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00:07from studio six feet in rock and mother center in the heart of new york city
00:11it's the tonight show starring jimmy battle
00:17and i join jimmy and his guests jason momoa
00:21marcelo hernandez linus sebastian and featuring the legendary roots crew
00:30and now here he is
00:33jimmy
00:36felon
00:37hey hey hey
00:40hey hey hey
00:43thank you very much
00:46thank you thank you thank you
00:49thank you
01:05that's what i'm talking about enjoy yourself welcome everybody welcome welcome welcome to
01:10the tonight show you're here
01:14thank you for watching at home you guys i'm excited about this jason momoa is my guest
01:19tonight
01:23or as it's known around here take your wife to work day
01:26uh hey speaking of guys who are 6 4 215 pounds and in peak physical condition
01:33president trump is in the news
01:39yeah trump is still talking about how he wants to take over greenland
01:42but according to a new poll 86 percent of americans are against the u.s taking greenland by force
01:47everyone is like now donald if you want greenland you have to finish your venezuela first
01:55you know
01:57not surprisingly 100 percent of greenlanders are against it that's right both of them
02:04but the white house is still negotiating with the leader of greenland who trump thinks is shrek
02:08uh he was like
02:11i know it's freezing cold up there but with my climate plan it'll be a tropical island
02:16it seems like trump is serious about greenland because he's actually been teaching himself
02:20how to speak their language greenlandic
02:22this is this is real look at what he's been using
02:25if you want to learn greenlandic then you need duolingo trump edition
02:29it's easy repeat after me hello aloo
02:33aluminum good morning good morning i love corn
02:36welcome to kill shot it tylenol
02:39how are you i'm not keep it kim kardashians
02:43see you later takus
02:45tesla and of course greenland
02:47kalachit nunat
02:49ha ha
02:52duolingo trump edition
02:54it's getting there you gotta practice
02:56it needs more practice it takes time
03:01hey listen to this i read that the u.s has officially started selling venezuelan oil
03:06yeah apparently the extra oil has been great for getting trump in and out of the mri machine
03:13meanwhile today trump met with venezuelan opposition leader
03:16maria carina muchado who has said that she's willing to give trump her nobel peace prize
03:22well we actually got our hands on audio from their meeting
03:24oh yeah check this out
03:25all right muchado give me the nobel prize
03:28first i'd like to discuss the ramifications of
03:30give it to me
03:31but first we should
03:32give me give me
03:32well sir
03:33mine
03:33but
03:33me wanty
03:34sir
03:34risey in my handy
03:36i'm
03:36give it away give it away give it away now
03:38if we could just
03:39you you got what i need
03:41the nobel prize
03:42first i'm hoping
03:43give me give me give me a prize from your pocket
03:45okay fine here you go
03:46yay
03:46there you go
03:49that happened pretty quickly
03:53some more news from washington earlier this afternoon trump hosted the 2025 stanley cup
03:58champion florida panthers at the white house trump took the opportunity to launch his new
04:03initiative make hockey straight again
04:08you guys see this uh trump enacted a new 25 percent tariff on computer chips
04:13which apparently is having a ripple effect on world markets let's check in with our international business reporter from japan
04:20hello this is michael fitzpatrick with the market report the united states tariff on computer chips is expected to dampen
04:26trade in the consumer electronic sector
04:28and speaking of trade when i was a boy i'd say to my mommy can i trade my turnip for
04:33a sweet treat
04:33and she'd say michael you are a bad boy who always wants sweet treats
04:37and i would yell i ate my meat and now i want sweet treat
04:40eat my meat get my treat
04:42and then she would spank my little bottom until it was redder than the turnip on my plate
04:47anyway consumer electronics trade was down 15 as of last week
04:54wow
04:57some
04:58wow
05:00he ate his meat he wants to stream yeah yeah now that's some entertainment news
05:06harry styles announced that his new album is coming out
05:12it is coming out march 6th and it's called kiss all the time disco occasionally
05:21or as one man put it the story of my life
05:25well get this i saw that cinemark is celebrating national popcorn day by allowing moviegoers to bring their own five
05:31-gallon bucket to the theater and fill it with popcorn
05:35yep cinemark was like it doesn't matter how big your bucket is you'll still finish it before the movie starts
05:40guys the nfl playoffs are in full swing sunday night on nbc the chicago bears are hosting the la rams
05:46but i saw that it's going to be snowing in chicago and the wind chill is going to be three
05:50degrees
05:51it's going to be freezing check out some of the signs that fans are bringing to the game
05:54this one says why the hell didn't we play this in la
05:58this next one says let's slice open the bear mascot and climb inside him like a tauntaun
06:05this next one says i'm holding the sign up because my arms are frozen like this
06:10here's another one says before the game my tongue got sucked to the bean
06:13and my beans got sucked to my leg
06:18and finally this one says if i want to be this cold i'd just invade greenland
06:22now there you go stay warm out there guys
06:28while switching gears progresso has brought back their viral soup drop
06:33candy that you can suck on yeah i don't care what anyone says i'm just gonna go out on a
06:39limb
06:39and say it i think it's the worst soup based candy
06:46since reese's clam chowder cup
06:49i'm gonna say it yeah i'm gonna go out on a limb i think you're right i'm just gonna say
06:53it
06:57and finally a new study found that horses can smell human feelings
07:00oh the same study also found that the shrooms just kicked in
07:04we have a great show give it up for the roof please
07:18oh hot show hot show tonight he stars in the new movie the wrecking crew which begins streaming
07:26january 28th on prime video jason momoa is here this evening
07:33the wrecking crew yes love that dude
07:38also i speak i love this dude you know him from saturday night live his stand-up special
07:42american boy is streaming now on netflix marcelo hernandez is joining us
07:48marcelo we're gonna talk to him and then he's performing stand-up
07:54then later in the show later in the show he is a tech expert and creator of the popular youtube
08:00channel linus tech tips which has more than 16 million subscribers he's bringing some gadgets
08:05and some brand new inventions that'll blow your mind linus sebastian is here tonight
08:11i can't wait i love seeing that
08:16guys we're about to do something fun right now it's time to play a game called wild guests here we
08:21go
08:30my opponent tonight stars in the new movie the wrecking crew which begins streaming january 28th
08:37on prime video please welcome the one the only jason momoa
08:48that's what i'm talking about the wrecking crew come on bud all right here's how this works
08:57jason and i are going to take turns revealing facts about ourselves okay
09:03and the other person the other person has to guess if it's true or false if you guess correctly
09:09the floor underneath your opponent's feet will separate slowly stretching their legs apart
09:15if you guess incorrectly the floor underneath your feet will separate okay we're going to keep playing
09:23until one of us can't handle the pain of our legs getting stretched apart anymore and if
09:27if you want to forfeit you can yell a safe word um what uh my safe word is going to
09:33be uh honky tonk
09:36what's your safe word snuffle lumpagus
09:41all right great and as an added element of danger the loser must jump into the shark infested waters
09:48below oh yeah oh be careful of that shark all right jason since since i'm the host i will reveal
09:57my first fact okay and you have to say if it's true or false okay all right
10:02my fact is i started taking pottery classes
10:23yes what is your fact i once entered a jason momoa look-alike contest and lost
10:36you'd be surprised how many dashing men there are no absolutely not i think you would do it for fun
10:43but i think you would win you're too striking and good-looking of a human being that you're right
10:50son of a bitch
10:52yeah get that stretch okay here we go this is my my fact or all right here we go my
11:03favorite soda
11:05is root beer yeah that's true
11:12yes you're right this is my favorite yes how do you know i just look like a root beer bro
11:19dude you're a poster child for root beer i love it so much all right you got me on that
11:25one
11:25it's your comfort food is a root beer float i know it i do love a root beer float all
11:29right
11:30my fact is while filming the wrecking crew in honolulu dave batista and i crashed a wedding
11:39i love dave batista i think that he's also fun i think you crashing your wedding would be a gift
11:45to
11:45somebody um i would love it if you crash mine i'm gonna say you did that that feels like something
11:52you would do
11:55oh no i would do that dave would never do that
12:04are you flexible
12:07just breathe into it breathe into it oh oh all right oh i can't all right here we go good
12:20music
12:21i don't know if i can take one more fact oh i have to say something
12:29my fact is at my 10th birthday party it was at a tavern called the jolly jug
12:35your 10th birthday was at the jolly jug that's correct
12:44that's false
13:13is there going to be a minecraft 2
13:15very soon yeah dude really bro end of april they're in it this script is is is even better
13:24really
13:34our first guest stars in the new movie the wrecking crew which begins streaming january 28th on prime
13:41video please welcome jason
13:43momoa
14:10Always stylin', always stylin', welcome back to the show.
14:14I miss you. I love being here.
14:16Ruth, I love you.
14:17Very good. I'm so happy you love being here.
14:18We love having you here.
14:20Love being here.
14:21Last time you were here, we did a giant human claw machine.
14:24Do you remember this? And we had...
14:26Do I have the scars to show for it?
14:29It was you and Jack Black.
14:31And here we are. We did a giant human claw machine.
14:35And you were about to get up there.
14:36Then things just went haywire, and we didn't know what to do.
14:39And both of you guys flipped over by mistake,
14:41and we couldn't get you back over.
14:45And then if something happened, and then, like,
14:47your shirt came off, and then Jack was...
14:50Jack was choking?
14:52Jack was like, he couldn't breathe.
14:53Jack wasn't doing well.
14:54No, he was like, his face was red.
14:56He's like...
14:57I couldn't understand him.
14:59I didn't know if he was doing a bit or what.
15:00We had to save him.
15:01Just another Tuesday at the Momoa house.
15:03Yeah, why not? Yeah.
15:04And then that movie went on to be the biggest movie in the world.
15:07Buddy, congratulations.
15:08Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
15:09Yeah, I loved it.
15:10Couldn't nap and do a better guy.
15:11Yeah.
15:13Did you have any idea it would be that big?
15:15No way.
15:16No way.
15:17I mean, Jared is phenomenal.
15:19I've never done a comedy before, you know, aside from SNL.
15:22And so, like, that was my first comedy.
15:23Oh, really?
15:24And Jack is, like, just the best.
15:28And so, every day was just, I was so...
15:31I feel like everyone that does comedy, you guys are just cheating.
15:35What are you talking about?
15:36You just go to work, you laugh all day, like, ah!
15:38Then you go home, and like, ah!
15:40I go home, I'm covered in blood.
15:42I burn my hurts.
15:43I'm dirty.
15:44You have to do real work.
15:45Yeah, no, it's just like, I'm constantly beat up.
15:48Is there going to be a Minecraft 2?
15:49Very soon.
15:50Yeah?
15:51Dude.
15:52Really?
15:52Bro, end of April.
15:53They're in it.
15:54The script is even better.
15:58Really?
15:58It's so good.
15:59I was laughing out loud.
16:00I haven't laughed out loud in a very long time in a script.
16:03I was perplexed on the first script.
16:04This one's on laughing out loud.
16:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:06Yeah.
16:07The last time we saw each other, I think, was the SNL 50th anniversary.
16:11Because, obviously, they love you at SNL, too.
16:13But that was fun, right?
16:14Bro, mind-blown.
16:15Mind-blown.
16:15Mind-blown.
16:16I had so many.
16:17I mean, I just, I mean, here's me.
16:19There's Cher's.
16:21No, yeah, I don't know.
16:22Cher was.
16:22Right there.
16:23And she's unbelievable.
16:25Yeah, but I mean, just me and Jimmy and Bill.
16:27And I just, it was just.
16:28Isn't it wild?
16:29It's so fun.
16:30I don't think there'll be a cooler party in the rest of my life.
16:33There was two parties that year that were, like, absolutely insane.
16:37I did that one.
16:38And then there was, uh.
16:40Oh, the Black Sabbath.
16:41Black Sabbath.
16:42Dude, I gotta talk to you about this.
16:43You hosted the last performance of Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne.
16:47But you were right there.
16:48You were.
16:49I had a host for them.
16:50Wait, talk to me about this.
16:51He's like a, he's like a god to me.
16:53It was unbelievable, yeah.
16:54I'm getting goosebumps.
16:55I love him with everything, yeah.
16:56He's so, and then sadly, he passed like a couple weeks later, but yeah.
16:59Yeah.
17:00But you, you did a great job hosting.
17:02It was a great tribute to Ozzy and Black Sabbath.
17:04And then you actually got into the mosh pit, which is so you.
17:08Uh, I, dude, you did pretty well.
17:11Dude, I, it was, it was.
17:13We had a video of you in the mosh pit.
17:21God, I would be frightened out of my mind.
17:26I just, I grabbed my son and I was like, we're going.
17:30And my security, my buddy who was helping me was like, no, you're not.
17:33Please don't, please don't, please don't.
17:34And Liam went in there too, but I grabbed my son.
17:36He'd never been in mosh pit. I was like, you're going with me, boy.
17:39Wow.
17:40Jumped over, went in there for Pantera.
17:41Pantera?
17:42Yeah, it was great.
17:42Walk. I mean, fantastic.
17:43I tried to do a mosh pit maybe 30 years ago.
17:46And I go, I can do this. I used to mosh.
17:48I'm cool. I'm young. I can do this.
17:50I get in. I got one boot to the head.
17:52And I'm like, that's good.
17:53I was, I think I was crying.
17:54I was like, I'm crying. I'm crying.
17:55Help me. Somebody lift me out of here.
17:57One Doc Martin to the head.
17:58I go, I'm out of here, man.
17:59I'm not doing this anymore.
18:01I'm too, yeah. But good for you.
18:02You did it, man. You crushed it.
18:03It's the greatest.
18:04Let's talk about the Wrecking Crew, okay?
18:06Thanks for being here.
18:07It's you, Dave Bautista, who, gosh, we love him.
18:10How did this project come about?
18:11You guys together, come on.
18:13Yeah, well, we played brothers on Sea.
18:15It was a show on Apple.
18:16And I always wanted to, I needed someone to play my brother.
18:19I wanted someone that is physically posing my size.
18:22And he was a great actor.
18:24And Dave's, you know, I saw him in Blade Runner.
18:25I thought he was amazing.
18:27That's great.
18:27And he can obviously find.
18:29So we hired him to be my brother.
18:31And then we just fell in love.
18:32Like, he's just, he's no ego.
18:33He's so chill.
18:34Like, we just, we just got along so well.
18:37He's kind of shy.
18:38I was thinking about that earlier.
18:39Yeah, he's super shy.
18:40Yeah.
18:41And I'm absolutely the opposite.
18:42So it's like, I mess with him all the time.
18:44It's perfect.
18:44And I get him out of his shell.
18:45Yeah.
18:45And he lets me get him out of his shell.
18:47But it's.
18:47But he's funny.
18:48He's very funny.
18:49And he loves comedy.
18:50Mm-hmm.
18:50I love.
18:51So you guys together.
18:52So I pitched, this is the first, one of the first, like, pitches
18:55I wrote for a movie when I first started acting.
18:58And I wanted to do it in Hawaii.
18:59And so it was about two brothers.
19:01And they come from, you know, separate mothers and same father.
19:04And he was like a private eye.
19:05He gets killed.
19:05We're both in, we serve in the service.
19:07And it's us coming back.
19:08And we don't get along at all.
19:10And to find out, our father had been murdered.
19:12And you find out, kind of has a Chinatown aspect to it,
19:15where it gets really involved into the water.
19:17It gets involved into the people and the government.
19:19And so you pull that string.
19:22And then it's just us kind of, we really loved, you know,
19:25we grew up with the lethal weapons and the 48 hours and, you know, die hard.
19:28And I'm like, dude, I want to laugh.
19:30I want a little bit of a cry.
19:32I want to go through emotional stuff.
19:33And then I, you know, I'll kick some ass.
19:34Yeah, bud.
19:35But it's really, it's just a really fun movie.
19:39Yeah, it is.
19:40And it's the first time, like, he's definitely the straight guy.
19:42And it's the first time I get to be like,
19:43I'm the one that has to hold the, me and Jacob.
19:46Jacob's in it, too.
19:46But I'm like, it was, I'm really proud of it.
19:49And Jonathan Tropper, who was our,
19:50who was our writer on C, our showrunner,
19:53he ended up writing it.
19:54So we had just, it's a, it's just a really great team of people.
19:57Our producers had produced things together before.
19:59And yeah.
19:59Dude, you did it.
20:00I want to show a clip.
20:01Here's Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista in The Wrecking Crew.
20:04Take a look.
20:06You good?
20:10911, what is your emergency?
20:12Shots fired on King and Alakea.
20:14Please send emergency services backup.
20:16What the ?
20:18Hey, James, you still think it could be nothing?
20:19You, you blew up my car.
20:25You blew up my car.
20:26No, I blew up their car and then it landed on yours.
20:33They just blew up your car.
20:38You woke him.
20:39Saved your life, man.
20:41Yeah, that's right.
20:42He saved his life.
20:43Saved his life.
20:44Jason Momoa, everybody.
20:45The Wrecking Crew premieres January 28th on Prime Video.
20:49Marcelo Hernandez joins us after the break.
20:52Stick around, everybody.
20:55Yeah, like the deal in the street.
20:57Show me something.
20:58Show me something...
20:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
21:14Our next guest is a cast member on Saturday Night Live,
21:19which is all new this Saturday
21:20with host Finn Wolfhard and musical guest A$AP Rocky.
21:24His stand-up special American Boy is streaming now on Netflix.
21:28Please welcome Marcelo Hernandez.
21:31If you want to keep my eyes, you'll do something.
21:35Take me to new up and want to see you right.
21:38I don't really want to watch this.
21:40What's up?
21:43You'll be fine with me, but...
21:43Oh, the champagne. You're a star.
21:46Come on, bud.
21:48Marcello, come on. Welcome back.
21:51Thank you. That's right.
21:53Thank you very much for coming back.
21:55You look fantastic.
21:56Thank you, James.
21:57Marcello, you always...
21:59You always bring champagne for us.
22:02I do. It's a big deal.
22:03This is a big show, isn't it?
22:04The show that he has.
22:06What does it say here?
22:08This is my third time doing your show on my own.
22:11So, this says,
22:12Marcello and Jimmy, tonight's show, numero tres.
22:15Ah! It's a numero tres.
22:16It's a good year.
22:17I love a numero tres.
22:19Yes, yes. You like it?
22:20I love it a little bit.
22:22And you brought your dad with you today.
22:24My dad is here today, Joaquin.
22:26Joaquin! Joaquin Antonio.
22:27Joaquin is here!
22:27Yeah, Joaquin Antonio!
22:31So, yeah, woo-woo!
22:32You got to be proud.
22:34Yes, woo-woo!
22:35You got to be proud of this guy here.
22:37Yes.
22:38By the way, thank you for coming down.
22:40I know you're busy this week,
22:41because you have a new Saturday Night Live this Saturday.
22:43Yep.
22:44With Finn Wolfhard, ASAP Rocky.
22:46Yep. Come on, bud.
22:47Legend, dude. Sick.
22:48Let me tell you, you've had such a great season.
22:50Can we just talk about what you've done this year?
22:53The Sebastian Menescalco bit.
22:55It's one of the best bits.
22:57It was so good.
23:00Look at you.
23:01Oh, my gosh.
23:03Could you break it down for us a bit?
23:04What is the key to a Sebastian Menescalco impression?
23:08Um, well, if you want to do Sebastian right,
23:11you have to always be exhaling while you're talking.
23:14And everything is a question, you know?
23:17So, if someone's, like, if he's ordering fast food,
23:20I feel like it'd be something like,
23:22I'd like, like, a number one.
23:30Does it have pickles?
23:33I don't like the pickles.
23:35I feel like he's a perfect guy to, like, channel
23:39if you're ever in, like, an inconvenient situation.
23:41Like, if, like, a cop were to pull me over today,
23:44and he's like, do you have any idea how fast you were going,
23:47I feel like Sebastian would be like,
23:48I'm just doing my best.
23:55I'm just doing what I can do.
23:58That's so good. Gosh, he's funny, man.
24:00Yeah, he's the best.
24:01Great job. How's your mom doing?
24:03You know, I love your mom.
24:03My mom is fantastic.
24:05Good. Tell her, say hi.
24:06I will tell her you say hi. She's the best.
24:08My stepdad's probably watching this, too,
24:09and he keeps her safe.
24:10So, shout-out to Jose for keeping her safe.
24:12Yeah.
24:13But, no, she's been very supportive of your career.
24:16Always been supportive. That's a lie.
24:18But, no, she's the best, dude.
24:22We're always super close.
24:23I just always did whatever she said.
24:26I talk about it in the special.
24:28Everybody in my life told me that I have ADD,
24:30and then I told her that I have ADD,
24:32and she said no, so I don't have ADD.
24:35How about that?
24:35Oh, my God. Wow.
24:37She's that always...
24:37She always listens to mom.
24:39Whatever she says.
24:40Do you have ADD?
24:41Um, per chance.
24:43Um, no, I think I do have it, um, but I never got the pills.
24:48And, um, you know, one year I went to summer school for pre-algebra,
24:52and, um, there was a kid in the summer school that his mom let him have ADD.
24:57And...
25:02And, uh, he, um, he gave me some of the pills, right, uh, before a math test for the pre
25:08-algebra
25:08in summer school.
25:08And I didn't study for the test, but I took the pills because I was like, what could go
25:12wrong?
25:13And, uh, I took the pills, and I did the test.
25:16It all seemed...
25:17It all made sense to me.
25:18Wow.
25:18The numbers started to talk to me, James.
25:20And...
25:21I understood everything in the test.
25:22I was having the time of my life.
25:23I'm like, of course it's this.
25:25Wow.
25:25And it was one of those tests with complicated answers, like 0.799979.
25:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh.
25:30So I'm doing that.
25:30I'm having the time of my life.
25:31I finished the test in 20 minutes.
25:32Before anybody.
25:33I turn it in.
25:34And the guy's like, are you sure?
25:35I go, am I sure?
25:37I turn it in.
25:37I give him the test.
25:38He goes, I'll just grade it right now.
25:39I go, great.
25:40Do whatever you want.
25:40Do whatever you want.
25:41So he grades the test, and he gave it to me before we left, and I got a 0.
25:46Congratulations.
25:47I didn't even write my name.
25:48You got 10 points.
25:50You got 10 points for writing your name.
25:52I didn't write my name.
25:53Congrats again on the special, American Boy.
25:55Yes.
25:55Marcel, this is a big deal, bud.
25:57And I...
25:57You know what I liked?
25:58I loved all the bits.
26:00I'll go into it.
26:00You're doing some tonight.
26:01Yes.
26:01Which is very cool of you performing live stand-up tonight for us.
26:05Yes, for you.
26:06Yes.
26:07Come on, that's the real deal.
26:08Come on.
26:09But when the special begins, you walk out.
26:12Every comedian has a walkout song, and you walk out to Bad Bunny.
26:15Yes.
26:15Come on, that's my dude.
26:16And I love that, and I love him.
26:19Was that always your walkout song?
26:22I've been walking out to that song for probably some years now.
26:26Yeah.
26:26Probably since it came out.
26:27I think it's the right beats per minute, you know?
26:29There's a certain beats per minute that everyone dances to.
26:31It gets the white people going, you know what I mean?
26:34They start to shake a little bit.
26:36Um...
26:36It just...
26:36It's the right amount of beats.
26:38Roots, you guys know the song?
26:39Yeah.
26:39It has a little verse right before, um...
26:42Like, he says a couple words, and then it goes.
26:44So it goes something like, um...
26:51zumba.
26:52Show me something, again!
26:54Show me something...
26:55Hey!
26:55Hey!
26:56Hey!
26:56Hey!
26:57Hey!
26:59Hey!
27:02Yeah, I want to show a clip!
27:05Chris Marcello and his special American boy, take a look.
27:11what's the most beautiful part about being at a family party it's hanging out with your
27:15cousins right isn't that the most beautiful part oh my god something about being with your cousins
27:22it just it makes you just you lose your mind you you end up in a part of your house
27:30that you have
27:30never been to before you and your cousins end up in the ac unit of your house and you're in
27:38there
27:38and it's weird in there and one of your cousins is like i have hair bro i swear to god
27:43i have hair
27:44i don't know where it came from i have hair your other cousin he's weird and he's like bro eat
27:49the
27:49cockroach bro please marcelo hernandez everybody snl is all new this saturday with host finn wolfhard
27:58musical guest asap rocky his stand-up special american boy is streaming now on netflix more
28:05tonight's show when we come back everybody
28:26our next guest is a tech expert and the creator of the popular youtube channel linus tech tips
28:32which has over 16 million subscribers we love them please welcome back linus sebastian
28:49linus welcome back to the show you were at ces last week uh and now now you're here you have
28:56one
28:56of the most popular youtube channels out there you have all sorts of products in the future i think of
29:01technology and electronics are probably in your backpack right there you better believe it yeah
29:06thank you for bringing the backpack back uh wait do you like music i love music yeah you like candy
29:13yeah what's going on okay that's where the lollipop star comes in this is the tasty candy treat
29:23that you can listen to talk to me explain this to me what do you mean you put it in
29:29your mouth
29:30and you hear music this this is their this is
29:42yes yes yes that's the slogan it's it's really easy to use i'm going to be really careful i'm not
29:46going to touch the end because you're you're going to need this okay you just pull this out
29:51hold this button for three seconds and i'm going to give you some instructions that you've probably
29:56never heard and are never going to hear again put it in your mouth and then it's okay to put
30:02it
30:02against your teeth you can even bite down on it a little
30:10just cover your eyes just cover your eyes oh i brought one for you too okay yeah you get this
30:16you get the suck on one too you get the suck on one too but i i wish you i
30:22wish you all the best
30:23in your career but i have a problem with the stuff that you have been saying today okay
30:28press the hold it for three seconds is mine's is it supposed to be blinking yes
30:32all right ready cheers
30:41what's that what's that
30:46what in the world
30:48oh man dude okay are you doing it too are you biting on it
30:56normally sound is vibrations in the air
30:58yes they hit our eardrum and then they get transferred to our inner ear to the bones in
31:03there with bone conduction technology you just put a very minor vibration up against your bones
31:09and it takes it straight to the inner ear
31:18okay that's great uh i also brought these these are the tdm neo headphones the tdm neos are the world's
31:26first
31:26headphones that transform instantly instantly oh okay into a bluetooth speaker okay dude that's
31:36kind of major that one makes sense and there's nothing wrong with that yeah thank you all right thank
31:41you dude that's kind of legendary that's fantastic this is my favorite one so far that one works that one
31:46works
31:47this works line is great love it love that thank you my friend that's cool
31:54this is the ltt screwdriver
31:57ah convenient bit storage in the handle
32:00yes smooth satisfying ratchet
32:02yes and now available in our prismagic
32:05retro tech inspired translucent colors
32:08are you making screwdrivers now oh yeah
32:10i know you brought us more than just a screwdriver what did you
32:13oh i did okay all right this is actually the best one
32:17this is the most exciting part
32:18okay
32:19oh we all like robot vacuums right
32:22they're convenient all right they they help us clean our floor but
32:28there we go they've all got one fundamental problem
32:32what's that they're boring
32:34but not this one not this one this jimmy
32:38here on the tonight show
32:40wow is the world's first dancing robot vacuum
32:48i know better than to bring a dancing vacuum onto this night show
32:52oh wait it's hopping
32:54it's got a way more important trick
32:57i would say that the robot vacuum's nemesis
33:00is the stair you might have noticed
33:03we upgraded your studio for you
33:04yeah thank you very much i barely noticed that
33:06you're welcome
33:08well wait so this one go oh yeah
33:11normal robot vacuums they can't clean them they can't climb them
33:15oh my god this right here is the future
33:18come on buddy come on buddy
33:19come on buddy oh yeah come on bud
33:21you got this come on bud
33:24dude you always do it
33:26thank you for bringing us the coolest stuff ever
33:28marcelo
33:29linus sebastian everybody
33:30for more tech news and tips check out his channel
33:33linus tech tips on youtube
33:35marcelo hernandez is performing stand-up
33:38after the break stick around everybody
33:40look at that
33:42very awesome
33:58our next guest
34:00comedy special american boy is streaming now on netflix
34:04please welcome the very funny marcelo hernandez
34:15hello hello everyone
34:19uh uh i'm happy to be here um if you don't know uh i grew up in miami
34:24uh in a house full of women um it was it was my mom and my sister
34:30and then in high school my mom's best friend and her daughter moved into my house
34:33so it was me and four women
34:35and when that happens to you
34:37you have no choice but to become
34:39a woman
34:41uh at school i was a man
34:44but then i would come home
34:45and my sister would be like i met someone
34:47and i'd be like
34:48show me a picture
34:50it's just one of the girls
34:53when you grow up with women in your house
34:55you learn a lot very fast
34:57i have seen too much
34:58uh a woman getting ready to leave the house
35:01is one of the most violent scenes
35:03i have ever witnessed in my entire life
35:05the bathroom of a woman that's getting ready to leave the house
35:08is not a bathroom anymore
35:10that is dexter's laboratory
35:14there's electricity and water at the same time
35:17it is hot in there
35:18it is so hot in there
35:20and it's dangerous
35:21there's sharp stuff
35:22it's on fire in there
35:23it feels like a the restaurant kitchen
35:26you know
35:26if you walk in there you have to say something
35:28you have to go
35:28i'm in the corner
35:29i'm corner
35:31i'm behind you
35:32i'm behind you
35:33it's dangerous in there
35:35okay
35:35and they're doing their makeup
35:37and it's not peaceful
35:38it's not like
35:40no she has a pencil
35:41and she's putting it in her eye
35:44and her eye starts to cry
35:45and she's a savage
35:46she goes
35:47and then she goes deeper with the pencil
35:50the eye is rejecting the pencil
35:53if the eye could talk
35:54the eye would say
35:55please mama
35:56no more pencil
35:57but she goes deeper
35:59and if she makes a mistake
36:00she goes
36:00i have to start again
36:01like that
36:03violent
36:03the clothes that women wear
36:05to leave the house
36:06is some of the most dangerous equipment
36:08i have ever seen
36:10it's insane
36:11and you don't even realize it
36:12as a man
36:12you go to a club
36:13and you see a beautiful woman
36:14and you're like
36:15wow that's a nice shirt
36:17that's not a shirt papa
36:19that thing clips
36:20okay
36:23you have no idea that it clips
36:25right
36:26you thought she put her shirt on like this
36:29she put it on like this
36:30she had to jump probably
36:36they go through a lot
36:38the appointments that women go to
36:40are all violent
36:40i've been to every appointment
36:42because i had a single mom
36:43and i didn't behave good
36:45i've been to all of them
36:46every woman has a mustache
36:48did you know that
36:50they all have a mustache
36:51they get it before us
36:53and they get it taken care of
36:55in the most violent way possible
36:56they go to a salon
36:57and they go
36:58i have a mustache
36:59and then the lady goes
37:00how would you like me
37:01to take care of that
37:02and then the woman is like
37:03oh i don't know
37:04i think i would like it
37:05if you could maybe
37:06rip it off my face
37:12and they pay a little woman
37:14with big forearms
37:16to go
37:19everything they do is violent
37:21the hair is violent
37:22they go to a salon
37:22to do their hair
37:23it costs $450
37:24to cut two hairs
37:27they light their hair on fire
37:28they put chemicals in their hair
37:30they put their hair
37:31in aluminum foil
37:32like their hair is food
37:34and then they tell her
37:36they go
37:36go sit in the microwave
37:38and she does
37:39she sits in the microwave
37:40and she gets her head
37:41cooked in there
37:42and lord knows
37:43how much radiation
37:44goes into their brain
37:45and that's why women
37:47are a little bit different
37:48you know
37:50that's why they ask
37:51crazy questions
37:52you know
37:52if a woman wants to know
37:53if you love her
37:54she goes
37:54if i was a donkey
37:57you were a lizard
37:59do you think
37:59we could still be together
38:01and you're like
38:02what
38:02and she goes
38:03if i was a donkey
38:05did i stutter
38:06when i ask the question
38:08women ask crazy questions
38:10women ask questions
38:10you can't believe
38:11women will be like
38:12if i was a white t-shirt
38:13on a rack full of white t-shirts
38:14and they all look the same
38:16could you find me
38:20probably not
38:22the brazilian wax
38:23there's nothing brazilian
38:25about this
38:25they put the word brazil there
38:27so that you think
38:28it's a tropical experience
38:29but it is not
38:30i have been there
38:31in my soccer cleats
38:34they grab your mom
38:35and they throw her
38:36on a surgical table
38:37and then a little goblin
38:38comes through some curtains
38:41and she goes
38:42and she puts honey
38:43and duct tape
38:43on your mom
38:45and she goes
38:45i'm gonna count to three
38:46okay
38:47one
38:48two
38:50and then she holds it up
38:52like the head of a soldier
38:53that she just killed
39:00and she looks at your mom
39:02and she goes
39:02it has been a long time
39:06and when they rip it off
39:07women do not scream
39:08and they do not cry
39:09they are too hardcore
39:10to do something so weak
39:11they rip it off
39:12and they just talk
39:13they rip it off
39:14and then she goes
39:14my son is in the third grade
39:18thank you guys so much
39:19please watch it
39:20thank you
39:21i love you
39:24that's how you do it
39:25come on
39:26that's what i'm talking about
39:28marcelo hernandez
39:30that's great
39:32his stand-up special
39:33american boy
39:34is available right now
39:35on netflix
39:36we'll be right back
39:37everybody
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