busy.
24:58All right.
24:59OK, this moment from the VMA's red carpet
25:02has caused a stir.
25:03Dojo, all the way to the race.
25:05Dojo, look here for me.
25:08What was Doja Cat revealed to be eating?
25:12Yes, Pete?
25:13It was lipstick and there were a lot of nervous
25:17or excited dogs in the area.
25:23Is that...
25:23No, before you tell him if he's right or not,
25:26Seals, is that an episode of the dog park?
25:30It's a lot of fun.
25:31It's supposed to be under wraps.
25:32No, what this actually is, it's ham.
25:35All lipstick is ham.
25:36Oh.
25:36Is it?
25:39Not what I got here.
25:40And the other side, yeah?
25:42All right, Lily.
25:44It's cake, I think, and it's made by that dessert master judge.
25:48Oh, chocolate.
25:49No.
25:49Oh, God, sorry.
25:50No?
25:51Is it good enough?
25:53No, Sam says no.
25:54It's chocolate.
25:55Yes.
25:55But my favourite part of that question was Olivia's reaction
26:00to Pete where she looked broken.
26:04Is that not everyone's reaction to Pete?
26:09Yes, it is chocolate in the shape of a lipstick made by dessert chef Omari Gouchon.
26:15OK, next question.
26:16Amanda Seyfried teased fans with this news.
26:19Is that happening?
26:20Did I read that right?
26:22Yeah, it is.
26:25It is?
26:26Yes.
26:27What's happening?
26:28Yes, Lizzie.
26:29I think a stroke.
26:32I think you might be right.
26:34What else is happening?
26:35Sam?
26:36It's the apocalypse and you've been warned.
26:40Celia?
26:40I know.
26:41It's Mamma Mia 3.
26:43Yes.
26:43Correct.
26:44So I was right.
26:47We've got to take a break.
26:49NCIS Sydney premieres 14th October on Paramount+.
26:52Would you please thank Olivia Swann?
27:08We're back and it's time for our one-on-one challenge
27:11where we put each of our contestants individually to the test.
27:15This week saw the launch of the latest Apple gadgets.
27:18So naturally, well, it felt like the perfect opportunity
27:21for a new segment.
27:22We're calling...
27:26..like this.
27:30The rules are simple.
27:32We will show you each an iconic moment from a tech launch.
27:36All you have to do is answer a question about it.
27:39Now, Celia.
27:40Yes.
27:41Let's start with you.
27:45Every time.
27:46Let's shuffle back to 2005, 2005 for the rest of you
27:51and the Apple faithful have gathered in San Francisco
27:55for the latest product reveal from the turtleneck tech guru,
27:59Steve Jobs.
28:00I've got a pocket right here.
28:03Now, this pocket's been the one that your iPod's gone in,
28:06traditionally.
28:07The iPod and the iPod mini fit great in there.
28:11You ever wonder what this pocket's for?
28:13Can't believe I'm asking you this.
28:14What goes in the little pants pocket?
28:15Oh!
28:16I don't know.
28:17I'm a woman.
28:17I've never been overwhelmed with pockets.
28:20I've never gone, I have too many pockets.
28:22What goes in them?
28:23Yes.
28:24I'm assuming it's a smaller version.
28:25That was the iPod.
28:27Oh.
28:27So there's the iPod shuffle, which is tiny,
28:30but there's also...
28:31I know.
28:32This is my era.
28:33I had to listen to Mumbo No. 5 on something, Ed.
28:35Yeah, I know.
28:36You have to get it.
28:36You have to get it on the right track.
28:38Don't you worry.
28:39It's a little bit of Monica.
28:40Anyway, I'm going to say the iPod Nano.
28:44Oh, let's take a look.
28:47This is the new iPod Nano.
28:52I'm 42, everyone.
28:54I'm 42.
28:55Celia, you get the points.
28:57Well done.
28:59All right, Pete, are you ready?
29:00Billionaire Elon Musk's company SpaceX lit up the skies in 2018
29:06with the first flight of their American-made rocket,
29:09the Falcon Heavy.
29:10Millions were watching today his $90 million gamble,
29:14launching his own rocket.
29:15The SpaceX Falcon Heavy lifting off into a clear sky
29:19some very unusual cargo inside.
29:21What unusual cargo was on board Elon Musk's rocket?
29:25It's a good question, isn't it?
29:26It is a good question.
29:27Do you have a good answer?
29:29Oh, that's the question, isn't it?
29:34A Katy Perry impersonator.
29:36Oh.
29:37No, it was a...
29:38I'm going to say...
29:39I'm not sure if it was this one,
29:40but I know spiders were sent the space at some point.
29:44Here we go.
29:45Okay.
29:45Is that your answer?
29:46Yes.
29:48Let's have a look.
29:49Elon Musk's own Tesla sports car carried into space
29:52with a dummy there in the driver's seat.
29:54But you know how do kids call cars spiders these days?
29:57Yeah.
29:58Yeah, cool spiders, man.
29:59You are absolutely wrong.
30:00No points for you.
30:01All right.
30:03Lizzie.
30:03Are you ready?
30:04Yes.
30:04Let's set our sights on 2024, shall we?
30:08When social media mobile Mark Zuckerberg unveiled Meta's latest creation,
30:13a multi-billion dollar project, a decade in the making.
30:17I have something that I want to show you today.
30:22Yeah, thanks for keeping them secure.
30:25Okay.
30:30Okay, what was in the briefcase?
30:34Maybe all our passwords?
30:38I feel like he's already got those.
30:41What was in the briefcase?
30:42I don't know.
30:43Fishing lures.
30:46Fishing lures?
30:47Are we going with fishing lures?
30:50Spiders, spiders.
30:52Maybe some equipment, earphones.
30:55Okay.
30:55Airpods.
30:56The answer is equipment, earphones.
30:57No, no, not airpods.
30:59He's the wrong guy.
31:00Airpods.
31:01Headphones.
31:02Headphones.
31:02Okay, let's see if you're right.
31:04This is Orion, the most advanced glasses the world has ever seen.
31:08Yeah, so no points for you, because it was Meta's first pair of augmented reality glasses.
31:13Creeps around the world unite.
31:15Okay.
31:16We did.
31:17Okay.
31:19All right.
31:21Sam, say hello to 2014.
31:23Uh, when Irish rockers U2 and Apple CEO Tim Cook took centre stage to deliver a surprise
31:31to half a billion iTunes users.
31:34Five, four, three, two, one.
31:39One.
31:41Wow, that's instant gratification.
31:44Yeah.
31:45Did that really happen?
31:47Did that really happen?
31:49We're not kidding.
31:50That just happened.
31:52Pangy, what just happened?
31:54Did they become blood brothers?
31:58Not so much.
32:00Um, 2014.
32:01What were you doing in 2014, Sam?
32:04I was living in a car.
32:07Uh, any hints?
32:09Yeah, what song came on every time you turned that car on?
32:12Oh, that's a good hint.
32:13That's a good, strong hint.
32:15Oh, well, I'm glad everyone else is happy with that hint.
32:18What month did it happen in?
32:19Uh, good, thanks.
32:20How are you?
32:22I think it's the time that Apple automatically downloaded that album of theirs, which was called
32:32Songs of Innocence.
32:33Here we go.
32:33Automatically downloaded it to everyone's account.
32:36And people weren't that happy.
32:38No, it received widespread backlash, but you get the point.
32:41Well done, Sam.
32:44All right.
32:46Ed.
32:46Hello.
32:46After tackling space, Elon Musk shifted gears with the unveiling of Tesla's Cybertruck
32:53in 2019.
32:57We were able to make the skin out of ultra-hard stainless steel.
33:02Really hard.
33:02I'm going to show you just how hard.
33:04France has a sledgehammer.
33:06Yeah, don't hold back.
33:08Really wind up.
33:09Nail it.
33:11Mm.
33:13What else can we do with this truck?
33:15What other test was conducted on the Cybertruck?
33:19Well, as a good company man, I believe it was then frightened by a Triton.
33:23Um.
33:28Jeez, Kaz, I wish there was a company that could help you insure that.
33:34God.
33:35Very hard.
33:37Oh, you smash.
33:38You guys, you try to smash the window.
33:39It doesn't smash.
33:40My truck's great.
33:41Even though it looks like a hand dryer.
33:43If you swap that around, I'll tell you what, I might be able to give you a point.
33:45Are you selling fruit right now?
33:46Yeah.
33:47Is this an option?
33:49Oh, gentlemen, I am away.
33:50Is this an option?
33:52Okay.
33:52What about...
33:53You know what?
33:54I'm going to give it to you.
33:54They test out the windows.
33:56They try and smash the windows.
33:57Which went something like this.
34:00Oh!
34:01Yes!
34:02Maybe that was a little too hard.
34:04Maybe.
34:04Oh, my God.
34:06Maybe.
34:06You might be right.
34:07You get the points, by the way.
34:08Well done.
34:09Ed Catterley.
34:10Thank you all.
34:10Thank you all.
34:13And that all too soon.
34:15And brings us to the end of...
34:20Yes!
34:22Back with more Have You Been Paying Attention?
34:23Right after this!
34:36We're back.
34:37You are watching Have You Been Paying Attention?
34:40Hands on buzzers to London.
34:43And what were these security guards concealing?
34:47Yes, Lizzie?
34:48I've done this before.
34:49Classic move.
34:50Hard nipples.
34:50Ah!
34:53It was a Banksy that they scrubbed off.
34:56Indeed.
34:57Street artist Banksy's latest mural.
34:59It has since been scrubbed.
35:00And this popped up on the Australian Firefighter's Instagram during the week.
35:13What are they announcing?
35:14Yes, Celia?
35:15Unplanned pregnancies.
35:17Yes.
35:21I believe that's Celia's rider on Dog Park.
35:23I don't know how you got the footage.
35:25I really don't.
35:26No, no.
35:27No, Pete.
35:28They're actually rescue puppies and they specialise in rescuing strippers.
35:34Just like it might be, not the answer.
35:35No, it's got to be a calendar.
35:37It is indeed.
35:37Their 2026 calendar is now out.
35:39And I believe it's called Hoses Out.
35:41All right.
35:43I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
35:47Hi, Stephen.
35:48Hi, everyone.
35:49My name's Lee.
35:50And I'm from the Bluebell Inn in Arkendale.
35:54This week, our pub went viral just before our dinner service because of what?
35:59What interrupted Lee in the Bluebell Inn?
36:09That's a different restaurant.
36:13The Bluebell Inn's dinner.
36:16Yes, Celia?
36:16Well, he was incredibly sexually frustrated, Stephen.
36:20I do know a bunch of sheep were loose in there.
36:22Let's see if you're right.
36:23And the answer is because of sheep.
36:26Oh, my God, they're sheep.
36:28I mean, I've heard about farm to table, but this is ridiculous.
36:32Japanese YouTube sensation and the Internet's favourite cat, Maru,
36:38is back in the news.
36:40Maru, get in that bowl.
36:41Get in there.
36:43No.
36:45This is true.
36:46This week.
36:46Go, Pete.
36:47It's a clever ploy, but I reckon a goldfish are going to spot her.
36:51I think you might be wrong.
36:52I think you're absolutely wrong.
36:54There's no points yet.
36:55Anybody?
36:55Here we go.
36:56Lizzie?
36:56I think this is the start of the pickling process.
37:03Goodwill be it.
37:05I don't want to be the one to say this,
37:06but Maru has passed away at the age of 18.
37:10This is not how I wanted to find out.
37:13Yeah, but I mean, look, you know, in their defence,
37:16he did get a dignified stand-off.
37:18Did he?
37:18Yeah.
37:19Yeah.
37:22Classic.
37:23Classic material.
37:24Classic Maru.
37:25It is time to get a little athletic.
37:38And tonight's sports segment is brought to you by Disney+.
37:41Stream out of its world entertainment on Disney+.
37:44And they didn't make me say that.
37:45That's just how I feel.
37:46Veteran golfer John Daly broke a PGA Tour champions record
37:51on Friday when he did what?
37:54Yes, Sam.
37:55He broke the record for the most shots on a hole, 19.
37:58And I would like to see them all, please.
38:03That is absolutely right.
38:0419 shots on a single hole at a par-5 hole
38:07at the Sanford International.
38:09Yes.
38:09That's bad, is it?
38:10It's bad.
38:12Spain's La Vuelta time trials are being shortened.
38:16What is the reason?
38:17Yeah, Celia.
38:18Well, they're not taking as long.
38:22That's right.
38:23That's right.
38:24But there's no points to that one.
38:25That's a really good point you made.
38:27Hey, yes, Sam.
38:28Protesters are attacking the riders,
38:30so they've shortened the states.
38:32That's right.
38:32They protect cyclists from protesters
38:34who've been disrupting the race.
38:36All right.
38:36Women's Rugby World Cup players
38:39are trialling flashing mouthguards.
38:42What do they detect?
38:44Yes, Pete?
38:45Gum disease.
38:47No, that's the helmets.
38:49Yes, anybody else?
38:50That's the answer.
38:51Yes, Celia?
38:51Speed cameras.
38:54Very good answer.
38:55Not correct.
38:58You're humouring me, face.
39:00You've had to do it so many times.
39:01That is not humouring you, face.
39:01I find you funny.
39:03So sue me.
39:05He's very, very kind.
39:06Sorry.
39:07Don't make me make you pick up these cards, OK?
39:09You know I will do it.
39:11You know I will do it.
39:16Ed.
39:18I believe they detect concussions, Stephen.
39:20Yep, play that.
39:21Now, this is impressive, actually.
39:23Queensland freestyle motocross rider Clinton Moore
39:26has become the first person ever to do what?
39:30Yes, Ed.
39:32It's always a jump.
39:32It's always just, like, sick jump.
39:34Yeah, yes, Celia.
39:36Thank you, Sam.
39:36Well.
39:37Pick a number.
39:38He did a sick jump.
39:39Did a sick jump.
39:40Say a number.
39:41It'll be a number.
39:41And I will further say it was totally awesome.
39:44Wow.
39:45All right, here we go.
39:46Clues, there is a number.
39:47Go.
39:47What's the number?
39:48There's a number.
39:48There's always a number.
39:49Six.
39:50No.
39:51Lizzie.
39:52It is an auction.
39:53It was a 720.
39:55Yes!
39:56It was a 720, and he didn't even have any Bundy rum before it.
39:59He didn't.
40:01Let's take a look.
40:01Let's take a look.
40:02Yeah.
40:04That looks like a seven.
40:05Yeah, almost there.
40:06Seven.
40:0620 right there.
40:07Hang on.
40:07So, Pete, your number was six.
40:09Was that?
40:10I was in a ballpark.
40:11Yeah.
40:12All right.
40:13We've got to take a break, though.
40:14When we return, our winner is announced.
40:27We're back.
40:28Let's close this show out with a little Rapid Recall.
40:32And tonight's Rapid Recall was proudly brought to you by Yui.
40:36You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
40:38Start that clock.
40:40The makers of a Zen pick announced on Wednesday they are getting rid of what?
40:45Yes, Lizzie.
40:45Women, one kilo at a time.
40:50No.
40:51Yes, Pete?
40:52Taco Tuesday.
40:53No.
40:54No, Ed.
40:559,000 jobs, my friend.
40:56Yes, that is correct, Ed.
40:58Now, here is an intriguing image from South Australia's Spencer Goff.
41:02What is it?
41:04It's the alien who does the crop circles first day.
41:08Very good guess.
41:10Not true.
41:10Not right.
41:11Lizzie?
41:11No, this is bubbles protecting the big cuttlefish because of the algae.
41:15Absolutely right.
41:17Apple's new AirPods Pro 3 now boast what special hands-free feature?
41:21Yes, Pete?
41:22They translate language in real time.
41:25What?
41:25Yes.
41:26Actually, I've got some and I went back and listened to old episodes of The Living Room
41:30and Miguel makes perfect sense.
41:33He knows what he's talking about.
41:35What annual question did Australians ask each other on Thursday?
41:40Yes, Lizzie.
41:41Where'd you learn to drive, dickhead?
41:45Yes, they did.
41:46What was another question they asked, Sam?
41:48It's, are you OK?
41:50I'm fine.
41:50Thanks for asking.
41:51All right, that is correct.
41:52Well done.
41:53Bollywood actress Navia Nair was fined $2,000 by Australian authorities for not declaring what
42:00at customs?
42:01Yes, Sam?
42:01Well, judging by the sign I see at the airport, it's either weapons, wood or a raw chicken.
42:10You know, you get three answers, all of them wrong.
42:12Anyone else?
42:14Yes, thanks.
42:15The flowers?
42:17Yes, yes.
42:17Flowers she brought in from India.
42:19Kate Moss has launched her first podcast.
42:23Lindley, what's it about?
42:25Yes, Celia?
42:26Smoking?
42:27No.
42:28Pete?
42:29David Bowie.
42:29David Bowie.
42:30Yes, indeed.
42:31Correct.
42:31Huge Wednesday for US businessman Larry Ellis and for a few hours he was what?
42:37Yes, Pete?
42:37The next Bond villain.
42:41He does look like one, but that's not the answer.
42:45I believe he was the richest man in the world.
42:47He was indeed.
42:48Surpassing Elon's $582 billion in child support.
42:53Okay, and now the 2025 Emmy Awards, and we're out of time.
42:59Let's check that final leaderboard.
43:01And our winner is, oh yeah, Sam Payne!
43:10Yes, indeed.
43:12Congratulations to our winner, and thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
43:15We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention to the name of your fellow champion
43:20when doing a press interview.
43:22This is a disaster.
43:23By the way, I had a TikTok to do with Jan.
43:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
43:30Colors.
43:31Colors.
43:32Oh, harsh.
43:33Good night, Australia.
43:35See you all next week!
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