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00:00:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:00:51Oh, no, you don't.
00:01:09Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home.
00:01:20Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home.
00:01:27Oh, how do you do?
00:01:30Nice of you to drop by me humble abode, yeah.
00:01:33My name is Bunny, Bugs Bunny Esquire, to be exact, one of the Back Bay Bunnies, Back Bay
00:01:43of Brooklyn, that is.
00:01:45I have also been known by utter flattering names.
00:01:49For instance, I'm called that Waskowy Wabbit by a certain E, Elmer Fudd, who has spent many
00:01:56fruitless and rather frustrating years chasing me.
00:01:59I have also been known as an ornery carrot-eating varmint by a certain Yosemite Sam, who for
00:02:07some reason hates rabbits.
00:02:09I can't imagine why.
00:02:14What started all this chasing?
00:02:17When was the very first chase?
00:02:19Well, in order to answer that question, we'll have to swing back in time a little bitty bit.
00:02:52In the beginning, all was peaceful.
00:03:23It was peaceful and quiet, quiet dark, too.
00:03:24Circling around a fourth-rate star called the Sun.
00:03:28On a tenth-rate planet, a strange creature appeared.
00:03:32A strange creature called Man.
00:03:43I'll take it.
00:03:45And so Neanderthal person quickly invented the first chase.
00:03:51And the first competition.
00:03:53And the first killer.
00:03:56And the first woman's lib.
00:03:59And the first domesticity.
00:04:09And so Neanderthal persons, in order to alleviate boredom, invented the first graffiti.
00:04:17What's on the wall tonight, dear?
00:04:19Same old stuff.
00:04:21Westerns, sitcoms, soaps.
00:04:25And so the invention of boredom led to the invention of moving pictures.
00:04:33But after about 25,000 years of this, and having developed severe cricks in their necks,
00:04:39man and woman became bored again.
00:04:42Even with all those brilliant, ultra-modern, innovative ideas like the first motion picture cameras.
00:04:51I'm kind of tired of documentaries.
00:04:54Frankly, I wouldn't mind a few laughs myself.
00:04:56And so it came to pass that comedy was invented.
00:05:01And comedy beget pratfalls.
00:05:05And custard pies.
00:05:10And double takes.
00:05:14But most of all, comedy beget chases.
00:05:19And chases, and chases, and chases, and chases, and chases, until the mind boggledeth.
00:05:29And then one day, another strange and historic creature appeared.
00:05:33Me.
00:05:37Okay, rabbit, now I got you.
00:05:41What's up, dog?
00:05:43So you see, that's how chases began.
00:05:46And that's how I came into the picture.
00:05:49Just a mild-mannered forest creature, shy, easily frightened.
00:05:54A quiet, living rabbit, am I?
00:05:57And yet, I guess, in a way, I am an unusual rabbit on account of, uh,
00:06:04instead of having hundreds of children, uh, like your ordinary run-of-the-mill rabbit,
00:06:09I had several fathers.
00:06:12Fathers with odd names like, uh, Tex Avery, uh, Frizz Freeling, Chuck Jones,
00:06:20and, uh, Bob McKimson, the ones who directed most of me pictures.
00:06:26Fathers like Ted Pierce, Warren Foster, and Mike Maltese, who wrote most of me biography.
00:06:34And, uh, of course, a father named Mel Blank, who had thousands of voices,
00:06:39and was nice enough to give me one of them.
00:06:42This show you're gonna see now is about what just one of those fathers did with me and me cartoon
00:06:47associates.
00:06:49An animation director who goes by the, uh, unlikely name of Chuck Jones.
00:06:54And old Chuck seemed determined to get poor little old me into outer space, too.
00:07:08Dad, what a night.
00:07:10I'll never mix radish juice and carrot juice again.
00:07:19I hope the lake's warmed up a little this morning.
00:07:25Ten, nine, eight.
00:07:32Wow.
00:07:33The hole seems long this morning.
00:07:35Three, two, one, fire!
00:07:47Holy cow!
00:07:48I told I'd never reach the top of this.
00:07:52Hey!
00:07:52Who plugged up the hole?
00:07:57Well, the sun ain't even out yet.
00:08:00No wonder I'm so sleepy.
00:08:02Beep.
00:08:04Yikes!
00:08:05What was that?
00:08:08Well, ask a silly question.
00:08:21Something tells me I should have stood in bed.
00:08:24Where the heck am I, anyways?
00:08:27Well, wherever it is, I don't like it.
00:08:29And I'm getting out of here.
00:08:31Hey, maybe that character wearing a spittoon can help me.
00:08:34At last, after 2,000 years of work,
00:08:38the Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.
00:08:43Eh, pardon me, sir, but could you...
00:08:45At long last, my dream come true.
00:08:48Hey, Doc, wait!
00:08:49I wanna ask you something.
00:08:57Uh, pardon me, Doc, but could you rent me a U-Dry flying saucer?
00:09:02I've gotta get back to the Earth.
00:09:04The Earth?
00:09:05Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.
00:09:08Oh, well, uh, don't bother, then.
00:09:10No point in wasting money on a flying saucer when the Earth's not gonna...
00:09:14Quang!
00:09:16Eh, pardon me again, Doc, but, uh,
00:09:19Just what did you mean by that crack about the Earth being gone?
00:09:23Oh, uh, I'm going to blow it up.
00:09:25It obstructs my view of Venus.
00:09:27It does?
00:09:28That's a shame.
00:09:37Where's the kaboom?
00:09:39There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.
00:09:42The Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.
00:09:46That creature has stolen the space modulator.
00:09:50Delays, delays.
00:10:06Capture that creature and return the Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.
00:10:13Did he use the toys with the
00:11:05Well, that's dead.
00:11:34Oh dear, now I shall have to create more Martians.
00:11:43Hey, this Martian hot rod better get at least a million miles to the gallon, the only thing
00:11:47just across the street.
00:11:54Oh goody, my eludium Q-36 explosives space modulator.
00:12:01Well, back to the old drawing board.
00:12:10Boy, it's really wonderful to be back in civilization.
00:12:26Run for the hills, folks, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians.
00:12:37As you can see, being a rabbit is not just a bed of carrots, but other people, if you
00:12:45want to call a duck people, had close encounters with that little Martian too, as the ensuing,
00:12:51gripping, and noise-tingling grammar now demonstrates.
00:13:12I have sent for you, Dodgers, because we are facing a crisis.
00:13:15The world's supply of eludium Fosdex, the shaving cream atom, is alarmingly low.
00:13:22Now, we have reason to believe that the only remaining source is on Planet X, somewhere
00:13:27in this area.
00:13:28And you want me to find Planet X, is that it?
00:13:32Can you do it, Dodgers?
00:13:35Oh, in dooblabooblabooblase, sir.
00:13:37Because there's no one knows his way around outer space like Duck Dodgers in the 24th and
00:13:43a half century!
00:14:09KING
00:14:09Are you ready, eager young space cadet?
00:14:12I'm all set, your hero ship, sir.
00:14:15Then make way for Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century!
00:14:24Oops!
00:14:25Had the silly thing in reverse!
00:14:33and now then eager young space cadet here is the course we shall pursue to find planet x
00:14:38starting from where we are we go thirty three thousand six hundred turbo miles due up then
00:14:44west in an astro arc deviation to here then following the great circle seven radial lubes
00:14:48south by down east by astro astrobo to here here and here then by space navigable compass to here
00:14:55here and then to here and here by thirteen point strato cumulus bearing four million light years
00:15:00and thus to our destination now do you know how to reach planet x yeah yeah oh sure
00:15:10well i wish you'd explain it to me sometime buster it's very simple sir if we follow
00:15:15those planets we can't very well miss planet x oh that's ridiculous of all the stupid suggestions
00:15:26hey wait a minute i think i've got it i'll just bet that if we follow those planets we'll find
00:15:31planet x cad how do i do it i don't know
00:15:52i claim this planet in the name of the earth
00:16:02i claim this planet in the name of mars isn't that lovely look bud i've got news for you
00:16:10i have already claimed this bit of dirt for the earth and there just ain't room enough on this planet
00:16:15for the two of us i do believe you are right
00:16:21little does he realize that i have on my disintegration proof vest
00:16:25you may fire when ready grizzly
00:16:38oh you huh just when i had him going you had a butt in well get back in that spaceship
00:16:44yes sir your hero ship yes sir
00:16:49got the drop on you with my disintegrating pistol
00:16:52and brother when it disintegrates it's not disintegrating
00:16:57well what do you know it's disintegrated
00:17:05happy your birthday you uh thing from another world you
00:17:08oh thank you well i guess he's had enough i'll send him an ultimatum
00:17:46i'll see what the little stinker is up to on my super video detectos
00:17:55space it
00:17:56that's the last straw
00:17:57now i use my secret weapon
00:18:26As I was saying, Buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us, so...
00:18:30Off you go! And now, this planet is hereby claimed for the Earth in the name of Duck Dodgers in
00:18:37the 24th and a half century!
00:18:40It'll be a big deal.
00:18:45I don't remember just how Daffy got down from Planet X. Maybe they had to shoot him down.
00:18:52But anyway, he's back at his old stand as the Arrow Flynn of Duckdom.
00:18:57I remember, well, the first time he tried to sell himself as the logical successor to Arrow.
00:19:16Join up with me, so joyous and free, that's the way to old Sherwood High.
00:19:19For I'm Robin Hood, and I'm very good at avoiding the sheriff's eye.
00:19:24So we'll trip along merrily, or the Greensward so gracefully.
00:19:28To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it up and down.
00:19:34To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip
00:19:37it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip
00:19:41it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip
00:19:43it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip
00:19:46it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip
00:19:47it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip
00:19:47it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip
00:19:48it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it,
00:20:07Ho, ho, and ha, ha, eh?
00:20:09I'll ho, ho, and ha, ha, you, fat friar.
00:20:13With my trusty quarterstaff.
00:20:16Actually, it's a buck and a quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.
00:20:21Ho, ha, ha, guard, turn, parry, dodge, steal, ha, thrust.
00:20:32Hmm, let's see now.
00:20:34Something amiss here.
00:20:35Hmm, I'll run through it.
00:20:38Ho, ha, ha, guard, turn, parry, dodge, spin, ha, thrust.
00:20:43Got it.
00:20:44Now then.
00:20:45Ho, ha, ha, guard, turn, parry, dodge, steal.
00:21:17Oh, knock it off.
00:21:19How jolly can you get?
00:21:26Yeah, pretty old traveling clown.
00:21:29Couldst thou directest me to Robin Hood's hideout?
00:21:32I wouldst fail to join me up with his band of jolly outlaws.
00:21:36Look no further, good friar, for I am he for whomst thou seekest.
00:21:41I am Robin Hood.
00:21:43Oh, eh, cut it out.
00:21:44I'm serious.
00:21:45If you don't know where he is, just say so.
00:21:48But honest and truly, I am Robin Hood.
00:21:51Sure you are.
00:21:53Look, give me a chance, can't you?
00:21:55I'll prove I'm Robin Hood.
00:21:57See, yon rich, unwary traveler.
00:22:02I'll rob him of his gold and give it to some poor, unworthy slob.
00:22:05That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood.
00:22:10Now then, Fasso, watch as I put a cloth-yard shaft through his wishbone.
00:22:16I-I'm watching, Jester.
00:22:27Oh, I don't know how I could have doubted you.
00:22:30Shall we spend the gold all in one place?
00:22:33Ho-ho, very funny. Ha-ha, it is to laugh.
00:22:42Yikes! In the way!
00:22:46Yikes! In the way!
00:22:49Yikes! In the way!
00:22:52Yikes! In the way!
00:22:55Yikes! In the way!
00:22:56Yikes! In the way!
00:23:00Yikes! In the way!
00:23:02Yikes! In the way!
00:23:09Yikes! In the way!
00:23:12Yikes! In the way!
00:23:15Yikes! In the way!
00:23:17Who are you?
00:23:34Ah-ha! Now!
00:23:44I'm sorry, but I can't join you.
00:23:46I'm convinced you're just not Robin Hood.
00:23:49Never mind joining me. I'll join you.
00:23:51Shake hands with Friar Duck.
00:23:58Well, uh, Daffy decided to have one more shot at the musketeer business.
00:24:02But, uh, this time, he got involved with a very mysterious opponent.
00:24:07Namely, uh, well, uh, see for yourself.
00:24:13Stand back, musketeers!
00:24:15They shall sample my blade!
00:24:17Touché!
00:24:22Musketeers?
00:24:23My guard?
00:24:24My blade?
00:24:27Hey!
00:24:29Psst!
00:24:29Whoever's in charge here?
00:24:32The scenery!
00:24:33Where's the scenery?
00:24:38Stand back, musketeers!
00:24:40They shall sample my blade?
00:24:44Hmm?
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:47Have it your way.
00:24:49Daffy Duck, he had a farm.
00:24:52E-I-A-I-O.
00:24:54And on this farm, he had an igloo.
00:24:57E-I-E-I-O.
00:25:00Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds?
00:25:04Hmm?
00:25:06Daffy through the snow.
00:25:08E-I-A-I-I-A-I-I-A.
00:25:09Through the fields we go.
00:25:11Laughing all the way.
00:25:13E-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.
00:25:18Farewell to the sea.
00:25:19Farewell to the sea.
00:25:20The wind will carry back our sad refrain.
00:25:22One last damn breeze.
00:25:24Before we say,
00:25:25Hmm.
00:25:26Hmm.
00:25:27Buster,
00:25:28it may come as a complete surprise to you
00:25:30to find that this is an animated cartoon.
00:25:33And that in animated cartoons,
00:25:34they have scenery.
00:25:36And in all the years I...
00:25:39All right, wise guy.
00:25:40Where am I?
00:25:51GUNSHOT
00:25:53GUNSHOT
00:25:58GUNSHOT
00:26:23And I've never been so humiliated in all my life!
00:26:29Look, Mac, just what's going on around here?
00:26:32Let's get organized, hmm?
00:26:33How about some scenery?
00:26:39That's dandy.
00:26:40Ho ho, that's rich, I'll say.
00:26:42Now, how about some colors, stupid?
00:26:44Hey!
00:26:48Not me, you swap artist!
00:26:52Well, where's the rest of me?
00:26:55It isn't as though I haven't lived up to my contract, goodness knows.
00:26:58And goodness knows it isn't as though I haven't kept myself trim, goodness knows.
00:27:02I've done that.
00:27:03That's strange.
00:27:04All of a sudden, I don't quite feel like myself.
00:27:07Oh, I feel all right.
00:27:09And yet I...
00:27:10I, uh...
00:27:10Hey!
00:27:11You know better than that!
00:27:15Well?
00:27:18Hmm, sea picture, eh?
00:27:20I always wanted to do a sea epic.
00:27:22Now, Mr. Rembrandt, if you'll kindly oblige with a little appropriate scenery over the sea, let's go, men!
00:27:29We're shoving right off, we're shoving right off!
00:27:31Again!
00:27:36Hey!
00:27:37Come here!
00:27:38Come here!
00:27:39Give me a close-up!
00:27:40A close-up!
00:27:43This is a close-up?
00:27:45A close-up, you jerk!
00:27:47A close-up!
00:27:51Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin!
00:27:54Now, look, buster, let's have an understanding.
00:27:59Now what?
00:28:00Brother, what a way to run a railroad!
00:28:03Now, as I was saying...
00:28:17All right.
00:28:19Let's get this picture started!
00:28:22No!
00:28:23No!
00:28:25Listen, pal.
00:28:26Let's discuss this thing sakily, huh?
00:28:28Ut, I tell you what.
00:28:30You go your way and I'll go mine.
00:28:32Live and let live.
00:28:33Right?
00:28:34Right. Ladies and gentlemen, there will be no further delays, so I shall attempt to entertain you in my own
00:28:40inimitable dispassion.
00:28:45Now what? What are you doing down there? Down here? What are you doing up there? Down here.
00:28:53Listen, bud, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puff. Don't let that bother you, Jack.
00:28:59Okay, buddy, you asked for it.
00:29:05Oh, brother, I'm a buzz boy.
00:29:17Uh-oh. Time to hit the old silk.
00:29:20Geronimo!
00:29:31The thunder is spreading touch on the tree. There's no extremity of slant. The smith of my little man, his
00:29:36name is strong as soon as...
00:29:41And...
00:29:41All right. Enough is enough. This is the final. The very, very last straw.
00:29:47Who is responsible for this? I demand that you show yourself. Who are you?
00:29:58Ain't I a stinker?
00:30:00Now, one of the problems I always had with animators is that they can't ever seem to tell the difference
00:30:06between a rabbit and a mole.
00:30:08Very humiliating. Having to bury your way wherever you want to go.
00:30:13And somehow I always forgot to take that left toy in that Albuquerque.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:31:00Well, here I am.
00:31:03Hey, just a cotton-picking minute.
00:31:07This don't look like the Coachella Valley to me.
00:31:11Hmm, I knew I should have taken that left turn of Albuquerque.
00:31:17Oh, well, I'll just ask this gent and the fancy knickerbockers.
00:31:21Eh, I think it...
00:31:23Eh, pardon me, sir, but could you direct me to the shortest route to the Coachella Valley and the Big
00:31:29Carrot Festival, Darien?
00:31:34Eh, what's up, Doc?
00:31:38Stop steaming up my tail!
00:31:42What are you trying to do, wrinkle it?
00:31:44Eh, you see now, uh, Coachella Valley.
00:31:48Hmm.
00:31:52And to Las Vegas, San Bernardino.
00:31:57Of course you'll realize this means war.
00:32:00Come on.
00:32:05Hey!
00:32:08Hey!
00:32:13Hey!
00:32:14Hey!
00:32:16Hey!
00:32:17Hey!
00:32:17Hey!
00:32:18Hey!
00:32:18Hey!
00:32:18Oh.
00:32:20Hey!
00:32:26Hey!
00:32:27Hey!
00:32:27Hey!
00:32:29What are you talking about?
00:32:35Ah, neat public.
00:33:05What a gullib bull.
00:33:08What an in-cow poop.
00:33:15Eh, pardon me, Mac.
00:33:31Oh, my God.
00:33:32Oh, my God.
00:33:36Oh, my God.
00:33:53Oh, my God.
00:34:06Okay, Taro, whenever you can spare the time.
00:34:11Booby trap.
00:34:27Uh-oh.
00:34:54What an imbecile.
00:34:56What an ultramaroon.
00:34:58Uh-oh.
00:35:00What an ultramaroon.
00:35:27What an ultramaroon.
00:35:32What an ultramaroon.
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00:44:22Okay, I'll start it this time.
00:44:26Right.
00:44:27Wabbit season!
00:44:29Duck season!
00:44:30Wabbit season!
00:44:32Wabbit season!
00:44:34Wabbit season!
00:44:34Duck season!
00:44:35Fire!
00:44:41Okay, this time you'll start it.
00:44:44Whatever you say.
00:44:47Wabbit.
00:44:48Duck!
00:44:49Fire!
00:44:52What's the matter?
00:44:53Everything's upside down.
00:44:55Strange.
00:44:56Can't make heads or tails of things.
00:44:58Hey, you!
00:44:59Come back here!
00:45:02Well, what do you know?
00:45:03No more bullets.
00:45:05No more bullets?
00:45:06Hey, laughing boy!
00:45:08No more bullets.
00:45:09No more bullets?
00:45:11Here, let me see that thing.
00:45:15Well, what do you know?
00:45:17One bullet weft.
00:45:18One bullet weft.
00:45:20Hey, laughing boy, there was...
00:45:22I know!
00:45:23I know!
00:45:31Devilishly clever.
00:45:33Uh-oh.
00:45:39What's up, Doc?
00:45:41Having any luck with those ducks?
00:45:43It's duck season, you know.
00:45:45Just a darn minute.
00:45:46Where do you get that duck season stuff?
00:45:49Says so right over there on that sign.
00:45:51You're so smart.
00:45:54You know what to do with that gun, Doc.
00:46:06You're despicable.
00:46:08Yes.
00:46:09You're despicable.
00:46:11Yes.
00:46:11And, and, and pickable.
00:46:12And, and you're very definitely despicable.
00:46:15How a person can get so, so despicable in one lifetime, it's beyond me.
00:46:19It isn't as though I...
00:46:20Oh I, I haven't met a lot of people.
00:46:22Goodness knows, it isn't that!
00:46:23It isn't that!
00:46:24It isn't that, that!
00:46:25Goodness knows.
00:46:26It isn't that!
00:46:27Goodness knows!
00:46:27It isn't that, that's...
00:46:28This...
00:46:28This is...
00:46:29This is despicable.
00:46:30Filet of duck borderlays made of the butter.
00:46:33Yum, yum.
00:46:35Duck polonaise under glass.
00:46:37Mmm, mmm.
00:46:39Rabbit saw grotten de gelatin under tooled leather.
00:46:44Drool, drool.
00:46:46Barbecued duck meat with broiled duckbill milanese.
00:46:50Yummy, yum.
00:46:52Chicken-fried rabbit with cottontail sauce braised in carrots.
00:46:56Mmm, mmm.
00:46:58I'm sorry, fellas, but I'm a vegetarian.
00:47:01I just hunt for the sport of it.
00:47:03Oh, yeah?
00:47:04Well, there's other sports besides hunting, you know.
00:47:08Anyone for tennis?
00:47:11Nice game.
00:47:13Now, you screwy rabbit, you're next.
00:47:23All right, come out or I'll blast you out.
00:47:27For shame, Doc.
00:47:30Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun.
00:47:32Elephant gun?
00:47:34That's right, Doc.
00:47:35So why don't you go shoot yourself an elephant?
00:47:37You do, and I'll give you such a pinch!
00:47:44Oh, just wait till I get that screwy rabbit and that screwball duck.
00:47:57Hey, what's a big idea?
00:47:59Why don't you look where you...
00:48:00Huh?
00:48:01Oh, how simply dreadful.
00:48:05You poor little man.
00:48:08Did I hurt you with my naughty gun?
00:48:10Aw, shucks.
00:48:12Well, I, uh...
00:48:16Uh...
00:48:17Yow!
00:48:19Gypsy, you naughty Bow Wow.
00:48:22Stop that!
00:48:25Okay, rabbit, I see through that disguise.
00:48:28Say your prayers.
00:48:30You too, duck.
00:48:32Webbit season.
00:48:34Duck season.
00:48:35Webbit season.
00:48:36Duck season.
00:48:37Webbit season!
00:48:38Duck season.
00:48:42Webbit season!
00:48:42Duck season!
00:48:44Uh-oh.
00:48:51Shh.
00:48:52Be very, very quiet.
00:48:54We're hunting Elmas.
00:48:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:49:01Now, here is a gentleman who knows what chasing is all about.
00:49:05He lives in France, where, uh, all good Americans go when they die.
00:49:10And, uh, in France, the only reason for chasing anybody is for love.
00:49:15Ha, my what y'all the psi!
00:49:18Let's go, let's go, oh like'll ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:49:19Hey tout, lala les vois-elléos!
00:49:21We'll follow my quizzes!
00:49:24And now to hopefully, even after whatוןies they're getting hurt.
00:49:26Make simple coops!
00:49:27Walalala lala lala.
00:49:29Holy phoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshoshosh!
00:49:33Vahecoin!
00:49:34Help!
00:49:34You are used.
00:49:35Help!
00:49:36Male komplain!
00:49:36You are used to help them!
00:49:37With a fuel of евboundЖemante.
00:49:39Horwist Production andaster of Wochenende.
00:49:41I'm almosthelwachm capaz!
00:49:42Sophie conceived!
00:49:44We are sold!
00:49:45For fang and l'ingender,
00:49:47Merci beaucoup les fangs!
00:49:49Sacre cerise!
00:49:51Les piou!
00:49:52A faire des amours,
00:49:55A faire des couets...
00:49:57Et quittez quelle terrible odeur!
00:49:58Je ne sais quoi...
00:50:01J'ai vissé l'espoir...
00:50:07On se met les vaux finés...
00:50:15Allez, gendarmes, allez! Retournez-moi à cette instance!
00:50:18Oh, pauvre moi!
00:50:20Je suis le bankrupt!
00:50:23Les moules!
00:50:24Les prrrrrrr!
00:50:26Ah!
00:50:27Les poussies féroceuses!
00:50:29Remove that skunk!
00:50:31That pull-cat pull from the premises!
00:50:33Avak!
00:50:43Quelle est-ce?
00:50:45Ah!
00:50:46Les belles femmes skunk fétales!
00:50:56Ah, my little darling!
00:50:58It is love at first sight, is it not?
00:51:00No?
00:51:02Do not come with me to the casbah!
00:51:05We shall make beautiful musics together right here!
00:51:10Ah, c'est l'amour!
00:51:11Ah, c'est toujours!
00:51:13Ah, c'est l'amour!
00:51:17Huh?
00:51:18This little love bondelle!
00:51:20Now she is seeking for us a trysting place!
00:51:24Touchy, is it not?
00:51:26Come, my little peanut of brittle!
00:51:28I will help you!
00:51:30Wait for me!
00:51:31Wait!
00:51:32Where are you, pigeon?
00:51:33I am looking for you!
00:51:35I am going...
00:51:37Huh?
00:51:37I am going...
00:51:39What?
00:51:40I am going...
00:51:47I am going...
00:51:53I am going...
00:51:57I am going...
00:52:02Oh, wait!
00:52:04I am going...
00:52:06I am going...
00:52:07There is a удар!
00:52:29I missed, fortunately for you.
00:52:31So now, Mocheree, we can begin life anew.
00:52:56Hello, Mocheree, I am the locksmith of love, no?
00:53:03Come, darling, we must be grown up about this thing.
00:53:06Do not run away from the love.
00:53:08Here.
00:53:09What is this?
00:53:11Oh, but of course, this little one wished to commit suicide to prove a love for me.
00:53:16What a sweet gesture.
00:53:18Nevertheless, I must prevent it.
00:53:21Saved!
00:53:23Viva l'amour!
00:53:25We die together!
00:53:32I am not dead?
00:53:34No.
00:53:35What's this?
00:53:37Is that you, Pigeon?
00:53:38Is that...
00:53:39Huh?
00:53:41Oh, pardon, Seymama, but have you seen a beautiful young lady skunk?
00:53:46Where are you, Pigeon?
00:53:48Hmm?
00:53:49I am looking somewhere to find you.
00:53:51Yoo-hoo, rabbit!
00:53:53Where are you?
00:53:54Hmm?
00:53:56Aha!
00:53:57Perhaps you have returned in here.
00:53:59Are you here then, golden girl?
00:54:01Eh?
00:54:02Who's this?
00:54:04Oh, it is you again.
00:54:07What can I do to help you?
00:54:12Eh?
00:54:13Why do you like ze?
00:54:15Oh, no.
00:54:17Control yourself, madame.
00:54:18You cannot be an earnest.
00:54:20A joke, yes?
00:54:23No.
00:54:29You know, it is possible to be too attractive.
00:55:03Hey, you know what that was?
00:55:05The minute waltz.
00:55:06It played in 30 seconds.
00:55:08New world record.
00:55:13There are people who just don't like music, as I found out one day.
00:55:17It's really not in Rio.
00:55:19Rinky-pinky-pinky.
00:55:20What do they do when there is no starry sky?
00:55:23Oh, starry sky.
00:55:25Where do they go when they can't go for a walk?
00:55:27Do they stay home and talk?
00:55:29Or do they sit and sigh?
00:55:31No.
00:55:31I'm in high.
00:55:32I'm in high.
00:55:33What do they eat in Rio?
00:55:39Who's this?
00:55:41Who's this?
00:55:41Who's this?
00:55:42Who's this?
00:55:46Who's this?
00:55:47Who's this?
00:55:50What do they do when there is no starry sky?
00:55:58and what are they doing to you wanna
00:56:01when they wanna snuggle tight?
00:56:03Well, look.
00:56:18Music leader.
00:56:46Music
00:56:47What's up, Jack?
00:56:53Hmm, also a rabbit-hater.
00:56:55Oh, well.
00:56:58Shh, shh, shh.
00:57:05Uh-oh.
00:57:14Of course, you know, this means war.
00:57:28Leopold, Leopold!
00:57:34Leopold!
00:57:36Leopold!
00:57:37Leopold!
00:57:38Leopold!
00:57:39Leopold!
00:57:42Le-Leopold!
00:57:55Le-Leopold!
00:58:06Leopold!
00:58:08He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he!
00:58:16Oh, oh, oh, ah, la, la, la, la.
00:58:27Oh!
00:58:30Oh!
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:34Oh!
00:58:39Oh!
00:58:59Oh!
00:59:29Oh!
00:59:29Oh!
00:59:30Oh!
00:59:30Oh!
00:59:33Oh!
00:59:43Oh!
00:59:45Oh!
00:59:48Well, you either hate opera or you love it.
00:59:51I love it.
00:59:52I loved it so much, I took the entire 18 hours of Richard Wagner's
00:59:57ring of nibbling and squashed it down to seven minutes.
01:00:35Be very quiet.
01:00:39I'm hunting rabbits.
01:00:55Wabbitarks.
01:00:58Killed the rabbit, killed the rabbit, killed the rabbit!
01:01:07Yo-ho-toe, yo-ho-toe, yo-ho-toe, yo-ho
01:01:12Oh, mighty warrior of great fighting stock
01:01:18Might I inquire to ask him
01:01:21What's up, Doc?
01:01:24I'm going to kill the rabbit
01:01:26Oh, mighty hunter, it will be quite a task
01:01:31How will you do it?
01:01:33Might I inquire to ask
01:01:36I will do it with my spear and magic helmet
01:01:40Your spear and magic helmet?
01:01:42Spear and magic helmet
01:01:43Magic helmet
01:01:44Magic helmet
01:01:45Magic helmet
01:01:47Yes, magic helmet
01:01:50And I'll give you a sample
01:02:07That was the rabbit
01:02:08Do it with my spear and magic helmet
01:02:38Bornhilda, you're so all the way.
01:02:43Yes, I know it. I can't help it.
01:02:47Oh, Bornhilda, be my love.
01:03:35Bornhilda, you're so all the way.
01:03:42Bornhilda, you're so all the way.
01:03:44Return, my love, a longing burns deep inside me.
01:03:52Return, my love, I want you always beside me.
01:04:01The world like ours must be made for you and for me.
01:04:13Return, won't you return my love?
01:04:18For my love is yours.
01:04:37I'll kill the rabbit.
01:04:40A wise storm.
01:04:43North winds blow, south winds blow.
01:04:46Typhoons, hurricanes, earthquakes.
01:04:50Smog!
01:04:56Strike the lightning!
01:04:58Strike the rabbit!
01:05:18What have I done?
01:05:20I've killed the rabbit.
01:05:25Poor little bunny.
01:05:29Poor little rabbit.
01:05:44Well, what did you expect in an opera?
01:05:46A happy ending?
01:05:52I will say this for Elmer.
01:05:54He really doesn't want us for food.
01:05:56He just does it because he's a sportsman.
01:05:59As different than some people who go hunting because they're really hungry.
01:06:03Like a coyote, for instance.
01:06:05Who will eat anything.
01:06:07Including me.
01:06:28What's up, Doc?
01:06:30Allow me to introduce myself.
01:06:32My name is Wile E. Coyote.
01:06:34Genius.
01:06:35I am not selling anything, nor am I working my way through college.
01:06:39So, let's get down to cases.
01:06:40You are a rabbit, and I am going to eat you for supper.
01:06:44Now, don't try to get away.
01:06:45I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are,
01:06:50and I'm a genius.
01:06:52While you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten.
01:06:56So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.
01:07:01I'm sorry, Mac.
01:07:02The lady of the house ain't home.
01:07:03And besides, we mailed you people a check last week.
01:07:12Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
01:07:25You genius.
01:07:27You've done it again.
01:07:45Oh, my God.
01:08:07What's cooking, Jack?
01:08:09Rabbits, too.
01:08:12Dad, I'm such a genius.
01:08:16Smells mighty good, but there's only one little thing wrong with it.
01:08:21There is?
01:08:22What?
01:08:23No rabbit.
01:08:29I'm looking over a tree leaf clover that I overlooked, B-3.
01:08:39Well, back to the old drawing board.
01:08:50Genius.
01:08:51That's what it is.
01:08:52Sheer genius.
01:09:10Wile E. Coyote, super genius.
01:09:14I like the way that rolls out.
01:09:17Wile E. Coyote, super genius.
01:09:30Wile E. Coyote, super genius.
01:09:41Allow me to introduce myself.
01:09:44My name is Mud.
01:09:46And remember, Mud spelled backwards is dumb.
01:09:54Well, even a genius gets the message after a while and realizes that eating rabbit, cooked
01:10:00or raw, isn't such a smart idea.
01:10:03Raw rabbit?
01:10:04What a revolting idea.
01:10:06So old Wile E. Coyote decided that he'd better pursue something more his size.
01:10:12For instance...
01:10:13Meep, meep.
01:10:19Meep, meep.
01:10:24Meep, meep.
01:10:34Meep, meep.
01:10:57Meep, meep.
01:10:58Meep, meep.
01:11:01Meep, meep.
01:11:03Meep, meep.
01:11:11Meep, meep.
01:11:13Meep, meep.
01:11:23Meep, meep.
01:11:23Oh, my God.
01:11:53Oh, my God.
01:12:23Oh, my God.
01:12:45Oh, my God.
01:12:53Oh, my God.
01:13:00Oh, my God.
01:13:01Oh, my God.
01:13:05Oh, my God.
01:13:08Oh, my God.
01:13:12Oh, my God.
01:13:16Oh, my God.
01:13:26Oh, my God.
01:13:27Oh, my God.
01:13:34Oh, my God.
01:13:36Oh, my God.
01:14:06Oh, my God.
01:14:36Oh, my God.
01:15:13Oh, my God.
01:15:30Oh, my God.
01:15:48Oh, my God.
01:16:43Oh, my God.
01:16:45Oh, my God.
01:17:15Oh, my God.
01:17:36Oh, my God.
01:18:18Oh, my God.
01:18:33Oh, my God.
01:19:03Oh, my God.
01:19:06Oh, my God.
01:20:02Oh, my God.
01:20:05Oh, my God.
01:20:38Oh, my God.
01:21:16Oh, my God.
01:21:26Oh, my God.
01:21:56Oh, my God.
01:22:25Oh, my God.
01:22:52Oh, my God.
01:23:36Oh, my God.
01:24:03Oh, my God.
01:24:23Oh, my God.
01:24:45Oh, my God.
01:25:10Oh, my God.
01:26:02Oh, my God.
01:26:14Oh, my God.
01:26:36Oh, my God.
01:26:55Oh, my God.
01:27:43Oh, my God.
01:27:58Oh, my God.
01:28:27Oh, my God.
01:28:33Oh, my God.
01:28:35Oh, my God.
01:29:04Oh, my God.
01:29:19Oh, my God.
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