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00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
01:05I love you. I love you. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, everybody. Welcome to The Tonight Show!
01:12Oh, yeah, baby!
01:15Well, guys, today was a beautiful sunny day here in New York City
01:18with temperatures reaching 50 degrees.
01:23Who knew all we needed was a sexy hockey show from Canada
01:26to heat things up, baby?
01:30Well, let's get to some news.
01:31Last night, President Trump sat down with The New York Times
01:34for an interview that lasted two hours.
01:36Ooh. Yep. The interview went so long,
01:38The Times almost got to ask a second question.
01:43By the end, Trump said that he could have talked
01:45for nine more hours.
01:47The reporters were like,
01:48Sorry, Melania only paid us to babysit you for two.
01:50So take care.
01:53During the interview, Trump said that he would like
01:55to go to Venezuela.
01:56Yeah.
01:58Their president will be here and our president will be there.
02:01It's fun.
02:02It's like we're doing a little dictator wife swap.
02:04You know, it's kind of interesting.
02:06Trump also said that the U.S. will be running Venezuela
02:08for years.
02:09Yeah. We don't have anyone there in person right now,
02:12so I guess we're going to do it over Zoom?
02:14Trump went from being obsessed with ballrooms
02:16to being obsessed with oil,
02:18which means he stopped watching Gilded Age
02:20and started watching Landman.
02:22Oh, and during the interview,
02:23Trump got a call from the president of Colombia,
02:25and he actually showed off the note that an aide handed him.
02:28This is real. Take a look.
02:29Colombian President Gustavo Petro is calling for you.
02:33Yeah, but that's not the only note that he was handed.
02:35Really?
02:36No, yeah. No, he also got a note that said,
02:37Eric Trump just got his hand stuck in a Pringles can.
02:42He's got a bunch of notes.
02:43Really?
02:44Yeah, he has another one that says,
02:45Melania is watching heated rivalry
02:46and doesn't want to be disturbed.
02:48Oh.
02:50And finally, there's this one here.
02:51It says,
02:56Interesting message.
02:57These are notes they handed.
02:58They handed it to the president.
03:00Why would he show those people?
03:01Well, guys, it's been a crazy week for the president.
03:03First, Trump invaded Venezuela.
03:05Now he's talking about taking over Greenland.
03:07Check out what Trump's been saying about it behind closed doors.
03:10Sir, we're getting a lot of pushback about your plan to invade Greenland.
03:13So he can't invade Greenland?
03:15I don't think so.
03:16Iceland?
03:16I wouldn't.
03:17New Zealand? No.
03:18Old Zealand? No.
03:19Disneyland? No.
03:20Disney World? No.
03:21Epcot? No.
03:22Oz? No.
03:23Narnia? No.
03:24Wakanda? No.
03:25Zootopia? No.
03:26Zootopia 2? No.
03:27Wherever the blue Avatar people live? No.
03:28The Upside Down? No.
03:29The cottage from heated rivalry? No.
03:31The Cheesecake Factory? No.
03:32The Olive Garden? No.
03:33Epstein Island? What? What? What? What?
03:35Florida? We already have that.
03:36Yay!
03:37There you go. Oh, interesting.
03:46Switching gears, I read that Target just added thousands of new products in a push to become a wellness destination.
03:53Meanwhile, TJ Maxx just added buckets of glue and broken glass so shoppers can prepare their fists for battle.
04:00Some more business news. Taco Bell just released their new spicy Volcano Quesarito.
04:05Ooh!
04:08It's called the Volcano Quesarito because whoever eats it could erupt at any time.
04:14If you eat a Volcano Quesarito, then drink a Baja Blast, you're legally considered a weapon of mass destruction.
04:23Some TV news this week was the season finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and it was
04:29pretty heated.
04:29There was a lot of drama between Meredith and Bronwyn.
04:33Now, if you missed it, don't worry, because here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the show are
04:38the Roots' own Tariq and Questlove.
04:46Thanks, Jimmy. Tonight, I'll be playing the role of Bronwyn, a fashion historian who is confronting Meredith about lying about
04:53a conversation.
04:54And I'll be playing Meredith, a boutique owner who is being confronted by Bronwyn about lying about a conversation.
05:02Okay, whenever you're ready.
05:08I wanted to chat with you, and I wanted to make sure I'm not reading into something weird.
05:15I thought you had a little bit of an uncomfortable conversation with me.
05:22I felt like you were asking me, like, what was said at lunch.
05:25And, like, if people were...
05:27I didn't ask you that.
05:31You didn't ask me what was said at lunch yesterday?
05:34No, I didn't.
05:35You asked me what happened at lunch.
05:38This is not true.
05:40This is true, Meredith. I am goop, gag, bop, bam, whoop, befuddled.
05:47I don't agree with you. I'm not going to agree to something that didn't happen.
05:53You did ask me about the lunch.
05:56I didn't ask. You said, I'm nervous about tonight. I don't know what's coming.
06:03And I said, well, I don't either. I was just trying to be nice. That's it.
06:09I'm really effing irritated.
06:14And really effing hurt, Meredith.
06:18And I feel like you're working me, and I feel like you use me.
06:23And I feel like when you want something from me, you think I'm like the pokey little puppy that's just
06:29gonna run behind you.
06:30And I tell you things because I effing care about you.
06:34Are you lying right now or do you not remember?
06:36Or you gaslight the out of me because it's one of those options, Meredith.
06:41None of the above, Bronwyn, and I don't like your accusations.
06:46You know what? I know you said it.
06:49And that's good enough for me.
06:51But I was a good effing friend to you.
06:55Effing your ass lies.
07:03Bravo! Bravo!
07:04Yes!
07:08Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
07:11It's horrible.
07:13Thank you, Chris. It's doing it.
07:14That's it.
07:16All right. Chris, that's it. Thank you very much. Yeah. Thank you.
07:21And finally, according to Gen Z, a Jessica is the new Karen.
07:28When Karen's heard, they demanded to speak to a manager and won their title back.
07:32We have a great show. Give it up for The Roots, everybody!
07:46What a show we have for you tonight. She is amazing.
07:50Getting rave reviews for her starring role in the movie,
07:53If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You.
07:55It's available on digital platforms now.
07:57Rose Byrne is here tonight!
07:59Come on!
08:00Knockout. I love it. Knockout.
08:03Performer. Amazing.
08:04She is a talented actor who plays Robin in Stranger Things.
08:08The... What?!
08:11The entire fifth and final season is streaming now on Netflix.
08:16Maya Hawke is joining us!
08:19And we got great music from Grammy Award winner, Miguel!
08:29Miguel!
08:29Miguel is performing his new single, Angels Song,
08:31and it is fantastic. Miguel is in the house. Good night.
08:38It's a great song, but unfortunately, not all songs can be great.
08:41Really?
08:42And I'm going to show you what I mean right now.
08:43I'm about to play you some real songs from real bands
08:45that I think that you should avoid.
08:47It's time for my Do Not playlist. Here we go.
08:49Do I play? Do I play? Do I play? Do I play? Do something fun?
08:55Now, before we start, I want you all to know that every artist
08:59and song I'm about to play for you is 100% real.
09:01These are actual bands and actual songs.
09:04All right, let's see what's on my Do Not playlist.
09:06This first one is from a group. It's a rap duo.
09:09Oh.
09:10Called Young Humma and Flint Flossy.
09:13Yes! Yes!
09:14And I don't... You know that?
09:17This is my favorite group.
09:20You don't know them?
09:21Hell, yeah, I know them. Yes.
09:23All right. I don't know which one. Look at this.
09:25Which one is Young Humma?
09:28He doesn't... That mustache doesn't look real.
09:30No. But it might be. Is that a real mustache?
09:32I don't know.
09:33All right. Well, anyways, the song is called,
09:35Let Me... Let Me... Let Me Smang It.
09:38Let Me Smang It. Yes!
09:41Girl. Let's hear it. Let's listen to it. Let Me Smang It.
09:43Now, are you ready, baby? Then let's get crazy.
09:46Hope your muscles warmed up. You can't be lazy.
09:49This is what I like to call smash-bang fusion.
09:51Gotta focus, mama. You don't want to get a kush contest.
09:53Let me smang it, girl. Smashing it, baby.
09:56Let me smang it, girl. Smashing it, baby.
09:58Let me smang it, girl. Smashing it, baby.
10:00Let me smang it, girl. Smashing it, baby.
10:01Let me smang it, girl. Smashing it, baby.
10:02All right, stop there. Got it. Got it.
10:03They combined. Smash.
10:07You know Let Me Smang It?
10:08I stood out in Brooklyn two hours in the cold to see them perform.
10:12Is that right? Did they perform Let Me Smang It?
10:14Yes. Wow.
10:16And a what contusion? Oh, smang it.
10:18I think it should be shmang it.
10:20You think shmangy? The shmangy brothers, yeah.
10:23Let me smang it. Let me smang it, girl.
10:25Smash and bang. Ah.
10:27What do they call it? A portmanteo or something?
10:29Portmanteau. Portmanteau.
10:30Yeah, very nice. Smash it and bang it.
10:33Yeah. Shmang it.
10:34Next is from a country solo singer. Oh.
10:36I love country music. This is a singer called Bo Daddy Harris.
10:41Bo Daddy Harris.
10:42There he is in sepia tone, like his back to the camera.
10:46Wow. Walking through a park, maybe.
10:48Maybe he's mowing his lawn.
10:50Yeah, we don't know what it is, but the name of the album is,
10:53You Gotta Go.
10:56You Gotta Go. You Gotta Go.
10:57Yeah, it looks like he's mad.
10:59Oh. Maybe he's going to the bath. He's gotta go to the bathroom.
11:01Maybe, like, someone said that to him.
11:03Yeah. Oh, no. You gotta go to the bathroom?
11:04Yeah. No, no, no, no.
11:05Oh, no. I think it's you gotta leave.
11:07You gotta get out of here. You gotta go to the country.
11:09Yeah. Well, let's actually hear it.
11:18You gotta go.
11:38I'm like, stop, stop, stop. That's fantastic.
11:40He's definitely on the toilet.
11:41No, he is not. That is not true.
11:46You gotta go. You must leave right now.
11:57You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
12:02Number two.
12:03I like it. Not bad. I might listen to that one.
12:07I might listen to that one. No, I won't listen to that one.
12:09Right now, it's that or Schmang-It, man.
12:11Yeah. Schmang-It, girl.
12:13Yeah. You guys like Schmang-It?
12:18Schmang-It! Schmang-It!
12:20Oh, no. This one might be my jam.
12:22The singer is called Frankie 2.7.
12:25Oh, 2.7. Not 2.0.
12:27No, no. Not 2.0. 2.7.
12:29Yeah. 2.0 is obvious.
12:316.7 is gonna go away.
12:322.7 is the future.
12:35Yeah. So it's Frankie 2.7.
12:36Okay. And this is the cover of the single.
12:40Wow. Stay strong with VHS.
12:42A couple of VHS tapes.
12:44Stay strong.
12:46It all makes sense so far.
12:48All right. Let's take a listen to Stay Strong.
12:50This is the jam.
12:50And I know it's up.
12:55Stay strong.
12:57Stay strong.
13:02Stay strong.
13:02Oh, man. I need you.
13:07I need you.
13:11Oh, yeah.
13:13Wait.
13:15Wait. He had me.
13:17He's doing number two.
13:18No, he's not. He's not.
13:19No, no one's on the toilet in any of these.
13:21That is...
13:23We're not saying he's on the toilet.
13:24We're just saying Randy Newman or something.
13:26Yeah. It sounded like it was something.
13:27While you wanna battle, stay strong, y'all.
13:33While you gotta battle, I wanna round him.
13:38I like it.
13:39That's... This is my jam.
13:40I like... You like Schmange, I like Stay Strong right now.
13:44There we go. These are my two faves.
13:45Maybe I'll take them off my Do Not playlist.
13:47We're down to our last one here.
13:49Aw.
13:49This is a West African singer called Wizzy Baba.
13:55There's Wizzy.
13:56The song is called...
13:59Woo!
14:00So, yeah, he probably wants...
14:01Yeah, he wants to...
14:02So, when he says...
14:03Woo!
14:03You'll say...
14:05That's what I'm assuming the song is.
14:07Yeah, yeah.
14:07Let's take a listen to...
14:08Woo!
14:11Woo!
14:13Woo!
14:15Woo!
14:18Woo!
14:20Woo!
14:23Woo!
14:28Woo!
14:29Woo!
14:30Woo!
14:31Woo!
14:32Woo!
14:33Woo!
14:33You gonna be a good play, Ruth?
14:35Ruth, take it over, take it over.
14:36Come on, go.
14:36Woo!
14:39Woo!
14:41Woo!
14:46That's all the time we have for Do Not Play.
14:48If you have an album or song you think that we should use,
14:50send it to us at donotplay at tonightshow.com.
14:53Stick around. We're playing Reverse Charades when we come back.
15:14Welcome back, everybody!
15:18We are about to play a game called Reverse Charades,
15:22which is charades, but with a twist, it's reversed.
15:25In order to do that, we're going to need some players.
15:27Joining my team, please welcome Grammy-winning singer
15:30and producer, Miguel!
15:36Always, always, always the best. Love you.
15:39Come on!
15:41That's what I'm talking about.
15:43Let's meet our competition.
15:47She's the star of the film,
15:48If I Had Legs I'd Kick You,
15:50the amazingly talented Rose Berg!
16:02That's right.
16:03Joining Rose's team is one of the stars of Stranger Things.
16:07It's the multi-talented Maya Hawks!
16:17Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
16:20All right.
16:20We're doing it.
16:21All right, now, here's how it works, everybody, okay?
16:23Okay, the seated partner knows the clue and will guide the standing partner to move their body by shouting out
16:29instructions at them.
16:30The seated partner can't say any of the words in the clue or use their hands to help them out.
16:35We have these here, these anti-gesticulation tubes...
16:41...to help make you not move your arms, okay?
16:44The standing partner has to guess what activity they're being told to do.
16:47Our team will kick things off.
16:49Rose and Maya, go ahead.
16:51You can sit right there on the couch.
16:53Miguel, we're playing the first round.
16:55I will grab the clue and I'm going to give it to you.
16:58You'll stand on the star, okay?
16:59What number should I pick?
17:00Seven!
17:00Okay, seven. There you go.
17:02Everyone could have said something.
17:04Everyone could have...
17:05One person said seven. Okay.
17:08All right.
17:10Okay.
17:11We got this. We got this, bud.
17:13All right, we got this.
17:14Okay. Focus up.
17:21Okay, ready?
17:22Bend over a little bit.
17:24No. Sorry, sorry.
17:26A little bit. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:28Put your hands out.
17:31All right.
17:32Put your hands out. One hand over the other.
17:34No, in a fist. Two fists.
17:37Okay.
17:38Yeah.
17:38Okay.
17:40No, no. Lower, lower, lower.
17:41Lower.
17:42Yes.
17:42Golfing.
17:43Yeah, kind of more, but very delicate.
17:47Cricket.
17:47Cricket.
17:48On the ground, but very delicate.
17:49Yes, that's it.
17:50And be very quiet.
17:51You're doing it right.
17:52Oh, my God.
17:53You're so close.
17:54It was putting a golf ball.
17:56Wow.
17:57Putting.
17:58Golfing.
17:58I know, but we're very strict on the rules here.
18:01Sorry.
18:02So judges are rough.
18:03All right, we'll take a seat.
18:04You guys are up now.
18:05All right.
18:05I think, Rose, you go give the clue.
18:08Okay.
18:08Maya, you could be in this seat.
18:10Okay.
18:10I'm acting it out?
18:10Yes, you're going to act it out.
18:12You'll be giving the clue.
18:13Oh, yeah.
18:14Got it.
18:14Got it.
18:15Okay.
18:15Pick a number.
18:15What number should she pick?
18:21Two.
18:21Two.
18:22I heard a two.
18:24Okay.
18:25Okay.
18:26I'm ready.
18:26All right.
18:28Okay.
18:30Wait.
18:30Arms in these.
18:31Tubes in.
18:31Okay.
18:32Here we go.
18:33All right.
18:34Put your hands out in front of you and wiggle your fingers.
18:39Playing the piano.
18:42No.
18:43Massage.
18:44Imagine that you're looking straight forward at something that's connected to what your fingers
18:50are doing.
18:50I'm clearly playing the piano.
18:51I don't know what else.
18:52No.
18:53No.
18:53No, you're not.
18:54Ooh.
18:55Less movement.
18:56Don't move.
18:57Keep your hands still.
18:58Keep them still.
18:59Keep them still.
18:59Still, just the fingers move.
19:00The fingers move.
19:01The fingers move, but the hands don't move.
19:04What am I doing?
19:05And you're seeing something.
19:06Ah!
19:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:08What was it?
19:09Typing on a keyboard.
19:10Typing on a keyboard.
19:11Oh, my story.
19:13I mean, it's tough.
19:14This game is tough.
19:15This game is tough.
19:16All right, good.
19:17Tough game.
19:17All right.
19:19That was good clues.
19:20Good acting, by the way, Rose.
19:21Great acting.
19:23What clue?
19:23Here we go.
19:24I want to look.
19:25I want to look.
19:27Ten.
19:28Ten.
19:29Ten.
19:30Three.
19:31Three.
19:32All right, all right, three.
19:33All right, okay.
19:34All right.
19:35All right.
19:36Okay, I feel like we got this one.
19:38We got this one.
19:38We got this one.
19:39All right.
19:39I love it.
19:42Uh...
19:42All right, bud.
19:43Okay, I got to put these in here.
19:44Put your arms in.
19:45Yeah, it almost works with your sweater.
19:46Big bumblebee.
19:49I feel like I'm giving bumblebee vibes.
19:50This is good.
19:51It's like a superhero outfit.
19:52I love it.
19:53All right, bud, tell me.
19:53All right, all right.
19:55Uh...
19:56One hand.
19:57Uh-huh.
19:57Close to your mouth.
20:00Uh...
20:00Up and down.
20:02Close your hand like a fist.
20:04Uh, turn your fist downward.
20:07Keep it...
20:08Este...
20:08Wait, okay.
20:09Uh...
20:09Don't speak.
20:10I don't speak Spanish.
20:12Este...
20:13Este puede.
20:14Este puede.
20:14No, they're like, what?
20:15Si se puede.
20:16Leave your head alone.
20:18Yes, but open your mouth.
20:19Open your mouth.
20:20M-N-O.
20:24Uh-huh.
20:25Brush my teeth!
20:26Yes!
20:27Yes!
20:28Yes!
20:29Yes!
20:32Speaking Spanish.
20:33I'm like, yo, I don't speak Spanish.
20:34Oh, my goodness.
20:35All right.
20:35All right, you're up now.
20:36Rose, you're in the hot seat.
20:37Yeah, Rose, pick a clue.
20:38Get ready.
20:39All right, here we go.
20:40You'll be guessing.
20:41That was great!
20:42You got the point.
20:43Thank you, buddy.
20:44All right.
20:45Nice.
20:46Nice.
20:49Right.
20:51Okay.
20:53You look very confident.
20:56I love it.
20:57Okay, okay.
20:58All right, arms in the gesticulation tubes.
21:00Pump it up.
21:01All right, so you are pursing your lips.
21:05Yep.
21:06And then you've got...
21:08I'm a movie star.
21:08You've got a tiny thing in your...
21:12You've got a tiny thing in your hand.
21:13And you're putting it to your lips.
21:15And you're putting it to your lips.
21:17I'm applying lip gloss to my lip.
21:19Yes.
21:19To my voluptuous lips.
21:20Yes, and it's in your mouth.
21:22Uh-huh.
21:22Oh, it's in your mouth.
21:23I'm putting lip gloss in my mouth.
21:24In your mouth.
21:26But it's a bit saggy.
21:27It's saggy.
21:28It's saggy.
21:30It's saggy.
21:33It's saggy.
21:34Ah!
21:35What?!
21:36I have no guesses.
21:38What?!
21:38Blowing up a balloon.
21:39Oh!
21:43That's tricky.
21:44It's unfair.
21:44Now we're all going to go at the same time.
21:47This is fun.
21:47Yes, here we go.
21:48What number should we pick?
21:49We're picking the same number.
21:50Same number?
21:51Same numbers, me and you.
21:52Okay, which one?
21:53Oh, right.
21:55Four, four.
21:56They're all four.
21:56The balloon is fine.
21:57That's fine.
21:58That's pretty wrong.
21:59Okay.
22:01Oh, okay.
22:02So we're both going to give clues at the same time.
22:04Alright, the final round.
22:05This is for every...
22:05This is worth...
22:06This is worth 10,000 points.
22:08Okay.
22:11One, two, three.
22:13Put your arms out.
22:13Put your hands on your shoulders.
22:14And put your feet out.
22:15Your legs out.
22:15And scream.
22:17Ah!
22:18Yes, up.
22:18Yes.
22:20Now you're falling.
22:21You're falling.
22:22Screaming, screaming.
22:23Ah!
22:23No, I'm diving.
22:25What are you holding?
22:26I'm holding my shoulders.
22:28It's open.
22:29Yes, yes, yes.
22:31Parachute.
22:32Yes.
22:32I'm jumping out of the plane.
22:33Yes.
22:33I'm jumping out of a parachute plane.
22:36I'm skydiving.
22:37Woo!
22:46That's amazing.
22:47That was amazing.
22:49That was amazing.
22:49Our winners right there.
22:50Rose Byrd, Maya Popp.
22:52That was fantastic.
22:55Well done.
22:55Thank you, Miguel.
22:56We're talking around as we come back.
22:58Stick around, everybody.
22:59Have your sunglasses.
23:01You're doing your perfect.
23:03But it went better.
23:12Our first guest is Golden Globe, nominated and getting incredible reviews for her work in
23:18the movie, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You. It's available on digital platforms now. Everyone,
23:23please welcome Rose Byrd!
23:48Oh, my gosh.
23:50We loved you.
23:51Welcome back.
23:52Thank you for coming back to The Tonight Show.
23:54I appreciate this.
23:56You always bring me a cocktail or something fun.
23:59What did you bring to this evening?
24:00This is very interesting.
24:01This is a kickin' mule.
24:04So it's kind of a twist on the Moscow mule.
24:07Yes.
24:08It's got a little jalapeño.
24:10Oh, but it's got a kick.
24:10Yes, it's got a kick. It's like a tequila base.
24:12But, yeah, a little kick in there.
24:13We could just...
24:14Cheers to you.
24:15We could test that. Cheers, Kyle.
24:20That is phenomenal.
24:22If you like a little spice.
24:23I love it, actually.
24:25A kickin' mule.
24:26A kickin' mule.
24:26And I love the copper mug.
24:27And the mug is so cute, right?
24:29But I also love that if I had legs, I'd kick you.
24:32That's right.
24:32Very smart.
24:33You got that ending the song that the guys played?
24:36Yes. If I had legs, I'd kick you.
24:37You are phenomenal in this movie.
24:39Aw, thank you.
24:40You know I love you, but, I mean, I love you.
24:42And, Bridesmaids, you're hilarious.
24:43I think you should have got every award with that.
24:46But then you do this film.
24:48Totally different, by the way. Wowie.
24:50But let me read you some reviews.
24:51You can plug your ears if you like.
24:52No, speak up.
24:54Oh, very good, yeah.
24:56Rose Byrne gives the performance of a lifetime in
24:58If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You.
25:00That's Vanity Fair, said that.
25:04Time Out said you were epic and a tour de force.
25:08My God.
25:10Vulture said Byrne has never been better, sharper,
25:13or more intimidating.
25:14And it's time to give Rose Byrne her flowers.
25:17Hello!
25:19Come on now!
25:20Cheers to that!
25:22Can I kick it?
25:23Yes, you can.
25:24Oh, my goodness.
25:26Golden Globes are this weekend.
25:27Are you excited to go?
25:28I am. I'm pumped up.
25:31Yep, it's going to be fun.
25:32Are you going with Bobby?
25:32You know what? So, Bobby, he can't come,
25:35which is such a bummer, but he's going to a reptile expo
25:39in New Jersey.
25:41So...
25:41What are you talking about?
25:42Yeah.
25:43What are you talking about?
25:44He's missing the Golden Globes for a reptile expo.
25:47What is a reptile expo?
25:49Deep Jersey. Deep Jersey.
25:51So, we're getting a bearded dragon.
25:54Ooh.
25:55All right. The kids, the kids...
25:57Do you know about these animals?
26:00I know. They're like a lizard type of thing, right?
26:02They're native to Australia.
26:03They are?
26:04Yeah. This expo is like where everyone goes,
26:06and it's the place to go, and it was on the same day,
26:08and it would just be such a parent fail.
26:10So, we're doing it, and we're just like,
26:11and I'm on board for the dragon.
26:14It's going to be great.
26:15God, parents do anything for their kids.
26:16I love it. Come on.
26:17That is good for you.
26:19I know.
26:19Anything.
26:20Well, he's doing God's work.
26:22He's doing God's work.
26:23So, who's going to go with you to the Golden Globes?
26:26My brother. I'm taking my brother, George,
26:29who's wonderful. He's very handsome.
26:33He looks a bit like Rob Pattinson, meets Jacob Elordi,
26:37so he always gets a lot of attention.
26:39Oh, do people think that he is Robert Pattinson?
26:41Sometimes.
26:42Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
26:42By the way, he's a good-looking cellar right there.
26:45Hey.
26:47He does look like Robert Pattinson and Jacob Elordi.
26:49Head of... Yeah.
26:51That's what the Academy was when we presented
26:52with the Bridesmaids Girls.
26:54That was a long time ago.
26:56But, yeah, so he's going to come and support,
26:57so it should be fun. It should be fun.
26:59Let's talk about If I Had Legs, I Kick You.
27:01What is that title based off?
27:03So, it's kind of...
27:04Mary Bronstein, the writer-director, can speak to it more,
27:06but it's like, you know, that saying, you know,
27:08you don't have a leg to stand on, and the character's really
27:11going through a rough time.
27:13And if she did have a leg to stand on, she'd kick you,
27:15because she's got a lot of anger, and she's...
27:18Yes. She's going through it.
27:19I got to say, I was surprised.
27:21Twists and turns, every...
27:23Well-directed, great A24 film.
27:27I loved it. Everything.
27:28You don't know where it's going to happen.
27:29And the cast was fantastic.
27:32I know. Incredible. Yeah, yeah.
27:33Conan O'Brien.
27:34Conan O'Brien, I know.
27:35Is fantastic.
27:36I know.
27:37He plays your therapist.
27:38He plays my therapist, which is so funny,
27:40because, like, you guys, you know,
27:41he had his show, obviously, for 30 years,
27:43and he's like, you guys are like therapists.
27:45I mean, you just sit there and listen to people
27:47just banging on about themselves,
27:49and the bearded dragon, and this, and that.
27:51You know what I mean? And you've got to, like, act interested.
27:53Yeah.
27:53And be, you know what I mean?
27:55No, I am, yeah.
27:55But then, A$AP Rocky.
27:57I know. A$AP Rocky. I know.
28:00He's great!
28:01Yeah.
28:01How was he to work with?
28:02He works so hard. He's so charming.
28:04He's so curious. You know, and it's this different world for him.
28:08You know, like, obviously, it does so many things,
28:09but this being, I think it was, he shot it before he did
28:12Spike Lee's movie, you know, so he was wonderful and funny,
28:15and, yeah, and we kept hoping, you know,
28:18Rihanna would come to set.
28:20Did she ever come?
28:21She never came.
28:23She's come to set in the middle of nowhere in Brooklyn.
28:25Maybe after the Golden Globes, she'll come and say hi.
28:27She's got some better things to do.
28:28Please, yeah.
28:29The movie is a little bit of a psychological thriller.
28:32Yeah, it plays really, it's like, it's kind of so many genres in it.
28:36Like, at the New York Festival, it played really like a comedy.
28:38Like, it's a very sophisticated audience,
28:40and they laughed immediately.
28:41And then in Toronto, it was like a horror film.
28:42So it's got a lot of different...
28:44Yeah, she could look at it both ways.
28:45Yeah, it's a real magic trick.
28:47It's a punk rock tale on motherhood.
28:48It's really just wildly unique and entertaining.
28:52It is kind of punk.
28:53Yeah, it's punk. Yeah, like Mary.
28:54You are unbelievable, and I love you.
28:56Aw, thanks, Jimmy. You're so sweet.
28:57I want to show a clip.
28:58Here's Rose Byrne, and if I had legs, I'd kick you.
29:01Look at this.
29:03Oh.
29:07Oh.
29:10Oh.
29:11Oh.
29:12Oh.
29:13Oh.
29:13Oh.
29:13Oh.
29:14Oh.
29:16Oh.
29:21Oh.
29:32Hey.
29:32Hey, yeah.
29:33We just got home, and you would not believe...
29:40Yeah.
29:42Anything can happen.
29:43It's so good.
29:44Rose Byrne, everyone, If I Had Legs, I Kick You
29:47is available on digital platforms now.
29:50Watch it.
29:51We'll be right back with Maya Hawke.
29:53Come on back.
30:06Our next guest is a talented actor who you know and love
30:10as Robin in Stranger Things.
30:12The entire fifth and final season is streaming now on Netflix.
30:18Please welcome Maya Hawke.
30:22Oh, you stranger things.
30:26Don't you know you're driving your mind?
30:29Rose and drop was insane.
30:33That's Maya Hawke.
30:36That's our vibe.
30:37Come on.
30:38You know it's always great to see you.
30:40Always great to see you.
30:41Am I going to get one of Rose's cocktails too?
30:43No, no, no.
30:43We save that for after the show.
30:45You got to bring your own cocktails on the show.
30:47That's the way we work here.
30:48Understood.
30:48Let's talk about Stranger Things.
30:50I was going to ask you because all the rumors and going up to the finale,
30:55there's all sorts of things on the internet.
30:56They said, forget Steve, forget Jonathan.
31:00Robin Buckley is the one who's cooked.
31:03There was a rumor that you were going to be, I mean, spoilers if you haven't seen it, but
31:07That I was going to die?
31:09Yes.
31:09I think it's just that people were sick of hearing me talk so much and they were hoping
31:12No, no.
31:13That Vecna would just like, you know.
31:15Are you rocking Robin?
31:16That's right.
31:16Come on.
31:18By the way, the last two seasons, your character has become so funny and so charming and so,
31:24I don't know how to describe you.
31:26Quirky?
31:27I don't know.
31:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:28You say words that I've never heard said.
31:30Yeah, you know, I started doing this thing that I probably shouldn't have done where I just would
31:35come in in the morning and be like, well, I'm just going to try to sneak one weird word under
31:39the radar.
31:40And I didn't think they would keep them all, but they did.
31:43They kept all of them.
31:44Yeah, yeah.
31:44Yeah.
31:45I had a fun game that I thought we could maybe play.
31:48Keep looking back there.
31:49Well, because.
31:50What's back there?
31:50Well, there's a graduation that's part of this finale.
31:54How great is Gaten's speech, by the way, the graduation speech?
31:57Yeah.
31:58I love that speech.
32:00Hellfire, hellfire.
32:01He's the best.
32:02I do love him.
32:03But I thought that here's everybody, okay, in Hawkins.
32:06And then what I thought we could do is maybe you take this.
32:09And then what I have is a yearbook superlatives board.
32:12Ooh.
32:12Okay?
32:13And then I want you to place the photo of who belongs in each superlative square, okay?
32:20And we can pick a, we can pick a, which one do you want to start with?
32:23I'll start with the top one, the cutest couple I've ever was.
32:25I mean, I'm tempted to do one of these two eyes.
32:29Oh, yeah, sure, do it.
32:30Maybe, but.
32:31Who?
32:32Well, he's.
32:32Oh!
32:34All right, that's good.
32:35Yeah.
32:36But wait.
32:37I like this.
32:37But also, who has the best eyes except he has the best eyes?
32:41Oh, of course, Noah.
32:42Oh, yeah.
32:44Should we put him in best eyes?
32:46Okay, sure.
32:46And then is this, I don't know, class clown?
32:51Or...
32:51Who?
32:52Yeah, Finn.
32:53No.
32:54No?
32:54Mike?
32:55Mike?
32:55No.
32:56Okay.
32:57Where does he go?
32:58I don't know.
32:59Mike, I would think, well, I mean, you would know more than I would.
33:01He's funny, but I think...
33:03Spirited?
33:04No.
33:05Okay.
33:08I think go back to couple.
33:10Definitely not.
33:10Okay, okay, okay.
33:11Yeah, go ahead.
33:12They're the best couple.
33:13Yeah, that works.
33:13Best couple.
33:14Thank goodness.
33:14Okay, and then you've got to do me, because I'm too scared to do me.
33:20Either best all around?
33:22No.
33:23Come on, you're on my show right now.
33:25No, but no, Nancy's got to do best all around.
33:27Most spirited.
33:27Okay.
33:28Is that okay?
33:28And then we go Nancy best all around.
33:30Oh, Nancy.
33:31All right.
33:32Yes, I'm liking this.
33:33I think we're ending up with great.
33:35Something good.
33:35Okay, and then we've got Sadie's always running up that hill.
33:38Yes.
33:39So she's got to be most athletic.
33:41Ah, very smart.
33:43I like that.
33:44How about Class Clown's got to be...
33:45It's Gaten.
33:46I don't know.
33:47Steve is pretty good company.
33:49It's Dustin, right?
33:49Dustin.
33:50Yeah.
33:51Dustin or Steve?
33:51Dustin?
33:52Okay.
33:52Dustin!
33:53So then we do Dustin, Class Clown.
33:55Yeah, he's so good.
33:55Then we've got to do Steve Best Eyes.
33:57Yeah, he's a stud.
33:59Best.
33:59That should be...
34:04Best.
34:04Oh, hair.
34:09He's so sick of talking about that hair.
34:11I know, but he loves it.
34:13Come on.
34:13We have most reliable?
34:16Got to be Lucas, right?
34:17Yes, he was there.
34:19He played that song for Max, stayed with Max.
34:23He was there by the hospital bed the whole time.
34:24Yes, and brought her back.
34:25I love that, dude.
34:26Beautiful.
34:26Most likely to succeed without trying.
34:29Got to be Jonathan.
34:30Yeah, yeah, he's awesome.
34:31Yeah, I love that.
34:32Um, and then...
34:33Most likely to change...
34:35I wonder who's most likely to change the world.
34:37Most likely to change the world?
34:39Please place it on there, and I will say, I believe!
34:43Come on!
34:45Me!
34:47Woo!
34:48Thank you for doing that.
34:50Congratulations to the entire Hawkins Class of 89.
34:53I want to show a clip.
34:54Here's Maya Hawkins in Season 5 of Stranger Things.
34:57Take a look.
34:58This way, guys.
34:59Come on, come on, come on.
35:00Get down, get down.
35:01Get down.
35:10I'm really sorry.
35:11I thought you were a turkey.
35:14I'm sorry for lying to you for, like, a ludicrously extended period of time.
35:19For the record, I wasn't lying about answers.
35:23And if by some miracle we survive this, I'm going to take you there.
35:27And we are getting deserved.
35:31Deal.
35:44Yes!
35:48Maya Hawkins, everybody!
35:51The entire fifth and final season of Stranger Things is streaming now on Netflix.
35:56We'll be right back with a performance from Miguel.
35:59Stick around.
36:14Performing Angel's song from his new album, Chaos.
36:18Give it up for Miguel!
36:35To the day.
36:36Do or die.
36:38Skip this side to proceed to dream.
36:41One time playing Call of Duty.
36:44Killstreaks full of black lies.
36:46Got a call, I'm on a date
36:49Miss you mom, it's been a while
36:52Super soccer on my hip now
36:55The government's playing all good games
36:58Washed up, brinst out
37:01Captain, it's time to trip out
37:03Blowing objects in disguise
37:07Declassified, still denied
37:09Money, money, we're gonna break change
37:12Same old same, we never left
37:15For my breath, all these David Blaine
37:18Life stories made in the sand
37:23I can just enjoy the view
37:31Just enjoy the view
37:36And forget the worlds unraveling
37:41When I'm looking at you
37:46Yeah, I forget the worlds unraveling
37:55Holocaust in a holy land
37:58Artificial love algorithm schemes
38:01Blue angels sitting home now
38:04Fatherhood, changing plans
38:07Nothing been the same since just the past
38:10Cycles in and begin
38:12Cycles in and begin
38:13My cover flight from Elon
38:15Space X
38:17First class
38:18Yeah, so we can just enjoy the view
38:28So we can just enjoy the view
38:29Just enjoy the view
38:34Forget the worlds unraveling
38:38Living when I'm looking at the tiny hand of mine
38:48Or I look just like mine
38:53You deserve a world that's perfect
38:56I'm sorry that I hurt
38:59But there's nothing I had to have
39:02Wouldn't do to you
39:05Cause this is all I love around you
39:11I needed an angel
39:13I'm glad I found you
39:17This is all I love around you
39:22I needed an angel
39:24You deserve a world that I found you
39:50I'm glad I lived on you
39:55Oh, come on!
39:58That is...come on!
40:00That is what I'm talking about.
40:01No, no, stay out there. Come on.
40:03Get your flowers right there after Miguel.
40:05Come on, bud! That's how you do it.
40:09Miguel! Catch him on tour starting February 10th.
40:12We'll be right back, everybody.
40:14You got it?
40:15Yeah, you're with your mind like a hotel tell around.
40:18Bam, bam, bam, made the...
40:21That's why I got it on for set.
40:23Yo, yo, you know what I'm saying?
40:27My thanks to Rose Byrne, Maya Hawke, Miguel once again!
40:34I love you.
40:36The roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:40Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:42Good night, everybody. Thank you!
40:44Get involved!
40:45Gotta get involved!
40:47Get, get, get involved!
40:49Get into it!
40:51Yes!
40:53Uh-huh!
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