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00:07From Studio 16,
00:09rock above her center in the heart of New York City,
00:11is the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Bowman.
00:15Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests,
00:19Jack Black, Olivia Monti,
00:22Shafard Jackson, comedian Moni,
00:25and featuring Dean's legendary Ruth Curry.
00:292277.
00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon.
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:49Hi, welcome, welcome.
00:51Welcome, welcome, welcome.
01:02Come on, that's what I'm talking about.
01:06I love you. Enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, everybody.
01:09Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:12You're here for The Tonight Show.
01:15We have a big show for you tonight.
01:17Jack Black is here tonight.
01:18Jack Black.
01:22Before we get to the show, let's get to some news first.
01:24Everybody's talking about this.
01:26Today, President Trump fired Attorney General Pam Bondi.
01:38The hardest thing about getting fired by Trump is pretending to be sad when he tells you.
01:42You know?
01:44Of course, being fired by Trump is never fun.
01:46Kristi Noem was like, true, but things can definitely get worse.
01:51Meanwhile, when Trump realized he fired the woman with access to all the Epstein files,
01:55he was like, oh, crap.
01:56Uh, Pam, you're not fired.
02:00You're redacted.
02:03Apparently, Trump was also upset that Bondi didn't go after his enemies.
02:08And Bondi was like, so you want me to arrest NATO, Bruce Springsteen,
02:11and the ice cream machine at McDonald's?
02:13He's like, it never works.
02:14It never works.
02:17Yep, Trump's on a bit of a firing spree.
02:20First Kristi Noem, then Pam Bondi.
02:22Ironically, the only staffer who has immunity is RFK Jr.
02:26Isn't that weird?
02:29Interesting, right?
02:34Some more news from Washington last night.
02:37In a primetime address, Trump spoke for 19 minutes about the war
02:40and didn't have anything new to say.
02:44You know you nailed the primetime address when everyone's reaction is,
02:47you interrupted the Masked Singer for this?
02:50Yep, Trump didn't have much to say.
02:52It's like when your iPhone has an important update,
02:54and then it just adds two new emojis.
02:56Yeah?
02:57Well, during Trump's big speech, he used a teleprompter,
03:00and it turns out he really relies on it.
03:02Check out what Trump's staff puts on the teleprompter to get him to say what they want.
03:06Watch this.
03:07Let me begin by congratulating the team at NASA and our brave astronauts.
03:13It will be traveling further than any manned rocket has ever flown
03:17and will very substantially pass the moon.
03:20Remember, because of our Drill Baby Drill program,
03:23America has plenty of gas.
03:25We have so much gas.
03:26It would lead to decades of extortion, economic pain, and instability worse than we can ever imagine.
03:34I can say tonight that we are on track to complete all of America's military objectives shortly, very shortly.
03:42It's interesting what they say.
03:44Wow.
03:44To get him to say this, you got to know him.
03:50Well, it's been a rough month for Trump, but he's not worried,
03:54because he has a plan to turn things around.
03:56Take a look.
03:57President Trump here announcing a new plan to make my presidency the greatest in history.
04:01And it's simple.
04:02I'm going to flip all the charts upside down.
04:06That's right.
04:06The stock market?
04:08Skyrocketing.
04:09Gas prices?
04:10Way down.
04:11Measles?
04:12Gone.
04:13And my 33% approval rating now?
04:1667%.
04:16Round that up to 100.
04:18So, like the great Missy Elliott, I'm just going to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it.
04:23Is your flipper-nipper-yep-yep-yep?
04:25Is your flipper-nipper-yep-yep-yep?
04:27It's the only idea I have left.
04:28Okay, bye!
04:29Yeah, that's interesting.
04:30I thought that was nice and relief, that.
04:36Well, this is exciting.
04:37NASA just successfully launched a historic 10-day mission around the moon.
04:46But this is true.
04:47Get this.
04:47Shortly after launch, the toilet aboard the Artemis II rocket broke.
04:52Yeah.
04:53It suddenly went from a billion-dollar rocket to a carnival cruise in space.
05:00That's right, for six hours, the astronauts couldn't use the bathroom.
05:03The ground crew was like, do you have to make an Artemis I or an Artemis II?
05:08Sorry to get personal.
05:11Luckily, Mario and Luigi were in the galaxy and fixed it right up.
05:14So, we're all good.
05:15Yep, the Artemis II crew is on their way to the moon.
05:18Now, I wanted to learn more about this.
05:19So, please welcome, from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory,
05:22space flight expert, Michael Rothby, everybody.
05:25Michael.
05:26Thank you for being here.
05:28Appreciate that. Thank you.
05:29I'm very happy to be here, Jimmy. Thank you.
05:31I just love any opportunity that I have to talk about space.
05:35So, I see you have your model there.
05:37Tell us, how did the launch go?
05:39Well, Jimmy, the launch, uh, you know, it went without a hitch.
05:43Uh, they lifted off from Cape Canaveral.
05:45Yep.
05:46And, uh, just like, you know...
05:50And then their trajectory took them, you know, into orbit, like...
05:55And now they're on their way, you know, all the way to the moon, like...
06:01Awesome.
06:03Then what's gonna happen?
06:04Oh, well, I don't know, maybe asteroids, you know, will fly by them
06:08and they'll have to, like, go on a different course, you know?
06:12You'd be the asteroid.
06:13Yeah.
06:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:16And they'll have to, like, go to a different...
06:17They'll be like, uh-oh, malfunction!
06:20Oh, yeah.
06:20Yeah, yeah, and then maybe there's an alien.
06:22It's like, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep.
06:24No, no.
06:25No, no, no, no.
06:26It's not that.
06:28There's...
06:29There's not aliens.
06:30Oh, sorry.
06:31I just thought it'd be fun if there was an alien, like...
06:34I'd come in peace.
06:35Yeah.
06:36No!
06:37It's not that, okay?
06:38We're not doing aliens.
06:40Now, Michael, you let Jimmy play with it.
06:43But he's not doing it right.
06:46He's trying to do aliens.
06:48There's not aliens in this.
06:49Michael, you're at his show.
06:52Give it to him.
06:53Oh, my God!
06:56Fine.
06:58Here.
07:08I don't even want it anymore.
07:17I guess it's kind of cool.
07:19It was like...
07:20You know, like...
07:30Like gamma rays or something.
07:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:32Yeah, yeah.
07:32And then the alien's like...
07:34The alien's like, take me to...
07:35Not aliens!
07:36There's not aliens in this!
07:38I said it at the beginning!
07:40Forget this!
07:41All right.
07:42Michael Rossby, everybody!
07:47Michael Rossby, everybody!
07:55Don't say my...
07:56Don't say my name!
08:00Keep my name out of your mouth!
08:09Well, uh...
08:12Switching gears, I...
08:14I read that Bed Bath & Beyond is buying the Container Store
08:18for $150 million.
08:20Ooh.
08:21So now Bed Bath & Beyond owns two empty stores.
08:26How did you guys see this?
08:27The toy and game company Hasbro
08:29was just the victim of a cyber attack.
08:32Yeah, it's not good.
08:33Well, here to comment is the man behind Hasbro's
08:35biggest game, Monopoly.
08:37Please welcome Mr. Monopoly.
08:39Ooh!
08:43Welcome to the show, Mr. Monopoly.
08:45How are you doing?
08:46Oh, this is terrible, Jimmy!
08:49Just terrible!
08:50This hack is the worst thing that's ever happened!
08:55W-What do you mean?
08:56Well, the hackers, they know everything!
09:00They know all of my info.
09:02They know my home address, my emails,
09:06my social security number.
09:08But that's not all.
09:10They also know some...
09:11more personal information.
09:14Oh, no.
09:16Like what?
09:16Well, they know my Tinder handle is
09:19at Mustache Tickler.
09:23They know I've been caught at a massage parlor
09:27on Baltic Avenue.
09:29They even know that I'm in a thruple
09:31with Claire and Herman from Guess Who!
09:35You know, maybe you shouldn't be telling us this.
09:37And that's not all, Jimmy!
09:39They know Candyland is my favorite strip club!
09:43They have all my nudes where I'm wearing nothing
09:46but a strategically placed top hat.
09:49And, well, you know the planter's baby nut?
09:52Well, Mr. Peanut is not the father.
09:55I am!
09:57And if he found out, he'd kill me!
10:00Okay, okay, okay.
10:00Just-just stop talking.
10:02But it gets worse.
10:03It gets so much worse, Jimmy.
10:06No, no, no, no.
10:06Please, don't-don't say it.
10:07Don't say it.
10:08Yes, it's true!
10:09No, no, no, trust me.
10:10You do not want to admit it.
10:12I'm in the Epstein file!
10:14All right, that's it. Get out of there.
10:15Mr. Monopoly, everybody.
10:17Thank you very much, Mr. Monopoly.
10:18Oh, my goodness.
10:19My gosh. It's crazy.
10:20Guys, well, listen to this.
10:21Hershey announced that they will soon go back
10:23to using chocolate for their Reese's products.
10:30What?
10:32This raises way more questions than it answers.
10:36Everyone about to give their kid an Easter basket
10:38full of Reese's was like,
10:39great timing?
10:40What?
10:41And finally, speaking of Easter,
10:43a new survey found that most people
10:44eat their peeps headfirst.
10:48Jesus heard and was like,
10:49guys, I think we're losing the plot here.
10:51We have a great show.
10:52Give it up for The Roots.
10:54Signed up.
10:56Tell her, tell her.
10:58Yeah.
10:58I made the world tell her.
10:59Tell her, tell her.
11:00Whoa.
11:01Now the drums on my trap.
11:03Asked her mother's hand.
11:04Oh, my mother's hand.
11:08Thanks, everybody.
11:09What a show we have for you tonight.
11:12Last night, yesterday, was April Fool's Day, right?
11:16Yep.
11:16So, last year, April Fool's Day, this is true,
11:20I went home and my kids were excited to see me.
11:24They go, Dad, Dad's here.
11:26Dad's here.
11:26And my youngest, Franny, goes, Dad,
11:29can you put on something that you don't care if it gets messy?
11:32And they go, yeah, okay.
11:34I just got home.
11:35I go, sure, sure, sure.
11:36So I put on a T-shirt.
11:37I go, she's probably going to put makeup on me.
11:39I don't know, whatever.
11:40So I go, I don't know what's happening.
11:42So I go, yeah.
11:42And I come around the corner and she hits me in the face
11:46with a whipped cream pie.
11:48Whipped cream goes everywhere.
11:50Goes all over the walls.
11:52Nothing on my shirt.
11:53Nothing. Just all over my face.
11:54I go, what are you doing?
11:56Why would you do that?
11:58And she goes, April Fool's.
12:00No.
12:02No, that's not how April Fool's works.
12:05That's not April Fool's at all.
12:06So I go, that's bad.
12:08I go, I'm going to get you back.
12:10You know, I will.
12:11I'll think of something.
12:12And she goes, do you think I care?
12:15Really?
12:16Where are you getting sassy?
12:17Where are you learning that stuff from?
12:18I go, seriously, I'll do something.
12:19I'll put snakes in your bed or something.
12:21You know?
12:22She goes, I like snakes.
12:24Whatever.
12:25So I go, I get cleaned off.
12:27I go, and I was putting her to bed.
12:29And I gave her a kiss.
12:30Said, all right, I love you.
12:31I turn the lights out.
12:32I go, good night.
12:33I love you.
12:34And I was leaving the room.
12:35She goes, Dad?
12:35I go, she goes, I don't really like snakes.
12:39And I said, do you think I care?
12:43Because they have to learn, eventually, what real life is.
12:48300 snakes.
12:49Anyways, last night, finished the show.
12:51Great show.
12:52We had so much fun.
12:53I'm on my way home.
12:54I get a text, because now they're texting.
12:57And they go, Dad, when are you coming home?
12:58I go, soon.
12:59You'll see.
12:59I'll see you.
13:00She goes, okay, make sure you're wearing something you don't care if it gets messy.
13:04And then a picture of her looking like evil.
13:07And I go, oh, gosh.
13:09So I go, all right, I already know I'm going to get pied or something's going to happen.
13:12So I went home.
13:13I put a t-shirt on.
13:14And I stood in the shower.
13:17And this happened.
13:26I'm so mad.
13:28Are you ready?
13:29No.
13:30I'm so mad.
13:32I'm so mad.
13:33I'm so mad.
13:35I'm so mad.
13:37I'm so mad.
13:38I'm so mad.
13:43I'm so mad.
13:47Unbelievable.
13:48Good timing.
13:49Good timing.
13:50I also licked it.
13:51Because I also licked it.
13:53And her sister was videoing the whole time.
13:56Yeah.
13:56So, anyways, happy April Fool's Day to Winnie and Franny.
13:58You guys got me good.
14:00Starting a new tradition.
14:02Stick around.
14:03When we come back, we'll see you next time.
14:03We've got puppies making their Final Four predictions.
14:06Come on back.
14:18Welcome back.
14:19I'm so excited because this weekend is the NCAA Final Four.
14:24You've got...
14:26You've got UConn taking on Illinois.
14:30We've got Arizona facing off against Michigan.
14:33It is in...
14:36It is impossible to predict who's gonna go all the way,
14:39but you're in luck because when it comes to predicting things,
14:42we have a secret weapon, and it's puppies.
14:45It is time for the Puppy Predictors 2026 Final Four Edition!
14:51Puppy Predictors!
14:55Puppy Predictors!
14:59Welcome to the Puppy Predictors 2026 Final Four Edition.
15:05Here's how it works.
15:06We have four puppies, one for each team, and one bowl of kibble.
15:10Whichever team's puppy gets to the bowl first
15:13will determine who will be crowned the national champs.
15:17Now, let's meet the puppies.
15:21For UConn, we have Donna Braylon.
15:28For...
15:30For...
15:31For Illinois, we have...
15:35Kyle McAdams.
15:37For Arizona, we have...
15:41Ted Mooney.
15:43For Michigan, we have Gary Frick Jr.
15:49All right, guys.
15:50Before I release you, I need you to listen up.
15:52I want this to be a clean race, okay?
15:54I don't want to see any wandering.
15:57Uh, all right.
15:58All right, ready?
15:59On your mark, get set, release the puppies.
16:08Oh!
16:09It's UConn!
16:11UConn is the winner!
16:14We have a winner!
16:16UConn will be crowned the 2026 national champs.
16:20You heard it here, of course.
16:21Enjoy the Final Four, everybody.
16:23We'll be right back with Jack Black.
16:25Great job, everybody!
16:30My gosh, UConn.
16:31Fantastic.
16:41Our first guest is a fantastic actor, comedian,
16:46and a Grammy winner.
16:47He's also the voice of Bowser in the Super Mario Galaxy movie,
16:51which is in theaters now.
16:53And he's hosting SNL this weekend
16:55with musical guest Jack White.
16:58Everyone, please welcome Jack Black!
17:18Woo!
17:21Woo!
17:22Woo!
17:23Woo!
17:24Woo!
17:26That is what I'm talking about!
17:28That's right!
17:32They love you!
17:34They love you!
17:44Oh, my God.
17:47Oh, wow.
17:49Sit back and relax.
17:51Jack Black is in the house.
17:52That was a lot of love.
17:54In the house.
17:57Jack, welcome back to the show.
17:58We always love having you here.
18:00You're back in the building.
18:01I love to be here.
18:02You know, I got to give one more shout-out to the band.
18:04The Roots, you guys.
18:06Oh, the Roots are on fire.
18:08They are unbelievable.
18:10Let's talk about SNL.
18:11You're here in the building.
18:12Saturday Night Live.
18:13It is Jack Black.
18:15It is Jack White.
18:16Yes.
18:17What?
18:17What a one-two punch.
18:19It's a one-two punch.
18:20Did you know about that?
18:21When did you find out about this book?
18:22So, this is crazy.
18:23I got the call that I was going to be on SNL.
18:25I didn't know who the musical guest was going to be.
18:27And then I got a call from Jack White.
18:29And he was like, what do you think?
18:31Should we do this SNL thing?
18:32I was like, what are you talking about?
18:33He's like, wait, they didn't tell you?
18:35I was like, no, you're going to be the musical guest?
18:37And he was like, I'm thinking about it.
18:39Should we?
18:39I wanted to check with you first.
18:41I was like, hell yes, we should.
18:43Jack!
18:44Because I've always secretly wanted to, like, party with Jack White.
18:48Because I was like, wait a second.
18:49We're like the opposite sides of the Jack spectrum.
18:52Yes!
18:52It's like a no-brainer, but it's never, we've never had the opportunity.
18:56And we're going to finally mix it up.
18:58Yes!
18:59Let's see what happens.
19:00It's exciting.
19:02Let's talk about the Super Mario Galaxy movie.
19:06This movie is going to be huge, Bud.
19:07Congrats.
19:08You do great on this.
19:09The first Super Mario made over a billion.
19:11Yeah.
19:12Billion.
19:15Can you believe that?
19:16Dude, that's amazing words.
19:17A billion.
19:19That's nuts.
19:19And then your song, Peaches, by the way, was on the Billboard Hot 100.
19:23That was the best.
19:24That's what I'm talking about.
19:26That was the best.
19:28Dude, did you, is that exciting to have your song on the charts?
19:32Yeah.
19:33I was really stoked that it went viral, as the kids say.
19:36Yes.
19:37And it was a sweet little jam that just sort of came up organically while we were recording.
19:43We were like halfway through the process.
19:45We were like a year into recording Bowser voice, and the writers and director was like,
19:50we have an idea for maybe Bowser sings a song.
19:53And I was like, nah, that's a bad idea.
19:54I'm not going to sing in this movie, guys.
19:56I didn't sign up for a musical.
19:58And then I was like, all right, let me hear what you got.
20:00And they sent it over, and I was like, this is funny.
20:03We got to do this.
20:05And I'm really glad that they did, because it's like a beautiful little nugget of joy in the middle of
20:11that movie.
20:12I was really stoked.
20:12Was it the PG?
20:14Yeah, man, Bowser's got a soft side.
20:17He's a lover and a fighter.
20:19Ooh.
20:20I love that.
20:21I remember I was playing it for my kids, because I was like, dude, you got to hear this.
20:26And they-
20:26Beach.
20:27He's so cool.
20:29And with my style, we're gonna rule.
20:34Beach.
20:35Understand.
20:37Yeah.
20:38And we didn't rehearse it.
20:39I don't know if that's the right key.
20:42I give him a little taste.
20:44That's what I've done.
20:44That's the magic.
20:45I can't help it.
20:46You crushed it as Bowser.
20:48I think, though, I don't know if he got enough respect.
20:52Well, you know, I mean, Bowser got a lot of love in the fans, the Nintendo fans.
20:57But I thank you for bringing that up.
20:59No problem.
20:59Bowser did not get any attention or love from, uh, uh, uh, the Academy.
21:04And I was like, dude, Peaches is a banger.
21:08Everyone's singing.
21:08Your kids are singing.
21:09My kids are singing.
21:09I was like, for a second, I was like, I think we might get a nomination.
21:14And, uh, sure enough, we did not.
21:17What?
21:17It was a good thing.
21:18And I even, like, campaigned for it a little bit.
21:20I'm not ashamed to say it.
21:22I was trying to get that nomination.
21:24Yeah.
21:24And, uh, and then not only did I not get him a nomination, but, uh, my archenemy, the
21:30Goss, Ryan Gosling, did get a nomination.
21:35And I was like, son of a biscuit.
21:38This Gosling always snacking on my potatoes.
21:43Look, I love I'm Just Can.
21:45Love Barbie movie.
21:46Yeah, of course.
21:47But.
21:48But I can't pretend like there wasn't a little professional jealousy.
21:52Yeah.
21:53And then I wrote a song about how jealous Bowser was.
21:57Do you want to hear it?
21:58I'll just, it's really short.
22:01It's really short.
22:03Just imagine me in, like, a full Bowser costume right now.
22:07I can't believe I was a man.
22:11I can't believe I was nominated.
22:14Bowser shall have his revenge.
22:17And that's.
22:17Oh, my God.
22:21That's really dumb.
22:23That's so funny.
22:24Bowser shall have his revenge.
22:27It's very Bowser to be jealous of.
22:29Yeah, of course.
22:30Also, Ryan Gosling, too.
22:31The Goss!
22:32The Goss!
22:33One of the most likable dudes out there.
22:34I want to show everyone a clip.
22:35Here's Jack Black in the Super Mario Galaxy movie.
22:38Take a look.
22:40Bye, suckers!
22:41Hey, get back here.
22:43No, you can't catch the wind.
22:50I just kind of did.
22:52It was a metaphor!
23:05You should probably spit him out.
23:14Oh, that was intense.
23:18Jack Black, everybody!
23:20The Super Mario Galaxy movie is in theaters now,
23:24and you can see him hosting SNL this weekend with Jack White.
23:28More tonight's show after the break.
23:30Stick around, everybody!
23:32I'm Kate, number one, second to none.
23:35Unsufficient time for me to be jacked young.
23:40I'm a star to that.
23:41Yo, I'm a part of that.
23:42Downtown Philly, and it's realer than a heart attack.
23:46Our next guest is a talented actress
23:48who stars in the series
23:50Your Friends and Neighbors.
23:52Season 2 premieres tomorrow on Apple TV.
23:55Please welcome Olivia Munn!
23:59Why can't we be friends?
24:02Why can't we be friends?
24:05Why can't we be friends?
24:06Why can't we be friends?
24:09That's right!
24:10Hey, that's right!
24:13Come on!
24:14Olivia!
24:15Hi!
24:16Welcome back!
24:17You look gorgeous.
24:19Thank you for coming back.
24:20Oh, my gosh.
24:20I always love being here.
24:21How you doing?
24:22How's the fam?
24:23How are the kids?
24:24How's Malcolm?
24:25Everybody is doing great.
24:26Malcolm's doing great.
24:27Send him my regards, please.
24:28I will.
24:29He loves you.
24:30I love that little kid.
24:31He's so cute.
24:31How old is he now?
24:32He's four.
24:34And Maymay is 18 months.
24:35Oh, my gosh.
24:36I know.
24:36And they're just little best friends,
24:37and they're just the best.
24:38Oh, my...
24:39And you told me that Malcolm's into jiu-jitsu?
24:42Yeah, I just got him into jiu-jitsu about a month.
24:44Yeah.
24:45Well, I did martial arts growing up.
24:47You know, it was very important to my mom,
24:48and so all the kids in our family,
24:51we had to do martial arts,
24:52and we had to do it until we made black belts.
24:54So it was very important in our family.
24:55Really?
24:55What kind of a...
24:56Taekwondo.
24:57Wow.
24:58And so I was like,
25:00it's really important for me
25:00that he gets into jiu-jitsu,
25:02and it's so cute because he's in there,
25:03and before he goes in there,
25:04he bows before he walks onto the mat.
25:06It's so cute.
25:07I know.
25:08It's the sweetest thing.
25:09He's this big, yeah.
25:09I know.
25:09It's so cute.
25:10But the other day,
25:12I was getting him changed.
25:13He was putting on his gi and tying his belt,
25:15and we had spent the whole day playing outside
25:17without shoes on.
25:18Yeah.
25:18And so I looked at his feet,
25:19and I was like, they're filthy.
25:20I was like, let me just wipe them down.
25:21He was like, no, I don't want you to.
25:23And I was like, no, you have to.
25:24Like, they're so dirty.
25:25And he was like,
25:25why do I have to wash my feet?
25:27I said, well,
25:27because you're going to share the mat with other kids,
25:29and you need your feet to be clean.
25:30So he begrudgingly let me, you know,
25:32wipe his feet off,
25:33and then as soon as I was done,
25:35he bolted.
25:36He was about to step off onto the street,
25:38and I was like,
25:38Malcolm, you're going to get your feet dirty.
25:40Yes.
25:41And he turned around,
25:41and he gave me that look.
25:43Yeah, yeah.
25:43And then he almost stepped off,
25:47and as soon as he like had one foot in the air,
25:50I went, hey, respect the dojo.
25:54And I was like, who is that?
25:57Like, I was like, am I a tiger mom?
25:59Like, I had no idea that I even had that in me.
26:01Like, who says that?
26:02Respect the dojo.
26:04I love it.
26:04I have never said that in my life.
26:07Maybe it was ingrained in your mind.
26:08It must have been a sensei, like years ago.
26:11I mean, my first sensei, Master Yoon,
26:13he said things like that.
26:15Respect the dojo?
26:15And I don't talk like that.
26:16I think it's a t-shirt now.
26:18You have to make that.
26:19I love respect the dojo.
26:20Respect the dojo.
26:21Oh, my gosh.
26:21And then he,
26:22by the way it worked,
26:23he respected the dojo.
26:24Yeah, that's right.
26:24See, he learned.
26:25That's right.
26:26Good kid.
26:27Good kid, Malcolm.
26:29Your friends and neighbors,
26:30congratulations on Apple TV.
26:32The first episode, season two,
26:35comes out tomorrow.
26:36It's already picked up for season three.
26:38Come on, Olivia Munn.
26:42That's how you do it.
26:43Yeah, thank you.
26:44You guys have great chemistry on the show,
26:46great cast, Amanda Peet, Jon Hamm.
26:48And now James Marsden.
26:49And now James Marsden, by the way.
26:51Here's you and James Marsden, by the way.
26:53Yeah, that's us at our party the other night.
26:55Yeah.
26:56Yeah.
26:56He's fantastic.
26:57Have you known James for a while?
26:59I, okay, I actually have known James,
27:01but I've known him for so long.
27:03So I was born in Oklahoma,
27:06but then raised in Tokyo.
27:07And then at the age of 16,
27:08we came back to Oklahoma,
27:10and I went to this high school
27:11where it was incredibly difficult to make friends,
27:14you know, because at that age,
27:15everyone already is friended up.
27:16Yeah.
27:17And, um, and I had a really difficult time,
27:19but there was one person who asked to be my friend,
27:21and her name is Jenny Marsden,
27:23and it's James' little sister.
27:25No way.
27:26Yeah, and being close to this sister Jenny,
27:28it just made it more attainable,
27:31you know, this, like, this lofty goal.
27:33It was like, oh, if somebody else made it,
27:34maybe I could make it too.
27:36And it wasn't for, like, 13 or 15 years later
27:38where I've had some success,
27:40and I'm in Hollywood,
27:41and I'm at this party,
27:42and I see him across the way,
27:43and I'm like, oh, my God,
27:44it's, I don't, he's, there's no way.
27:46So I went right over to him,
27:48and we just were friends since then,
27:50and now we're working together.
27:51Yeah, in that full circle now,
27:53you're working together.
27:53It's a fantastic story.
27:56What, what's happening with season two?
27:59What's going on?
28:00How do we set up what's happening in season two?
28:01So season two, um, is, you know,
28:04James Marsden's character comes in,
28:05like, the Great Gatsby,
28:06like, the Count of Monte Cristo,
28:07and my character is, um, at, like, just the bottom.
28:11She is, um, just out of prison,
28:13and she has lost everything,
28:15and no one wants to be her friend,
28:17and she's just a social pariah,
28:18and so she's trying to make her way
28:20back into everyone's, you know, good graces.
28:23Yeah, perfect.
28:24Uh, it's great drama,
28:25but also little bits of sprinkles of comedy in there,
28:28and you're really great.
28:29I want to show a clip.
28:30Here's Olivia Munn in season two
28:31of Your Friends and Neighbors.
28:32Take a look.
28:33Tam, you made it.
28:35This looks great.
28:37How did you do all this so fast?
28:39How did I do all this?
28:40I have a team.
28:41Of course you do.
28:42Come on, let's get you a drink.
28:43Oh, thanks, but I just wanted to stop by
28:45and congratulate you.
28:46I'm not staying.
28:48What?
28:49What do you mean you're not staying?
28:50Of course you're staying.
28:51You're my only friend in Westmont Village.
28:52You can't leave me here with all these people.
28:53Come on.
28:54These people will love you,
28:55but I just don't have it in me
28:57to deal with all the withering mean girl stares tonight.
29:01I don't like that.
29:02Oh, they don't love you.
29:05I've burned some bridges.
29:07Well, take it from someone
29:09who's elevated bridge burning to an art form.
29:12There's always another way across.
29:13Come on, Wondra.
29:14No, I'm going to go.
29:16Are you sure?
29:17No.
29:19Ooh, come on now.
29:21Olivia Munn,
29:22season two of Your Friends and Neighbors
29:24premieres tomorrow on Apple TV.
29:27We'll be right back, everybody.
29:30My favorite cartoon
29:32after marriage comes to honeymoon
29:34while I say me.
29:41Our next guest
29:43is making his acting debut
29:45as Michael Jackson
29:47in the new movie
29:48Michael,
29:48which premieres April 24th
29:50in theaters and IMAX.
29:52Please welcome
29:52Jafar Jackson.
30:10Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
30:15Jafar Jackson, welcome
30:17to The Tonight Show.
30:19Amazing.
30:20I love the energy.
30:21Thank you for coming on.
30:22I can't wait to talk about Michael
30:24and what a great performance
30:26you've done in this film.
30:28This is your first movie role.
30:30You're playing Michael Jackson.
30:33Okay?
30:33That's as big...
30:35That's as big as you
30:36could probably pick
30:38for any character
30:40to portray in a film.
30:41But also, this character
30:43that you're playing,
30:44Michael Jackson,
30:45the one that only happens
30:46to be your uncle.
30:48Yes.
30:49So, Jermaine Jackson
30:51is your dad?
30:52Yes, Jermaine is my father.
30:53I love Jermaine Jackson.
30:54You've got to give him my best.
30:56Oh, absolutely.
30:56I love him.
30:57Yeah.
30:59So, how did you...
31:01How did this happen?
31:01You found out
31:02they're making a biopic?
31:03Walk me through it.
31:04Yeah, so...
31:06I saw an article
31:07where it said
31:08that Graham King
31:09got the rights
31:09to tell Michael's story.
31:11Yeah.
31:11And I forgot where I saw.
31:13It was online somewhere.
31:14Graham King has made
31:15Bohemian Rhapsody.
31:16Oh, he's made incredible films.
31:17But he made Bohemian Rhapsody.
31:19The Queen biopic.
31:20Yes.
31:20And my first thought was,
31:22who are they going to get
31:24to play Michael?
31:24And honestly,
31:25I didn't think of myself.
31:26I was like,
31:27this is going to be
31:27really interesting.
31:29Yeah.
31:30Because I didn't know.
31:32So, fast forward
31:33a couple of months,
31:33I get a call from Graham King.
31:35He wanted to have a Zoom.
31:38And I can tell
31:39just by that call
31:40what this was going to lead to
31:41in some way.
31:43And then one thing
31:44led to the other.
31:45We had lunch.
31:46And he's kind of
31:46looking at me like,
31:47he asked me,
31:48have you ever acted before?
31:49I said, never.
31:51I've never wanted
31:51to be an actor.
31:53And I initially told him,
31:55you know,
31:56I grew up wanting
31:57to play golf.
31:58I got into music.
32:00Okay.
32:01If he's making
32:02a golf movie,
32:03sure.
32:04It definitely wasn't
32:05anything Michael related,
32:06but I grew up loving,
32:08obviously,
32:08watching Michael's videos
32:09and studying his moves
32:11and things like that.
32:11But fast forward
32:13to six months in,
32:14he got me a coach
32:15that I start to work
32:17on a lot of scenes
32:18from other films.
32:19And it was a multi-year process.
32:21It wasn't just
32:22a traditional audition.
32:23I definitely had to
32:25earn the role
32:26for a two-year process, really.
32:28Let me just show everybody.
32:30This is Michael Jackson
32:32in the Thriller video
32:33in 1983.
32:34This is Jafar
32:36as Michael
32:37during the Thriller.
32:43And this was,
32:45you filmed this
32:46in the same location
32:46where Michael
32:47did the Thriller video?
32:48The same exact location
32:49for two nights
32:50all through the night.
32:52And we actually
32:52had a full moon
32:53on one of those nights.
32:55It was just crazy.
32:56That's the kind
32:57of Michael Jackson magic.
32:58You had a full moon?
32:59We had a full moon
32:59and it was cold.
33:01I know he shot
33:02during the summer,
33:02but just being
33:04at that location
33:06seeing the zombies
33:07around me was,
33:09I was like,
33:09I mean,
33:10that's one of my favorite videos
33:11other than Smooth Criminal,
33:12but that,
33:13to be in the real location
33:15was incredible.
33:16It really was.
33:17You did such a,
33:18it's a fantastic job
33:19and I want everyone
33:20to see a clip,
33:21but first I want
33:22to let everyone know
33:22that our friends at IMAX
33:23are giving everyone
33:24in the audience
33:25two tickets
33:25to see Michael
33:26in IMAX.
33:27So it got...
33:30Yes!
33:32Come on now!
33:35Thank you,
33:36thank you,
33:36Jafar.
33:36Here's the clip.
33:38Here's Jafar Jackson
33:39in Michael.
33:40Take a look.
33:41She says,
33:42I'm the one
33:43but the kid
33:46is not my son.
33:48Ooh,
33:50baby,
33:51baby.
33:53Ooh,
33:55ooh,
33:57ooh,
33:57ooh,
33:58ooh,
33:59ooh,
34:00ooh,
34:03ooh,
34:05ooh,
34:06ooh,
34:06ooh,
34:07ooh,
34:07ooh,
34:09ooh,
34:11ooh,
34:13come on now!
34:14Ooh,
34:18Jafar Jackson,
34:19everybody!
34:20Michael hits theaters
34:21at IMAX
34:22April 24th.
34:24We'll be right back
34:24with more Tonight Show.
34:25Stick around.
34:27Well done, buddy.
34:29Yeah.
34:30One, two,
34:31one, two.
34:34They say,
34:35your band's temporary
34:36wristband,
34:37I'm a permanent...
34:39Our next guest
34:41is headlining
34:42New York's Radio City Music Hall
34:44April 23rd and 30th,
34:46making his Tonight Show debut.
34:48Please welcome
34:49the very funny
34:49Modi!
34:51Modi!
34:57How are ya?
34:59Ah!
35:02It is so great
35:04to be here.
35:05I just finished
35:06the European leg
35:07of our tour
35:08and it's just
35:10so good
35:10to be back
35:11in America.
35:14Ah,
35:15and to hear English
35:17and to speak English,
35:18what a treat.
35:20Do you know
35:20how lucky we are
35:21that this is
35:22what we speak?
35:23There is zero effort
35:25in speaking English.
35:26I'm speaking to you
35:27right now
35:27in English.
35:28There's no effort.
35:30You breathe in,
35:31you breathe out,
35:32you put some words
35:33and you're done.
35:34We were in countries
35:36where I...
35:37You can't imagine
35:37what they have to go through
35:38to communicate.
35:39We were in Holland.
35:41They speak Dutch.
35:42They have to engage
35:43their core,
35:45suck air in
35:46through their ears
35:48and...
35:57They sound like
35:59someone speaking Yiddish
36:00and having a stroke.
36:03Paris,
36:04we were in France.
36:05Do you know
36:05how hard French is to speak?
36:07Even the French
36:08give up in the middle.
36:20I'm married.
36:21I'm married.
36:22I had just an anniversary
36:24just passed.
36:25Yes.
36:26Yes.
36:27Married, anniversary
36:28to my husband.
36:29I have a husband.
36:31Yes.
36:32Yes.
36:33And whenever fans see us,
36:36they always come up to us
36:37and go,
36:38hey, you're Modi
36:38and you're his gay husband.
36:42And they say it
36:43as if I'm not gay.
36:45But I happen to have
36:46a gay husband.
36:47People have asked,
36:49is Modi gay?
36:49I don't know,
36:50but his husband is.
36:52Yeah.
36:53I was told
36:54I don't give off
36:55a gay vibe.
36:57Yeah.
36:57Leo and I live in Manhattan,
36:58a big building
36:59with a million people
37:00and a lot of gossip.
37:02A lot of gossip.
37:03And the woman
37:04that's in charge
37:05of all the gossip
37:06lives on our floor.
37:09I'm not gonna mention her name.
37:11Sharon Berkowitz.
37:13Yeah.
37:149F,
37:14right when you make the turn.
37:17Two months ago,
37:18she corners me
37:18in the elevator
37:19and says,
37:20uh-huh, uh-huh.
37:22I don't know
37:23if you've heard,
37:24but the lawyer
37:25that bought the apartment
37:26above yours
37:27is a homosexual.
37:31I said,
37:32Sharon,
37:32you're kidding.
37:33I've been sleeping
37:34with him all this time.
37:35I had no idea
37:36he's a lawyer.
37:41Fans are very supportive
37:42and have lots of advice
37:44for us.
37:44Lots of advice.
37:45Yep.
37:46You guys are so cute.
37:47Oh, my God.
37:48You guys should...
37:50You guys should
37:51have a baby.
37:53We can't.
37:56Did you miss that class
37:57in junior high school?
37:59No, there's ways.
38:00There's ways.
38:01With a surrogate
38:02for only $220,000,
38:05you can try.
38:06It doesn't always work.
38:07It doesn't always take.
38:10Leo and I took $220,000
38:12and redid all the bathrooms
38:14in our Connecticut home.
38:16Yes.
38:17Yes.
38:19And they all work.
38:21Yes.
38:21They all took.
38:22They took seven weeks.
38:24But now we have
38:25the heated floors
38:26and the steam shower.
38:27Lots of joy we have
38:28from this.
38:29Yeah, yeah.
38:30Lots of advice
38:31they have for us.
38:32You guys should
38:33rescue a dog.
38:35We rescued a Porsche.
38:38Yeah.
38:39It was in a car lot
38:40of the dealership.
38:42It's all alone.
38:43There's almost a year old.
38:45Couldn't just leave it there.
38:47Leo fell in love with it.
38:48Now Leo brings it everywhere.
38:49So it's a win-win.
38:51Yeah.
38:52Yes.
38:56My husband is younger.
38:58He's 10, 12 years younger than me.
39:0122 years younger.
39:0210 and 12.
39:03Yes.
39:04He's a millennial.
39:06A millennial.
39:07Yeah.
39:07Yeah.
39:08Yeah.
39:09We have small little
39:10generational differences.
39:12For example,
39:13I wear a watch.
39:14I've worn a watch
39:15ever since I was 13 years old.
39:17Millennials don't wear watches.
39:19But this past summer,
39:20we're on the beach.
39:21I look over.
39:22I see Leo wearing
39:23a black watch.
39:25I said,
39:25Leo,
39:26what time is it?
39:27It doesn't tell you the time.
39:31I said,
39:31your watch doesn't tell you the time.
39:33It's not a watch.
39:34It's a whoop.
39:36I said,
39:36what does your whoop tell you?
39:38It tells me how I'm doing,
39:40how I'm actually doing.
39:44So I look at my wrist.
39:46I see a gold Rolex.
39:48I know I'm doing good.
39:52And I also know what time it is.
39:59Oh, my God.
40:03Tammy Robinson will be proud.
40:04Can you be proud?
40:06Modi, everybody!
40:08That's right.
40:10See Modi at Radio City Music Hall
40:12April 23rd and 30th.
40:14My thanks to Jack Black,
40:16Olivia Munn,
40:18Jafar Jackson,
40:19Modi once again!
40:23And the Roots ride there
40:25from Philadelphia,
40:26Pennsylvania.
40:29Stay tuned for Late Night
40:30with Seth Meyers.
40:31Good night, everybody.
40:33Close that pocket.
40:36Get into it.
40:47Get on up.
40:48And it's in New York City
40:49just like no other
40:50that's right tonight.
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