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00:35Good evening.
00:38Welcome to Have I Got News For You.
00:40I'm Roy Wood Jr.
00:41I'm from the United States, and I'm sorry.
00:45In the news this week, in Kemp, Reform's local council makes good on its promise to provide
00:50brand new leisure facilities.
00:57As the battle continues between man and machine, there's worrying evidence that humans should
01:04not get complacent.
01:14And while doing a bit of spring gardening, Prince William can't help but think about
01:19his Uncle Andrew's testicles.
01:29On Ian's team tonight, a journalist for Channel 4 News who recently wrote a book about Keir
01:34Starmer.
01:34Now, Starmer hasn't had time to read the book yet, but after the elections in May, he may
01:39have all the time in the world.
01:40So, please welcome Anushka Astara.
01:47On Paul's team tonight is a writer and satirist whose father came to Scotland in the late
01:5340s and ran a pizza factory in Glasgow, or as the locals call it, a health food store.
01:59Please welcome Armando Anucci.
02:06As always, we begin with the bigger stories of the week.
02:09Ian and Anushka, what is the story?
02:12That's an address to the nation.
02:15Right, that's a 10-gallon hat.
02:16No-one can afford that anymore.
02:19That's the secretary for war.
02:21Secretary for pumping iron.
02:23Keir Starmer on TikTok.
02:24Yes, I've seen that.
02:27This is the war in Iran.
02:29What did President Trump not foresee when he decided to take on Iran?
02:35Now, bear in mind, we only have half an hour.
02:38He didn't actually foresee anything.
02:40No.
02:41He didn't even foresee the end of the sentence that he was making.
02:45He literally thought that the way to stop wars is to start them.
02:49And historically, that hasn't proved to be true.
02:52No.
02:53Now, before we go any further, I think it's important to note right now that Donald Trump
02:57is currently suing the BBC for $5 billion.
03:01Yes.
03:01So our official opinion about the war is that it's going tickety-boo.
03:05Everything is great.
03:07Everything is great.
03:08That man is a genius.
03:09But he's also a malignant narcissist, isn't he?
03:12Yeah.
03:13I love your idea that this program has a view.
03:18I don't know about y'all's view.
03:20I'm telling you my view.
03:21Because you know my American version of this show is named in that BBC lawsuit.
03:24So that's why I'm actually over here, is to straighten that shit out.
03:28I'm trying to get my name out the paperwork, baby.
03:31My president is doing a good job with the work.
03:38He literally has claimed in this state of the nation that all of America's war aims have
03:44been fulfilled.
03:45It's impossible because they didn't have any.
03:47Yeah.
03:47And he said he didn't start it.
03:49They started it.
03:50And what he did was pre-start it because they were going to start it.
03:55So he wanted to get in early.
03:56And he is having negotiations with people who aren't imaginary.
04:00No.
04:00That's true.
04:02I'd like to make that clear, just in case the libel suit continues.
04:05He's not a fantasist who imagines that the voices in his head are the opposition negotiating.
04:11That's not his modus operandi.
04:13No, because he's a malignant narcissist.
04:15Yeah.
04:17When you said he's negotiating with himself.
04:20Yes.
04:21And even if he's negotiating with himself, he's the only person I know who negotiates with
04:24himself and comes out with a worse deal.
04:26No, I don't know.
04:29Anushka, you are the Washington correspondent for Channel 4.
04:33Correct.
04:33Which means you carry a special burden of having to make sense of...
04:39I'm a Trump watcher.
04:40I spend hours every day watching him.
04:43What is that like?
04:44Well, it costs a lot in therapy.
04:48According to CNN, the Pentagon significantly underestimated Iran's willingness to close
04:54the Strait of Hormuz, which is a vital shipping route for Gulf countries and global trade.
04:59And here's a bloke called Chris Walker posting on X saying, I'm just some guy on his couch in Canada.
05:13But let's hear from the president himself about how effective the war has been going.
05:18I can say tonight that we are on track to complete all of America's military objectives shortly, very shortly.
05:25We are going to hit them extremely hard over the next two to three weeks.
05:31We are going to bring them back to the Stone Ages where they belong.
05:35It's a curious construction map saying, we're going to bring them back to the Stone Age where they belong.
05:41It's as though he's welcoming them home to the American Stone Age.
05:46What goal is Donald Trump claiming to have achieved?
05:50Well, a victory.
05:51A regime change.
05:52Because it's new people.
05:53You've got someone completely different who's called Ayatollah Khomeini.
05:58Who's the son of the man you killed.
06:00Yeah.
06:00It's a good tactic to replace someone who you've murdered with their children.
06:04Because on the whole, they like you for that.
06:07They tend to be more sort of soft and reformist.
06:10Bitly dem, this iron dollar.
06:13According to Donald Trump, there's been a regime change.
06:16Because the person at the head of the regime has changed.
06:22I wonder what that's like.
06:25That must be nice, though, just to have a regime change there.
06:29That'd be nicer in America.
06:32We've had several of those and they don't work.
06:36Donald Trump Jr., would that be a regime change?
06:39Oh.
06:41Let's move on.
06:42Yeah.
06:44Here's Jeremy Vine covering reaction to the news of the death of the Supreme Leader.
06:50We've got to show you some footage here, by the way, from Iran, of people dancing like Trump.
06:57So...
07:01This is the...
07:03I believe this is...
07:05Is this in Iran?
07:06No.
07:06It's in Iran.
07:14So that...
07:15I gather that's in Iran and they're doing the Trump dance, which is just basically a very slight move of
07:19the hips.
07:20And...
07:20Oh, where is it?
07:21Where is it?
07:22It's not Iran.
07:25It's crucially not Iran.
07:26And that's very important, because if it's in Iran, they might all be killed.
07:31I always love whenever somebody describes the Trump dance, they just talk about the hips.
07:35Nobody talks about the double jacking that's going on.
07:38That's an American phrase.
07:40Can you explain that?
07:40Yeah, that's an American...
07:40Well, what do y'all call it here?
07:43Fiddler and the diddler?
07:44I don't know.
07:46We generally call it the Reform Party.
07:51As a whole.
07:54Now, how has Keir Starmer handled this situation?
07:59He seems to have done something which the vast majority of the population of Britain agree with.
08:04Which is a first for Starmer?
08:08The newspapers all gave him terrific flack in this country to start with.
08:11They just said, why isn't Starmer invading Iran himself?
08:14And then they realised that this was actually quite a bad idea, so they did this massive U-turn.
08:19Does he get bonus points for standing up to Trump?
08:21Oh, I think so.
08:22It's not our war.
08:23And also saying, you know, Britain's aircraft carriers, they're rubbish.
08:26Where's the big American aircraft carrier?
08:29Oh, it's in Dock.
08:30Because they had a fire in the laundry room.
08:34I expect the Iranian Navy is quaking.
08:38Quaking.
08:38How do you start a fire in a laundry room, given that there's a lot of wet clothing around?
08:44Trump actually said that the Iranian Navy was floating at the bottom of the sea, which...
08:50Indicates how much he knows about ships, really.
08:53Lastly, even if Trump does try and run for a third term, he's confirmed it.
08:58We have confirmation that he won't be voting for himself.
09:01I don't want a stupid person being president.
09:12It's a solid reason.
09:13So this is the U.S.-Israel war in Iran.
09:16Every country in the world is now hoping the war in Iran ends soon.
09:20Well, apart from a green one.
09:24Keep it up.
09:27According to The Independent, the Strait of Hormuz is 21 miles across at its narrowest point.
09:33And now that Iran's Revolutionary Guard has successfully stopped all vessels from navigating it,
09:39they've been invited by Shabana Mahmood to patrol the channel.
09:44The rising price of oil is beginning to hurt motorists at the petrol pump,
09:48so on the plus side, now's not that bad of a time for Tiger Woods to lose his licence.
09:56Paul and Armando, give the click.
09:59OK, Keir Starmer, pride in Britain in Wolverhampton.
10:04Stop talking to me, I'm busy.
10:06That's for us.
10:07I think urinating, in true.
10:11And that's the lead with the Green Party.
10:14Dancing.
10:14Dancing, yeah.
10:15This week all the major parties launched their local election campaigns,
10:19and so did Labour.
10:23What are Labour Party chiefs expecting from these elections?
10:28Regime change.
10:29Regime change.
10:34They are expecting sweeping losses,
10:36and that is the best-case scenario.
10:39What might a heavy defeat mean for Starmer?
10:43Yeah, the leadership challenge from Eva Angela Rayner.
10:46Or West Streeting.
10:47Or West Streeting.
10:48Or Ed Miliband.
10:50Or Andy Burnham.
10:51I might give it a go, actually.
10:54Whose mobile phone has been hard to trace?
10:57Oh, this is McSweeney.
10:58Morgan McSweeney's.
10:59He was robbed of his phone last year and reported it to police.
11:04Yeah.
11:04But they need the phone because it has all, you know, texts about Peter Mandelson.
11:08And there was a lot of disbelief about this, wasn't there?
11:1175% of people, I saw a poll today, think that he faked it.
11:16I didn't believe it because there was an account of the police taking this seriously,
11:19and I thought, but it would be nice to have the messages between Morgan McSweeney,
11:26who was a friend of Mandelson's, and strongly advocated that he became ambassador to the U.S.
11:32And it would be nice to know that, just in the light of Keir Starmer's judgment on paedophiles
11:39and their friends.
11:40Who else is said to have been in the running for the U.S. ambassador's job when Mandelson was selected?
11:47Gary Glitter.
11:52It was also George Osborne.
11:55Oh, yeah.
11:56Oh, yeah.
11:57And TV adventurer Bear Grylls.
12:00Bear Grylls?
12:01What expertise would he have brought to that job?
12:04All the banquets would just be roadkill.
12:09Yeah, George Osborne and Bear Grylls were in the running,
12:12but ultimately the job went to Bear Legs.
12:15Yes.
12:17Copyright Epstein Files 2026.
12:20I can't help the field have blocked out the wrong part there.
12:24I can't believe that was the shortlist.
12:27George Osborne, Bear Grylls and Peter Mandelson
12:31for the top job in diplomacy in Britain.
12:34Worst ever edition of Blind Date.
12:39In February, Mandelson was arrested.
12:42There is no charge as yet.
12:44One possible charge is misconduct in public office.
12:46Not that I don't think people should be held accountable for misconduct in public office,
12:50but there are over 1,200 Epstein survivors and not one person is facing justice for actually abusing women.
12:56It's a disgrace.
12:57Sure.
13:01Let's talk about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.
13:03No, let's not.
13:05Off you go.
13:06Andrew was arrested in February.
13:08Following his arrest,
13:09a prankster put the famous photograph of him emerging from police custody on display in the Louvre.
13:16Here it is.
13:18Oh, my God.
13:21With the picture titled He's Sweating Now.
13:27Now, as the local elections are coming up,
13:30the BBC needs to observe strict impartiality.
13:33Very fair, journalistically.
13:34So, it is important that we take a look at how shit all the other parties are.
13:42It's fair.
13:46And we have to talk about the smaller parties, like the Conservatives.
13:51We have to talk about the Conservatives, like the Conservatives, like the Conservatives.
13:51Posters are projecting that the Tories could lose three-quarters of the seats they're defending.
13:56Meanwhile, who's riding high after the Gorton and Denton by-election?
14:01The Green Party.
14:02Yes, the Greens, who won their seat with their new MP, Hannah Spencer.
14:06Because I was in America, five hours behind, I could watch John Craig on Sky News Live in the middle
14:12of the night,
14:12and I thought her speech was very, very impressive, and apparently what every party's trying to copy.
14:17Yeah, and she's a plumber, and she said she wants to change the system.
14:23But what major cause has united Kimmy Baton, Nigel Farage, and Ed Davey?
14:31Think about pounds.
14:32New design for the pound coin?
14:34There we go.
14:35Ah, yes.
14:36The threat to replace historical figures, including Winston Churchill, on banknotes with pictures of British wildlife.
14:45Ed Davey, in particular, saw the historical significance of this.
14:49Winston Churchill helped save our country and the whole of Europe from fascism.
14:55He deserves better than being replaced by a badger.
15:03Is he that right?
15:04Is he that right?
15:05Should she not be putting...
15:06He's not, I have to take a picture, he's not being replaced.
15:09Winston Churchill's not being taken out of the history book.
15:11No.
15:12And replaced with pictures.
15:13You will not go to Trafalgar Square or outside Westminster, and the statue of Churchill will be done with a
15:18massive badger.
15:20That's right.
15:20Right?
15:21It's just on the money, which none of us use anymore.
15:24Anyway, that picture of Mandelson and his pants could go on the five-pound note and it wouldn't make a
15:31difference.
15:34I mean...
15:38Now, at last, we come to the big story of the week.
15:41What's that?
15:42Bin collections.
15:44Bin collections?
15:45Yes.
15:45A new bin regulation has just come into force.
15:48Councils now have to empty food recycling bins weekly.
15:52It's the biggest shake-up in recycling policy since Swindon allowed yoghurt pots.
15:57LAUGHTER
15:58Now, you have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
16:03But many councils are simply not ready for this brand new world.
16:07So let's have a quick game of ready or not ready.
16:10Are you ready?
16:11Yeah, ready or not ready.
16:12Ready, okay.
16:12I'm going to call out a council.
16:13You tell me whether or not they're ready or not ready to deal with the new bin policy.
16:17LAUGHTER
16:17Okay.
16:19North Hampshire council.
16:20Ready or not ready?
16:21Ready.
16:21Not ready.
16:22Not ready.
16:22Yeah.
16:23I don't know why y'all put two Norths, but that's none of my business.
16:25LAUGHTER
16:27Next council.
16:28West Northamptonshire council.
16:30Ready or not?
16:30That doesn't exist.
16:31That doesn't exist.
16:32Definitely not ready.
16:33They're definitely ready.
16:35Ready.
16:35Yes.
16:36You're ready.
16:37I've found my specialist subject.
16:38I'm marketing.
16:39LAUGHTER
16:41Finally.
16:42Westmoreland and Furnace.
16:43Not ready.
16:44Ready.
16:44Not ready.
16:45But trick question.
16:46Yeah.
16:46Oh.
16:46They've got a transitional agreement, which means the government won't put them down.
16:52Oh, there we are.
16:54This is the precarious position of the government ahead of the local elections in May.
16:59The newest MP in the Commons is the Green Party's Hannah Spencer, who used to be a plumber.
17:04She'll now earn £98,000 a year, but she'll do it for 90 cash.
17:10LAUGHTER
17:14The mysterious saga of Morgan McSweeney's missing phone continues.
17:19Apparently, when he reported it stolen to police, he didn't tell them he was Keir Starmer's chief of staff.
17:25Well, would you?
17:27LAUGHTER
17:28This photo of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was mysteriously framed and hung in a gallery at the Louvre.
17:35Although, as expected with anything related to Jeffrey Epstein, the CCTV camera cut out moments before the hanging occurred.
17:42LAUGHTER
17:44So we arrive at round two.
17:46It's time for Where in the World.
17:49MUSIC
17:51Now, to see where the hell we're going next, I'm going to use the same method as the President of
17:56the United States.
17:57LAUGHTER
17:59I will just throw a dart at a map.
18:03LAUGHTER
18:05America's not invading the moon, is it?
18:08LAUGHTER
18:08Are they fed up with the regime there?
18:11LAUGHTER
18:12This is the news that man is going back to the moon.
18:16One of the astronauts, Reed Wiseman, said,
18:18We're going for all humanity, but I think all humanity wants to go with you.
18:22LAUGHTER
18:22We want to go there.
18:23Was it a rocket launch or a deportation?
18:25I wasn't...
18:26LAUGHTER
18:28On Wednesday, Artemis II blasted off from Florida's Kennedy Space Center.
18:33Here's the BBC Science Editor, uh, talking us through the launch.
18:37Seven.
18:37Ooh!
18:38LAUGHTER
18:42Oh, my goodness!
18:44Oh, my goodness!
18:45APPLAUSE
18:46Oh, my goodness!
18:48Oh, my goodness!
18:48Oh!
18:50LAUGHTER
18:57That is spectacular!
18:59Was that what she said on a honeymoon night?
19:03LAUGHTER
19:03LAUGHTER
19:07LAUGHTER
19:19APPLAUSE
19:27What is the aim of this mission?
19:29What is the aim of the artist?
19:30Uh, they want to prove to Trump that it's not flat.
19:34Um...
19:35They are ultimately trying to have a proper base on the moon, and they are testing that
19:41people can survive.
19:42And I think, on the dark side, they're looking for a place to dump all the rest of the Epstein
19:47files.
19:47LAUGHTER
19:54What confession did Artemis II Commander Reed Wiseman make before liftoff?
20:01Afraid of heights?
20:02LAUGHTER
20:03Yes!
20:04Oh, no!
20:06Of course we know!
20:08APPLAUSE
20:09Yes!
20:11APPLAUSE
20:12Don't look out the window!
20:14LAUGHTER
20:14What's new and unique about the Artemis II rocket?
20:17Oh, is this the toilet?
20:19LAUGHTER
20:19Yeah, this seems to be the big news in Britain.
20:23LAUGHTER
20:23Is that the toilet didn't work.
20:26Yeah, uh, it's the first outing for a state-of-the-art new space loo,
20:30which the astronauts have had special training for.
20:33According to the BBC, uh, the new space loo has a special training
20:36seat with strong suction as well as handrails to keep the astronauts in place.
20:42How strong is this suction?
20:44LAUGHTER
20:45If that was me, I'd never leave the spaceship.
20:48LAUGHTER
20:49But there were a few problems with the toilet, uh,
20:52because, yes, it was malfunctioning just before take-off.
20:54According to the BBC, it would have meant that the astronauts
20:57would have had to delay the final push.
21:01LAUGHTER
21:02LAUGHTER
21:05The BBC report was worse than that.
21:07It said they couldn't go to the toilet for six hours,
21:10but then they finally mended it, which was a great relief.
21:14LAUGHTER
21:15Did they do a captain's log, Chad?
21:17Yeah.
21:18There we go.
21:19How did they go to the toilet?
21:20There we go.
21:21In 1969, how did they go to the toilet?
21:23They just did it in a bag.
21:25Yeah.
21:25See, now, now I've got to visualise that.
21:28And to me, zero gravity as well,
21:30that sort of rudimentary game of table tennis was played on Apollo 12.
21:34LAUGHTER
21:35The long-distance flights to, like, Mars,
21:37the, uh, safety measure against radiation,
21:40cos it's a lot, you're out there for, like, eight months,
21:41and there's...
21:42Mm.
21:42..is, um, human waste.
21:45The ship is lined with human waste,
21:47which is a very good, uh, cushion and buffer for radioactivity.
21:51Oh, wow.
21:51Um, so you don't want to leak, that's all.
21:54LAUGHTER
21:54What is your internet search history like?
21:57No!
21:58LAUGHTER
22:02OK, fingers on buzzers, teams.
22:06Here's your next story.
22:12BUZZER
22:14It's Japan.
22:15Yes.
22:17LAUGHTER
22:18Japan has just built a hundred-mile sign,
22:20which they're floating off the coast of Japan.
22:22LAUGHTER
22:23It's not the chair thing, is it?
22:25Points!
22:26Goodness gracious!
22:27Yes.
22:27Do you know why I know this?
22:28How do you know it?
22:29Because I presented Channel 4 News on the weekend
22:30and we did it as a story.
22:32LAUGHTER
22:32And it's amazing.
22:34It's an office chair race.
22:36Yes.
22:37And you push yourself along on your chair.
22:39Was nothing else happening in the world for Channel 4 News?
22:43LAUGHTER
22:43Who it is in action?
22:47LAUGHTER
22:57What makes that particularly funny is the seriousness of their faces.
23:00They do this ludicrous activity.
23:02What is the prize for the winner?
23:04You get to work from home.
23:07LAUGHTER
23:09I know.
23:10I know the answer.
23:12It's a 90-kilogram bag of rice.
23:15Is that like two ounces of rice?
23:16What's the...?
23:17That's 35 hectares.
23:19OK.
23:20Understood.
23:21Now let's go to Germany.
23:22What pastime are the Germans obsessed with?
23:26Is this historically?
23:28LAUGHTER
23:29It's called hobby-dogging.
23:32Oh, dear.
23:33LAUGHTER
23:34We'll have none of that.
23:36Yeah.
23:36Now, what is hobby-dogging?
23:39Why are you looking at Ian?
23:41LAUGHTER
23:42Do you not have dogging in America?
23:44We've not.
23:45Not like this.
23:47LAUGHTER
23:47Or like that.
23:50Uh, hobby-dogging is when dog lovers train with imaginary pets
23:55on the ends of leashes and harnesses.
23:58Oh, is that what they told you?
23:59Yes.
24:00LAUGHTER
24:00Here they are.
24:01Here they are.
24:02HOP!
24:03HOP!
24:04HOP!
24:05HOP!
24:05HOP!
24:06HOP!
24:08HOP!
24:09HOP!
24:17I mean...
24:18I mean...
24:19Why...
24:20Why do you even bother with the leash?
24:22LAUGHTER
24:23How are the judges judging it?
24:25What are they...
24:26What are they looking at?
24:27Best of breed.
24:30This is the Japanese sport of office chair racing.
24:34No, tell me about the dogs.
24:35We want to know about this one.
24:36We don't care about the Japanese running around on chairs.
24:38What about this lot?
24:39They are happy.
24:40So what?
24:42Let them be happy.
24:44No, I don't think they will.
24:45I like happy Germans.
24:46Don't you like happy Germans?
24:51You want them mad?
24:54This is the Japanese sport of office chair racing.
24:57Racers can attain speeds of up to 20 miles an hour.
25:00It's the fastest anyone's moved on an office chair
25:03since Scott Mills was pushed out of the BBC.
25:08Okay, time now for the missing words round.
25:11And in light of the exciting news about England's new Ben regulations,
25:14this week's guest publication is Ben's Fantastic.
25:19Let me start with,
25:21Man sets himself challenge of what in his supermarket car park?
25:27Eating a hatchback.
25:29Recreating the Battle of Jutland.
25:32Parking in every space.
25:33Man sets himself challenge of parking in every space in his supermarket car park.
25:43This is, this is a...
25:44This was, um, a Channel 4 documentary.
25:46Yes.
25:48This is a wheelchair man, Gareth Wilde,
25:50who spent a year and seven months parking in every space at his local Sainsbury's
25:55to give each space a rating.
25:58Gareth said, quote,
26:01It's a bit sad now that I've finished it.
26:05It was a bit sad before you started it.
26:08Next.
26:09Frog spotted in Rotherham.
26:11What?
26:13Apparently.
26:17Spotted in Rotherham bin.
26:18Frog spotted in Rotherham
26:20is, of course, a Ben.
26:24Here's the frog Ben.
26:28This is from Ben's Fantastic.
26:30The publication is the idea of a man
26:32described by his local paper as
26:34rubbish obsessed.
26:36So, he's bound to be watching.
26:39Good evening.
26:40Finally.
26:42What spotted in River Thames?
26:44Water.
26:45Mm.
26:47Some clean water.
26:49Yeah.
26:49Small amount turd free.
26:52Performance artist wearing 24 nappies
26:55spotted in River Thames.
26:57What?
26:58Yes, here's performance artist
27:00Zach Minnell.
27:02Yes, he is covered
27:04from head to toe
27:05in nappies
27:06when he emerged
27:07from the River Thames,
27:08although he wasn't wearing them
27:09when he dived in.
27:11LAUGHTER
27:15So, the final scores are
27:17Ian and Anoushka have five,
27:19Paul and Armando have six.
27:21Oh, God.
27:22Unbelievable.
27:25But before we go,
27:27there is just time
27:28for the caption competition.
27:30Oh, fuck me, he's good.
27:34LAUGHTER
27:35LAUGHTER
27:37APPLAUSE
27:38On Butcher Note,
27:39we say thank you
27:40to our panelists,
27:41Ian Hislop and Anoushka Astana,
27:43Paul Merton,
27:44and Armando Anouchi.
27:46And I leave you with news
27:47that at Crufts,
27:48there's an unusual entry
27:50when one dog owner
27:51turns out to be a magician.
27:55LAUGHTER
27:56LAUGHTER
27:59It's been revealed
28:01that so-called porch pirates
28:02who steal other people's
28:03Amazon deliveries
28:04are becoming more
28:06more and more audacious.
28:08LAUGHTER
28:11And in Windsor,
28:12the king finally gets
28:13to see that photograph
28:14of Andrew in the back
28:16of the car.
28:18LAUGHTER
28:20LAUGHTER
28:20Good night.
28:22APPLAUSE
28:34Catch more of Armando
28:35and debunk the back-long world
28:36of political language.
28:37Listen to Strong Message
28:38here on Sounds.
28:40On the way next,
28:41we're staying on the sofa
28:42and firmly out of trouble
28:43as a new series
28:44of The Young Offenders
28:45gets underway.
28:47APPLAUSE
28:56And we'll see you next time.
28:56APPLAUSE
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