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00:07From Studio 16 Rockabella Center in the heart of New York City,
00:11Mr. Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Chelsea Henry,
00:20Colby Turner, Constance Williams,
00:23musical guest, The Other Spyro,
00:26and featuring the legendary Roots crew.
00:2922, 36!
00:31And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:43Thank you! How are you?
00:46How are you doing?
00:51Come on, y'all!
00:52Roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots, roots!
00:55I love you!
00:56Come on now!
01:01Oh, I love it!
01:06Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11You're here. You made it. This is it.
01:13This is the place to be.
01:16Hot show tonight, you guys. I'm excited about this.
01:19Chelsea Handler is my guest tonight.
01:20Plus, we have Sophie Turner.
01:27And from the new hit show, Heated Rivalry,
01:30Hudson Williams is here.
01:39Not to jump on the trend, but NBC announced that
01:42for the Winter Olympics, the U.S. men's hockey team
01:44is going to play shirtless. There you go.
01:46Come on, now.
01:50Yeah, it's a show about hockey,
01:52and let's just say there's a lot of pucking.
01:54Oh!
01:59Backstage, Hudson said that he wants to reveal
02:01some stuff about the show.
02:05Yeah, and I was like, oh, I think you've revealed plenty.
02:08Yes, Heated Rivalry is huge.
02:10It's that show that Mike Pence watches
02:12while breathing into a paperback.
02:15Mother, mother, get in here.
02:17I read that Hudson Williams is from Canada.
02:22Today, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling were like,
02:24the sexy Canadian torch has been passed.
02:29I'm serious.
02:29Right now, there's 1,000 women outside 30 Rock.
02:32Like, you can call me Venezuela and take me whenever you want.
02:34Let's go.
02:40Some political news.
02:41Today, the Trump administration announced
02:43that their plan for Venezuela has three phases.
02:46Stabilization, recovery, and transition.
02:49And to make it easy for Trump to follow,
02:51they made him a Domino's pizza tracker.
02:54Yep, stabilization, recovery, and transition.
02:57It's basically the same plan
02:58as building a dresser from Ikea.
03:01And now the U.S. is calling on Venezuela
03:03to end their relationship with Russia.
03:05Venezuela was like,
03:06um, seems more like a U thing?
03:09Meanwhile, Marco Rubio just told lawmakers
03:11that Trump wants to buy Greenland from Denmark.
03:14Yep, Trump's buying properties and seizing boats.
03:16He's pretty much playing Monopoly and Battleship.
03:20At this point, the only way to get Trump away from Greenland
03:23is convincing him that's where vegetables come from.
03:26Yep, Trump continues to talk about running Venezuela
03:28and taking control of Greenland.
03:30And you might not think that's what his voters elected him to do,
03:33but check out this interview we did with a Trump supporter
03:35right before he began his second term.
03:37This is real, yeah.
03:38Sir, you voted for President Trump.
03:40What are you hoping to see from a second Trump administration?
03:43Well, the two things that would most help my family
03:46would have to be launching a secret mission
03:48to depose the leader of Venezuela
03:49so we can control their oil reserves
03:51and buying Greenland.
03:53Of course.
03:54My true dream is that it'll rename the Gulf of Mexico
03:56the Gulf of America,
03:58but that's just me being selfish.
04:02That unbelief.
04:03That is un...
04:04He knows.
04:05He kind of got everything he...
04:06He knows what they want.
04:08Oh, my gosh.
04:09Well, guys, the president had a very busy start to the year,
04:12and if you had trouble keeping track of his schedule,
04:14don't worry.
04:15We've got you covered here.
04:16I'll break it down for you right now.
04:19Monday, meetings.
04:21Tuesday, speech.
04:23Wednesday, interview.
04:25Every time, fall asleep.
04:27Thursday, Greenland looking fine.
04:29Tell the whole world, this is mine.
04:31France is mad and says no way.
04:32We'll trade you, Chalamet.
04:35Take a break and watch TV.
04:37Check out heated rivalry.
04:38Change a spell for Russian baddie.
04:41OMG, it's me and Vladdy.
04:42Golf and tan, then kidnap guy.
04:44Epstein stories say bye-bye.
04:46Seize their cocaine.
04:47Do not try it.
04:48I like coke, but only diet.
04:50Golf sleep, tan sleep.
04:51Nice siesta.
04:52RIP my bestie, Vecna.
04:54Tan sleep, let's invade ASAP.
04:56But first, I'll take another nap.
05:10We'll get this today.
05:12RFK Jr. announced new dietary guidelines,
05:14which urge Americans to eat less sugar.
05:18RFK Jr. said,
05:19Today, our government declares war on added sugar.
05:22And then a few minutes later,
05:23SEAL Team 6 captured Captain Crunch.
05:27The hat.
05:28You hear that?
05:30It's terrible.
05:32Get this to say that while RFK Jr.
05:34was announcing the new guidelines,
05:35his phone rang.
05:36Did you see this?
05:37This is true.
05:38And he had a pretty interesting ringtone.
05:39This is real.
05:40Watch this.
05:40We only released these earlier.
05:43Two days earlier.
05:44I'm sorry.
05:46I'm sorry.
05:51RFK Jr.'s ringtone is a quack.
05:55Even Dr. Oz told that.
05:57I was like,
05:57That's a little too on the nose.
05:58I'm just saying.
05:59That's a quack?
06:04My gosh.
06:06You guys see this?
06:07Starbucks is replacing
06:08their popular holiday menu items
06:09like the creme brulee latte
06:11with new winter items
06:12like the caramel protein latte
06:14and the iced Dubai chocolate mocha.
06:15Some customers are happy about this
06:17while others are a little upset about this.
06:19To give us more background
06:20on this decision
06:21is our business expert,
06:22Tariq Trotter.
06:23Tariq!
06:28Thanks.
06:28Thanks, Jimmy.
06:29Whenever companies decide
06:31to change their menus,
06:32it can lead to tension
06:33with their customers.
06:34But to use an example,
06:36it's kind of like, you know,
06:37Shane and Ilya
06:38from Heated Rivalry.
06:40Much like Shane,
06:41Starbucks'
06:42sudden menu changes
06:43can feel all over the place.
06:45Hang on, Tariq.
06:46I got to stop you right there.
06:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:48What, are you confused?
06:48I'm planning to dive in
06:49to Starbucks' retail strategy.
06:51No, that's not necessary.
06:52I just think
06:53calling Shane's actions
06:54all over the place
06:55is simplifying things
06:56way too much.
06:57You're ignoring his anxieties.
06:58He's vulnerable.
07:00He's deeply human.
07:01Oh, give me a break.
07:03Ilya knows how to process
07:04his feelings.
07:05Shane only knows
07:07how to avoid them.
07:08Shane doesn't hurt Ilya
07:09because he doesn't care.
07:10He hurts him
07:11because he's scared.
07:11Don't give me that.
07:13Fear explains behavior.
07:15It doesn't excuse it.
07:16And you know that's true.
07:18You're ignoring Shane's career,
07:20his safety,
07:20his whole life.
07:21He's an MLA all-star.
07:22And you're ignoring
07:24Ilya's emotions,
07:26love,
07:27and dedicate...
07:28Look,
07:28what about the tuna melt?
07:30Oh, sure.
07:32Oh, sure, Tariq.
07:34Act like Shane
07:34isn't trying to grow.
07:35He isn't putting in
07:36the work, right?
07:37Don't put words
07:38in my mouth.
07:39The Ilya
07:39was more blunt
07:40and cold
07:41on the outside,
07:42but on the inside,
07:43see, on the inside,
07:44he was open
07:45from the start,
07:45and Shane made him
07:46work for it.
07:47Shane loves him, too.
07:49Love.
07:49But sometimes...
07:53Sometimes love
07:54takes time.
07:55Love takes courage.
07:57What Ilya deserved
07:58from Shane
07:59from the start
08:00was honesty
08:01and transparency,
08:02not rash decisions,
08:03which is exactly
08:04what customers
08:05deserve
08:06from Starbucks!
08:14Guys.
08:20Hey, guys.
08:22Hey, Hudson.
08:23What's up, Hudson?
08:24Hey, Hudson.
08:25Hey.
08:27Please stop fighting.
08:29You're both right.
08:31Okay, cool.
08:31Thank you for solving that.
08:32Hudson Williams,
08:33everybody.
08:33Let's do that.
08:34Yeah, let's do that.
08:42Whew.
08:45Switching gears.
08:47I read that scientists
08:48think they may have found
08:50DNA belonging
08:51to Leonardo da Vinci.
08:52Ooh.
08:53Which means I'm
08:54one step closer
08:54to my dream
08:55of opening
08:55da Vinci Park.
09:00Whoa!
09:01He's getting out
09:01of the cage!
09:02Let's go to the
09:03Dan Brown exhibit!
09:08I love you, Dan Brown.
09:09This is fun.
09:10The Consumer Electronics Show
09:11just kicked off
09:12in Las Vegas.
09:13This is really funny.
09:15And one company
09:16unveiled a shopping robot,
09:18a shopping robot
09:19that can grab groceries
09:20for you.
09:20Wow.
09:21Yeah.
09:21Let's check out
09:22the video of this in action.
09:41That's right.
09:42That's right.
09:43They invented my grandfather.
09:54I need the Oval team.
09:55Let me just take it, Grandpa.
09:57I'll meet you at...
09:57Stay in the car.
09:59Well, this is interesting.
10:01Oklahoma has now
10:02overtaken Florida
10:03to become the new
10:03lightning capital
10:04of the U.S.
10:06Here to share his reaction
10:07is Steve Rollins,
10:08an Oklahoma native
10:09who has been struck
10:10by lightning
10:10over 47 times.
10:13No.
10:14Hey, Steve.
10:15No.
10:15Steve, turn your body.
10:16Turn your body.
10:17No.
10:17Yeah.
10:17No.
10:18The other way.
10:18There you go.
10:18Right there.
10:19There you go, Steve.
10:22My bad, Steve.
10:23No.
10:23My bad, Steve.
10:24No.
10:24No.
10:24You're Steve.
10:26I'm Jimmy.
10:27And together we are
10:28Captain Planet.
10:29Uh, okay.
10:31Sure.
10:31So you're in the lightning
10:33capital of the U.S.,
10:34and you've been struck
10:3447 times.
10:36How has that affected you?
10:38Baked potatoes, Jimmy.
10:39And it's not even close.
10:44Well, you're certainly
10:45smiling a lot.
10:46You sure you feel okay?
10:48I have never felt better, Dad.
10:50Meow.
10:50Listen.
10:51I have good days
10:52and I have Brad days.
10:54But the doctor said
10:56my brain is 100%
10:57shu-wop-shu-wally-wally-yippity-boom-dee-boom.
11:00I'm a lucky man,
11:01and the important thing is
11:02when Jigglypuff wins that Oscar,
11:04I'll be right here
11:04doing the Macarena naked.
11:08Uh...
11:08We'll be right back
11:10with more Musketeers
11:11right after this.
11:12Hit it, Groot!
11:16Um, it's not a freeze frame.
11:19Oh, I know.
11:20I just freeze sometimes.
11:21Back to you, Mr. President.
11:23Okay, thank you.
11:23Steve Rollins, everybody.
11:24A man who was struck by light
11:27there he is.
11:27No, he's waving the wrong way.
11:30He's waving the wrong way.
11:31It's all right.
11:32Why?
11:33He's doing that.
11:36Moving on.
11:37Finally, I saw that American Airlines
11:38just announced that they're launching
11:39free high-speed Wi-Fi for passengers.
11:42Yeah, the spirit was like,
11:43we also have free Wi-Fi
11:44when we fly close
11:45to an American Airlines plane.
11:47We have a great show.
11:48Chelsea Handler's here.
11:49Sophie Turner's joining us.
11:51Competed rivalry.
11:52Huston Williams is here.
11:53And we got great music
11:55from Gianna Sparrow.
11:56Stick around.
11:57We're doing something fun
11:58with Chelsea Handler
11:58when we come back.
12:00Come on, to the beat hall.
12:01Party happy people guaranteed
12:03to be like having a ball.
12:04I've never told anyone this before,
12:05but you know that
12:07Cars for Kids song?
12:08Yeah?
12:09That was my wedding song.
12:11I've never told anyone this before,
12:13but I'm in a throuple
12:14with the guys from
12:15Heated Rivalry.
12:30This is so fun.
12:33Thanks for skiing with me, Chelsea.
12:35I'm sure, Jimmy.
12:36I can't believe we're finally doing this.
12:38What?
12:38You mean skiing together?
12:39No, that I'm actually skiing
12:41with clothes on.
12:42Oh, right.
12:43Yeah.
12:43Hey, wait.
12:44Is this the right slope?
12:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
12:46Don't go down here.
12:47This is a black...
12:47Black Diamond!
12:49Oh, no!
12:52Well, since we're obviously
12:53not going to survive this,
12:54I should probably get
12:55a few things off my chest.
12:57I've never told anyone
12:58this before, but
12:59you know that
13:00Cars for Kids song?
13:01Yeah?
13:02That was my wedding song.
13:04I've never told anyone
13:06this before,
13:06but I'm in a throuple
13:07with the guys
13:08from Heated Rivalry.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:12I have a chest tattoo
13:13of a third nipple.
13:15But you can't see it
13:17because it's on
13:17my second nipple.
13:19A lot of people
13:20don't think I like kids,
13:21and it's not true.
13:22I hate them.
13:24I actually invented
13:25the Choco Taco first,
13:27but mine failed
13:28because it was called
13:29the Vanilla Tortilla.
13:32I had a talk show once,
13:33and then I realized
13:34it's the lamest job
13:35you could possibly have.
13:42I once called my teacher
13:44mom, and I called
13:44my mom teacher.
13:46And I called my dentist
13:47neighbor, and I called
13:48my neighbor dentist.
13:50I have sex dreams
13:51about David Hasselhoff
13:52every single day!
13:56My best friend's name
13:58is Potential Spam.
14:01When I said I wanted
14:02to go ski with you,
14:03I was lying.
14:03I thought I was
14:04texting Jimmy Kimmel.
14:05Oh, no!
14:07Oh, no!
14:08This is it!
14:08Hold my hand, Jimmy!
14:10Hold my hand!
14:11Ah!
14:14Ah!
14:15Wait!
14:16You made it!
14:20I can see the loud
14:21from here!
14:22Oh, my God!
14:22That wasn't so bad
14:23at all!
14:24Yeah, let's pretend
14:25this never happened.
14:26You got it, buddy.
14:27Whoa!
14:28Whoa!
14:291-8-7-7-4!
14:32For good!
14:33Oh, my God!
14:34Here's the hard it is!
14:47Where do I go?
14:49You, let's go face-to-face.
14:50Okay, perfect.
14:51I didn't know
14:52what was happening, yeah.
14:54This is the best it gets.
14:55Okay.
14:56Carson didn't do this.
14:57Yeah, I know.
15:08Our first guest
15:09is a Grammy-nominated comedian
15:11and a seven-time
15:13New York Times
15:13best-selling author.
15:15Her new stand-up tour
15:16is the High and Mighty Tour,
15:18and tickets are on sale
15:19now at ChelseaHandler.com.
15:22Please welcome
15:22Chelsea Handler!
15:33I love you!
15:36I love you!
15:38Hi, guys!
15:38Ah!
15:39Come on!
15:40I'm in the back!
15:42Ah!
15:43My goodness!
15:44Chelsea Handler,
15:44welcome back
15:45to the Tonight Show.
15:46God, I'm so happy
15:47we finally got to ski together.
15:48I know, finally.
15:49Thank you for...
15:49What a dream come true.
15:51Thank you for doing
15:51that sketch with me, too.
15:53I appreciate it.
15:53Thank you for popping my cherry.
15:54Ah, of...
15:56It's indoor skiing.
15:57Oh, thank you.
15:58Yes, yeah, of course.
15:59Yes, yes, yes.
16:00You told me that you just
16:01went to Antarctica.
16:02I went to Antarctica.
16:03I was looking for some ice.
16:04I was in Europe
16:05over the summer,
16:06and they don't have any ice
16:07in the cocktails in Europe.
16:09What's wrong with everybody?
16:11There's nothing worse
16:11than getting a vodka soda
16:12and two ice cubes.
16:13I agree.
16:14So, anyway,
16:15the ice is melting in Antarctica.
16:16I wanted to go down there
16:17and grab some
16:18before it's all gone.
16:19And so, there was
16:20a psychedelic cruise
16:21going to Antarctica.
16:23And I was like,
16:24well, these are combining
16:24two of my biggest passions,
16:26ice and psychedelics.
16:27Wow.
16:28So, half of the boat
16:29was researching psychedelics,
16:30and the other half
16:31were on them.
16:32And I was in the second group.
16:34Okay, all right.
16:35Okay.
16:36But you were telling me
16:37backstage that you brought
16:38someone that you met
16:39in Vegas.
16:40Oh, yes.
16:40Yeah, this is a great story.
16:41So, I met this guy in Vegas.
16:43I mean, I have a residency
16:44in Vegas.
16:44I perform there once a month.
16:45That's the schedule
16:46I like to work.
16:47And I go and I gamble
16:50after my shows, right?
16:51I always bring my girlfriends
16:52and we gamble.
16:53And I give everyone money
16:53because I'm forcing them
16:54to gamble.
16:55So, I want to provide them
16:56with the money.
16:57And they lost my money.
16:58So, I had to go back
17:00to the casino the next night
17:01to win back the $3,000
17:02that my friends had lost.
17:04And I went into the casino
17:05and I just sat down
17:06at a table.
17:07And there's a guy
17:07sitting at the table
17:08that I went and sat down with.
17:10And he's wearing a cowboy hat.
17:11And he's got lots of chips,
17:12like thousands of dollars
17:12of chips.
17:13I said, sir,
17:14I'm going to need
17:14to borrow $1,000.
17:16And I said,
17:17I'll start winning probably
17:18and then I'll pay you
17:19right back.
17:20So, he gave me $1,000.
17:22I did start winning.
17:23I paid him back.
17:23And then I paid him back twice.
17:25You know, like I was,
17:25you know, I was interest,
17:27whatever.
17:27Then I won my money
17:28and then the table
17:29was popping.
17:30Like, we were having a blast.
17:32Yes.
17:32I was splitting twos
17:34against kings and winning.
17:35Everyone was coming over,
17:37playing.
17:37Anyway, I leave.
17:39I get my money back.
17:39I make my money back.
17:41Like a responsible person,
17:42I go home to my bed.
17:44I mean, to the hotel,
17:45to my bed.
17:45Yeah.
17:46And then the next morning,
17:47I was getting the text
17:48from this guy.
17:48And he's like,
17:49hey, I had a really fun time
17:51with you last night.
17:52Like, I like your vibe.
17:53Let's, when can we see
17:54each other again?
17:55And I was like,
17:56listen, I'm off.
17:57I said, he goes,
17:58where are you going?
17:58I'm like,
17:59I'm going on an adventure.
17:59He's like, I like adventures.
18:01So I sent him the link
18:02for the trip to Antarctica.
18:05And then he came to Antarctica.
18:08That's cool.
18:10That's, wow.
18:11I was like, whoa.
18:13I like that.
18:14I like a big move like that.
18:15And then you better follow it up
18:17with some other big moves.
18:18You know what I mean?
18:19I think so, yeah.
18:20Yeah, well, he's in the green room
18:21right now.
18:22Yeah.
18:22He's listening.
18:23So, yeah.
18:25He's super cool.
18:26Yeah, thank you.
18:26I loved him.
18:27Yeah.
18:28I want to talk about
18:28your new tour.
18:29By the way,
18:30your last one was fantastic.
18:31I love your special.
18:32This is the high and mighty tour.
18:34Congratulations on this.
18:35What are you, uh...
18:39What are we discussing
18:40on this tour?
18:41We're discussing,
18:42well, we're going to,
18:42you know, listen,
18:44we're going to be discussing
18:45a lot of my adventures.
18:47I've been on a lot
18:47of adventures this year.
18:49I've now been to every continent.
18:50I've now had sex
18:51on every continent.
18:54And I've now,
18:55and I have a lot of wisdom
18:57to share about my travels.
18:59And I love,
19:00one of my passions is,
19:01you know,
19:01I love microdosing LSD,
19:04MDMA,
19:04whatever really you have.
19:06And I love to spread
19:08that kind of sunshine
19:09around the world.
19:10You know,
19:10I bring drugs
19:11into foreign lands,
19:13and I give people
19:14who I think need the medicine,
19:16the medicine.
19:16You know,
19:17like,
19:17I feel like I'm a healer,
19:18like a shaman.
19:19A healer or a dealer?
19:21I should.
19:22Oh, a shaman?
19:23You can say healer.
19:24I say dealer.
19:25You can say dealer.
19:25I say healer.
19:26You're a shaman?
19:27I'm like a shaman.
19:28I want people
19:29just to be happier
19:30than they are.
19:30The world is a very ugly place,
19:32and I really think
19:33I can help.
19:34Yeah, come on.
19:35Yes, yes.
19:36You can.
19:37So I just, you know,
19:38I go to,
19:40I get to travel
19:40all over the world
19:41for this,
19:42and then I,
19:42I had a really fun
19:44experience in Majorca
19:45a couple of years ago.
19:47There was this older couple.
19:48They were in their 80s,
19:48and they were walking
19:49past my house in Majorca.
19:51I have a house there
19:52that I bought years ago,
19:53and I,
19:54and I,
19:55and they were,
19:55they were just,
19:56the way they were holding
19:57each other's hands
19:57was really sweet,
19:58you know,
19:59and I stopped them.
20:00I said,
20:00what's the deal?
20:01And they were like,
20:01we were celebrating
20:02our 50th wedding anniversary,
20:04and I was like,
20:05whoa,
20:05I can't imagine,
20:07you know,
20:07being married to someone
20:08for 50 years.
20:10That's incredible.
20:11I could see something special
20:12about you guys.
20:13I said,
20:14I have a couple kayaks
20:15here.
20:15If you want to borrow
20:16the kayaks,
20:16I'd love to be part
20:17of your anniversary
20:18in some capacity,
20:19and they were like,
20:20oh,
20:21we would love a kayak ride,
20:22and they got into the kayak,
20:24and then in my pocket,
20:24I had a little LSD,
20:25and I said,
20:27have either two of you,
20:28I obviously asked them
20:29about their health history
20:30because I'm a medical
20:31practitioner,
20:33and I said,
20:34have either of you,
20:35I'm not,
20:36and I said,
20:37have either of you
20:38had any heart issues
20:39or strokes or anything?
20:40You did not give
20:41these people LSD.
20:42It's a microdose.
20:43It's a tiny microdose.
20:44I said,
20:44listen, you don't have
20:45to do it,
20:46but if you want to do it,
20:47they said,
20:48we're having a really
20:48good night.
20:49I'm like,
20:49it could get better,
20:51and so I gave them
20:52the microdose.
20:53I forget about
20:54these people,
20:55okay?
20:55I go out,
20:56I hang with my friends,
20:57I'm on my terrace
20:58the next morning
20:59at 7.30.
21:00I saw these people
21:00at 9.30 at night.
21:027.30 in the morning,
21:03I see this kayak
21:03coming into my house,
21:05and I'm like,
21:06that looks like my kayak,
21:07and then the couple
21:09gets out of the kayak,
21:10and they're waving to me,
21:11and I'm like,
21:12hey, you guys,
21:12and then they came upstairs,
21:14I opened the door
21:15to my terrace,
21:16and the man said to me,
21:17he goes,
21:18hey, you told me
21:20that we couldn't,
21:21and I told you
21:22that we were having
21:23a great night,
21:23and you told me
21:24you could make
21:25our night better,
21:26and guess what?
21:26You did.
21:27He said,
21:28we sat,
21:29he said,
21:30we sat in an alcohol
21:31for the last 10 hours
21:33talking about
21:33the most beautiful memories
21:35we've ever had
21:36in our wedding.
21:36We talked about
21:37our children.
21:38He said,
21:39we renewed our vows
21:40to each other,
21:40and then the woman
21:41looked at me,
21:42and she put her hands
21:44on my face.
21:44It was so sweet,
21:45and then she put out
21:46her hand and said,
21:47do you have any more LSD?
21:52Am I a healer,
21:54or am I a healer?
21:54No, you are,
21:55you are a healer.
21:56I'm healing.
21:57You're nothing
21:57but a healer.
21:59Chelsea Handler,
21:59everybody,
22:00for tickets to
22:00our high and mighty tour,
22:02go to ChelseaHandler.com.
22:04Sophie Turner joins us
22:06after the break.
22:07Stick around, everybody.
22:25Our next guest
22:26is an Emmy-nominated actress
22:28who stars in the new series
22:30Steel,
22:31which begins streaming
22:31January 21st
22:33on Prime Video.
22:34Please welcome
22:34Sophie Turner.
22:40Why don't we
22:41steal away?
22:44Why don't we
22:45steal away?
22:46That's Sophie Turner!
22:47Look at that love.
22:48Look at that love
22:49from Sophie Turner.
22:50Why don't we
22:50steal away
22:52into the night?
22:53Come on.
22:54That's the one.
22:55Come on.
22:56That's how you do it.
22:58That's a movie star.
23:00Come on, bud.
23:00I love you.
23:01Sophie Turner,
23:02welcome back.
23:03Happy New Year.
23:04Happy New Year.
23:05Yeah.
23:05I actually have
23:06a New Year's gift for you.
23:08You don't have to bring me gifts.
23:09You are the gift.
23:10Oh, stop it.
23:10Don't bring me.
23:11What gift did you bring me?
23:13Well, so, in the UK,
23:15I mean,
23:16we don't really have
23:17any proper New Year's traditions
23:18other than getting, like,
23:19completely wankered.
23:20Yeah.
23:21America has that tradition, too.
23:22I know.
23:23I have.
23:23It's so fun.
23:24That's why we get along so much.
23:25Exactly, yeah.
23:27But, in Scotland,
23:28they do have a tradition.
23:30It's called first footing.
23:32Okay.
23:33And it's kind of like
23:34being a really Santa.
23:36They bring you coal.
23:39So, I brought you some coal.
23:41It's to give you good luck
23:42for the New Year.
23:43Warm your home for the New Year.
23:45But why do they give coal?
23:48Just to teach everyone a lesson?
23:49No, no.
23:50It's a symbol of warming your home
23:53for the New Year.
23:53So, I brought you
23:54some Scottish coal.
23:56Are you kidding me?
23:57I'm going to frame this.
23:59From Sophie Turner.
24:00I love you.
24:01I really love this.
24:03I hope this keeps you warm.
24:04This is a special gift.
24:05I wish I had something for you.
24:06I don't.
24:07What the hell?
24:08Sorry.
24:08I'm so sorry.
24:08But I will get into it.
24:09I want to talk about
24:10your new series, Steel.
24:12I want to talk about big news.
24:13You're going to be Lara Croft
24:15in the new Tomb Raider.
24:16Come on.
24:17What are you talking about?
24:19What are you talking about?
24:21What?
24:23Bang!
24:25And is Phoebe Waller-Bridge
24:26involved in writing it?
24:28Yeah.
24:28Talk to me about this.
24:29Where is this?
24:30Where am I going to see this?
24:31You're going to see it
24:32on Amazon Prime.
24:33Yes?
24:34Okay.
24:35In a while,
24:36because we haven't
24:36started shooting yet.
24:37But are you training right now?
24:39I've been training
24:40since February last year.
24:44So, I feel like
24:45I could probably
24:45beat you up right now.
24:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:48But could you show us anything?
24:50You know, I was thinking about it,
24:51but I'm wearing a skirt
24:52and I don't want to flash
24:53the Poonani.
24:55So, but...
24:57But...
25:00Poonani!
25:01This is one of those shows
25:03right here.
25:03Tonight is one of those shows.
25:05I know, Chelsea really
25:06warmed up for me.
25:06Chelsea really opens the eyes.
25:08She opens the whole door.
25:08But I was thinking
25:09about, you know,
25:10something that we could do
25:11and I thought
25:12my thumb strength
25:13is really, really...
25:15It's good.
25:16So I thought we could have...
25:17Don't even dare.
25:18We could have a thumb wrestle.
25:20Are you ready?
25:21Are you serious?
25:22Do you want this smoke?
25:25Yeah.
25:26Because, yeah.
25:27You're going to get the fire.
25:28Wait!
25:29I have a fun fact for you.
25:31Yeah.
25:31In France,
25:33they call a thumb a pouce
25:35so we could have a pouce war.
25:38You're going to get me
25:39in so much trouble.
25:41I'm not having a pouce war with you,
25:43but I will have a thumb war with you.
25:45Okay, great.
25:45Ready for this?
25:46Yeah, I'm ready.
25:47Oh, man, you're going to regret this.
25:48Okay.
25:49One, two, three, four.
25:50I declare a thumb war.
25:52Bow.
25:53Bow.
25:54Curtsy.
25:54Curts.
25:55Never heard this.
25:55Shake hands.
25:58Ready?
25:58I've never heard this.
25:59Go!
26:00Go!
26:02Are you kidding?
26:05Come on!
26:10I don't like losing!
26:13Are you very strong,
26:16your thumb strength?
26:16Oh, thank you so much.
26:18Oh, my gosh.
26:18I lift weights with my thumb.
26:20Like that.
26:21Like that.
26:22Yeah.
26:22Let's talk about Steel.
26:23This is another big hit you're going to have.
26:25It's a big heist thriller.
26:26There's so many twists in this, by the way.
26:28Oh, my gosh.
26:28Starts first episode, great, great twist.
26:31And then there's like three or four good whammies.
26:33I know.
26:34Do you like those shows?
26:34Do you watch those thriller, scary kind of shows
26:37where you're like, you don't know what's going to happen?
26:38Um, no, I just watch like Real Housewives.
26:42That's kind of the same thing.
26:44That's kind of the same thing.
26:45There's a lot of twists and turns.
26:46Yeah, Salt Lake City, man.
26:47Woo!
26:49That's the jam.
26:50Salt Lake City.
26:51Come on.
26:51Shake hands.
26:52Shake hands.
26:54How do we set up that?
26:55How do we set up Steel?
26:56How do we set up Steel?
26:58Steel is a high-octane heist thriller.
27:01It's about two co-workers, Zara, who I play,
27:04and Luke, who my friend Archie Medecquay plays.
27:08And we're at a dead-end job in a pension fund management company.
27:12God, it's really hooking you now, isn't it, girl?
27:13Oh, but then, but then.
27:15But then.
27:18Something happens.
27:18Big heist happens.
27:19Big heist happens.
27:21And scary.
27:22And then we really can't say anything else.
27:23No, that's perfect setup.
27:24That's it.
27:24Because get ready.
27:25You'll watch that, and then something will happen at the end.
27:27You're like.
27:28And it's worth it.
27:29It's so worth it.
27:30It's so worth it.
27:30I want to show everyone a clip.
27:31Here's the great Sophie Turner in Steel.
27:33Take a look.
27:34This is Luke.
27:36He works with us on the trade processing.
27:38Nice to meet you, Martin.
27:40So this is it.
27:42Trade processing.
27:44Jewel in the crown of the operations team.
27:47On my first day on the job,
27:48the person who showed me around
27:50told me that every day you spend in operations
27:52is a day of your career you've wasted.
27:55And also your life.
27:56Yeah, that that is me.
27:57Yeah, I thought I'd pass it on.
27:59Um, thanks.
28:01No worries.
28:02Checking a job is...
28:04Not to die of boredom.
28:07Whoa.
28:08Ooh!
28:09Sophie Turner, all six episodes of Steel,
28:11begins streaming January 21st on Prime Video.
28:15We'll be right back with Hudson Williams.
28:17Stick around, everybody.
28:34Our next guest is a talented actor
28:37who stars in the show Heated Rivalry.
28:39Oh!
28:42All episodes are streaming now on HBO Max.
28:47Please welcome Hudson Williams!
29:07Deal the love for Hudson Williams!
29:10Come on now!
29:11Yes!
29:15Yes!
29:15Hudson, welcome to the show, Heated Rivalry.
29:19Yes, yes.
29:22Not subtle.
29:25It's one of the biggest shows in the world right now,
29:30and congratulations on this.
29:31Is it sinking in how big this show is?
29:34No, no.
29:35No, no, no, no.
29:36It's all very just, like, I kind of just turn into a deer
29:39in headlights every time.
29:40Really?
29:42These freaks outside.
29:47Wow, they're great.
29:48Yeah.
29:50You waited all night.
29:52Yeah, that.
29:53You had to do some great, great stuff.
29:54I'm not used to that.
29:55Not used to that.
29:56Do you remember the last job you had before show business?
29:58Yes, the Old Spaghetti Factory.
30:01Oh, yeah!
30:02Yeah.
30:02I love Old Spaghetti Factory.
30:04Yeah, a lot of sourdough bread being served
30:06and spaghetti being dropped, bad reviews being left.
30:11Were you good?
30:12No.
30:13Okay.
30:13Not at all.
30:14Okay.
30:15Really?
30:15I was pretty good at managing the amount of tables I had,
30:18but the thing that I was kind of poor at was, like,
30:21if I'm not feeling a smile, I can't put one on.
30:24Wow.
30:24You know, and that's not very Canadian, so they kind of...
30:26Oh, yeah.
30:26Yeah, they don't like that.
30:28Here you are.
30:29You star as Shane Holland.
30:36You guys look pretty...
30:37You guys are looking pretty hot.
30:41Looking pretty good-looking there.
30:43Cozy.
30:44Yeah.
30:44Now, your characters play hockey rivals,
30:47but, spoiler alert, you also become lovers.
30:50Yeah.
30:51Yeah, yeah.
30:52Things get pretty steamy.
30:54Have either of you read the book?
30:56When you auditioned for this?
30:58No, we didn't even know about hockey smut and romantic.
31:02Like, we didn't know that it existed.
31:05That's so funny.
31:06But I was reading the book, like,
31:07as the audition process went along,
31:10and it was way too long, you know?
31:12It took way too long for me just to get that call.
31:14So by the time I got the call, I was like,
31:15finally, and just kind of good.
31:17Yeah.
31:17You're like, this, I am this character.
31:19Yeah, I better get this.
31:21I've been staying in character this whole time.
31:22Yes!
31:23Yes, I have my hockey stick.
31:24Yes!
31:25And my intimacy garment.
31:28What's the intimacy garment?
31:30They call it a sack.
31:32Um, I think the proper...
31:35This is the most bleeping we've ever done
31:36in the history of the tournament.
31:38No! No!
31:38Every guest...
31:40I hope that Sienna doesn't do something.
31:43Oh, yeah. She'll be good.
31:44She'll be proper.
31:46Yes.
31:47So they call it a blank-blank.
31:49But they call it a modesty garment.
31:50But by the end, they just gave up on any of that.
31:53But what, basically, it's just...
31:54Are you wearing anything else?
31:56Uh, no, which is awful.
31:58It's truly just...
31:59That's really getting to know you.
32:00It kind of grabs the berries.
32:02Don't you have to do that.
32:03Yeah, yeah, I got you right here.
32:05Like...
32:05Oh, my gosh, yeah.
32:06Like, it's kind of like you kind of...
32:08Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:09It's kind of like a motion you have to do.
32:11We kind of have to like...
32:11Yeah, I understand.
32:12...to get into it.
32:13Okay, yeah, so you have intimacy coordinator
32:15and all that stuff.
32:16And then the whole back side, you know, there's a...
32:18No, no, I...
32:19...is out.
32:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:23I can imagine. I can imagine.
32:25Your characters are supposed to be competing with each other
32:28and rivals.
32:29Is it tough to act like that when you're friends in real life?
32:32Yeah, yeah.
32:32That bit actually is one of the harder elements
32:35because we just became besties right away.
32:37Um, it's like, oh...
32:41I mean, it's great.
32:42Yeah.
32:42Have you perfected... Can you do a Russian accent?
32:44This is perfect Russian accent.
32:46Oh, my God. Wow. Wow!
32:50And I will say that Heated Rivalry
32:52has already been picked up for season two.
32:54Come on now.
32:56Congratulations on that.
32:58Is there anything at all you can tease about this season?
33:02Mm-hmm.
33:04There are some meanies.
33:05Ooh.
33:05There are some big baddies.
33:07Ooh.
33:08Well, not...
33:09Well, yes, but no.
33:12And they have to...
33:14If season one is, like, an internal battle,
33:16season two is more of an external battle.
33:19Wow. I like that.
33:21And they all die.
33:22Yeah.
33:23You were telling me that you learned a little bit of hockey.
33:26We were talking backstage.
33:27The basics of hockey.
33:28But I was wondering if there's anything you could teach me here to...
33:31Ah. Yes.
33:33Um...
33:33I could show you a stretch.
33:35It's very...
33:37It's, uh...
33:39Maybe...
33:39Okay.
33:40So you're gonna...
33:41Okay.
33:42So this is basically 90% of where I was filming.
33:47But, um...
33:47It's...
33:48It's like...
33:49It's here, and it's...
33:51No, no, no.
33:52We don't need music.
33:53Where do I go?
33:54On your lease.
33:55Where do I go?
33:56You...
33:56Let's go face-to-face.
33:57Okay, perfect.
33:58I didn't know what was happening.
34:00Yeah.
34:01This is...
34:01This is the best it gets.
34:02Okay.
34:03Carson can do this.
34:05Wide arm to me.
34:07Wide arm to me.
34:08Yes.
34:08You have to stretch your hips.
34:09I doubt your hips are being stretched.
34:11Oh.
34:11Oh, sorry.
34:12I didn't know what was happening.
34:13I didn't see what's happening here.
34:15Yes.
34:15Am I doing it?
34:16Yeah, and there's actually a thing where you can do...
34:19Hey, why are you getting up and I'm still stretching?
34:21If, like...
34:21You need a smooth...
34:22If we go over here...
34:23No, I don't want to do anything else.
34:25This is my...
34:25This is...
34:29You go...
34:29Can I go here?
34:30Yeah, sure.
34:31Okay.
34:31There's one that the hockey players do.
34:33All right.
34:34Hi, Mom.
34:36Um, and...
34:36This isn't the music you want to hear.
34:38It's some sports music.
34:40And then you do kind of like this.
34:43All right, ready? Let's do it.
34:47One, two, let's do it.
34:48Okay.
34:49Here we go. Ready?
34:49Okay.
34:54I want to do a play versus Hudson Williams in heated rivalry.
34:58Take a look at that.
35:00We will be seeing each other or what?
35:04Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
35:11Wow.
35:22Wow.
35:31Wow.
35:37Wow.
35:40Wow.
35:41Wow.
35:42Wow.
35:43Wow.
35:43That's Tim Williams, everybody.
35:45Heated Rivalry is streaming now on HBO Max.
35:49with a performance from Sienna, Spyro.
35:52Stick around!
36:04Our next guest kicks off the Visitor Tour in March,
36:08performing Die on this Hill.
36:10Please welcome Sienna, Spyro!
36:28Got me to stay, said that you need me.
36:34Stop, cause there's words, don't have a meaning.
36:40No, they don't, at least a night tell me.
36:45And there'll be a day, I'll be more creative.
36:51A poetic way, to say I'm not leaving to the world.
36:59Not to your face, oh.
37:06I'll take my pride, stand here for you.
37:12No, I'm not blind, just seeing it through.
37:17You take my life, just for the thrill I'd say tonight,
37:27and die on this hill, I always will.
37:38I know that I love, stop and impatient, but you wrote the book.
37:46I just took a page out to be loved, to be loved and nothing more.
37:56And you kept your word, do you want a medal?
38:01The way that someone lives this world is all just level.
38:06To me now, to me now, oh.
38:17I'll take my pride, stand here for you.
38:22Now I'm not blind, just seeing it through.
38:27If you take my life just for the thrill
38:33I'll take tonight and die on this hill
38:39I always will
38:45I'll be here the whole night
38:48I'll be here cause I can
38:50Yeah, I know you don't care
38:54I know nothing could matter
38:57God, I wish something mattered to you
39:06I'll take my pride, stand here for you
39:11No, I'm not blind, just seeing it through
39:16Will you take my life just for the thrill
39:22Will I'll take tonight and die on this hill
39:29I always, always
39:41I'll be here
39:44I'll be here
39:50I'll be here
40:00Oh, my God
40:01Oh, my goodness
40:03Wow, that's how you do it
40:06Are you kidding me?
40:07You're amazing
40:08Oh, my God
40:10Thank you for having me
40:10Sienna Sparrow, standing on, not too shabby
40:15You are fantastic
40:17Die on this hill is out now
40:20Respect the dress, too, I love it
40:22My thanks to Chelsea Handler, Sophie Turner, Hudson Williams
40:26Sienna Sparrow once again
40:30And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
40:33That was great
40:34Thank you for watching
40:36Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers
40:38Good night, everybody, thank you
40:40Get involved
40:41Get involved
40:42Better get involved
40:43Get, get, get involved
40:45Get into it
40:47Get into it
40:48Do it
40:48Yeah
40:50Yeah
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