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00:09in Rhode Island everyone knows everyone people here they don't look down on other states but
00:15they are weirded out that other states exist the ocean state it's teeny but to us it's the center
00:23of the universe welcome to Rhode Island where nobody tells anybody the truth then everybody
00:29just lies to each other's faces but talk behind their back welcome I love it here
00:36the smallest state with the biggest attitude what are you gonna do Rhode Island's small so we all know
00:42each other we know your aunt we know your uncle we know your third cousin everybody has like these
00:50deep roots I do love you guys it's a trauma bond in this group they call me the flip-flopper
00:59don't with me you're a troll welcome to Rhode Island bitch this is how we roll I love you
01:06did she just hug her
01:09liz is the dominant figurehead here at some point how do I not say you're delulu
01:16I'm scary boo why this is so weird we're friends why do you see a similarity
01:25Rosie's brave she's not afraid to call people out she's moving into an apartment and the old guy
01:31that she cheated on with the new guy is paying for it but I'm the problem if I'm trying to
01:37find out if I'm
01:38an FBI agent I'm calling Joellen she knows everything every morning he goes to her house
01:44he's at the gym every morning does Brian look like he goes to the gym
01:48ruler rejects confidence and beauty she's a boss everybody tells me that I run a tight ship
01:53I let you track me you know where I am every second Kelsey's stunning she's beautiful she's smart
01:59she's one of my best friends she's probably bought me those flowers those go away a Chanel
02:04bag stays for life I don't refer to myself as a sugar baby my boyfriend is like actually attractive
02:10the money is just a plus Ashley isn't from here so she's new to the group who's tired of yelling
02:17and
02:18fighting all the time so it's just go to the office right now just relax I'm gonna cry she's gonna
02:25cry
02:25again she's gonna cry again hold on this is not the kind of people that I'm usually around never have
02:31I ever had sex on a boat I think I had sex with my ex on a boat I mean
02:35I think we had sex on land
02:36it's Rhode Island when someone says something we all hear it this petty slut has been trying
02:45everything to put stuff out there as though my husband's involved and or stone but and that's
02:50not the case but he is she married her sister's boyfriend she has two boyfriends right
03:03you may not know Rhode Island but here secrets don't stay buried for very long her husband's a
03:10foot doctor but I think he's doing more than rubbing foot you want some cheese
03:27I would love a glass of wine I'm a little stressed you want red wine here we go anything any
03:32color
03:32because when my family when they come over I just need that edge off you know what I mean
03:39why is she saying deck the halls because it's Christmas that's the last time I set the table
03:45that's actually the truth don't make me die Selena is my mini me
03:52she likes everything that I like at a store she'll be like mom this is cute and I'll be like
03:56it is cute
03:57good job high five okay I'll do it and she loves Britney Spears I love Britney Spears
04:05what is that this is a cheese a soft cheese with the crackers where are the crackers I got them
04:10in
04:10there relax you're in the restaurant business I thought you would be better help today
04:15Billy owns like a bunch of restaurants in Rhode Island and my favorite is it's a mama
04:19I want to talk to you about like a new picture you made me do this like girly pizzeria so
04:28hi oh good so how far away are you I don't even know I have a big Italian family
04:35I have six aunts and we all live in Rhode Island
04:40Alicia wants to move back to Cranston someday really bad because she misses being with family
04:46it's just so far you're gonna pack a lunch just to go there I would have been to your house
04:52Nikki
04:52four times already and back
04:56when I was eight months pregnant Billy moved us all the way in Providence
04:59that was terrible
05:01we're finally here yay now we have to carry all the food in
05:06hello baby
05:08hi how are you
05:09hi auntie you look beautiful
05:11hi
05:11you look gorgeous
05:12you look gorgeous
05:13oh my god you look gorgeous
05:14manja manja manja
05:17my grandfather he opened up superior bakery and a few other pizza restaurants and he was like well known all
05:22over Rhode Island
05:24Billy I love this house don't get me wrong but I say we can build a beautiful one in Cranston
05:30Billy what a wedding you could have out here
05:33talk to your niece
05:35Alicia why don't we have a wedding here
05:39not here no no I wouldn't do that here
05:41you get married
05:43oh please come on just do it
05:45I'll take next year
05:46listen I'm aging
05:50me and Billy got engaged when I was about seven months pregnant nine years ago
05:56Billy I want you to get your swagger back and just beg her against the wall do something
06:01oh my god
06:03can we eat
06:04I'm starving
06:10Alicia have you seen Liz
06:12yeah oh my god I love Liz
06:14she has a very big fear of frogs
06:16Liz?
06:17Liz has no fear of me
06:19I've known Liz since I was born
06:21they used to call her Cece
06:23yeah I remember her being like beautiful she was older than me but sometimes Liz makes me nervous
06:29she's definitely a queen Queen Elizabeth
06:32she lives in like the most gorgeous castle
06:53look Ganja it's a beautiful day oh Ganja look at all of this look at how blessed we are
07:01everyone always says I'm blonde and I bite people's heads off
07:06where you going is it too hot for your little feeties and I get this a lot lately I can
07:12be scary
07:13let's go see dad Jerry
07:19oh stinks in here
07:21Jerry and I met at a bar Jerry McGraw you want your morning drink
07:26yeah please Jerry and I were married about six months and that was when you know the whole
07:31ancestry DNA thing was blowing up I mean if you look at Jerry and you look at me no one's
07:38ever going to say we're
07:38related but we are related somewhere down the line you want to be called dad I'll call you dad
07:45daddy
07:49when I met Jerry he told me he had three girls and they were little I was not prepared to
07:56be a mom
07:57school uniforms hair baths lunches I go to drive away but like ah stop Skyla's not in the car yet
08:07Skyla's got one foot in the car Jerry
08:13hey babe let's discuss the day shall we yeah gonna not do the bundle bag this year Jerry and I
08:21own a
08:21cannabis dispensary we were one of the first on the East Coast I like to believe that we trailblazed
08:31it looks amazing pour it out some this slip or bait cards my husband's the king of cannabis so I
08:39think
08:40that by proxy that makes me the queen of weed where you going in East Greenwich like blue or Water
08:48Street or one of those places I'm gonna take all right the dinghy be nice to meet Kelsey while it's
08:54a nice day
09:02thank you Simon welcome I know Kelsey because I grew up with her boyfriend thank you Kelsey and
09:10her boyfriend they have an age disparity but I don't think he's that old cuz he's actually my age
09:32I'm not really oh my armpits Dolly look at that clean doc I already have swamp ass waiting for you
09:46nothing wrong with the little swamp ass here or there Dolly you made it in one piece and you're dry
09:52I'm gonna put this on my chair so my ass doesn't sweat Liz what do you want um yeah gin
09:59was mother's
10:00milk to her I'm gonna have a Hendrix are we're gonna have a spicy tuna and extra extra lemons please
10:10thank you I pick the seeds out oh that's right you have a crazy aversion to lemon seeds no her
10:28staff at
10:29the house they do it's true fourth of July what are you thinking well he's not gonna be in town
10:37I'm used to it but when I have my free time and I'm solo to be honest I love it
10:45and look at you baby you got everything
10:49I live a life of lunchery and I've been lucky to be a lady of leisure for 10 years now
10:56living in a 16,000 square foot home the house literally has everything that I need four kitchens 79 TVs
11:06the closet best part basically in a different zip code just to get to the bedroom
11:14my boyfriend's family is probably one of the most prominent families in the state of Rhode Island
11:19and he has allowed me to live a life of not being able to work I first met him when
11:27I was 19 I saw him
11:28on a boat this guy is tall dark handsome he made out for two hours straight didn't even come up
11:35for air
11:37where we started dating 10 years ago he's the whole reason why I became Miss Rhode Island
11:43if I didn't have that extra push from him I would have never had the balls to do it he's
11:47a good person
11:48he's a good man and for a good five months of a year he's gone so like I'm in a
11:53literal empty house
11:54where it's just me sweetie sitting on the couch I'm bored in this house all by myself
12:02my relationship is very unorthodox you know this man dates multiple people and for the first half
12:11of the year my boyfriend is in Miami and when he's in Miami he's with somebody else all right have
12:20a
12:21good day I'll talk to you later but now I'm at that crossroads where I just hit 30 and I
12:28want more for
12:29myself I want to be in a committed relationship with one person but at his age in his life there's
12:35not one thing he's going to change he is who he is and either I accept it or I have
12:42to leave
12:43the good has always outweighed the bad I get that you don't want to be second fiddle I always thought
12:50when I first started dating him I'm in this man's life for however long this man wants me to be
12:55in
12:55his life for and I don't feel like necessarily I was ever in control of that but you are okay
13:01with
13:01that but now as you're growing into your skin and maturing oh no I mean I know I feel like
13:15I for a long
13:16time like I don't know what the right thing to do is of course I love him and that's what
13:23sucks
13:23because I I do care so much about him I know it's scary coming from a point of having it
13:30all to a point
13:31of making it all on your own it's like stepping into the unknown is the hardest part for me because
13:37I've had the most amazing life I don't know coming up next on the Real Housewives of Rhode Island
13:48Rosie was questioning your relationship and hello there I'm a cold bitch at the end of the day when
13:54it comes to my relationship I don't need to explain what I want to do with anybody
14:15it looks so pretty here I haven't been to this new side hi welcome to my tunic do you have
14:19a
14:19reservation today yes is it under you Gary Tiberi or Joel in Tiberi okay yep right this way thank you
14:26thank you so much you are enjoy oh this is gorgeous I know it looks really pretty this is the
14:32best tea in the
14:33house do you want to get a drink yes oh dear what kind of night is this gonna be gonna
14:38be a good night
14:39if we start off with a shot Gary and I met in high school he was like that hot senior
14:44and I was like
14:45this little innocent freshman and I'd walk by his locker and be like hi and he finally said oh you're
14:52Jen's little sister I don't already know what I want my sister loved him but I was like I want
14:57to
14:58try this man and I chased him and then finally I got him the sun will set it'll be beautiful
15:04like
15:04the wedding it's weird though looking back like just thinking about like some of the people I even
15:08had like at our wedding party we've grown apart but I pretty much hang with all my guys still my
15:16mouth gets me in so much trouble with everybody I truly do not know why anyone tells me things when
15:22somebody says you know don't tell anyone of course I'm not gonna like I'm gonna just tell my best
15:26friend and like my other best friend and that's it I tell them not to tell anyone but if they
15:31do
15:32that's on them thank you for taking me here you know I love it absolutely it's our favorite thank
15:37you loving me tolerating me I know it hasn't been easy with me I come across scary I know that
15:44I can
15:44be a bitch but I'm not actually a bitch it's been easy for me babe when people get to know
15:50me
15:50they're not as scared as scared hello how we doing hi how are you how are you do we want
15:56to start out
15:56with any appetizers at the moment the oysters are North Stars and East Beach wands and then I'm a
16:00tuna store in front a dozen sounds great thank you can't wait to get these oysters everyone in the
16:07house is sick but I'm glad that we got out I think Julie just looks like a 24-hour thing
16:12you think so
16:12having three kids might as well be having 500 children if you put this on I will give you a
16:25cake
16:25pop please I'm that PTA mom that buys cookies and then throws them in the Tupperware to bring them to
16:33a bake sale it's been a tough year I think like having three kids going back to work overwhelming me
16:40you know like your mom like this old-school time she didn't work I work in aesthetic sales so I
16:45work
16:45with a lot of plastic surgeons dermatologists med spas my counterpart will go in sell them a device such as
16:52a laser microneedling fat reduction body contouring I then go in and I teach them how to use this I
16:59swear
16:59to God because it's cold I feel nothing I like working I like making my own money and not having
17:04to rely
17:04on Gary like what's this for it's probably for Botox alrighty thank you I'll do a dirty martini extra
17:13dirty with blue cheese olives sounds great should know I'm so you're trying to get me drunk Mr. Tiberi
17:19drink let's don't want one of two ways for you just you know that's either gonna be really a fun
17:23night
17:24for us or it's gonna be I'm gonna go right to sleep
17:39what is all this powder oh wait the powder's coming out of the vacuum no wonder why I keep
17:45cleaning oh my god I can't I love that Rosie is the Taurus and she's very loyal she's a girl's
18:14you look like a supermodel people are gonna be like asking for your autograph oh my god stop
18:17I've known Rosie for two years now I think I'm bad at math the girl who used to do my
18:21Botox was
18:22her best friend anyways she's fun we have fun together and we became really close over the past
18:28year and before that I knew of her because Rosie was a newscast girl we have a crash in Providence
18:34on 95 northbound it's right before Thurber's out of the shoulders block I recently found out that
18:39my stepdad had a crush on her I wanted to throw up my mouth I was a TV reporter and
18:45anchor on the
18:46number one station here in Rhode Island I don't think it's any shock to anyone that the only people
18:49watching the news the last 10 years were 50 plus if I don't go somewhere and somebody says my
18:54grandfather loves you then I've had a bad day oh my god this is really pretty down here by the
18:59way
18:59happy anniversary oh thank you it's actually this weekend oh my god me and Rich have been married
19:05for one year Rich is by far my best friend and he's my biggest supporter we're gonna be so tall
19:10with these on good Rich has a million hobbies that make him money he like flips houses with his uncle
19:17he DJs he sings you want to come here a Sinatra tune this is a song to listen to right
19:22here he became
19:23a Frank Sinatra singer good night ladies and gentlemen thank you so much not an impersonator he gets
19:28really upset when people say that this is a lymphatic don't fall in the woods and roll down in the
19:34water
19:34because I'm not saving you this isn't even that hard like I've had heels way harder than this
19:38this is actually like such a vibe it's actually really fun can we both get the job I do have
19:46fun
19:46with Rosie I cook like this I cook I clean this is my type of exercise it's good for your
19:53lymphatic
19:54system it's good for your feet to do this for some reason I don't know the girl who does my
19:58massages
19:59says that this was like the most cardio I've done in a while me too and I almost died
20:03I was trying to do James Fonda talk to me about this picnic so yeah it's a work event for
20:12my TV show
20:12I have a lifestyle show that airs on Saturdays and Sundays I just do segments with local businesses
20:18I literally had to fast all day just to be hungry for this shoe you serious yeah because I took
20:23those
20:23on pick like two days ago tomorrow I'm hosting a picnic it's actually a collab I'm doing with a
20:29picnic company that does like posh picnics and so we're setting up an entire picnic so we might as
20:34well shoot the segment and then have some of my friends come by and we can actually enjoy it
20:38honestly the only thing I'm worried about Joellen's gonna be there do you think she'll be nice
20:46I don't know how to like put her in her place a lot tomorrow you might have to I met
20:52Joellen through
20:53Alicia she grew up with Joellen they're in a clique Liz and Kelsey are in the clique as well I
21:01want to be
21:01friends with everyone here's the thing like if you're gonna be in this friend group like you have
21:05to be friends with Joellen but she also does have like a reputation that precedes her and I told
21:10her to her face I was like you're actually really nice and you're not being mean I think Joellen
21:14likes to throw shade sometimes I think that she's so insecure about being like this villain in her
21:18mind and her life she should stop being that she like is constantly trying to put the like the
21:22darkness on everybody else so no one's paying attention to like her the reason I'm extra nervous
21:27with Joellen is because recently it was very casual day at her house she invited everybody over we
21:32were all wearing sweatpants and she said some nasty things about me when she didn't think I could hear her
21:38but I clock everything we've all heard the rumor it's like it's crazy what people say I didn't know
21:43she was a swinger I just heard the rumor about it I heard a rumor too but I want to
21:49know I still
21:50want to know call me nosy fine eff it I am nosy I've known Joellen forever since she was in
21:54middle
21:55school and I've known her family I was best friends with Jen the Joellen sister and I did communion with
22:00Gary I think we even made our confirmation together too so Gary and I are very close not as close
22:06as him
22:07an assistant Lord what do you mean by that Jen and Gary might have had like a little thing in
22:13high
22:16school look at that pigeon thing what is that little bird long stem bird it's so hot I should know
22:24this
22:26an ostrich no that's wrong that bird is beautiful a long neck like a swan an anorexic swan a swan
22:33a
22:36flamingo we're a really ugly flamingo I love birds coming up next on the real housewives of around
22:46is that I was evil and that even children went with me I don't think I said that to your
22:50face but I do
22:51feel that way she's gonna love the disco balls I know
23:23do you need help with anything no I'm good actually yeah Rich take this okay wait you guys
23:28this looks so good growing up I wanted to be Ryan Seacrest I was lining up my little teddy bears
23:34and
23:34pretending to interview the teddy bears that's what I wanted to do when I was little whoa can you take
23:41this down for me when I'm done with it uh I have an event that I have to go to
23:44so yeah but I only need
23:45it to get changed okay me and Rich met when I was an intern for the morning show that he
23:52was the
23:53on-air producer for all right do you want me to check see if Kevin's ready I mean yeah okay
23:57and now
23:58don't you're my intern now bitch we are rolling okay hey guys welcome back to Road Trippin I'm your
24:05host Rosie Woods today we are at the beach right here in East Greenwich and we are having a posh
24:10picnic okay so first to start with your title chief salami officer of charcuterie creations okay so I
24:19brought a charcuterie board for you girls to enjoy some artisanal sandwiches and a fruit platter
24:30I'm at the picnic because Alicia wanted me to come however I'm not a fan of Rosie is she filming
24:41road trippin
24:44all right that's enough I just want you to know um there's 215 views damn it I gave her a
24:52view
24:53that was great that's all we need this is beautiful oh my god I'm gonna die
24:59over here is the charcuterie and then over here your gift bags I like love that bag
25:12thank you hi nice to meet you I love your dress thank you hi nice to meet you with a
25:18little bucket
25:19oh yeah oh my god stop it is that Dunkin Donuts oh my goodness if there's one thing that'll warm
25:27up a
25:28Rhode Island crowd it is Dunkin Ashley's my really good friend we originally bonded over the fact that
25:34like we both love boy bands we both love the Disney Channel all the little dumb things that
25:39teenage girls really care about this is like the best gift I've ever gotten other than the fact that she
25:43was on The Bachelor and is super famous we're basically the same person married to Jared Haven
25:49Rhode Island native very proud I met him on Bachelor in Paradise when I saw him for the first time
25:56I was
25:57like hit by this love at first sight thing and then it turned out to be true now that we've
26:03been married for
26:04six years we're in the real life part of the fairy tale with the real life stuff is happening you
26:09got
26:09to go potty don't you you have to go poopy are you sure people will tell us all the time
26:15oh my god
26:15your love is so inspiring oh my god thank you but also know that like we're also sitting next to
26:20each
26:20other on the couch at night going like this okay so Ashley tell me about you I'm from Virginia okay
26:26yeah so I met my husband on The Bachelor where did you get married down uh we got married at
26:31Kay
26:31Chapel in Newport okay and we had our reception at Rosecliff I will say that Rhode Island is different
26:37yeah because it's so close to knit if they didn't see you in kindergarten problem I've never been to
26:45a state where people are so proud to be from it I haven't in the four years that we've been
26:51here
26:52really like made my own group right I think it's just a hard place to infiltrate because it's like
26:58if you're not from Rhode Island like suspect what did you guys do yesterday Kelsey came by yesterday
27:06we're in a good time how is Kelsey you know she's going through a lot I feel like I've relied
27:12on him
27:12for so much like I wouldn't have to worry about how much things cost I was 20 years old now
27:18I'm 31
27:18that's 11 years of sugar you know she's kind of like in between like what she wants to do for
27:24the future it's like a personal change yeah I think she's you know she doesn't know you know I don't
27:29know
27:33she's 31 and she wants to make it she doesn't know you know I don't know she's a doll though
27:40oh my god let's play that game never have you ever yeah I usually end up with all five fingers
27:45up
27:45okay never have I ever done any butt stuff wait so you put it down if you've done it if
27:51you've done
27:51it obviously I like it with guys that have like skinny wieners if someone ever touched my butt I
27:57would actually get a gut and kill them never have I ever had a threesome okay no you've never had
28:04like any threesomeness okay here's a good one never have I ever had a polygamist wait what does that
28:11mean again like if you have like a boyfriend here and then you have a boyfriend somewhere else do you
28:15imagine I thought Kelsey was that you thought Kelsey was what isn't she have like her boyfriend has a
28:22girlfriend here and a girlfriend in Florida no I don't know you should ask her yeah I would love to
28:27I'm very confused but there's so many rumors about it but I like don't know anything about it I mean
28:31this is what bothers me about Rosie she's constantly talking whether it be me or Kelsey or any other
28:39friend I would actually pick up the phone and call her and be like so before I embarrass you in
28:42front
28:43of people you want to like and take ownership with this and she's like well this person said this and
28:48yes I did say that but only because it's always an excuse I just want to know like who do
28:53you want
28:53to spend Christmas with do you spend Thanksgiving with one and Christmas with another and I totally
28:59get that because you get double presents what do you mean double presents like on Christmas do you
29:03have to buy for both I thought her boyfriend had another girlfriend what are you saying she's another
29:07boyfriend if you have a question ask her that's all I'm gonna say these are all rumors that's why I'm
29:13asking Rosie you constantly talk and I don't love it like I'm a very nosy person nosy Rosie I have
29:20questions I have follow-up questions what do you expect from me I used to be a reporter it's
29:24actually hilarious that you would say that because I heard you talking about me that's not true at
29:29all and I still invited you to my picnic here today to be nice to you I mean it's okay
29:33we went to your
29:34house you talked about me to Kelsey and then you were surprised that I sat there quiet I heard you
29:38talking about the wine that I brought I mean the wine was very very cheap you said I was evil
29:44and that
29:45even children wouldn't like me what I said that to your face but I do feel that way if you
29:52don't
29:53want me talking about what you've done to me then stop doing and that'll be the solution and you
29:57didn't have to come to my picnic I didn't have to pay a thousand dollars for your gift bag shut
30:03the
30:03off like are you out of your mind if you don't want me talking about what you've done to me
30:18then
30:18stop doing and you don't have to come to my picnic no Rosie shut the off like are you out
30:25of your mind
30:29so on likes to throw jobs when she can she has a side to her where she switches up real
30:34quick if
30:35she knows something that she can say me and she's gonna say it and that's what the beauty of Joellen
30:39I literally invited you here I like an olive branch and you're just being like yourself I don't know
30:44what victim card you're trying to play you're the one that's mean to me it's like leave me alone no
30:48don't cry listen no good job everybody I'm like you're so mean I don't like that you think I'm a
30:54bad person listen Rosie listen I'm not trying to make you cry let's start over okay yeah start
31:03from here who I did no no I just want to move on let's just pretend nothing happened and just
31:12start
31:12brush everyone put their hands in I really believe in Alicia Rosie put your hands on top go ahead
31:21I'm trying to start over with you all right I'm trying to want you guys I wanted to invite all
31:26of
31:26you guys I'm having a fourth of July party Rosie included thank you I want to invite all of you
31:30guys to it it's gonna be fun I haven't been to a fourth July party like ever so it's very
31:34exciting
31:34I'm excited for it I'm excited for it I want Rosie I'm here because I want to just get past
31:40the
31:41bull I am hopeful that we can just move forward and go to the fourth of July party and have
31:47a good
31:47time but I am nervous I'm gonna try to come up with a really cute gift so I have to
31:54figure that out
31:54I say that we cheers to a new start and thanks for um I think I've had a great time
32:01actually you
32:02except for the fighting Ashley guys there's nothing left in here
32:07cheers
32:10can we play Monopoly one day
32:27oops
32:33I am so freaking excited to get my car back you don't like the truck no parking that thing is
32:39significantly different than my car it's just bigger she's got a big ass on her she has a huge ass
32:45I have not had coffee yet today what do you want you can make it a turtle it's been almost
32:50four years
32:51since we opened up Audrey's coffee house and lounge it is the second rated celebrity owned restaurant in
32:58the United States Bon Jovi being number one the ice machines not working again me it's always
33:05something else to swear now is it a huge moneymaker no I thought I would make more money than it
33:12is
33:13thank you so I met Jo Ellen who's hold on a second Ava I'm sorry what were you saying anyway
33:21or at the picnic you can just come right around man sorry just right in that corner is perfect I'm
33:25sorry thank you bro I haven't really filled you in on that but I should because tomorrow you
33:31were invited to the fourth July party yeah
33:38Carter Melissa said that she could take care of the kids so tomorrow you will have Rich that you
33:44know you'll know Rich and Rosie love Rich yeah was Rosie was mentioning us carpooling just because
33:50she's like a little nervous why is she nervous because she has to see Jo Ellen again what happened
33:55between Rosie and Jo Ellen from what I heard from Rosie beforehand is that Jo Ellen had a whole bunch
34:01of
34:02ladies over her house and Rosie brought over a six dollar like bottle of wine to which I would
34:10totally do the same I would have maybe you know spent a little bit more than six dollars on a
34:15bottle
34:15of wine cheapish Katie um well what time are you coming home uh I don't know I've been trying to
34:24reduce my hours here I think I've been doing a good job you've been doing a really good job it's
34:28hard
34:28when Jared first opened Audrey's he was working 100 hours a week while he's adjusted his hours to be
34:38home much more he still focuses like all this time and energy at Audrey's and then there's two kids at
34:44home that I have to go be with so Audrey's is our third child here's my thing about this place
34:50I know
34:51that you love it but like you don't light up about it no I don't you could be living a
34:57more enjoyable
34:58life by doing something I don't know what it is yet whether it's you doing but like that can go
35:04weeks
35:04not seeing me smile I know Jared and I are influencers I have a bigger following in him but he
35:13could still
35:13live a very wonderful life off the following that he has and like the opportunities that come to him
35:19but he wanted something outside of social media and man oh man did he get it
35:25you know how you're constantly thinking about Audrey's I'm constantly thinking how am I gonna make
35:30Jared happy how can I don't want you to do that I of course I don't want that it's the
35:35last thing I
35:36want it's just like can we just have fun like I just want to like not have you thinking about
35:41Audrey's I know I need to be better at it I couldn't agree more okay poor Jason's waiting
35:47for his drink Jason coming up next on the Real Housewives of Rhode Island truthfully was it brought
35:55up by you about the way my relationship is I mean Joellen brought it up Joellen brought it up no
36:10I need to pick out our fourth of July outfit okay so this is what mom's gonna wear you don't
36:16like it
36:21so bend your knees a little more good good squeeze you think Lululemon comes up with camel toe free
36:32leggings what's today it is the fourth of July hi babe why aren't you dressed I am dressed a little
36:40for what all right you'll be right back Angel for the party I've rented a house in Portsmouth on the
36:49water you want me to wear the blue linen yeah I think you look very handsome in that fourth of
36:53July is huge in Rhode Island but I have no idea what the fourth of July is about Plymouth Rock
37:03Columbus Plymouth Rock is in Massachusetts which is our neighbor it's just it has something to do
37:07with like the Nina Pinta and Santa Maria for the giant big in Rhode Island I don't know why she's
37:21got
37:21a party you're not skimming the pool please I need you to get ready I'm gonna go skim the pool
37:26no no
37:27don't skim the pool my mom's coming oh god hi where's my babies I think they're in the playroom over
37:39there thank you for watching them I decided to fulfill my commitment fulfill your commitment as
37:45a grandmother let me know how much I owe you for tonight is it holiday double time how dare you
37:49say
37:50I charge you then why did I send you money I think that the maternal gene it skipped um my
37:56mother and
37:57grandmother thank you you're the best I was doing regular teenage things but my mom mistook that for
38:03just very bad behavior my mother was really hard on me I need to get dressed you need any help
38:09with
38:09that no I don't need any help with that I had no guide to how to be a good mother
38:15Jolie we're gonna
38:16have fun look Nanny's here do you want to have fun with her so I'm doing the best that I
38:20can and I
38:21just pray that my kids turn out amazing hi how are you appreciate it thank you so much I'm sorry
38:28for
38:28keeping you waiting we have three kids I'm so stressed out from that my mom I'm just nervous
38:35about three kids and her I have to call and check in I have Rosie come to the party I'm
38:40proud of you
38:41for that Rosie made the comment about Kelsey having two boyfriends just kind of like mind your own
38:45business I can't imagine she acts up well if she wants that smoke with you she shouldn't if she knows
38:51what's good for her I do wish that this was a kid's welcome party Jolyn has kids right she has
39:01three
39:01she does and I brought her these amazing fireworks I'm sure she'll complain about them entire bouquet
39:05and then I also got a bottle of champagne Rich did you bring that I have the champagne hey Rich
39:09has
39:10got the champagne how much was the champagne I don't know like 60 bucks oh that's great that's great
39:15I am showing up tonight with a gift for Jolyn even though she made me cry because my goal in
39:19life
39:19is just for everyone to like me and I know deep down that that is the most unrealistic thing you
39:25could ever want but it's all I want so I'm just gonna keep trying wow imagine if I tumbled down
39:46the
39:46stairs hi for the party we are going to have a raw bar we're gonna have caricatures I have this
39:54plan
39:54to do caviar wieners somebody's gonna be falling somebody's definitely falling I may not cook I may
40:00not clean I may not have sex all the time but I know how to throw a good party yeah
40:05we got to get
40:05the hot dog set up and you gotta get that into the kitchen my effing here's my face wait where's
40:12everyone I don't need anyone here Jo Ellen this is absolutely gorgeous how are you thank you for
40:32characters caricature feel like they have characters characters caricatures
40:51Dolores Catania she owns my heart we're going right to the bar we met at a cannabis convention
40:59back when Frank was just getting into the industry hi everybody this is Dolores and I said just come
41:07visit see what it's like for a summer okay well I'm gonna start with this we're crabbing we're crabbing
41:13I make a good crab sauce last time I made crab sauce that I caught myself I was pregnant for
41:19Gabby
41:19I trust Dolores she knows where the berries the bodies are buried she knows where the berries are bodied
41:31Dolores Dolores what a treat doll you're a dream hi gorgeous oh my god my earrings got cold when my
41:39heels keep getting oh mine did too mine did too I've known Joellen since I was in high school she
41:44used to
41:45work at a tanning salon that my friend used to work at Joellen was hooking up with the owner of
41:49the tanning
41:49salon and then the owner and his wife you look beautiful how how gorgeous you look she's ballsy
41:57do you guys want to sit down there yeah yeah let's go honey can you get us all drinks sure
42:01come share
42:02me the way let's go go oh you son of a bitch you're a liability Alicia I am a liability
42:08oh no this is
42:09steep now wait wait for me give me your hand I got it we did it we're not getting back
42:18up just so you
42:18know oh look at this guy he's a good one what is this oh thank you babe you're a great
42:25husband love
42:26you cheers everybody cheers ladies welcome Dolores thank you welcome to Rhode Island yes thank you for
42:34having me tell me what you love about Rhode Island the most have you been my first time out of
42:39Jersey I
42:39was 18 and I came here is there a beach in New Jersey yeah hello there I think Rosie's here
42:56she
42:59gonna be annoyed at you because you're wearing all red there's like she's wearing all red I don't know
43:02the devil in red I'll be back you said it not us just said that just to be funny she's
43:09not the
43:10devil drunken words or sober thoughts I want to tell you what happened at the picnic I need you to
43:16know I stuck up for you that's always sounds good I know that's always a really good story so Rosie
43:21was
43:21questioning your relationship and polygamy and Alicia was like does Kelsey have two boyfriends where does she go for
43:30Christmas like what's happening I'm like why don't you ask her that I just met Rosie and Joellen's
43:38but I feel like I can sniff out the people that aren't girls girls Rosie is not a girl's girl
43:46is there a reason she's asking you about your relationship going through something or
43:53um my relationship is the only thing that makes me upset don't even sweat that rumors are rumors we
44:02all know that they're not all factual I'm a cold bitch at the end of the day but when it
44:09comes to my
44:09relationship that's like my choice I don't need to explain what I want to do with anybody
44:24like I don't understand what she wants to know she's who cares who the I want to date
44:29they're talking about something I'm worried about it
44:35the thing is is you have two choice you can don't be upset though you can either let it wipe
44:39it off and
44:40walk right by or you can go and say what the you guys why are you talking about me when
44:45I'm not in a
44:46girl when I'm ready you're the hostess she's here and you need to go say hello to her and we
44:53should
44:53all go and you're gonna have to greet yeah you're right I invited her to my party and I'm here
44:58to be
44:59kind to everybody all right let's I'm gonna take your arm though hi guys hi hi good you're beautiful
45:10thank you for inviting me I've got you this oh my god it's a fireworks we had um that was
45:29thoughtful and
45:29creative and then this is like your real good thank you once again a gift that I wouldn't give somebody
45:40I'm making hot dogs with caviar right now oh my god
45:43do you like a caviar wiener you guys caviar wiener there's no way I'm having caviar wiener no no
45:53you gotta try it I'm not doing it's delicious hi guys hi Kelsey how are you doing how are you
46:01how are
46:02you how are you doing I'm good I've noticed that you came solo yeah okay yeah you're okay yeah I
46:10hope
46:10everything's okay no listen I like doing on my own I'm used to it but I know like the picnic
46:16there was
46:17like questions of like the kind of relationship that I was in if Rosie or anyone else has like a
46:22question on polygamy every man does that listen my relationship from day one there were rules I
46:29accepted a lot of things yeah and that's it oh I don't get it I'm very confused by her hi
46:38so we
46:39were talking about you know how like everyone's always asking about like her situation like who's
46:44always asking like anyone you know when you go through something in life and it's sensitive you
46:51don't want people sitting at other tables discussing it I relate the most to Kelsey it's funny because in
46:59this group of girls she's the youngest as we know all my oldest but we're very close we protect each
47:07other and I am eternally allergic to what else have you said at that picnic nothing else I didn't say
47:16one bad thing about you hey mom hi how you doing hi beautiful Gia's up too mom her bedtime was
47:32seven
47:32I told you is definitely ready to go down yeah bye angel muffin all right the kids are alive all
47:41right
47:42it made me look at nervous with my mom even though I know she's a great grandmother I don't know
47:47how to
47:47get past the things she's done to me as a child I just don't want my kids to feel anything
47:53that I felt
47:54with her kids are alive that's so good that's so good I don't know you know what I'm going to
48:04do
48:04wait who's the one with the red cheeks me of course what's that boom boom juice it's too cute I
48:11don't want
48:12I don't want anything spicy you know what I've been doing I've been doing dirty Shirley's what's that
48:15what dirty Shirley's like a Shirley Temple but they put vodka in it I like that isn't that fun what
48:20do you
48:20want to try I don't want a dirty whore you two are going together yes you know each other yes
48:29we've
48:29known each other for like 20 years 20 right about she used to date my boyfriend's brother yes I'm
48:38waiting to see how big my teeth are and I'm known for my very big teeth I still have yet
48:44to talk to
48:44Rosie no I talked to Alicia about it what'd she say I know Alicia comes from like a place of
48:49like
48:50she's she's not like ill right intended right she's just not all there yeah she's like that's
48:56yeah yeah so I I haven't talked to Rosie yet about it I said hello she brought me this really
49:02nice like
49:02bouquet you know I'm just kind of moving forward it's fourth of July I want to have a good time
49:06yeah I
49:07want everyone to have fun I feel like you are moving past it and I'm like moving to it I
49:12feel like
49:12Rosie she's asking certain questions because she has like something calculating in her brain and that's
49:18what I don't like people seem to not be able to stop talking about my relationship but like Rosie are
49:25you asking questions or are you already saying no I heard this and she is this and they are that
49:33because that's a bad path to go down and it's gonna end up ugly for you
50:00ladies we're ready for this we're ready oh the teeth are huge are you gonna be here a lot this
50:07summer like what's the plan yeah we're gonna be here for three months four months
50:09oh my god okay don't ask me where I'm living because it's somewhere over there Jerry where am I living
50:15oh yeah he's like where do I live oh wait there you are neighbors there you go we're friends
50:21wait not sisters no everyone thinks that though why do you think we look a lot already I went to
50:28Dolores is surgeon she actually referred me to him and we also have the same dentist
50:36oh so cute that's adorable thank you you're welcome and we are twins
50:47look at you you told me I couldn't have a cookie having a cupcake you
50:51I'm getting like eaten alive I'm having the best time I'm like standing by the cookie spot and having
50:56five cookies fine I'm gonna put my shoes on right here I'll be right here if you guys need me
51:03Rosie
51:03I'm gonna put my shoes on while you're over here oh I just want to know what happened at the
51:07picnic
51:11was there anything that I should be like concerned about
51:15I don't think so nothing about my relationship or anything what do you mean I just want to know
51:23truthfully like was it brought up by you about the way my relationship is honestly like I was just
51:29questioning stuff I mean Joellen brought it up Joellen brought it up yeah it was just she's talking
51:37about it saying you're going through such a hard time we were like oh my god what hard time is
51:40she
51:40going through and then it turned into this whole thing you know I mean like I wasn't trying to come
51:44for you like yeah you know Ashley's there she has no idea what Fox is being talking about you guys
51:47we're
51:48gonna do sparklers oh perfect all right here come with me I have some more over here sounds good
51:52all right you really never know like who's telling you the truth who's stabbing you in the back to be
52:00honest like yeah it is very hard to trust people around here one two three
52:14rumors in Rhode Island are very typical it's just part of the culture of our state
52:21I definitely know a lot about people I just don't say it this group they got big things behind the
52:29scenes big secrets big cheating scandals I don't know I don't like there's really no reason to and
52:39the truth always comes out I say it like it is so if somebody says something to me that I've
52:44done
52:44yeah any other questions did you want details you're gonna say all the rumors about me I'm gonna say all
52:49the rumors about you and I've held my tongue all summer long this season in the real housewives of
53:00Rhode Island are you ready for this just when you thought it couldn't get crazy oh my god
53:10cheers to not being sorry and moving on I've been waiting for this all day because like I'm about to
53:16climax I need to know it what happened you don't get to take it off Ashley what am I supposed
53:22to do not
53:23eat and drink what happened rubbing alcohol I like what they call stripper juice give me that and
53:31I'll be happy I went to a psychic once and she said you carry so many people's energies on you
53:36and she's like you need to go into an Epstein salt bath Epstein
53:42someone's showing up I don't even say is that a Rue La La Rue is half Syrian she's a boss
53:50drop the
53:51mic here I am there were echoes of Rue's husband having an affair I want you to know that it's
53:58happening
53:58currently it was told to me that you were perpetuating in for around when someone
54:03pulls my wife's work that's a huge problem for me I just pray that you somehow hurt him
54:11I'm 42 I haven't had any kids I don't think it's something that we should rule out this is like
54:16a
54:16deal-breaker you should tell me now I know that you're insecure about how Audrey's doesn't bring
54:21it up in the two people in my life are the most wonderful people ever now you're saying that you
54:28do have two boyfriends what every girl waits for their big fairytale moment and sometimes I feel like
54:34I don't think I'll ever get one why didn't you ever like love me if I didn't show it it's
54:39because
54:39that's how I was raised you deserve it with my husband my kids my job
54:50I'm gonna ruin your life she doesn't like spotlight on anybody else but her a
54:55narcissist mother you are a rotten human being what have I done to you you're literally no one
55:01you're not welcome here you're a bitch get the out my makeup looked really pretty today
55:07is when your makeup looks the best it's like when you cry the most
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