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00:11I've had my injections this morning from my room.
00:13Did you?
00:13Which are for the Tusk 10K.
00:15When you guys are still asleep, I'm up and running.
00:18You hold your fork like this.
00:20Wow!
00:21Mini manners is something that I see can last generations
00:25if I do it right.
00:26Hegarty, can you come and see Margot?
00:28She is with me.
00:32Margot, she has bad style.
00:34She does not.
00:36That's why she wears tight velour jumpsuits, darling.
00:39She's perfect apart from the jumpsuit.
00:41I don't have a problem with Kimmy,
00:43and if Kimmy wants to bark at me like some deranged corgi,
00:47she just will.
00:48That's a bit tricky for Martha, then, to be in the middle.
00:52Margot will you over.
00:54Margot and I have been friends for 20 years.
00:56She's never me over yet.
00:57Well, then I'm not your friend.
01:03Why don't you follow me?
01:05You know you'll never feed me.
01:07You might be free.
01:09But this is my scene.
01:21Today is the big day.
01:23Moxie, are you ready?
01:25It's all ready to click on.
01:26Can I see?
01:27This is episode one.
01:28One, three, two, one.
01:33Many manners.
01:36Hi, Miss Micah.
01:38Hi, everyone.
01:39I've been studying all about my manners.
01:41Manners?
01:42What are manners?
01:44Friends, do you ever forget to use kind words?
01:46It happens.
01:50I don't like you sometimes.
01:52I don't like you either.
01:54No wonder you live in LA.
01:55Because it's a fake city, just like you.
01:59Why are you always defending her?
02:00Why don't you defend me, for once?
02:02Because you are a psychotic bitch.
02:05She's a .
02:06Oh, Kimmy, shut up.
02:12This is not good manners.
02:24There's a spoiler.
02:26I could teach you to do some boxes.
02:28What's in this one, babe?
02:30Come and have a look.
02:31It's OK, baby.
02:32We're not moving house again, I promise.
02:35Very slowly, I am managing to turn the grottage into a cottage.
02:40Oh, I'm so looking forward to this renovation.
02:44Oh, darling, you're such an angel to help me.
02:44Green Berth.
02:45I'm just sort of, I feel a bit drowning at the moment, you know.
02:49There's a lot of stuff to wade through still.
02:53But, you know, everyone who climbed Mount Everest
02:56started with one step.
02:58Yeah.
03:03Hi, beautiful.
03:05Hi, Bill.
03:06How are you?
03:07I'm good.
03:07How are you?
03:07You look amazing.
03:09That baby's getting big.
03:11I know, yeah.
03:12You can kind of see a bit, well, I've been a bit hot and sweaty,
03:16like, in the heat wave.
03:18Do you know what?
03:19So have I, and I'm not even pregnant.
03:21Yeah.
03:22Anyway, I'm going to have a party, and I would love you to come.
03:26What kind of party, what are you thinking of doing?
03:29A My Fair Lady picnic.
03:31Will you come?
03:33Um, yeah, I'm in.
03:35Good.
03:35You know, there's nothing I enjoy more.
03:37I'm going to have a party, will you come?
03:40Fantastic, yeah, of course I'll come.
03:42Good.
03:42Will you be nice to Margot?
03:45I'll try my best.
03:48Maybe getting everyone to dress up and wear a hat
03:50will make them all behave a little more elegantly.
03:53You are 50% of the problem here, Kimmy.
03:56I know, I know.
03:57A little annoyed with her.
03:59Well, she's annoyed with you, so you can be annoyed with each other
04:02and still make up.
04:03Tell her to behave, because, you know.
04:05I will also reiterate to her that she's got to behave.
04:10Chopsticks to poke her eye out.
04:12If you poke her eye out, I won't speak to you again
04:14for at least a month.
04:16Tell her to wear goggles.
04:29Do you guys know why the pollen is so bad here?
04:33Why?
04:34They didn't want fruits to fall and rot,
04:36so they only planted male trees.
04:39Wait, there's female and male trees?
04:41Yeah, there's female and male everything.
04:45Let's go feed the ducks.
04:47I literally was never around kids
04:50before I met Charlie and Jackson.
04:53I met them when they were seven and nine.
04:56Oh, there they are.
04:57Look.
04:58Oh, my God, they're so cute.
05:00Hi.
05:01It was a big, big learning curve.
05:04Nobody knows how to be a teenager.
05:06Nobody knows how to be a parent.
05:08Oh, yeah, he's eating the bread.
05:09Oh, yeah.
05:10You know, we're all just figuring it out together
05:13with a lot of love.
05:15I don't know why I'm crying.
05:21Here, move it just that way a little bit.
05:24When Missy gets here, introduce yourselves,
05:26and then you can go get ice cream and hang out.
05:28Okay.
05:29Well, there she is.
05:31Is that Missy?
05:32Yeah.
05:33Ooh.
05:40Like, really?
05:43You're like, oh, what's up, Missy?
05:45You and your boobs show up to meet my teen sons.
05:49Hello.
05:50Hi.
05:51Hi.
05:52Hi.
05:55Well, I mean, you know, you're welcome, boys.
05:57Oh, you guys are so cute.
06:00How are you?
06:01Good.
06:02Hi, guys.
06:03I'm Jackson.
06:04Missy, lovely to meet you.
06:05Hi.
06:06Nice to meet you.
06:07Oh, my God, I love your chains.
06:09They keep thinking.
06:10Oh, my God, straight to their hearts.
06:13Straight to their hearts.
06:13The boys, when they were younger, we'd be swimming or something,
06:16and they'd be staring at my boobs.
06:18And I'm like, hey, you see my eyes?
06:19I can see your eyes.
06:21So I trained them, eyes up, where they belong.
06:24I drilled them.
06:25Do you like London?
06:26Yeah.
06:27Yeah, amazing.
06:28Here's some money, ice creams or drinks or whatever.
06:32All right.
06:32Don't lose it.
06:33Bye, Margot.
06:34Bye, guys.
06:34See you in a minute.
06:35Oh, how cute mom you are.
06:37They're so polite.
06:38They're very, very sweet boys.
06:40I'm going to LA in a couple of days,
06:42and then I get to come back with Jacques.
06:44Oh, that's exciting.
06:46Yeah, and then the whole family will be together.
06:48So tell me, what have you been up to?
06:51I actually met with Kimmy yesterday.
06:54I wanted to call you and tell you.
06:55So she asked to meet.
06:57We went for lunch.
06:59To be honest, I didn't know what I was walking into.
07:01But she really sincerely apologized.
07:04Now I realize you're much more sensitive,
07:06and I will be aware of that.
07:09I really appreciate that.
07:11Cheers.
07:12I accept her apology.
07:15You know, let's just bury it.
07:16Yeah, let's just bury it.
07:17You know, it's done.
07:18Let's just drop it.
07:19But yeah, she doesn't want to drop it with you.
07:22She was like, Mark said that someone who knows you
07:27from before has gone to Mark and be like,
07:29this is like Margot actress on.
07:33Mark said to me the other day that a girl had come to him
07:37and said, oh, I actually knew Margot from like years and years
07:41ago when she lived in London, and I was talking to her tonight,
07:44and it's a completely different person.
07:45She's got her acting hat on.
07:49What the ?
07:50I mean, I expect this from Kimmy,
07:53but I absolutely did not expect this from Mark.
07:56I've heard plenty of things about Mark.
07:59What have you heard?
08:00I just heard that he like is a bag holder for Emma,
08:05and is like desperately clutching onto her
08:07for social relevance because his family dissent him.
08:12Shut the up.
08:15That's just what I heard.
08:19I think just don't entertain it.
08:22Don't involve emotionally, because that's
08:24where it's going to get ugly.
08:26I'm just seeing him in a different light.
08:27That's all.
08:32Coming up on Ladies of London.
08:34That's what we FaceTimed you for.
08:36Otherwise, we'd have written a letter.
08:39Everyone, I'm on the phone with my best friends.
08:43Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
08:53I've got so safari.
08:54I love it.
08:56Oh, perfect timing.
09:01Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
09:03Hi.
09:04Hi.
09:05Nice to see you.
09:05Oh, so good to see you.
09:06Thanks for coming around.
09:07You look so elegant all the time.
09:09Oh, my goodness.
09:10I'm a bit disheveled.
09:12I apologize.
09:12Hardly.
09:13You can't be disheveled and described.
09:14Next to you, always.
09:15This is little, tiny things for you.
09:18Why are you the smartest person?
09:19So I've never run a marathon or anything near it, but I Googled,
09:23and you know what those are?
09:25Yes.
09:25I have got these.
09:26A little, like, hand massage, like, for your, if you get cramping.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:30I mean, it's exciting to visit Nairobi to do this race.
09:32I feel like I have realized I actually have to do it now.
09:36So I was like, you're so sweet.
09:38You're welcome.
09:38You're so welcome.
09:40It's the least I could do.
09:40I feel like if it was here, I would be on the sidelines for you.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44Come.
09:45Jump on the plane.
09:46Emma is constantly juggling all the time,
09:49and it's so impressive how she makes it look so easy,
09:51because I know it is not.
09:53So I went to the website, to the safari marathon site,
09:57the whole thing.
09:58Like, the headlined picture is just a bunch of men
10:00who all look like marathon runners.
10:01Yeah.
10:02And then I was, like, picturing you in the middle of it.
10:04I'm quite nervous.
10:05But you have every right to be.
10:07I had a scan.
10:08It's a cyst in my pituitary gland.
10:10They saw it jump in growth this year.
10:14If you have an MRI, it's a very difficult thing to read.
10:18So they read it, and they measured it, I guess, wrong.
10:22The original diagnosis was so scary.
10:26I begged for another scan.
10:28Unfortunately, they decided on closer inspection
10:32that it hadn't grown.
10:33They misread it, thank goodness.
10:36I have to just keep going back, keep checking,
10:39keep scanning, and keep an eye on the symptoms.
10:41It's never going to be gone.
10:42Oh, jeez.
10:44Life is precious and fragile.
10:46You know, that's how I feel profoundly.
10:48Life is so precious.
10:50So precious.
10:51So make sure you live the best you can.
10:53Like, make me feel so emotional,
10:55because I'm just, like, too conscious of the fragility
10:58of it all, I think.
10:59Ugh, come here, come here.
11:01That's the problem.
11:02It just feels really fragile sometimes,
11:04and I'm, like, too scared, baby.
11:07Still scared.
11:08And I don't want to come up.
11:09I don't want to say it.
11:10I don't want to cry.
11:10I don't want to make anyone upset about my stuff.
11:14Like, it's no one else's problem but mine.
11:15That's not what it's about.
11:16It's the British way not to complain, not to explain.
11:21It's OK just to let it out.
11:22I'm just happy that she's able, at this point,
11:25to be vulnerable, to keep calm and carry on.
11:31I have one last little surprise for you
11:33before I head home for my little nuggets.
11:37All right, I'm going to be done.
11:38Because you know we are so excited for you.
11:42Just press play.
11:43What is this?
11:43What did you do?
11:49I'm so proud of you.
11:50I adore you, and I'm backing you from a safe distance.
11:54It's actually, it's actually, oh, my god.
11:57We are all behind you.
11:59We are cheering you from England.
12:01Lots of love, good luck.
12:03I can't wait to see what happens.
12:04I can't imagine doing that myself.
12:06So, honestly, I have nothing but admiration for you.
12:09Darling Emma, we are reminded of an excellent quote
12:12by Winston Churchill, who said,
12:14when you're going through hell, keep going.
12:17You've got this.
12:18If anyone can nail this, it's going to be you.
12:21I love you, and I can't wait to see you when you get back.
12:24Oh, my god.
12:24I love you lot.
12:26That is so great.
12:28Did you look at that?
12:37Where does she go when you sleep?
12:39She sleeps on an airplane on the stairs.
12:41Does she wake you up in the morning?
12:43Yeah.
12:43She gets up at about 5 and starts fracturing things around
12:45until I get up to see what she's doing.
12:48Hey, Katie.
12:49Someone's going to see you.
12:50Look, she's excited about this woman who's coming.
12:53Hello.
12:54Come on in.
12:55Hello.
12:56Hi.
12:57Oh, hello, beautiful.
12:58Hello.
12:58This is Ernest.
12:59Hello, Ernest.
13:00What a beautiful name.
13:01Hello, Martha.
13:02Hi, Martha.
13:03So pleased to meet you.
13:04So pleased to meet you.
13:05Margot.
13:06I'm Margot.
13:07And Madam.
13:08The boss.
13:11It was my idea to bring in the pet psychic.
13:14I 100% believe in psychics.
13:16I believe that you can communicate with pets.
13:19I believe in all of that.
13:20I know it to be true.
13:22So, Martha, before I left LA, we have to leave Elroy, my standard poodle behind.
13:29I know I'm devastated.
13:30And so I hired a pet psychic to talk to Elroy to let him know that I will be back
13:35and we
13:35will be reunited and everything's going to be fine.
13:37So if you want, maybe we can call and see if Hecate could maybe talk to her.
13:42Should we do that?
13:44I'm afraid Hecate's rather helped herself to all our snacks.
13:47Because I don't know if you mind sharing with a magpie, but...
13:49I don't think Hecate has good intentions with Martha.
13:55God, you're a real little beast, aren't you?
13:58She's like...
13:59Hecate is running Martha's life.
14:01When I ask her to go do stuff, she's like, oh, I have to get back to Hecate.
14:04And I'm like, what the is this bird?
14:06So what is your process?
14:08Like, what can we do today?
14:09Wow.
14:10Right.
14:10Well, what we do, we tune to their mind.
14:12And because it's vibration, we get, like, pictures come into our mind.
14:16Sometimes it's a video.
14:17It often sounds like our own thoughts, but sometimes an animal will mimic the owner.
14:23Okay.
14:23In a bit of an accent or the way they say it to them.
14:25Hecate, do you want to come and do this or have you got shy?
14:29Is she going to come back to us?
14:30I don't know.
14:32Come on, my baby.
14:36I don't do as I'm told.
14:38No.
14:40No, I got that.
14:47She says that she owns you.
14:52The pet communicator said what I thought.
14:54Hecate said, I'm the boss of you.
14:56I mean, surely this has to get through to Martha.
14:59She said you would think we were related, the way she acts.
15:02Yeah.
15:02I do think she's my mother reincarnated.
15:04Oh, right.
15:05Oh, there you go.
15:06Hecate and my mother are both massive drama queens.
15:10They both love the company of gentlemen and they both drink quite a lot.
15:15Hang on a second.
15:18Okay.
15:19I just said to her, on behalf of all magpies, what would you like to say?
15:23She said to say that we are either hungry or playful.
15:28Yeah.
15:29So they're not malicious little birds or anything.
15:32It's playing.
15:33Yeah.
15:33Yeah.
15:34You've been given a gift.
15:36Bless.
15:38Her little feet are warm.
15:40It's actually very sweet.
15:42I'm just going to thank you for talking to us.
15:43I thought they'd be cold and claws, but that's just our friends.
15:49Thanks, Jackie.
15:50It's lovely to meet you.
15:52Take care.
15:53I'm so pleased for coming around to her now.
15:55No, I really am.
15:56I just had a feeling that she had bad intentions.
15:59She's just a naughty little fairy.
16:01What are you up to?
16:02Yeah, so it's just a crazy time.
16:05I'm going to fly tomorrow back to L.A., land, and then Jacques comes back with me.
16:10Are you back on Thursday?
16:12Yeah, I'm back by Thursday.
16:13I'm going to have a picnic in the park. Will you come?
16:15Yeah, of course I'll come.
16:16Is there a theme?
16:18It's Edwardian come, my fair lady.
16:20Oh my God, I'm not doing that.
16:22Let's see what I can find.
16:23Wear a hat.
16:24Who's coming on Thursday?
16:27Well, Missy, Mark, Micah.
16:29Emma's doing her race.
16:31Yeah.
16:31So she's away.
16:32Kimmy.
16:35Look, I'm your best friend.
16:37Kimmy is one of your best friends.
16:39And how are you going to deal with us being together?
16:42Right now, Kimmy's being really aggressive to me, and I feel like she's ganging up on me with Mark now.
16:47Yeah, I do feel really caught in the middle.
16:49I love you.
16:50And I do love Kimmy.
16:52And she's a .
16:56I am just going to have to learn how to draw a hard line.
17:00And this is great.
17:01This is exactly what I've been trying to learn in therapy.
17:04Let's just see if we can break some cycles.
17:11Coming up on Ladies of London.
17:13Are we all being nice?
17:15No, certainly not.
17:16You're clearly in the wrong place.
17:17Why are you blaming us?
17:18Maybe you should blame her for being a bitch.
17:30Hi.
17:31Hi.
17:32Welcome to London Pregnancy Clinic.
17:34How are you?
17:35Good, how are you?
17:35Good, thank you.
17:36Excited to be here.
17:37It's been quite hard with our ultrasounds at the doctor's office because the baby's head has been down my whole
17:43pregnancy.
17:44Nice to meet you.
17:45I'm Vivian.
17:46I'm going to be the one that's doing your scan today.
17:47What's your name?
17:48Joshua.
17:49Joshua, nice to meet you.
17:50Come through.
17:50I'm just in here.
17:51So we're coming in today for a 4D scan so we can try and see the baby's face for the
17:56first time that's not in a flat pancake ultrasound.
18:01Let's have a look at baby.
18:02Yee!
18:03I have no idea what to expect from a 4D scan.
18:07Look at those little toes, so sweet.
18:09Great, that heart looks good.
18:11You said you knew what the sex was.
18:12Yes, a boy.
18:13Yeah, we can see it.
18:15Yeah, you can see it.
18:15Oh, versus bits and bobs.
18:17Yeah.
18:19He's definitely a boy, guys.
18:20Definitely a boy.
18:21Now, we want to actually see the baby's whole face.
18:25Oh, yeah, I can see.
18:27Can you see?
18:28He can't see.
18:29Look, there's a nose in the middle, two eyes and a little lips.
18:34Oh, I can see.
18:35Yeah.
18:36I can see, I can see, I can see, I can see.
18:38Look, you see your face.
18:41You have a big old nose.
18:42No.
18:43No, it's not.
18:44Just the cutest thing.
18:45I don't want to wish the pregnancy away, but I just can't wait to meet him now, like, now we've
18:50seen a little smidgen of him.
18:51Like, that's just so exciting.
18:53Cool.
18:53Thank you so much.
18:54No worries.
18:55That was fun.
18:56We got to see his face.
18:58That's just so cool.
18:59Yeah.
18:59Like, I want to look at the pictures again already.
19:01So you've got to shoot off back to work, though, don't you?
19:04I do, yeah.
19:05We've got a production coming through and all the new samples.
19:08For the summer showcase.
19:10Summer showcase samples.
19:11Every year we put on a fashion show for Joshua Kane.
19:18This year we're going to do a couture summer showcase.
19:22And it's really important for the brand for it to be received well.
19:25I'm hand-making every single one myself with the team.
19:28Because you don't trust anyone else to do it.
19:30It's not that.
19:31I'm just designing in 3D.
19:33They're just the most detailed things I could ever come up with.
19:36Yeah.
19:37When the show is coming up, that's all Joshua thinks about.
19:40It's really all-encompassing.
19:42I wish Joshua could be around more because I am alone a lot during this pregnancy.
19:49Yeah.
19:51Okay.
19:53I don't need no man.
19:54Look.
19:58Oh, my God, it's so cute.
20:01I'm a little worried that it may continue when the baby is here.
20:04They do say that you marry your father.
20:07Which I never wanted to do.
20:08And obviously my dad doesn't have a moustache.
20:10I made that distinction at least.
20:12But I think their work ethic is very, very similar.
20:15I'm just going to be working every single hour.
20:17That's true.
20:17And up all night.
20:19So I'm barely going to be at home.
20:20We'd be like ships passing in the night.
20:21I think I might have to just like let you do the room.
20:25I do worry sometimes that Joshua is very much married to his business.
20:29And I don't think there's ever a right time to have a baby.
20:33But I need him to understand that we need to make space for our baby as well as the work.
20:40We have to do one thing at a time.
20:42And I feel like once that's done and a success, which it's going to be,
20:48we can then move on to the next thing.
20:50He's healthy.
20:51He's fine.
20:51I'm healthy.
20:52I'm fine.
20:53Long limbs.
20:54Long limbs.
20:55Yeah.
20:56Got a picture of his willy.
21:00I'm like, I'm good.
21:01Thanks.
21:12Mark.
21:13Let's see if he answers.
21:17Mark never answers his phone.
21:21Let me try Emma.
21:25I honestly don't think anyone wants to speak to me.
21:30Story of my life really.
21:31Hmm.
21:45Oh, it's absolutely wonderful.
21:48Hi there.
21:49Hi.
21:49You look so pretty.
21:51Oh, wow.
21:52It's beautiful.
21:54It's nearly finished.
21:55Get some parasols up.
21:59My Finlady is the most beautiful film with Audrey Hepburn at her most beautiful and Rex Harrison.
22:05And it's all about taking a flower girl from the streets, like these punks over there.
22:12You're a bitch.
22:14And by the way, finger out of my face, Kenny.
22:17Making them into ladies.
22:20Who's the Eliza Doolittle in your friend group?
22:23Oh, I don't know.
22:24I don't know if that is one.
22:25Maybe me.
22:26I mean, I was homeless.
22:35It's in here.
22:36Oh, it's in my underwear.
22:41Oh, wow.
22:42Yeah, this is gorgeous.
22:44My Fair Lady is a vibe.
22:46It is a culture.
22:48I mean, when someone says My Fair Lady as a dress code, you bring it.
22:53What is My Fair Lady?
22:55My Fair Lady, I thought it was like an elegant fairy.
23:03It's a movie.
23:04Oh.
23:06Oh, I didn't know that.
23:08Wow.
23:09Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
23:12This is fabulous.
23:13You look gorgeous.
23:15I booted by accident the other day.
23:18I have a hat for Margo.
23:19Oh, you do?
23:21Yeah.
23:21Oh, you darling for bringing that.
23:23Come and get a drink.
23:24Oh.
23:25This is so beautiful.
23:27Hi, darlings.
23:28Champagne?
23:29Yes, please.
23:30Is everyone well?
23:33Well, yes.
23:34I'm well.
23:35I'm really well, actually.
23:36You're well.
23:37And you and Kimi have made up.
23:38Yes.
23:39I really appreciated that.
23:40Oh, good.
23:40I'm so pleased.
23:41But she's not happy with Margo.
23:43Margo.
23:43I mean, it's a nightmare because they're my two best friends.
23:46Yeah.
23:46I was hoping.
23:47What?
23:48To get them KY Wrestling in a paddling pool.
23:54All right.
23:54Wow.
23:55This is absolutely beautiful.
23:57I would love to.
23:57I would love to see her.
23:58Oh!
24:00Wow.
24:01You look amazing.
24:01God, you look fabulous.
24:02Wow.
24:07You guys look so great together.
24:09Cute.
24:10Matching.
24:10We love a matching suit.
24:12The shoes are Joshua Kane, Manolo Blahnik.
24:14Ooh.
24:15So he did a little collaboration with Manolo.
24:17Yeah.
24:18Those are amazing.
24:19Oh, and I have little bloomers on.
24:21Oh, look at the baby.
24:24He's in there.
24:25He's in there.
24:26Yeah, he's in there.
24:26He's in there.
24:27Hi, Auntie Micah.
24:28Hey, sweetie.
24:30Hi.
24:31Oh.
24:32My Fair Lady Malibu.
24:34Blaine, look at your tits.
24:36They look great.
24:37Hi.
24:39Hello.
24:40You look beautiful.
24:40Hi.
24:41How are you feeling?
24:42I am weird.
24:43I don't know where I am.
24:44I just got off an airplane.
24:46I haven't rested, and I am cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
24:50Oh.
24:51Well, I missed you guys.
24:53I missed you.
24:54Welcome home.
24:55Yeah.
24:56Do you want the hat or not?
24:57Yeah, for sure.
24:58I am so.
24:59But I'm very happy because my husband is finally in London.
25:04It's like a lot.
25:05What do you think?
25:06Really confident.
25:07Hat or no hat?
25:08I love the hat.
25:09For sure hat.
25:09But it's giving more like Coachella than My Fair Lady.
25:18It's perfect.
25:19Oh, I'll wear this loads.
25:21Oh, yeah.
25:21I mean, I can get married in this.
25:22I can get buried in this.
25:23It's about the same thing, isn't it?
25:27Oh, Kimmy's here.
25:29Oh, wow.
25:31Hi.
25:33How is everybody?
25:35Looking fabulous.
25:37How are you?
25:38You look beautiful.
25:39How are you?
25:40Hi, beautiful.
25:41A dream.
25:42Look at you.
25:43Hello.
25:43How are you?
25:44This is beautiful.
25:45Gorgeous.
25:46Let me say hi to Margo and Martha.
25:51Hi, Miss Martha.
25:53Oh, here you are.
25:54My fair lady.
25:56Oh, you look beautiful.
25:57You look stunning.
25:58Oh, look.
25:58Margo's walked off.
26:00Gorgeous.
26:01Good.
26:01How are you?
26:01Good.
26:02You look fabulous.
26:03Well, I tried.
26:12Oh, Kimmy's here.
26:14Am I going to have to deal with life?
26:15You are.
26:16Hi.
26:18Hi, Miss Martha.
26:20Here you are.
26:21My fair lady.
26:22Oh, you look beautiful.
26:24You look stunning.
26:24Oh, look.
26:25Margo's walked off.
26:26Gorgeous.
26:27Good.
26:27How are you?
26:28Good.
26:29You look fabulous.
26:29You look beautiful.
26:30Thank you for wearing a hat.
26:31Will I try?
26:32What a bitch.
26:35Like, as a friend, if you show up to someone's party,
26:38you're polite and you say hello to everyone
26:41out of respect for the hostess or the host.
26:43I want Kimmy to be able to say hi to Martha
26:45without making it about me and Kimmy.
26:47Why is she wearing cowboy boots?
26:50I thought it was a My Fair Lady.
26:52Oh, shut up.
26:52Yeah.
26:54Legs for days, both of them.
26:56Oh, I really like that.
26:56You know that?
26:57That's what I mean.
26:58The baby is going to be so long.
26:59I think that's going to be a good picture.
27:00The baby is going...
27:00The baby is already long, upside down.
27:02I know.
27:03When we went for the last scan,
27:05he was upside down with his legs open.
27:07I wanted to post it on Instagram,
27:09but it was barely usable because his legs was in the air
27:11and let's just say his first photo shoot did not go to play.
27:21Darling!
27:23Oh, look at you.
27:25Oh, look at you.
27:26Oh, look at you.
27:27Look at you.
27:28I'd much rather look at you.
27:30You're so charming.
27:31Come and get a drink.
27:31Oh, thank you.
27:32Oh, Mark is here.
27:33You're so glorious.
27:35I'm sorry.
27:35I already lost my hat.
27:36It wasn't terribly comfortable.
27:38He looks like a yellow sort of, I don't know,
27:41safari leader or something.
27:43Oh, yeah.
27:45Darling.
27:46Oh, hello.
27:48My fair lady.
27:49Nothing fair about her.
27:51It's entirely unfair.
27:54Themed parties are really of no interest to me.
27:58And I think it's perfectly charming of Martha to have chosen said theme,
28:03but I'm not obliged to comply.
28:06He does look a bit like he has a curious monkey.
28:09Oh.
28:09Oh, yeah.
28:10I said it.
28:11You can't unsee it now, can you?
28:16No.
28:17No.
28:19I can't unsee it.
28:20Mark is so annoying.
28:22He's like, oh, I'm a clown.
28:24Look at me.
28:25He, like, does snake in the grass stuff.
28:29Okay.
28:30Well, I, you know, I don't see the same side of him that she does.
28:35So, I'm trying to stay neutral.
28:37I have chosen my hat very carefully for this event
28:40so that I can hide underneath it.
28:43I was asking Martha why Margot was wearing cowboy boots.
28:46I haven't had the opportunity to observe the others yet.
28:48I would love for you to observe.
28:50All in due course, my dear.
28:52Can you just be nice?
28:53No! It's actually very nice.
28:56It's common. Nice. Walk away from her at once.
28:59Hello.
29:01Oh, my God, I'm so happy to see you.
29:04I did hear from Emma today, and she's so happy.
29:07Tomorrow is the run.
29:08I'm very nervous, very excited.
29:11I think the atmosphere keeps you going, no?
29:13I think. I hope.
29:14Hi, lions.
29:16I'm really conscious of how lucky I am to do things like this.
29:20To be here as an ambassador for Tusk and representing Longley
29:22with the conservation, which I'm so passionate about,
29:25is a huge responsibility, but it's a great honor.
29:27I think we should disturb Emma.
29:29Is the marathon tomorrow?
29:31I think it's happening right now,
29:32which is precisely why I've elected.
29:34Why we're calling her.
29:35She's in the middle of a match.
29:37She's answered.
29:39Hello.
29:39Where are you?
29:41Are you on safari too, Mom?
29:43I am. As you can see, I'm wearing a canary-colored safari.
29:47That's the bitchiest thing I've ever heard you say.
29:49I love it.
29:49How are you doing? Why are you so happy?
29:51No, we want to know about you, not us.
29:53We're just standing in some ghastly park.
29:54It doesn't matter.
29:55It gets cold at night.
29:57There you go.
29:57I'll take some clothes off.
29:58Oh, awesome.
29:59Finally.
30:01Oh, yeah.
30:03That's what we FaceTimed you for.
30:05Otherwise, we'd have written a letter.
30:08Everyone, I'm on the phone with my best friends.
30:12Well, you're not really Mark's biggest fan at the minute,
30:14are you?
30:15No, I'm not Mark.
30:16Because he's like a fan.
30:17Mark had to come in a safari outfit
30:20to make sure that we know he's friends with Emma.
30:22Oh, ho, ho, ho.
30:24It's a clown.
30:25You're so lucky we're not there.
30:27By Angel.
30:29Good luck.
30:30Good luck, darling.
30:32Good luck, Liz.
30:41That's what we FaceTimed you for.
30:43Otherwise, we'd have written a letter.
30:45Oh, ho, ho.
30:47Oh, ho, ho.
30:48You're so lucky we're not there.
30:50Okay.
30:51By Angel.
30:52Good luck.
30:53Good luck, darling.
30:55Good luck, Liz.
30:55I've read the right act to them.
30:57I'm going to read the right act to you.
30:58You're the one who told me he was saying mean things.
31:01Yeah, well, he's always mean.
31:07Oh, gosh, that's brilliant.
31:10Oh, and you've got some more friends here, darling.
31:13Oh, darling!
31:16Hi, darling.
31:17Hi, sweetheart, how are you?
31:19I'm good, how are you?
31:21No, everyone's been so mean.
31:24Sadly, this is shaping up to be the day I thought it would be.
31:27I had optimistically hoped everyone would behave a little bit better.
31:31But at this juncture, I'm just a referee, and I hate sports.
31:34You're not going to say anything to Mark?
31:36You're just going to leave it?
31:37Is Mark not going to come over and say hello to me?
31:39Hi, how do you do, Mimi?
31:40Mark, pleased to meet you.
31:42Likewise.
31:42I don't want to get up, but I do want water.
31:46Who else needs champagne?
31:48I'm being a very lax hostess.
31:49Thank you so much.
31:51I really miss having stuff.
31:53Yeah, just to worry about that.
31:56I was a much better hostess when I had a butler.
32:01Oh, wow!
32:04The bird has landed.
32:06How are you, Angel?
32:08I'm fine. How are you?
32:09This is beautiful.
32:10This is absolutely amazing.
32:13Well, thank you.
32:13I wanted to wear something that you won't make fun of behind my back.
32:16Oh, darling.
32:18Sensational.
32:19I don't know which of us got the dress code wrong.
32:21I feel it may have been me.
32:22I don't know why Margot thinks I care so much.
32:24Whenever I see someone, I say, my God, you look better than ever.
32:29That's just manners.
32:31I'm not lying.
32:32That's what we do.
32:33They have been telling me they are quite mean about this behind my back.
32:37They who? They who, darling?
32:38They who?
32:39Martha and Missy.
32:40Oh, dear. What have they told you?
32:42Well, Martha told me she's like, oh, I feel so upset.
32:44I had to defend you when I had dinner with Kimmy.
32:47She was very defensive of you.
32:48Look, she's been in L.A. where people just wear Lululemon.
32:52Well, she's not anymore.
32:53There's a lot of chic people in L.A.
32:55Margot's just not one of them.
32:56Just, just, just, sorry to inform you of that.
32:59She was like they were making fun of your hair and your clothes.
33:02There was momentary talk of a crushed velvet jumpsuit.
33:07Then Missy said, someone at your party said something nasty about you.
33:14No.
33:15A friend of mine who's known Margot about a decade hasn't seen her for some time.
33:21I sees her again at the garden party and tells me she's unrecognized.
33:25Not aesthetically, but in terms of her manner.
33:29Mm-hmm.
33:30I did repeat something that somebody had told me.
33:33It's true.
33:34But I thought, actually, it was quite complimentary.
33:39Who are you?
33:41Don't come over and give me a compliment when I know you're not complimenting me behind my back.
33:46British society isn't really where people go to be held accountable.
33:49So this is probably surprising for him.
33:52So tell me what, what she said.
33:55Tell me what they told you she said.
33:57No, you just go ahead and tell me what they said.
33:59That you were embracing a moment of, how can I say it, of being an actress.
34:07That I was fake.
34:09No, it was...
34:10That I was acting like a fake person.
34:11No, that wasn't the word fake.
34:13Yes, you didn't say fake.
34:14No, I said actress.
34:16What am I acting?
34:18I don't know why Mark isn't owning his words.
34:20Why is he so brave when I'm not around?
34:23I'm right here. Tell me to my face.
34:26Well, I think this is a joyous tea party.
34:28I don't even... British is the posh put-down.
34:30You know exactly where you stand.
34:32What Mark is doing is just two-faced.
34:34Don't pick on Mark.
34:36Oh, darling, anyone can pick on me.
34:37I thought being natural is the hardest part to play, isn't it?
34:40It is, yes.
34:42You can't play at being authentic.
34:44You can't pretend to be real, because that's very transparent, I'm afraid.
34:50But don't play Mark.
34:51He didn't do anything.
34:52Because he's spreading it as well.
34:53So what?
34:55I need to spread things all day long.
34:57I heard some gossip you were spreading about him.
34:59But that was horrendous.
35:01He's just a bag holder.
35:03Oh, stop it, that's what I heard.
35:07I've got more tea than the Boston Harbor.
35:09I just don't walk around staring at me.
35:11I hate tea.
35:13I just heard that he, like, is a bag holder for Emma
35:17and is, like, desperately clutching onto her for social relevance
35:22because his family dissent him.
35:25How are you doing?
35:26You don't want to get involved in that.
35:27I hate conflict.
35:28You wouldn't be wearing this if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now, would you?
35:34Cruella is out in full force.
35:36And she's always been my favorite.
35:39At least these birds didn't die in vain, darling.
35:41Clearly, Margot dresses this way in order to be noticed.
35:45You'd call it attention-seeking.
35:47It's a shame, really.
35:48I feel that this kind of behavior just demonstrates a terrible lack of self-esteem.
35:53Mark's full-time job is mining attention.
35:55I show up in the room and I get the attention.
35:59The stars are born.
35:59They're not made.
36:00Are you being nice?
36:01I think the majority of this conversation is entirely unnecessary.
36:05She's not horrible.
36:05She's being horrible to everyone.
36:06Kimmy, quite frankly, you can be an absolute cow.
36:08Well, I know I can.
36:08Kimmy does it with a little panache.
36:12And a good dose of humor.
36:14Yes, thank you.
36:15Humor, you see, is what makes the difference.
36:17All I'm seeing is clowns, no humor.
36:20Oh, of course not.
36:20You're at the wrong party.
36:22Excuse me, I'm going to go grab some water.
36:25Oh, you should.
36:25Kimmy.
36:26She's being so rude.
36:27She's a cow.
36:28No, Martha.
36:29Where are the glasses?
36:32What's going on?
36:33That's actually mine.
36:36Sorry, I didn't come over to you.
36:48Sorry, I didn't come over to you.
36:51But it's like you guys are laughing.
36:52No, I don't get that.
36:53No, they're laughing because they are clowns.
36:57F*** her.
36:59It's also okay.
37:00Oh, darling, I think it's all empty.
37:02Oh, no, there's some more.
37:04Is everything okay?
37:05Everything is fine, we're fine.
37:07Do we look fine?
37:08Well, it seems like you guys are laughing and stuff,
37:10but, like, Margot doesn't seem fine.
37:11Oh, poor thing.
37:12She's probably at the wrong party, then.
37:14So, did you guys fix it?
37:15Yeah, it does.
37:15No, I'm not fixing anything.
37:17She's being rude.
37:18She's being rude.
37:19She just said you've been rude.
37:20That's cool.
37:21And you've been rude.
37:22Oh, I'm so frightfully rude.
37:26Let's go sit over there for a second.
37:27Over there.
37:27All right, let's go. Let's go.
37:29I'm actually just going to be civil to you
37:31because you're Martha's friend.
37:32I love Martha.
37:33Well, look, that would be a great start for you.
37:35And I...
37:35Stability and honesty, but...
37:36Well, thank you.
37:37You have always presented yourself as someone
37:39who will say anything to anyone's face.
37:41It literally never occurred to me
37:44that you wouldn't have said those things to her face.
37:47There was definitely some drug-related things.
37:49Like, let's not make it into some sob story.
37:51It is a sob story.
37:53It's sad, it's horrible, but it is what it is.
37:57To whose face?
37:58To Missy's face.
37:59You are a troublemaker.
38:02I actually feel bad for Martha
38:04because when she finds out what a friend you really are,
38:07you're like a total con.
38:09No wonder you live in L.A.
38:10because it's a fake city just like you.
38:12Wait, how's that accent going for you?
38:14Oh, yeah, how's yours going for you?
38:15Miss cowboy boots.
38:17What is Kimmy's accent?
38:19I don't know why she talks like the guy on the Monopoly board.
38:23My nipple has been everywhere today.
38:26Constantly.
38:27I think everyone's seen my boobs today.
38:29Fine, guys.
38:29We see them every time.
38:31I love your tits.
38:31I do love my breasts.
38:34And that's it.
38:35Are we all being nice?
38:37Why are you blaming us?
38:38Okay, what did she say that was so bitchy?
38:40It's her demeanor, darling.
38:41Darling, she's...
38:42What is your problem?
38:44Why are you always defending her?
38:45Why don't you defend me for once?
38:47Because you are a psychotic bitch.
38:49I love you for it, but you are.
38:50She's not, she's not.
38:51You're not the same way you are.
38:53Oh, really?
38:54No.
38:55Have you listened?
38:56Oh, she's not prepared.
38:58Your behavior in that car was not acceptable.
39:01It was not acceptable.
39:02I can say whatever I want, Martha.
39:04God, I've literally never heard Martha talk like this before.
39:06I'm like...
39:07I'm like quite proud.
39:08I'm so proud.
39:10I'm like, oh, my God, Martha.
39:11I thought British people was like, oh, my boobs are out again.
39:18We need, like, a Missy's titty committee.
39:20You need to be careful with the wins.
39:21I question our friendship.
39:23I'm your true friend, and I always defend you.
39:26I defended you right now.
39:27I don't know.
39:28You are blinded by her guilt L.A. fake lights.
39:33Oh, I'm out.
39:34I've never seen Martha fight with anyone.
39:37My God, who's this confrontational babe?
39:40And I love that she's standing up for me right now.
39:42I'm quite mortified that this has descended into what is essentially a role.
39:49This is a My Fair Lady party, and there's nothing ladylike about it.
39:52I'm not sure how they're going to resolve.
39:55But it's, it's, it's, it's, this is not the solution.
39:57Have you been having a lovely day?
39:59Yeah, I know.
39:59I hate my friends.
40:00I will.
40:03Oh, here she is.
40:05Miss Hale, are you okay?
40:06Why are you continuing here?
40:08I can't stand backstabbers.
40:10So she's saying that I don't stand up for her?
40:13And now she's starting a fight with you?
40:14You know, she's starting a fight with me.
40:15Oh, she's like that.
40:16What she did, like, to, like, jump in.
40:18I actually think it was meaner to you.
40:21Because I wasn't even trying to believe you.
40:22Because he was acting making mountains out of molehills.
40:24Yeah, I would never do that.
40:25It's called attention seeking, darling.
40:27Can you just stop attacking everyone?
40:30She's not attacking me, molehills.
40:31On the contrary to me.
40:32I'm not, I'm not, I'm speaking to her.
40:33There's a difference.
40:35The only reason I'm even here is because of you.
40:37Because I would have never even come because I adore you.
40:40And you break my heart.
40:43Don't you tell me you defend, you never defend me.
40:45No, I love you, I have.
40:47No, you don't.
40:48I do.
40:49You don't.
40:50I never, ever, ever said one bad word have I.
40:54Even if the worst situation happened, and you said,
40:56Kim, we've got to bury a dead body,
40:58I'd take the dead body in.
40:59You'd be the first person I'd call.
41:02You backstabbed me, and that kills me.
41:04I have not backstabbed you, Kimmy.
41:06That's how I feel.
41:07You're attacking me all day long.
41:09No, I'm not.
41:10Kimmy.
41:11I'm not.
41:12You're showing feelings.
41:14me.
41:16You're a person.
41:18Kimmy's crying.
41:19Can we celebrate this moment?
41:21Kimmy's crying.
41:22I've never seen Kimmy cry.
41:52I didn't know she could.
41:53So I always felt like you were my sister.
42:24Kimmy.
42:25I cried.
42:26Remember, she's an actress, sweetheart.
42:28That is supposed to be her job.
42:29I wore my white flowers for peace.
42:32Is there something you're trying to say?
42:33Yes, I'm a piece of .
42:35Finally, we agree!
42:37Margot!
42:38I don't think she'll make it in London.
42:39She's far better suited to Los Angeles.
42:41Noìa!
42:41No!
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