00:00We got serious business here, fellas.
00:02All right, let's go.
00:03When Stallion proposed this, this hits near and dear to my heart
00:09because I'm a candy head, B.
00:12Now, we just had Henry McKenna on from Fox Sports.
00:14If you missed any of that, check it out on YouTube.
00:16Check it out wherever you get your podcasts, Spotify, Apple Pods, whatever, right?
00:21I'm a chocolate man.
00:23No pause.
00:24I am a chocolate man.
00:25I'm not really like a candy, a gummy, a fruity kind of guy.
00:30I like chocolate.
00:32And, I mean, we live in a tough world, right?
00:36A lot of bad things happen in our universe, and there's bad people and bad actors
00:40and people with nefarious intent.
00:43And I hope to God, I pray that law enforcement is able to track down the bastards
00:49that stole 12 tons of Kit Kats in Europe, okay?
00:54Because they should be prosecuted to the fullest extent, in my opinion.
00:58I love Kit Kats, and I don't want people out here stealing 12 tons of Kit Kats.
01:03I don't know how that happens.
01:04Uh-huh.
01:05B, apparently they stole 400,000 Kit Kat chocolate bars.
01:08Man, there's all kinds of stuff happening around here.
01:11They stole Kit Kat bars, and then I just saw a damn truck wreck with crawfish crawling all over the
01:15road.
01:15I saw you posted that video.
01:17You think that was real, or you think that was AI?
01:18No, that was real.
01:19That happens a lot.
01:20Those are big crawfish.
01:21And you know what?
01:22I would have loved to be there.
01:23I'd have been like that dude walking down the street with the buckets.
01:26That was funny, the guy with the buckets.
01:28So, Stallion's idea, to his credit, put everybody's mics on, Jeff,
01:32was because of the great Kit Kat heist in Europe that we do our weekly goat segment
01:39on the best candy to celebrate what these jerks in Europe are trying to steal from us in candy.
01:46Uh-huh.
01:48So, as we always do, we go top three and then our goat, right?
01:53I kind of feel like I can guess yours, B-Mitch, but do you want to start?
01:56You can guess them.
01:57I'm going to see if you can guess them.
01:58I know 100 grand's on there.
02:01100 percent.
02:02All right.
02:03That was my guess.
02:04My guess is 100 grand is your goat, but I don't know.
02:06Well, actually, the combination of all the things in there, I love that.
02:11But then I can go with a Snicker or 100 grand and then Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
02:19That's your one?
02:20Yeah, it's kind of hard to beat them.
02:21No, my one is 100 grand.
02:23Okay.
02:24So, you go 100 grand, then Reese's?
02:28Yeah, then Snicker.
02:31All right.
02:32That's a strong list.
02:33Snicker, then the Snicker.
02:35Jeff, what do you got?
02:38Okay.
02:40Okay, so.
02:41The day he started a Snicker without okay is going to be the first thing.
02:46I have to go with Lifesavers as my number three.
02:49What?
02:50I love the gummy Lifesavers.
02:52I love those.
02:53Then I have to go with the Watermelon Sour Patch Kids.
02:57They like little watermelons.
03:00I've seen those, but they're not.
03:02Jeff likes it fruity, B.
03:04Yeah, he's a fruity.
03:05He's a fruitcake.
03:05And my number one is a Reese's.
03:10Now, when I was a kid.
03:12Wait, wait, wait.
03:13Hold on.
03:14Hold on.
03:14You go gummy, gummy, Reese's.
03:16Yes.
03:17They work together.
03:18That's all I ate as a kid was gummies and Reese's.
03:21And it was like weird because some days I put my Reese's in the freezer.
03:26Some days when I was just being a total nut, I would eat the Reese's from the inside and
03:30eat the outside later.
03:31They're like, I just loved Reese's.
03:33He tells us a lot about himself.
03:35Reese's.
03:35Yo, how?
03:39Reese's pieces are wildly underrated.
03:41I like to freeze them, but I like to freeze a snicker and cut the nougat off.
03:44Yes.
03:44With just the, you know, some ball, B.
03:47Uh-huh.
03:47Some ball, man.
03:49But no, I used to push the middle out, JP.
03:52I don't know why.
03:53I just did that.
03:54Jeff, you're weird.
03:54Come on.
03:55I don't want to know what you did with the ring, Jeff.
03:57Oh, I ate it, bro.
04:02All right, Stallion.
04:03What do you got?
04:03What's up?
04:04All right.
04:04This is what I got.
04:07Number three, Butterfingers.
04:09I love Butterfingers.
04:10Butterfingers are good.
04:11Better not let a finger on my Butterfinger.
04:13All right.
04:14I bet Stallion doesn't even know that reference.
04:17That was like the ad campaign for years.
04:19It was Bart Simpson.
04:20He wasn't born.
04:21I know.
04:22I wasn't born at that point.
04:23But you love Butterfingers.
04:24I love Butterfingers, man.
04:26Oh, my God.
04:26So that's my number three.
04:27My number two, it's got to be like the mini Reese's Cups.
04:33Like, you know, the one that are in aluminum foil that you get?
04:36Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:37Yeah, like it's got to be those mini ones, though.
04:40I'm very specific about this.
04:42And the GOAT, Sour Patch Kids, man.
04:45Just plain old Sour Patch Kids.
04:47I love them.
04:47You can tell about their age, about that type of thing.
04:50Sour Patch Kids.
04:52I love it, man.
04:53Yeah, you still get it.
04:54Yeah.
04:55You know, my daughters love Sour Patch Kids.
04:58That's because they got a good hand on their shoulders, JP.
05:00Exactly.
05:02All right.
05:03White Bryant, you're up.
05:05Number three spot, we're going with the classic Reese's.
05:08Number two, peanut M&M's.
05:10And the best candy, the Twix bar.
05:14Okay.
05:15A left one or a right one?
05:17They're the same.
05:18Don't worry about it.
05:18They look like twins.
05:19Don't care.
05:21So, so far, I think White Bryant has the best list.
05:26I think, for me, one, I have a clarification item.
05:31Because my GOAT is depending on how we can qualify this.
05:38Number three, for me, have you had Reese's sticks?
05:43It's like Reese's equivalent of a Twix bar.
05:46They are phenomenal.
05:48They are horrible.
05:49Have you had them?
05:50Yeah, that stuff stinks.
05:51No, they're phenomenal.
05:52When you try to add too much to something, you just mess it up.
05:56When you like a Reese's, you don't want all that other crap with it.
06:00All right.
06:01Here's my question, and this will determine my number two and my number one.
06:06You've seen me.
06:06I'm not the biggest eater, B.
06:08But when there are the Halloween-sized Kit Kat, where it's just two pieces,
06:13is when the Halloween-sized Kit Kat, I can eat the whole bag.
06:17I can just smash those.
06:20Yeah, I know.
06:20You smashed them so much, you stole them out of the refrigerator.
06:23Borrowed.
06:24Borrowed.
06:24Stole.
06:25When you eat something.
06:26I brought another bag in.
06:27Borrowed.
06:28Much later, after you were called out.
06:29Come on.
06:30I called myself out.
06:31That's not called out.
06:32That's confession.
06:33I'm a good Catholic.
06:36What?
06:36Can I?
06:37I confessed to eating somebody else's Kit Kats.
06:44Can I qualify?
06:46Because I don't like the regular full-size Kit Kat.
06:49What the jerks in Europe did.
06:52They could have those.
06:53Because it's just too much.
06:54I just like the small joint.
06:56Let me ask you a question, bro.
06:57You just say when they're small, you can smash the whole bag.
07:00How about just eat like half of the bag when they're bigger?
07:05The same amount of Kit Kat.
07:06I think they're different, dude.
07:08I don't know how to.
07:09The same thing.
07:11I get what JP's saying.
07:12They're different.
07:13And the only reason why I get it is because a brisk tea in a can tastes different from a
07:18brisk tea in a bottle.
07:20Soda should only be served in cans.
07:22Soda out of plastic bottles.
07:23I understand what you're saying, Jeff.
07:24But he eating the same ingredients out of the same package.
07:31It's a different package.
07:33The small Kit Kat just have one wafer, right?
07:35And the big ones have two?
07:37I don't know.
07:38But that sounds maybe correct.
07:41I mean, Stallion clarified that he likes mini Reese's Cups instead of the regular Reese's Cups.
07:45Like, there's a difference.
07:46I'm just saying, though.
07:48Like, if you were to eat one of the Kit Kat, I understand your point.
07:52But you eat the whole damn bag.
07:55That is the food I can eat the most of in the world.
07:58No, he not good at math.
07:59If you say, I like the small Kit Kat, I might eat one or two.
08:05Fine.
08:05But you eat the whole bag, dude.
08:07So what difference does it make?
08:09What the hell are you eating?
08:12But my one seed, the best candy in the world.
08:16And I've told my children this, the most healthy candy in the world, outside of, like, fake candy that's actually
08:21healthy, but of real candy, peanut M&Ms.
08:25Peanut M&Ms.
08:27What people don't know about peanut M&Ms, if you're on a long drive at night and you need to
08:31stay awake, peanut M&Ms are the best thing in the world.
08:34Because you just pop them, like, one at a time, you know, two.
08:37Throw a couple of them in your mouth, Jeff.
08:39It keeps you up.
08:40It keeps you stimulated, motivated.
08:42Peanut M&Ms are the coach.
08:44So you can do that.
08:45No, because it's one bar and you eat it.
08:47Peanut M&Ms, you get the share size.
08:49You eat that book for, like, an hour.
08:51You get the big bar and you cut the nougat off and you just take a bite, like the size
08:56of a peanut M&M.
08:58You're cutting nougat off while driving?
09:00That sounds dangerous.
09:01JP, I don't hear you trying to sound like an old-ass dog man now.
09:06You do a lot of stuff while driving.
09:07It's dangerous.
09:08Come on, now.
09:09I've never cut nougat off a Snickers.
09:10Hey, hey, listen.
09:11I'll just spit it out the window.
09:14I have a take you're probably not going to like.
09:16I prefer Milky Way to Snickers.
09:18In fact, I think Snickers is kind of overrated.
09:19Man, I think you sound like a damn fool.
09:21Also, I like Three Musketeers.
09:23Where's the love for Three Musketeers?
09:24Oh, it's such a good call.
09:26To be honest with you, you didn't name it.
09:28So why are you asking about where the love was?
09:29I was never a fan of it.
09:30Three Musketeers or Milky Way.
09:32Three Musketeers and Milky Way.
09:33I don't like both of them.
09:34Give me a Baby Ruth.
09:35Oh, I love a Baby Ruth.
09:37Baby Ruth.
09:38I can't help but take a Caddyshack if something brings up Baby Ruth.
09:40Can I give an honorable mention?
09:42Sure.
09:43Almond Joys.
09:44I love Almond Joys.
09:46What is it?
09:48Mounds has nuts.
09:48Almond Joys does not.
09:50Here's what we're going to do.
09:50We've got a couple minutes.
09:52We'll let people weigh in on the great candy.
09:53Almond Joys had nuts.
09:54Mounds don't.
09:54I can pack in the low tables.
09:54We'll beeing on the heat for now.
Comments