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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight
00:12Show Starring Jimmy Ballard.
00:17Tonight, joining Jimmy and his guests, Pete Davidson, Paris Hilton, musical guests, Don
00:23Culliver, and featuring the Legendary Roots Crew, 22-4-6-G.
00:31And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:40Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:47Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you!
00:53I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love
00:57you, I love you, I love you!
01:03That's a great crowd right there. Oh, my goodness.
01:06Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11You're here, you made it. Thank you very much.
01:15Well, guys, as you know, this weekend, the U.S. was hit by a historic winter storm that shattered
01:21temperature records and covered nearly half the country in a foot of snow.
01:25Yeah, it is brutal out there. It is so cold, my belly button went from an Audi to an Innie.
01:33Yeah, we got a foot of snow here in New York City, and everything went from beautiful to brown
01:37mush in two seconds. Basically, the entire city pulled an avocado.
01:41And, uh...
01:43Yeah, it's freezing out there. It's so cold, J.D. Vance shrunk to the size of Marco Rubio.
01:55It is so cold, I watched the Melania movie just to warm my heart. You know, it's so cold,
02:01President Trump got a space heater installed in his MRI machine. I just...
02:05Oh, hey, Jimmy, let me try one.
02:33It's so cold in New York City, the rent froze itself. Good night, everybody.
02:36Oh, hey, that's so cold, everybody.
02:39All right, Bob Donnie, everyone. Thank you very, very much.
02:43Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
02:45But seriously, stay inside, stay warm, stay safe. Thanks again.
02:48Thank you, Mr. Mayor. Bye.
02:50That's the story. We've done it.
02:53That's Mr. Mayor right there.
02:55Wow. Mr. Mayor is here.
02:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:01Well, this has been a historic winter storm.
03:04Millions of people all around the country are dealing with snow and ice.
03:08So right now, let's get a weather update from Tonight Show meteorologist Paris Hilton.
03:12Paris, how is it out there?
03:18That's not hot.
03:19Thank you, Paris. Thank you very much.
03:22Paris Hilton, everybody.
03:28That's not hot.
03:29That's not hot. Yeah.
03:31Of course, due to the storm, thousands of flights were canceled,
03:34which created total chaos with air travel.
03:37But the airlines wanted to let people know that they were working on it.
03:40So they released some messages.
03:41Check out this first one from Delta.
03:43Here at Delta, our top priority is keeping you safe.
03:46Thanks for bearing with us while we get you back in the air.
03:49Delta, keep climbing.
03:52This is nice.
03:53Here's one from United.
03:55Together, we can weather any storm.
03:57We promise to get you to your destination as soon as it's safe to fly again.
04:01United, good leads the way.
04:04I like that. You know, I like that.
04:06Oh, wait, hang on.
04:07I'm sorry. I'm hearing this one more message from Spirit Airlines.
04:10Okay. What's this?
04:12Screw it! We're still taking off!
04:14What's the worst that can happen?
04:16A door falls off?
04:17Buddy, our planes never have doors!
04:20We're the only ones in the sky!
04:22So we're about to go full top gun in this Pringles' tube with wings!
04:26You don't have an emotion of support animal!
04:28You better find one!
04:30Because it's about to get la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
04:32No!
04:33Spirit!
04:33It's a $30 ticket!
04:35What'd you expect?
04:36Wow!
04:41Oh, my goodness.
04:42Wow!
04:43I'm taking it.
04:44Some big sports news.
04:45The Super Bowl matchup is officially set with the Seattle Seahawks taking on the New England Patriots.
04:55What a matchup.
04:56Seattle versus Boston.
04:58Yep.
04:58Starbucks versus Dunkin'.
05:02Stale Egg Sandwiches versus Stale Egg Sandwiches.
05:06Yeah, it's a matchup between quarterback Sam Darnold of the Seahawks and Drake May of the Patriots.
05:11Yep.
05:13Sam and Drake.
05:14This sounds like a comedy on the Disney Channel.
05:17Yep, last year it was Kendrick, and this year it's Drake.
05:29It was like half a joke.
05:35It's kind of there.
05:37I saw where we were going with it.
05:40But we just didn't really land the plane.
05:43Yeah, we stopped short.
05:44But there's got to be something about Drake and Kendrick.
05:48What was that?
05:50Yeah, it's a to-be-continued joke.
05:54We'll do the first half tonight.
05:56And then you dip your toes in the water.
05:58You go, well, that's not bad.
06:00And then tomorrow you go, I don't like it.
06:03You guys see this?
06:04Trump said that he's skipping the Super Bowl this year because it's just too far away.
06:10Apparently, the NFL was like, if you stay home, we'll give you the football peace press.
06:13Got a deal?
06:15Cool.
06:17I'll take it.
06:18I can't believe I got it.
06:19I deserve it.
06:21I can't believe it's mine.
06:25Trump said that he will not attend the Super Bowl because it's too far,
06:29which is also what he said about a meeting on the other side of the Oval Office.
06:32I can't go.
06:34It's not great when you're too tired to sit for three hours, you know?
06:39That is the whole joke there.
06:41That's the whole.
06:42There's no part two.
06:43That's it.
06:43Yeah, that's not going to get any worse or better.
06:46Wow.
06:47That landed.
06:49Well, speaking of Trump, he just revoked his invitation for Canada to join his new Board of Peace
06:54after the Canadian Prime Minister criticized the U.S.
06:57So, so far, the Board of Peace is going great.
07:01And finally, I read that Lowe's is launching an initiative to reach younger shoppers.
07:06Meanwhile, Home Depot will keep being a place where you slap an air tag on dad and let him wander
07:10around for hours.
07:11We have a great show.
07:13Pete Davidson is here tonight.
07:15Paris Hilton is joining us.
07:17And we got great music from Don Tolliver.
07:20Stick around.
07:21We're playing charades when we come back, everybody.
07:24Everybody.
07:24The best of my knowledge, I guess that I'm blessed when I manifest.
07:27I knew a request, though.
07:29What's going on?
07:30The four words.
07:31First word.
07:32Fly.
07:32Fly like an eagle.
07:34Fly me to the moon.
07:35No, I believe I can fly.
07:37Fly.
07:38Fly.
07:38Oh, f**k.
07:38Fly.
07:39Fly bird.
07:41Fly bird.
07:41Fly bird.
07:42Fly eagle fly.
07:43Fly bird.
07:57That's true.
07:58That's true.
07:59It's funny because it's true.
08:00Welcome back, everybody.
08:01I'm here with Tariq Trotter from The Roots.
08:03And that's right.
08:05We're about to play charades.
08:07But first, we're going to need some partners joining Tariq's team.
08:11His new video podcast, The Pete Davidson Show, will be exclusively available on Netflix starting this Friday.
08:18Please welcome Pete Davidson.
08:25Come on, man.
08:26Let me see you, buddy.
08:27Come on.
08:28That's right.
08:29That's right.
08:29Look at that.
08:30Come on.
08:31That's right.
08:33Thanks, guys.
08:34Oh, wow.
08:36Joining my team, her new film, Infinite Icon, a visual memoir, hits theaters nationwide this Friday.
08:43It's Paris Hilton!
08:53Come on.
08:54Good luck.
08:54Good luck, honey.
08:55See you later.
08:56All right.
08:57Now you all know how to play charades.
08:59We're going to do four rounds, 30 seconds on the clock per round.
09:02Then the fifth round is the showdown.
09:04Both teams give the same clue at the same time.
09:07I will go first.
09:08We can all take our seats.
09:10All right.
09:10Tariq and Pete, you're there.
09:12Paris, you please have a seat here, and we're going to win this, bud.
09:15Yeah, we got this.
09:16Knock.
09:17All right.
09:17What number should I choose?
09:20Stand.
09:21Wait a minute.
09:24Cut four.
09:24Cut four.
09:25Ooh, boy, oh, boy.
09:36I love that word.
09:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:41I, K.
09:45All right, sorry.
09:46All right, here we go.
09:47All right.
09:48Ready?
09:48Yeah.
09:53Television show.
09:54Yes, correct.
09:56Two words.
09:58First word.
10:02Dog.
10:03Leash.
10:06Feet.
10:08I can't stand.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:11I suck at this game.
10:12Floor.
10:14Sitting.
10:15Seat.
10:15Um, okay, uh.
10:21Second word.
10:24All right, good.
10:24Just don't make me do it.
10:25Don't make me do it.
10:26What was it?
10:27No!
10:28No, I'm not in front of a lady.
10:35Would I do that?
10:37Whoa.
10:37I don't even want to show you.
10:40Oh.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Okay.
10:43Hey.
10:46All right, that was the first, that's practice.
10:48Her cheek, you're like, okay?
10:49I would never do it.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:53You're too embarrassed, man.
10:54I know.
10:55Here we go.
10:58Thursday!
10:58Five.
11:00You're fine.
11:04Ah, that means he's happy.
11:07Oh, he's coming.
11:08All right.
11:10Movie.
11:14Two words.
11:16Second word.
11:19What?
11:21What?
11:22Wait, what?
11:30Am I in this movie?
11:37Swimming?
11:38Okay.
11:39Aquaman?
11:41Oh, my God.
11:43Dang!
11:45Wait, that's it?
11:46You got, like, two minutes.
11:47Time ran out.
11:48That was un-airable.
11:50Oh, my goodness.
11:51It was the movie.
11:52What was the movie?
11:53It was Moby Dick.
11:55Oh, oh.
11:58I cannot do a movie.
11:59It's about a whale.
12:00You don't do a whale?
12:01Come on.
12:02Whale or something.
12:03I don't know.
12:03All right, Paris, you're up.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Yes.
12:06Holy moly.
12:11One number, one number.
12:16That was so funny.
12:18Oh, my God.
12:20Okay.
12:20We got it, bud.
12:24Or it's a song.
12:28Four words.
12:30First word.
12:30You.
12:31You got what I need.
12:33No, you're never going to get it.
12:35Second word.
12:36Second word.
12:36Oh.
12:37No.
12:38You're not.
12:39You know.
12:40You.
12:41Stop.
12:42Third word.
12:44Two syllables.
12:45Oh.
12:46Two syllables.
12:47Glamorous.
12:49Gorgeous.
12:50You.
12:51You are not pretty.
12:54You.
12:55Are not.
12:58What?
12:59You can't touch this.
13:01Oh!
13:03This is good.
13:05This is good.
13:06This is the best game where no one's scored so far.
13:09You should have done that type on the hammer.
13:11We suck.
13:11You could have done the hammer.
13:12I don't remember it.
13:13All right, yeah.
13:14All right.
13:14Pete, you're up.
13:15All right, guys.
13:19Go seven.
13:20Go seven.
13:20Go seven.
13:21Seven?
13:21Okay.
13:27You guys got to get ones from, like, today.
13:30You know what I mean?
13:32I didn't write these.
13:33All right.
13:34Okay.
13:35All right.
13:38It's a TV show.
13:40Wait, Moby Dick's a classic.
13:42Second word!
13:43If you take anything away from today, we'll be back to the closet.
13:46Taking anything away from you.
13:47Okay.
13:47Herman Melville.
13:48Second word.
13:49Okay.
13:50First word.
13:51Mm-hmm.
13:51Okay, it's two words, but the first word is...
13:53Got you.
13:56Um...
14:01Um...
14:03Dr. Doogie Howe's a doctor.
14:10Oh, damn.
14:12Oh, .
14:12Do I need to say it or is it over?
14:16It's Doctor Who.
14:17Doctor Who?
14:18Yeah.
14:18Oh, my...
14:21Like, from the 50s to the score?
14:26Zero to zero.
14:27This is epic, epic.
14:30Worst we've ever done.
14:33Should we go to the last round or should we do one more each?
14:37Do we have time?
14:38Do we have time?
14:39Let's do one more and try to get one, right?
14:41Is that right?
14:43All right, here we go.
14:43I'm in the zone.
14:45Here we go.
14:45Ready?
14:46Okay, we got this.
14:47Ready?
14:47Watch this.
14:49Movie.
14:50Two words.
14:55The ping pong.
15:00Mr. Fabulous word.
15:02Oh, Mr.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Uh-uh.
15:07The second word.
15:11Skating, surfing.
15:13Master.
15:15Float.
15:20Dancing, surfing.
15:24What?
15:26You should know what this is.
15:28You wear them all the time.
15:29What?
15:29Supreme?
15:30Yes.
15:30Marty Supreme?
15:31Yes.
15:32Marty Supreme.
15:32Oh, okay.
15:33Supreme.
15:34A skater, right?
15:35Yeah.
15:37Was it skater?
15:38Is it skater anymore?
15:39Yeah, it was a skater.
15:40I had a backstory.
15:41This is a long, good...
15:42I like this.
15:44We're all working hard.
15:46Tariq, you're up.
15:47All right.
15:47For all the money.
15:51All right.
15:53One.
15:54Great one.
15:55Great one.
15:56Numero uno.
15:58Okay.
16:00Movie.
16:01One word.
16:04First word.
16:05Oh, my God.
16:07Frankenstein.
16:08Oh, yeah!
16:13Yeah, that was...
16:15I mean, I think...
16:17I don't know.
16:18It's hard to come back from that one, bro.
16:20Well, I just heard from the judges
16:23that we have one more round.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:26So you could win.
16:27Paris and Pete go at the same time
16:30and deliver clues at the same time
16:31for the same clue, okay?
16:33Whichever team yells that out first,
16:36which would probably be my team,
16:37wins the whole game.
16:39I mean, this is for tens of points.
16:42Wow.
16:42Okay.
16:43Let's go.
16:45Seems fair.
16:45The heat is on.
16:46The heat is on.
16:47The H is over.
16:48Let's do it.
16:48What number would you like?
16:49What is...
16:54Oh, okay.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Okay.
16:56All right, really?
16:57All right, go.
16:57All right.
16:58Ready?
16:58Okay, ready, and go.
17:00It's the song.
17:01Four words.
17:02First word.
17:03Fly.
17:04Fly like an eagle.
17:06Fly me to the moon.
17:07No, I believe I can fly.
17:09Fly.
17:09Fly.
17:11Fly bird.
17:12Fly bird.
17:13Fly bird, fly.
17:13Fly eagle, fly.
17:14Fly bird.
17:16Fly bird, fly.
17:17Reflect for a white guy.
17:18Fly me to the...
17:20Fly gloves.
17:21Fly...
17:21Give me another word.
17:23Oh, oh.
17:24First word is fly.
17:25No, flown.
17:26Peacock.
17:27Mirror.
17:28Wings.
17:29Wings.
17:29Wind beneath my wings.
17:30Fly me on the wings.
17:31No, no, keep going.
17:32Keep going.
17:33Keep going.
17:33On the wings of love.
17:34Flap the wing.
17:35On the wings of love.
17:36Going to feel the first one.
17:39Stripping.
17:40Stripping.
17:41Stripping your gloves off.
17:42No, yes, I understand.
17:43I'm flying.
17:44Float.
17:45Float.
17:46Flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter, angel, angel.
17:48Sitting.
17:50Angel, what's the other word?
17:51Last word.
17:52What's the last word?
17:52Can you give it a little?
17:54Fence.
17:54Not that again.
17:55I don't know what that means.
17:56Sitting on your wings.
17:57Taking off your arms.
17:58On the wings of love.
17:59The wings of my...
18:01Flying with a marionette.
18:02I have no idea what that means.
18:03Okay.
18:04Flying with a puppet.
18:05Are you...
18:05First word.
18:07Wind.
18:08Wings.
18:09Flutter.
18:09Dove.
18:10When doves cry.
18:11Wings of a dove.
18:12Oh, s***.
18:14Oh, my God.
18:16What is another word?
18:17Give me another word.
18:18God, dancing.
18:19F***.
18:22What is another word?
18:23Laying an egg.
18:25Give me the other word.
18:25Duck, duck, duck.
18:27And, and, uh.
18:29Love.
18:30Oh, my God.
18:31I quit.
18:32Do more than the word.
18:33F***.
18:34What's going on?
18:34I want to see it.
18:36I want to see it happen.
18:36Wait, Tariq.
18:37Can we just do it again?
18:38How about that?
18:38How about we do another one?
18:40We got to call another one.
18:44What was it?
18:45What was it?
18:46Birds of a feather.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:49Bird of feathers.
18:50Do one more.
18:51Here we go.
18:51This one's for all the money.
18:52Nine.
18:53One, yes.
18:56Oh, no.
18:56No, no, no, no.
18:57No, no, no.
18:57No, no.
18:58We'll never get it.
18:59We'll be here until next week.
19:00There's no way.
19:02We'll do this one.
19:04Okay.
19:05Okay.
19:06I think so.
19:07My partner hasn't seen that into it.
19:09Okay, here we go.
19:10All right, all right.
19:11All right, ready?
19:12Let's do it.
19:13Yes.
19:13Movie.
19:14Oh, Pete.
19:15Movie.
19:15No.
19:16Four words.
19:16Okay, movie.
19:17First words.
19:18Four words.
19:18First word.
19:19Go.
19:19One.
19:20I.
19:20The.
19:21Yes.
19:21Okay, I.
19:22Is it safe?
19:23And I.
19:24A.
19:24The.
19:25Of.
19:26Of.
19:26O.
19:27On.
19:28On the waterfront.
19:29How many words?
19:30A slain shot.
19:31A machine.
19:31One battle actor.
19:32No!
19:43That was epic.
19:45I'm breaking a sweat.
19:46My thanks to Pete Davidson.
19:48Paris Hilton.
19:50We're talking to Pete when we come back.
19:52Stick around, everybody.
19:52We won.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54That was hilarious.
19:59Your job's hard, dude.
20:01Do you think so?
20:02Yeah.
20:03Yeah.
20:03It's one of those, you know, backseat driver sort of things where you're like, ah, you're
20:08just, you know, go.
20:09Dude, you have to pretend to care about people every day.
20:22Our first guest is a very, very funny comedian who is about to launch a new video podcast called
20:28The Pete Davidson Show.
20:30It's exclusively available on Netflix starting this Friday.
20:33Everyone, please welcome Pete Davidson!
20:43That's right.
20:44That's right.
20:45For Pete to sing.
20:46Oh, my God.
20:48Yeah.
20:48Dave Davidson.
20:50All right.
20:51Congrats.
20:52Thanks for having me.
20:53Congrats on the video podcast.
20:54I want to talk about that, but really, really congrats on your baby.
20:58You have a beautiful baby girl.
21:00Congratulations.
21:03We talked about it, but you're officially, you're a dad.
21:06Yep.
21:07Here you are.
21:08Yeah.
21:09Beautiful family right there, bud.
21:10Congratulations.
21:12Can we say her name?
21:13Yeah.
21:14Her name is Scotty.
21:15Yes.
21:16All right.
21:17I love Scotty.
21:17Scotty Rose.
21:18Scotty Rose.
21:19Oh, my gosh.
21:20That's a great name.
21:21What does it feel like?
21:22How is fatherhood going?
21:24What?
21:26It's all the cliches are true.
21:28It's so much fun.
21:29It's nuts.
21:31Are you showing pictures to strangers?
21:33Um, not really.
21:35Okay.
21:35Not yet.
21:36I was.
21:37I was so excited.
21:38Oh, yeah.
21:38You were telling me you showed your cab driver.
21:40I did.
21:40Yeah.
21:41I was like, oh, it's my baby.
21:42It's like staring at a wall or something.
21:44I thought it was big news.
21:45Like, I don't care.
21:45Yeah.
21:46It's cute.
21:47You become that guy, though.
21:48Yes.
21:48People are like, how are you doing?
21:49You're like, oh, God, how am I doing?
21:51You're becoming that guy.
21:52Yeah.
21:53It's really cute.
21:54It's fun to see Elsie be a great mom.
21:56I love, you know, all this.
21:58They crap so much.
22:00They do, right?
22:01They crap while they're crapping.
22:05That's interesting.
22:05And then you'll put ointment on,
22:06and then they'll be like, psych, and crap again.
22:09They'll do it again.
22:10Yeah.
22:10No, we had a crazy moment the other day
22:12where now she's almost two months old,
22:14and when you first have the baby,
22:16you have, like, this baby high,
22:18where you're just like, oh, yeah.
22:19Yes.
22:20But then, like, we had a moment last week
22:21where we're like, oh, like, she's here.
22:24Like, she's, like, staying.
22:26Like, she's staying.
22:27Yes.
22:27Yeah, this is a thing now.
22:29Yeah, you just go to a movie and leave.
22:30You don't know if this is now live.
22:31Oh, yeah.
22:31Now it's real.
22:32Yeah.
22:32So we're having a blast, though.
22:34I'm so happy for you, bud.
22:35I know you're going to be a great dad.
22:36Oh, thanks.
22:37Are people coming up to you giving advice?
22:38Because I...
22:39Tons.
22:40Yeah.
22:40People that you don't even know.
22:42Yeah.
22:42Like, you'll be at the store,
22:43and they'll be like, hey, you had a kid?
22:44Hey, you got to do this.
22:45Yeah.
22:45You got to do that.
22:47But everyone's been really nice.
22:49Yeah?
22:49Yeah.
22:49Any helpful advice?
22:51The best advice I actually got,
22:52and I hate it's so name-droppy,
22:55but Eddie Murphy gave me great advice
22:57because I asked him for advice.
22:58Oh, yeah.
22:58And he goes,
22:59the best advice is no advice.
23:01He goes,
23:02you can't tell another man how to raise his child.
23:04I was like, okay.
23:05I was like, all right.
23:06He's smart.
23:07Yeah.
23:07He's smart.
23:08That is correct advice, Eddie.
23:09That is great advice.
23:10So thank you for that.
23:11I know you're close to your mom.
23:13I'm going to give her my best, please.
23:14But she must be so happy to be a grandma.
23:17Yeah, my mom, if it was legal,
23:18would have had my kid.
23:23That's so funny.
23:25That's so funny.
23:26No, it's really cute, though,
23:27to see how excited she is.
23:29Yeah, she's the best.
23:31You know, I just thought about this just now
23:33because I know you,
23:34but didn't you buy a minivan years ago?
23:36I did.
23:37I bought a minivan for stealth.
23:40Yes.
23:41But now you can actually use it.
23:42Now I can actually use it.
23:43It's great.
23:44Do you have a minivan?
23:45Yeah.
23:46They're unbelievable.
23:47It's one of the greatest vehicles.
23:48It's the most un-able car you will ever.
23:52No one looks at you.
23:54You could be doing a heroin deal
23:56on the West Side Highway.
23:58Nobody will look at you in a minivan.
24:00No, they won't even look at you
24:02for two seconds in a minivan.
24:03It's awesome.
24:04But it's great.
24:05They have the door.
24:05It comes open.
24:06It's spacious.
24:07They have things.
24:08Yeah.
24:08They have minivans.
24:09They have vacuums included, too.
24:10Yeah.
24:10eBay helped me build a dad van,
24:12and they put a VHS player in it
24:15and a changing table
24:16and a little fridge
24:17and has, like, a little baby brezza in it
24:19and all this.
24:19It's awesome.
24:20That's...
24:21Wait.
24:21How's your VHS collection?
24:23Oh, it's extensive.
24:24It's still...
24:25You're still doing it?
24:26I'm still doing it.
24:27What?
24:27Yeah, I don't...
24:28Last time I was here, a while ago,
24:30I had this, like, weird hunch
24:31that VHSs would be worth billions of dollars.
24:35I had a lot of fun during COVID
24:37and bought 10,000 VHS tapes sealed.
24:39I was like, they're sealed.
24:40They're never even open.
24:42It's going to go for millions.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44They went down so much.
24:46But I get to look at them every day
24:48as a reminder not to do drugs.
24:49Yeah.
24:50There you go.
24:51Yep.
24:52There you go.
24:55Let's talk about the new podcast here,
24:57by the way.
24:58The Pete Davidson Show.
25:00I will say, dude, Netflix does such a great job.
25:02You know you're on the homepage right now.
25:04It's so easy to find.
25:05I'm like, I knew you had this thing coming out.
25:07And I go, when is it coming out?
25:08As soon as I go to Netflix, it's right there.
25:10It's like, oh, Pete Davidson, this Friday.
25:11I'm like, oh, they know how to do it.
25:13They're great.
25:13I've always wanted to work with them.
25:15We got to do some stand-up stuff together.
25:17Absolutely.
25:18Yeah, they're doing podcasts now.
25:19And they were looking for someone
25:21who didn't have one yet.
25:22And I was like, sure.
25:24Yeah.
25:25I'll be the test bunny.
25:26Yes.
25:27You know?
25:27Oh, it's going to be great.
25:28But it's...
25:29Your job's hard, dude.
25:31Do you think so?
25:31Yeah.
25:33Yeah.
25:33It's one of those, you know,
25:36backseat driver sort of things
25:37where you're like, ah, you just, you know.
25:39Dude, you have to pretend to care about people every day.
25:43I had, like...
25:45No, I do care.
25:47No, but, like, people...
25:48It's fun when you have your friends.
25:49Like, this is easy.
25:50Yeah.
25:50You know, or, like, when you have,
25:52you know, people that you work with,
25:53it's like, you know, you're just talking.
25:54But you have to interview people
25:56that you don't know
25:58that are boring.
26:00No, that's not...
26:01Yeah, and you...
26:01No, no, no, it's fun.
26:03And you...
26:03Yeah, but you have to be like,
26:04oh, that's amazing.
26:05Yeah.
26:06Oh, yeah?
26:07Wow!
26:09What?
26:10Does that mean?
26:11No way!
26:11You brought your mom to the premiere?
26:13God, man!
26:14You're so awesome, dude!
26:16Best kid ever, man!
26:18Dude, it's hard.
26:19What Jimmy does is really, really hard.
26:21Thank you, thank you.
26:22Yeah, I appreciate that.
26:22I appreciate that.
26:23Respect.
26:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Can we say who's going to be on this Friday?
26:29Yeah, Friday.
26:30Our first guest is Colson Baker,
26:33a.k.a. Machine Gun Kelly.
26:34I love that guy!
26:35Yeah.
26:36And then...
26:37I love that.
26:38He's so good.
26:38After that.
26:39Oh, he's incredible.
26:41He is.
26:41When he came over, he did all those...
26:43Yeah.
26:43Did all those Ace Ventorium.
26:45Impressions?
26:45No, he did everything.
26:46It was great.
26:46He can act, he can sing, he can rap, he can do it all.
26:49Yeah, it's really funny,
26:50because he's never done that for me.
26:52You know when you're...
26:53Oh, really?
26:53Yeah, but you know, I guess, when would...
26:55Yeah.
26:56Yeah, I guess.
26:56Yeah, why would he go...
26:57Hey, Pete.
26:58Hey, check this out.
26:59Yeah.
27:00But you know when you're very close with someone
27:01and then you see them do something that you're like,
27:04oh.
27:04You do that stuff?
27:05Yeah.
27:06What else do you do?
27:07Yeah.
27:09He's on it, and then after that,
27:10we have Charlemagne the God,
27:11or as my 86-year-old grandpa calls him,
27:14Charlemagne the Lord.
27:15Oh, wow.
27:16Fantastic.
27:18I think you're going to be good at this.
27:20I think it's going to be great.
27:21You're fun, and you have a great conversation,
27:23and we could just do this.
27:24I mean, does it come natural?
27:26Like, when you...
27:26So, I don't have...
27:29I don't do any prep.
27:30Right.
27:33No, because...
27:33I do.
27:34Yeah, no, well, you're very good at this.
27:36My whole take on the podcast was it would be so cool
27:40to just, the second they get there, start recording,
27:44and then you just talk, and then see what happens.
27:48Yeah, no, it's also...
27:51This is going to be interesting, dude.
27:53I want to hear episode three, man.
27:57I'm excited this Friday.
27:58I don't get to...
27:59As you know, when you get longer into this business,
28:03it's harder to see your best friends.
28:05Yeah.
28:05You know, because they're all doing cool stuff as well, usually.
28:08That's true.
28:08So, this is a really good excuse for me to, like,
28:10hang out with my pals in my garage and just shoot the crap.
28:13It's going to be great.
28:15And best news ever, Scotty.
28:17Congratulations, Dad.
28:18Thank you so much.
28:18Oh, my God.
28:19Pete Davidson, everybody.
28:20The Pete Davidson Show is exclusively available on Netflix
28:24starting this Friday.
28:25Paris Hilton joins us after the break.
28:28Stick around!
28:28Compression, but you're pushing
28:30This is just a conversation
28:32BG's with a special presentation
28:33Yeah, I like the vibe
28:35For me, it's recreation
28:36It isn't just a job
28:37Check it out
28:38To the best of mine
28:39I'm a drunk guest
28:40And I'm fresh
28:51Our next guest is one of my favorites.
28:53She's a talented artist,
28:55Entrepreneur
28:55And best-selling author
28:57Whose new film
28:57Infinite Icon
28:59A visual memoir
29:00Is in theaters nationwide
29:01This Friday
29:02Please welcome
29:03Paris Hilton!
29:05I'm just an icon living
29:09I'm just an icon living
29:11I'm just an icon living
29:13I'm just an icon living
29:14I'm just an icon living
29:15Oh, my God
29:16I'm just an icon living
29:17Paris, welcome back
29:18Oh, yeah
29:21Paris, welcome back
29:23I always love having you here
29:25And man, oh man
29:26I'm so excited
29:26I finally get to meet
29:27The babies
29:28The cutest babies
29:29Oh, my gosh
29:31How old are they now?
29:32Two and three
29:33London and Phoenix
29:34Oh, my world
29:36And there's Carter as well
29:37He's very cute as well
29:38But, man
29:39They loved you
29:40I've never seen them
29:41Laugh like that before
29:42Like
29:42I got them, right?
29:43They love Uncle Jimmy
29:44Yeah, I got them laughing
29:46You couldn't stop me
29:46It was so funny
29:47Knocking the thing over
29:48I know you guys were calling
29:50Everyone was calling them
29:50The cutesy crew
29:51Yes
29:51I love the cutesy crew
29:53Those little jackets
29:54Stop it
29:54My everything
29:54My world
29:55They're the sweetest angels
29:57They're so much fun
29:58Do they have any idea
29:59What mom does?
30:01I think they think
30:02Their mom is like
30:03A princess superhero
30:05You do so many
30:07Yeah, they get to see me
30:08Do everything
30:09You know, from
30:10Passing legislation
30:11In D.C.
30:12By the way, congrats on that
30:13By the way
30:14Thank you
30:15Thank you so much
30:16I've been going for the past five years
30:18Just passed two federal bills
30:20And almost 20 state laws
30:21To protect children
30:22Can you be
30:24This is a great thing
30:26Can you explain what it is
30:28And what bill did you
30:29The one that I just went for this week
30:31Is the Defiance Act
30:32Which would protect women from A.I.
30:36Just explicit videos and pictures
30:37People are making
30:39There's no laws to protect people right now
30:41So it's so important
30:43That they get laws on these things
30:45I love that you're doing that
30:47I love that the kids get you
30:48See you do that
30:48Then they get to see you sing
30:49And perform
30:50Then they get to see you DJ
30:51Then they get to see you fly
30:52Remember last time you were here
30:53You showed me
30:54You like flew or something
30:55Across the crowd of people
30:57On a string or something
30:59I was like
30:59Dude, what is going on
31:01And what is your life
31:02It is so bizarre
31:03It's so much fun
31:04Do you know I'm part of
31:05The Bad Bitch Academy
31:06You're the ultimate bad bitch
31:08Yes
31:08Thank you
31:09You gave me
31:10I was very honored
31:11To have my degree
31:13I love it
31:14There you go
31:19By the way
31:20This hangs in my office
31:21And I look at it every day
31:23I think of you every day
31:23I'm so happy
31:24I was like
31:25I love that you gave it to me last time
31:27It's the greatest
31:28Thank you
31:28Never forget the bad bitch you are
31:30Thank you
31:32I want to talk about
31:34This film you have
31:35It's called Infinite Icon
31:36A Visual Memoir
31:37How do we set up
31:38What this is about
31:39This film
31:40I see this as like
31:41A trilogy
31:42The first part being
31:43My first documentary
31:44Then my memoir
31:45And now this film
31:46Through the lens of music
31:47So it just goes back
31:49On my whole life
31:51And just everything
31:51That I've been through
31:52And then just showing
31:53My whole music journey
31:54And everything else
31:55That's happening
31:55And it's the most
31:57Personal project
31:57I've ever done
31:58And I can't wait
31:59For the world to see it
32:00In theaters
32:01Starting January 30th
32:06Stars Are Blind
32:07When did that come out?
32:09That came out
32:10In June 2006
32:11Is that really?
32:1320 years?
32:14I know
32:14What?
32:15It feels like
32:15It's so crazy
32:16Yeah
32:16Are you
32:17Any new music
32:18That we can talk about
32:20Yes
32:21I'm in the studio right now
32:22And just finishing up
32:24The third album
32:24So yes
32:27You are unbelievable
32:28And will you tour?
32:30Yes
32:30I have a huge tour planned
32:32And I have concerts
32:34Starting all summer long
32:35Come on
32:36The best
32:37Come on, bud
32:37Thank you
32:40I saw in an interview
32:42Music saved my life
32:43And I think a lot of people
32:44Agree with that
32:45People out there as well
32:47But I was just wondering
32:48If we could maybe
32:49Go back and forth
32:50With some songs
32:51That changed our lives
32:52Or lyrics that inspired you
32:54And we could just go
32:55You could just riff
32:56You can do three each
32:57We can do one
32:58Whatever you feel like
32:59Okay
32:59Give me a song
33:00That changed it
33:01One song that really
33:02Changed my life
33:03Was Alternate
33:04This song called Free
33:06And it was right
33:07When I had gotten
33:08Out of those
33:08Horrible schools
33:09And it was the first night
33:10I went out in New York
33:11And just hearing those lyrics
33:13Like I felt like
33:14It was like
33:14My anthem
33:15Really?
33:16Gosh
33:17I don't even know
33:18If I know that song
33:18It's iconic
33:19Yeah
33:20Check it out
33:22I was gonna say
33:24Wipeout
33:25What's that?
33:35Yes
33:39That one's iconic too
33:40Yeah
33:41Because
33:42Well, here's why
33:43Because I was 15 years old
33:45And I went to
33:45This kid's birthday party
33:47And I told him
33:48I played the guitar
33:48And he was like, whatever.
33:50And then he had a band.
33:51He had a band at his party.
33:53And he goes, the guy goes,
33:54Hey, is there Jimmy Fallon here?
33:58He plays the guitar.
33:59And I was like, Oh, I can't really play the guitar.
34:01I mean, I was saying that. I was learning.
34:03But I'm like, and it was like, I was 15.
34:05And I was like, it's kind of an adult party almost, you know?
34:07And I was like, okay.
34:09And so I got up, and he's like, What do you want to play?
34:11And I was like, Wipeout?
34:14And I played Wipeout and crushed it.
34:16It was awesome.
34:17That changed my...
34:19Might have been my first time, like, on stage,
34:21where I had to go like, Oh, I was on stage and that worked.
34:23I'm like, Oh, I want to do this.
34:25Yes.
34:26All right, give me another one.
34:27I love Unstoppable by Sia.
34:31Oh, she's amazing.
34:32She really is amazing.
34:33She's my fairy godmother.
34:36Is she really?
34:36She really is.
34:37Oh, my God.
34:38She's the reason that I got back into music.
34:40Sia?
34:41I had performed with her and Miley Cyrus on New Year's Eve.
34:44That's right.
34:45And then the next day, Sia said,
34:46You are so incredible.
34:48Like, why have you not done another album?
34:50You were born to be a pop star.
34:52And then I said, because I've been busy with a million other things and running my empire.
34:56Yeah.
34:56And having two beautiful babies.
34:58And my babies and everything.
34:59And she said, well, what if I was the executive producer and I wrote the album with you?
35:03And it's like, how can you say no to Sia?
35:05She's the greatest.
35:06Thank you, Sia.
35:07Love you, Sia.
35:09Let's show a clip from your new film, Infinite Icon, A Visual Memoir.
35:14Let's take a look at Paris Hilton.
35:15People always wanted me to pick a lane, be one thing.
35:19But within the space of one year, I was a reality star with The Simple Life, started my first movie,
35:25The House of Wax, released my first album, Paris.
35:29Not to mention modeling, DJing, building a brand, and being a badass entrepreneur.
35:34So, yeah, picking a lane, I wanted to do it all.
35:39You never heard much about multi-hyphenates in those days.
35:43But my ADHD makes me refuse to be contained to one category.
35:47So I leaned into it.
35:49Yeah, that's right.
35:51Paris Hilton, Infinite Icon, A Visual Memoir, is in theaters this Friday.
35:58More Tonight Show after the break.
36:00Stick around, everybody.
36:03It's a man at hand and roll in school and reach and teach the blind to find their way from
36:07A to Z and reach the most to boast loud and proud to gain.
36:13It's darker than a kettle and it's blacker than a pot.
36:15I'm all day for Rosa Classics, life of all day.
36:21Performing E85 and long way to Calabasas from his upcoming album, Octane.
36:27Give it up for Don Tolliver.
36:49I'm on the highway and I'm thinking I love her.
36:53I'm on the highway and I'm thinking ain't no rubber.
36:57On the highway, we're messing and keepin' lovin'
37:18On the highway, and I'm thinkin' that I love her
37:22On the highway, and I'm thinkin' there ain't no rubber
37:25On the highway, we're messing and keepin' lovin'
37:32Keepin' go, keepin' go, keepin' go
37:35Keepin' go
37:37We're running in the summer, you got a random woman
37:41We laugh all day, like Dumber
37:44I'm about to shoot my shot, she love me and my jumper
37:48My favorite outfit is a see-through rumper
37:53I feel like you, I feel like you
37:57When you broke my heart in pieces
38:01Yeah, I'm really taking passion
38:03Oh, yeah
38:07I guess you that I really can't care for
38:11Hard to get you out of my head
38:15You don't really care what I say
38:18Do ya?
38:21I guess I'll take the long way to calabazes
38:25Calabazes
38:27Oh, calabaz
38:29Swings from the wind
38:31We walk past
38:32Walk past
38:35I found joy
38:37I found joy
38:37Found peace
38:38Found happiness
38:40Lookin' in the mirror
38:41Is it happiness?
38:43Out of here, man, love
38:45I ain't having this
38:49I guess you should
38:51That I really can't care for
38:53Hard to get you out of my head
38:57You don't really care what I say
39:00You don't really care what I say
39:01Do ya?
39:04I guess I'll take the long way to calabazes
39:09Calabazes, oh, calabazes
39:12Swings from the wind
39:13We walk past
39:15Walk past
39:18I guess you that I really can't care for
39:22Hard to get you out of my head
39:26You don't really care what I say
39:29Oh!
39:40Don Tolliver!
39:42Octane is out this Friday!
39:45We'll be right back, everybody!
39:47Come on, bud
39:48That's how you do it, man!
39:50You get it!
40:04My thanks to Pete Davidson, Paris Hilton
40:07New York City Mayor Zoran Mandani
40:09Don Tolliver once again!
40:15And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
40:19Thank you for watching
40:20Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers
40:22Good night, everybody
40:23Thank you!
40:24Good night, everybody
40:25Good night, everybody
40:26Gotta get it
40:26Good night, good night, and wow
40:29Good night, good night, good night
40:30Get into it
40:31Do it
40:33Uh-huh
40:38Get into it
40:41Big up, Teddy Rose of SF, right tonight, the stars go hard, walk up, and it's the night of life.
40:47Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
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