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00:00:16Eh, an Academy Award-winning cartoon short.
00:00:35Noble knights of the round table,
00:00:40ever since the accursed black knight
00:00:43captured our singing sword,
00:00:46even times hath befallen us.
00:00:49One of ye knights must recover the singing sword.
00:00:55The black knight has a fire-breathing dragon.
00:00:58But-but-but-but-but the black knight is invincible.
00:01:03Arts Bodkins,
00:01:05hath the knights of the round table turned chicken?
00:01:14Only a fool would go after the singing sword.
00:01:18A good idea, fool.
00:01:22What?
00:01:23Unless you bring back the singing sword,
00:01:26you will be put to the rack,
00:01:29burned at the stake,
00:01:31and beheaded.
00:01:34Be-be-beheaded?
00:01:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:42ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:45ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:52ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:52ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:53ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:54ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:56ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:58ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:59ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:59ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:01:59ha ha ha
00:01:59Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
00:02:04You're crazy, Yidget the Draggle Dragon.
00:02:07I warned you about letting your fire get blue.
00:02:10Now you're caught cold.
00:02:25So this is the singing sword.
00:02:28Big deal.
00:02:29I wonder why they call it the singing sword.
00:02:41Drop that sword, Marmont!
00:02:51Quick! The singing sword's been stolen!
00:02:54Wake up, fire-breathing, lizard!
00:02:59Stop breathing on me, Yidget!
00:03:02That was simple.
00:03:13Whoa, dragon!
00:03:16Whoa!
00:03:25Whoa!
00:03:32Stupid dragon.
00:03:34How's the water, Doc?
00:03:37Open that bridge, Farman!
00:03:38Open it, I say!
00:03:40Clones it! Clones it!
00:03:41Clones it up again!
00:03:44Okay, rabbit, you force me to use force!
00:03:52Ha! Ha!
00:03:54Dragon!
00:03:54Hey!
00:03:55Ha!
00:03:55Ha!
00:03:55Dragon!
00:03:56Ha!
00:03:59Dragon!
00:04:09Prepare yourself, rabbit!
00:04:11I'm a-coming over the wall!
00:04:13I'm a-coming over the wall!
00:04:21I'm a-coming over the wall!
00:04:35Now, uh, let's see if I remember.
00:04:37Head down, left arm stiff.
00:04:41The
00:04:42The
00:04:44O.O.O!
00:04:58Ow!
00:04:59You idiot.
00:05:20No, no, don't sneeze, you stupid dragon,
00:05:23or you'll blow us to the moon!
00:05:28Ah-choo!
00:05:32Dragons is so stupid!
00:05:37Adios! Have a nice trip!
00:05:40Bonvoyante! Farewell to thee!
00:05:43Shhh!
00:05:55Nighty Night Bugs was produced and directed by Frizz Freeling.
00:05:58He got an Oscar, and I got a carrot.
00:06:02So, without further ado, in 3X,
00:06:05welcome to Frizz Freeling's
00:06:06Loony Loony Loony Bugs Bunny movie,
00:06:08starring...
00:06:10little ol' me.
00:06:15What's up, Doc?
00:06:15What's up, Doc?
00:06:25You're despicable!
00:06:36Super-un-suck-a-tash!
00:06:37Fluffer-un-suck-a-tash!
00:06:45Ooh, I thought I saw a putty cat!
00:06:51The-the-the name's Porky Pig!
00:07:00When Hollywood was just a kid,
00:07:02the whole world fell in love
00:07:03with the wacky and wonderful slapstick comedy.
00:07:06It was the time of baggy pants, comics, and far-out gags.
00:07:21Then Warner Brothers gave the world merry melodies and loony tunes.
00:07:25Frizz Freeling and his fellow innovators
00:07:27created some of the wildest, saniest, looniest characters
00:07:30to ever appear on a silver screen
00:07:31in the Baggy Pants comics was out.
00:07:34As Charlie Chaplin himself once said,
00:07:36how can we compete?
00:07:37These guys don't have to stop to take a breath.
00:07:49Then from the magic pen of Frizz Freeling
00:07:51came a warm-hearted, humble little introvert
00:07:53called Yosemite Sam.
00:07:56Any one of you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints
00:07:59care to slap leather with me?
00:08:01In case any of you get any ideas,
00:08:03you better know who you're dealing with.
00:08:06I'm the hootin' us, tootin' us, shootin' us
00:08:08bob-tailed wildcat in the west.
00:08:12I'm the fastest gun north, south, east, and west of the Pecos.
00:08:18Well, hello there.
00:08:40Local widow inherits 50 million dollars.
00:08:4450 million dollars.
00:08:47Ooh!
00:08:48Mmm!
00:08:49That widow oughta get married.
00:08:53When I get my hands on that money,
00:08:55I'll buy the old lady's home and kick the old ladies out.
00:08:58I'll have the orphan's home torn down,
00:09:01and I'll get rid of the police department.
00:09:05That evil character's after that nice old lady's money.
00:09:08Looks like this boy scout's gonna do his good deed for today.
00:09:14Oh, it's shitty in here.
00:09:19Coming!
00:09:20Coming!
00:09:23I want you, baby!
00:09:25Your eyes!
00:09:26Your lips!
00:09:27Come with me to the cash bar!
00:09:28Ah!
00:09:29We'll make beautiful music together!
00:09:38Come to Papa, baby!
00:09:40Fancy!
00:09:41Nothing like this has happened to me since the boys got back from Gettysburg!
00:09:48Oh, goodness!
00:09:50Oh, goodness!
00:09:51Someone's at the door!
00:09:54I'll be right back!
00:09:57Aha!
00:09:58I find thee, my little pigeon!
00:10:00Fly with me to Paris!
00:10:02Mmm!
00:10:03Oh, my!
00:10:06Twenty years, nothing!
00:10:08And then it all piles up in one day!
00:10:11Oh!
00:10:12Oh!
00:10:12Oh!
00:10:13Oh!
00:10:13Oh!
00:10:14Oh!
00:10:15Oh!
00:10:16Oh!
00:10:20Oh!
00:10:25Whack!
00:10:25For Mr. Leather!
00:10:26Ha!
00:10:28You have insulted the great lover!
00:10:30The Marquis of Queensberry rules.
00:10:32Take this!
00:10:38Two pistols at ten paces.
00:10:41You're on!
00:10:46En garde?
00:10:48I'm ready!
00:10:49One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine and a half, nine and three quarters,
00:10:55nine and three sixteenths, eleven sixteenths, twelve sixteenths, ten!
00:11:03Yep. It's right on time.
00:11:06Oh, what a night.
00:11:12Open up! Open up that door!
00:11:14Coming! Coming!
00:11:17Now I got... Emma!
00:11:21Oh, you're cute!
00:11:25Yahoo!
00:11:27Oh, my!
00:11:51Oh, heavens to Betsy, he's loot!
00:11:53Now here, you better sit down while I fix you a cup of black coffee.
00:11:57Now, I'll be back with your coffee in a jiffy.
00:12:00Oh, that's cute.
00:12:05One or two lumps.
00:12:07Make it two.
00:12:08Two? Okay.
00:12:10One, two!
00:12:12Oh, my!
00:12:14Here's your coffee. One or two lumps.
00:12:18Oh!
00:12:19Oh!
00:12:19That's home, Emmy!
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:22He flipped his lid!
00:12:24Great horny toads!
00:12:26Wait, Emmy!
00:12:27Wait!
00:12:27I'm sorry!
00:12:29Open up, Emmy!
00:12:30Don't you come near me!
00:12:35Aw, come on, Emmy!
00:12:41Emmy!
00:12:43You're cute.
00:12:44Let's elope.
00:12:46Okay, you get to the window.
00:12:48I'll get a ladder.
00:12:49I want to take a few things along.
00:12:52Catch!
00:13:05That dame's taking everything but the kitchen sink!
00:13:10Don't forget the money, Emmy!
00:13:17Hey!
00:13:25Well, hello there.
00:13:30Where am I?
00:13:31Oh, it's powerful hot in here.
00:13:34Is this Dallas?
00:13:35No, but you're close.
00:13:39And what is your name, little man?
00:13:42It's Yosemite Sam.
00:13:45Yosemite Sam.
00:13:47Now, let's see.
00:13:48Yosemite Sam.
00:13:50Yosemite...
00:13:51Ah!
00:13:52Here you are.
00:13:53Oh, my.
00:13:54My goodness.
00:13:56You have been a bad boy, haven't you?
00:13:59The devil made me do it.
00:14:01I mean, that rabbit made me do it.
00:14:03Knock it off, Sam.
00:14:05I can't stand to see a grown man cry.
00:14:09I'll stop crying if you send me back.
00:14:13Hmm.
00:14:14I'll send you back on one condition.
00:14:17You've got to bring somebody back to replace you.
00:14:20Oh, I will, I will.
00:14:22In fact, I've already got the very varmint in mind.
00:14:25I'll send you back as a Roman captain of the guards.
00:14:28I'll take it, I'll take it.
00:14:29Then it's a deal?
00:14:31Shake.
00:14:31Ow!
00:14:32Ow, ow, ow, oh, ow!
00:14:33Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, that's hot!
00:14:36Yeah.
00:14:37When you're hot, you're hot.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:40Back to gold!
00:14:46He did it I'm back in Rome
00:15:14What's that? A parade! Oh boy, I love parades
00:15:20Get that rabbit! Charge!
00:15:35Oops!
00:15:42Ya, ya, ya, mule! Ya, ya, ya, mule!
00:15:46Oh, oh, oh, mule! Oh, mule!
00:16:02Now, where'd that skunk of a rabbit go?
00:16:07Oh, you mangy fang-toothed critter!
00:16:11Take that! Maybe that'll learn you to keep your big mouth shut!
00:16:15That fur-bearing varmints around here somewhere!
00:16:21How many times do I have to tell you to shut up?
00:16:34Wait till I lay my hands on that varmint!
00:16:37How many times do I have to tell you to keep your big mouth shut?
00:17:08I thought you'll be the two times, right?
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:47How now, brown cow?
00:17:49No long-eared galoot can outfox the captain of the guards.
00:17:56Okay, rabbit.
00:17:57Now let's see who's the smartest.
00:18:00Oh, it looks like you outsmarted me.
00:18:03Oh, woe is me.
00:18:08Ah, shut up!
00:18:11Here, lions.
00:18:18Ah, I hate rabbits.
00:18:29I'd better get out of here while the getting's good.
00:18:38Oh, my God.
00:19:03You're back already?
00:19:06Where's your replacement?
00:19:08You gotta give me another chance.
00:19:10I'll get a replacement, honest.
00:19:12To see that you do.
00:19:13I'll get the critter this time.
00:19:15I'll send him to hell.
00:19:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, pardon my language.
00:19:18Here you go.
00:19:23What am I doing on this humpback mule?
00:19:31Great horny toad.
00:19:33I'd recognize them flat feet anywhere.
00:19:35Yeah, mule!
00:19:37Yeah, mule!
00:19:37Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:19:40Whoa, camel!
00:19:41Whoa!
00:19:42Whoa!
00:19:42Whoa, camel!
00:19:43Whoa!
00:19:45Come on, whoa!
00:19:47When I say whoa, I mean whoa!
00:20:00Now, I hope that'll larn you, you humpback muley.
00:20:11What's up, Doc?
00:20:12You with a sideshow around here?
00:20:14I'm no Doc, you flea-bitten varmint.
00:20:17I'm Riff Raff Sam, the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff.
00:20:21Your slip is showing.
00:20:26Who are you?
00:20:33Whoa!
00:20:36Follow that rabbit!
00:20:38Giddy-up!
00:20:38Come on, camel, giddy-up!
00:20:40Giddy-up!
00:20:40Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:20:41Camel, giddy-up!
00:20:42Giddy-up!
00:20:43When I say giddy-up, I mean giddy-up!
00:20:48Whoa, camel, whoa!
00:20:49Whoa!
00:20:50Whoa!
00:20:51Whoa, camel!
00:20:53A car!
00:20:55Boy, what a break!
00:21:01What a spot to pick for a miragey.
00:21:03Whoa, camel!
00:21:04Whoa!
00:21:05Whoa!
00:21:07When I say whoa, I mean whoa!
00:21:21Open the door!
00:21:22Open it up, open it up, open it up, open it up!
00:21:25I could have swore I heard somebody knocking.
00:21:28Oh well.
00:21:33You, Mr. A-Rab!
00:21:44Uh-oh!
00:21:46Uh-oh!
00:22:24I wonder if he's stubborn enough to open all those doors.
00:22:32You just had to open every door, didn't you?
00:22:36I'll be right back!
00:22:37I'll get that book too floppy and slimy varmint this time, or my name ain't Yosemite Sam!
00:22:45That elevator only goes one way, down!
00:22:53And maybe I'd better send you back my way.
00:23:08Any one of you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me?
00:23:13In case any of you get any ideas, you better know who you're dealing with.
00:23:18I'm the hootin'est, tootin'est, shootin'est, bobtail wildcat in the west!
00:23:24I'm the fastest gun north, south, east, aaaand west of the Pecos!
00:23:31I'm the-
00:23:31Yeah, shut up!
00:23:34Did I hear someone say shut up?
00:23:40Yep.
00:23:42Stranger, you just yupped yourself into a hole in the head!
00:23:45You've been eatin' onions!
00:23:47And you're gonna be eatin' lead!
00:23:49I'm a-warning you, stranger!
00:23:52I think it's fair to warn you, I swing a fair shootin' iron myself!
00:23:56You see that church bell out there?
00:23:58I'll carom a shot offin' it, then off that water tower,
00:24:02through the window, off the bottle on this bar,
00:24:04then part your hair right down the middle.
00:24:12Ha! You missed!
00:24:14Wait.
00:24:17You call that shootin'?
00:24:19I'll show you some real shootin'!
00:24:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:24:25Now! Beat that, varmint!
00:24:27Gee, that's tough.
00:24:29But I'll try.
00:24:35That does it!
00:24:36Ha! I'm a-blastin' ya!
00:24:39I kinda figured you'd like to settle this in a gentleman-like manner.
00:24:42Gentlemen?
00:24:42Well, that's against my principles, but it's a deal.
00:24:47Ten paces, toying and fire, all right?
00:24:51All right.
00:24:52One, two, three, four, five, ten.
00:24:57Get back, varmint!
00:25:01Cut it out!
00:25:03No more gentleman stuff.
00:25:05From now on, you fight's my way.
00:25:07Dirty!
00:25:15Five-fifteen?
00:25:16I'll take care of you later.
00:25:18I gotta catch a train.
00:25:21And rob it.
00:25:31Get back there, rabbit.
00:25:33I'm gonna rob that train.
00:25:34And I'm gonna save that train.
00:25:37If you don't get back, I'll blast you at the count of five.
00:25:40One, two, three, four.
00:25:43Shhh!
00:25:45Here, stupid horse.
00:25:47Get it going!
00:25:54Now, this time, I'm only gonna count to three.
00:25:57One, two, three.
00:26:04Here, double-crossing rabbit.
00:26:07You cut down your chances.
00:26:08I'm only gonna count two and then blast ya.
00:26:11One, two, three.
00:26:17Yeah!
00:26:18Hey, hey, hey!
00:26:19Ah, this'll stop them.
00:26:29You better stop your train, rabbit!
00:26:32You better stop your train.
00:26:35Well, I'm not stopping mine.
00:26:38And I'm not stopping mine.
00:26:40Oh, yeah?
00:26:41We'll see who'll check it out first.
00:26:44We'll see who's next.
00:26:45We'll see who's next.
00:26:58We'll see who's next.
00:27:15Well, well, well. Look who just dropped in. You must like it down here.
00:27:21No, no, I hate it.
00:27:23Oh, I am terribly disappointed in you. However, I'm giving you just one more chance.
00:27:30Oh, no, you're not. If you want him, you can get him yourself.
00:27:36I'm staying.
00:27:47The Roaring Twenties brought on the Cops and Robbers movies, and audiences flocked into the theaters to see their favorites.
00:27:53FBI agent Elliot Ness was brought in to clean up the crime. He became a public hero.
00:27:58Chris Freeling decided that whatever Ness could do, I could do better.
00:28:02From this point on, you will have to be on your own. You will be known to the department as
00:28:07Elegant Mess.
00:28:10Then I went ahead and made a Ness of myself. Taxi!
00:28:26Look, fellas, how many times do I have to tell you? I haven't got a cold.
00:28:32Yeah, this is fun, Rocky.
00:28:35In the wee hours of the morning, the mobster's car was seen driving out of the pier at Lake Michigan.
00:28:41They drove away, figuring they had disposed of Mess permanently.
00:28:45But they had not figured on his ingenuity.
00:28:53The boys decided to throw a party celebrating Rocky's birthday and the removal of Agent Mess.
00:29:00Among those attending were Jack Legs Rhinestown, Babyface Half Nelson, Pizza Puss Lasagna, Pistol Nose Pringle, and Teeth Malloy.
00:29:11Uh, Rocky, we want to present to you a token of our esteem.
00:29:17Hiya, suckers.
00:29:19Who's the broad?
00:29:21Gee, some looker. Eh, Rocky?
00:29:25Oh, what happened, Rocky?
00:29:27Sorry.
00:29:28You bonehead.
00:29:33You know, you're a lucky broad.
00:29:36I like you.
00:29:38Stop the music.
00:29:41Stop.
00:29:42Stop the music.
00:29:45Stop the music!
00:30:05Turn on the light, Muggsy.
00:30:09Turn it off, quick.
00:30:13You lunkhead.
00:30:15Now you get over here and I'll turn on the light.
00:30:19Then let him have it.
00:30:21Okay, Rocky.
00:30:45Jay, this is fun, Rocky.
00:30:48Just like in the amusement park.
00:30:51Shut up.
00:30:52The way I worked this thing, you'd think I knew something about it.
00:31:08On August 19th, Rocky was brought before Judge Hugo Strait in Superior Court No. 5, State of Illinois.
00:31:16Has the defendant been read his right?
00:31:18Eh, no, I read him his right, Your Honor, didn't I, Clancy?
00:31:22He sure he did, Your Honor, didn't he, O'Hara?
00:31:24Aye, he did.
00:31:25I myself heard it, didn't you, Bugs?
00:31:27Aye, that I did.
00:31:28I read him every right the rascal had coming, didn't I, Clancy?
00:31:31Oh, that's his did, lad.
00:31:32You certainly did, didn't he, O'Hara?
00:31:34All right, all right, already.
00:31:36Does the defendant have anything to say before I pronounce sentence?
00:31:40One moment, Your Honor.
00:31:41I want to present to the court a writ of habeas corpus, a writ of corpus delicti,
00:31:45and a writ of ad nauseum charging that my client is deprived of his rights of the Ptoe Pacto, Nuxovovicus,
00:31:50and I insist on his immediate release under the precedent set by Section 8, Paragraph 95 of Rogers vs. Semper
00:31:57Fidelius.
00:31:58Case dismissed.
00:32:05It wasn't long before Rocky was up to his old tricks again.
00:32:12All right, Muggsy.
00:32:14Step on the gas.
00:32:17Come back, you dim wood.
00:32:19Wait for me, stupid.
00:32:20Stop.
00:32:21Agent Musk lost track of Rocky's new hideout.
00:32:24Then an event took place that aroused his entrance.
00:32:33Jumpin' Juniper.
00:32:34What's all the rumpus?
00:32:43Jumpin' Juniper.
00:32:44Golden egg.
00:32:4524 karat solid gold.
00:32:47I'm rich.
00:32:48I'm rich.
00:32:49Who's responsibly?
00:32:50Who's responsibly?
00:32:52Who did this?
00:32:57Uh, I know who it was.
00:32:59It was me.
00:33:00But I'm no fool.
00:33:02I know what happened to the goose that laid the golden egg.
00:33:05Gosh!
00:33:06Well, uh, come on now.
00:33:08Don't be bashful.
00:33:09Uh, who did it?
00:33:10Oh, uh, I know who did it.
00:33:12He did it.
00:33:21Okay, so I laid an egg.
00:33:24Okay, so I laid an egg.
00:33:41Hey, boys.
00:33:43We're goin' into poultry business.
00:33:46Agent Musk figured that this was just the sort of inducement that would lure Rocky out of hiding.
00:33:57Hey, buddy, but, but, but, but, but, but, uh, I don't wanna sell them.
00:34:06Yeah, they talked me into it.
00:34:13Hey, what's goin' on around here?
00:34:15What's so big I care?
00:34:18All right, duck.
00:34:19Make what a golden egg.
00:34:21Egg smeg?
00:34:22I can't lay no egg.
00:34:25I said lay a egg, duck.
00:34:27Oh, uh, well, you see, I, I can't lay no egg just anywhere.
00:34:31Um, I, I, I'm an artist.
00:34:32I, I've gotta have atmosphere.
00:34:34Uh, beautiful surroundings.
00:34:37Yeah?
00:34:38Okay, boys.
00:34:40Make what a atmosphere.
00:34:48Now this is more like it.
00:34:51Cut it.
00:34:53All right, duck.
00:34:55About that egg.
00:34:57Oh, yeah, the egg.
00:34:58Uh, a little later on, possibly.
00:35:00Uh, I'm not in the mood right now.
00:35:04Nah.
00:35:05Okay, boss.
00:35:16It was ghastly.
00:35:18The deck just seemed to lift up under my feet.
00:35:21Then I was in the water.
00:35:22Black, oily water.
00:35:24I struggled.
00:35:27Okay, duck.
00:35:29No more stalling, see?
00:35:31You got just five minutes to light that egg or...
00:35:35Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
00:35:38Well, I'll see what I can do.
00:35:40But I gotta have privacy.
00:35:42I never lay eggs in p-p-p-public.
00:35:45Okay, duck.
00:35:47But remember.
00:35:50Five minutes.
00:36:12Four minutes.
00:36:24Three minutes.
00:36:26Your laundry, sir.
00:36:29Three minutes.
00:36:35Two minutes.
00:36:40No better.
00:36:55Yeah, no better.
00:37:07must be or she won the ship.
00:37:07It's gone.
00:37:07We are done.
00:37:07Whoa.
00:37:08Please.
00:37:24No egg?
00:37:27Uh-uh.
00:37:29So long, pal.
00:37:30Uh-uh.
00:37:36Huh?
00:37:38That just goes to show you.
00:37:39You don't know what you can do till you've got a gun against your head.
00:37:45Well, too low. Play around.
00:37:51Just a minute, duck.
00:37:56Fill him up.
00:38:08We had you faked all the time.
00:38:10Well, you can get away with me.
00:38:12Is there anything we can get for you, old chap?
00:38:15Yes, get me a proctologist right away.
00:38:18The headlines proclaimed that a loophole in the law had freed Rocky again.
00:38:25X-P, read all about it.
00:38:27Tweety Boyd missing.
00:38:29Boyd gets the Boyd.
00:38:31Read all about it.
00:38:33Million dollar Boyd gone.
00:38:36Mess swore Sylvester in as a special agent
00:38:39to snoop around the back alleys of the underworld for signs of the missing Tweety.
00:38:44Oh, ow, oof, ow, oof, ow, oof, ow, oof, ow, oof, ow.
00:38:46Police authorities believe that Tweety Bird is being held for ransom by the notorious Rocky and his gang.
00:38:52And if you are listening to this broadcast, Rocky, remember...
00:38:55Don't hide the Boyd!
00:38:58Turn it off, Nick.
00:39:00Okay, Rocky.
00:39:01Anything you say.
00:39:03Those bad old gangsters.
00:39:05Matty old kidnappers.
00:39:08I wonder where someone would go about hiding a kidnapped bird.
00:39:16Say, that must be the missing kidnapee.
00:39:19And where there's a kidnapee, the kidnappers must be close by.
00:39:30Oh, Duddy Duddy! Look at that nice putty tat trying to cave me.
00:39:42Hey, boss. I thought I tore a putty tat.
00:39:46You did, you did to your putty tat?
00:40:00I slipped!
00:40:19Oh, oh, there you are, putty.
00:40:21Oh, hide me, hide me, quick.
00:40:23Here, hide here.
00:40:24They'll never find you in here.
00:40:27Oh, thank you.
00:40:32Not so hard!
00:40:34Hey, Rocky.
00:40:35The Boyd's gone.
00:40:37He must be out here someplace.
00:40:44Okay, pussycat.
00:40:45Where is it, the Boyd?
00:40:48I, uh, searched the pussycat, Nick.
00:40:52Okay, boss.
00:41:06Okay, Boyd, the jig is up.
00:41:14Hey, boss.
00:41:15This is all I could find.
00:41:19Okay, cat.
00:41:20Get your package and scram.
00:41:32You dirty guys!
00:41:35Eugh!
00:41:54Okay, Rocky.
00:41:55Open up now.
00:41:57We got you.
00:41:58He's at the cops.
00:41:59Take the boyd, quick.
00:42:01Okay, Rocky.
00:42:06All right, Rocky.
00:42:08Down to the station house with you.
00:42:15Hold it!
00:42:27We are gathered here today to pay homage to this magnificent cat who fought his natural instincts to save this
00:42:35little bird, yes.
00:42:36And now, gentlemen, you may take your pictures of the cat kissing the little bird.
00:42:42Come on, cat.
00:42:43Kiss the little birdie.
00:42:45Come on, pussycat.
00:42:46Kiss the little birdie.
00:42:53Oh, he's a bad pussycat.
00:42:56On October 28th, Agent Mess slapped the handcuffs on Rocky and Moxie and brought them to justice.
00:43:04They were sentenced to 20 years at hard labor, which was a little tough on Agent Mess, who was never
00:43:10able to find the keys to his handcuffs.
00:43:16Oh, this is Hollywood. City of winners. Winners of Oscars, Emmys, and Grammys.
00:43:29Frizz Freeling won five Academy Awards and two Emmys.
00:43:32Me? I got a carrot.
00:43:34When I complained to Frizz, he said, don't bother me. I'm creating.
00:43:37So he created the Oswald Awards just for us cartoon actors.
00:43:40Now, tonight, you're gonna witness this exciting event.
00:43:50Hello, greetings, and hi.
00:43:52Tonight, I'm going to interview some of these cartoony celebrities.
00:43:56That is, if I can find one.
00:43:58Here's one now, even as I speak.
00:44:01It's that little singer, Betty Le Pew.
00:44:04The greatest lover to ever hear on the silver screen.
00:44:07And the awful screen, too, n'est-pa?
00:44:13Say something to your fans, Mr. Peppy Le Pew.
00:44:19Gee.
00:44:21Boy, I must say, meeting you has been a breast-taking experience.
00:44:33Well, look who's here. It's Parker Pig.
00:44:37The name's Porky Pig.
00:44:39Who's your friend?
00:44:40The three, two little pigs plus one.
00:44:43Showbiz folks, huh?
00:44:44No, they're contractors.
00:44:47I built my house a straw.
00:44:49I built my house a figs.
00:44:50I built my house a bricks.
00:44:52I built my house a bricks.
00:44:53I must say, looks like you're all living high on the hog.
00:44:58Little pig joke there.
00:45:00Don't I know you?
00:45:02Don't tell me.
00:45:03Let me see.
00:45:03I'll get it, I'll get it.
00:45:05It's Big Bad, uh, Big Bad Wolf.
00:45:08No, no, no, I don't believe it was wolf.
00:45:11Have a sound, uh, may end with an F, but it's not wolf.
00:45:13I'm the Big Bad Wolf, and I'm in the demolition business.
00:45:17I huff, and I puff, and I blow their houses down.
00:45:19Hmm.
00:45:20Sounds like a good business to be in.
00:45:22No overhead.
00:45:24Now, there's some fancy feathers for you.
00:45:42Whoa, horse, whoa!
00:45:44Whoa, horse, whoa!
00:45:49Well, now, if it ain't that red-roaring,
00:45:52bronchio-busting, Wild Bill Hickok.
00:45:55I came here to win one of them Oswalds.
00:45:58Uh, I'll tell you, Tex, you got a 50-50 chance.
00:46:01Either you win, or you lose.
00:46:03Make sense, though.
00:46:04Well, uh, just in case,
00:46:06I brought along a little winner's insurance.
00:46:15Oh, look!
00:46:16Here comes that famous sewer pigeon, Henry Hart.
00:46:19It's Tweety Pie.
00:46:21Howdy, Mr. Pie!
00:46:27Ooh, I thought I saw a putty cat.
00:46:30I thought I saw a putty cat.
00:46:32Huh.
00:46:33Isn't it time you saw something else?
00:46:34Stupid bird.
00:46:40Well, here comes that loony, toony duck.
00:46:44It's me, Daphne Duck.
00:46:46In person, famous star of stage, screen, and television.
00:46:51Please, hold down your applause.
00:46:53My ears can only stand so much.
00:46:58Just for that, no autograph.
00:47:03Oh, oh, oh!
00:47:05Heartbeat, heartbeat!
00:47:07And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for.
00:47:09Here's that lovable star, a favorite around the world,
00:47:13Mr. Show Business himself,
00:47:16Mr. Bug...
00:47:17Dummy!
00:47:29What a scene, Mr. Steeler.
00:47:30Steppin' on my applause.
00:47:32Tryin' to upstage me.
00:47:33As if that were humanly possible.
00:47:35Me, what's up, duck?
00:47:38You're despicable.
00:47:41I hate you.
00:47:54Say the secret word and win an Oswald.
00:48:00Me, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:48:02We are gathered here to award the Oswald
00:48:05to that actor who has given the world so much joy.
00:48:08We know who that's going to be, don't we, Granny?
00:48:11You tell me.
00:48:12I'm too modest.
00:48:13We will select this outstanding star
00:48:15from one of the many qualified artists
00:48:17to receive this coveted award.
00:48:20Stop teasing the audience, you stupid rabbit!
00:48:22Read my name!
00:48:24The first nomination is...
00:48:26The Big Bad Wolf.
00:48:28I want to take you,
00:48:29and my three supporting actors want to thank you.
00:48:31Say thanks to the audience, piggies.
00:48:35Thanks!
00:48:36That's enough.
00:48:37Now sit down.
00:48:39Say nominate that wolf for acting?
00:48:41He couldn't call his dog and make it believable.
00:48:44Okay, Charlie, roll it!
00:48:53Remember the story of three little pigs?
00:48:55One plate of pipe and the other dance jigs.
00:48:58The three little pigs are still around,
00:48:59but they're playing music with a modern sound.
00:49:06Three little pigs were in the groove.
00:49:08Everything was running smooth.
00:49:10The pigs were due for a big surprise,
00:49:12for the wolf appeared with red-rimmed eyes.
00:49:15Oh, you're cool!
00:49:16Oh, you're cool!
00:49:17Oh, you're cool, man!
00:49:18Cool!
00:49:19Well, to show he was friendly,
00:49:20he shook their hand.
00:49:21Announced he was joining up with a band,
00:49:23instead of starting an argument.
00:49:25One and a two and away they were hit!
00:49:32The three little pigs were really gassed.
00:49:34They'd never heard such a corny blast.
00:49:36We played in the west.
00:49:37We played in the east.
00:49:38We've heard the most,
00:49:39but you're the least!
00:49:44Well, the big bad wolf was really mad.
00:49:47He wanted to play music and he wanted to play bad.
00:49:49They stopped me before I could go to town,
00:49:51so I'll huff and puff and blow their house down!
00:49:57The house of straw was blown away.
00:50:00The pigs had to find another place to play.
00:50:02A dew dropped in the house of sticks.
00:50:04Three little pigs were giving out licks.
00:50:10Well, the piano-playing pig was swinging like a gate,
00:50:13doing Liberace on 88.
00:50:16I wish my brother George was here.
00:50:23Three little pigs were having a ball
00:50:25when the big bad wolf, he entered the hall.
00:50:29The big bad wolf, he sat right down.
00:50:32Come on, cats, we're going to town!
00:50:40Hey, I'm out of sight!
00:50:45From the crowd came an angry shout.
00:50:47Stop the music!
00:50:48Throw the squirrel!
00:50:53The big bad wolf was really sore.
00:50:55If they're gonna get tough, I'll give them more.
00:50:58They don't know talent in this here town.
00:51:00Now huff and puff and blow the place down!
00:51:04To drop in, did drop down.
00:51:06Three little pigs crawled out of the rubble.
00:51:08This big bad wolf gives us nothing but trouble.
00:51:10So he won't be bothered by his windy tricks.
00:51:13The next place we play must be made of bricks.
00:51:15Sturdy place, this house of bricks.
00:51:17Built in 1776.
00:51:19High-class place with a high-class crowd.
00:51:22Sign on the door, no wolves allowed.
00:51:26The wolf was sore and fit to be tight.
00:51:28He was sworn and determined to get inside.
00:51:32He huffed and puffed at the house of bricks.
00:51:34But bricks are stronger than straw sticks.
00:51:36He huffed and puffed and bleeped and blooped.
00:51:38And at 10 o'clock was completely pooped.
00:51:41When all of a sudden came a ray of hope.
00:51:43I could disguise myself.
00:51:44Boy, what a dog!
00:51:45Oh, you like Lancaster.
00:51:47He's running the whole gamut of emotions.
00:51:49From A to B.
00:51:51If you don't shut that yellow beak of yours,
00:51:53I'll shut it for you.
00:51:55I'd like to say you try it.
00:51:57This beak of mine is gonna keep flapping as long as I...
00:52:00Maybe this'll shut you up for a while.
00:52:19I suppose you think that's funny.
00:52:21It's a horse, baby!
00:52:22Watch it, pigs!
00:52:25I'll show those pigs that I'm not stuck.
00:52:28If I can't blow it down, I'll blow it up!
00:52:38Well, the big bad wolf was really gone.
00:52:41And with him went his corny horn.
00:52:43Went out of this world without a trace.
00:52:45Didn't go to heaven, was the other place.
00:53:00The big bad wolf, he learned the rules.
00:53:02You gotta get hot to play real cool.
00:53:05You gotta get hot to play real cool.
00:53:32And with him was Tweedy Pie and Sylvester.
00:53:35What a lot.
00:53:39Thank you for this great honor.
00:53:41Here's a few scenes of Tweedy and Sylvester at their best.
00:53:44We're here.
00:53:47We're here.
00:53:50A few scenes of the night.
00:53:55I said, we can't say you're the only one way.
00:53:55What a strange himself.
00:53:57We've said we're done.
00:53:58And a давно story.
00:54:02He's now the dog.
00:54:02A Disney Ocean.
00:54:03That is his wife's.
00:54:03I can't do it.
00:54:05Then it's not his wife's ending.
00:54:05It's not his wife.
00:54:05I can't do it.
00:54:11It's a sad man.
00:54:20I thought I saw a Puddy Cat.
00:54:27I wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:54:30If I were you, I'd put him aback.
00:54:33It can only lead to self-destruction.
00:54:37It only takes one bird to start you.
00:54:40And before you know it, it's two birds, then three.
00:54:43Suddenly, without realizing it, you're a victim.
00:54:48Then one day, the end of the road.
00:54:52If you really want to beat this, look us up.
00:54:56We can help you.
00:55:02Our new member has come to us for help.
00:55:07Would someone volunteer to tell what B.A. has done for him?
00:55:13I was a three-bird-a-day pussycat until B.A. helped me.
00:55:20Being on a bird kick cost me five homes.
00:55:24B.A. helped me solve my problem.
00:55:29Fellow members, from now on, my motto is, birds is strictly for the birds.
00:55:46Good morning, my little feathered friend.
00:55:50I've got to beat.
00:55:51My willpower is indomitant to the bubble.
00:55:53Sylvester, you are really a hypocrite.
00:55:57Let's see what's cooking on TV.
00:56:01After a basting, you'll find your bird will come out gold and brown.
00:56:08Every succulent morsel will simply melt in your mouth.
00:56:14Wee, how easy the white meat slices, eh?
00:56:18Doesn't that look...
00:56:31What's the matter with me?
00:56:33I...
00:56:33I've got to get birds off of my mind.
00:56:36Maybe I'll take up a hobby.
00:56:37Ooh, I'll take up a hobby.
00:56:39God, badminton?
00:56:41No, no, that's got a bird in it.
00:56:43Ah, golf!
00:56:45There's birdies in golf.
00:56:46Sal can read.
00:56:47No, no, that's what's out.
00:56:49Baseball, that's it.
00:56:51What about the Baltimore Oreos?
00:56:53You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
00:56:57Yeah, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
00:56:59You bad old putty cat.
00:57:01I know.
00:57:02I'll play the radio.
00:57:04Music will get my mind off of it.
00:57:06That was bye-bye, Blackbird.
00:57:08And now we'll play when the Red Red Robin comes bob-bob-bobbing along.
00:57:13I...
00:57:14I gotta stop myself.
00:57:18There.
00:57:20Now I won't be able to get the bird.
00:57:22Oh, Mr. Puddy Cat, don't you like me anymore?
00:57:26I...
00:57:27I think...
00:57:28I think...
00:57:29I think you're...
00:57:31I think you're...
00:57:32delicious!
00:57:42I'm sorry I had to do that.
00:57:45I was afraid you might be weakening.
00:57:48Yes, I did weaken.
00:57:50Thanks a lot.
00:57:53Thanks a lot.
00:58:20Just one.
00:58:22No one will know the difference.
00:58:23No one.
00:58:23No one.
00:58:24Just one.
00:58:24Then I'll quit.
00:58:25I'll quit after one.
00:58:26Just one.
00:58:27Just one.
00:58:28Give me one.
00:58:29Just one.
00:58:30One.
00:58:30One.
00:58:30One.
00:58:32One.
00:58:34One.
00:58:59I can't stand it.
00:59:01I'm weak.
00:59:03My compliments on a very fine performance, Sylvester.
00:59:07Say, you're pretty good too, Clarence.
00:59:10I'm a bird.
00:59:11I'm weak.
00:59:13I'm weak.
00:59:15But I don't care.
00:59:16I can't help him.
00:59:18After all, I am a pussycat.
00:59:21Oh, come now.
00:59:23There's no need for this demonstration.
00:59:25Birds and cats can live together with brotherly love.
00:59:29Come here, little bird.
00:59:30Here, you see?
00:59:32I really love birds.
00:59:43Stop it!
00:59:44Let me go!
00:59:45I gotta have it!
00:59:46One little bird!
00:59:47Just control yourself!
00:59:48It's been so long!
00:59:50Let me go!
00:59:51Like I said before, once a bad old pretty cat, always a bad old pretty cat.
01:00:08I'll take possession of that little bird.
01:00:11You can't be trusted.
01:00:14And that makes two of you.
01:00:16That's the story of my wife.
01:00:17In one cat and out the other.
01:00:22Now, our next nominee is a star whose name is synonymous with show business.
01:00:27It's about time.
01:00:28Whose fame has spread all over the world.
01:00:31Hold your applause until he announces my name.
01:00:34Then, you can cheer your heads off.
01:00:36And the nominee is...
01:00:38Oh, goodness me.
01:00:39How about that?
01:00:41The nominee is...
01:00:43Bugs Bunny!
01:00:45What?
01:00:45Bugs Bunny?
01:00:47Well, it can't be.
01:00:48This whole thing must be fixed.
01:00:50It's a big rip-off.
01:00:51And here's a few scenes from my picture, high diving here.
01:00:58Harry, Harry, Harry!
01:01:00Step right this way, friends.
01:01:01Right this way.
01:01:02Yes, sir, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:04The greatest aggregation of talent ever to be presented on any portable stage.
01:01:08Put a fingers in Clumsy, the world's foremost jugglers.
01:01:12Fearless Freep and his sensational high diving act.
01:01:15Fearless Freep!
01:01:17That's my boy!
01:01:18Give me a ticket!
01:01:19Give me a whole mess of them!
01:01:21I'm a splurgeon!
01:01:26Bring on, Fearless Freep!
01:01:29On with the show!
01:01:32Telegram.
01:01:34Delayed by storm. Stopped.
01:01:36Arrive tomorrow. Signed, Fearless Freep.
01:01:39Come on!
01:01:41Quit stalling!
01:01:42Bring on, Freep!
01:01:44Quiet! Quiet, please!
01:01:46Ladies and gentlemen, due to an unfortunate delay,
01:01:50Fearless Freep will be unable to perform his high diving act today.
01:01:54What?!
01:01:56I paid my four bets to see the high diving act,
01:01:59and I'm a-go to see the high diving act!
01:02:03Well, you talked me into it.
01:02:10No stalling! Now keep a-moving!
01:02:12All right, all right! Quit shoving!
01:02:14Come on!
01:02:25Now, you varmint! Dive!
01:02:28Okay, heh. But you gotta close your eyes while I put on me bathing suit.
01:02:32Ooh, all right. But make it snappy!
01:02:41Ready!
01:02:50Splash!
01:02:53Bygar! The critter went and done it!
01:03:05And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our next attraction...
01:03:09I said I aim to see you dive, and I'm a-goin' to!
01:03:13Well, here I go again.
01:03:16One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready, and four to go!
01:03:21Bon voyage-y!
01:03:24Uh-oh. Forgot to fill the tank with water.
01:03:45If you ask me, that rabbit is makin' a fool out of that-
01:03:47I'm not askin' ya! I'm tellin' ya!
01:03:50Shut up, duck!
01:03:51I'm a shovel.
01:03:52Uh-huh.
01:03:58Now, you dod-blasted, ornery, no-account, long-eared varmint!
01:04:02Hey! Just a minute, you! Them's fightin' words!
01:04:06Yeah, them's fightin' words!
01:04:09I asked you to step across this line.
01:04:11I'm a-steppin'!
01:04:16I hate you.
01:04:38Now, you smarty-pants! Let's see you get out in this one!
01:04:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! This time you're a-divin'!
01:04:48I knew this defies the law of gravity, but, uh, you see, I never studied law.
01:04:57And now, that moment we have all been waiting for.
01:05:01Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! The envelope, please.
01:05:13Oh, my goodness! I-I-I just can't believe it!
01:05:16Uh-oh! This is too much! Uh-uh-uh!
01:05:18Give me that! I'm not too humble to read my own name!
01:05:20The winner of this year's Offworld Award is...
01:05:23Uh, what is Bunny?
01:05:25The music!
01:05:26Oh, the report!
01:05:27It's mixed!
01:05:28He's getting himself the award!
01:05:30It's a pony!
01:05:33I-I-I don't deserve this, really. I-I-It's just too much. I'm...
01:05:37You are despicable!
01:05:38I challenge your so-called talents!
01:05:40I can do anything better than you!
01:05:42Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Yes, I can!
01:05:44Let the audience decide! I dare ya!
01:05:48Okay, Daffy. Fair enough.
01:05:53Try not to trip me up with those big feet, please.
01:05:56I'll try, Daffy.
01:05:57We're on!
01:06:03We're on!
01:06:05Yeah!
01:06:14Yeah?
01:06:15Yeah!
01:06:29That's very very lovely!
01:06:30Yeah, me there!
01:06:30I should say play the big aventure!
01:06:30And I have a love one!
01:06:30I need this to perform at characters!
01:06:31Look, what are you!
01:06:32Boy! Listen to that! They love me!
01:06:48I'm sick of people taking bowels for my talent!
01:06:51Now do your own dance! I challenge you! Dance, if you're not a coward!
01:07:01Hardy-har-har! If they like that mess, they're starving for some real hoofing!
01:07:06I'll kill them! Music, my soul, please! Eat flat from the top!
01:07:28Ingrate!
01:07:34Obviously, this audience has no class!
01:07:37I've got a pigeon act that will bowl them over!
01:07:39Okay, Daffy, I'm giving you all the rope you need!
01:07:55I'll kill you!
01:07:58I'll kill you!
01:08:02He's pushing you!
01:08:04I'll kill you!
01:08:04I'll kill you!
01:08:08I'll kill you!
01:08:12Now it's my turn to do an act.
01:08:14Go ahead.
01:08:15I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stake.
01:08:19After which, I place a volunteer in this box
01:08:22and proceed to saw him in half.
01:08:24What?
01:08:25Don't tell me you've got the gall
01:08:27to pull that old sawing-in-half routine.
01:08:29Yes, if I get a volunteer.
01:08:32Volunteer?
01:08:33I'll be your volunteer.
01:08:35This whole thing is a fake.
01:08:37The way it's done is very simple.
01:08:38Fake feet out one end, and I'm all scrunched up in this end.
01:08:42The oldest trick in the book.
01:08:43His turban is a fake, too.
01:08:45It's the hotel towel.
01:08:48Don't applaud him!
01:08:50Look, I'm not cut in half!
01:08:52Stop applauding!
01:08:53It's a fake!
01:08:58It's a good thing I got Blue Cross.
01:09:02And after intermission, I'll play the xylophone.
01:09:05Xylophone?
01:09:07Hmm.
01:09:07I can get rid of the rabbit, and it'll look like an accident.
01:09:12When he strikes this note,
01:09:14instead of a xylophone, he'll be playing a harp.
01:09:18Now, with your kind indulgence,
01:09:20I'll play those endearing young charms.
01:09:29That's wrong, you dumb bunny!
01:09:31Try it again!
01:09:39Ooh!
01:09:40No, no, you stupid rabbit!
01:09:42Like this!
01:09:52Look at the egomaniac out there making a fool of himself!
01:10:04I hate you!
01:10:06Now you've forced me to use the act I've held back for a special occasion!
01:10:10Just try and top this one!
01:10:12I now present an act that no other performer has ever dared to execute!
01:10:17In fairness, I must warn those with weak constitutions to leave the theater for this performance!
01:10:23Likes?
01:10:24Thank you!
01:10:25Some appropriate music, maestro?
01:10:28Thank you!
01:10:29First, some nitroglycerine!
01:10:32A goodly amount of gunpowder!
01:10:36Some uranium-238!
01:10:41Shake well!
01:10:44That's right, an ordinary match!
01:10:46Girls, you'd better hold on to your boyfriends!
01:10:49Swallow the match!
01:10:50Sold!
01:10:55That's terrific, Debbie!
01:10:56They loved it!
01:10:58They want more!
01:11:01Here, Debbie!
01:11:02You deserve this more than I do!
01:11:04It just goes to show you,
01:11:06you gotta kill yourself to win an Oswald in this town!
01:11:12Woo!
01:11:12Woo!
01:11:17Woo!
01:11:20Woo!
01:11:24Woo!
01:11:25Woo!
01:11:34That's all, folks!
01:11:36Hey, I'm, uh, it's supposed to, that's my line!
01:11:39Well, then, say it!
01:11:43Dirty guys.
01:12:12Dirty guys.
01:12:59Dirty guys.
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