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00:30And now, here is Jimmy Fallon!
01:01Thank you!
01:05Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself, everybody.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show!
01:11This is it! Welcome to the show!
01:16Well, guys, today, President Trump launched a new mobile app
01:20for people to receive news, updates, briefings, and alerts
01:23directly from the White House.
01:25Yeah.
01:26And these days, when you hear the phrase,
01:28President Trump launched, a new app is the best-case scenario.
01:30That's... I like that.
01:32Yeah, that's...
01:33What did he launch?
01:34Yeah.
01:36Yeah, you can download it on the App Store, Google Play,
01:39and wherever other fine propaganda is sold.
01:45That's right.
01:47And this is fun.
01:48Besides news updates, you can also swipe right or left
01:51on countries Trump might invade next.
01:54Congrats. We matched on Cuba.
01:57Well, a lot of people are talking about this.
01:59Trump is adding his own signature to all new U.S. currency.
02:04That's right. He's the first sitting president
02:06to put his own name on every bill.
02:08I guess he's excited. Look at this video he put out.
02:11This is President Trump, and I can't wait to see my name
02:14on every U.S. bill, right alongside some of our nation's
02:18most prominent figures.
02:19People like the Quaker Oats guy,
02:22Dame Judi Dench,
02:24Lurch from the Addams Family,
02:26Glenn Powell,
02:28Beethoven,
02:29Al from Home Improvement,
02:31and, of course, the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.
02:34I was in that.
02:36He's honored.
02:38He's honored to be with all those people.
02:39Very honored.
02:40What a roll call.
02:42Yeah.
02:44Well, some business news,
02:45I saw that Netflix just announced
02:46that they're once again raising prices.
02:51And they explained the decision with the commercial.
02:53Take a look at this.
02:54At Netflix, we strive to deliver the best content
02:56for you and your whole family.
02:58And to ensure we can keep doing that,
02:59we're raising our monthly price.
03:01Thanks for understanding.
03:02Netflix.
03:05I got that.
03:06That's nice.
03:06Yeah.
03:07In other news,
03:09what's that?
03:09Hold on.
03:10Sorry.
03:10I'm getting it from the control room.
03:12They're saying we have,
03:12there's another message from Netflix.
03:14Wow.
03:14Yeah.
03:14Let's roll that.
03:15At Netflix, we value honesty,
03:17which is why we're letting you know
03:19that we're once again raising our monthly price.
03:21Thanks again.
03:22Netflix.
03:23Again?
03:25Already?
03:25Nice.
03:26All right.
03:27Well, yeah, sure.
03:29Clap.
03:30We're happy now.
03:32Anyway, well, hopefully that's it.
03:33No more price hikes.
03:34Anyway, I read that...
03:36It's another price hike, bitch!
03:38Netflix rates are going up again!
03:41And you can't stop us!
03:43Do you like Bridgerton?
03:45Good, because you're about to get f***ed.
03:47Open up that wallet!
03:49You streaming simp prices are going up faster than death!
03:53Straight up or moose.
03:54Ding dong!
03:55Is it cake?
03:55No!
03:56It's another price hike!
03:57Pay off, or we'll send you into a real-life squid game!
04:00What are you gonna do?
04:01Watch Paramount Plus?
04:02And you know what else?
04:04We're making the to-dum sound even louder!
04:07To-dum!
04:08Netflix!
04:10Wow!
04:12Wow.
04:13It's a bit extreme.
04:14Can't believe it.
04:17And finally, here's some good news.
04:20Airports around the country are returning to normal
04:22after Trump signed an emergency order
04:23to start paying TSA agents again.
04:31And this is fun.
04:33TSA agents celebrated by drinking 3.4 ounces of champagne.
04:36There we go!
04:37We have a great show!
04:38Give it up for the Roots, everybody!
04:44Thank you!
04:44Thank you very much, everybody.
04:52Enjoy your stuff.
04:52Welcome to the show.
04:54Hey, be sure to tune in all week long.
04:55We have some great shows coming up.
04:57Cameron Diaz will be here this week.
04:58Oh!
04:59We love Cameron Diaz.
05:01Zendaya and Robert Pattinson will be joining us.
05:05And on Thursday, our guest will be Jack Black!
05:08Yeah!
05:08Come on!
05:11But first, what a show we have for you tonight.
05:13He's an Emmy-winning actor who stars in the Apple TV series
05:17Your Friends and Neighbors.
05:19Season 2 premieres this Friday.
05:21Jon Hamm is here tonight!
05:25The best!
05:27The show's great, too.
05:29He's fantastic.
05:30Also, you can see him in the popular series The Boys,
05:33which I love.
05:34It returns for its fifth and final season
05:36April 8th on Prime Video.
05:38Jack Quaid is joining us!
05:43He's fantastic.
05:45And then our musical guests tonight are fantastic.
05:50What do these people have in common?
05:52Andrew Lloyd Webber.
05:53Okay.
05:55Michael Crawford.
05:57Bernadette Peters.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Joel Grey.
06:00Ooh.
06:01Lin-Manuel Miranda.
06:02Ooh.
06:02Me.
06:05You know what I'm saying?
06:06No.
06:07We're all famous and known for our work on Broadway.
06:10Oh, of course.
06:10Broadway, yes.
06:12First thing to come to mind.
06:13Last year, I did, thank you, I did Seven Days on Broadway.
06:21So nice of you.
06:24It feels like you really mean that.
06:26Oh.
06:28Seven Days, probably over ten performances.
06:30Yeah, that's a lot.
06:33And I was in a play called All In, and it was written by Simon Rich, and I had Aidy
06:37Bryant
06:37was in it, Nick Kroll, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and I, and the band was the Banksons, and they
06:43were unbelievable.
06:45They, believable.
06:47Believable.
06:47What did I say?
06:48Unbelievable.
06:49What did I say?
06:50They were unbelievable.
06:51But what did I say?
06:52Unbelievable?
06:54Believable.
06:54I said they were believable?
06:55Like beliebers.
06:56I said they were believable.
06:58Yeah.
06:58They were.
06:59They were believable.
07:00I believe them.
07:00Believe that they played.
07:01Absolutely.
07:03That's why we, we booked them tonight, to see if they really are, exist.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Exactly.
07:09Are they believable?
07:13But the, the, the Banksons, they are so good.
07:16Man, they're so talented, and they're here tonight.
07:19They're going to do a performance from the musical, My Joy is Heavy.
07:22The Banksons are here tonight.
07:26The Banksons!
07:27I love them.
07:29Hot show.
07:31Guys, it can be hard to say goodbye, but sometimes you just have to, and there are a few things
07:35I'd like to say goodbye to right now.
07:36It's time for Go On, Get.
07:39Go on, get.
07:41Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
07:53Wow.
07:55It's like I'm watching Broadway.
08:06Go on, get.
08:08Restaurants that bring the credit card reader to the table.
08:11Sure, it saves time, but I can't take the pressure.
08:15The waiter's watching me.
08:16My friends are watching me.
08:17I'll frantically tap whatever button ends this moment the fastest 80% tip sure just get this weird game boy
08:24away from me
08:24Bring me my doggy bag of fettuccine Alfredo and go on get
08:40Want me to read what I just typed please
08:43Go on get
08:45Pineapples
08:45You don't smell like pine and you don't taste like apple
08:49You done got me good there
08:51For a second I thought you were a pine apple
08:53But you ain't nothing but a prickly football with wacky hair
08:56Now go on get until your name is not a lie
08:59And I'm looking at you too horseradish
09:13Go on get
09:19Go on get giant ice cubes for whiskey glasses
09:24I'm sorry all I want to do is sip some bourbon not suck on a clear rubik's cube all night
09:30long
09:31Just go to brookstone.com and buy me some whiskey stones shaped like easter island head so I can drink
09:37like a real man
09:37And then get
09:38And then get
09:57Whichever that tumbleweed
10:16Go on get
10:17Go on get
10:18Smeg appliances
10:21Seriously what kind of disgusting name is smeg I don't want anything in the kitchen that sounds like something I
10:27might have contracted on spring break
10:29Now get
10:30Now get
10:31Get
10:40Go on get
10:42New sneakers where the laces are all pre-laced weird
10:48Everything's going straight across with one long weird lace down the middle
10:51And where are the ends in some sixth dimension that only exists in the back of a foot locker
10:56I came here to get some new kicks not stare at some shoelace version of the magic eye poster
11:01Now go on get
11:16Go on get
11:25Go on get
11:26Ever wish you didn't do something
11:29You got water in there
11:32I don't want to swallow it
11:33No you want to rinse it out
11:34Yeah come on
11:35Get
11:36Get
11:37Get straw in my mouth
11:40Go on get
11:42Refried beans
11:44Why don't you just call yourself what you actually are
11:46Brown mashed potatoes
11:47What the heck do you mean refried
11:50We both know you've never been fried to begin with
11:53And you sure as heck weren't fried again
11:55Now let me get a spoonful of that lumpy muddy slop
11:58So I can help you
11:59Go on get
12:03Well hard to see him go
12:04But I'm glad I got that out of my system
12:06Stick around
12:07We'll be right back with more tonight show
12:16Oh shucks
12:18Come over here baby
12:21Yeah turn off those lights
12:23Let me run my hands through your sexy hair
12:28Mmm that's good hair
12:40Ladies and gentlemen
12:42Please welcome the very sexy lounge act
12:45Milk and honey
12:59Hello ladies and gentle ladies
13:02I'm Sam honey
13:05And I am
13:06Philip Milk
13:08Thank you for having us
13:09Thank you
13:10Yes
13:10Oh ho ho that band is
13:12Sounded good tonight
13:13Oh ho ho yes
13:14Indeed
13:14This is the
13:15This is the kind of music that gets us in trouble
13:18If you know what I mean
13:19You're all looking fine enough to make a good dog break his chain
13:24Bark
13:25Bark
13:25Bark
13:26Bark
13:27Bark
13:27You know that being in front of so many beautiful women
13:30And I can't even help but think of all
13:33All the times I've made love
13:37Like
13:37Like so bunches and bunches of times for sure
13:41Oh you and me both
13:43Right
13:43I have also definitely made love before
13:47Right
13:47And it's not even scary
13:49No
13:49No
13:50No we're not lying about that
13:52And here's a little song
13:54That proves it
14:06When my woman takes off her clothes
14:10It's a sight that I surely know
14:14Oh buddy
14:16It makes me shout out loud
14:19Yo
14:19Awesome buddy
14:21Your middle is my favorite part
14:23Oh
14:24Kudos to the chief
14:26Milady
14:28Yes
14:32That is a really good song
14:34And the specifics of it really prove that we have both definitely made love before
14:39Yeah
14:39Cause when we make love
14:41Crazy things happen
14:44You do not have to tell me that
14:47But if someone in the audience could actually tell us
14:50What kind of things happen when you make love
14:55Yeah you can't be too specific
14:57Don't like literally say anything that happens
14:59Please
15:04Oh yes
15:05That was a test
15:06That was a test
15:07That was a test
15:07Y'all passed our little quiz
15:09You sexy ladies
15:10And apparently gentlemen
15:12Here's your reward
15:26Come over here baby
15:28Yeah
15:29Turn off those lights
15:31Let me run my hands through your sexy hair
15:35That's good hair
15:39Now
15:41What
15:43Now what
15:43Oh just kidding
15:44We totally know
15:46We know
15:47Yeah yeah
15:47We know
15:48First step to making love
15:50Get on the bed
15:52Oh yeah
15:53Sorry
15:54Sorry it's so firm
15:56It's technically a box spring
15:58Yeah
15:58Sorry about that
15:59But the next step
16:01The next step
16:01The next step
16:02We take off all of our clothes
16:03Oh yeah
16:04And fold them very neatly
16:05On the floor
16:07I think
16:08Right
16:09Gadzooks
16:10Your middle's even better than the last girl
16:12Middle
16:13Dang
16:14Come a little closer baby
16:16Don't worry
16:16I don't bite
16:19Right
16:19That's not part of this
16:20But that's not a close deal
16:22I don't
16:23Then it's time to do the thing
16:25Humans
16:25Have been doing
16:26For hundreds of years
16:28Oh yeah
16:30It's when we
16:31When we wake up the next morning
16:33You know we did what we did
16:35Yeah
16:36Yes we did
16:37There's no need for me to really say it
16:39Don't
16:39Not at all
16:40I'd rather you not say what we did
16:41Oh
16:42Yeah
16:43That's right
16:45We're telling the truth about
16:46Having made love by the way
16:48Oh yeah totally
16:48We are totally telling the truth
16:50And to prove it
16:51Let's just say
16:51At the same time
16:52Our favorite part
16:54Of a woman
16:55Three
16:56Two
16:56One
16:57Left leg
17:00Still don't believe us
17:02Well you should
17:03Well let us spell it out for you
17:05We're talking
17:06S-E double hockey sticks
17:08And this next song
17:09All to prove that we
17:11Are experienced
17:12Whoopi Havers
17:13Let's go
17:17Oh baby
17:19I'm moving to the left
17:21I'm moving to the right
17:24I'm moving to the baby
17:26Who tells me what she likes
17:28Tell me
17:29Please tell me
17:31Be specific
17:33What specifically happens
18:02I remember walking down a hallway
18:04Just having wrapped a scene
18:06And then he came around the corner
18:07And just went
18:07Great scene
18:08Yeah
18:09Wow
18:10And
18:11No one prepared me for Mick Jagger
18:13Whatsoever
18:13No
18:23Our first guest is an Emmy winning actor
18:27Who stars in the series
18:29Your Friends and Neighbors
18:30Season 2 premieres this Friday
18:32On Apple TV
18:33Everyone please welcome
18:35Jon Hamm
18:53Come on
18:55I love you
18:56I love you
18:58I love you
19:05That's how you make an entrance
19:07The one and only Jon Hamm
19:08Right there
19:09Come on
19:10They love you
19:11Give the love
19:13Thank you
19:14My goodness
19:15Welcome back to our program
19:17Oh man
19:18It feels like I never left
19:19Happy to have you here
19:21Did I read that you were an acting teacher
19:23In St. Louis?
19:24Yeah
19:24Yeah
19:24I went back to my old high school
19:26Taught acting for one year
19:27No way
19:27Had some famous student
19:29Ellie Kemper
19:29No really?
19:31Yeah
19:31Really?
19:33I got to walk the red carpet
19:34With one of my students
19:35On Bridesmaids
19:37And also the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
19:39Come on
19:39That's fantastic
19:40That's awesome
19:41Yeah
19:41Yeah
19:41No I was decent
19:42Did you do auditions
19:44In St. Louis
19:45When you were starting out?
19:46Well people don't know
19:46The St. Louis hotbed
19:48A hotbed
19:49Of the entertainment industry
19:50Wow
19:51We did not know that
19:52I did not know that
19:53You know why I didn't know that Jimmy?
19:54Because it's not
19:55It's not true
19:56No
19:57But yes
19:58I did audition for my fair share of things there
20:00What were they?
20:01Like local commercials?
20:02Local ads
20:03I think I did an ad for the Missouri Lottery
20:05It was very exciting
20:07A lot of sort of
20:09You know
20:10They used to call them
20:11What do they call them?
20:11Like PSA kind of things
20:14You know
20:15Yeah
20:15Because I think that we might have found
20:17Your first
20:20Your first on-camera job
20:22But this is an educational
20:24Health and fitness video
20:25Called
20:26Ready
20:26Called Flip for Fitness
20:28Oh
20:29Remember that?
20:30Here
20:31This is real
20:31This is Jon Hamm
20:32Talking to the kids about
20:33Fitness
20:33This is so real
20:34Take a look at this
20:37Hi
20:37Now I'm not here to lecture you
20:39Like
20:39It's like you need another lecture
20:41But the governor of Missouri
20:42Is so concerned
20:43With your health
20:44That he wants to spread the word
20:46On fitness
20:46Which is why
20:47He started the governor's council
20:48On physical fitness and health
20:49Now
20:50I know what you're looking
20:51Fitness is
20:53You
20:54Yeah
20:54Come on
20:55All my own wardrobe
20:57I'll have you know
20:58Was it?
20:59Yeah
21:00That was my wardrobe
21:02I brought that in
21:03Really?
21:03That was also my hair
21:04That was not a wig, boy
21:05Wow
21:07Did you think that you could pull
21:08That hair off these days?
21:10I
21:10I
21:11Yes
21:13Oh God
21:15Because
21:17If I may
21:18I think you may
21:24There you go, bud
21:28Oh, a double?
21:32Wow, brother
21:37I mean
21:38I mean, this is it
21:39This is
21:40It's got a good flip to it
21:42This is
21:42All right
21:43It's a proto Bieber
21:44You could almost do the Bieber flip
21:46Yeah
21:46But it's
21:47The curtains are parted
21:49Right in the middle
21:49So you can give everybody
21:50Yeah
21:51We actually have another
21:52We actually have another clip of you
21:54Oh God
21:54It's really fun
21:55What's this, John?
21:57And who says a healthy breakfast
21:58Has to be cereal and dry toast?
22:00I mean, the original
22:01Think egg burritos and salsa
22:03Think peanut butter and banana sandwiches
22:06Think yogurt sundaes
22:07Whatever gets you going
22:08I mean, those are all good ideas
22:10I mean, yogurt sundae
22:11Have a yogurt sundae
22:12Peanut butter banana sandwich
22:13Have a breakfast burrito
22:15Come on
22:15Yeah, it doesn't have to be the same
22:16Oh, come on
22:17Flip the fitness
22:18Come on
22:19Flip the fitness, man
22:20We're flipping
22:20Flip that fitness
22:21Flip that fitness
22:22Flip that
22:26In this
22:28In this past year
22:29It's really hard for me
22:30Not to fall in love with you
22:32In this past year
22:34By the way
22:34People have
22:34I can take it
22:35Well, okay
22:35I mean, sorry
22:37No, yeah
22:40People have loved your
22:42Loved your dance moves lately
22:44Oh
22:45Have been going viral
22:46Yeah, I've gone viral a couple times
22:48I should get a shot
22:50No, you're still viral
22:52Yeah
22:53No, you hit Bad Bunny
22:54Which is great
22:55Love that
22:56And then, yeah
22:57We love Bad Bunny
22:57Thank you
22:59Correct answer
23:00Correct answer
23:01Do you have a go-to
23:02Concert dance move?
23:03No
23:04You don't
23:04You know, I feel the vibrations
23:07Yes
23:07I feel the move
23:08I feel the music
23:08Yes
23:09And I try to express myself
23:11In a physical way
23:12As much as I can
23:13Yes
23:13I'm also 55 years old
23:16Okay
23:17Not super flexible
23:19Okay
23:19So I don't
23:20You know, I don't
23:21I don't try to do too much
23:23But you do it just enough
23:24Just enough
23:25Fantastic
23:25I've danced with you
23:26Many a time
23:27We have danced
23:28Do you remember
23:28Do you remember
23:29I had a party
23:30In LA once
23:31And it was
23:32Oh my God
23:33It was okay
23:33It was kind of
23:34Happening
23:35It wasn't really
23:35It was
23:35It needed a spark
23:37It needed somebody
23:37It needed a spark
23:38You came over to me
23:39You go, dude
23:40Let's
23:40We need to get up on a table
23:42And start this party
23:43And we did
23:44We jumped on a table
23:45On a backhand
23:46And onto a table
23:47We got the party
23:48We got the party started
23:48Yes, sir
23:49Come on
23:49That's what we do
23:51We had to get it going
23:59Good stuff
24:00Here's you
24:01From your friends
24:02And neighbors
24:05That's a good looking dude
24:06Dancing
24:08Yes, sir
24:09Now, people don't realize
24:11I have several active injuries
24:13On my face
24:13Yes, you do
24:14Yeah, as well
24:14I've just been beaten up
24:15In the show
24:16But I was having a moment
24:17In the club
24:17And the first person
24:18To send me this
24:19This meme
24:21Meme?
24:21Yes
24:22Was Brian Williams
24:23Of Open
24:24Really?
24:24Yes
24:25The
24:27NBC
24:27The newsman
24:28Yeah, he's a very talented guy
24:30Who sent me a text
24:31And was like
24:31I think you should be aware of this
24:34It became a giant meme
24:36Sure did
24:37And I thought it'd be fun
24:37Maybe he had something to do with it
24:39Show you a couple
24:39Maybe Brian Williams started
24:40The Briwa bump
24:42This meme says
24:43When someone cancels
24:44On your plan
24:45So you have to spend the night
24:46In playing games
24:47Like, oh yeah
24:49It's multi-purpose
24:49It's multi-purpose
24:50It's good
24:51It's great
24:52Here's this one
24:53It says
24:53When you're petting a dog
24:55And someone says
24:56Wow, he usually doesn't like it
25:01And this one I like too
25:02This one says
25:03When the kids that I love so much
25:04Fall asleep
25:07I love them so much
25:09Go to bed
25:11Your friends and neighbors
25:12Giant hit
25:13I told you this before
25:14But no one else could do this show
25:16This is your show
25:17That is very kind
25:18You're fantastic in it
25:19Your monologues are great
25:21Your acting is fantastic
25:22That's right
25:24Correct
25:25Correct response
25:26By the way, it's so good
25:28It got picked up for season three
25:29Season three
25:29Come on
25:31That's what I'm talking about
25:32It's a great show
25:35Tell everyone what's happening
25:37This season
25:38This Friday
25:38This
25:38You'll see a little clip
25:40Of sort of the setup
25:41Of the season
25:41So all of this stuff
25:43Happened in the first season
25:44And if you haven't seen it yet
25:45Listen, I encourage you
25:46Go ahead and watch it
25:47It's really fun
25:47It's pretty great
25:47It's really fun
25:48But I'm going to spoil it
25:49Because it's been out for a year
25:50So what have you been doing?
25:51Yeah, yeah, yeah
25:52Anyways, the fallout
25:54Of what happened in the first season
25:55We kind of recap
25:56At the beginning of the second season
25:57And then there's an event
25:59That happens
26:00Which I won't
26:00That I won't spoil
26:01But somebody comes in
26:03And kind of disrupts
26:04The neighborhood
26:05Yeah, who's great
26:06Yeah, he is great
26:07And then we have our pal
26:08Olivia Munn
26:09Olivia Munn
26:10Amanda Peet
26:11Amanda Peet is great in this
26:12So many good folks
26:14And it's awesome
26:15Yeah, it's addicting
26:16I want to show a clip
26:17Here's Jon Hamm
26:18In the new season
26:19Of Your Friends and Neighbors
26:21Take a look
26:21In a town where perception
26:23Is nine-tenths of the law
26:25You want to keep up appearances
26:28Like having an office in Manhattan
26:29To go to work in every day
26:31Which helps get your co-parenting
26:33Back on track
26:33Let's go
26:36You're finally feeling
26:37Comfortable again
26:38In control
26:39Safe
26:40Optimistic even
26:47And as you already know
26:48From painful experience
26:51That's generally when life
26:52Will serve up
26:53A perfectly aimed
26:54Kick in the crotch
26:55Yeah, come on
26:57Wow
26:57That is Jon Hamm, everybody
26:59The new season
27:00Of Your Friends and Neighbors
27:02Premieres this Friday
27:04On Apple TV
27:05More tonight's show
27:06After the break
27:07Stick around, everybody
27:08Woo!
27:09I said it's getting old
27:10To the beat on
27:11Party heaven
27:12We won't guarantee
27:12To be like heaven
27:13Of all
27:14And you don't stop
27:14We all riding in the free
27:26Our next guest stars
27:27Stars in the popular series
27:29The Boys
27:30Which returns for its fifth
27:32And final season
27:33April 8th
27:34On Prime Video
27:35Please welcome
27:35Jack Quaid
28:01Jack Quaid
28:03Welcome to the show
28:04My friend
28:05It's so great to be here
28:06It's nice to see you
28:07Nice to see you
28:08This is our first time
28:09Really meeting
28:10But you and I
28:11Have shared the screen
28:12We actually have
28:13Yeah, you were in
28:14The very first episode
28:15Of The Boys
28:15You were playing yourself
28:17Thank you
28:17Jimmy Fallon is canon
28:18In The Boys universe
28:19Which is great
28:20Yes, I have
28:21And you
28:22Yeah, you crossed it
28:23You were interviewing
28:23Translucent here
28:24I was
28:24Translucent was there
28:25And I was watching you
28:26On a screen
28:27So I think we've kind of
28:28Shared
28:28We're scene partners
28:29Yeah, we're scene partners
28:30Yeah, I love it
28:31Nice to finally see you
28:32Thanks for being here
28:32Of course
28:34Jack, I want to ask you
28:35A bunch of things
28:36About The Boys too
28:37But I also want
28:38I know you're
28:39You're into
28:40Improv comedy
28:41Yeah, I do a lot of
28:42Sketch
28:43But occasionally
28:43Someone will have me
28:44On their improv show
28:45And recently
28:47This was
28:47This was really, really cool
28:48There's this amazing
28:49Comedian named
28:50Conor Ratliff
28:50Does all these shows
28:52Out here
28:52Yeah, we have some fans
28:53In the audience
28:53Yeah, very good
28:55He does this thing
28:56Called The George Lucas
28:56Talk Show
28:57He does this amazing
28:58Podcast called
28:59Dead Eyes
29:00But recently
29:00He had me on a show
29:01Called The Acting Class
29:02It's like a fake acting class
29:04And it gave me
29:05The opportunity
29:06To do improv
29:07With my mom
29:08Which was insane
29:09Who is the coolest?
29:10The one and only
29:11Meg Ryan
29:12Of course
29:12Come on now
29:15We love her
29:16Yeah, it was great
29:17She was
29:18How was she?
29:19She was amazing
29:20She got like
29:20I mean, no surprise
29:22But like giant laughs
29:23Yeah, she knows how to do it
29:24She didn't really know
29:25What it was
29:26Because I wasn't pitching it well
29:27But she was like
29:28I just want to be part
29:29Of your world
29:30I just
29:30I just want to see
29:32What you do
29:32And she crushed it
29:34Yeah
29:34It was amazing
29:34Of course she does
29:35When did you first
29:36Get into sketch comedy?
29:37I first got into sketch comedy
29:38When I
29:39Like when I was a kid
29:40I would make like movies
29:41On my, you know
29:42Like a video camcorder
29:43With my friends
29:45I made a
29:46Like a 50 minute long movie
29:48With my friends
29:48Called Bicycle Cops
29:50It's technically a comedy
29:52And you get to watch us
29:53Go through puberty
29:55In real time
29:55Wow
29:56We shot in sequence
29:58We didn't know
29:59That you could do it
29:59Out of sequence
30:0050, 5-0
30:015-0
30:02Wow
30:02It's not good
30:04No, no, no
30:05No
30:05It's good and long
30:07Yeah, very good and long
30:08And then I got to NYU
30:09And I got into
30:10The sketch comedy group
30:12Hammercats
30:12So I
30:13Every month
30:14I was like doing
30:14A sketch show
30:15Which was amazing
30:16I think I know
30:17Hammercats
30:17Yeah
30:18There's like
30:18A lot of people
30:19Have come from it
30:20Like back in the day
30:21It was like
30:21Donald Glover
30:22Then it was
30:23Rachel Bloom
30:23Yes
30:24I got there
30:25And I was with like
30:26Steph
30:26Oscar winner
30:27Steph Shue
30:30Bowen Yang
30:30Matt Rogers
30:31And then after us
30:32Were like
30:32The Please Don't Destroy
30:33Kids
30:34Oh yeah
30:34Yeah
30:35It was a blast
30:36I love doing it
30:37True
30:37Your first thing
30:38That you ever started
30:39And it was a show
30:40Called Vinyl
30:40Which I loved
30:41Thank you
30:42You were the one person
30:43That watched it
30:43I really appreciate that
30:44Thank you
30:45It was by
30:46Martin Scorsese
30:47And Mick Jagger
30:48Mick Jagger was a producer
30:49Yeah
30:49I would do anything
30:51If they were
30:52That's a great party to be in
30:53It was great
30:53It took place in the 70s
30:55It was about the music industry
30:56And I remember like
30:57Yeah Mick Jagger was a producer
30:59I'm like 22
30:59This is my first show
31:00I'm so intimidated
31:01By literally everything
31:03And everyone
31:03Yeah of course
31:04And I remember
31:05Rapping a scene one day
31:06And you know
31:06Mick Jagger would come by set
31:08Sometimes
31:08But you never really expected him
31:10And I remember walking down a hallway
31:11Just having wrapped a scene
31:12And then he came around the corner
31:14And just went
31:14Great scene
31:15Yeah
31:16Wow
31:16And no one prepared me
31:19For Mick Jagger
31:20Whatsoever
31:20No
31:21What do you even do then
31:22Do you just
31:23You go like
31:24Yeah
31:25Thank you
31:26Great scene
31:27That was the one
31:27That was great
31:29Yeah great
31:29It's like I'm back there
31:31It's insane
31:31Yeah yeah yeah yeah
31:32But like in reality
31:33He probably was like
31:33Great scene
31:34Yeah
31:35But in your story
31:36Oh I filled in dancing
31:37He's on stage
31:38Yeah pointing his fingers
31:39Yeah he's so cool
31:41Let's talk about the boys
31:42Yes
31:43It's brilliant
31:44The final season
31:45I'm bummed that it's the final
31:46But I'm psyched that it's coming back
31:47Because I want
31:48I love it
31:48Yeah
31:49It's coming out next week
31:50And so what was it like shooting
31:53That you and the cast
31:54I mean you obviously know
31:55That it's ending
31:56We know it's ending
31:57Thank God we knew going in
31:59And this is like
31:59You know Eric Kripke's
32:00Intentional ending for the show
32:02Like we're ending on our own terms
32:04Which is just so special
32:05It never gets to happen in TV anymore
32:07Yeah
32:07But it was great
32:09Like I've known these people
32:09For like nine years
32:11It's like five seasons
32:13But it's been nine years
32:14Of just being on this
32:15Absolutely insane show
32:17Are you totally
32:18It is insane show
32:19Yeah
32:20Are you all bonded
32:21Do you know
32:22We're so bonded
32:22We do this thing now
32:23When you know
32:25We shoot really long hours
32:26And once we hit around 2 a.m.
32:29We're just trying to like
32:29Keep each other awake
32:30And keep each other laughing
32:31So we enter this phase
32:32Which I like to call goof hour
32:34Where we are just
32:35Trying to make each other laugh
32:37At all costs
32:37So there was a moment
32:39This season
32:40Where I just started doing this thing
32:41I could sense everyone was dozing off
32:42Are you familiar with
32:44The gingerbread man from Shrek
32:46Of course
32:47Okay
32:48So I would just
32:49I would just
32:49Out of nowhere
32:50I would just go
32:50Do you know
32:52The muffin man
32:54You're like
32:54What are you talking about
32:56And I'll be like
32:57The muffin man
33:00Don't tell him anything
33:02And that
33:02That was
33:04That was like
33:05The cast loved it
33:06Crew
33:06Not so much
33:07Okay
33:07Yeah that's right
33:08But yeah
33:09That kept everybody's spirits up
33:10It was good
33:10But how about
33:11The show becomes a hit
33:12And people dress up as you
33:14For Halloween
33:14Yes
33:15It's the
33:16It's the
33:16Highest form of flattery
33:18In my opinion
33:19It's like
33:19When I was a kid
33:20I had a year
33:21When I was like
33:22Four years old
33:23Where I dressed up
33:23Like Buzz Lightyear
33:24Like every day
33:26It was insane
33:27I was Buzz
33:28Yes
33:28You can't tell me different
33:30Yeah
33:30But no
33:31Seeing people dress up
33:32So I know what that means
33:33And seeing people dress up
33:35As you know
33:35Huey
33:36But like
33:36Honestly any character
33:37From the show
33:38Like it's the
33:38Highest honor
33:40So thank you so much
33:41To all the fans
33:42Who have ever done that
33:42That's
33:44Insane
33:46In a normal superhero show
33:48Everyone usually lives
33:50Happily ever after
33:51In the end
33:51Is that something
33:52That we can expect
33:53No
33:53In no way
33:55No it's the boys
33:56You know it's not
33:57Going to be
33:57A fairytale ending
33:59In any
33:59In any regard
34:01But yeah
34:02Like no this is
34:02The final season
34:03And we really
34:04Do mean that
34:06There are characters
34:07I won't say who
34:08But who meet
34:09Their end
34:10And it's crazy
34:11It's really
34:12Really nuts
34:13And it was emotional
34:14Like you know
34:15I'm covered in blood
34:16A lot on the show
34:17And it was so weird
34:19To you know
34:20Be covered in blood
34:22And various goos
34:23And then to just like
34:24Also be emotional
34:25About that
34:26Where I'm like
34:26I'm really going to
34:27Miss this
34:27And I'm just
34:27Head to toe
34:29Fake blood
34:30Yeah but it's like
34:31It's just been
34:32The honor of my life
34:32Like I truly love
34:33The show
34:34And everyone involved
34:34So yeah
34:35You and the cast
34:36Are fantastic
34:37You knocked it out
34:37Of the park
34:38On the show
34:38You were very
34:39Very talented
34:39I want to show a clip
34:40Here's Jack Quaid
34:41In season five
34:42Of the boys
34:43Take a look
34:44Huey
34:45None of the FBSA people
34:47Are ever getting out
34:47It's hopeless
34:50Look
34:51I should be the last guy
34:52Who has any hope
34:53I've been strangled
34:54By Ezekiel
34:55I've been hunted
34:56By noir
34:56Chased by sharks
34:58Inside of a whale
34:59Shot at by Russians
35:00Almost blown up
35:01At hero gasm
35:02And lasered at
35:03Vought on ice
35:03Look the point is
35:05Oh and one time
35:06I had to see naked
35:07On a chocolate cake
35:07It's a long story
35:08The point is
35:09By all sane logic
35:10I should be dead
35:11Or crazy
35:13Or both
35:14Then why aren't you
35:16Because if you lose
35:17Hope in here
35:17You're not going to make it
35:18Jack Quaid
35:19Everybody
35:21The fifth and final season
35:23Of the boys
35:23Begins streaming
35:24April 8th
35:25On Prime Video
35:26We'll be right back
35:27With more Clyde show
35:28Everybody
35:28Come on back
35:29The Muppet
35:30The Muppet
35:30The Muppet
35:31The Muppet
35:31The Muppet
35:46Performing the title track
35:48From their off-Broadway musical
35:50My Joy is Heavy
35:51Please welcome
35:53The Bank Shins
36:14My joy is heavy
36:16Oh, help me carry
36:19This joy that comes
36:22At the end of a life
36:25Oh, at the end of a walking
36:28Oh, at the very beginning
36:31There'll be joy
36:33That I'm there and I'm alive
36:37I do not know it
36:40Oh, I am going
36:43Oh, I am going
36:45Oh, I'm going every day
36:48But now when I carry
36:51It can sustain me
36:55If I carry it
36:57If I carry it
36:58This way
36:59Oh, I said, I said
37:01My joy is heavy
37:03Oh, help me carry
37:05This joy that comes
37:09At the end of a life
37:11Oh, help me carry
37:14Oh, help me carry
37:16Oh, help me carry
37:19Oh, help me carry
37:20This joy that I may
37:21Come on
37:24Oh, help me carry
37:49That I'm Mary and I do
37:51Makes me want to say thank you
37:55Thank you, hallelujah
37:59Thank you, thank you, hallelujah
38:04Oh, thank you, thank you, hallelujah
38:11Thank you, thank you, hallelujah
38:15I am not trying, no, I'm long past trying
38:21To mend, to mend this broken heart
38:26No, I am just trying to hold on the peace that is
38:33And to honor, and honor every part
38:38No, love is condemned, hallelujah
38:45That lives inside of my chest
38:50In the home world, in the home world
38:55Phoenix, or for an animal, for any animal
38:59In the heart of red, oh, I said my joy
39:03Honey!
39:05Oh, help me carry this joy that comes
39:10Wanna show the viverisan
39:13At the end of the world
39:15At the end of the world
39:17I getting everything here
39:19Here's the happy joy that I'm Mary and I do
39:24Please I'll be sure that I'm ready and I delight
39:30Please I'll be sure that I'm ready and I delight
39:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
39:48Oh my God!
39:50Look at that!
39:52Come on!
39:54A standing ovation for the big friends!
39:57That's right!
39:58Go see My Joy is Heavy at the New York Theatre Workshop
40:02For tickets go to NYTW.org
40:06We'll be right back, everybody!
40:08Wow!
40:09That's how you do it!
40:10That's how you do it!
40:23My thanks to Jon Hamm, Jack Swain!
40:26The Vansions once again!
40:29And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!
40:34Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:38Good night, everybody!
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