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00:01Where are we going?
00:03Oh, I'm not running.
00:06I'm not running.
00:08Oh, yeah, thanks.
00:10Thanks, guys. Good here.
00:12I'm not running unless you tell me where we're going.
00:19Wait!
00:20Who's telling me?
00:24Who's telling me where we're going?
00:26No.
00:26Oh, no, that's disgusting.
00:31It's not funny.
00:32Of course not.
00:34It might be something of piss.
00:36Yeah, there's nothing funny about that.
00:40Oh, no.
00:45We did it six years ago.
00:46We do it now.
00:47Oh, don't drink it.
00:48Jesus.
00:51We did it six years ago.
00:53We do it now.
00:54Yeah.
00:56Are you also going to kiss me and touch my tits?
00:58Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:00I'm going to try.
01:03Oh, I want to be in hell.
01:08Oh, my God.
01:12Is that the same bloke?
01:14Do you look miserable?
01:16Yep.
01:17It's the same bloke.
01:20Yeah, that's the wall, will we?
01:22We sat on the bench.
01:24We sat on the bench.
01:26You had your legs spread on either side of the wall.
01:29I couldn't stop thinking about your vagina.
01:32You kept thinking about my vagina.
01:35Yeah, of course.
01:36Not my fantastic personality.
01:39A little bit of your personality.
01:42Like...
01:435%.
01:43Right.
01:44Like 5 out of 10%.
01:46Oh, my God.
01:46What is that?
01:48It's a fire bar for a Scotch Inn.
01:50Sure.
01:51Look, above the bar.
01:54Ah, they're horrendous.
02:00It's a fucking micro-brewery.
02:02Who gives a fuck?
02:12Look at this.
02:13It's important for us to do stuff like this.
02:18What happened to the TV?
02:19The challenge.
02:20It literally does something.
02:24What happened to the TV?
02:25I'm sorry.
02:28I know.
02:29You're right.
02:29I know.
02:30Positive.
02:34You just have to lie out.
02:35Yeah, I know.
02:37I know.
02:38You're right.
02:40Just...
02:40Get out the glass.
02:42Have a drink.
02:44Covered in kebab juice.
02:47See a fella push in a trolley with a telly in it.
02:56I just thought it was important for us to...
03:01but...
03:02relive.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Best night of definitely my life.
03:07Yours?
03:11It's up there.
03:13Yeah.
03:16Well, this is...
03:19Yeah.
03:21You're right.
03:23You're right.
03:25I...
03:25I...
03:25I...
03:25I...
03:25I just need to get my head around it.
03:31Yeah.
03:33We stay positive.
03:34And...
03:34You stop the day with a little syllable
03:40Oh...
03:41Left bench.
03:44You know what?
03:46No.
03:47No.
03:48No.
03:49No.
03:51No.
03:55Now each world bursts like a volcano
04:00Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
04:05Now grab the keyboard and a microphone
04:13Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
04:17Can we go home now?
04:19Yeah.
04:21I'm freezing and I need a poo
04:26That's why I'm married
04:42Hey Jim
04:44I'm just getting in a cab
04:47I think you're on mute Amanda
04:49Oh sorry
04:55Sorry
04:56I'm in a cab
04:57But I can um
04:59I just wanted to say
05:00Before pre-alarm time
05:02Yeah
05:03Last week
05:05Obviously
05:06I was thinking a lot about you and Harry
05:09Yeah
05:11And I just wanted to say I was thinking of you and Harry and everything with Harry and I hope
05:17you are
05:23Thank you
05:24Thank you that's um
05:25That's really kind of you
05:32Yeah
05:35Thank you
05:38Hey Priya
05:40Hey
05:41Oh no don't apologise
05:45Are you okay with us?
05:47Yeah
05:53You alright?
05:56You alright?
05:57Ah
05:58I need a bigger um key room
06:02Yep
06:10Sorry
06:11Sorry
06:15It's just a bit um
06:32Snow
06:46That's got a frog in my arm
06:52Excuse me
06:53Yeah
06:54You all good?
06:56Yeah
07:14Do you want to come to Daniel's birthday party?
07:21I don't know if it's like too much or too soon
07:25Oh
07:27Yeah thank you
07:30You meet my family I'll meet yours
07:39Don't know if that's like something you've done before with any of your exes
07:46Been to their kids birthday parties
07:52If you had any particularly important ex-boyfriend
08:14I'm going to order another rack of lamb and make her split the bill
08:18That was for me
08:20Yeah
08:23Do you want the amenities or not?
08:37So what's the Amanda news?
08:39She's asked if she can go to Daniel's birthday party
08:44Told her she was weird
08:48You actually asked to go to a kid's birthday party
08:50You want to have to look after her?
08:52I'm quite looking forward to it
08:54Nice chat with people
08:56Stay positive
08:57See Daniel and his little mates
09:02Have you told him we're going?
09:07Have you told him we're going?
09:14Well we've had two miscarriages
09:16The first was spontaneous
09:17That was at seven weeks
09:20Thereabouts
09:22And yeah then the second one was more recent
09:24That was a missed miscarriage
09:27The baby measured eight weeks five
09:30And we were expecting it to be 12, three
09:32So I had an ERPC
09:36How old are you?
09:37I'm 34
09:38I was 33 when this happened
09:42So yeah we want to try again
09:45It said online we could be referred to a recurrent miscarriage specialist
09:50Specialist
09:51Yeah
09:52That's after three
10:01Okay
10:03So two miscarriages at your age is
10:06We don't get in a flurry when a 34 year old has a couple of miscarriages
10:11When you get to three miscarriages
10:12Then yes we can explore it a little further
10:14But usually it's just
10:19You might have another miscarriage
10:21And then another one
10:22Then another one
10:23Then another one
10:24The only thing to do is stay positive
10:27Get some sleep
10:29Breathing
10:30Got a sheet here somewhere
10:33About breathing
10:45A mess
10:52Breathing
10:57Breathing
11:00I'm sitting there like
11:02Are you kidding me?
11:06I'm kidding me
11:13I'm kidding
11:14I'm kidding
11:15I'm kidding
11:15I'm kidding
11:15I'm kidding
11:16I'm kidding
11:16I'm kidding
11:17I'm kidding
11:18I'm kidding
12:01I don't know.
12:15We don't get in a...
12:16Flurry.
12:17Oh, my God.
12:19Do you not get in a flurry when a 34-year-old has a couple of miscarriages?
12:23Yeah, yeah, just brush that off. Easy.
12:26I can't get my head out of this flurry.
12:28So, have you not been grieving?
12:30Someone gave me a sheet about it.
12:34Right, he doesn't get in a flurry about a couple of miscarriages.
12:37Oh, just a couple, so...
12:39Yeah, but he will get in a flurry about some messy paperwork.
12:42Oh, my God, his face.
12:45Yeah, he doesn't need to breathe through it.
12:47Do you see a bit from his lunch?
12:49Oh, I could smell the satoma when I walked in.
12:56Brave him.
13:01And the shrug.
13:03Do you see a shrug?
13:04Yeah, he's not a fucking shrug.
13:12He just needs to stay positive.
13:16Honestly, he's got no idea what you've been through.
13:26What we've been through.
13:43You've got money?
13:44Come on.
13:44OK, I'll get a Crunchies and a Fanta.
13:46You go great.
13:48First left.
13:48First left, second right, other side of the road.
13:52And it's the caramel custard doughnut, yeah?
13:54Yeah.
13:55And if they don't have that, get a yum-yum.
13:57And if they don't have a yum-yum, call me.
14:07Hey there, big guy.
14:08So, tomorrow afternoon, OK?
14:10And then you get to go straight to Josh's party.
14:12All right.
14:13I'll see you later, darling.
14:15Come on.
14:18Inhaler's in his bag.
14:19Did a bit of a wig too this morning, so keep an eye on that.
14:22Three o'clock OK for tomorrow?
14:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:24Um, sorry.
14:25Can I just...
14:27Um...
14:28I'm going to introduce him to my new partner, Amanda.
14:31She's, uh, she's really great with kids.
14:33Are you fucking stupid?
14:36What the fuck?
14:37What do you mean, what the fuck?
14:40She'll fucking dump you.
14:42Like they all do, and then he'll...
14:43Why the foul language, Bella?
14:45Why the foul language?
14:46You're such a fucking moron.
14:47Who's the moron, hmm?
14:48Who's the moron, huh?
14:51How you doing, mate?
14:52You good?
14:53Yeah.
14:54Excellent.
14:55Uh, Crunchies are in the fridge.
14:57Fanta?
14:59Yeah.
15:00I know, my son.
15:01Uh, I thought we'd try something different for your lunch today,
15:05so I got you a yum-yum.
15:21All good?
15:22Yeah.
15:23He's playing.
15:36Do you want to say hello?
15:41Well, I don't want to get in the way of your bonding.
15:44Hmm.
16:17You all right, mate? Okay to pause that?
16:20One minute.
16:21Yeah, okay, cool, mate.
16:25This is Amanda.
16:32Thank you for letting me be with you both on your special day together.
16:38I hear someone's got a birthday coming up. That's very cool.
17:01He loves that game. Yeah.
17:03Be on it all day.
17:09What is it, eh? He can use it as a tablecloth.
17:14Cool.
17:16No, he'll love that.
17:24Just tell me if you and him need some alone time.
17:27Hmm.
17:47Can I get a decaf letter, please? And eat. I would just have plain poached eggs on sourdough. But can
17:55I get them cooked through?
17:57Yep.
17:58And I do mean cooked through, because sometimes you say cooked through and they still leave them a little bit
18:04soft.
18:06Sorry.
18:07Not a problem.
18:09And I'll get a cup of tea, please.
18:11Oh, sorry.
18:14And I'll get the eggs.
18:17Benedict.
18:18And how would you like your eggs?
18:22Runny.
18:26You're getting all set.
18:27Exactly, right?
18:29Thanks.
18:31Nothing wrong with that.
18:32Absolutely.
18:33Yeah.
18:34We're all good.
18:35Keeping positive.
18:37Trying again.
18:38Join our lives while we still can.
18:43You know, Stephen.
18:45He always sees the bright side.
18:47So, he's keeping us positive and optimistic, which is just what we need.
18:55Sorry.
18:56No.
18:58They're not hard, are they?
19:02No.
19:03No one would say they were hard.
19:06They're kind of squidgy.
19:08They are.
19:09They're like...
19:10Yeah.
19:11They're squidgy.
19:12Yeah.
19:21Yeah.
19:22No, you can't.
19:43Thanks.
19:45So this might be like a crazy Lisa idea, but remember ages ago we made that little business pal, PA
19:52Plus, or whatever we want to call it.
19:55That was such a good idea, right? At first we could fit it around other work and other commitments.
20:02If you still wanted to give it a go. Might be good for fitting around a baby.
20:09Thanks.
20:17A bit better.
20:34How was lunch?
20:35It was great, yeah.
20:39You didn't reply to my WhatsApps.
20:50I need more soap in the toilet.
20:53There's one in the cupboard.
20:54There isn't.
20:58How long do you live?
21:01Ages.
21:04Ages, yeah?
21:05Absolutely ages.
21:08It was unbelievably thorough.
21:11It was so painful.
21:26How can you not see that?
21:28There's no one in there.
21:29You had to move like three things.
21:49How's Nicola?
21:51Good.
21:54Did she say this, that and the other?
21:57She never said that.
21:59She made us go to a wine bar, which is basically a pub for pricks.
22:03You know the wine bar.
22:04She said this, that and the other five times one night.
22:08Is it five times?
22:09Yeah.
22:10Can it?
22:13That's so cool.
22:33I've got a loose bit on my, a bit next to my finger now.
22:40He's now clever.
22:41Oh, fighting it.
22:46Is she cleaning your PA Plus idea?
22:50Was both her idea.
23:15Was both her idea.
23:17What's she doing?
23:20She's even a woman.
23:25She's also a kiss.
23:26She's a jerk to thees.
23:29I like the other hand and even a little bit of a week.
23:30She's a jerk up and a little bit of a knife.
23:30She's not a man.
23:30She's a male.
23:30She's a man.
23:31I love a little boy.
23:32He's a human.
23:34She's coming out.
23:38She's a little boy.
23:39She's just 1, we haven't had her name.
23:42Her name is a man.
23:51What did you have?
23:54Eggs.
23:56Nice.
23:58It was eggs.
24:00How nice can you make an egg?
24:02Well, yeah.
24:06Did Nicola have eggs?
24:10Er, yeah.
24:15There's other stuff on the menu, isn't there?
24:17It was kind of brunchy.
24:20Did you choose eggs?
24:22Hard not to.
24:28I guess she had her yolks cooked through.
24:33She's pregnant.
24:36It was all handwritten menus.
24:40Of course it was.
24:41I think her husband would have been there.
24:42It was bound to be in Ponzi fucking circles.
24:46Mine was 15 quid.
24:48For eggs?
24:49Yep.
24:51£15 for eggs?
24:52£4.50 for a drink.
24:55Could you say?
24:56£3.50.
24:59£4.50 for a drink?
25:01Jesus Christ.
25:03But they had avocado, did they?
25:06And chilies?
25:07Yeah, over.
25:08And Amy.
25:09Yep.
25:10Of course they fucking did.
25:13£4.50 for a drink.
25:16£4.50 for a drink.
25:21£4.50 for a drink.
25:23£4.50 for a drink.
25:25£4.50 for a drink.
25:25£4.50 for a drink.
25:26£4.50 for a drink.
25:27It was a nice thing.
25:29Asked for eggs to be cooked through right in front of you.
25:33She was taking me out as a nice thing.
25:35She paid.
25:46When I've been pregnant, I've been the same.
25:56When I've been pregnant, I've been exactly the same.
26:23I mean, what massive bitch?
26:26Stephen, Jesus.
26:28Come on.
26:28No.
26:29Did she just, like, all the eggs briefly, like, could have them cooked through?
26:34Or did she make a big song and dance?
26:36She just wanted to make sure they were cooked through.
26:38So she made a big fucking song and dance?
26:41She just spent a bit of time pushing out the yolks, just like what anyone would do.
26:45Just testing to see if they were done or not.
26:47Yeah, I could see it doing it.
26:49And she sent them back because they were just...
26:52She what?
26:55They were squidgy.
27:00Oh, but soft or...
27:03Squidgy.
27:04I had a nice lunch, okay?
27:06Yeah, yeah, but squidgy.
27:07That was my word.
27:09Come on.
27:11Can we not, like, take everything personally?
27:15What am I taking personally?
27:19How am I taking personally?
27:21I'm not taking anything personally.
27:24Okay.
27:28I'm being positive.
27:29Yep.
27:31What do you mean, yep?
27:33Am I not being positive?
27:37Yeah, no, okay, you are.
27:42These people have no idea what you've been through.
27:53Got a cold set?
27:56Cold.
27:57Cold.
28:20I don't know.
28:33Did she eat him in the end?
28:39She left little bits of the yolk that she thought were soft.
28:43Were they soft?
28:44Of course they weren't.
28:54We just need to get back on it.
28:58Eyes up, level head, move forwards, put it all behind us.
29:05That's how I stay so positive all the time.
29:09I don't have to deal with stuff, it just works, it always has.
29:13I'm like, literally, the world's most positive person.
29:20Literally, I'm like, no, it's funny.
29:24Yeah.
29:27I mean, how was I not being positive?
29:34Harry!
29:37That's brilliant.
29:38So brilliant.
29:40Yeah, she was just sitting there like, Harry!
29:46He's so much better than you.
29:48I know.
29:49I love it.
29:51Oh, Harry.
29:53Who the fuck is Harry?
29:55Harry!
29:55That is so funny.
29:58It's absolutely hilarious.
30:19Harry!
30:21Oh, he's like, he's a lot better than you.
30:24Right?
30:25Oh, my God.
30:26I can't stop laughing about it.
30:29And this is my sister, Kimberly.
30:31Sorry.
30:32This is Dave.
30:33Dealing with the kids from hell.
30:35I have a son, yeah.
30:36It's not easy, is it?
30:38One weekend a fortnight, that's enough for me.
30:40It's his birthday soon.
30:41We're having a big party, aren't we?
30:42Yes.
30:43Drink through the agony.
30:44Ha!
30:45Ha!
30:47No, he's, um...
30:49Lovely.
30:50Thank you, Jenny.
30:51Ha!
30:52No, he's, um...
30:53Cheers.
30:54Yeah.
31:02Bet your exes found them hard.
31:08Not exactly big laughers, are they?
31:11Where is mine?
31:12Dad's.
31:15He doesn't stop.
31:25We haven't really talked about our exes, have we?
31:33Yeah, feel free to ask me anything about any of mine.
31:36Yeah.
31:37You're gonna meet Daniel's mum at the party,
31:40so any questions, any worries?
31:45I'm very open.
31:47Nothing to hide.
31:52Honestly, just ask me anything about any of them.
31:59Are we good?
32:05No, she was like, Harry this, Harry that, and I was like...
32:09Matt?
32:13Matt?
32:16No, we were in this cab, and she was like, Harry, Harry, ooh!
32:20Ooh!
32:24Step outside the pub, mate.
32:27Step outside the pub!
32:29I stopped!
32:36Yeah, I was like...
32:44I was like, you know,
32:45what?
32:45I don't know.
32:45I had a full-on-one child.
32:47I'm gonna use it.
32:56Then again, I'll take a few...
32:56And I'll take a few minutes.
32:57I'll take a few minutes.
32:58So, I'm using my brain.
33:16They're having fun.
33:37Here they are. Thanks for coming.
33:40Are you having fun?
33:41Always.
33:42Yeah, have you come from the other night?
33:43I never recover from a night with you.
33:46Should have seen him.
33:48Four pints, he was slurring.
33:49I don't have any dinner.
33:52There he is, always an excuse.
33:54It's just your scene, isn't it?
33:55Oh, yeah, I love it, mate. I love it.
33:57Hey, Daniel.
33:58Daniel, come say hello to your godfather.
34:03Wow, okay, so you're even being rude to your godfather.
34:09Hey, guys.
34:12Come join the madness.
34:15One, two, three, go.
34:19Yeah, I'll find it.
34:21You sure?
34:22Yeah, don't worry.
34:24Looks like you've got enough on your hands.
34:25Just a bit.
34:26It's so busy.
34:27It's crazy, isn't it?
34:34Do you want to go enjoy the party?
34:36I can do all this.
34:36Oh, no, no, don't worry.
34:39It's like you've got enough on your hands.
35:00Do you need my help with anything?
35:03Looks like you've got enough on your hands.
35:05Yeah.
35:25All good?
35:28These are helping.
35:29Looks amazing in there.
35:31Daniel.
35:32Daniel.
35:37Don't worry, he's having a good time with his friends.
35:40No, he's being a fucking prick.
35:41Daniel, now.
35:46It's past the parcel, mate.
35:49You can't cry about past the parcel.
35:51It's just a fact.
35:52Can you leave us in the net?
35:54You can't cry about past the parcel.
35:55Yeah, you said that.
35:57Can you clear this up, please, Daniel?
36:00Daniel, I've asked you nicely.
36:05Daniel.
36:09You broke it.
36:11You fixed it.
36:12Daniel!
36:14You fixed it.
36:16You fixed it.
36:23You fixed it.
36:28You fixed it.
36:29You fixed it.
36:32You fixed it.
36:32You fixed it.
36:33You fixed it.
36:34You fixed it.
36:34You fixed it.
36:35You fixed it.
36:35You fixed it.
36:36You fixed it.
36:36You fixed it.
36:37You fixed it.
36:38You fixed it.
36:43You fixed it.
36:57On
36:58behalf of my fiance and I.
37:07It's thank
37:08you.
37:09Give it up.
37:10Just because he's dead.
37:14Claire and Nigel.
37:20Can you imagine him fighting for you?
37:28Just coming up the aisle and seeing Claire's fucking face!
37:34You're such a bitch!
37:40OK.
37:42Yeah, no, I understand.
37:45Yes.
37:46Thanks for calling.
37:52I see these irregularities all the time.
37:55Yeah.
37:56It's very normal.
37:57Typical me, normal.
37:58Do you need the milk?
38:00You got the milk?
38:02I'm milk.
38:05Nine times out of ten they do these scans and then they show up nothing.
38:08I'll take those odds.
38:10Yeah.
38:10I'm very happy with those odds.
38:18Sorry.
38:19OK.
38:20I'll see you.
38:27I'll see you later.
38:36I think a couple of different things on the way to town.
38:37We're not trying to speed up.
38:47We're not trying to speed up.
38:47I think it's actually a girlfriend.
38:49All right, thanks.
38:54why not
38:56oh
38:57oh my god you've lost it
39:01did I ever have it
39:04yeah good point actually
39:07so you're happy to serve
39:09our guest
39:10that fucking awful pom
39:12it was nice
39:13it was all pureed no fucking pom
39:16oh my god watch the hummus
39:17watch the hummus
39:22I know it okay
39:24I just know it
39:26I can feel it in my bones
39:30and you need to start believing in it too
39:32because we're going to get married
39:36and we're going to have a dog
39:39and we're going to have an argument
39:40about what kind of dog to have
39:41and I'm going to win that argument
39:45and we're going to fill our big house
39:47with beautiful babies
39:51at least three
39:54maybe four
39:55we're not having four
39:58and I'll put holes in the condoms
40:00until we have four
40:19smile Daniel
40:22smile please
40:26Daniel
40:27can you smile please
40:34okay now
40:35can we
40:36smile please
40:38smile
40:39no a proper smile
40:44can we have a proper smile
40:46smile please
40:46Daniel
40:48Daniel
40:49can you smile
40:50please
40:59hi
41:01hi
41:03don't let me disturb you
41:04oh
41:05nonsense
41:08literally just
41:09filling my head out
41:10nonsense
41:14great party
41:15yeah
41:17amazing
41:19it's lovely to see them
41:20okay it's having fun
41:22so I'm just going to drop you off today
41:24I can't stay
41:25but dad's going to come in a bit
41:27all right
41:35do you think much about having kids
41:39uh no
41:42no no no no no
41:46you
41:48no way
41:52sounds like they had fun
42:01that'll be us one day
42:04don't
42:04the amount of sandwiches they had left over
42:07you did your best to finish them
42:08you see them sweeping the floor
42:10might get a hoover
42:13oh sorry
42:16hello
42:22yeah yeah yeah no we've got to bring back
42:25all right
42:26later
42:28yeah we literally had to leave the kitchen spotless
42:30yeah
42:31yeah
42:31not spotless
42:32well not literally
42:34right
42:34what
42:35yeah
42:36we won't be like that though will we
42:39we're going to throw the best like
42:41best kid parties
42:42don't we
42:44of course
42:53how are we going to know if you're ovulating
42:56you could try sticking them up your arse
43:00just piss on them
43:01yeah
43:02where you can stick them up your arse
43:05I need to know if you're ovulating
43:07no I reset the router
43:12yes I just said that
43:13I did a factory reset
43:18oh
43:19oh
43:21sorry
43:22you're all mine
43:24oh
43:25you're all mine
43:26so
43:27no I panicked
43:28if you're on YouTube
43:31I was going to let you know
43:32it is so much fun
43:37I can't eveness
43:38I've got Golden
43:38no it's brilliant
43:41that'll get back
43:41no it's just touched on
43:47that'm so dying
43:52don't want the Fork
43:53I don't have any questions
43:53I think
43:53I'm so tired
44:03I will continue to stir my mouth,
44:07until I turn my mouth,
44:13I can't put it on my mouth.
44:15I want to bring this word to the eyes.
44:16I love you.
44:19How do I turn to make my mouth?
44:21I don't know, I don't know.
44:22I don't know.
44:22You're welcome.
44:28I'm sorry, your breath is sick.
44:33What?
44:35Marmite.
44:37Really, you're just going to sit there and breathe and marmite all over me.
44:43Well, you do like it, but you don't like it.
44:46Give me mixed messages.
44:48Oh, you freak!
44:48Mm-hm.
45:28How easy is that?
45:32A baby-making machine.
45:38Is it different, isn't it?
45:49Oh, it just goes to show.
45:54You've done so well.
45:56Stayed positive, kept our heads up, kept moving forwards.
46:03I know it's been a bit annoying me going on about positivity.
46:07No.
46:08I've got to show your face.
46:09Well, it's worth, isn't it?
46:11Huh?
46:12Yeah.
46:13Look at it.
46:14Look.
46:18I just knew it would be okay.
46:20I just had this, like, gut feeling.
46:25Power of positive thinking.
46:48Sorry.
46:49Oh, it's meant to be by the side of the bed.
46:51Window.
46:52Yeah.
46:54Oh, God, it's great to be back in a swing of things.
46:56Just open the bloody window.
46:58Oh, sorry.
47:00Polic acid?
47:02Yep.
47:03Shh.
47:07You can take it at all.
47:09Yep.
47:10In a minute.
47:17Just put it down.
47:30You stay.
47:32Yep.
47:39My mum says we have to breastfeed.
47:43They're sexted.
47:45...and a quicker recovery after delivery.
47:48My goal is to...
47:49The words are, we definitely need to breastfeed.
47:52...jump or exert yourself after having your baby.
47:55These exercises are also beneficial...
47:58And can that be cooked through?
48:00Look, I'll just have the chicken.
48:03What, you haven't had any red meat today?
48:05I've wanted the chicken.
48:08Actually, needs it brown, totally brown.
48:11Not even a hint of pink.
48:16She might be wrapped up for you.
48:19Shh.
48:33That was a big bang.
48:37You all right?
48:38I had, like, a little weird to me.
48:42You all right?
48:44One minute.
48:50I'm all wet.
49:06You're joining a long list of authors.
49:08It doesn't work written down.
49:10It doesn't work written down.
49:11I think if we get him in for an instant...
49:13Only now it's going to be okay.
49:16I promise you.
49:18Now that they see it.
49:19It's okay.
49:21I'll be fine.
49:26But...
49:28they'll be fine.
49:30I promise...
49:30in person here...
49:31And redistributed.
49:40And I'm looking for an article...
50:10Good morning, Lisa speaking.
50:24I'll just have a bit of a lie-down.
50:27It's just a walk.
50:29Yeah, yeah.
50:32Any excuse to get off work?
50:35What do you mean? I love my job.
50:40It's not to love.
50:53I can't stop peeing today.
50:56Oh, no!
50:59I need to cut down my caffeine intake.
51:23Mom...
51:56Can you not ask?
51:59I'm sorry.
52:00I'm sorry.
52:14I'm sorry to say that again.
52:20No, no.
52:21She's on the floor.
52:24She can't...
52:34Shall we get you on the sofa?
52:40You want me to try and get on the sofa?
52:55I'm sorry to say that again.
53:11Oh, my God, no, Lisa.
53:14Oh, my God, no, Lisa.
53:15Oh, my God, no, Lisa.
53:17I can just put on the sofa.
53:17Oh, my God, please...
53:29There's eyes of you.
53:37You're reading the UmaSD day.
53:48Do you want me to take it?
53:49I can hold it.
53:51Now I'll take it.
53:52Okay.
53:57Thanks.
53:59No worries.
54:10Sorry, anyone?
54:11No, sorry.
54:18I can take it.
54:20Yep.
54:40Where are the positives?
54:42Where are the fucking positives?
54:43Because when I was sat there with my fucking baby dripping into the fucking toilet, it didn't really...
54:52What are you looking at?
54:54Okay, what the fuck are you looking at?
54:55Lisa!
54:56Mind your own fucking business, you nosy prick!
55:01Who's Harry?
55:10Why are you asking that?
55:15Why aren't you answering?
55:19He's an ex?
55:23Good ex, bad ex.
55:29He died.
55:44Are these finished?
55:46Oh yeah, of course they're finished.
55:46They're empty glasses.
55:49Why would anyone still be using empty glasses?
55:54Wait, please, we're meant to be having a nice night.
55:57Stop telling me what I'm meant to be doing.
55:59For months I've had you telling me what to do with your pills and your fucking, your stupid positive thinking
56:06and your bullshit fucking nonsense.
56:15Nothing you can do can save our fucking babies.
56:18Nothing you can do can save our fucking babies.
56:34My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you when you start the day with
56:43a little syllable.
56:47When you're left unfinished, when you move to kiss me.
57:01Now each word bursts like a volcano, cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
57:15I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone, cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
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