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00:27I'll see you later.
00:38What is the best weapon to ward off a wasp, I don't like a vacuum cleaner
00:46Because they just so there and then they're gone
00:52Always have one at a picnic
01:00When you change the bag
01:06It's nearer niches area this this is my ass
01:11People put distracting things near to a picnic don't they mean like maybe like a jar of something sticky that
01:18they go to like a jar of
01:19Poo is correct
01:27That's the same way you get rid of men in the morning
01:48I
01:52Know blue but I think about 15 years and for some reason that is the first time I've seen you
01:57actually shock yourself
01:59With something you've said
02:02Which animal has the largest testes?
02:06The Nigerian male, sorry
02:16But in second place some kind of will okay, what kind of well the blue will
02:25Never say blue whale
02:29I think you're the wrong kind of whale anybody another kind of whale. That's the wrong whale
02:37That's the wrong whale and we want the right way the right whale Alan gets a point is exactly right
02:44Yes
02:50North atlantic right whale they have the largest testes on earth they can weigh up to
02:57500 kilograms
03:01Would it sperm be so big that I personally could ride on it
03:08Having larger testes doesn't necessarily mean you have larger sperm in fact having larger testes makes you more promiscuous because
03:14what happens is you give a little bit of your sperm to many more partners and that's why you have
03:18large testes
03:19I'm afraid Cindy that wasn't my question
03:23One of the sperms of this whale no
03:26What are the advantages of having such huge balls really?
03:34Anyway, I can show you this right whales because they've got this very large testes they produce four and a
03:39half liters of sperm
03:40In one go, okay?
03:44And that
03:46Is that much?
03:48Oh wow
03:49That's a lot isn't it?
03:51Yeah
03:51Bleh
03:572021 there was a Florida man called Kurt Hilberth
04:00He spent three days trying to get an iguana out of his toilet
04:06How big is an iguana? I have no idea
04:08You've hugged me many times darling. I am about the maximum height for an iguana
04:13Height or like length?
04:14The length yes, so no they don't stand on their hind legs so
04:17Yeah, but if you were to lie down
04:18If I were to lie down I could do that on the desk in front of you if that was
04:20helpful
04:22Let's do that, let's do that
04:27Come on
04:29Come on
04:30Come on
04:31Come on
04:33Come on
04:33Come on
04:36Come on
04:38Come on
04:40Right, now you've got to imagine one of them in your toilet
04:44Yeah
04:46Am I going to get in trouble for stroking Sandy's arse?
04:50Yes
04:51Not with me, not now
04:54What were the hats called anybody?
04:56Ten gallon hat
04:57Ten gallon hat
04:58Do you think it had ten gallons in it?
05:00Yes
05:01No
05:02It actually came from the vaqueros sombrero
05:05And it really didn't become popular until the 1920s
05:08Which is like way after the Wild West
05:10Most cowboys wore bowler hats
05:12They were called them derby hats
05:14And of course they didn't hold ten gallons
05:16Maybe it came from the Spanish tangalan
05:18Meaning so gallant
05:20Probably it's just an exaggeration
05:22So we had a go at making a hat that could actually hold
05:25Ten gallons
05:27Now this
05:28Whoa
05:38It looks like you're about to go on a hen do and drink out of that
05:42I'm on if you are
05:43Yeah
05:44Weirdly this is actually only five gallons
05:46Do you want to try it on?
05:47If it had been ten gallons it would have been as tall as me
05:50So tiny then
05:53Oh that's fantastic
05:54That could run it off a steamship
06:00How do you think that the sperm whales protect themselves from the killer whales?
06:05Ejaculate
06:12The thing is
06:14A very powerful
06:15A powerful jet of ejaculate
06:17The thing is
06:17The thing is
06:18You're so close to the right answer
06:19The thing is you're so close to the right answer
06:22Oh I'm always close
06:28I mean it's not just because it's a sperm whale
06:30It does ejaculate other things
06:31It does throw out other things
06:32What might it be?
06:33Oh do they wee on it?
06:34Oil
06:34Not oil, not wee
06:35What's the other thing?
06:36Poo
06:37Poo
06:38It is called
06:39Shit on them
06:39They do
06:43It's called defensive defecation
06:45So
06:47They form into a huddle
06:48With their heads facing into the centre
06:50And they put all the youngest and most vulnerable members of the group into the centre
06:55Then as the orcas attack
06:57They release massive amounts of diarrhoea
07:00Is this really a thing they do or are they just crapping them?
07:04Yeah
07:05Because what if
07:06What if they've just been?
07:10And they're like
07:10Oh God, why didn't you attack me five minutes ago?
07:13I'm ready to go
07:15The mum's in the middle going
07:16Just have a try for me please
07:19And they've seen this in Western Australia researchers
07:21Not only do they spread diarrhoea out
07:23They then flap their tails like this
07:25And the orcas just
07:26The orcas just bugger off
07:27Wow
07:28Oh you would?
07:29Yeah, absolutely
07:30Not eating that
07:32So it's known as flocculent
07:34Which means it's woolly
07:36But it just means it's got little tiny pieces in it
07:37So it's bits that have not been digested well
07:39But Kiri you get a point of talking about the mum's weirdly saying
07:43Come on you can do this
07:44Oh I thought you were going to say because you've done it
07:45No
07:47Both the sperm was and the orcas have a matrilineal system
07:49So it's basically it's an older female or a matriarch
07:52And she is the respected leader of all the pod
07:55Oh
07:55She's the mama, the mama is in charge
07:57Love that
07:58Mama the pooper
08:01You shit and you shit
08:08There is an extraordinary culture in Japan though of sort of curious ideas
08:12They have a word for it called chingdogu and it means weird tool
08:15The selfie stick is one that came out of Japan in 1995
08:19But 20 years later was you know they're ubiquitous
08:22There is a hay fever hat
08:24Oh
08:24Oh
08:27Cool
08:27So you've each got a prop next to you
08:30See if you can guess what they are for
08:32These are weird tool inventions
08:34That hay fever hat is by Kenji Kawakami
08:36I mean mine are
08:38Right
08:40So Phil
08:41Present
08:44That is a daddy-nurser
08:45Right what have you got Alan?
08:47I mean they're plastic glasses and they've got little funnels on them
08:50Mm-hmm
08:50So you could pour
08:55Eyedrops in
08:56He's exactly right darling
08:57They are eyedrop funnel glasses so that you don't spill
09:00That's amazing
09:01That is a good impression
09:04You know
09:05Together Alan we could get some pretty precise milk in his eyes
09:12You get very clean eyeballs
09:16You get very clean eyeballs
09:17What's another name for a cardiac arrest?
09:20Yes Danny
09:22Oh heart attack
09:23Oh
09:24Oh
09:25Oh
09:26Um
09:27Um
09:28Myocardial infarction
09:30What?
09:31Wow
09:32OK
09:34Um
09:35You know how I know that?
09:37Yeah
09:38Because it's on the warning label if you buy a packet of Viagra
09:50We are going back to 1735 at Drury Lane
09:54There were two actors called Charles Macklin and Thomas Hallam
09:57And they were both working at the Drury Lane
09:59This is Charles Macklin
10:01And they got into a terrible argument over a wig
10:03They both wanted to wear this particular wig in the show
10:08So the story goes that Thomas Hallam had it on
10:11There are various versions of this
10:13Most likely what happened is that Charles Macklin who always carried a cane
10:16Was so angry about the wig that he went to flip it off Thomas Hallam's head and he accidentally violently
10:25pierced through his eye
10:27Oh jeez
10:28And into his brain
10:30OK
10:31So there was a third actor there who was playing
10:33Good noises
10:34I know
10:34I know
10:35I really like Panto
10:37I really like Panto
10:38I really like Panto
10:38You know he blinded him and you're going
10:39Ooh
10:42Where's his eyeball?
10:43Behind him
10:45Well there was a third actor who was playing a female part and had a skirt on
10:48And so Hallam screamed at him
10:51So Hallam's the one who's got the thing in his eye
10:52Whip up your skirts and urine in my eye
10:56What?
10:56Well there was a belief that urine could disinfect wounds
10:59Anyway, this is a terrible thing
11:01This made the actor in the dress so nervous he couldn't produce any urine
11:06Yeah
11:06And so Macklin who'd done the stabbing and was really sorry that this had happened
11:11Urinated into Hallam's eye socket
11:14I don't think he was sorry
11:18I think the original excuse of sorry I pierced into your eye
11:23I was trying to whip the wig off your head is a bit far-fetched
11:26And also sorry for them pissing in your eye socket
11:30Anyway, it's not a good story, Hallam died
11:33What?
11:34Despite the urine, I know you're surprised
11:37Did he go to prison?
11:38Did the other one go to prison?
11:39Well he was trying for murder Macklin and part of his defence was
11:42The wig was absolutely necessary for my part
11:47These were homosexual men?
11:49I suspect so my darling
11:51So 2018 the communications director of Zoo Miami told a story of an unnamed man
11:58So this man was originally from Central America where iguanas are eaten
12:02And he came across dozens of lizards on the ground
12:05All frozen and he thought well this is marvellous
12:07I'm gonna have them for dinner
12:08And so he put them all in the car
12:11And off
12:15Off he drove
12:17And they all warmed up
12:19This was like a contender for the Darwin
12:21I know right?
12:23And they all started running all around the car
12:25And unfortunately he crashed the car
12:27Oh dear
12:27I had a similar experience
12:30Not with iguanas but
12:31I put a load of firewood in the boot of my car
12:35Right
12:35Because we were renting a cottage in Wales
12:37And they were charging a fiver for a bag of wood
12:39And I'm like I'm not having that
12:40I'll bring me own
12:41Yes
12:42But wasps hibernate in wood
12:45I had to pull over three times on the way to let wasps out of my car
12:49They just woke up in the boot and started flying around
12:52Yeah
12:52What is wrong with you darling?
12:54It's only £5
12:54It's £5
12:57That was £5 for one bag of wood though
12:59I had a boot full
13:01We had that fire roaring
13:04And buzzing
13:04LAUGHTER
13:08And the irony is he didn't want to get stung for the bug of a person
13:16Does anybody know what is the best way to toss a wok?
13:20You go down
13:21You go down and then up
13:23Down and up
13:24It's a down and up motion
13:25OK, but it's...
13:26Not like that
13:27Not like that
13:28It'll go everywhere
13:29You've got to go up like that
13:30Like that
13:31It's really heavy, can I just say
13:32Yeah
13:33So this is a proper professional one
13:34So have a go darling
13:35Because it is really a heavy thing
13:43Whoop!
13:44Take me to your leader
13:47It is heavy though isn't it?
13:49No, it's not heavy Sandy
13:50Wow
13:50OK
13:50It's not heavy at all
13:52Just like that
13:53You go down and up and then it goes
13:54I'm imagining it
13:55OK
13:55It is going up
13:57OK
13:57Could you use it as a hat?
13:59Would that work?
14:00Oh, fuck
14:02LAUGHTER
14:03LAUGHTER
14:05LAUGHTER
14:07LAUGHTER
14:09LAUGHTER
14:11LAUGHTER
14:12LAUGHTER
14:12LAUGHTER
14:13LAUGHTER
14:14Oh, I love it
14:15LAUGHTER
14:17LAUGHTER
14:18Sometimes I feel you've been as stupid as you can be
14:21LAUGHTER
14:22LAUGHTER
14:22And then something happens
14:24LAUGHTER
14:25It makes someone...
14:27It's not as deep as you think
14:28LAUGHTER
14:29It's really going to stop
14:31I'm going to hit myself
14:32LAUGHTER
14:34I'm going to hit myself quite hard with it
14:37LAUGHTER
14:37It's deceptive
14:38It's not as deep as you think
14:41LAUGHTER
14:42LAUGHTER
14:43You all right?
14:43You all right
14:44I think I'll be all right
14:45I mean I might get a lump
14:46You know
14:47LAUGHTER
14:49LAUGHTER
14:51So you won't remember any of it
14:54LAUGHTER
14:57APPLAUSE
14:58OK, next question
14:59What use is a square wagon wheel?
15:03Stop me rolling away
15:05That is a very good point
15:07But in this case, wagon is a person's name
15:09So in 1997 there was a professor called Stan Wagon
15:13At McAllister College in Minnesota
15:15And he made a functioning square wheeled tricycle
15:20OK
15:20This is not him
15:21This is a man who
15:22I don't know
15:23In a suit
15:24LAUGHTER
15:25And he's called Stan Wagon
15:27The guy who invented it is called Stan Wagon
15:30Did J.K. Rowling name him?
15:31Like what?
15:33So in order for a wheel to work at all
15:36The centre has to be level, right?
15:38So the easiest way is to make a round wheel
15:40But if you make a specific track
15:42So you can see he's on a very specific track here
15:44Then the wheels can be any shape pretty much
15:46Apart from triangles really
15:48So look at this, right?
15:49This is a rather brilliant bus
15:51But it doesn't go anywhere
15:52Because it's got square wheels
15:54However, if you make a surface like this
15:59Which has got what these humps are called inverted catenaries
16:03And basically, look
16:06Along it goes
16:07Like that
16:08I know
16:09So the reason this is interesting
16:10There's an engineer called Gerard Font
16:13And he thinks because stones with very similar curves
16:17Were found in Giza
16:18This method may have been what helped people
16:21To roll the blocks into place for the pyramids
16:23So I guess you can see it's kind of pointless
16:25But it's also interesting
16:27Yeah
16:27How did they do that?
16:29But that road there looks like every 20 miles an hour
16:31And there was only a school anyway
16:32Yeah, that is so true
16:35Isn't it fascinating?
16:36Wouldn't it be great to have a car with square wheels?
16:38I just really like it
16:39I really don't think it would
16:40No?
16:46Desperate for one speed bump
16:47Here we go
16:48Here we go
16:49It comes into its own
16:50Oh well
16:51It's just me
16:52I like a square wagon wheel
16:54That's just the way I roll
16:56Nice
16:57Come on
16:58I like it
16:58Thank you, I appreciate that
17:01Obviously I can't give you drugs or antidepressants
17:03But I've got these
17:04And in fact you've got some in a little thing there
17:06So these are called warheads
17:09And they're sweets and they're readily available
17:11And apparently they are to ease anxiety
17:14OK
17:15It's a kind of grounding technique
17:17Before you put it in your mouth
17:18I will just tell you
17:19They are very sour sweets
17:21They have a pH of about 1.6
17:23So that's two and a half times as sour as a lemon
17:27And the idea is that they're a distraction
17:29So if you feel anxious
17:31Apparently put one of these in your mouth
17:33It's a short-term fix
17:34OK for anxiety
17:35Do you want to try it?
17:36I have an anxiety disorder
17:38Wow
17:38Wow
17:39Yeah
17:39On initial contact
17:42LAUGHTER
17:47What up?
17:52You're not selling it to me, Nish
17:55But
17:56It's for a fucking wrap!
17:58LAUGHTER
17:58But have you forgotten about being anxious?
18:02LAUGHTER
18:14When I was a child I was in the choir at Holy Trinity Brompton
18:19And we were paid a shilling a week for services
18:22Two shillings for weddings
18:23But five shillings
18:24I'll tell you what they are later
18:26Five shillings
18:28For funerals
18:29So we wanted funerals
18:30We were little boys who wanted death in our midst
18:33So we would
18:34During the prayers
18:35We would eye up the congregation
18:37As we were praying
18:38Through our hands like this
18:39And we'd focus on
18:41The frailest looking member of the congregation
18:43LAUGHTER
18:44And then we would all simultaneously
18:47Pray for this person to die
18:50LAUGHTER
18:52APPLAUSE
18:55And God loves a young entrepreneur
18:58LAUGHTER
19:00Because week after week
19:02These old buggers fell off the falcon
19:05Many of them unfortunately dying intestate
19:07Because
19:08Without a will
19:09Without a will
19:10So that is the point
19:11So I feel guilty
19:12That people do die without needing a will
19:14But if they were old and frail
19:16By then they really should have had wills
19:18They should have known better
19:19They weren't like
19:19If Michael didn't have a will
19:21It would be more understandable
19:22Than no offence
19:23If you didn't have a will
19:24So
19:25LAUGHTER
19:27I've got stuff
19:28I've got like
19:29Tamagotchis
19:30I can give them
19:30LAUGHTER
19:32What's the worst or most embarrassing accident
19:35Anybody here has ever had?
19:36Oh you're counting soiling yourself
19:38LAUGHTER
19:39I mean we are now
19:41LAUGHTER
19:44I've got a poo story
19:46So
19:46I was going to tell a story about
19:48Shaving
19:49Oh
19:49I cut my
19:51Scrotum
19:52With
19:53LAUGHTER
19:55LAUGHTER
19:55LAUGHTER
20:00I was alone
20:01Sure
20:02To do a podcast
20:03And there was a company
20:05That's
20:06There are lots and lots of podcasts about football
20:08Nearly all by boys
20:09And mostly listened to by boys
20:10Anyway
20:10They started sending these shaving kits
20:13Around
20:14Giving the shaving kits
20:16For shaving your undercarriage with
20:18And we were all
20:19Sort of in the 40s and 50s
20:21I thought what?
20:21People are doing what now?
20:23Anyway
20:24I tried it and I cut myself on the stretch
20:27LAUGHTER
20:28I thought this shouldn't be possible
20:30It's got all this kind of
20:32Protective
20:32Thing on it
20:33But I got a little bit carried away
20:36LAUGHTER
20:36And that's the most embarrassing accident
20:38And now you've made me say it
20:39At the Christmas show
20:41LAUGHTER
20:44I'll tell you where you went wrong
20:46You need to stretch the skin
20:48That's what it is
20:49You just went like this
20:50Cos you're lazy
20:50But you need to stretch the skin
20:52Trust me I know
20:53I'm Arab
20:53I know about hair
20:54LAUGHTER
20:56Thank you so much for doing mine
20:58LAUGHTER
20:58I couldn't groom in that bathroom
21:00To get that smooth
21:02LAUGHTER
21:05You'd need...
21:06You'd need...
21:07You'd need two people alive
21:08If you were folding a sheep
21:10LAUGHTER
21:12Two people pulling it out
21:13And one other person with a lawnmower
21:16LAUGHTER
21:18LAUGHTER
21:18LAUGHTER
21:21Imagine you have a big bowl of
21:23Cream
21:24And a hand whisk
21:25I want you to show me how you'd whip it
21:26Now
21:27You should have beside you
21:28An apron
21:29Because we don't want to get you all filthy
21:30And a whisk
21:30And a bowl of cream
21:32So let's have a go
21:33There's your...
21:34There's your thing
21:34I'm not going to bother doing it up
21:35Are you good at cooking, Joanne?
21:37No
21:38No, nothing
21:38It's not your area
21:39No
21:40I order a lot of food in
21:42Right
21:42Yeah, toast and stuff
21:44Like I'm...
21:44Yeah
21:46LAUGHTER
21:46I bought an air fryer to try and make an effort
21:49But I just keep my keys in it now
21:52LAUGHTER
21:54Alan, you don't have a bowl of cream
21:55I'm going to explain this
21:56Well, I'll explain to you in a minute
21:57You look like you could do a cooking show
21:58Yeah!
21:59Very hot
22:00Can we start?
22:01Yes, go ahead
22:01Go ahead
22:02Sally's done that before
22:08Yeah
22:10So nobody so far is doing it correctly
22:12Oh, what about?
22:12Is it that?
22:13No, it's still not that
22:15Very technical
22:15Yeah
22:16So the way that it...
22:20What are you doing?
22:22It's how I make money
22:23LAUGHTER
22:27Andrew's OnlyFans is popping off
22:30You want to introduce air bubbles, right?
22:32Oh
22:33The most effective way is to whip side to side
22:36Not round and round
22:37Really?
22:38Yeah, because it produces something called shearing forces
22:40So where the two forces go in opposite directions
22:42And they affect each other
22:43So, Alan, you have got...
22:45Why am I not allowed to pray?
22:46You've got a cocktail shaker
22:47Because it's exactly the same shearing forces
22:50And you can easily make cream in a cocktail maker
22:52No way
22:53No, just go...
22:54Don't
22:55I've seen them do it
22:57It's not the Copacabana
22:59I've seen them do it
23:00I've seen Tom Cruise do it
23:01Just go back like that
23:01Backers have always liked that
23:02What you want with the shearing forces is you want to make the liquid continually bash into itself
23:07OK
23:08So...
23:08No, just side to side
23:10Just side to side
23:11Just side to side
23:12Just side to side
23:12Just side to side
23:17They did this in a bar, no one would buy a drink
23:19Oh no...
23:20Oh no...
23:22Come out of cocktails, stop doing that
23:24Who the heck?
23:25Who the heck?
23:25If you...
23:26If you...
23:26What is this?
23:30Can you imagine that in a Tom Cruise movie?
23:34So, we were going to do a test to see if it works
23:37And to see...
23:38Has anybody made enough cream that we could tip the bowl upside down and put it over your head?
23:42Oh, no.
23:45They have not.
23:58Have I got it on your top?
24:00That is literally the worst thing a boy has ever thrown at me.
24:05It feels like they're at kindergarten, doesn't it?
24:08Oh, it's fine.
24:10It's all over me cards, you knob-end.
24:13Sorry.
24:15The team thought that I should have a buzzer of my own.
24:19What noise does it make?
24:20Well, let's have a look and see what noise it makes.
24:24Do you know what that is?
24:26It's the Danish national anthem.
24:27I appreciate that.
24:32So, because it's the Danish national anthem, they bring me...
24:34Thank you, Jack.
24:35Please respect our pastries.
24:38They're so tasty.
24:42This is genuine Danish licorice and it's called spunk.
24:45Oh!
24:47Really good.
24:48Would you like some of my spunk?
24:49I don't want it, but I will have it.
24:53I'll have...
24:53You want some spunk?
24:54Yeah, I'll have some spunk, Sandy.
24:56I know that's going to become a meme or something.
24:58Hank, give some spunk to Ashley.
24:58Thank you very much.
24:59Oh, yeah.
25:00I'm not even going to tell you what this tastes like because, you know, it's written on the tin.
25:06It's really bad.
25:07Yeah, it's truly bad.
25:09It tastes so salty.
25:10It's even worse than black licorice.
25:11You're talking about my national candy.
25:13I know, okay.
25:14Do we have like a spittoon or something?
25:18What I've always wanted is to have an audience of people watch as I...
25:21Yeah?
25:24Ashley?
25:25Yes?
25:25Yes.
25:25A tiny bit of spunk just...
25:27LAUGHTER
25:31APPLAUSE
25:38Once went on a coach trip...
25:39Oh, please don't.
25:43And the driver was a huge man.
25:45Really, really big man.
25:47And he pulled over on a hard shoulder and he got out of his cab and he made his way
25:51down the aisle.
25:52We thought, what's going on?
25:53And he went down the stairs into the loo.
25:56And eventually, he re-emerged and he said, no-one can use the toilet, it's full.
26:03LAUGHTER
26:10Anybody in the audience want to talk about...?
26:12LAUGHTER
26:14Now it's time to wet our whistles.
26:17Anybody know what these cups are?
26:19Is that the Europa League and the European Championship?
26:23LAUGHTER
26:23So, we'll start with the one on the left.
26:25It's called a wager cup, okay?
26:27And it was used in drinking games.
26:30So, this looks nice and easy and you just drink out of here.
26:32But, in fact, what you do is you hold it like this and here is a cup and here is
26:37a cup.
26:38And it is designed for two people to drink from and the idea is that you both have to drink
26:44all of it and not spill any, okay?
26:47Simultaneously.
26:47Yes.
26:48So, I'm going to bring it over.
26:49Oh, no.
26:50LAUGHTER
26:51So, which one of you wants to drink from the smaller cup?
26:54Who's going on bottom, who's going on top?
26:57LAUGHTER
26:57I'm going on top.
26:58I've got some vintage QI wine here.
27:01There we go.
27:02Like that.
27:03Oh, that's full.
27:05Like that.
27:05OK.
27:06OK.
27:06Shall I go on my knees?
27:08LAUGHTER
27:13Someone's getting re-booked.
27:14Yeah.
27:16LAUGHTER
27:17Oh, sorry, are we still filming?
27:19OK.
27:20So, you have to do it at the same time.
27:22So, am I going to watch you?
27:22And you both have to finish all of it.
27:25OK.
27:26Go on.
27:27Oh, it's pretty good.
27:29Oh, brilliant.
27:30Why is it so sexy?
27:32It's fantastic.
27:33LAUGHTER
27:36Yes!
27:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:44And this is wonderful.
27:45Older people may remember Ronnie Hazelhurst.
27:48He was a former BBC Light Entertainment musical director and composer.
27:51And he wrote lots of famous theme tunes.
27:54Some others do have them.
27:54Blankety Blank, Generation Game.
27:56And when he died, the obituaries blindly took his wiki page,
27:59which also said that he wrote the S Club 7 song, Reach.
28:03LAUGHTER
28:04Which I think we should just listen to right now.
28:06Do you not think?
28:07What do we all think?
28:08Let's have a dance.
28:09Yes.
28:09Let's do this.
28:10Here we go.
28:10Here we go.
28:13APPLAUSE
28:13Come on, let's go.
28:18Oh, we're going to John.
28:20That's a hard thing!
28:21Oh, we're going to John.
28:22He's already running around, didn't we?
28:24LAUGHTER
28:25Here we go.
28:26There we go.
28:33Oh, look at you all! This is fantastic!
28:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:02APPLAUSE
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